Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all back all soon looking back to back down, giving them b like the milking buck things and it's stubley do me true good it beat hardy listening to love to each other for stood quick cleanse hoy w don't you joy? Yeah? By d joy? You go with me? Honey sat turn he let go? Yeah you go running you you gotta turn't to turn out turn to you love. You got to turn out to turn the water the watery comy. Come on your thing it uh huh, I shall well a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harley got a radio show. This one is really good today because this one it took me years and years and years to understand it. I mean to really get my mind around it. What took me years and years and years to fully understand. You can get your mind wrapped around this really, man, if you really focus within three days, if you if you if you're a little slow, it might take you a couple of weeks. Okay, but now listen to me. What what I'm gonna share with you took me years and years and years to really understand it. But if you can wrap your mind around it, you can grasp this concept and and master it in three days. Like you said, if you're a little slow, if any little extra convincing is what I mean by that, then probably a couple of weeks and then the rest of you just won't get this at all. And I understand that there's a scripture that says the poor will always be amongst us, And you know why, I think. I don't know this for a fact, but I think he covered all the grounds in the Bible. And I think one of the reasons he put that in there because he knew in a lot of people's shortcomings and the way they were gonna think that they that they weren't gonna buy into the belief system, that they wasn't gonna buy into the fact that if he came, he came to give you life more abundantly, that they weren't gonna buy into the fact that miracles can happen for them too. They're not gonna buy into the fact that if that if that these people with these wonderful lives, that that can apply to them. I think God knew that I'm not saying I know that, but I think that scripture and there at the poor will always be amongst us. It's because I just I don't know. Man, Maybe he knew all of us wasn't gonna believe, all of us wasn't gonna receive, and all of us wasn't gonna think it was possible. So maybe it's sitting there for that. But he covers everything. Now here's Here's the thing that took me a long time to wrap my mind around. It is the concept of gratitude. All right, let me tell you what what what what? What? I come to came to the understanding, so you can begin the process today. Gratitude and the lack of it. Okay, you're listening. Gratitude and the lack of it. It's one of the biggest blessing blockers that is. Man, did you do you listen to me? It took me years and years and year years to come to this realization. I'm gonna give it to you. And if you're smart, you can really wrap your mind around this thing in a matter of days if you focus on it, and in two weeks you can have this thing master. But gratitude and the lack of It is one of the biggest blessing blockers there is. Now, gratitude is just what it is. It's being thankful or grateful for something or someone and and and some events and occurrence in your life. It's just having the overall attitude of gratefulness, thankfulness, thankfulness, gratitude for what you have. If you can become extremely grateful and thankful for what you have, you then open up the lanes for you to receive more. But your lack of gratitude sometimes and our lack of gratitude, causes the blessings that could flow our way to be blocked. Here's how you block your blessings. This the cold part man, Here the part that I didn't get. If you are not thankful for what you have, if you are not grateful for what you have, why listen, sen me. This is just common sense. Now, Why would God give you some more stuff for you then not to be grateful, thankful and appreciative of Why would he do that? Well, it does not make any sense. It goes against him, It goes against the law of attraction, It goes against everything that makes sense. You cannot push away something and attractive. It don't work. You either Shian are you pulling? You're either giving or you're receiving? What what? What? Which one you're doing here? You're either running your mouth or you quiet humming Hemmed counts as humming, doesn't count as quiet. When I closed my mouth and our hump, that don't count as quiet. See, so stop looking for the loopholes. The lack of gratitude is one of the biggest blessing blockers that there is. Man, Why with God give you some more stuff to not be grateful for? Have you ever just looked at it that a way? Maybe you don't have any more than you have because you're not really really thankful and appreciative or show gratitude for what you have had or what you do have. Now you're sitting out there saying, Okay, well, how do you do that, Steve, when you don't have all you want? How do you show gratitude when you don't have all you want? This is very simple. You show the gratitude, the appreciation and the thankfulness not for what you want, for what you have. Then if you really master the concept, when you ask God for something, you thank him in advance for sending it to you so you can sit over here and had a cold ability to receive. Man, this thing is not a magic trick. It's a mental adjustment that we have to make in order to get where we want. Look, man, the lack of gratitude is one of the biggest blessing blockers that it. That is, think about it for a second. Think about it. If you don't have all you want, when the last time you thanked him for all you have, I mean, really took inventory of your life and really thank him for the ability to speak, your mind, walking, healing, for friendship, for your family, for keeping angels camped around you, for watching over your children, for your parents still being here man, for even having the parents even if you lost them, for the things they taught you. For being able to see the sun every day. It's cats locked away, man, don't even get to see the sun. You ain't you ain't even grateful for that. But then if you locked away, ain't you grateful that you still here? Come on, man, everybody got something be grateful for. Because all the dirt I did, I should be in the worst position than I am. But even if you locked up all you did, you could be worse off. Now, think about it, everybody got something to be grateful for. The lack of gratitude is one of the biggest blessing blockers that there is. Man, You've got to show gratitude for every little thing you have. Man of the homeless, man under the bridge, got to be thankful if he get a box to shield him from the wind sometimes, but if not, there you'll stay. I'm sorry, man, this ain't Steve you know coming over on. This is why you over here. You are, why where you are because you thought yourself there. You thought yourself there, You attracted things to you. You didn't listen. We don't listen to God. Man, I'm gonna tell you right now, I could be further along in my life and career had I listened earlier. I'm just gonna tell you real man. So guess what where he gonna take me, Lord her Mercy. I can't wait to see what he got from me because I'm tuning my mind right. You gotta get your mind right, man. Gratitude, the lack of gratitude is one of the biggest blessing blockers there is. Stop blocking your blessings, man, be grateful for every little thing you have. You open up the windows for more to come in. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning twenty one minutes after the hour. Welcome to the ride, y'all Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yeah, the all new Steve Harvey Morning Show. Listen to me, folks. We've noticed this. We've got a new clock, we've got a new family member, and we're gonna have a new theme song. But we're introducing it all. It's what's called a soft rollout. We have softly rolled this out. But I don't know if you notice why we've been beating you over the hill. It's a soft roll out, down you over the head. Ladies and gentlemen. Sherley Strawberry, Hey, good morning, Steve, how are you? Good morning everyone? Colin Farrell, Happy Tuesday crew? What's going on? Jor Morning? The King of Pranks? Filthy Rich? I'm come, And ladies and gentlemen, our newest family member, better man himself, Anthony Brown Day seven. Yes, yes, yes, Why wouldn't you when you're blessed like this? Because this could change any damn And then I can leavest us that I had seven days? What you do? I was over there seven days, seven whole day. What's up? Steven Holladay and I ain't been fired yet New Murder, but I'm having a great time. I was nervous, but no, thank you, and the people like it. I'm not leaving. Trust me, it's gonna be It's you said, I took that man off that plane. Yeah, it's gonna be the same. You see. You said, I'm holding on. Hey, there's one lady to take tweeter me and said his voice is different. I said, have you seen him? This whole food is different. Leading up to Thursday night at the Jay Spot. Thursday, Man, we have deuces the banders, then an night and we're starting the battle. I'm doing this comedy battle. I'm gonna do New York comics against l A Comics. We can do it. We can do it. If you could get four or five sicker sales. That one. Im ain't sick and I can't believe he did this. I ain't seen a whole bunch of type twos together. And you're like, ya, y'all face, this is your fault, Steve. No, I don't. I just I just throw