Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all have a sun giving them like the million bucks things in it to be true. Good Steve listening to other plea, I don't join jo. You gotta turn you, you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn you got to turn them out to turn turn the water the water go. Come come on your thing, h I shall well, good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man, got a radio show. Do you understand that I'm telling you God been big in my life. I'm not gonna kid you. I'm telling you in here to do the same thing for you. God. God is a gentleman, you know. I want to I want to point that out to you. God is an absolute gentleman. He will not come in unless he's invited. He don't just barge into your life. He gives us the power of choice. You know, if you say you got it, I don't need you. He let you have it. If you say I need you, come see about me. He right there. It's just a real simple thing. Man. So always say to people this. If you've gotten yourself into something. Please know I have. I was stuck. I thought a couple of times, well might not make it past this one. But then if I don't make it past it, what's gonna happen? And then I held on to this little thing that my mother kept talking to me about. She said, sometimes, so when you ain't got nothing else in you, just hope, she said, just hope it'll be all right, you know. And what I've learned in my life is that hope is the beginning of faith. Hope. It's just is there a possibility out there for me? I sure hope something happened. See hope, hope it's okay, man, Because like I say, for me, the way I've lived my life, hope was the beginning of faith. It was just the idea. It's just the thought that something could change from me, that something could be a little bit different from me, that maybe, man, just maybe for some reason, I could be saved, I could be rescued, Things could turn around, it could head any other direction. Maybe I could quit messing up. Maybe somebody will forgive me, maybe somebody will just say all right. I don't know, but I can't count the times I've been in that position. But then once I hope a little bit, and then I remember also my mother, because she was a Sunday school teacher. She taught me the most valuable lesson I've ever learned in my life. Nothing has been greater in my life than my faith. She taught me to pray. Mamma used to say, when it get real, dog for your son, prad changes things. She said, When you seem like you lost and you can't finding your way, stop and pray, she said, because prad changes things. You know, when you get a point in your life when you've done all you can do and you can't do no more, and you just I don't know what to do next, she says, stop, suh. Pray and combine that prayer with that hope that you got, she said, because that hope is the beginning of faith. She said. If you pray just hoping, she's saying that God come through for you. That will give you confidence that he can do it again. And then after a while you quit hoping, she's saying, you start believing. She saying, that's when you're on to something. If you can turn that hope into belief, that hope into faith, the ability to believe in something that you can't see. But the key though the faith is you're believing in something that you can't see. See hoping a little bit different from me now, I'm pretty sure, Like I say oftentimes to tell a lot of people who can explain this thing a lot better than I can to you, but just from my side of it, being as real as I can be rich. See, hope helps. Man. If you ain't strong enough to have faith, have hope, and then if you pray with some hope and God answers your prayer, then that hope gains a little confidence, and after a while that confidence becomes faith. Not ain't just hoping, but I'm believing. I'm believing in something that I cannot see. Faith has been the key to my entire existence, even when I didn't have any It was faith, as I look back on it, that has gotten me here, and not just faith, but my faith. See, you will only get to where you're going in your life based on your faith. See A lot of people get the word faith confused, like what's your faith? And then they started going down this whole list of all these different religions out here. But really an essence man, when I talk to people about faith, I'm talking to you about your your belief. How much do you believe in the unseen? How much do you believe in the things you can't see? How much do you believe in the impossible? How much do you believe see? Because faith is the belief in things that you cannot see. Faith is the core of all that is happening to me today. It is the faith that I have in my relationship with God that enables me to just oftentimes, if I stay on the right course and believe a certain way and act a certain way, his blessings just poor. They just come. And it comes in a lot of little ways too. I've started to notice, see, it ain't just a lot of people think blessings is money now, man, that ain't it. It's coverage. It's every time my plane land safe. It's every time they predict bad weather and I get up in the sky and it don't be no bad weather. You know this, This is favor. These are blessings that get poured out to me. Somebody call me and offer me something, not money, but an opportunity, you know. Somebody say, hey, man, I don't know, but I sent this to you. I thought you might be interested in it. Somebody has sent me a scripture, or somebody will send me something that's favor, and it always comes at a time when I need it the most. That's favor, that's pouring out blessings. Now I'm also the recipient of a lot of other blessings too. You know, I've been blessed with health. That's amazing blessing. Man. I've been blessed with a spirit of not quitting. I've been blessed with the ability to shoulder huge amounts of responsibility. See, blessings come a lot of ways. But once you tie into God, Once you tie in and you start doing the best you can do, and you start asking for him to make you a better person, to help shape and mold you into the kind of man or person that he wants you to be. You be amazed what God can do with you. Man, if you just invite me in and allow him to be a part of your life. I mean, what you got to lose out there? Come on, if you're sitting in the cell this morning, why why would you not change? You have a chance to turn your life around with a relationship with God. What you're waiting on. Are you gonna just keep doing it like that? Huh? Really? Come on, man, why would you do that to yourself? Why would you not allow God to be a part of your life so you can get the way He want you to be. God got some big plans for you. If he didn't, you wouldn't keep waking up. You're listening. What if everybody the holidays are rolling around is getting closer and closer and closer and closer. Listen, if you got old people in your life and most of us, do do not fall? Do not fall for this. You ain't got to get me nothing. I'm okay. Just spend your money on your kids and I'll be Don't fall for that, don't don't don't get something. I'm all right. You've done enough through the year, so don't wear about. I'm gonna be all right. Just get some Do not fall for that. Ain't that Ratieli Strawberry? That is that road? True? Shay, Oh my god, don't do it and see what happens. Don't get them anything and see good morning, good morning. What about you calall up around my line? Am I telling the truth? You? Facts? All facts? Don't fall for the oky dogs around? Good morning everyone, Good morning, Good morning junior junior. Am I line or am I telling the truth? But talk to the truth. Jack, You're telling the truth, but I fall for it. I like it. J J. You said, don't get you that? What damn it? I ain't get you that. You said, Hey, what you mean? Mean what you're saying? Tell me what about you in my line? Or? Am I telling the truth? Man? You're telling the truth. And I'm gonna still get a gift card just to be saying just a little something something. I'm just I'm gonna put something on it. All right. That's another good question. What's an impressive amount of money to put in a card for older person, for an older person, for an older person, not a child? You know? Yeah, hundred dollar bill? Yeah yeah, from fifty on up, I would say, But that same older person will turn around and give you five or ten dollars. Yea your podcast. Don't tell nobody right, yeah, act like they give you a grand two pats on the head and I love it with with the information. Now, don't open it, t get home. It's a little something. You and Jay this, you know, you my favorite tome. But what is everybody else getting? Don't