Y'all know what time is, y'all don't know. Y'all back a long looking back to back down, giving them bung just like Amlician buck bus things. And it's touble y'all do me true good to study guy listening to me? To each other for still quickly, honey, why don't you join? Yeah? Joy be you go with me? Honey, say you gotta use turn ye you go to run out you you gotta turn you to turn about to turn to you love. You got to turn out to turn the water the water. Yall, comey, come on your thing? Uh huh, I sure will a good model. Everybody you're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show man doing something with it too. You know, I'm quit saying I'm trying. My wife told me the other day. She says, Steve, stop saying you trying. She said, you're doing it. Son. She told it to me just like that. She says, sir, you are absolutely doing it. Stop saying you're trying. Uh. You know what. I was talking to somebody the other day and they said, trying. It's a noble way of explaining your failure. Trying to say I tried or I'm trying. It's a very noble way of explaining your failure of not getting it done. And that's the true statement. You ever heard somebody say well I tried. Well, then people go, well, long as you tried, well, you know, you know, man, you're not getting it done, and you say, well, I'm trying, but but you ain't quite getting it done. But it's a it sounds noble, though, don't it. I mean, it's such a true statement. It's just noble. Is a noble. Trying is a noble way of saying you ain't getting it done or you failed. It's very noble to say I tried, I tried. I tried to do my best, but that wasn't good enough. I tried to make it, but I just didn't get there. What good does that do the person that was waiting on you to get there? What good does that do? The group of people that was counting on you? What good does that do? Your child sitting at the door expecting daddy to show up and Daddy was somewhere trying. What good does that do? Nothing? So I'm Chris saying it. Steve Harvey got radio show and I'm doing something with it. Yes, sir, Okay, Now here's the deal today. I got a good one for you because I was thinking of my own life, which I use oftentimes in my messaging because I think that God has given me the trials and tribulations that he has set for me, so that when I start running my mouth and talking that I have a clear cut understanding of what I'm talking about. So here it is. This is what I want you to do with your life, and this is what I want you to start to considering about your life today. And this is for all of us. Get a mission, get a mission, man, get a purpose, get a higher calling. M be about it. What's this all for? What you're waking up in the morning? For Get at it today one more time? Get a mission, get a purpose in your life, find that higher calling of why you're here. Be about it? What's it all for? Get at it today? Now, Steve, you're making some some some some big statements here. Uh huh Yeah. But oh you know I'm gonna clean it up for you, don't you Because you know I don't just throw it out there without the without the how to part. See, the how to part is usually where most people stop. They tell you this is what you gotta do, is what you gotta do, is what you gotta do. Then they don't tell you how to. That's why I don't. I don't get off the boat right there. Now, if you're trying to figure out if you're trying to get your life a mission and trying to figure out the purpose and what the higher calling is it, and you want to be about something, and you're trying to figure out what's it all for, and you want to go get at it today, here's the trick. God knows. God knows the answer to all those questions. He knows what your mission in life is. He already know what your purpose is. He already know what the higher calling is. He already know what you got to be about. He already knows what it's all for. He already know what you need to go get at. God knows, you know why. He knows because He created you. And God created all of us with the purpose in mind. Irregardless as to how we were created, we were all created with the purpose in mind. He got a mission for us, He got something he from us, he got something he expects of us. He has a life of abundance prepared for each and every one of us that will lay claim to it. Now, if you don't want that, then go on and start making decisions on your own, possibly like you have. Now, let me ask you something. Since you've been making all the decisions on your own, where you're at, well you're at with it? How you feel about it? Every day? I locked in on your mission? Are you what? Are you on a good purpose? Plan? You know? Do you feel like your life is in a higher calling? Do you know what you about? Do you have an understanding of what it's all for? Are you up every day going and getting at it? See? Come on now, So now I'm asking you if you've done this without talking to God or without checking in with your creator? Can you answer all those questions? I can flat out tell you you can't. I know for a fact, you kate, because you can't know how good your life can be, and you won't have a life as good as you wanted to be until you have connected with the one that created you. You better, you better understand this one now. Please understand this ain't Steve just over here, Rent and Raven, this is Steve. After having years of figuring this one out. But it's it's all in the Bible, it's all in holy writings. But you know I ain't got time for that. Don't go church like I'm post to. Don't read the Bible or or scrolls or the Koran or whatever your faith is. You don't read all that it's in there, though it's in now. But we're humans, so we we go get at it the way we see it. Let me tell you what happened to me. See while I was getting at it the way I saw it ought to be got at You understand me. When I was defining my purpose, when I was creating my own mission, who when I was laying claim to what my calling is in life? Let me tell you what I was doing. I was deferring. I was deferring the abundance that He really had for me. I'm just now listen to me. I'm just now getting at it for real. Oh. I've been working towards it all my life. I didn't know it though, But see, because God is so merciful and so full of grace, he allowed me to make all the mistakes I made. And then and then when I finally came to him, he said, all right, now I'm gonna take all the miss to tell you how cold I am. Now this this God, Now I'm gonna tell you how cold God is. He takes all the mistakes you made, all the failures you made while you was making your own deceit. He takes all of that and uses them as valuable gained and learned experiences. And he takes that and allows you to be who you are today. See God, God ain't gonna let you forget what you did. But here's something cold too. He ain't gonna let what you did go for not Oh, what's your safety? Let's see, that's what's cold. See all the mistakes I made, every lie I told, every traumatic experience I went through, I put anybody through any time. Man, I was out there tripping trying to justify thats right. He said, all right, okay, But now, because of my mercy and my grace, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna allow all this to happen. You're listening to stry one minutes after the hour. You have been hearing us say eighteen minutes after the hour for years. But it's a new day, it's a new show, it's new excitement, it's New Life. Everything was chap in here, Jake, get some Tommy. I don't know the words, See Jake. What you don't know is term me only no. Two songs Dance and he knows. Donny Hathaway a song for you, They and Gentlemen, The All New Steve Harvey Morning Show on Monday. Now. I have some ideas I'm gonna throw out at y'all, but let me introduce the cast to you, ladies and gentimen. Shirley Strawberry, Hey, good morning, good morning, Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Caller Pharrell, good morning, Crew, Happy Tuesday, Ladies and gentlemen, Jr. Ladies and gentlemen. The Food, The King of Pranks, Age Moon, Cool Buzzer Back, Buddy In Thomas in the cut, good morning, good morning, and the newest family member. Lord Hammer said, we go back like Cadillac seats, my first, my first mentor in comedy. Man. It gave me the gall and the guts to come on out and beat me. Ladies and gentlemen. Friend, the boys are back to a member. We've toured together, initial death Jam together, all of it together, first writing gig together. Lord, have mercy to one and only the legend from another show. When isn't Jennimate Jan bron my ex wise Baby, I'm about to be on the radio. Watch out dare now just told they just listen. We got an audience. That's cool. When