the stuff out there. I can't wait to put cake in your coffee for the day. We have some fun. You can eat cake, right, have many of it. That bag that's to be a round cakes, lots of icing. Alright, it's time for something funny coming up. We're gonna do um something funny with the guys. We have a lot of funny guys on this show. You're listening to morning show. We're back. Hold on, let me go get in which one you're doing? That was going on? Baby, you ain't got gonna get meat. You're a one time and I ain't. No, I ain't. I'm just I'm just I just what do you call it? I'm a message in a bottle? Baby, sit for me? I mean where I wrote this old lettuce down and with beautiful that we're going on everybody, Timmy, Timmy without a baby? Oh good man? How you doing everything? Everything Julian Rosco wrote that was going on? It was, hey, hey, roscol, I can do it right? You just wondering about you? Now? Everything going good at the house? Yeah yeah, actually yeah, let me do know. Okay, I'll keep you posted. You mean, I'm gonna post right. It was up a man, Jammy brown baby, mold school player. Boys. We're going to call it, Hey, Roscoe, what's happening? Always hating it? Are you all going we're going on, we're going a question today when y'all doing about well, you know roscaurant? Are you healthy perfectly healthy? Because you know we have two people on the show now healthy is healthy good. I'm healthy as hell, that's all. I had a bypass bypass and I got that out, and then I had all prostate troubles. Got rid of that, that gout that goes okay, it took my pennies out. Don't got rid of I ain't got no more tonsile. I ain't got a wisdom too in my head? Why your voice is kind of rasting voice of recause I had because I had a little dangling in the back took out y'all had that took out too much, saying it just got tired on him. So home back back there looks like a little piece of construction, baby, playing right on out. So I'm going on. Blood pressure, oh, blood blood pressure going, I'm down, you know what I'm saying. In depend on what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. Real hard to go up there, come on back down? So I could do my yo say right away, not like come on okay, doesn't that you fine? Everything's good. Oh yeah, everything everything. You know. I've just been watching keep my out the music lands there that wants that great latest devel and will do with it when you do WO like that like me, boy ain't not like a white girl, and go what we can. Even before I put it, I put it on up, I put on Facebook page. You know I got falling. I just got it. I'm coming up social media. I'm surprised you didn't perform at the m's. Actually no, I'm you know, I've been working on it. You know, I've got the big one coming up. You know they bring me in for the final. Will you be singing? You know I was gonna do a remix of the big gospel hit that I wrote. Oh yeah, never could have made it the Marvin Sap song, believe it definitely. Yeah. I knew Marvin, me and Marvin a week back. Oh I didn't know. You know, how do you know Marvin? I know granddaddy. No, what was his granddad's name? Tree, big black Tree Sap. I did not see that because I'm bringing it up and I go, you know what the middle Tree Sap long time ago, hanging out. You know, Tree Sap. You cut half let go, and we they're calling him Tree Sap. They called him Sap cause you know there the old dude and that had lost all the teeth. And instead of Zapp, he said sap it off, just save it on off, and so we just called him treat Tree sap thatter. I knew, mom, So when I wrote this onf never could have made it. And that almost saying that at the final because that would be hot, very proper, cause never could have made it. You know, two teams, two team, all the res ain't make it. So if you're real, real, real, real propriate for them to say never could made kind of um slow you know, to sing that song you want something? You know, beat beat, No, Marvin slowed that song down. I wrote it fair. You never could have made it, not this time. Never could have made it, uh not in time. Never could have made it. Now you picked up No, I could have made it, no where I could have never could have made it. Yeah two times, never never made it come on three times never never never made it. I know that right. Never never never have made it come on. Never bo could have made it a never to mate. That's what I'm talking out, That's what repeat. Never go to made it never never made it. Put a freeze in it, put a freeze in it. I never could have made it. Shut it down, never could have made it, never could have made it. Check it out this new right here, you got lips like Steve so wow, Roscoe Man, I can't wait. Coming up at the top of the hour, miss and we'll be here with our national news, the ladies from the White House. All that. What's keeping America up at night? We want to know that too. But right now tweets Yeah, coming up at the top of the hour, Miss Anne is here with our national news, the latest from the White House. We'll find out what's keeping America up at night? Tweeting, tweeting on Twitter. Yes, I just get up. Has happened? Yeah, So right now though, Tommy, you have run that Frank back what you got, oh curiosity? Yeah, thank you. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Marvin police Y, Marvin High. I'm calling you from DR's office. I'm actually the lab technician. Um and you you came in and got it physical. I guess about a couple of weeks ago, okay, and my understanding this is for your for your occupation, correct, Okay, you're what do you do for a looking when you're a Okay, now I was giving you a call about I'm here looking at your records and all the testings that you actually went through. Um wow, let's see have you had any Have you had any activity or any problems around your naval area? Na fine? Okay, right, yeah, everything's fine. But I mean if you haven't had any any type of nothing, no breakout or anything around your navel or whatsoever about my navel. Now everything's going straight, man, Okay, see what's going on? Man's okay? Actually, you've been diagnosed with um oak triositis and oatrios. Oatriosity is actually a fungus that comes out of South America, and you have no activity whatsoever around your navel. It's otriositis, sir. And what what that is is actually you're if you haven't had it yet, you say you haven't had any activity. There's gonna be like a small little tree that's gonna be growing from your navel, and it gets about six inches long and it probably bears probably about thirty leaves on it, but it's very small. Who you see a tree gonna be growing out my name? It's gonna be a small tree. And uh, what's gonna happen is I'm gonna have to get you to come back in probably the next month. We're gonna need you to come in so we can check it out. But it's got to grow its fullest potential before we can actually do anything to it. No, I can't come in and on money. I got to come in today. Man. Somebody got so we we we we just trying to resolve. Man, I'm going to get married man. Well, we can't. It has to grow its fullest potential, sir. And uh, the full term is actually like about four weeks before we can act. And I'm not waiting for no four weeks, man. Somebody got to come to me something, right. No, man, I ain't gonna go married. Man. Have to fly the time, man and have something growing out my neighbor. Man, y'all going crazy, man, sir, O Trios. This is something that's very rare. We're actually getting this assignment from overseas and South America on how to treat this. I don't give it down. Where is it? Man, Somebody's gonna have to come give me some help right now. Man, I'm gonna get ready to get married. Man. I'm not gonna be putting up with it. Man. Somebody in this office main't got to come down and do something for me. Man, And what you say if you said, I can cut it out myself, So the best I can do is probably trim it a bit, you know, and maybe knock a few leaves off. But I cannot touch the full stock at all. Man. You can cut this something. If you cut it, you cannot, sir. If you cut it, there's a possibility of hemorrhaging, and you're gonna really create a bigger problem than what you have already. Man, I'm trying to get this dot. Man. You didn't tell me. Ain't nobody that I've got on there and get this. Man, I'm gonna get married in two weeks. Man, we're gonna fly to Jamaican. It can't now, somebody can do this for me. So you cannot pull it out. You're gonna create. God, Man, you're gonna create a bigger problem if you try to pull it out. Sorry, problems already up. I'm trying to get this, man, big now me you want to do It's not something you can do, man, Sir. A triosity is not something that we treat all the time. Like I said, it hails from South America, so we got I don't give a great Britain. Somebody's for me to come down and help me poorly, man, sir. I understand what you're going through, but we have to let it grow. It's full term, which is four weeks, sir, the full root of it and to grow. Man ro Man right now, Man, you're gonna have to do something. Man. Sure, there's nothing we can do. We can probably trim it a little bit, trim some playing good man, do something, sir. There's nothing we can do at this point but sit back and wait and let it grow. It's full term. Okay. Can we get you doing the waiting? Man? Somebody helps me? Right? No, man, sir. Can we get an appointment for you in the next four or five weeks and we do that. You got to get a poem for me day. I'm going to give matter. Man, I'm gonna fly to Jamaican. Now. I