worry about that, don't worry about how about this? But surely I've been saving up all year to get you something. Hit it. Don't holpen t get home now, spin and spin it all on yourself, on myself, right, I can divide this up here go here, go here, go my aunt going there in my room and then look under the bed and gets you a case of them. That's right, I got out of there. Why do you have else? Write day that they like keep it close, They like to keep all these things. Didn't he close? Good? Get you a case in it? Right? Not? Don't mess with the great? That was my favorite. But marry Christmas may back in the day, phantom great? Oh my god? What all right? Well? Listen, get ready because the thirty two minutes after the hour ask bitter Man is coming up, and you don't want to miss it. Right after this, think you're listening show coming up next hour Georgia Democratic Senator the World Senate candidate John Austen. Hopefully I spoke prophetically. Just then, Yes, John austa will be our special guest. He's going to talk about the Georgia Senate runoff election as vote to flip the Senate blue as we vote to flip the Senate blue John Ausoff next hour. You don't want to miss it. But right now it is time for ask bitter man. We go ahead. Can we do the disclaimer? Ohay, okay, you're not gonna walk away with any enlightenment none at all. Okay, you're not gonna walk away. M God, I never thought of that. Okay, different, All right, here we go. This one's from Nick in Maryland. Uh. Nick is a thirty three year old single man. He says his mother is living with him. She's in town visiting my brother and I when the pandemic hit and she decided it would be better to stay in town at my house. My brother is married and lived three miles away, but she won't stay with him because she doesn't like his wife. I can't have company or do anything I want to do in my home because she is there. It's time for her to go, but she won't fly. It's a It's an eleven hour drive to her house, So how can I get her out of my house? Should I drive? Should I drive? Wow? Let me just say this. Let me be bold with you, Nick, Please let me tell you something, man. Let me I knew it because I thought she said that your house. If you want to bang in your house, you need to bang in your house. A good way to get rid of your mama and let her see how nasty you are. And if you're nasty at at a certain level, stip it up. Stip your wherever you are nasty right now, you need to stip that up. He had to be the ashing lead. Leave. I'm talking about lotions oils. Got my toys all over the house, in the in the refrigerator. You want them all over the house? Go ahead, time you got something, you got a little bit of No God, I think we should just let his brother drive her home since he's you know, since she stayed at his house all the time. Yeah, yeah, here, y'all go there, y'all go there, y'all go with that logic. This this is from Charm. I love that Charm. Charm in Pittsburgh. Charm says, I'm twenty six years old and I've never had a man to stick around for more than five or six months because I've insects in my apartment. I'm very neat and clean, and I don't even believe you heard me. You heard me? She says she has insects. She says, Um, she doesn't clean her cook. Um. I mean she does clean, and she's very neat. She doesn't cook, so she blames her neighbors for the roaches. I am ashamed to bring company home because I never know if one will come out and run across the floor. I can't afford to move, so my landlord has had the exterminator come out many times, but it doesn't help. I know I'm not the only person with bugs, So why are the men tripping? Come on, better, man, I'm gonna hear. A lot of people don't notice, but if you talk to your roaches in the house, they will comply. Like to hire, I'm about to have some company over here. I don't need y'all creeping out all on the walls and all on the refrigerator and all on the TV. He gonna be here by two hours. Hold your post afterwards, and then you can roam around the house free. Okay, she and one of ye I'm gonna smash y ass. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm smash ass. Okay, So he's gonna come in here two hours. I'm enjoying my company, and then y'all gonna come out. Okay, oh we cliff Cliff in front of comedy because they can happen to night. I like it. Actually, yeah, actually that was pretty cool, all right, junior? Right, they ain't insects. Insects a sugar ants. Yeah, yeah, you got roaches. You ain't got but but it's not her fault. So yeah, you don't have insect You got roaches, or you have to get a slipper and be good at killing the roach and just dusted off and keep talking. At the same time, we're moving on. Maria and Baton Rouge says, uh. I'm a newlywed woman and I was riding with my husband last Friday evening and he came to a quick stop at a light and a tube of lip cloths rolled from under my seat. He asked him, yeah. I asked him if he had another woman in his car, and he said it's probably been on the car for years. I must admit I acted a fool about the lip loss, but he said my behavior is making him rethink marriage. So am I supposed to overlook things like this to keep that happy home? Come on, bitter man, when stuff rolls up from under the car seat, Oh lord, we all been there more, we all been there the first. Come on first. First of all, whenever you find something in your car, and if you're a true player, don't try to return it to who you think is the rightful owner. Okay, do not. If you find something you don't know who it belonged to, your duty is to throw it. Oh wait, no, throw it, throw it away, throw it out the window, burn it. Don't try to return who you think it belongs to. Now, rolling under the seat, I like that could have been there for years. That's a possibility that it's a possibility that you can't find. That's a good one. That's Yeah. Sometimes you got to flip the script, Jake. Sometimes if that that is something like that, role like that, grab that thing, that lip blouse and just put it on and smack your lips. Oh by caller right here, Yeah, alright, alright, alright, good color like that. That's some good live cloths. That's a good some good lip gloss. All right, Coming up next, the nephew is here to run that prank back right after this. You're listening Steve Morning Show. Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour. In Georgia, Democratic candidate John assof will be our very special guest. Also, mister Anna standing by with today's national news. The Electoral College confirms Joe Biden won already knew it anyway. I already knew it anyway. Attorney General Will You and Bar resigned last night, and a nursing queens received the first COVID vaccine. Plus an entertainment news will tell you about a Disney Pixar film called Soul. It starts Jamie Fox. But right now the nephew is here to run that prank back what you got for his neff? Well, you know what happens from time to time. You know, these kids can be something else, but you know, things happen sometimes in people. Badist things happened. The titled is one of the twins is mine one. It's a possibility. It is you. Just one of them is mine? Okay, you ain't gotta sell me, you gotta stuff them. Let's go cat Dog, one of those twins of mine. Hello, I'm trying to reach Tony. Yeah, this is Tony, Tony. What's going on? Many brother? My name is I'm trying to reach out to you. You are you? Are you the Tony that used to us to man, ye know what about it? Man, I was trying to reach out to you. Um who you say? This is again? My name Kendrick, Kendrick. I I got got I got a little problem, bro. Hopefully we can work this out. Man. Man, I ain't got nothing to do with no damn no mote. Man, If that's the path, so don't even call me about her. Man, that's just you know, I don't want to hear do you and do you? Um? You do y'all have kids together? What do you all have? Do you all? Do you all have children together? Yeah? I got kids from Keira? Man. How you get my number? Man? Say yeah? Have you give my number? Hey, Bro, I ain't trying to have no beef with you, man, it ain't anything like that. I'm just y'all do y'all Do you have a set of twins? Yeah? Man, we got a set of twins? Man. But waving hold on, now, why are you calling me? Man? Whatever you and did? Man, that's you know, but what you're asking me about my my kids? Fun? Man? Okay, Bro, it's I mean, I don't even know how to breakers on you, but I'm just gonna just put it out there. Okay, Just and just hit me out, man, just hit me out. M It's been brought to my attention that there is a strong possibility that one of the twins is mine. Oh are you crazy them? Man? For you say you is