you get just them to listen, radio will go through the roof. Man. But I don't know about you. I don't know about you, Steve. A couple of mine, like in the area of damn him. What you don't understand? Leave that alone, Steve, leave that alone. You're good? Yeah, a lot. I've just said it as a couple of them. I thought he was dead. You'll get that. Call me when it went that bad. Well, we gotta go on, y'all. This is the morning show. We gotta going on. I got a couple of announcements to make the day and some things like that. But we're gonna have a good time to day. THANKI and Jimen, Steve Harvey more on the show. Stay. We'll be back with something funny. We're gonna tell you what it is you're listening to. Steve Harpy. Yeah, hey, uh, we have an announcement right now. There's a new play in town. And if y'all haven't heard about it, it is so excited, it's unbelievable. Yes, hit it full play, the one that's going to Rusting Country. And I don't know who you're real? God is story George Wallace from a dv Ain't Nothing to go to asswhipping couldn't cure Let's hologram from Gary cole Plays Cracking Everybody Up. I don't know who we are real daddy yet it's on sale now nine nine nine. What's the number? Nine nine nine nine. I don't know who you're real daddy is. It's a gospel player, so stop. That's the most expensive thing in to play. I can't wait to see it. I tell you that this is his life story. Let me hear it again, let me hear the play a game. It's the random will play, the one that's going to roust the Cure's cracking and red Body. I don't know who your real daddy is? Story George Wallace from a dv Ain't nothing A good as swiping couldn't cure Let's holm from Gary cole Player. Let's Cracking Everybody up. I don't know who you're real daddy. It's on him sale now nine nine bad. Somebody's trying to buy ticket right now, right now, bro, Gary, body, that's about get back then I got to go see that descended all right there? So that funny boy that for the right. Who's that right there? Hey, we're going on everybody. How you doing that? Rot? You know what they are? Ain't Jefy Brown? Hey? Are you doing? Boy? I'm waiting you. You finally came on over. Yeah, escaped. I got tired of being quiet. I really did. Man. Yeah, Steven, let you do something over here. Boy. That's crazy right there was going on. Junior was having to Rosco. Mikey run Roscoe in the building. What's up? Baby? Man? We're going over with your Tom and Tom boy. You so good? Many tell Tilly boy you a little bit old. And we've been a act really well. We've been out on the road together. That boy does come out and saying all the ears out of the road. We're being Boston. We're going on Charlotte. Hey, Roscoe, how are you don't know? How you I know? I'm good? Thank you for sure. And the moment you ain't, please call so you can get good it up? Calling Hey, Roscoe, what's up? Ain't nothing going on just out here right age? Baby, that's all right, and making star don't his biggest dog. Don't start lying in front of our new family. Man, yeah, J yeah everything. You know. You know my latest hit you bleed you know. Oh yeah, we just heard that yesterday to all of us. You know, I let j You know, I told Bruno to go to let Ju the rights on it so he can introduce itself for on that too. Yeah, Breen, you know, because you know I wear all these nuggets. Yeah yeah, I got twenty four eagles on my neck. I got two thumb nuggets. I wear a ring baby anyway, because you know Bruno, that little that little boy shop, you know, because I know I knew it. I knew its granddaddy. Oh yeah, what was his name? Roscoe ben dot No been the mall granddad four times? Yeah, but man, don't be know what something else open? How did you read him? Oh? I met him. You know we're a club or now you know coming out of Old Shock, Old Shot down there, Sugar Shot. Oh I heard of that. Ye'all know that that went Marvin Gaye got that album cover from I Won't you? Yeah? Yeah, are you in that picture? I was the sacks player. Yeah, I played the sacks in that picture. I'm glad, yeah, and Jake bore you shock. We all know the picture by yeah, a good old time, playing my hands everything everything. Who's the lady in the yellow dress? You remember her? Oh? Yeah, oh that was my woman? Who you're thinking? Would yet Wasteline lou Sender? You send them paut Michael girl make yellow dress? She was something? Did you meet her? Excuse me? How did you meet her? I was asking? Now I tell you how, sax player, the question you need? How they meet me? All of this all you gotta do. You you blow a sack like that, they're gonna want you. Okay, Shelly, you have been in that picture? You they had that yellow dress on the boy. You look jet like that because that dog shell it boy curving like she won't be Roscoe, you're checking on y'all heard it, really have you? It's going well. Thank you, it's going well. Gratulation, thank you, thank you, Roscoe. Did you ever settle down? Excuse me? Did you ever settle down? I've been married playtime. Before you're done with that. Seven marriages. I'm gonna get all out of here. I'm talk you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, so I guess we have Roscoe to thank for. Yeah, you wrote that, wrote that? And also hey coming up, Ja, I want Jay you just seriously, man, talk to you about the transition and how you feel about joining the show and get some of your thoughts on it and everything. When we come back. Sounds like a winner to me. And then and then you you have an announcement to Steve right, you're gonna make that. Yeah, I'm gonna make an announcement to thank you. Okay, you're welcome, sir, right there? All right, what's your announcement? One more person? Hell with it. I'm just going on over. I just I can't fight it, man, Go get a microphone coming that's your big announcement. See if they'll take my cruisers and let me get on that word. What you don't do with all these comedians? Do you guys? Play nice? Play nice shade? Yes, that was shade being thrown regular. I guess I need to just ask this out loud. We're not going to commercial right now? No, because that's what I was doing because Cat said we did it. We're good right here, Yes, we're on the air. We're you know, is confusing. We were talking about. Yeah, I'm setting up to break and then come back. We're gonna You can't blame it on me because I'm following you. All right, Well, here's the deal. Let me just tell you this, uh yeah, because I asked him not to put it in the press. So here's the announcement. I have all reached a new agreement. My radio contract was up this year. I've reached a new agreement. I've just signed a brand new five year deal to stay uh with the morning show for five more years. Yeah, thank you Jesus, these things are asking your name. Thank you everybody. I thought that Ja was coming over to replace me, that I was gonna leave. No, we came over here to make this show stronger. Yeah, and built up for the hate. Yeah. And you know what else do I mean? Congratulations, glad you send your contract. All of that. I'm really happy. I can't tell you how I happened. But you know, people the streets are talking, they really are talking. They're talking about the fact that Jay is over here now, uh is Steve gonna be here? You know? Can I make an announcement? Yeah, Ja's not here to replace. No, j having to be wake so you can get that at don't don't look at me like I'm gonna replacement. I'm here to wake. So you can say that, well, who's that at, Jason, You're not here to replace Nobody. Before you even said that, it was people were thinking you can't more to replace stopped thinking that. Tommy still here. It's Tommy going. Tommy lead the whole show open. I'm burning everybody. I'm telling you now, if I have to leave right now, I'm sitting all of this. That's how you leave. That is how you be. Nobody going on people. I was just add it. I'm not going no, and I know I can't go back because I didn't cussed out some people on the way up the door on leaving. You know I've said something that there's no way they could take me back. What about the old don't burn any bridge? That sounds good in a point you never know who you might meet again. Yeah along the way yea down. Yeah that's nice when you just talk. Got to work bad. Some people are mad at me, so no one really means that. As I was leaving, I heard if he ever, Yeah, I'm you did that real, Custom's just what's just how you should leave? He recommended. I recommend that leaving. I'm gonna start a class called leaving one on one is this is how you do and let me tell you another. Alright, so I'm glad we cleared that up. There's cleared up, and I'm here. No, not to replace a damn soul. I'm just happy to be waking. Yeah. I