can't have them chicking out of me. I can't sport man, he's going embarrassing me like that man that's sticking out my name. Sir, I understand it, and like I said, O triosityis is very rare, and it's it's something that we haven't treated that many times here in the States, but overseas of the message that we're getting is that we need to let it grow. It's full term. Tell me, ain't nobody in the Americans got it's triositis, sir, so I I get it. Nobody else in it, Sir. I could not believe that you were coming up with a triositis here in the States. It's it's something very rarely seen here. There's been two people in the past has been diagnosed with this and they actually passed away. So now you tell them dive and you're gonna chi me. Man, I'm coming down that us day. Man, somebody coun do something for me. Right. There's nothing that we can do today until four or five weeks. I gotta go get married. I'm flying to Jamaica. Man. I just said, Man, I'm hearing what you're saying, but I can't do anything if you don't see the tree already coming out of the navel. Yeah, cobody got to do something. Man. Now I'm saying what you want me to do? Man, I don't know what I want you to do, Sir. But I have one more thing I can tell you. Man, Are you listening? I to you? Man, this's his nephew Tommy from the Steve Hopping Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy, Earl Man. You gotta beam out my wig tomin man, manaill be going crazy here. Man, I'm looking all of my damn neighbor things the truth for the man. I'm on the man. No, you ain't on that out right now. Man, I'm already nervous. Man. Hey, man, I got one more thing to ask you, Marvin Man, what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the landing. If you're listening your ass, w you make me nervous. I get nervous when you do that. You want to frank your husband? Just can I have? Yeah, I'll give it to you. It's not what you want, so I'll tell you that right now. You call it. He gonna be okay, bring it, h I don't I don't think he'ston warn you got that quiet but deadly. Then when be the dudes, We'll just kill everybody at the bottom shop. Hey, man, like you've been at the bother shop. I was at Bob show called Super Flying Cleveland, and we was all just in there just talking trash man in fact, when you're there, yeah, so you know, it's kind of crazy when we're just talking trade, were just talking trade, and the dude was out there just talking trade. Would we started getting the bathroom, he just dude, I'm just pull a gun out, say something else, and everybody bob shop got quiet, and the owner of the shops medly say what you're gonna do something like that for man? And we all in it. It is what we do man, you know. Steve harw alright, so here we go. Steve, Jay Jr. Temmy Beyonce, and Jay Z had put in a one hundred twenty million dollar offer on a dream home in bel Air that's in a really ritzy neighborhood area of Los Angeles, but apparently those reports were premature. The Power couple have been hunting for the perfect house in Los Angeles for several years now, hoping to land something in the eighty million dollar range, but despite their nearly nine figure budget, they haven't been able to find anything that seems suitable eight million dollars. I can't find noting suitable for eighty million needs as did you tell me eighty million? I kiss, that's the dog in the place. What does the sound have to have? George Wall has got the best joke about houses in l A. You know they have that circular driveway so they can tell you the price and you can drive your ass right on. So TMZ says, uh. There are however, a few properties they're considering putting a million. To me that the bathroom, yeah, a little small. All start something though. They're gonna find it though, because it's out there. They got it here out the million dollar homes. They got houses in l A that are sick. I've seen I've seen a house four hundred and fifty million. I've seen two hundred million dollar house. What does it have in it? What you want? It's in there? Do you think? Okay? I know what, dude, he's got a house. When you pull up, he's got a two story garage. You pull up in front of the garage and it lowers your car under the garage and it's on the turntable. Then it turns and you pull into the lower level of garage when you then then once you do that, it goes back up and it becomes just drive away again. Then when it's time come out to the second level, it lowers was back down. He pulls onto the deck, It raises his car up to garage level, and then the turntable turns so he never has to back out. He just drive out. I know, a dude got that. I'd be too late. I ain't got time for that car to go up and down and go up on the ground and come back. Well, he has a bunch of them, Tommy, so he can do. The turntable can turn also to a different car. Yeah, but it's like this, you feel like driving that day? Yeah, but his garage is big enough to where he can turn around under the end, select any car he wants. You don't want to tight ends garage like we in here, back and hold up, hold up, pull out again? Right, you're bagging in your garage. You didn't put it in reverse and drive Folks, you know he's not doing that. The side of mirrors sound like a house where you're pulling in, the whole house turns so you never have to turn right. Holdon? What do you think that would be in Texas? Oh? Sixty two million? Yeah, I mean like like that. Harris County No. Six sixty two million in Texas. Would be that house over on that No, it's the house that's the copy of her side palace. Almost almost buy my ranch over in the little room. It's the craziest spot to his cows right next to though. I was thinking circle K on the corner. How much? Oh, it's a lot of money. Man. Originally was fifty four million. M hmm, not enough. That's shi, ladies and gentlemen, she's here, the lovely and talented miss Anne Trip. Thank you, Thank you, Steve truly call it Tommy Junior and j Anthony Brown. Good morning, everybody. This is a trip with the news. Yeah. I hate to begin the news like this, but here we go again. Another innocent black child has been shot dead by a police officer, this time in a Dallas, Texas suburb. A faris said the fifteen year old Jordan Edwards, a straight a student with no criminal history, was shot in the head by a cop who initially told his superiors that the young, unarmed teenager was a passenger in a car that was backing into him and that's why he shot well. The local police chief says, after viewing the video tape, he realizes that's not what happened unintentionally in greg yesterday when I said the vehicles backing down the road. In fact, according to the video that I viewed, the vehicle was moving forward as the officers approached. There are two separate investigations going on. The actions of this officer are being carefully examined by the department. This officer has been removed from all duties and placed on lead. I have ordered this investigation to be conducted professionally so that we can take appropriate action. Jordan's friends say they were attending a party and things got rowdy. They were simply trying to drive away when a cops started shooting at them. Congressional Republicans and Democrats have reached an agreement on a one trillion dollar spending bill that would fund most government operations through September. The bill would provide the president with an increase in defense spending while denying his request for money to build that Texas Mexico wall. The measure does, however, contain three hundred forty one million dollars. An increase in the money is needed to increase surveillance and to replace existing fencing along that wall. The Environmental Protection Agency would see a cut in its budget, while other agencies like the FBI and NASA would see funding increases as well. The U Supreme Court has ruled at the City of Miami can sue major banks for damages over their alleged predatory lending practices. Miami sued the Bank of America and Wells Fargo, claiming that the city has suffered financially because of what they've done. Miami officials saying the result has been blight in black and Latino neighborhoods, followed by decrease and property taxes and an increase in demand for police and stuff like that. And here's something. Police in Brandon Town, Florida have charged a woman with the rather union form of prostitution or should I say a unique method of payment. Apparently the woman agreed to perform a sex act on an undercover detective for twenty five bucks and some Chicken McNuggets. You must think I was born yesterday. No, I don't think you've worn yesterday. This is real. I'm not kidding Twain two. You all. Alex Dreno is being charged without bond on charges of prostitution and possession of drug paraphernalia, which just might explain why she got the munchie. So everybody saying, chicken, you're listening, all right, we're back. Good morning, Broughterfly, Good morning, Steve Harvey, it is a beautiful Tuesday. And Shirley Carllege Junior time e. J Anthony Brown, Good morning to every one. Butterfly, Flutter flutter, morning flatter. It's May second. It's May second today. It's National Peanut Batter and Jelly Day time. Everyone, Steve Areby, that's not me. Oh. Someone is saying, we won't out me, and we won't out me. Who's who's doing it? It's people picking this outside with signs. It sounded like two people who junior? Are you doing this? You know I'm too facing. I'm already in. We wan't you, Jane, we want you, Jane and Schwellet. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it with you. Did you hear me? Just do your blog, Butterfly, thank you so much. It's Peanut Butter and Jelly Day. Go out and make yourself okay, thank you Steve, and make yourself an old fashioned peanut butter and jelly sandwich, because that's what it is to day national peanut butter and jelly. Hello? What is that noise? What is your meal? Get your one? I'm sorry? Go ahead man, So anybody go out and make yourself it's national peanutbody tell you go out and make yourself a national make yourself a peanut butter. Okay, he's he got me out still. I'm sorry, sir. Could you please step could you please step up? It's Eugene's turn. Now, go ahead. Eugene Brown, you have signed it with You've done it again. That was not guy just walked in. People just walking in against me? Can you tell me where he is? I cannot tell you anything because it's Eugene's day. And Eugene, why are you talking about peanut butter and jelly? Who is that doing that? Who was that? What is this? Who was that that did that voice? It's some guy just the window. Come on, butterfly anyway, it's natural peanut butter and jail. A day made a second. I'm gonna shut the window. Get your peanutbouter and jeli. Samp I ain't the he was? It was? It was old man on the old meal. Don't yeah? Yeah, up building body looking at I don't know who I do, how they they want to see. I will be on the wardever, but being up building that baby, I ain't know I really gonna be here talking about No. Yeah, I would mean a little you your old meal? Yeah? Yeah? Are you looking a get that? What's up? Scractly you boy? What you get to beat up? That said we'll get you a knight? But I wouldn't say, well with the real rib. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, y'all, Hey, y'all in about an hour, Yeah, y'all be on the phone. The legend one of my boys, one of my friends in this business is coming on. Chris Rock will be in radio. All right, we're back in here, y'all. I got this food standing by with a murdering the hits, Hold on book? What you got before we get to this food? All right? According to NBC News Steve, during his first one hundred days in the White House, guess who I'm talking about now? Donald Trump has posted on Twitter every day except for two, racking up more than get this number, five hundred tweets since his inauguration day. At one point, Trump threatened to dial back his Twitter habit but that pledge failed to come to fruition. Though his pace has slowed a bit, in his first fifty days, he tweeted at least thirty times more than he did in the second fifty, but he's still clocking in with an average of thirty five posts a week. Another interesting tidbit about Donald trump tweets is that his favorite word is great. Yeah. He used it eighty three times in tweets during his first one hundred days, and it seems to be consistent with his administration's approach. Great is almost is also the most used word by Press Secretary Sean Spicer during his press press briefing. So there you go, great America. It was a great story, right, there was great. Trying to do my social media and my social media person is lazy. I'm paying someone and your dad. I think if you tweet five hundred town, I'm gonna probably fine that much. You're tweeting two damn much. So you can imagine if the president does it all right, Well, here we go, come home, man, we got time for murder to hits turn out to be one of my favorites. We do. It's Miguel Coffee. This song is dedicated to people who wake up in the morning and don't like other people talking to them for a small period of time. You know, let me wake up first before you start day. Okay, So what is it to the beat dog Miguel? Coffee in the morning. Oh yeah, okay, coffee in the morning. Mcguel's talking into your here. It's all, it's all there. I wish I could say shut up, but I'm trying to be nice to you. Gottam late, girlfriend. You gotta wait, can't wait. You just wanna run your mouth. The kids are gone. I just want to sleep in, baby, Please just stop talking in the morning. In the morning, in the morning, you talk all the time, saying nothing. That's why your father left mama. If you don't brush you, if you won't be kissing now, you why I don't wait? How about you hit the kitchen, take them back through your hair. How about you run some errands? Leave me alone. I should have went along before I get really not put your words back inside and the sunrise is high, mercy. I wish I could say, should up, but I'm trying to be nice to you. Gotta lake, girlfriend, you gotta wait, can't wait, You just wanna run your mouth if it's gone, I just want to sleep in baby beleeve. Just stop talking in the morning. Talking in the morning. It can't be that important. Why you want to wake me? Why can't you just lead me sleep? I don't want to hear up talking in the morning. Talking in the morning. I'm just I'm talking for a living, so I don't want to be talked to. Wow, you know what I'm gonna man, I wish I could get that on this talk for a living. So I don't want to be talking, and I don't want to go to a place where I gotta talk to other people tomorrow. Oh my god, let's go with just talk. Why would I want to do that? Would I do for a living? He's not talking? Talk for hour? Already? You talk? You think thing? You talked for four hours? And why you're not saying nothing? Listen now I can talk for four You're really gonna be sick of talking now? Wet in the morning? Yeah in the month? Shut up? Alright? Can bring a phone call from the nephew? Was coming up next? All right, y'all, y'all in about an hour, Yeah, y'all be on the phone. The legend one of my boys, one of my friends in this business is coming on. Chris Rock will be here the video. All right, don't I got one for you? Actually that's for Jake. You got man? Okay, this is you. Ain't no sick, You ain't no sick. Oh my god, I got it. You ain't right here? Hello? Oh I'm trying to reach a Greg please. Yeah, this is he? Uh you knowing my name is Bernard, five Beta Sigma over pledged relations? Uh giving you a call today? Man? Um, you attended PREV and M University? Am I correct? Am I right? You attended and from my understanding you pledged five Beta Sigma and fall of ninety one. That's correct, alright, that's the Theta chapter correct, Yes, all right. Here's where we're having some problems here, going through the records, going through the records, actually looking at the records that we have here headquarters. You're not actually an official member of five Beta Sigma. I don't know what has taken place. But wait a minute, what what you mean? No, not a member? Looking at our records here at national headquarters, it's indicating that you're not an official member of five Beta Sigma. I don't know what could have gone wrong with this now it ain't right, man, That ain't right because see, depth of data is recognized nationally, so why wouldn't I be nationally recognized. I'm not certain, sir. Maybe it's something that took place on that that actual line of Fall ninety one. We're actually going to have to do some research on everything that's going on with your line as well as the chapter. But how is that possible that they gave if they gave me a certificate in the in the plaque and I got my my pin and I mean I'm gonna say, ab what you need? Okay, So I don't know what I'm looking at here and and and please understand, I want to try to clear this matter up. Yeah, yeah, we need to see this matter. Who who else? Is there somebody there like a oversee uh, maybe the head president or your branch or something I can talk to something. Well, I'm actually I am actually over pledged relations uh. And I wanted to give you a call personally so we can try to rectify the matter. And it's gonna take us some time to hiring this thing out. But what I need you to do as at this point, Yeah, and you know what the problem is that I'm noticing is that all of the people that were on your line they are official for some reason. Mr Gregg is an official, So I want to I don't understand that because I was the line president. So how how is everybody else able to be a Sigma and not me when I did all the paperwork that it takes to for the process to be right. I don't understand. You know what, brother? Uh, I can't call you brother for the fact that right now me brother because I'm a Sigma. So here's what we're gonna have to do. Greg. We're gonna have to get you to first of all, if you're dealing with anybody alumni wise, we're asking that you don't go to any meetings right now. We're also asking that you don't wear any five beta Sigma pal for now. At this point. We want to make sure and get clarity that you are definitely a brother. Man. Man, I am definitely a brother. Do you know what I had to go through to get where I am today? To be a signal on the do y'all y'all took y'all dudes whatever to that. If you're taking my dudes, you should be able to tell me yo, man um we this going on. Certain things are going on with your line. We need to we need to check you. You took our money, That's the thing. I'm seeing checks that have gone through for other people on that line. I don't, man, And to this day, I'm like a lifetime member. So what the hell are you talking about? I have no records indicating that your lifetime. Remember, that's what I'm saying. So we got kissing that dog. Somebody needs to tell me something today. We're gonna try to get to the end of this by the end of the week. It's gonna take no, no, but no, but no, but no, you're not understanding what I'm saying, man, because