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You think that, Uh hush, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harton got a radio show. Okay, today is simple. I want to tell you. I want to just talk to you about effort today. Just about effort. You know, it's it's it's it's a word that people use to describe sometimes trying. But what I found out about trying is trying is just a noble way of saying you didn't get it done. I tried when and then everybody go, well, he tried, that was the best. Well that's that's not exactly true though, that that's that's not exactly true. You are and I want to talk to you about that because I don't want you to be one of the people who just tried. See trying, I mean I gotta tell you to attempt something. You're gonna have to first try, but I want you to change your mindset from trying to getting it done. See, that's a big difference. I'm really more apt to listen to the person that says to me, I'm gonna get it done. I'm gonna try. What try does is it allows you to fail. It's the person that has the mindset that I'm gonna get it done. It's the person who changes the complexion of things. I'm gonna get it done. It's very different than I'm gonna try.
You know.
Look, man, I know this sounds a little harsh, but you gotta stop feeding yourself these little old wise sayings that ain't It was a valiant trial. Hey man, you talk to anybody that took second place in the super Bowl and see how they feel about their valiant try. The only way to gain God's real blessings is you have to try something. Stevee backpeddling, Now, listen to me close. You have to put forth an effort to allow God to put his finger on something to bless on your behalf. You must start to attempt now insaying getting it done, and I'm gonna try. That's a different of two different faiths to me that I'm just talking about me. Now, you may be different, so I can't say this about you, but I can say this about me. If I say I'm gonna get it done, I have a lot of faith in it. I am going to get it done because I just don't see failure as an option. A lot of times now if somebody says to me, like the Olympic team invited me out to curl one day, which is throw these stones on the ice, if you're not familiar with this very simple thing, and so I said, man, I'd like to give that a try. I went in full well knowing I may not come away from this little curling lesson as a person who could make the Olympic team. I just wanted to try it because I thought it looked cool and always wanted to get it done. Well. I failed twice. I threw a stone completely into the other lane. I lost that little ice shoe it shot out under me. But you know what, I kept trying though. I kept trying until I got four of them stones in that circle right where I aim. But now had I given up? After I failed? After I threw that stone in the other lane after I shot my shoe down all the way to the bottom side, the little ice shoe they give you. I never did it, but because I was trying, something got me together a little bit because of my effort, and it caused me not to fall the next time, not to throw it in the other lane, not to shoot my shoe to the back of the wall. All of a sudden, my trying became something. Now had I stayed out there and it wasn't so cold, and I went back week after week after week after week, I promise you I could get it done. I could at least know how to compete in a game of curling. Might not be the best. I might not win the championship, but I could have got it done to the point where I could have competed in a game of curling. So sometimes if you're scared to say I'm gonna get it done, just go out there and get started. You know, learn from every attempt that you make. See, don't quit writing yourself off as a failure every time. So don't go right. And when I fail on that ice, I could have said, man, I can't curl, but hold up, man, I'm watching four other women out here curl, four of the dudes out here, curl the little kids out here curling. Hold up, Pardner, You know, man, So I learned when I threw that stone on the other ice, when I failed, when when my shoe shot off, I learned from every attempt a little bit more about it. And then I said to myself one point in time, man, I'm gonna get this stone in that circle. I'm gonna get this stone in this circle. And guess what I got it done. Now what you're saying to me, Steve, I'm saying to you that you gotta get started. That you got to put forth an effort. Give God something to bless. Oh God, bless me, Oh God, bless me. Bless you? What? Bless you? Where? Bless you?
How?
Stop basing your results on what you're thinking. You gotta think higher. You get God in your life, man, He allows you to think bigger, better more. I was sitting up in my debt. I came up with a plan to get out of debt in five years. I came up with this plan right, I was sitting up and I was tripping on it. Now. I said, wait a minute, man, hold up, This is what I came up with. I said, God created heaven in earth, all of it, the mountains, the sky, the valleys, the oceans, trees, the birds, the Indian Ocean, all of it, made all of it in six days, and then he rested on the seven. So why am I taking to God the five year plan? If he can create heaven and earth in six days, why am I walking in there talking about help me in five years? How is it gonna take God five years to getting me out of debt? And he made heaven and earth in six days? Math Hell, man, I ain't that big. You ain't that big. You ain't in that much trouble. I ain't in that much trouble. See, God got a way of showing you some things, man, but it's gonna take some faith, and faith gonna take some effort on your part. Man, get out and do something. Man, you God bless you a little bit, and he give you a little bit more courage. And then all them attempts you making is gonna and all this Oh, I'll try you know what that turned into. I'm gonna get it done. And at the end of the day, that's what you have to do, because trying to pay your rent and not paying your rent is two different things. You can you can try to play your pay your rent, or you can get it done. Now how long you think you gonna stay in that house trying? You got to go with the mindset of getting it done. And if you can put some stuff out there and give God a chance to put his finger on and bless it for you the most stuff he can do for you, quit looking around at what everybody else got and gonna get some of it for yourself. Okay, all right.
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Shall, ladies and gentlemen, you know what, the time has come to give thanks ananna to Almighty God again for doing what he does like nobody else can. He made another day and he allowed us to be in it. Man, man, oh man, oh man.
You know.
Look, I know sometimes you're in as close to God as you should be. I fall short oftentimes in that department. I know sometimes you forget to show gratitude. I forget that too. Sometimes Sometimes I get caught up, get up in the morning, get a little bit busy like I did today. But I'm gonna stop right now. Say hold up, Steve Harvey in front of all my listeners. Thank you God. I show appreciate it. Man, it wasn't for you. I don't know what I do. At least I got somebody and take all my troubles too. Had an interesting day yesterday, but I've survived that too, Ladies and gentlemen. This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi, Monica Junior and the legend Nephew Tommy Jr. What's on your mind today?