think it's important for our fans to understand what we're doing that we just decided to take the show to another level. Uh here's the other thing that we need to discuss. That will be a new theme song. Shortly, So I wanted to ask you all this this is an open discussion with our fans reality radio. Would you all like to submit a theme song yourself? Suggestion was made to have j right us a new theme songgtion suggestions and then other suggestion was to do audience contest for the best new morning show song. Okay, okay, and then will they win something or I mean, we see see we just talking. This ain't even got that far. It's cause this is how you're supposed to do radio. That sick on HM dry as radio show. But say if they don't win anything, you just put it out. Yeah, we're asking people to do something. It's written by you that we're not gonna give them anything. What's the incentive? You know, you ain't having no song on the radio. I got folk cousins right now, right right now. Yeah, you know so I was just thinking a couple of things out. So what do you guys thoughts about that? What you gotta tell me? I like Jake, No, you know what I like. I like Ralph Hawkins, my man who helps him put the music together, and everybody that's on the show with single verse, So just like one version, everybody, let's do that doesn't matter matter. No, no, no, you ain't here. I can. He's a hater, don't him. That is not going to happen. You know you want to say I can sing? We know who is? Two of you? Three of y'all forward, y'all can sing at all? Okay, Sureley you said Sureley can't sing at all? Well, then here's what we do. Tommy at all and Junior can ballot. I'm telling you I can sing. That's what is this. I've been in church choirs, So Jay, there ain't nobody but me and you. What you want. I can wrap a little bit and we'll put that in. There is that way to do it so that everybody hits the base strong. Surely you come in talking, Okay, you can talk, Tommy, you're gonna be rapping, Junior. We're gonna take you back to talking. Yeah, but all he do, Hey, Junior, everybody, it's perfect for the song. I think that's things and then Steve you and now just saying it on out. Alright, it's gonna be written up man, written original music. It will be original mus You an't got that to worry man. Alright, cool, ladies and gentlemen. You have watched the new Steve Harvey show Being Born. Welcome to the right. We'll be right back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Alright. I don't know if you guys saw this or not, but President Obama made his triumphant return yesterday to the public. This is the first time he's commented since losing office publicly, Okay, since leaving office publicly. He's hitting the stage. Yes, yes, he looked so good that swag wristed and everything. Anyway. It was at a form with students and young adults in Chicago. The thrust of his speech was civic engagement, as he encouraged young people to get involved with such issues as climate change, lack of economic opportunity, and law enforcement relationship with the public. But more notably, he avoided I love this. He avoided commenting directly about his successor, and managed not to utter the name Donald Trump at all, though he did open his talk by joking, what's been going on? What's been going on since I've been gone? What's been happening. He also warned the audience that the internet and social media has major passed much more of an open target that can hurt you in the future. Take a listen. I mean it is true that if you have pictures of everything I've done when I was in high school, Um, I probably wouldn't have been president in the United States. I love that. So what's been going on? If I die, y'all get my phone and blame it. Are Also most doctors and health officials are agreeing now that doing a lot of cardio is um it's not what you think. Uh, you know. They say that it's good for you, But according to a new study, there is a limit. Tommy who runs six miles every day now, researchers found that you don't get a lot of extra benefit when you do more than sixty minutes of cardio per day. Tommy, I'm looking directly. Yeah, if you do more than sixty minutes of cardio a day, it doesn't really help you. Your health might even suffer, they say. The side of cardio for let alone one session, so much workout equipment that drives my clothes real non hang everything because have the arms that hold out nice. But you don't want to go the tree of meal with everything all that it drives it evening even was just to show people when they come to the Okay, it's behind glass, you go whoa right away? Nothing, it's really pretty Wait a minute, uh never, that's never been on and there's one still in the box. Don't worry about that. Open it one day. Yes, scientists are saying it could be harmful to your health, so watch out there now what the scientists said, Jake. Uh. There have been plenty of stories recently about men who move into careers that are traditionally held by women, like nursing. Well, it's going the other way too, seems. Manly industries are competing for women these days, building contractors, body shops, truck driving companies, among others. Are dealing with a worker shortage, and they're reaching out to women to fill those jobs. I'd like to see you run a jack Hamm. Whoa what is that? I've seen that? It just got me fun. Okay, alright, alright, guys, we gotta go to this. We gotta go to Miss Anne. On that note, Jay was, she's here with our local headlines are national headlines, and all of that are news. The lovely and talented miss Ann trip everyone, Thank you, good running everybody. You guys, I really know who There you go, just as you heard. Former President Barack Obama delivered his first address yesterday since leaving office. It took place at the University of Chicago, near the future side of his Presidential Library, and in it, he laid out his post residency agenda, which is to motivate children young people, after asking himself an important question, we can knock down some of the barriers that are discouraging young people about a life of service, and if there are, I want to I want to work with them to knock down those barriers. But Mr Obama wants to inspire the young people to become engaged. In fact, he said, the single most important thing he can do now is to help in any way he can to prepare the next generation of leadership to take of the baton and take their own crack at changing the world. Okay, Maoris of Congress of crafting a new budget bill this week that will hopefully get enough votes to avoid Friday's looming partial government shutdown. Republicans need sixty votes. I means they need some Democrats and towards that end. Observers say that Trump administration has been trying to use this week's deadline is a way of forcing the other party to go along with his allocation of money for the Mexican border wall and whoever. So far, Democrats say no, we're not doing that because they remind the press that he campaigned on the promise that he was going to make Mexico pay for it, not the American people. Hey, Bill O'Reilly returned to the public eye or should I say the public ear last night on his podcast. It was for the first time everybody since it's Austair from Fox News over sexual harassment allegations. But he didn't say much. I am sad that I'm not on television anymore. I was very surprised how it all turned out. I can't say a lot because there's much stuff going on right now, but I can tell you that I'm very confident that truth will come out all the stuff. He didn't kind of get specific as to what stuff he was really talking about. And anyway, this is and triple. We'll be back with Eugene the Butterfly at twenty minutes after the hour. So stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I look at you, Bill further. I want to say, good morning. Here about it? Cherley calling and Tammy jailor uh stay and the last but her not late? What it's like this here? What it's like? What's up the j brow? What's up man? How you doing? Many? Good morning? Good morning? I look at you. I heard the very chill here y'all at the top of ma putting a new same sound together whatever. So I want to say this heal j for. I want to say to do what you say? I say jam for then want to say to do it built a possibility? Want of us, you know, she and my experitise and the things I have you man down further. I want to say to do I'm a fair j the brow don't want to say right now. So I think me and you probably the most musical geniuses o this y in this room, in the room, and would you would you be willing to put a wrap on top of that? You know that rap I put a wrapper on top of whatever you lay down or