I'm gonna sicking me to the heart. Dude. You know what I'm talking about. Y'all playing with my heart right now. Man, nobody's gonna do that and get away with I don't know what's going on. You know. Here's what we can do. We can bring you back in and do another pledging process. Pledged. Did you understand what you just said to me? No, man, that that ain't happen. Dog. And I've been through this already. Man, I'm not pledging. I'm not signing my name on nothing else because I have pledged I'm not doing y'all need to get somebody on the phone that can answer my question. I want to know what's going on, okay right now? And I understand and you know the disbelief of what's going on, I really do you obviously don't you have? Brother? Brother, We're gonna try to what year did you go across? Did you walk the fans? Let me tell me what's going on? Brother, I'm fall eighty nine, brother, and that what we're gonna have to do right now is first of all, no pairaphernalia. You're trying to see me that I can't well what's nearest and dearest to my heart, next to my wife and my child. You're telling me that I can't go around and proclaim where I am. That's like telling me I can't be black. What the hell is you're saying? And another thing we're going to get you to do. Understand you have a brand, a Sigma brand. That's how I have to come off until we until we get this second care of what and then you talk about them medical procedure. What are you saying so we cannot allow you to wear a brand representing five Beta Sigma when right now you are not. You can't a lot that that brand. Me was allowed to put the brand on me. Now I can't be allowed to wear something that I've been wearing for almost fifteen years and you azy. Come on, man, that's some crazy. We gotta get you to take you to tell me and tell all of this Weland, what the hell a yat man? This is some look here, brother, but not what Bernard? Is that? What your name is? You need to get somebody on this minute. That's all right, I know the president still how about that? I will just call in and I'll figured out my bill. Right now, we need you to take the brand off keep you come take the brand off of me. And you wanted that bad, come get it. That's what you do. You are not a member of five Beta sick. Don't give up you talking about dog I am a member. If you want something over here, I learned your boy, that's what you do. You're bad, Come do it. So I'm telling you for the final time, do not wear any paraphernel. You keep putting that one to hear that talking about no final. Let me tell you what's final. I am a five Beta Sigma to the hard damn sir, all I'm telling you is no more shirts and cover that brand up until we're here. Man, I'm gonna wear everything. I gotta hat. I'm ahead of a matter of fact, i'maing hey, just to get on young nurs. You're gonna keep brand coming up until we're figuring out. If you are covering up, do come get it and tell then you better get go away from me. So I'm talking about, don't none of me put that brand up, and don't you no shirts, no more me tell you something I ain't covering Come get it if you want it. I gotta want my man, this is bluefire. You don't want none. You don't want none, y'all. This is the man. I don't know what one more thing I need to say to you? Are you literally say what you gotta say? You ain't getting this. This is nephew Timmy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy. Hello boy, y'all had me ready to kill my man. Y'all, boy, let one more thing, man, what is the baddest radio show in the land? Greg? What is it that Steve har That's how you prank a Sigma jud like that. That's how you do it, because that's how it's hurt. Because there's never won in two signals anywhere, Uncle Will. That's a law that's in the Bible, and the Bible, I mean a lot of time. There's a lot of those there, but just out and about too, even in the Bible Mention alpha animaking, yes they do. Didn't even mention sick said nothing about it because he knew then, he knows everything. He said, they don't need to put them in here. They're not gonna you're not gonna hang out together. Yeah, they're good brothers, good people. Yes, sig find I'm all paid up and and h and Emmy Smith is a sick dude, Immit, boy he was. We were together last summer. Were together last summer and Tom a Dog came on. We were doing a soul train line. I don't know how I ended up with two cigars, but I had two cigars, smoking them both in each hand, and then came down the soul train like hopping hasn't make a man. Let no more have it though, and said, man, you need to go head on with all that add me. Yes, there's a sound turn the sigma in the sun, Let the Sigmas turn the mother out or something of that. You're talking about, Parliament. Yes, it's in that song, Let's signals turn the mother murder says it in the song let the Sigmas turn the smother out. So you wrote your frat song. I've been sitting there man this eighth day. All right? Subject? Is it wrong to cheat if your wife stops giving you some? Yet? All right? Here we go. Good morning, Shirley and Steve. I have a serious problem. I have been married for four years now. We have a three year old son. Everything has been going well. We both make good money, take trips off and she lets me hang out with the boys with no problems, and vice versa. I spoiled my wife all of the time. She gets whatever she wants. I take care of our son, cook clean while she goes out with her friends sometimes every weekend. Here's a problem. She stopped having sex with me. I don't know why. We have tried talking about it. We have even gone to therapy. Nothing works. I'm a Christian man, so I've prayed about this, but nothing has changed. Then I met a breath of fresh air. She is single, beautiful, friendly and likes to have sex. We started off as friends, but the more I opened up to her, the more she's received me. Literally, she is wonderful in bad and I have never had to want anything from her with her, and I never have to want anything with her sexually. She doesn't want me to leave my family. She's just helping me out through a rough spot. I don't even know what to do about my marriage. Having sex with my wife is extremely important, Steve, Steve, I no, I apps you understand what it's like to have sex with your wife. That's all I want. I don't want to step out or be with anyone else, but I don't know what to do. I shouldn't ask if it's wrong to cheat on your wife if she stops giving you some. The question should be am I justified in cheating? Signed? Thanks, Signed frustrated, Dear frustrated. Dear frustrated, Dear frustrated, You may feel justified, but morally, cheating is never right and I can't condone cheating. I just can't. But but what I can't agree with is is saying what one don't won't do, the other one will. I can't agree with that. In your particular case, you sound like a good man, a good husband, a good father. You know, at least you try to be. You spoiled your wife. You you took care of your son, you cooked you clean, um. But if your wife was not performing her with wifely duties by going out every weekend with her friends and stopping the sex, you know, hey, there's a problem there. What about her commitment? Her vows she is not being a wife because she's not holding up her end of the marriage bargain. Uh. You know we so often say on this show, you can't go outside of the marriage to fix what's wrong inside. Um, and your marriage is definitely in trouble. I say, you know you've been through to a therapist. You know, try another one, try more counseling if the first one didn't work. But most importantly, you know, you gotta talk to your wife. You gotta try and get through with your wife. Through to your wife, UM, and tell her you know that she's taking you and the marriage for granted and she's in jeopardy of losing it all. Steve, you ain't answered the question. I did answer the question because you are a woman, and you answered it as a woman. Port dog needs is the male perspect and What the women who are listening needs is the male perspective. Is it wrong to cheat if your wife stops giving you some The answer to that, point blank is yes, it is wrong to cheat. But you're doing it though, So the whole letter what you want? Is it wrong to cheat? This? Ain't you there, ain't nothing. You consider it no more saying I thought you was considering it. Okay, yo, you're the guy with it though. Oh what dog it? That's a whole another answer. I don't know your name, but let's just say dog it. I'll refer you that. Uh, he said, I have a serious problem. I've been married for four years now, we got three year old song. Everything's been doing both, make good money, take trips often. She lets me hang out with the boys with no problem. In vice versus, I spoiled my wife all the time. She get whatever she wants. I take care of our son, cook clean while she goes out with her friends every weekend. Let's start with this troubling statement. I don't know no married woman that goes out with her friends every weekend and the man stay at the house, could clean and watch kids. What married woman is this? Hell? What single mother is this? Can't go out of every weekend with her friend. But then, dog, I'm a little set back because I called a line in your letter that says she lets me hang out with my boys with no problem and vice versa. See that's a tell tale line on yourself. So you out with your boys and she out with her girls, and ain't neither one of y'all got a problem with doing it. You know why it costs both for y'all, it's