Well?
More thing, more than everybody or you know. What's a funny man?
How we be so focused on pushing our planing through if it ain't working, Ain't it okay to throw that plan out? And let's say, hey man, let me try something out, let me ask out what we really should be doing.
Well, I'll be trying to force a plan.
You gotta be careful now. You got to be careful because sometimes you can give up too early. You gotta be careful. Now. Here's what I try to do. I try to make sure that the plan I have is in alignment with God's plan. Now that's hard to do sometimes because we as people, we want what we want, and sometimes we want what we want without checking with the Creator, which oftentimes happens to all of us, myself included. So what I try to do is when I get with moments like this, before I give up on anything, I go to God about it, and usually I have to turn around to keep going. So you got to be careful about quitting, because that's what happens to most people. They give up a little bit too soon. Yeah, it always looked like it ain't gonna work. I got about three things happening right now that started off very promising and all of a sudden with dog. But I can't give up. You know, I can't give up because you never know what the turn gonna be. You see what I'm saying. Yep, Well where you at now? I mean what was well? You know I'm not saying I'm gonna give up.
Ain't I gave up?
Yeah? Yeah, I mean now that you said that, Yeah, what like we could continue going with the playing. It's right.
It do feel like sometimes you do give up early, Like you do feel like, hey, man, I don't know what I was thinking, Or you listen to somebody to say you like, man.
You show that's the right way.
There's a stanza in a poem called don't quit. The Stanza says often the struggler has given up when he might have captured the victor's cup, and he learns too late, when the night came down how close he was to the golden crown. Success is failure turned inside out. It's your silver tent of your clouds of doubt, and you never can tell how close you are. It may be near when it seems so far, so stick to the fight when your heart is hit. It's when things seem worse that you mustn't quit. Yeah, I learned that poem at nineteen. The whole poem is really really almost scripture almost.
Yeah, all right, thank you, Stephen Junior're coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour. We will hear from the nephew as he runs a rank back right after this. You're listening hardy Morning show.
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And if you is here to run that prank back? What you got for his nest?
You sent my wife pictures? And I'm almost certain iss you. I'm sry, I'm almost certain issue and you know what you said? Yes it got It's got real serious up in here. Cat dog, if you would you sent my wife for pictures, now speak the trouble. Hey man, you've been sending pictures of are your damn stomach?
To my wife?
Phone?
Hey man?
Have y'all been sending pictures of your muscles on your stomach to my wife phone?
This fish right here? This fish man?
My name is Fisher, but they call me fish. What I want to know from you? Have you been sending pictures of your stomach to my wife?
Phone?
Man? I don't know, dad, you're talking about plate boy? Don't calling me with just about am I? If I am sting pictures, ain't none of yours?
It is my business. That's my wife.
Then you say this, you do it? You must ain't got You must ain't ripped up like me or something you worried about it sending fishes because hey, man, get you some bitiness. I'm coming.
I got some business. My business is my wife. Man, And if you said it, let me tell you something.
I'm gonna tell you right now. I want to find you.
If the same muscles that's on her phone is up underneath your shape, I'm whooping your.
I ain't hard to find, play boy, you can find me. And if I am sitting to your wife, she must like it.
Plate boy, Hey man, he let me tell you no, you been disrespectful is what you're doing.
You understand you've been.
You've been a little calling me on the on with this. You better check somebody else about this here, for I had your wife rusting on my stomach.
Hey man, who you hey?
See?
Who you calling up?
Man?
Who do you think you are? Hey?
Hey?
Who you think you talk? Let me tell you something?
Okay?
Tell us take time my phone about a picture that's because them?
If I find out them your muscle on my what what?
I just let you found my phone number, so I guess you can find me. Oh boy, hein you know how about this? Here?
Where are you?
Let's get I'm hey, ask your wife where I'm at. Where she at?
My wife is at work right now.
If you you think so, how you think she got on? Boy?
Hey man, I tell you what when I find when I find you a little disrespectful.
As your wife where I'm at? Yeah, that was the new boy.
Open.
Oh, it's security. You must not be ripped up like me.
Hey man, Hey, hey, hey, I got I got muscles on my stomach.
Right now to get these get this summer right for your wife.
Hey man, let me tell you something. Man, that's all right, that's all right. How about this here?
I know who your wife feels now, that's all right.
I know who she here too.
Okay, Well, that's all right, and I'll be calling her. I'm calling her, letting her know what's going on.
Take this out. She liked my summer too? Yeah, yeah, you like that?
No, No, I'll tell you what. I tell you what. She gonna like it.
When I get to hugle, I'm gonna let your wife know what's going on round here.
Say, man, you don't know nothing about my wife. Me, my wife and your wife might be rubbing together home white. You don't know nothing about my business.
Ain't man, you ain't finna be disrespectful to me.
Man.
I done told you.
Once see come see me on what I will see you.
I already asked you once. Where are you?
I'm gonna raise up my shirt so you can see this ripped up six pact that's your wife like yeah, all right.
Okay, okay, it's just a matter of time.
Then you better go check your wife and don't be calling across man.
Okay, Yeah, Well, I tell you what. I'm gonna call a Yanna. That's that's what I'm going to call a Yana. Baby say yeah, yeah and slows you down. Night.
Yeah, I'm calling your wife calling here.
We can get it on the freeway and then and then I call your wife and get on my way.
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna tell you this here right now.
What I need is tell me whatever you want to tell me. Play.
I'm telling you right now, pump, where you at?
How much fuller? Going home? Boy? That's where I'm at. Now, you got my wife name? I want to know your name. They called your fish or chicken or where they call you. You can meet me wherever you want to on boy, and we can say this ain't no.