whatever. But I'm just saying as for musical JA, you and me, that's it. Most talented intms of music U hold on, Jake, uh, most gracious missed us the harder I'll take a little bit of fist to that dog. Me and you, we've been holdings through this whole ride. Me and you, you were the real And I don't want you to exclude me this musical piece. Never never nothing never, nothing like that. Never nothing to disrespect you. And there's no form shape of faship with all it. I just want to I just want to say I want to be a part of whatever whatever you and j ever they do what. I just want to be a part of it. That's all I'm saying. You know, I'm not offending. I just got here. I can't be offenious. I'm I'm day two in No, so you know that didn't come from excuse me for Mammy. Does this mean I get to be a part of the thing song as well? Yes, we want you to match because I want to be a part of it. I want to lay your down with what we're talking. Yesterday you said you were gonna do you you're working on your seven minutes twenty minutes. Well that was the stand up part because I want you to help me with that part of Yeah, the people that's gonna be on the morning show song all the morning show people, not the personality. But I'm a morning show person personality. But but you're you're allowing me to be a part of the show. That's it. I didn't say that something. Anything I say to you, you can't hold that against me because I'm two days in, so don't count. You're counting the day. If I promised you something and it don't work out, I'm only too east hold you to it. All right, listen, thank you a meal. It's coming up next thirty four. After the hour, Jay will be murdering the hits. He's gonna another hit for us. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey later this out, nephew Tommy got another prank phone call board this fool and don't go. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, listen, listen, Steve, do not mess with our girl. Serena Williams. Okay, she don't come for her. We'll tell you all about it. But first, Steve J. Anthony here is here with another murder. The hits another one. Yes, this is about Yeah, that's how I do it. Give him more, give him more, always get more. First week of the job. Alright, on off, CeeLo green Man, you're gonna check it out. Love his hands, they're very tiny. Damn hands hands hands see eeo's hands, baby fingers shot and stuff it. Selose hands bloods his arms and shot his helm. See loose hand like his pot to run so rists, I say, who once up with their fingers broke? You're looking like a tipsero. How you hold a microphone? Seals hands, seelose hands all his fingers share one nuggle sels hands, make his watch the biggest helm. See loose hands make a six inch of look for the long I said, brother, I'm you're bigging fan. If you want my favorite jam bill A man just had to slam. See loose hands in the hands, the hands, Seelos hands, shop the gloves and kids departments. Seelos hands help him count ten real fast. See loose hands make white castles look like big match. They say he got ober Looper trades. It's about the size Gradge read his bomber second Strange him and John McCain played Patty Cake. It might keeping me up, but I'm gonna ship. See loose hands in the hands, yeah man, yeah, oh my god, cry hold up. First of all, hey man, hey man, we love Celo, John Campike Celo. Celo's hands helped me count the tea. You have some stuff in Oh my god, Reilly look like you know what. I'm not worrying about him slapping met So this is what it's gonna be. Yeah, get of that voice would be here molding warf week on it all right from bottom of green is my dude. I love him to man if the real I ain't even never looked at it. Snap your pass man, come over here with da jay Man. I'm crying. I just want you to know. We're gonna make a few enemies. I think we already have y'all stay with us. We got more to Steve, harder, more to show. Let's jail cat, let's go, here we go coming up in four minutes after the hour. It's the Strawberry letter. Today's subject he pays me for my services. Alright, Steve. Right now it is the nephew with the brain phone call wedding style. Let him marry night. It sounds nice, it sounds good, very well packaged. Right now, man, wedding style. This let it really Hello, I'm trying to reach calm and please. Oh who's calling? This is the haf style, Surrenzo. Oh great, great, Hey, we were waiting for you. Hold on a second, I'll get her. Hello. Hi, is this is this calming? Hi? How are you good? Great? Listen? Um? This is the hag style that I'm supposed to be there to do your hair for the wedding? Hey? Are you last? Uh? No, I do have a good just there's something that has come up and I kind of need to discuss some things with you. Are you kidding me? Let me ask you? Wait? You know I'm getting married in four hours, right, I do know, I do know. Let me ask you this what time actually is the wedding? Is it at five or six? The wedding is at five? Okay, Um, what have you done to your hair so far? Nothing? Do you have the hair I'm waiting for you to put. We've in my on my head? Right? Um? Oh god, dear, no, you're on your way right. This is a joke. No, this is not a joke. I've got mom, fine, tell him to come here. I don't have a source today. You came highly recommended, and I've already given you a deposit. You you should be on your way. I do understand that dollar, and I don't mind giving you your deposit back. That's no, that's not what I want. I need you here to do my hair. I have no one here to do my hair. I've already paid you. I understand this. Dear, Calm down, listen, this is what I want to do. Okay. I do have someone that I can send that it's going to do an outstanding job for you. Okay, But I'm not. I've gotten into a spat with Oliver, and I just it's a very Oliver. Oliver is my friend, and we've gotten are you kidding me? It's been a serious, serious, serio, just blow up. This is the most important day of my life, and you're not coming to do my hair. You're not taking care of your business because you've gotten into a fight with your boyfriend. Listen, I'm not gonna go back and forth with you about this. I've been god, I have argued with him all night. I'm not going to go back and forth and argue with you as well. Yeah, I have to argue with me when I need it. For you to be here, I understand that, and I'm going to send someone there is one of the most unprofessional stylists I have ever met in my life. I cannot even believe you're doing this. Listen, I'm trying to deal with you on a professional level, but you're not because you're not here. I understand that, and I understand I'm not trying to to to rein on your parade. And my professionalism went out the window when you called to say that you can make it because you were in an argument with your boyfriend. Well, I'm not gonna do it go back and forth with you. If somebody to find him, but I'm telling her to come. Where is everybody? Mama? Please get him to the phone. Oh boyd Listen. What have you done to your hands? Okay? Has just been washed? Yes? Okay, so it's just waiting. Is that what's going Yes, that's what's going on. Have been done? Have you been under the dryer at all? No? Okay? So is it still there? What are you asking me questions? You're very trying to get someone I bring when I send someone in, I want to send them in there. Yes, I'm sitting here with wet hair. Has your has your makeup been done yet? No? I'm waiting for you to do my hair. I cannot believe this. Why are you asking me these questions? Hold? Please hold on one like Oliver, I'm not gonna go. I'm Oliver, I'm not Oh my god, I'm not gonna say. This is crazy. I'm not going to tea now. Let me take care of the clos I'm not going. Hello, are you kidding me? Listen? Is there any way you could possibly push the wedding back to seven? You are crazy? You want me to change my time because you're in an argument with your boyfriend. Listen, this is the first thing. This is you are the most unprofessional stylist I've ever met in my life and shruck mel I will put the word out about you. No, no, you haven't make sure that you never ever do business again. Wait a minute, now, what you're not gonna don't curse at me. You're not gonna You're not gonna do horn in my day. I understand that. No reason to be mad. I'm the one that should be upset. It's my day. You're not gonna talk to me like this, and don't talk to you any kind of way. I want to you call ringing money day. Hold on a second. So you got this talking crazy to me, and I'm not going to go with it. And I'm not what I'm not gonna do it sitting talk to me. You didn't call me. I'm not gonna sit here and let you talk to me. You know what, I wish you were