again? Man? Just kenrick Man? Man, look man, don't call my house with this. Man, Hi, twin gonna be yours? Man? Ain't my twins? Man? Hey man, I found out and I thought I thought the same thing you thought, Tony. I was like, okay, man, that doesn't even biologically possible, That's what I thought. But I found out that two seeds could actually join together create twins, and each one of them could have a different daddy. I'm finding this out for the first for firsthand myself. Oh man, you ain't fund man. Look man, whatever, man, I'm telling you, dog man, the kids is mine man, And you ain't got nothing to do with this. Dog. You ain't got nothing to do with this man. Hey, listen, man, I'm trying to do is get to the bottom of something. Let me, let me, let me, let me tell me out and listen to me. Let me ask you to your set of twins. Are they are they? I mean, are they the same shade of color? Are they different shades. I mean, I'm just asking. I'm never saying. Look, dogs, let me tell you something, man. I want you to get this through your head right now, man, whenever you got that's on y'all. Man, this ain't got nothing to do with my twins. Man, ain't got nothing to do with my twins. Man, one of them dog skin? What I'm light skinned? Right down right there? Man? What right there? What? Okay? Turning? All right? Let me ask you what what shade of color are you? Are you dark king? A light skinned man? I'm dark skinned. Man, I'm light skinned. Man. Ye know the light skin twin must be mine? You know what, Man, I'm not even continue this conversation, no moth I'm gonna just tell you something. Dog. You don't know where you whipped, because I will you up. You understand that, dog, Man, listen, I just find out that this this is a fluke. Accept that that is possible to happen. You understand that you talking about my kids? Man, Man, I understand the passion that you have for your children. Man, I don't know one of the kids call what Don't Eat house talking about my kids and show us man one of the twins is mine? Man, they ain't no man. Look man, look dog, I'll tell you what. Man. I'm gonna let you make it. Dog. You know what, because don't call here or no more man. Whatever you in for doing, that's what you in. That crazy it's doing. So she with you, old crazy stupid. You're stupid enough to call here talking about one of the kids. Here. I guess she told you that, stupid. Now, dog, don't call me no more. Man, don't canton and listen when you when you consider, I mean, I got us an appointment tomorrow the doctor. Would you consider bringing the kids if we can see which one of yours and which one you are? Man, that's what's up with you, doctor. Man, I ain't meet your neck. Well, dogs, that's what I'm talking about. Man. I'll tell you what, dog, I'll meet you man to man. Man, Man the man, me and you dog Man the man. I'm gonna kick your when you got to fight, Tony. I just want you to give me my child. Man, I'm gonna get you up. I got me a little bell a slugger to stupid. That's what you is. Man. You're an ignorant man calling me Sunday morning talking about my kids is you're kids that can't be happening. Man. I understand that, man, but it's a fluke accident. And now you're trying to deprive me or man, I'm having a relationship with my child. Man, I've been raising these kids for five years, by my damn self. Man, I get him up, I take him to ballet, man, I take him to literally you understand me, man, No, my man, Tony, I understand it. Dog. It was heartbreaking the meat too, Tony. Tell you what, man, I'm gonna get up phone and uh I want you man, I want you to never ever call me. I'm gonna call me with new ignorant like this. What you say your name is? What? What? What? What's your name again? Doc? My name? My name Kendrick. Man. Listen, listen, Tony. I'm gonna find your dog. You understand that. Dog. We're gonna suddle it with you. You understand you with dog. Okay, Tony, I got one more thing I want to say to you. Okay, and you ain't got to say to me many. Let me say one more thing to you, man, man, Okay, Man, hold on now now baby dead all right, Yeah, y'all gonna play. I'll be out there in a minute. Man, see dog oh man, you didn't gotta eat everybody around here, all man, curse like it's around my kids. Man, Okay, can I say one more thing to your man? All right? Man, stay with them you want to see and don't call her no more. Man, Tony, this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey More on the show. You just got pranked by your homeboyd oh Man. You know what Tommy? Man, Man, that's a man. You know what dog man, you was really about to get your man? Man, you can't be put anybody about their kids. How they no man? Oh man, Okay, okay, you man, that all right? All right, see you up. Man. Don't don't don't you can tell you did it? Man, I say we're meeting. We're meeting later tonight. I got some poison. Many. Hey, nephew Tommy doing one favor? Man, what was that? Watch the tien o'clock news tonight. Man, You're gonna mucky so now, man, watch the dog I can't believe it. Man, oh man, all right, Hey man, I gotta ask you, man, what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land. Oh man, Steve Harvard Morning Show. Man. I listened every morning. Man. I just can't believe y'all got me man. Coming up at the top of the hour, entertainment and national news right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right. Coming up in twenty minutes, Georgia Democratic Senate Canada John Also will be our very special guest. You don't want to miss that. But right now it is time for today's entertainment news. You know we can't wait. I cannot wait for this movie. I've been seeing the trailers of Disney's Pixar. It's an all new feature film. It's called Soul, and it stars Jamie Fox. Jamie Fox stars as Joe Gardner, a middle school band teacher whose true passion is playing jazz. We all have personalities. The film Soul asks the question what makes what makes you you? Okay? That is the questioned with it. They did Carla Girl, they did uh So, Jamie Fox, Tina Faith, Felicia Rashad Quest Love, Angela Bassett, David Diggs. Uh Disney Pixar's Soul is going to be available on Christmas Day. I Love that exclusively on Disney Plus, where Disney is available, and I can't wait this movie. Ye, yeah, it really really does. Anyway, when they have a cartoon and it's the voice of the person you yes, but the cartoon don't look nothing like Jamie that Jamie's head shake. K. Yeah, but it looks good. Yeah. What are you gonna say, Carla? Oh, I was gonna say. I can really relate to this movie. My daughter and I we can't wait to see Soul because Tasha, she's in junior high and she's in the honors band, plays the band that's better than Yeah, that's smarter than the other band. Yeah, and you know when you Tommy, she had to audition and because of COVID, she had to send in a video audition to be picked for this band at school. Then she was and in a basic band. Any other reason why I'm gonna like this movie coming to somebody who's directed a band, you know, Oh right? I think it looks like it's gonna be a real good movie. Yeah, this looks good and it's one for the whole family. I like those kinds and we all like jazz. I mean, who don't like jazz? So so again, Disney's Pixar Soul will be available on Christmas Day exclusively on Disney Plus where Disney is available. Check it out. All right, I know it's gonna be good. Yeah, she's funny, right, I mean yeah, Angela Bassett, Felicia was shot. I mean that's just nicknames. What about you? Time to do a voiceover? Have you done one for a movie. I haven't done a voice over. I have not for a movie. Yeah, no, that would be plenty of commercials now, ye fun Let's just write one ja. Yeah, you guys could do that. Consider it again. How about The Chapman's The Movie, y'all? Game? Y'all we elevated bad acting to Academy Over status, Academy Awards status. I would say, yeah we did. If we say that's why, would be good. The Chapman's the Movie. Yeah, I think Jamie Fox should play you. Yeah. Yeah, it's probably good. They can't play itself again. Check out so available Christmas Day exclusively on Disney Plus where Disney is available. I can't wait. All right, all right, here we go, um time. Now, A lot of stuff going on in the news. The COVID vaccine is here, a lot of Yeah, the vaccine is here. Yeah, uh so, Jay time now for today's headlines. What you got? All right, everybody, It's time for the news with Missus and Trip. Oh, thanks guys, and it is an and trip of the news. And yes, people have begun getting vaccinated against the coronavirus in both the US and Canada. And tomorrow the FDA is going to consider another vaccine, this one