Fi steel to me.
I deal with punk like you every day.
Okay, okay, not a problem, not a problem. I'll be right.
How long you gonna be that, I'm gonna be that to your pump? Get it up?
Okay, Look, I want you to take my name down so you'll know who you're waiting on.
You got your uh you said your name was kicking or something like.
Do you have a pin?
I don't need no pi?
Punk? Okay? Do you want to know who this is?
Are you gonna tell me who you was? Homeboy?
I ain't told you my full name, chump.
I don't need to know your name. You got my number of calling me about a tattoo of stomach or something.
It's muscles, its muscles of your stomach on my wife?
Thum?
How many sit ups do you be doing?
Did you look at the other pictures?
What other? Well?
Okay, hey, hey man, hey man, I'm not finna be playing with you a boy. My wife now, I ain't playble to I'm play with your why okay, Okay, I'm gonna tell you something about your wife.
I'm gonna tell you something about your wife that you don't know.
If I don't know it, don't nobody else know it.
Oh, I know it.
Me and her know it when I just got off the phone with her. You want to know you want me tell you what your wife told me?
Man, say what you have to say.
I'm gonna say this right here.
I'm gonna say this punk This his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife are y'all no, got me the prank phone? Your ignorant man? How stupid are you? Hello this nephew Tommy, man from the Steve Abby Morning Show.
Your wife got me the prank phone call?
You do you? Damn you? You are more ignorant than't me?
Say this?
Yeah?
Boy, got so.
Hey trouble.
I got to ask you this man, answer this question for me? What is what is the baddest that I mean, the baddest radio show in the last the only one with nephew one.
Imagine, boy, I'll tell you that.
Oh man, a trail man. You be easy, man, go light on the y'all all.
Right, I'm a shore. We will tell Steve harm I say.
Let's put this idea. Don't try this at home? Okay, don't do that. Don't be saying nobody to wire. Some pictures, don't don't don't do that. Don't you go get yourself hurt. You're gonna get yourself hurt. What you want to do, what you want to do, I can call it allow what you want?
All right, nev. Coming up next, it is ask the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. Hey, this is your girl, Shirley Strawberry. And according to research, a major challenge that many employers face is the pressure to hire fast. Well, if you're an employer who can relate, zip recruiter has figured out how to solve this very problem. It's smart technology finds qualified candidates quickly. Zip recruiter is the hiring site employers prefer the most. Based on G two. You can invite top candidates for your job to apply. Go to ZipRecruiter dot com slash strawberry to try it for free. That ZipRecruiter dot com slash strawberry. Coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news, well, the price of eggs and other groceries listen carefully, will be going up. Okay, you heard this is all despite the predictions of the new administration. All right, we'll get into that. And doctor Phil has joined ICE to arrest alleged immigrants that pose a threat to America. We'll get into all these stories at the top of the hour, but right now it is time to ask the CLO our chief love Officer, Steve Harvey. Here we go and Noel and Danberry says, I met my husband when I was just nineteen, and he when he was nineteen and I was twenty eight. We've been married for four years. His mom just found out about our age gap, and she said I should have told her my age before I got with her son. Was I supposed to check and ask for her permission or what?
No? Nope, nope, and her boy, her son didn't tell her that either. Yeah, well, I mean, what was you gonna do?
Check her?
Stop her? They've been married four years now. You should have told me so I could, so you could have what stop? The marriage has been going on for four years. They might be happy. I'll tell you what though, Mamma, it was what nothing you could do. She was putting that twenty eight year old thing together, and you know, and and and parking it and putting it. That boy right there, he had no choice. He had to marry her. He asked her to marry her the first night they slept together. Oh yeah, I want this the rest of my life. I want to marry you.
All right. Moving on to Katrice and Jothan, Katrice writes, to my associate's husband DMed me for a year, means and telling me I'm beautiful. I blocked him finally, and I jokingly told his wife to keep an eye on him. She said it was cool because I'd never be his type. Should I show her.
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See. First of all, you didn't jokingly tell his wife nothing, ha ha ha ha he hell see, see you didn't jokingly tell his wife nothing. Yeah. Yeah. Then his wife said, you ain't gonna worry about that. You wouldn't even be his type. No way. That was a slap in your face. Nah, you want to slap her back. See. Ain't neither one of y'all need to be talking to each other? Yeah, neither one of y'all. Yeah, but you was jokingly, you know, maybe she jokingly told you. Maybe she was joking too, how she laugh?
Yeah? Moving on to Pony.
You're still chuckling over there.
Moving on to Pony and Durham, Uh, Pony writes, I drink the expensive stuff.
First of all, First of all, let me, ain't nobody named pony. Ain't nobody nicknamed pony. I've been alive a long time. I ain't never called nobody pony.
Well, this one is pony pony, And Durham says, is pony a girl?
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no no, pony is a guy, pony A pony is a guy. Yeah, pony is a guy. Yeah, like Philip, that's Tony is his name. I drink the expensive stuff, and so does my girl. That's what he writes. She has a habit of inviting her friends over to drink our top shelf bourbon that they can't afford. So I locked the liquor cabinet. She said, it's her liquor too. If that is the case, should I make her buy it?
It is her liquor too, And you know you don't want to share your little top shelf. But how much it costs? Tell this?
Let's just say a good one, A good a good real bottle by too something.
What's what's what's the top shelf bourbon? What is that Woodford? But what's the one with that horse on it?
Uh?
Blinded? The one with the horse on it? Yeah, you've seen it before. That's all that's like coming like in like three D in the bottle. Yeah, yeah, the horse head, I don't know, Junior, he don't know. He can't dreade. He drans here crisis so he can't. I know he can't drink what No, I take that. I take that bat My bad, wrong person.