coming to this church. I got your listen. I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth with you. Now, I got someone I can send in there to get your hat done. Do you want it or do you not? Who are you standing? I am sending listen. I will be sending my assistant. And she does. She watched his half. She's been instructed what to do. Don't worry she'll get it to you. Don't want me to let it tampoo? Girls style my half my wedding. Look do you want Are you kidding me? I'm a please. Well, you need to be talking to me, not Oliver. I understand. Listen, let me take the racial right now. Voice at me. I can do whatever the hell I want to. So this is my You are ruining my wedding day. No not, I'm trying to get your wedding day together. Now. I'm going to send this shampoo go to do my hair. Cynthia is very good. She will be there at five o'clock. We will have you read wedding starts at five o'clock. I don't know what to say. What you need to be saying? Is he on your day? I'm gonna Simpia with me. I don't want Synthy to do my hair. I didn't pay Cynthia to do my hair. I paid you to do my hair. And you have to bring Oliver with you. You need to come on. But do you want to go? Oh my god, do you want to just go with me? Okay, listen, I have one more thing I need to say. You have to say to me the only thing you need to be saying to me is that you and Oliver are on your way. You are about to ruin the most important day of my life. Not on your head, guest? Are you on your head guest? Or no? Yes? And I have one more thing I need to say. But what do you want to say? Listen, don't don't, don't come for me. Boy, You've got to spit it out. This is Matthew tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by all your bridesmaids. Oh my god, I am going to I don't believe they did this thing. That's my kisses and I'm kicking you. They get you, baby. It was not funny, not today. This is the last thing I needed today. Do you remember what they wanted me? They wanted me to get you yesterday said no, We're wait until the wedding day. I don't understood much creature I got. I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, what is what is the baddest I'm not the baddest radio show in the last The Steve Harvey Stupid continues June thirty. Make sure you catch your boy a time to laugh. That's at the k Bailey Hutchinson Convention Center. Make a fest hosted by the one and only a few times. In headlines, et Centric said, it said, the one and only June thirty or Friday night a time to laugh, make a fest. You don't want to miss it. I'm working for t v J. It's magafests. No customs, yeah, I know, I got how the hell they do them? Shows? No testing? No I can't. I can not see it out. You better learn fast, jay, I did it. It was the most pressure ever fell for a stage in my life to not cause surely you don't understand I did. I did. I did one church. One church. You can hear the people in there. Why is he talking? Time off? I'm taking because the cuss words are right in the thing. They're right there waiting to come out. I'm not cussing down thirties a time in life. I'm gonna take a fast not cause I'm not. I'm not bad hutching some convention. I did it. I had a lot of I had a lot of cut off words. But I'll tell you what, because man I wish Oh wow, I mean a lot of cut off yeah, I mean any substitute. No, it's not at all I've tried substitute. Cut it don't feel saying don't oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, sugar honey iced tea yea yeah yeah. Man was so bad I just gave him his money back. Here. Yeah, en, I will take a plate as I leave. Fried chicken up. Yes, strawberry letter coming up next. He pays me for my services. We'll be back. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, let's get it. Let's get it. Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you, strawberry letter. Thank you enough for your subject. He pays me for my services. Dear Stephen, surely I've been married for a year and I'm the breadwinner of my family. We have a great life style because of my income. My husband works for a cable company and he gets paid four d dollars a week, and that just takes care of the car. Note. So let me tell you how I'm the breadwinner. I'm seeing this older guy who pays me to be his chaperone, clean his house, et cetera. Oh and by the way, this guy paid for my wedding a year ago. Yes, he knows about my husband, but my husband does not know about him. My husband thinks that I work at a law firm, and now he's starting to ask questions about my job and want to come pick me up for lunch one day soon. What should I do? Should I come clean with my husband? Please help me. I could see if this was in your past, if you had done these things in your past, But this is going on right in your marriage right now. So you gotta come clean somehow with your husband. I mean, you're gonna have to at some point. I just don't know how you're going to keep this from your husband if he wants to come and take you to lunch and pick you up at the office and things like that. I just don't see how you can lie your way out of this. I will say this, don't tell him everything, So come clean, but not all the way clean. Um. I mean, this man is paying you for your services, and I can only mean you know think that you mean sexual services. I think your husband is getting a bit suspicious. What are you doing around the house or what are you doing differently now? So he's getting a little suspicious. He wants to know what you're doing or somebody said something. So I say to you, you got to tell your husband something you have to. I mean, this is crazy. You've been married a whole year and you're keeping this big life from him, especially if it's sexual services, and you need to stop that immediately. So tell your husband that you work for a man. Don't tell him everything that you're giving him sexual services. Steve, surely, I don't know what you read. Now, where is services in this letter? Where did I miss it? It's in the title. He pays me for his services for my services. Pays me for myself for my services. Now did we write the subject of this letter? Because in the letter I see something else, and I'll tell you what I mean. No, we didn't write the subject. She did. This is her pay for my services. See here in the letter. Here go problems. First of all, let's just start with cable board making four hundred a week. Just pay the car. Note that's where the damn problem right there, cable boy pull it in full hunted and just paying the car. Note, this ain't the red. This ain't you know, groceries, the Saint al Heaton saying electricity, This ain't gas, This is no clothing. This's the problem right here. See the full hunted. They call that college student money now ful hunter. If you're want to come up, I understand I ain't knocking it at all. But the full hunter creating a problem for you because you knew when you got married you didn't want the full hunted a week. So now cable boy is the problem. My husband worked for a cable company. He gets four hundred week and they just take care of cordor. So now let me tell you how I'm the breadwinner. I'm seeing this older guy. Let's stop right there, older guy. What does older guy stand for? It stands for sugar dad who pays me to be his chaperone. This ain't the prom when in Bible summer school chaperon m where do he need help getting to? Or how old is he? Unless here you nursing him? Chaperone is a deceptive term. Then she says, comma clean his house, then comma e tc. Etcetera. Yeah, that's where we must come to terms with what you're doing. It's the etcetera that's getting the money chaperone and don't really pay it, don't pay it up. How is cleaning is limited? How's cleaning you down with the same money, cable board maker. All you over there doing is cleaning house. But you're cleaning molding the house. M you all up in cracks, crannits, cravit. Yeah, that's the type of cleaning you're doing. And oh, by the way, this guy paid for my wedding a year ago. Let me tell you something. I'm a father with four daughters. I didn't paid for to win. I know how much winds cost. Now for this older man to have you chaperon and cleaning the house and et cetera. And paying for winds? Do you know the monkey flips that you're in there doing. You guys to be in there doing some things naked that can't be printed. That's why this led us so damn shot. And then come talking about yes he knows about my husband. You just said he paid for the wind. Try to throw us off with your letter. Then you just ain't paid for the wind. Don't try to throw us off of what you do. Let's get back to this etc. Because that's what this let about, so etcetera. What is etcetera. Well, let's