made by Maderna, so we would have you know if it's approved. Maderna and Fiser vaccines out there, so a lot of folks will be able to get vaccines rather quickly. Members of the electoral college in all fifty states in the District of Columbia wrapped it up and made it official yesterday. No zero. I have nine votes cast for Donald J. Trump. The electors have concluded their business. Please hold up only your ballots. I am pleased to announce that Joseph R. Biden has received sixteen votes for President of the United States. So JEFUS Biden will be inaugurated next month as the nation's forty six president, with Senator Kamala Harris as vice president. The President elect addressed the national electoral vote tally once it was official. He talked about the unprecedented legal maneuvers about eighty of them that Donald Trump and his supporters have been employing. Twenty six Republican members of the Congress. They actually signed on to a lawsuit asked the United States Supreme Court to reject the certified vote counts in Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. An effort by elected officials to try to get the Supreme Court and to hand the presidency to a candidate and lost the Electoral College, lost the popular vote, and lost each and every one of the states whose votes they were trying to reverse. It's a position so extreme we've never seen it before. But Biden says that all of Trump's legal motions have actually demonstrated the strength and resiliency of the nation's democracy, and that he needs that we need to come together and just kind of turn the page on this whole type of thing. Later today, though, mister Biden traveled to Georgia to urge Democrats to come out for two critical special elections, elections that could wrest control of the US Senate away from Mitch McConnell and the Republican Party. Early voting started there yesterday. It runs through December thirty. First in some counties and the actual election date is January fifth. The Federal Trade Commission ordering Facebook, Amazon, Twitter, and six other text firms to reveal what kind of data they've been collecting on Americans. The FTEC demanding a tech company's show exactly how that information is being used, how it chase of people see on social media every day. And the order also includes TikTok, Snapchat, What's Act, Reddit, and even Google because they say that the selected monopoly and they're really sledding things for the American people. Finally, today is Cute Kitty Day. Oh that wasn't too cute. Well, help back to the Steve Harvey Barning Showman. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Our special guest is a Georgia native, investigative journalist and a small business owner. He is running for the US Senate to fight for health, jobs, and justice for the people. Once he elected, he plans to pass a new voting Rights and Civil Rights Act for equal justice under the law. This is a very important electing that's taken place in the state of Georgia and early voting is underway right now. Let's meet our candidate, the one and only put your hands together, please welcome mister John as Oft. Good morning. How are y'all doing good? How are you? We're good? How are you? Yeah, I'm feeling great. I'm feeling great. It's the first week of early vote in Georgia. So a lot of energy here, feeling really good and just honored to be here. Thank you for having me. Well, we're so honored to have you too. And this is a very, very, very I can't say that enough important election, mister ASoP. And with that said, what is at stake in the January fifth Senate runoff? Well, the first thing people need to understand is that these two United States Senate runoffs will determine control of the United States Senate. And if folks think back to what the Republican Party did when they controlled the Senate and Barack Obama was in the White House, that obstruction, that gridlock just for the sake of raw political power, that is exactly what they will try to do to Joe and Kamala. And I think it says a lot about where Georgia is and where the South is today that, first of all, Georgia is the most competitive battleground state in the country. To begin with, that says a lot about the extraordinary work that's been done over the last ten years to register voters and organized communities, and the incredible turnout of voters in Georgia. And then the fact that you've got myself, a young Jewish son of an immigrant who was mentored by Congressman John Lewis running alongside a black preacher, Reverend Raphael Warnock, who holds Doctor King's pulpit at Ebenezer Church. That these are the standard bearers in Georgia in these two Senate races. We have come a long way in the state. We really really have. We really have, and we're looking for big things out of you and big things for the voters in Georgia. For We're going to take a quick break here and we'll be back with more of mister John ASoft. Get out and vote. Early voting is underway. Please do that. We want to send him to Washington, d C. With revend Raphael Warnock and we'll be right back right after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show. John ASoft is their special guests. We're honored to have him here. Before we went to break, I asked you, I said, all across the country. Families and small businesses are struggling to make ends meet. And what will you do in the Senate to get some economic relief to families they're struggling. Right? The Senate should have passed additional economic relief, direct economic relief for the American people eight months ago, right, and for small businesses. I mean, the reality, y'all is that they do not care about regular people. You got two US senators in Georgia, David for Doing, Kelly Leffler, both of them enriching themselves in office. My opponent was on the phone with his broker buying medical and vaccine stocks in the early weeks of this pandemic while he was telling the rest of us it was no deadlier than the flu. And he's been blocking economic relief for the people who pay his salary for months. It's unacceptable. We need to rush direct economic relief to the people. That means another round of stimulus checks, that means direct support for small businesses. People are hurting now and they needed health months ago. And on day one I will be ready to vote for that economic relief for the people and the movement that we're building in Georgia. Right, now with early voting open this week, It's about health, jobs, and justice. Healthcare is a human right. We can invest in economic recovery, create tens of thousands of good paying jobs, upgrade our public schools, build new clinics, hospitals, and we can secure equal justice for all people, regardless of race and regardless of class by passing a new civil rights Act. But we can only do these things if we get out and vote. Yes, amen, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes. Also if you you got President elect by I say, President Biden, but mister President elect Biden, it's coming to campaign with you and mister Reverend war Knock. How would this election impact his presidents? Look if if Joe and Kamala are going to be able to get things done, they have to be able to pass legislation, right, yes, sir. And if if if Mitch McConnell and the Republican Party controlled the Senate, they're going to be committed to this new administration failure. They will block everything. COVID relief, they'll block it, affordable healthcare, they'll block it, a fifteen dollar minimum wage, they'll block it, civil rights, voting rights, they'll block it. Students that release they'll block it. We cannot afford that because we have work to do for the people. So I'm asking everybody to get out and vote, not for the sake of my ambition, not for the glory of any political party, for the community and the country so we can get things done. That's right, That's absolutely right, absolutely right, all right, Jay, you have something, of course, Yes, sir, My question takes you into the future. So here's the thing. After Kamala and Biden do eight years, eight years, do four and four. It means you'll be able to run for president. And I think Big Lez is a great running mate. Think I think you will, sir. I mean you like it, we like it. I love her and I love you. So that's the ticket right there. What do you think about that, sir? Listen, we need to win this Senate race. Let's keep our eyes on the prize. Let's keep our eyes on the prize. I need to I'm just gonna take it off. I'm gonna respond to that by thing. Everybody listening out there, please proceed directly to your voting prefinct. Do not pass go I mean, we have got