Sorry, okay, anyway, give ponies some advice.
I don't know what the tail pony may. Man, it's her bourbon too. You done locked it up. You don't want to give it. Hey, look man, here's what you do. Friends by two different bourbons, one for you and your girl and one for company. And that's all you do. Yeah, and now y'all want this is out when the company come over, the other one going up under.
Okay, all right, makers.
Marketed they need to, No makers. That's what the red that ain't buy nothing. I don't even drink blanting blanterns. Yeah drink, I know, I don't, but I just I just wanted to, you.
Know, getting some mess.
No really, you know, but if I drink, I'm gonna drink top chef. I'm not gonna drink nothing. You know, your head just dying and it because.
No that's not his issue. Well, let the friends come over and drink.
He should buy two different bottles. You got company bourbon and y'all bourbon if they want to keep coming over and drink some of this. Uh you know boone farm did. That's what we.
Drink, said the non drinker booth.
Yeah, that'll stop him from coming. Right. There were out of bourbon, but we got this wine in the box. What y'all want to do? What's the next with shaw? All?
Right?
Last one? Anit and dearborn. Anita writes, my husband things that's arguing is a sign of a healthy marriage. I hate arguing. To protect my peace, I wear air pods and listen to news when he's upset. I love this, he said, I need to pay attention to him when he's angry. Do I have to listen to him?
Not really? I mean, look, men, men have a device in our head that we have our built in ear parts. When y'all talking, we know how to shut y'all out and don't hear nothing. Don't hear nothing. And I'm gonna tell you what's really a waste of time for you to be talking to me in a serious discussion about something I don't want to hear over the phone. Are you wasting your time? I set the phone.
Down and walk away.
No, I'll walk away. I leave it there. I just leave you back the keep watching TV.
Yeah yeah, yeah, and then just periodically pick it up and go uh huh No.
I don't even pick it up. Just yeap, yeah, I see it. Yeah, I see where you're going. Yeah. I said, I know, I show concern, you know, but I really I know what you said. You said it thirteen times. Hell, I got it, and that's your problem. Y'all. Keep repeating stuff. Make sure we got it. We got it, We will do it. No, damn wait, we got it.
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news where you thank you Colo. Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, in an interview on CBS Has Faced the Nation that aired Sunday, our new Vice President JD. Van said that grocery prices will come down at some point. Van said. Van said, quote, prices are going to come down, but it's going to take a little bit of time. The president has been president for all of five days. I think that in those five days, he's accomplished more than Joe Biden did in four years. Well, we all know both of those statements are false. According to the US Department of Agriculture, egg prices are takes it to increase about twenty percent this year because of the recent outbreak of the bird flew. Also, there will be an increase in the cost of beef, coffee, and orange juice in the near future.
All that and everything. We yeah, yeah, we do.
We do better go into a farm and picking these eggs and saving them.
Is that gonna cut it back? Lipping? Yeah, that will till me now now, yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll work time me. Now, what what farm you going to? I don't know where, No farm, man, I just ta.
Oh, you're just humoring him.
Do we need to go to flood and pick these oranges to get this juice? I mean, how can we vote for Trump?
Exactly?
That's vote Trump, Latinos for Trump, blocks for Trump. Now he picking up Latinos and they killing all DEI programs. I don't understand, man, because I kept I kept asking though doing the election process, if you are black for Trump, and I'm gonna allow you to be that. I opened up the phone line four times please call in and tell me how Trump is for blacks, so I can understand blacks for Trump, I'm for anybody that's for me. See, that's why he parted those That's why he pardoned everybody on January sixth, because they was for him. That resurrection was fighting what he said. Yet whatever, well yourrections right, get your direction right. I know one thing, if it had been black people climbing up over that wall, it would have been a massacre down in there. But you let all of them out because they was for Trump. It was more Trump flags than it was American flags on that and he knew they were down now on behalf of him. That's why he pardoned them. So let's get back to what I was saying. If you are a black for Trump, just show me how Trump is for blacks. The only thing I saw him do for blacks was he put that preacher on at the inauguration and if you look at his face behind the preacher, he couldn't believe him. And Sammy was out there just giving it to him. And you know what, you know what, man, if he would have just recited the speech on the Washington Monument that I have a dream speech if he had just repeated it, it would have been a lot more effective. But his acting out of it, that the dramatization of it, the buffoonery of it. I was just sitting there going, Yo, I'm a man. Where you going? Because if you would have done that rendition in front of any black people, they would have told you, hey, man, what are you going with this?
Hire?
Because first of all, you can't do it better than Doctor King did it. I mean, you know, if you do that speech, come on, man, and you're trying to add to what was one of the greatest speeches of all time, Come on bro.
Yeah, all right, Well, grocery prices are going up anyway. Moving on to doctor Phil, Doctor Phil. Doctor Phil has joined in with Tom Homan, who of course is Donald Trump's only appointed borders are with ICE, that's Immigration and Customs Enforcement to round up and arrest people in Chicago that are allegedly dangerous illegal immigrants. On his ex account, doctor Phil posted quote just in the first arrest in Chicago with Tom Holman was a convicted sex offender and internet predator from Thailand. Under the caption is a video of a male alleged sex offender who is handcuffed as Doctor Phil and Tom Homan stand beside him. Doctor Phil repeatedly asked the man if he has ever been deported, and the guy says no and says he needs to talk to his attorney. Doctor Phil is live streaming these arrests for his network. That's why he's so involved.
With friend Fields. Get his ass. You're gonna run up on somebody there, ain't gonna be I don't even know why he in that though. That what we do his network, and I got a radio show.