explore the words. He stands for extra. You're doing way moding cleaning house lady, you're doing way way moding. Chaperone, you doing extra? What does the T me too. You're doing all this to him yet extra too, and then C E T C you're doing all this extra to him to get him to do what? What? What Cash think about it? Yeah? Cash, I'll be back with the second half and exposed to you what to see is okay? What you're listening to Steve Harvey morning. Listen, gona lose the attitude. You know you do your hand for the letter. You though exactly what is yourway here being sensitive about my side of the letter. I don't know my mind when you was talking. Mm hmm, listen to me. This older man didn't pay me. This woman's with right, she's saying here over they're doing chores, cleaning the house, chaperon. Don't know what the hell letting mean? We ain't kid and eat E C mm hmmm. E stands for extra. Yeah, that's more than anybody else. That's above and beyond what anybody else would do? Think or won't you coming there with extra? That's the E N extra E T C is the acronym stands for extra, T is too. You do the extra to him? That's my favorite. Now, the C you do all this extra to him to get him to what that's what the C is. Yeah, C all that E T C is all that to get him to what? Okay, yeah, come come on now, come here, come here, come on, come with it, communicate wire little Yeah, that's the e T C. Come up, Yeah, come up a deal, Come out, come out, come out. I was Now my husband thinks I work at a law firm, And now he's starting to ask questions about my job and wants to come pick me up for lunch one day soon. Well, won't he be surprised? Yeah, when he put up at this old man house. Yeah, and you and it ain't exactly dressed like a lawyer, but years going over his breefs. What should I do? Should I come clean with my husband? Please help me, lady, come clean. You won't have a marriage anymore. You got to do what all men would do, all real men in this situation becaus where ladies. I wrote the book, Act like a lady, think like a man. Now is your opportunity to do the one thing that all men would do. Lie just as you have lied before. See rule number one to lie. Ride your lie all the way out. Don't shoot, Let no by d talk you off that lie. You work at a law firm and you are the assistant to the head of the law firm. Hold it and y'all working from the house that day, he want to take you to lunch. M. That's it. Now, you got to go out and get yourself some business cards printed up. You gotta install a fake line at the man's house. You need to read. Yes, you gotta get some horn, real glasses with a chain on, and you got to start playing the role. What you can't do is tell this young boy that you've been in there serving this etc. And this old man M. Because it ain't gonna go good ladies and gentlemen. That is my response to the letter. And the next time you write me with the word etc. And this that you're gonna gets it from now, just snipe, don't eat. You don't want me to assume that you tricking spell it out? I actually won't some etc. Nothing you know, all right, Serena Williams. Uh, we talked about this earlier. I mean we love her, don't mess with her. Okay, she can beat you on the court. And now yeah, now she's really upset. And remember Romania national coach Ellien Nastasi from back in the day. Uh, he was a tennis grade back in the seventies. He's been causing a ruckus recently on the Federation Cup matches. He's going after umpires. He's getting accuses of sexual harassment. But he's saved the words for a comment about Serena's unborn child. She is pregnant, uh, saying let's see what color it has? Chocolate with milk? Oh? She replied on Instagram, Serena, did it disappoints me to know that we live in a society where people like Nastasi Elien Nastasi can can make such racist comments towards myself and my unborn child and sexist comments against my peers. Did he say afterwards? Though? Didn't. I was watching something but I couldn't listen to it because he was over. He's made a comeback, coming, that's work. He made a comeback. Oh, I don't know what to commack. I didn't see that. Yeah, I was looking up on trelife, but I had to cut it off. Robert Mead was saying the other guys, Robert Mead was saying that his comeback made it even worse. He was trying to apologize and clean it up. Maybe, yeah, I don't know where he said, somebody trying to find that, saying she's really new five months. I think, like, yeah, I hope, I hope she has a little girl. That would be very not a boy. Well, you do not want a little boy with a like mama. You just don't want that. It's not that you're going with this a little fettle, but on your boy, Tommy got one. But Hi, Hi, I'm gonna hope you like New York. Rent. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, uh yeah, Hey, we got a problem with the guys to Janitor that's here in the y'all here in the building. I got it the night janitor, Mr Mr Vivan you know what I'm talking about? Dude to be who we get in? Yeah, that guy he complained about. I don't know what are he complaining, But hey, how y'all knowing I didn't don't have no complaints. And I know you're waking. I didn't want to take too much of your time, Miss che Timmy, Steve Junior, Color everybody. But at something they're going on, Hey, how you doing that? You had to get back I'm watching, Yeah, yes, I'm watching the floor in the hall, and I want to just runny things at your head, Yes, sir, Okay, you just gonna be quick, Yeah, yeah, I understand. I just want to get this out of the way. The related first, Can I talk about the men's restroom. There's a lot I don't know, mittle hobby. I don't think there's even trying to hit the yanna at all. The yanna they're straight peeping on the floor. It's just nasty and sticky everywhere. That's that's just one of the problems in the men's restroom. That the men's red room now in the latest redroom, is a whole another problem. I don't like going in there. There's some things I've seen that I don't even know what. It just blened my eyes the things. I don't know where these things go. I don't know how to use these things. I don't know what they belonged to. Last week, let me here at last week, I was in there and there was something on the floor the size of a chapstick, right, but it was moving all around, it was jumping. It was just jumping everywhere, right, just jumping like that. It looked like the chapstick, but it was just jumping and I don't know. They had batteries into the something. I don't know what it was. And so I shot it because it's late. You never know who come up in here. Buffing equipment called a lot of money, and I've been down, somebody's gonna walk up on me, you know what I mean. Don't play that puffet equipment called a lot of money and all the wax and he's buffet. Buffet folk will see that stuff. But back to the chapstick. It was by the size of a chapstick, right, and I hoarded and it just knocking, knocking, knocking, damn. So I went in there and it was on the floor right, We're just jumping everywhere, and I said, I, lord, I hain't never seen that lay. I never seen a live chapstick like that. I'd never eat one like that. So I shot it. Yeah, I don't know who would belonged to. And the amounts of toilet people that they're using in there, it's not it's not wrong with it at all. It's just balled up like the size of basketballs. It's just huge, huge. Watch just throw it away and if you can, if you can speak to the mend to not your unned on the floe and the women not to bring live chapsick. So you're going back to the way. I got stuff to do and then can you tell whoever that? But it don't too I'm sorry. I shot the chaps puts you carry a gun though? Yeah? Uh? How often you playing on break? I mean he just stops in and let you know what's going on in the building, you know. So that's that's just giving us the four one one on what are you going through right now? But I really want to know who chapstick that is. Hey, don't look at me. I got out of there just to keep the ignance going, Okay. J Anthony Brown brought us up murdered hits cut today. That was truly more ignorant than I would normally lie on this shop. It is a new level of ignance. This is a remake, Oh Grandma's hands. J Anthony entitled this wasn't see those hands, damn my hands on them hands, then hands, see those hands, then the fingers shop and stuff it seelose hands, bloods his on shot his helm, see loose hand like his pot to run the sole rists, I say, who once up with their fingers broke you're looking like a toop cero. How old a microphone seals hands selose hands all his fingers share one nuggle seals hands. Make just watch the biggest helm. See loose hands make a six inch of look for long. I said, brother, I'm you're being fan if you want my favorite jam bill. A man just had to slam. See loose hands in the hands the hands seals hands shop the gloves and kids department. See loose hands help him count ten real fast. See loose hands make white castles look like big match. They say he got looper trades. It's about the size gradge read his palm and second strange him and John McCain played Pattycake. It might creeping me up, but I'm gonna shape. See loose hands him hands my hands read m or seconds. But what is it? Read his palm in seconds? The seconds man Johnny came Pattycake. I just said, we love seelow though we live very nicely. I'm gonna look at this and you know what happens when you meet him, Steve, you do you start to looking at his hands. It happened now, yo, man, I'm not gonna have you come on this show that the second day, Jade, I was wonder how many days where I heard that you can stayed over there with Dad? You got the slowest ignors down next, Oh my god, more ignorance. For sure. We might take some phone calls. You never know what we're doing on this show. We got a lot of stuff going on. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Now, keep in mind and on my artists. And I'm sensitive about man, y'all get nice about all right? So just this, how y'all feel? Brother? All right? See how y'all group? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we haven't talked to the people in a minute, so call us if you want to talk to Steve. Ja is on board. See if you you know, want to get refamiliarize yourself with a great Jay Anthony Brown eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve and j you're performing all over the world. To right, I can say what I'm gonna be yes with pfidence this time with confidence, Ja, let's hear it now. Friday, I'm gonna be in Leftward, Kansas, all right. Saturday night, I'm gonna be in South Alabama and sertain I'm would be I'm Alabama. Now let's go back and slow that down. But that's how I used to do it. Let's I'm suching that habit slow. I know I can see I'm slow. I will be in leavin with Kansas. I'm still on their Saturday, I'll be sell my Alabama. You don't cut me on Yeah, Sunday, I'll be in Montgomery, Alabama. Yeah, I know I'm off. You tune out of here with you don't never say where you at? Yeah, but it was like I'm being found in anything out That's how you had to say. You had to just throw it out there. Yeah, stay with confidence like you ain't cut me on right, just a trick, just a brank come on Friday, All right, Well Friday, I'm gonna be in eleven Worth, Kansas. Saturday, I'm gonna be in Selma, Alabama. Sunday. Shut me out and my gun Alabama got I'm so nervous. I can't believe what I feel like he said where he gonna be. No, but they know these places, thin't that big Steve really trust me? And then when I'm coming there, it's easy to find because I ain't never heard nobody telling jokes and sell I ain't gonna lie in tool writing tour. You're going over that breathe at the museum. Do the show on the bridge on the bridge bridge, check out brig first, gonna start with the song which by jokes. So call us again if you want to talk to the incredible j Anthony Browns eight seven seven nine Steve Alright, Um, going on a first date can be really stressful, you know, but for a man and a woman in Missouri, things were especially stressful when the man was choking and the woman had to spring into action to save his life. Okay, behind behind the level, that's what do not what you said in the lobby, and I need that first, sir, take care business before we take him business. All right, this one. We're having a great time on this date with the man she she met on a dating site. They were enjoying a wonderful meal, great conversation, and then her dates started coughing. Things got so bad that her dates stood up and collapsed. Yeah, she happens to be a former respiratory therapist. She began CPR and got her date's heart pumping again. She followed paramedics to the hospital, left her card with the hospital staff so she could be updated by her dates family. Her date bounced back and asked her for a second date, that you were looking forward to getting together again and hopefully we'll be able to enjoy a calm evening doesn't involve She's not going you don't think, don't do no no, I like date nobody. Everyquir life saving, so you don't know how to swallow. So we ah, wow, Okay, they're not going back on another day. You're absolutely right. Ain't the way here with a woman and she fall out. I'm just looking at the lawsuit. Well, was he trying to get out of the day. Yeah, that's what I think. I think he's trying to get out. Think he was trying to get out of it. And but but in the am he went he went all the way with the bid. I've been with some women that you thought they were fine until they got undressed and then they're like a lot. I got to get out of here. Yeah, let me just faint. Funniest thing I've ever seen. Me and Boomerang was in Chicago and his girl was coming to the restaurant to meet him, and uh, everybody came by the window. Me and Boom was going, Okay, it ain't bad right there. We've never seen the girl. M hm. The girl came in and then she said what she'd have on when she came in the restaurant. She didn't come past the window when she came in the restaurants walking to the table. Me and boomerang was in that at that table, Holland laugh the bag. I don't know how she came through the front door, but she didn't go past the window. She walking towards the table. She looks so crazy. Me and Boom was at the table, just Holland laughing. We couldn't stop laughing. Hey, I'm Teresa, Goy'm Teresa Man Holland laughing. She didn't look nothing like she sounded or the picture nothing. What do you do at that point? How him? All right? We have some phone calls, guys. Let's go to the phones line six cat. Let's go to t J out of Tech since good morning, morning to Jake. I can't believe that I got through. Good morning, Uncle Steve, Tommy Shirlett, Carla Jr. And welcome. The most ignorant is Jake. That's where we got I think the Steve Harvey Morning Show has gone to like the third Power on Ignorant. But if for a great way to wake up and drive to Berg and listen to you guys. Um it just helped start the day off with laughter. And I appreciate what you bring to us on the funny side. I appreciate what you guys do, and Uncle Steve, I appreciate what you're doing inspiring people, telling people to jump, telling young people to reach for their dreams, and even making us laugh with kids on little big shots. You nobody like, what are you about to do to thank you? Dolly? You're listening to show. All right, let's go back to the phones. If people want to talk, we want to hear from you. Two eight seven, seven, twenty nine, Steve, let's go. Let's go to line at seven and talk to Tierra Tira out of North Carolina. Yes, sir, what's going on with you? What should comment? Dolly? I think you all dies are awesome, wonderful. I love you all, Steve to me, Shirley, do everybody, everybody? And I'm gonna thank you, see because your your little moments when you first started at six o'clock, bright and early my mom's like you said to your show, and it wakes me up. So your inspirational words really inspired me, really inspired me and me with my condition, it gave me. It gives me faith and hope. What you what you can do? Shot? What's that? I have? Muss Ain't got nothing for that, do you now? Nope? Have prayer for that? Prayer for that? Yes? And Mr Mr Jay, we're gonna do your praise dance to Worse. My daughter loves it. I'm hoping this. That's something for me. You gotta praise, you gotta pra what praise dan't you talking about? To your song? Anthony's song the Murder, the hits. Oh that'll be great. You don't come in your check for that, huh? Celo song, Celo song, Anthony Brown song Worse. Yeah? You know it is right because God saved me. He even having mass like I was in a car and they got shot up, but God saved me. I didn't somebody else got it? All right? MS is not gonna bring me down? Does he bring me through? Everything? That's right? Tierra, thank you so much. We appreciate your call. Let's go to line six and talk to read Out of Texas Hey, good morning, Good morning everyone, Good morning, Mr Harvey. They read hang on one second, hang on y'all to hey, j what we didn't do? What you know she was getting ready to do? We did. We didn't. After she's seen, Yes she was, but we were. And now Tim, we got another reason to be ignorant. And it's the new dude because y'all already got together and decided no, no, no no, because y'all already got together and decided he can't fire both of us. So y'all just tagged yes. So