to vote. Don't put this off to January fifth, early voting is open in Georgia right now. If you're not driving, grab a pen and a pad, because I'm about to give you some information about how you can find your polling plates. If you text vote to five one zero one five, you will find your early voting location. You can go and vote today for health, jobs and justice for the people. Don't let this opportunity slip away. That's it, he just said it. Please vote. Early voting is now. The Georgia Senate runoff election date is January fifth, but you can early vote. Okay, thank you, mister John Ausof so to be Senator John Auso, appreciate you and we're voting for you. Thank you so much, Thank you, sir. Coming up next nephew Tommy and the prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to the morning show. Check my brother's wife is up to something. Okay, we'll get into that, but right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Now we are gathered here today. That always makes me laugh on this soft occasion. The name of this one is my roommate, Benny. My roommate Benny. As you're not last year shut pool. Which way is up? Richard Pryor is a classic church bought me this law. Let's go catch dog my roommate Benny. Hello, Yeah, okay, hey man, this' Chris of a buff. You ain't ever met you before, but you you you if you've been calling the leasing office about complaining on me about I'm making too much noise away? Yeah, man, I'm not bad, bro. I was trying to catch you, man. I could never. I could never catch you at home. Man. It's just like you know, Brian, I work a knife, I working night. Yeah yeah, you're saying. I say I work in a day, but I can't sleeping night, broking' I don't know what's going on your apartment. I'm saying, I ain't trying to be in your business. I'm not trying to be in your business. Player. I just can't get a sleeping night, man, because it'd be a lot of noise, a lot of noise, a lot of talking. And what you do is your business. Bro. I'm just saying, pleased, man, But you ain't have to go to the leasing office. Man, all you had to do. You know what's hall at me? You ain't they you know they got me written up like you know what, one move complaint on me, They're gonna put me out of something. Well, yeah, like I said, though I was trying to get I was trying to find you. You know what I'm saying. But we I guess we miss each other because you you work at night. I work in a day. So you know when you're going, I'm coming, and when I'm coming, you gone, I'm saying, Bran trying to start. No, I'm just trying to, you know, go to work and pay my pay my bills. Man, I be at work at night. Man, you know what I'm saying. I'm trying to get my hustle on, like you're trying to get yours on doing Hala hala, hala hal long. Okay, okay, let's make it my sense. Bro, if you at working night, somebody in your somebody in your apartment, howking loud and them keeping me up square bitting it. Okay, you've got a roommate of so long? No, No, I ain't got no roommates man, Bity, somebody in there talking loud, holding a conversation. It's like two people in there talking loud every night. And that's bro, that's Benny Man, Benny Be talking. Okay, you say you ain't got a roommates? How who who is Benny? Who is Benny Spinny? Is my bird? My parents? That's Benny Be talking. It's like, man, stop me, die listen mine. Why wait a minute, you're trying to tell me, m bird that was fey Man. I don't had bity two years. That's my birds. Birds don't even live that long. So so now I'm sucking night. I'm at the worst because because a bird, that's what you want. That's what you called me to tell me. I called you to tell you you ain't gonna be putting these complaints on me. Man, But I'm I'm gone, And that's been in talking. Man, Betty in yo, Broyo, no Yo, Penny. Wait a minute, Hey, look, I'm telling you now do something with the bird then, or that's gonna be some consequences and repercussions. I'm talking about some fried chicken round and man, Penny is like a family member to me. Bird too? Can Sam the chicken on the car flake box? Kentucky Chicken churches? Brian, Hey, man, you don't tell me nothing better about my brother? Okay, brother, you know what, maybe man, you need to square of from front of each other because you know, you know, disrespect Betty Mann. All right, all right, you take something, all right, all right? I bet that be all my table when I get home. If it's a bird, then I bet that be all my don the table. Man a man. Then you ain't in the city and disrespect me and try to tell me what you're gonna do to my but you ain't gonna do nothing stupid to Benny, tell you what I tell you? What see you can date you at hand right now? What you're going to work tonight? I bet you bid it. I'll be a tomorrow. I bet you with these fingers endod tomorrow. Man a man, Hold on a minute, man, wait a minute, though, what you played do and start talking about what you're gonna do to my bird? Not and told you you file for going to the listening office calling me out, and now you're on the phone. I'm trying to work this out with you, and now you you ain't trying to work right now, I fa stop you. You called me and tell me that it's a bird holding a conversation with itself. I'm a stupid right now, I'm I'm I'm a stupid even continue this conversation. I excusing me out by night. Are you serious? Man? Man? Really you some ivirus or something? Man like? Man, it's bro listen whatever it is, it's just a bird or recording whatever. If you gotta do, stop to wait and it is gonna bird. Man, I'm gonna be solid softed if this is a bird. I'm gonna really it's a bird. It's spinning, man, it's spinning you. All you have to do was come to me and we could have had a little like Mela Hola hola. Okay, okay, okay, we're gonna have it like me. And then first off, leasing office wouldn't give me a name. What's your nine? My name Chris? Okay, Chris, I'm defferent. There we go, There we go. Listen, Dog, I ain't for the past three months, you know what I'm saying. I ain't really been getting no sleep because of this bird. You say it's a bird. I don't believe that. But a bird a bird. Come on, dog, that's doing for you. We'll look take them to work with you is I don't care, figure something out, but whatever going on up there with you and your bird need to come to an immediate house or it's gonna be something. Hey man, hey man, what you can't do is threatened me by what's going on in my house home. Man, Look here, you ain't been it's being in Linnis. Whatever the nine meals. You need to do something with that or it's gonna be some Really it shows like why am I going back and forth with you about this? You keep telling me something about a bird? It's a bird. What's the problem with it? What's the problem? I understanding that people have pet birds? Say man, I don't give them if you have a pet bird, But really, this how all night long? How do you? How do you? How do you live with? Then? Come, Y'll never shut up. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what Benny told me to tell you? Though, God, I tell you what Benny told Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait White Chris White, White, Brother, I don't want to hear what no bird told you to tell me? Can I tell you what Benny told me to tell you? What? What? What the Benny told me to tell you? This? That this is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You took God pranked by your boys, Sean, Dude, did I get your man? Got me? God? You got it man, that guy, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna have I'm gonna have to wait to this dude get harmed out and talk to him. I ain't talk to me about some posing bird. I don't know what's stabs. Man. I'm even do I'll be up our night and I'm saying I'm missing I'm missing my sleep. I'm missing I'm saying I'm missing y'all in the morning because I'm broadly hitting the slooth. But I got one more thing to ask you. What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land, man, Steve Harden. More than a shot we never sung. Come on, come on, okay, let's try this game. Chris. Your name Chris so okay, So wait a minute, you Finn to tell me something your birds told you to tell me? Is that I love him? That I know just like a real Housewives of Potonac Monique and her bird to Challa, it's an African great parent. What yeah, who goes to the to the bathroom on the throne, just like humans. Yes, no, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, we've seen it. Yes, so we we Benny the bird, but we don't get it. We just don't get it. I don't get it. Okay, I've heard it all now. The bird is potty train. That's that's that's quite a bit. Yeah, take