I don't care about doctor Phils long as my uncle ain't got his ass there with.
I'm no, I'm not going not picking up nobody. Welcome to America here, Well, we ain't even want to come over here, so don't ask us about no papers or nothing.
We mad.
We're not the immigrants. Let's get clarity on what.
Man we will all bought over against our will. Now we didn't just try to make the best of the tree. And y'all already getting rid of DEI programs and everything else. Clearly you don't want us to have nothing. Whatever we had, you want to take you know, my father told no, I can't repeat that on Redia if it was my last day. I'll tell you something my father told me. But you know, I mean it also been blends into where I'm from. You know, people don't understand I grew up in segregation. Yeah, I saw colored under water fountains, colored rest I saw that. So you know, it's kind of hard to wipe that out your head when you were a kid. They don't have it, no mobile. They try to make America great again.
Yeah, we'll keep your posted. Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour tax season is upon us. It kicked off officially. We will get some tax filing tips from the one and only Steve Harvey. Right after this you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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The Internal Revenue Service the IRS began accepting and processing twenty twenty four tax returns on Monday the twenty seven. The deadline to file your taxes is April fifteenth, as it is every year. Yeah, so Steve a subject you're well aware of. Can you share a few tax filing tips with on?
First of all, just ask me questions because I ain't got but one tip. Ask me whatever you want to ask me about it?
All right? So when the W two forms come, how soon? How quickly should you fill them out and return them?
I would suggest immediately if you are expecting a return, Okay, So I would say immediately. No, but only people wait the eight fifteenth. If people are, oh, why would I pay you early?
Well, when you owe the IRS, do you have to pay the whole amount at one time? Or can you ask for installment plans?
You can get an extallment plan and you don't have to file on April fifteenth. You can get an extension to October first. But the penalties that you are going to pay is going to be substantial, okay, And any payment plan they get you will have interest penalties attached to it. You are going to pay more if you don't pay on time, what's the most art and claim without getting in trouble. Now off into some stuff. Now you need to look at seven people. You can you know without it explaining stuff with just seven people?
Well, okay, can I claim my kids and they're grown and everything? Can I complaim my daughter.
In certain ways? You can, you know, like if they Indeliza or something, you know, but if they got pictures of her walking around shopping and stuff, you probably don't have bual do.
The worst.
But I think if she if you can get some pictures of her in the bed and you can make it look she'd have lost a lot of weight, Yeah, and put some eats on the make it look like she flat.
Then you know, all right, Okay, what about that's a go ahead call? Okay, what about working from home?
Yeah, everywhere you go as an office. Your bathroom is an office. If you make a phone call in there, if you down there where the pool table, like, that's office. Just take a note pad in down at the carny garage. That's how off the whole damn house is Offor if you open up that refrigerator, leave a notebook in there, get it out. That's the damn office. What else anybody else? Tax?
Mary?
If you're married, can you file together or separately? What's best?
You need to file together, get as much as you can. If you got any grandkids that you done gave a damn quarter two d ass is a dependent?
All right, thank you for those irs. Tips.
We'll be over more I got. I'll give them to you all year, loan all right.
All right, coming up with thirty four minutes after the hour. Cam Newton got a few side eyes after his interview with Royce Reid, Dwight Howard's X. We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. On a recent episode of Cam Newton's Funky Friday Show, Cam interviewed Royce Reid. We all know her as the ex girlfriend of former NBA player Dwight Howard. Dwight Howard and Royce Reid have fought publicly and social media for years now, and now she's resurfacing, seemingly because Howard has a new fiance. In the interview, Cam pressed reed to talk about Howard's sexual preference, specifically asking Reid if Dwight is attracted to men. Red alleged that she watched Howard take psychedelic drugs with other men before engaging in intimate encounters with the men. But the chakra was not what Reed said. What Reid said, it was the fact that Cam had pressed her for that information. Cam caught some backlash for prying into another man's sex life, and many commoner commenters said that Cam violated man code. So is this the thing now to go for the shock value, you know, the shock value, get ratings on podcasts and all.
These Well, I think that's what everybody is doing. You know, it's a lot of valuables that's doing that shock value, you know, and there's people try to get it. You know, you look at and I don' won't say no names, but you know, you look at some people that do podcasts. They have somebody on that that say it's controversial, They get one of the highest ratings of all time, and then right after that bring on another super controversial person. Yeah, because I think that they got it addicted. So like now, I think the love of clicks and likes, it's more valuable than man code. It's more valuable than friendship and honor. You know, I give you an example. We have a radio show here, we have a real platform. Yeah, if you come on my show and you talk about any one of my friends that I'm friendly with, if you say something about Kevin Jay or Said or d l or Tyler Perry, somebody I'm cool with, dog I'm gonna shut you down. I'm gonna shut you down because you're not coming on here and dogging out somebody that I consider myself cool with. I'm not gonna give you that platform. That's the cold I live by. I have discovered that there are a lot of people who don't live by that cold. You can go on they show and they appear to be friendly, you can exchange numbers with them, they can call you for help, you give it to them, and then they turn around right behind your back and put somebody on their show and allow them to talk about you and lie and it ain't no check that right. There is the society we live in today.
There is a saying fame is the new drug, regardless over.
Anything, and the cost and expense doesn't matter anymore. Go ahead, if you're broken up. If you're a couple that's broken up, y'all not together no more. What's what's the purpose of getting out there? And at your dirty line. If it's over, it's over. What why does the.
Whole world have to bring a child together?
So that's even worse. You good here talking about your man who is somebody's father, your son's father, and you got a son and you're saying this about his daddy. Yeah, that's foul on so many levels.
I think it was horrible for him to ask her that, for him to cry, and for her to come out and say that about this.