I got I gotta watch him and keep him slow. It's read see the thread all day. You nailed it that with confidence. Though you can't expect us to be serious and silly. We got to just stay in silly, all right. Read. The bottom line is it's a blessing the Mr Anthony for you to come on the show with Mr Harvey, and it's a blessing to be here. Thank you so much. Man. I really I just want you to know I just graduated from the two piece in the biscuit to a three piece in the district. What that means, sir, That just meanss Mo Meat, Mo, meet Mo Meat. On the stry show. All right, read thank you. Let's quickly go to line three and talk to Bodine out of Texas. I't water, Yeah, no, it ain't be one bodine in Texas, out of Dallas. Yeah, camp wisdom that what's up? Steve Vookoo ray Man, my man, they ever one bodine in the world that's black. What's your comment? Uh? Man, you guys are a great job. You know I love you. See I mean, man, you can't fix stupid. Hold on, hold on, get you right after this song? Something. All right, Let's let's go back to line three and talk to a Boudine. We have bodine holding. Thank you for holding bodine, my man, out of doubt. What's up? Man? Man? You know I got nothing to do but play golf on my way to vote this morning for Mr Actors, and I heard this CeeLo thing. Man, you can't fix stupid. Man. Sometimes we need to looking at that boy you have, Steve, that's why, that's why you innovate them. And this was a great decision that living in with the family and Dantony Brown. Just keep being ignorant, man, just and you can come to my eyes any time. Number two, the greatest show I think with being and I know you retired, Steve. You my boy, you jaw nephew told me and my boy was talking good saying about the DC Care blow it off the boom, off the boom. Number three, this is about you, man. We know Keith, Steve, boy, you're always talking. My god, you never forgot. I'm gonna function. A month ago with Richard Royn Tree, Mr Chef. He said, bo, you're always talking about Steve Man. You he running opens or something. He said, You guys were in Jamaica, Man and uh for a golf event and you went to see these kids at this soccer place. They're looking with Steve, the kids and you come back with trick littles and stuff for the kids. Many unbelievable for I am so proud of you, boy. I love you. And number three, I'm getting off the phone. Quart deal. I'm meeting with Toyo. Have your people to call me, Steve. Toyota just moved the headquarters a plane in the mirror plane was a person friend of mine. You need to be You need to add some letters in your garage. Man, So I'm doing business with you. Do it. People call me all you got you got this hotline, Um, bodin, just leave your information with Cat and we'll talk. Ain't no problem. I know that's what you do. Let make it happen. You know. Ain't nobody coming to get me right now? Everybody you know trying to go their own way making ignorant decisions. Man, when you said that, everybody said they're your friend when you went to meet Trump instead of need you what I'm saying, hey, man, at least this man is a rite when he got crazy. At least we've got somebody that does for the community, like Steve Harter can go ohead and talk to Trump saying he'll do it and get my numb because you know, I got a big damnaseball back talkball. You leave this corpor and you can get this. Thank you man. That's for show. Somebody. All right, we have time for one more quick one line seven. Let's go to Joanie out of Arizona. Well, hey Joan, Well, good morning, Steve Harvey and the family. I should have to stay. Good morning, and I appreciate an admire your open love for God, and more than that, you're open disdain and contempt for monkey. That's hilarious to me not know. Why can you talk about monkey number two? Welcome Anthony Brown to the most admitted I've heard in Anthony Brown, to show up and show out. I need to do the bumble beeing you're listening to. All right, last break of the day. It is the last break. It quite a day. We've learned some things on this show, and I'm like, go over just a couple of those things that all this show is taking a turn for the ignorant, and if it's what you like, our show will promise to be. Uh. It already was really the funniest morning show in the world. But the addition of this additional uh, I like how we put that level of stupid I resemble being calling the food. The addition of this additional resemble, what do we lad see? You know, it's just been a real interesting that adding this food to the show, and they're watching us try to make it all sink and work. We're gonna make it a great show for your folks. It already is, but it's just gonna be good neignorant and if you want to laugh, this is going to be the place. We'll still take phone calls. We're coming up game. But I have a real surprise coming up for you all later on than the year. You are going to get an opportunity to go go some places that you may not have thought you'd be able to get in in all of them in the United States. I'm gonna get you special entry to several very very special events that's coming up. There will be no show given away more prizes and trips than to Steve Harvey Morning Show like Open Up. It's gonna be a lot more prizes and trips for everybody. It's going to be much more ignorant. And j Anthony Brown, with this foolishness he does before we get out of him, I just think that he has to play this one more time. He murdered the Hits today And in case you missed it, Grandma's Hands by Bill with Its has been rewritten. It is now Cels hands and Celo is my man. I got number of dude, and so I want to just take myself out of this song. Harvey Cat, Let's go den my hands on demon hands, dem hands, Selos hands, bathing fingers, shot and stuff it. Selos hands, bloods his n shot his hand, see lose hand like his part to run the sole wrists, I say, who once up with their fingers broke. You're looking like a tidsero. How you hold a microphone? Sealos hands, Seelos hands all his fingers share one nuggle Seals hands. May just watch look biggest held. See lose hands make a six inch of look for the long I said, brother, I'm you're begging fan if you want my favorite jam Billa man just had to slam. See loose hands in the hands in hands, Seals hands shop the gloves and kids departments. Seels hands help him count ten real fast. See loose hand make white castles look like big match. They say he got ober Looper trades. It's about the size. Gradge read his pomber setting strage him and John McCain played Patty came. It might creeping me up, but I'm gonna ship. See loans hands in the hands in the hands up with this. I met you and I shook his hand out song couple. I gotta say this again. See what we love you? You know, love you man in fact? Before we go, can we do this? What could we give them? How about a big hand for Seelo you know, why not come on, clamp him up a big hand Hey, Steve, before we get out of here, you made in an announcement earlier. Perhaps some people missed it, but she talked about the big signing and all of that, the new contract. I think you should go over that again. Yeah, it's clear that a lot of people wandered the impression that I bought j Anthony brown On to take my place. We bought Anthony brown On to make the show greater. Oh, Jay and I have been friends since nineteen eighties six. Nineteen eighties six, I was over there. We stayed friends while I was over there. We really did. I had to talk. We were friends while he was on the other station. We talked all the time, mostly custing at each other, but it was talking. That's how we talked. It wasn't even positive. Yeah, we toured together. We had cold what was it code J may Day may day because it wasn't no cell phones back there. So we sent a message to each other's asked from seeing said may day, you need to find us quickly and in three days get ready to drive and meet somewhere so we can talk over what we're going through. And men, it's boy. And so he was brought on the show. He was brought on the show to make it greater because I signed a contract to stay with the show in additional five years. Just signed the deals. Release on it, letting you know about it. Uh, it's five years and I'm staying. I'm gonna be a part of this because what we're about to do, it's gonna give me five years of bliss, shield bliss. So congratulations. I'll let you know what's going on career wise as we moved the show forward. But it's a good one. Jay Anthony Brown is full time on The Steve Harvard Morning Show. Stupid go out to everybody over there cold. For all Steve Harvey contests, No purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. 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