that, Benny, Henny got a lot of growing up to do. A run. Yes, oh my god. Well that's my stupid dose for y'all today. That's my stupid dose. I hope y'all like it. Oh so that's it. You're saying, you cut off stupid after this. I'm happy back as soon as we come back for this thought. That's what I thought. Thank you. Ne you up next Strawberry letters. Subject my brother's wife is up to something. We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You can now early vote until December thirty first and the Georgia Senate runoff election. Please don't forget. January fifth, twenty twenty one is election day, Georgia. We gotta do this. Let's go Georgia. Part two of this whole voting journey this year. Okay, Part two, let's get it done. Okay, we're voting for Reverend Raphael Warnock, and of course our special guest today, John Asaf. Okay, go to vote dot org to get more information on Georgia polling places and all of that, all the information that you need. Okay, switching gears here. Yeah, he's only thirty three years old. I was just fixing my twenties. When I got to thirty three, I just got it back together. Our lives suck, right and losers. Yeah, I'm moving back home with your mama. Yes, all right, we're gonna get into the Strawberry Letter for today. You need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, farrenting, and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter just like this live right here, right now on the air. Yeah, buggle up and hold on tight. We got it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter. Subject. My brother's wife is up to something, Dear Stephen Shirley. My brother has been married for over fifteen years and we're a close knit family. My wife and I went over to our good friend's house to watch a game, and I want to get a beer and my friend's wife said she needed to show me something, but I had to keep it secret. I was nervous as heck, but I agreed. She took out her phone and showed me a video of my brother's wife at her front door. It was captured on their security camera. I thought that was odd because I introduced them all just recently and they have only been to my friend's house once. My friend's wife answered the door and she said my sister in law seemed surprised to see her. My sister in law asked if she could borrow a bottle of wine because she was going to her friend's house in the area and the stores were closed. My friend's wife went and got a bottle of red wine, and my sister in law took it and left. This was all too so I asked my friend's wife why she told me about it. She told me she needs to know why my sister in law really came to her house that night. I would assume she's thinking my sister in law came to see her husband, but she was scared to say it. That's what I think. So I asked my brother if he noticed a change in his wife's behavior. He said everything's fine. Couldn't be better. I asked my friend if he'd seen my sister in law lately, and he said he hadn't seen her since they all met. I'm seriously trying to figure out what my sister in law is up to. I feel like a private investigator and this isn't any of my business. But I don't want to see my brother get hurt. Should I get to the bottom of this or mind my own business? Please advise? Okay, I know you said you guys are a close knit family and all of that, but you gotta mind your own business. I mean, and I agree with you. This is really really weird. Your sister in law's showing up at the house and being surprised that his wife was there. You're right, what was she really over there for your brother? You think wrong move, sis. If that is true, he had to be the one that invited her over. Okay, who else is gonna invite her? She just went on her own. This is just a wrong move. M This is the kind of move that can get you killed. Okay, UM, you don't do that. You just don't, um, And you blew it by asking your brother. You know you should have asked him a more direct question than has your wife been acting strangely lately? I mean, what is he supposed to get out of that? Women, you know, usually don't change their behavior when they're cheating. Men do. Okay, that's why women are better cheaters. That's why women are better cheaters. She is up to something. I agree, we don't know what that is. A lot was left out of this letter, but hey, it's not your business anyway. I just don't think you should say anything make a bad situation worse to either party. I just say, please keep out of it. It's not your business. Jay. No, you can't keep out of this. You need to find out what to him. You need to do some investigation, and don't be like all men. Men can't hold the information they got and use it at an opportune time. Hold on to it, get what you need to know, and then hold it. Don't just like if y'all in the window ordering food and I found out that ain't the time to bring that up. Yeah, how come you to save it? Save it that it's simmer to she do something wrong and then you bam, you hit her with the information. I know that's hard for every man to do. I know it's hard for every but you need to find out what the hell is going on so you can start your conversation when you hit it with this, like, how come you didn't tell me YadA ya yao? They didn't go like go something like that. Yeah, you know all the user ones they use all time. I thought you told me y'alla the boom boom boom boom boom. Hit it with it. That's what you gotta do. What find out what the hell going on? That's my opinion. Yeah, okay, um jay, thank you, Junior. Come on, Yeah, this is this is really stupid. I don't know if y'all why are we we ty'all to do a radio show. Why are we discussing a bottle of wine? Why people talk about I don't I don't understand this part, but listen. I will say this though, you're not a very good private investigator because you wrote into a very public show. So now everybody know. Everybody know you wrote into a part we were public. We're talking about your whole situation. Now they listening. Now they know now everybody but you. Yeah, where Now everybody can fix their story however they want to. This is so stupid. I don't even know why I'm talking about this. All right, hang on, junior. Uh, We're gonna have part two of the Strawberry Letter coming up next twenty three minutes after the hours subject my brother's wife is up to something. We'll get into it and try to find out what that is. That's something. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, we got a recap today Strawberry Letter. My brother's wife is up to something, a brother wrote in His brother has been married for over fifteen years, their close knit family. He and his wife went over to some good friend's house to watch a game. He got a beer. The good friend's wife took him in the kitchen showed him a video of his brother's wife at their front door one night, trying to get in. The friend's wife told him not to say anything, but he's trying to figure out what is his brother's wife into. The friend's wife said that the sister in law came over for a bottle of wine. The stores were closed and she was going to her friend's house to a party, but she looked surprised when the friend's wife answered the door. So the brother's thinking that she went over there to see the friend, and now he's become a private investigator trying to figure out what his brother's wife is up to. All right, he needs advice. Should he get to the bottom of it or should he mind his own business? He says, he feels like a private investigator right now? All right, nephew, Junior, were you done? Yeah? By the way, all right, nephew here up. Okay, y'all, y'all, y'all missing it. You're not seeing what's going on. This is a wino. This lady is a wino, okay, and she is looking for something to drink. Y'all ain't ever seen a win Overfore they would go dough to dough, knock on anybody house they know to get about the wine. This is a whiner, I know MD twenty twenty. When I hear this is a win Oh you understand, this is Mary meryloda mixer. That's the what they see is all. It could easily be Thrita Savanon blanc. You know what I'm saying. It's that she is a winder. But she, dude, wants to get drunk and toe up with your husband because that's her goal. She came over for the husband, answer wine, and your ass answered the dough and you in the way, and you all in the way. So it's time now to sit back. It's too late as you don't blew your couple. You could have found out what was really going on. But you blew your couple. You're asking people and asking a round, and it would have real that ain't really what a real detective, dude that's trying to find out what's going on, a real detective, shut