Well, you know, look like.
Like you said the story though.
They have been beating on the media in public for a very long time, and she's been throwing out stuff, he's been saying stuff, So it's been ugly. But at some point when y'all gonna grow up and understand that y'all share a child together and stop this.
This And you know, look like I'm a fan of Cam cam Newton's I really am. I think it's a good brother because I defended I defend him well to other people when when Jason Whitlock attacks him, or when Jason Whitlock attacks Dion Sanders. Uh, you know, I defend it, But you're not like I wouldn't have a Jason Whitlock come on this show and talk about Cam or Dion. You're just not gonna do it because I'm cool with them, not my Prime, you know, because Cam has come to the camp for me a couple of times, spoke to the boys. No charge, Prime is a friend of mine. We go back. I just I'm that dude. I'm not gonna be that way man. Not on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We're not doing it.
No, not here, no all right?
Uh.
Coming up next it is the Nephew and Today's Prank Phone Call. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my Strawberry letter for today. The subject is is sharing a man better than being single? You gotta ask that. Okay, we'll get into it and find out what that's all about. But right now, Yeah, it's time for the Nephew and Today's Prank Phone Call.
What you got for us, new, Well, we headed to the cemetery, Shirley, that's where we're going. Well, we got a problem down there at the cemetery. You gave wrong directions to my sister's grade. You gave wrong directions to my sister's grade. We had the wrong grade, praying over the wrong person, lowering the wrong person into the graund everybody there, the ten is up. We all sitting up under the tent. We had the wrong grade. Good Goutamn, Well is my sister all right? You get wrong direction to my sisters? Greg cat dog, if you would, yes, these things, These things do happen, people, These things do happen.
Thank you for calling.
My name is Fredrick Stemming down there, Tamera, let me see she's in the office.
One moment, please, thank you.
Just don't you don't make sense for all to go out there like we did it and they're running into these type of problems that don't have Hello, Hello, listen, my name is Fredrick Stimmens.
Okay.
Now my sister's system is buried out there.
Okay, And we come out there last.
Week on Monday to come out there and pray over the space.
Was now you as the one that told us that it was a few spaces away from the masoleum. Now we got out there and prayed over my sister friends of this barrel and find out that we were in the wrong space.
They say you was the one that told it to us.
So I don't even know what you're talking about.
You was the one that told us that myselfing from I.
Don't give out spaces. I'm in the administrative office.
I don't know why you're worked out. I don't know as you was the one that told us this, No I did, Yes, you're dead. You was the one that my grandbaby said that she talked to the woman named Tampa. And you had us out there standing over something white man's about.
It and what out a councerort. So I can't tell you where space is. So your granddor to last to you.
Ain't nobody knowed man.
You had us out there in the wrong space.
I couldn't have had you in the wrong space because I don't even know the semeterary.
You know what.
I'm gonna send my grand baby up there to talk to you.
Okay, I'll be here to five.
You're very mischievs.
You know that I'll be here at five o'clock. You have a good day, No, you don't.
You hang up this phone on me.
You have a good day.
No, I'm not gonna have a good day. You had me praying over the president's about it.
That was the wrong what And we're sitting there praying over there white man's body?
That what right?
Hello, I'm listening to you. You don't have an apology or nothing, because I know I didn't tell your granddaughter where a faith was?
Then what did you tell him?
I don't even know who your granddaughter is.
What you mean the Stamens family, We.
Would not that.
I don't know who the Simons family is.
Now Simon, that's demens des.
I don't know a Simon's family. That's what I'm telling you. I'm not a counselor. I don't even deal with family.
Hen what I need you to do? Can you go out there and pray over myself about it?
I don't know where your sister is very supposed to have been.
Six faith is away from the mother limb.
I don't are there any faces?
Yes?
Where is it?
Where is it?
At section two?
We was in section two, but there was some white man we was that That wasn't my s Okay.
I don't even know who your sister Francis is. I do not even know where section two is. Whoever came into the cemetery and said that they spoke to me, They probably did speak to me, and I probably got the information from a counselor. But I never told them exactly where the spot was. So if they were out there praying over your sister and they were in the wrong spot, that's not my problem. Praying over some white man, that's not my problem, sir.
If the wrong spot, if you gain the wrong information, it is I don't.
Give the wrong information. Tell them, yes, she's in section two. That did not physically go out there and point to the spot to tell them to pray over that spot.
Let me explain what I'm trying to stop from happening.
If my people come out there, there's gonna be some nobody getting married, and I don't want nobody to get hurt.
I mean, your family can come up here. It's not gonna be no more bodies being buried that. What they can do is come up here, right and we can conversate about this. But it's not going to be an ug world here.
I want you to go out there and you pray over friends of the body.
I'm not going on to pray over nobody, these bodies. It's not famly member. I didn't tell them the wrong information.
Do you love the Lord?
I dearly do?
Then you ought to have some sympathy. I want you to bow your head right now.
No, I'm going to end this conversation because all the work to do. Now they come in and talk to me. I will be here until five o'clock.
Can I say one more thingful?
You go say one more thing and I'm the car.
Okay, this Nephew tom Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got prank.
You are crazy.
Your sister to me could set.
You up purpose and you just got it.
Baby from nephew Tommy, Why are you standing your ground? This guy wasn't praying over the wrong body. That don't mean nothing.
I ain't all right.
Check it out. You got to tell me one thing. What's the baddest radio show in the land?
What's cute?
And now you have it.
I encourage all of y'all to get out there and find out where you're gonna be buried at No way it's gonna be. Let people know exactly where it is in the cemetery.
These things you need to know.
You want to know this. You want to know this. You don't have these these problems like this. You know what you need.