screwing somebody else. See, let's just gonna get to this, dog. You're managing trouble a lot of ways. You try to talk to your wife about it, ain't getting no conversation, can't get his thoughted. She ain't having sex with you? Who she having sex with? We already know who you're having sex where you wrote it in the letter. Maybe we need to read damn letter because I bet you she got a letter the right to see this letter just about two people that just ain't feeling each other because she having sex somewhere. You out every weekend with your girlfriend, but you're at the house you watching Clengland. Okay, So I'm assuming that when you out with your boys, she had the house with the kids washing, cooking, cleaning, because ain't nothing here about. Y'all got nash to house. So while you out with your boys, slash woman she at the house with the baby, couldn't clean it. You she she out with her girls and her man. You're at the house, couldn't clean that dog. You might not want to hear this because men are different when it comes to cheat. See, men don't like to heal that they girls stepping up. See that's a whole another thing. We can step out and you find out we big bad me. But oh we can't find out she going at all. See. See we can share the pop cicle, but you can't share the cookie. Though it's not food analogies. It's a food analogy. We're saying we can share the popsicle, but you case share the cookie with exactly makes sense that no, no, But listen to me. I'm telling you how men it are. When we come back, I will give you the rest of this. What you have to do now. Brother Steve's response Part two, Part two coming up there, and you don't want to miss more cookies and cookers and popsicles for everybody to make this work. Twelve minutes after the hour Okay, coming up, Chris Rock the Man himself will be our special guests. Part two of Steve's response at twenty three after the hour. You're listening to Steve Harvey Show. Coming up in about twenty minutes, Chris Rock the Man himself will be our special guests. But come on, Steve with your response to part two of this strawberry letter. Right now, let's go on, come on, all right, here we go. Look here, Uh, y'all, y'all know what this letter is about, right? Uh? She get whatever she wants to take care of our son, cooking while she go out with her friends sometimes every weekend. But she don't have no problem with him going with her, him going out with his boys. She ain't got a brother with him going out with her girl. Okay, she there pass, not just cooking. That's what I get from the letter. And he out there pass now, Pops, Now this is a uh, pops cookie type story. Now here we go. Here's the problem. She stopped having sex with me. I don't know why. We've tried talking about it. We've even gone to therapy. Listen, man, when you take your wife to go talk some more, which they love to do, and don't nothing come from the talking, which is one of the premier desires and needs of a woman, the need to communicate. If you are willing to sit down with your woman and talk and go to therapy and nothing works, that's because she don't give a damn no more. Please understand now, he says nothing works. I'm a Christian man, so I prayed about this because nothing has changed. No, we're getting off as about because guess what, bro I'm a Christian man too. But the operative word here is man man. See the Christian part is just the type of man you are. But there's more than one type of man. You're claiming to be a Christian man. So you've prayed about it and nothing has changed. What do you want to change? See one, You can't ask God to fix something, then you do your method of fixing it. You ask God to fix your match. Why are you screw another girl now? Either you want God to fix it or you want to keep screwing another girl, but steady waiting on God to fix it when you out there meddling, then it's your own self. You can't fix what's wrong outside your own house. So dog, let's stop the Christian man thing to Steve, and I'm prayed about it and nothing happened. Now you prayed about it and then start screwing another girl. That that's instead of waiting on God to do what he do you this was your solution. I can't have sex with my wife Nat that about nothing happened. Then I met a breath of fresh air. Who is that? Just like that? That? Yeah? That was in your ear? That's how it sound? Oh yeah, I bet it was the freshman. She's single, beautiful, friendly, and likes to have sex. Now how you know she liked to have sex because she's given you plenty of We started out as friends. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay though, But the more I opened up to her, the more she received me. Literally, this is where the pop sickle meet the cookie. If you opened the cookie bag and put a pop sigle in it, then it's just a cookie bag with a pop single in it. See if the more I opened up to her, the most she received me, you ought to be saying. The more I opened up to her, the most she opened up to me too. See, both of y'all been opening each other. She is in capital at us, wonderful in bed. I bet she is hell, somebody bad better than nobody bad. I've never wanted for anything with her sexually. She doesn't want me to leave my family. She just helping me through a rough spot. Boy, what what she told you? She don't want you to leave your family. She does help you through a rough spot. Oh you think you're writing a letter to don't? I just said, all listen, come on, man, help you through a rough spot. This ain't a rough Spotlight alright, set god, all right? Email or Instagram and your thoughts on today's letter. I know I'm not gonna just will tell you nobody will be to be stupid. There's such a la. Email me your or Instagram. It's your thoughts on today's strawberry letter. At my girls surely now switching gears a bit here? It is proms season. We all know that. And what do you guys remember most about your proms? Oh? My god, go ahead, Stevie chi Wait what went the wrong? Chick? I'm going with the chicks from my church. She went to sleep after palm and after party. Pretty girl had nothing. And both of you are just stupid. Huh when you just fall asleep? Mine was worse than ask Well, everybody knows that I started off as a tailor. But in the beginning wasn't that good. Okay, I could make pants, but I couldn't make pockets, and I couldn't put zippers in. So, hey, don't get ahead of the story. Okay, it looked nice, but there was no zipper there. In order to keep the pants up, I put a pin in it. Right. So I'm dancing with this girl and she keeps going out and I knew what it was, and I tried to play it off like I ain't know what it was. She's she said something sticking me. I wonder what could that mean? There's no shop, what could be sticking you? I know my jacking up, you know, you know I saved the pen just it just let's go and it just straight stick. And it was it was jamming this girl surgery. We were doing the bump right, sing. Yeah, So it didn't work out well. Yeah, the rush out to the manager room, she was leading, man, you're made out. No pockets, man, no zippers. Oh the bump though, I know in the popular back in the day, right, all right, coming up right after this, the one and only Chris Rock Yo, Hey, y'all, as promised, I told you help special phone call, got a Grammy, Anna, Emmy. You know what I'm saying. Comedian, actor, director, writer, producer free his return to the stage. Uh this year. It's epic. It's a live comedy to I'm gonna say it again, it's epic. The tour is called the Total Blackout Tour. Two thousand, total blackout, all of it first two and nine years. I know him, Well, let's find out more about it, ladies and Jimmy my man, the one and only Chris Rock Welcome back for Rock Man. What's up with your boy? I'm just glad you put me in your business schedule. I'm just glad. On the radio, I thought I might have to do this on family feuterures. That's funny. Yeah, yeah, I got I gotta do a lot of jobs and get what I wanted to. How many jobs Steve got? Now people are promoting stuff on on all sorts to say just whatever whatever. They Hey man, you're back the Total Blackout Tour. Why did you name it the Total Blackout Tour? Because after I got the Boss, my finances were totally blacked out. I had no money, broke trying to become an intern at one of your shows, Steve, Yeah, that's not true. But okay, though, that's funny. So the tours coming up? Man, what what you're gonna give him? Rock? Well, you know, persons, you give them a little Trump in a little bit, a little, a little bit, not a lot. You can't give them too much. People get too much Trump. Now it's tired of a little bit. Yeah, they're a little tired of it. You know. It must mean you know, I like to I like to school people a little bit, you know, a little relationships. I think we gotta go easy or not easy on Trump, but it might work out. It might be a good thing. Think about it this way. Boys gave us Obama, Trump might give us Jesus. You never know for your asses, ignorant, I don't even were. All we really got to do is to tell people come see you because because because the ignorance is legitimate. Hey, man, I appreciate you on so many levels, man, because I know you have to appreciate you calling me man, giving me some uplift, doing some more moments for me. Man, You've just been a friend of mine and I'm just I'm glad to see you out here. Man. I was so happy when I heard you had signed that deal with Netflix that if you did lose money and divorce, you got it all back. So congratulations. Ain't nobody