your damn mouth. You shut your mouth and you figure out. You watch people's moves. You could have waited and watched and seen what was happening, but you didn't. So she gonna change her way. Now she's gonna to go around the back and figure out how she's gonna get this man and get this wine. Wine women in song. Yes, well it's here wineo too. I mean what her no? She the wine on? Okay, yeah, I'm talking like back, like ned the wino. I'm talking about like real wine, like that old wine comes at you. When she opened the door and nobody said anything where they were over watching the game, don't really play that much attention to do wine. You just let it. You know, why don't know how to be quiet? Sure they can be quiet, you know. They try to be like a little a little piece of furniture, and try not to make no sudden moves where everybody don't realize what they're really doing. But the winder would come in and drink your house dry and make you feel bad when you don't help them to get wine. Oh, now you all up and big money. You can't help me. We can't. We can't drink the good stuff. They always sitting in a corner though, Yeah, I always make you feel bad sitting in corners. They love corners for some reasons. And they talk to themselves a lot, really what they like everybody when they're waking the game. An, that's why I don't tell big Mama didn't leave you all the money, all the money she got louder. That's true enough to buy some wine. If the wind don't say it, it's the truth they know. Oh wh I don't know. W don't have me tell no secrets because I tell her I all I know. Stuffy him. You need to ask her who baby daddy is. Does not look like the daddy. Ain't nobody ain't nobody like in your family, her family, when you've seen green eyes because you ain't that black folks, baby, black everything. Yeah, my res around the corner got green eye. Don't don't my res. Why don't you tell her about that? Mone? You got it in the box and the china cabinet. Why don't you tell her? Like dad, I know about it. I see you going. Didn't get money out of it? Yeah, and you know what that's telling me? Shish don't work on the wine. It does not work. They just get louder, cry, fry shit? What what? What is? Who you? Who you're talking to? Who you shoh? Who? Yes? I know you ain't shoohing me? Donna raynor R? Who is your shish? Yeah? Yeah, but remember her husband said that everything was fine and couldn't be better. Remember her own husband? Who you shushing downa ray her? I know you when you had that white man around? Not there? All right? Thank you guys, post your car. I'm done. Today's Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook. Can check out the Strawberry Letter podcast to undemand now coming up in forty six minutes after the hour. You know what time it is? Junior Sports talk. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Junior is here with sports talk. What you got Junior? All right, we won't talk a little sport. We're gonna talk a little sport. Then, okay, okay, the Cleveland Indians will change their name after one hundred and five years. Now that debt's you know, they're not gonna be the engine no more. Now. I don't know what war team name is. Dame for him, just Steve Harvey's Harvest. I like it. I like it when the move comes after years of protest from Native American organizations who call the team's name and logo racist. It follows a similar decision made by the NFL franchise once known as the Red Skins, which we branded to the Washington Football Team back in July after it was criticized for years over a name that is considered a racial So I got it. I got it. Junior's Goodland. The Cleveland. Damn it's cold because you know, Harley in the winter, and I can see it. I can see it on the side of the helmets. The Cleveland mustache. How about that? There's the mustache baseball yea on the hat Yeah, yeah on the helmets. Yeah, the Browns are not changing. It's just the Indians, just the Indians. But yeah, it's another story man that we saw. Man, and we got to sit some prayers up in other sports news, we need to prayer. Prayer, Prayer Warriors to pray for the Florida basketball star Keyante Johnson, who was in the hospital after he collapsed during the Florida Gators game against Florida State. Before the incident, Kyante just finished an alley oop on a pass from Tyree Appleby. He celebrated with his teammates, then he walked towards the sideline and as a team broke his huddle. He collapsed on the court and the players came towards the sideline for help. So we are praying for Keyante Johnson. Yeah, man, I hate that that happened to him. Man, I don't even don't even know it's wrong. Yeah, he's very, very sick and he is in critical but stable condition as a last night, and of course his parents are there. But I saw the video. I saw it was very fun to watch for him to make that play and then fall like that. I know this card, so I'm like, oh, my God collapse after Oh my God. So we're praying for the Johnson family. We really are, absolutely you know, young guy and man, we want the best form. So we're just gonna keep praying and um well we'll finally the update on Keyante when we get it. Yeah, he had COVID earlier this summer. Oh good. Yeah, so you just never know. Just pray form, pray for the family. Yeah all right, yeah, and lean prayers going up. All right, junior, thank you. Coming up at the top of the hour, we're gonna lighten things up a bit and look into the mind the crazy mind of Joy Anthony Brown. Right after this you're listening to show. All right, it is time to look into the mind of Jay Anthony Brown. A junior, can you please do us the honors? Oh Lord? All right, here we go, ladies and gentlemen. This in my writing, buddy, But I'm telling this a very dark place we're about to go to. We're entering into the mind of all kinds of stuff in here. We don't know which we're gonna find, but we're in the mind of Joy Anthony Brown. Jay. Okay, this is not this is not dark today. Normally I've been dark. I've been stupid licensed to help some people who don't get to be heard a lot. I'm speaking on behalf of the Black Elves Association. Black Elves Mattam, I never heard him. You don't see him in and here working well, I have some of the agree is right here. They like to be in the group photo. That's the main thing. White. They're in the back, you know, and all the white elves up to the front. That's what they want. They're very unhappy with the dress code period, pointed hats, the little orange vessel, red vest and the pointed shoes. Here's what they like to go with. They'd like to go with timberlands, skinny jeans, hoodies, want to fly fly. Yeah. They want to be allowed to wear the hell or ever they want to wear. If they want to wear dreads, they want to wear just loose, just straight out there, boom, don't want to hit the ball. Let's have what your head. We don't want to hear that. Look at sender's head. He get to wear his head anyway. He want to wear his damn man. The Black Elves Association of speaking up. They like to be off on Christmas Eve? Whoa work day? Just woe it. Now we step up production. We can be off on Christmas Eve so we can shop by our families too. We got families. We don't want to we get off everything. Clothes, we don't want that. We don't want that. Yeah, we want to be old. They're elves people Christmas. I don't know what I understand. It's kind of like it's kind of like the vote, and we shouldn't have to wait to the last day to come. I get back. Black Elves matter. There's another one. They like to have some R and B pumped into the north pole. We have been listening the White Christmas for the longest. Okay, we are way up in some din hath the way up in here manmade carried up in this bad boy man some Jackson five put all that up. James. The Black Elves Association to speaking up. They like the note. They wanted to go directly to Sanna. What's up with all these cookies? When you get all these cookies and you come back, we don't see none of this. We ain't see where they at. WHOA, yeah, what are you doing? No, you ain't eating all these cookies. You can't be eating all these tickets. You come back. Ain't a black elf seeing a cookie? Okay? All right? And last but not least, we want to know why rain while Rudolph is getting all the press, Why is he all up in the press when we back him making these damn toys We don't want making the toys when it rude out the he got song? How about Cornell? Back about that at a very nice half ro and yeah, you say, Cornell, what is up? Black hell? You know something like that? We want, we want and they hate how Rudolf hating it? Ain't that It's been years of him getting that hate