No way you're gonna be buried there. Calling know that you leave here, Know what tree it is? What plots you next to? Know what's going on? You lad?
You need to know.
I'm between these two people.
That's that's uh.
That's brother Marcus over here on my left, all right, And that is Marcus's wife, sister Brenda.
That's that's the two. I'm right there by them. Got to know where you're gonna be got.
With you.
Because you know, somebody go out there. You be talking to the grave like we miss you and all the type of stuff. But that ain't the grave you're supposed to be at. That's the wrong person. You've been talking to you.
At the wrong one, and you standing on somebody else? Who is you standing on? You got you got to pay attention. I got to pay it.
I appreciate that time bit of information that you need.
Enough about that, all right, No graves going on February the eighth, All right, this is all fun right here. February the eighth, the nephew will be at Memphis to the see that's great Sland sound stage, great Sland sound slads right out there. Well y'all come on out and take a look, nephews, kevil to tell all right, Uh, Graceland soundstage. That is the that's the weekend of the Big Game. So Saturday night is a nephew in Memphis, Tenna say all right, they ain't been there for a minute in a while. Ain't in Memphis. It really has Memphis. What's been going on down there? Peabody's still there? Mayfferent barbecue got by five six different barbecue spies down there. That's still jumping? Is them ducks still crossing the street down there?
That still happened.
We was up there the Peabody last week, and you're telling me for Saint ju if I tell you them ducks live better than people at the Peabody very well.
Every fact they got a whole show. Yeah, I know it. I know it, And you better not do nothing on them ducks.
Coming up next, it is the Strawberry Letter. The subject is you get a load of this subject that's sharing a man better than being single. We will delve into this one right after this.
No, there ain't no duck saying what you eat? Hi.
This is Shirley Strawberry. And I don't know if you know this, but I love my job. I love working with Steve and Tommy and Junior and Carla and Monica and Dave. Of course I love all those guys. We have a great time at work every day. Well, if you're a business owner and you want to hire experienced employees who love what they do too, where do you find them? Could be a question you had. Well, Zip recruiter is the answer. Zip recruiters technology shows your job to qualified candidates immediately, and ZipRecruiter smart technology finds top talent fast. Go to ZipRecruiter dot com slash strawberry to try it for free. That ZipRecruiter dot com slash strawberry. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, and it's time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, works, sex, parenting, and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to STEVEARVIFM dot com by clicking submit Strawberry Letter, we could be reading your letter live on the air, just like we're gonna read this one right here, right now, And you never know, it could beat yours.
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Thank you, nephew. Subjects is sharing a man. Listen to the subject now. Is sharing a man better than being single.
We're gonna ask tom We're gonna ask Tommy not to say nothing, Tommy whole damn letter. I'm gonna try. No, it's gonna be hard. Yeah, it's gonna see if you can go ahead, shut.
All right, Thank you, Steve. Dear Stephen Shirley. I had an extramarital affair with a man for nine years, and it was the most significant relationship that I have ever had. It lasted from the time I was thirty until I was thirty nine, although he was married. We vacationed together and he treated me well. We also spent Christmas and New Year's Eaves together. Every year. I would fly in first, and then his wife and family would come a day or two later. They would come in a day or two later, just so we could have our time and space to be together. He and I are both athletes, and we enjoyed working out and watching sports together. But I got tired of being number two in his life, so I ended the relationship five years ago. We remain friends and occasionally we meet up for coffee or lunch. I have to try to keep my feelings in check when I see him, because I do still love him. Recently, he told me that he misses the time that he and I spent together, and he said he needs me back in his life. He has asked me to be his second wife in a polygamous marriage, which is allowed here in South Africa. This is the third time he's asked me. The first two times I was younger and I thought I would meet a man and start a family of my own. Now that I am older and I can no longer have children, I am considering his proposal. Steven Shirley, this is the greatest man I've ever known and the only man I've ever loved. I don't think I can find this type of connection with anyone else. So I ask you, is it better for me to share him with his first wife or wait for love of my own and remain single for now? Okay? I mean the obvious question to say, we have asked you not to say anything. I told you yes. I mean, obviously you have questions about all of this, or you wouldn't be writing Steve and I first. Why would you consciously choose to be second? That's not how a person really thinks, especially a person in their right mind. You will never be first, if you already are settling for second, and he has no incentive to do anything other than what he's doing. He wants his cake and he wants to eat it too. In other words, he's not leaving his wife, but he still wants you. He's asked you to be his second wife because you are considering and allowing it. I just say, don't do this to yourself. I mean, what about you. You've been with him when you were thirty till thirty nine. You want nine more years to go by in your life being with this man and having no man of your own?
What do you want?
What about you?
I know you want a man of your own. You want Christmas Day right instead of Christmas Eve? Don't you think you deserve that? I mean anything else should be unacceptable to you. You've got to get out of this place you're in. There are other good men out there. You said this is the best man you've ever known. He was cheating on his wife. That doesn't make him a good man. Put yourself first instead of loving him and being so sprung on him. You got to love yourself.
You got to choose you.
You got to get your self esteem, your self confidence up. Stop thinking like one of these, like a desperate woman. There's no you would be thinking about being his number two if you were your own self number one. You understand what I'm saying. You got to start today remembering and realizing who you really are. Tell this married man to kick rocks, work on yourself. Okay, this is not the man for you, Steve.
I have so many questions in this letter, and I travel, so let's start. I'm in an extra marital fair with a man for nine years, and it's been the most significant relationship I've ever had. It lasted from the time I was thirty until I was thirty nine, prime time. Although he was married. We vacation together and he treated me. Well. Wait, let me say, wow, how y'all going on vacations together. I'm trying to figure out how what married man can go somewhere for a week taking a vacation and your wife don't know or ain't there. I don't know how this happened. So I have that question. You ready for the next one. We also spent Christmas and New Year's Eve together every year. What these are major holidays? You can't get Christmas? It tests ain't no way to explain Christmas to the wife and them kids.