signed that kind of deal. See you back on stage. I know, I know you're busy, but we really need you, Steve, really really need you out just to do a Vegas residency or something, because you know, man, like now, it's just like you. It's calm hard out there. Uh Chapelle. I heard Chappelle was making some new ways out there. He got the next Flix deal. Hey, Chris, so, how many dates you're doing on this tour? Man? Man, I'm working from I'm basically working until January. Man, I'm probably got damn. Oh yeah, I'm getting it in. I'm real. I mean, y'all, I can't tell you all the dates because he got so many, but you gotta get it. We're gonna be everywhere Indie, Phoenix, Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Atlantic City, Vegas, New York, Austin, sugar Land. Where is that? That's she's got tickets already. Africa. I'm hey, Mississippi, Mississippi only man go to Mississippi's for scholarship. That's it. Mississippi State and old men college ship. That's good man, Hey man, So you're gonna do You're gonna do a little trunk. I gonna talk about relationships, probably gonna tell them a little bit about what you've been going through personally. I gotta hear about that. I got to get it all in there, man. You know, union man, you know round it up. Hey man, let me tell you something. This tool. I think it's gonna do so well because the great ones. Man, they've just been missing on the scene. I mean, I thank God for Kevin Hard and should pay off for still for still holding it. But but you coming back though. The return of Chris Rock, It's like it's like a breath of fresh as. It's gonna be such an ignorant dose of laughter, but on that only level that he can bring it on because Rock does a style that uniquely is he prowsed that stage back and forth and he just he just I can't wait, man, Hey, I'm gonna surprised you. Man. I'm gonna pop up at one of them dates. You gotta pop up, man, he gotta. I got to show up at one of these rock dates. Get you out there. I ain't gonna do no time. Many I'm gonna just walk up. You don't know how to not do time. He knows you very well. Steve his friend Chris Rock. You know him. Steve Harvey got time, He'll got nothing else. Hey, y'all, listen to me. This be the only fudle with remarks from the deceased where if you're listening to this tape, I'm going I just want to say one more thing though, that ought to do that. If you're listening to this tape, I've already gone. Hey, listen, y'all, this man's tour. If you want to get all the ticket information, go to live nation dot com. Go to live nation dot com. That they sent me some dates, y'all, and they said, if you live in Indianapolis, Phoenix, Sugarland, Texas, Austin, Texas, Pittsburgh, Cherokee, Atlanta, George, Atlantic City, Las Vegas, New York, Chicago, Detroit, Philly, Miami, Phoenix, Vegas, heat coming, his ignorant as is coming and live nation dot Com has to hold to Rock. Hey, man, you're gonna a lot every day. Nobody a Rock. The Total Blackout Tour is coming to a city New Year. Everybody. Just go to live nation dot com for tickets, go to Live nation dot com find out when the rock Man is coming to your city. Chris Rock, I love you man. You're listening to Steve Harvey. Al Right, here we go. A Mississippi man. This is a crazy story right here, guys, a Mississippi man is suing R. Kelly for an affair with his wife. Uh, for fooling around with the wrong man's woman. I mean, that's basically what the lawsuit is claiming. His name is Kenny Bryant. He claims that his wife, Asia Childress while they're naming names and Aura have been or Kel's have been having relations even before they were married, even though she insisted that it was over when they got married. And they got married back in two thousand twelve. Now, this is according to the lawsuit. Each time are Kelly would have a concert in a nearby state children's that's the wife would appear to unite with her lover. Her husband is saying that he tried to make his marriage work but was unable to prevail against the bumping grind singer. Apparently, the lawsuit has photos. They have pictures, they have text messages between You can't sue R Kelly for that. You can't even though they have pictures and stuff. Okay, but what does it do? You are Kelly didn't have no vows with you? If the story was true, R Kelly ain't saying no vows to you. He made no vow to you, to to having to hold to death. Do your pardon? Believe all you you got no do You can't come on, man, you can't sue another man because your wife, who took a vow to stay with you is off with him. If this story is true, you can't do that. You can't do that. I mean, you know what you would what you want, and that's a crazy lawsuit. He just trying to get some money. Now. It was his wife to stop just hearing when our Kelly comes to town and she could tell when she would go and come back, would you come back to me? Like years? I went too fun that I could just myself. You've been what is this w to see him to do this? Yeah? Just went telling someone else that right that I got to check. Right, We always tell you that. Now you have to tell Jay who didn't get that? Ain't the doll I know that much? Where you guys too far. I just got a nice yellow. It was white. Do you like it? Oh? My god, it's been nice with you guys. Do it no matter what happened. Wow, I'm sorry. I got friends in the beach that I didn't know that Kelly is unemployed. No, we are going to be yeah, y Kelly, My dude. Man, Wow, I didn't know that. Every time I've been friends with this fanny for so long? How do I how do I turn my back on it? And j been instance eighty six eight six? Come over there, just come here. I'm just going to my room. Come here, come here, stupid thirty one years. I've been knowing this dude, thirty one year. Yeah. Wait, wait, running upstair. Let that run upstairs? That I'm upstair, that's I'm un upset that the sweatish clothes that ain't sweat That is not God, do you know there's an edge? Ja? Do you have any ideas there's an edge? Yeah? I went to I've been down with that boy again. It was white when you left. It's not I've picked up a yellow blouse. You ain't gonna winky, that's stupid. More one more means one more or no yellow blouse. I'm gonna die on this show. What did she die of? Laughter? Hard Gamet, I'm saying, you know that voice is my sister. So anyway, that's a whole different story. Do nothing win out. This is your friend. We all love Jay, but you brought him here for stupid jock. Y'all think Kelly coming back on the show. Anybody don't scratch them all? Well, you know what I'm thinking. He's pissed about. Okay, all right, Steve gets your boy because you're over there dying laughing. He actually taught me this wing at first week. I said, Bro, that's how you do this business. Man. If you do this business like this, you make a lot of money. You told me that. He said, if you do this business like this, you'll make a lot of money. And he was right. I listened very closely. Man, I thank you for bringing him on. I can't tell you. I can't, man, I don't know. He said that every day my days might be numbered. How much time we got left? Say nothing else? Ja, Yeah, man, let me try to have some of my relationships. Hands talks about John Legend legend by when we were interviewing Mary Jay last week, that please get another divorce because you make great hits. We'll be back hang with us, folks. I don't even know what we're coming back to Dora. Thank you Carla. All right, here we go. All of us have been dumped. We've all had that unpleasant experience. So coming up next, we're going to talk about being dumped. Stay tuned, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, we've all been through this. Each and every one of us had has been dumped by someone. We've been a relationship, we've been dumped. Being dumped is terrible. So as a recovery time that follows. You know, when you become a pathetic and moby version of yourself. You're just depressed. You're just you know, you won't babe, You know that that whole thing. Your friends don't like seeing you like that either, which is why they're full of advice to help you get over your heartbreak. Well, according to a new study, this is a new study from the University of Colorado, Boulder, there was a scientifically proven method for getting over your ex. They found that the best way to move on is just to fake it till you make it, as in, just act like you over your You're over your ex. Until you are, so just act like it. Yeah, they didn't. They didn't. You don't know because I already know how that works. Because if you want to get over somebody, get over somebody, you got to get another one. You called a rebound. Whatever you want. But tonight, though, women should try that. I need to be a somebody all. I need to be some whoil Oh, okay, so you know you're the best way to get over for you is to get with someone else. Yeah. I recovered out of the sixty nine relationships out of the number, though, I've had to recover very quick. I've been in some relationships. I know at least I might have been in seven, but I know sixty nine show I might have been in seventy three and I didn't know I was in. You lost. Yeah, I'm thinking it don't work. It just don't do that. Yeah, do you love me? Yea, then say it? I just said it. Yeah, that's when it's over done. You don't hold my hand anymore, you don't look in my eyes. That's probably because I can't stand no, damn mom, you never tell me you love me anymore? This because I don't How does it get to that point? Though? Because at first, you know you