somewhat a black hell. Last, but not least, we want to change the menu. One change the menu. We like to get buffalo wings, fries, macaroni cola, green sweet potatoes, bean green potatoes, tomato. Man, we want and we like to have some hotter than the MOFU hot sauce. And you can get that back going to hot in the moful dot com and suck for the holiday. Watch out there now, I'm out. You better work that out, you better get you're hotter than the MoU brand. All right, Uh, thank you Jay show Uh coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, right after this. You're listening Steve Morning Show. All right, So Shirley, I saw you singing a little bit on Instagram on Steve Harvey FM. Uh. Yes, it's a spirit just because you guys hate on my singing other people requested. Okay, I'm just saying, sure, you did, you did, you did, you did. But you know you can record a Carol on Instagram reels just like I did with the hashtag Carol for a Cause and TJ, Max Marshalls and Home Goods will donate get this guy's ten dollars to Feeding America up to one million dollars. Okay, so it's for a really good cause, for a really good cause, right yeah, And for information, you could visit let's Carol for a Cause dot com. And I'm singing, we wish you a Merry Christmas. They wanted more, but we just didn't have the time. I could have but to out with some Donny Hathaway this Christmas patient silent Mark. It was cause I appreciate that. Guys, Thank you so very much. We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you a merry Christmas. Whoo or or jingle bells, jingle jingle all the way girl, I got a million of us are to the world the lord ist come all of the above, Yes, so please sing with me. Visit Let's Carol for a Cause dot com. More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to the String Show. Right now, it is time for ask bitter Mann. We go ahead? Can we do the disclaimer? Oh? Okay, you're not gonna walk away with any enlightenment none at all. Okay, you're not gonna walk away. M So I never thought of that. Okay, different, All right, here we go. This one's from Nick in Maryland. Uh. Nick is the thirty three year old single man. He says his mother is living with him. She's in town visiting my brother and I when the pandemic hit and she decided it would be better to stay in town at my house. My brother is married and lives three miles away, but she won't stay with him because she doesn't like his wife. I can't have company or do anything I want to do in my home because she is there. It's time for her to go, but she won't fly. It's a It's an eleven hour drive to her house, So how can I get her out of my house. Should I drive? Should I drive? Wow? Let me just say this. Let me be bold with you, Nick, Please, let me tell you something, man, right, I knew you was gonna lose it because I thought she said that. Listen your house. If you want to bang in your house, you need to bang in your house a good way to get rid of your mama and left hussy high. Nasty you are, and if you're nasty at a certain level, stip it up. Stip your wherever you are nasty right now, you need to stip that up. Stipp freaking she ain't had to be that. She leaves and take let my family leave. I'm talking about lotions oils, rugs. We've got some my toys all over the house. I'm in the refrigerator. You want them all over the house? All right? Coming up? It will be our last break of the day. This is the last break of the day. Let me give you something to think about. I'm spending just as much money on gas that I was spending when I was driving to work, because I'm spending a lot of time burning up gas in the damn drive through, in the damn drift through. It's long out of my gass. But to get a cup of coffee. This is ridiculous, man. How about crabsab service? Damn it? This is ridiculous man. What is the time to do with the last break of the day? Jays Yes, yes, that's his closing remarkster. Yes, yes, yes, sometimes things hit you got you gotta go with the baby. Let's gotta go with yeah, he spoke, all right, all right, coming up, we'll do a closing at forty nine minutes after the hour. Right after this. You're listening, all right? Here we are, guys, our last break of the day. Before we get out of here, we definitely want to thank Georgia's senator. Uh, there we go, Democratic candidate John A. Saw from being our very special guest today, right, yeah, only thirty three jes his life together running for the Senate. Y'all doing it? Thirty three? What happened at ChIL thirty three? I was on my second that was closing up, So second marriage, you know what? You knew that right? Funny? Okay, I'm not doing it. Thirty three. Probably somebody let me out. I was the radio. He did you see? Uh? Elton John resire, you don't work, Yeah, don't know who Elton John are you talking about he does? Look stop that, y'all. Y'all did that to me before that. John Attorney General William bar did resigned last night. Okay he does favorite him, Yeah, but he does. After the Electoral College was finished, he was done out. Going back on tour. Ye, going back on tour. He told Trump to take your job and shut it. You won't get the five. He said he wants to go and be with his family for the holiday. So he told I'm out. Now here's a question. There's a question. If he leaveing the White House, does he slam the dough hard or it just goes out quietly? Time me? What do you think? You know, Jay, when you leave, you got to leave. You know, you got to leave like a black person. When you leave, you got them on my strong, got slam every dough on the way out. That's my ballpit. I want my ball fends. Gonna get that, okay, Okay, I want my neckties. I loan you. It was six blue ones and by four red ones. I want all that back, all that that's mine. Oh, where is my oscar fish that was in the aquarium? I know, damn well, you didn't fry my oscar fish? Where my oscar fish domine had one gol all of Ben and Jay coupons. Ain't yo's okay, you ain't yo. Deside them up, they said, devide them up? Well is my black Kim John un suit that he gave me? Where's that suit that you ain't keeping? That you're not keeping that? Ye? Ain't you telling me? He go, hey, I want my president obaba baba head give it back right now? Now question wait, who is this now? William party? This is William Ball leaving the White House? Stuff leaves one more William leaving? How to White House? You gotta leave strong, and you gotta slam the door. And another thing. I don't like your wife and none of your damn kids. How about that bam, hold on that bound skin rug your wife would laying out? That's mane, that's that rug is man I get it clean. But that blowed to me. Coming back dough, He going through certain doors in the end. The White House called it getting his stuff out. So he going out? Yeah, yeah, one more dough, one more dough. Where is my autograb book? Obama signed the Promised Land where the new come and Obamas do your cool? You got to leave with the door slam and if you gotta breaking up with somebody with sliding doors, you gotta wait till they move into a house that has slamming doors, because that that ain't affect it. When the doors slide together like that, he can't be shou smooth. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's good on the way up. Yeah, yeah, this is this is the pity one though, this is real pity. We like daddy. Yeah, yeah, this is pity. And uh, just so you know your ass loss, I have slammed the doors so hard before, just so you know your as. I love it. I love it. Yeah, so he's gone out. Yeah, attorney bar William Barr attorney generally jump k A Elton John Yeah. Ump. Do anybody who still work there? Who is there? It doesn't matter, it's a titanic. Well, nobody there is working. That's another thing. Yeah, ain't doing work? Is the president working? No? No, he ain't doing nothing. Ain't done that since he got there. Yeah, it's all good, you know, just Supreme Court. Everybody has the Electoral College voted Monday? Yeah, yeah, it's done. It is done. Yeah. So isn't he trying to do something else now? Like go to the Senate and and do something there one Congress. Yeah, yeah, good luck with that, precious. And yeah, and don't forget early voting in Georgia. That's still u something we have to take care of and finish early voting. It's going on in Georgia. January fifth, twenty twenty one is election day. John Austaft, Reverend Rathael Warnucks who we're voting for. Thank you, thank you, thank you, We love you, and five play that dough on the way out of here. We are for all Steve Harvey contests. No purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey fm dot com. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.