were you were all in. You loved each other. You don't fall out of love right away. You can love a person that you don't like, but you start disliking them because they do so many things that you all never address and you don't fix it. And then it just keeps patting and patting, because if you never talk about what's wrong in the relationship, you don't take inventory every four to six months, which you made something. Everybody changes, Yeah, and saying you know, you find out you don't even like this person at the moment, and now once you're not a great communication catera and you don't like them, this got to end, Yeah, and it get ugly, man, when you just can't stand the person. I think women stay in relationships longer than they should, way longer than that. I can tell you this one time happened to me. I used to date the pastors daughter at the church, and she cheated on me, my best friend. Can I tell you I was really just signed up to go to hell? What does that mean? I didn't want to be I was every time I saw her, I had to cuss out at church. I was ready to go to hell. Didn't stand uh, yeah. But the only benefit about it was she ended up pregnant and not by yeah, because that's Sunday when they had to make that announcement, I was a hero. Everybody the church knew we dated passing it out of my daughter's pregnant, and the whole church looked at me. I said, keep listening, some old dispel. Oh she's like embarrassed her dad the pastor, Oh, he didn't adjourn to this. I've never had many old women robin on me. At the same time, I knew she was id. If you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, Oh, being dumped it so painful. We're gonna talk more about being dumped coming up, but Steve's gonna tell us about the time he was dumped in New Orleans. Wait till you hear this story. It is incredible. That's coming up. I back, don't talk about getting dumped. We've been talking about just getting dumb. Obviously, when you got me in on the show, it'd be a lot of hurt that we don't grapple with. Yeah, it's just different, man. I like the way you guys handle it, though. I think that's the best way to hand had in all types of ways, and just I've been stupid with it. Kid in the bushes, waiting like stalker as I have stopped. Yeah, I've done. You have never stopped, man, You never drove the house and none of that. You ever drove by the house, Steve, really no, I tell you what, though, I have had this one girl. Man, when I was out that tour hour, I liked this girl and I had a bunch of inship. I probably need to end this story, you know, just because this is gonna need to say. Yeah, it's gonna have to the answer that the house. I don't think at the house, no matter, I'm gonna let this go because I'm not even sure because it's so you know, I just I drove to see a girl in New Orleans, and you know, I were on no cell phones back then. So I pulled my carp at a gas station close to where she lived. I didn't know her exact address because we had met in another city, and so she said she'd be there and I said, well, I'm coming. I'm gonna have a couple of days off. I drove New Orleans, I pulled up in a gas Stashie, and I'm just calling on the self on the pay phone, calling this number four. Ain't nobody answer, kept going to answering she So I stayed there, you know, vacuum m call, call, call, call, washed. The car went on Washington the next thing. You know, dog, I'm waxing it on the car because I might even killing sometimes, so I might as well wax And when she seen me in my little car, be nice, man, you know, waxed it waxing. It's I just getting dark. Now. I've been here since two o'clock. Whoa, And I told i'd beat that around, you know, three, I got in a little bit. Elli never answered the phone, never answered. If I never saw again, look for it. Drove all around New Orleans looking forward, just hoping to see her. So a bunch of girls look way better than her too. I was committed to seeing that. I just ever did kind. That hurt me a little bit. So yeah, I've hurt just hearing about it. I drove all the way across Lake punch train. You know a lot of money. I'm just I'm just hoping. I'm in my car making a cross your base stop out here. I ain't got no money. I had to dive in and get eight by crocks. I didn't have nothing. That was just one of them. I know we haven't heard you know, we haven't heard from the nephew. What nephew, Come on, nephew, you up. I have actually driven by the girl house because I want to see who over there. I think I know, I think I know who it is. But I'm gonna shoot past there so fast You're gonna know. I came through that, right, how come I shoot past there and out of blocking a hair for I get the huck my card and broke down not my asses on the street, and everybody then came out the house looking at I said, God though, and it will say it was dude. I thought that was over there, not my car. Broke did that front of the yard? Man, they're Carverator going out again. You're having a car problem. Long time time you're losing. That's why he over here because Yokado work. You're listening to the Steve Hardy Morning Show. Minutes after that, we're back with just this show. We got time for just one more thing. You got the ignorant people on the show. I did, I did, um okay. This is about Southwest airlines in the Southwest is ending the practice of overbooking its flights. You know how they do that, CEO Gary Kelly. Yeah, they just now. Gary Kelly, the CEO says the company has decided uh to seize overbooking something and it has been planning now, it's been in the planning stages for a few years. Okay, why because the people are flying south with Yes, the CEO. No, they're different than the people that flowing your night You're going Southware is trying to pull up some the find show. He's a sixty nine ticket people. They can't get pulled. They ain't got no money to get on the airlines. And you can't you can't be joking on the mic and then you know, seriously put me off the plane. That don't It doesn't go together, right, Yeah, fun, they're fun. Yeah. But but Steve, you're right because it says over booking. Of course, it's been a hot topic in the airline industry since United Airlines forcibly dragged dr Dial off the flight. Southwest is changing their policy, That's what Garry Kelly said, because they know Southwest people different from all other airlines. Grab me if you want a matter of fact, they get on board with I wish you would. That's a different mindset. You're right, that's exactly a lot of them don't have luggage. They got this stuff. They're ready to go. Heyy I seen dude get on plane with his stuff in the laundry basket with a with a hefty bag over the laundry bag and it was wrapped in duc take that was that's like you you flew Jamaica Air, No boy, you fly Jamaica. Alum. When they finally bought that plane, the cleanup crew got to get over that right now. I said that that man, it'd be just a shoe, a head of cabbage, a chickens to dog. I swear to god. I was in Miami handf and ived I was playing in by the gate and the stuff that was acting gate shooting head of cabbage, a chicken, some corn. The bowl of corn had finished. I'm telling you, man, a straw hat with a hole in it. No man, people man just be leaving. Youre me going, man, Their hall was going on and this gate fine crackers, you just looking at the hall was at this game. He is absolutely right about that. Cabine one hand and cabbage a plot. You might see a plot along. He's lying, He is not lying. Just make man coming out of myamy. Last chance to unload baby like you can go ahead, chicken, a pair of baby pants on just shook them off. You. Oh my god, you see the baby get off on the other end. You just gotta die first, you know. Always here he's seen a big wheel in years. But what they get and it be up the gate Jamaica owl when they finally load the just man one baby down a wooden leg who left a prosthetic jess but leaning up against a wheel chair? Wat me a wheelchair with one wheel over man? Ever seen this before? This is hilarious. This pair of glasses. Man, we wanted to lives, missing man, least some stuff in God at the game dog be one flip flop flop some baby pants look at me? Was ahead of lettuce man. God, I saw a head to kill my God into the country. Yeah. The chicken live. It was a live Oh yeah, it was a live to walking out pecking on stuff on the he did cracks. Chicken would be jerked. Chicken he escaped, Yeah, because he knew he was gonna be jerked. Baby he started push. I can't say the word person leaning up against the wall. Why is the one ledger up against the wall everybody and there's always that one dude level with that real that suit on this too small and a tattered briefcase and he won't know why he can't have in those cases their mandatory carrying briefcases and Jamaica news the old Square time. Yeah, yeah, don't ever be nothing in there. Man. He got a flip of yeah, what you're thune right here? He got the suit passes short, the jacket short. He real thin and he can't even missed the flight. Yeah, and he's standing up being real intelligent. They don't have on plaid pants and a polka dot shirt like it's cool. Yeah, no problems and they always pockets like he checking for something the whole time. Just be it in itself. I keep checking to see where do I go? See Jamaica and go to Jamaica in Miami. For all Steve Harvey contests, no purchase necessary, void where prohibited Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, Physics Steve Harvey dot com. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.