It's how.
New Year's Eve and Christmas Eve or Christmas Day you cannot explain those away? And okay, but he ain't through though, he said I. Then she said I would fly in first, then his wife and family would come in a day or two later, come in.
Well, fly well the vacation spot.
And then he fly the family in New Year's Day or the day after. What who let their husband go in early? I'm I don't understand here.
Yeah, no, they she didn't say. Well, we'll get into it when we get back.
Say what break right here?
We got to take a break right here. I'll tell you. We'll have part two of your response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Is sharing a man better than being single? Is the subject of today's Strawberry Letter. We'll get back into it right after this.
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And select markets. So surely all right? We left. I was giving my explanation that but you said you could explain this because I was struggling with the part in the letter where they said they were married, we vacation together. He treated me, well, we also spent Christmas and New Year's Eve together every year. I would fly in first, then his wife and family would come in a day or two later.
What that's for the vacation part. That's just for the vacation part. Yeah, sure, that's all.
Did you sure? Did you read the letter?
Yeah?
I did read. I would also spent Christmas in New Year's Eve together. Every year. I would fly in first, then his wife and family would come in a day or two later. Uh huh. That that's in reference to Christmas and New Year's Eve.
But she said we also spent Christmas and New Year's e together. She didn't say that they vacationed Christmas even New Year's Eve. That's all I'm saying.
Okay, okay, fine, I'll accept that. Yeah, let me ask you a question. Okay, as a woman, you and Carl, you already know what did he say that he ain't there for Christmas? Even Christmas? Where you? What is your telling these t I'm so bad for Okay now, okay, so now let me go on through the letter. He and I both athletes, and we enjoy working out and watching sports together. But I got tired of being number two, so I ended the relationship five years ago. Main friends and occasionally metal for coffee or lunch. I had to keep my feelings in check when I see him because I do still love him. Recently, he told me that he misses the time that he and I spent together and he needs me back in his life. Okay, cool, listen to this. He had asked me to be his second wife in.
A politic in a polygamous You know what that means.
Polygamisis to what I'm looking at. You know, polygamous marriage, which is allowed here in South Africa. I've been to South many times. Tape shows that and everything. I ain't heard this I have not now I know in Africa there are multiple wives. It's also allowed in the Arab culture in some places, multiple wives, multiple no you ain't you ain't that now? See you am as want to get somebody kid because me here don't know how to play in the sand box together. Y'all the only ones that know how to play in the sandbox together, ain't. No, man, you can't have multiple husbands. No, it's because you can't. You can't do that because what you have.
No.
No, because what you have to give away, Because what you have to give away is far more precious. And every man knows that.
But he can have all the wife he wants.
He just I'm This is the third time he's asked me this, and the first two times was young, and I thought I would meet a man and start a family on my own. Why you gonna meet a man and start a family own? And you see in this other guy that ain't gonna happen. Now I'm older and I can no longer have children. I'm considering his proposal. Stephen Sherley, this is the greatest man I've ever known and the only man I've ever loved. I don't think I can find this type of connection with anybody else. So I asked you, is it better for me to share him with his first wife or wait for love on my own and remain single for now. I can't answer that for you because obviously you have a proposal that I've never been able to give to anybody. You know, I couldn't even get two women my girlfriend at the same time, so what I've never been able to convince it just to be my girlfriend at the same time. I've always had to manage some type of lie to even maintain that. I think is what he doing right now. I think he lined up into max. Now, if you want to do that and you want to sign up for that, go ahead. If that's what you want to.
Do it, go ahead. Don't do that the best nine years of her life.
That's the best nine years because she.
Doesn't know any better.
Well, if you when you know better, you can do better. Yeah, But if you don't know better, you ain't gonna do better. So that's where she at right now. Or wait for love on my own, or remain single for now? You can wait, wait for love, wait for love, don't get the chance to love. Wait for love. Yeah, No, we love the way. I don't say sad that it is true. Chance for years? Yeah, hold on tie, Yeah, I think you're right. Nothing hurts as bad as when you see you gave up. Yeah, but how much worse? Ain't gone the same? In the Arab culture, if you have a second wife, that wife has to live in the exact same love. Tree asked at first, that could be no differential, Like she can't have a big palace, and then you got the little studio apartment.
I'd like to be able to afford her. Yeah, the exact same gone over there.
I'm in my palace. But I know everybody. I know all my friends over there, they got one wife and know they can't take that into the house.
Leave your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram and Facebook at Steve Harvey FM, and check us out on the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio app coming up next to his Junior and Sports Talk. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, this is your girl, Shirley Strawberry. And according to research, a major challenge that many employers face is the pressure to hire fast. Well, if you're an employer who can relate, ZIP Recruiter has figured out how to solve this very problem. It's smart technology, funds qualified candidates quickly. ZIP recruiter is the hiring site employers prefer the most based on G two. You can invite top candidates for your job. To apply, go to ZipRecruiter dot com slash strawberry to try it for free. That ZipRecruiter dot com slash strawberry. It is time now for junior and sports talk. What you got junior, Well, let's say shout out to Pete Carroll Man.
Pete Carroll is now the new head coach of the Las Vegas Raiders. At seven three years old, peak good coach.
Good coach made the dumbest college on history. But other than that, he is great coach.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
When the Seahawks through that past playing against the New England Patriots, I was so happy we finished beat the Patriots through that interception. I said, you smow baby one yard.
That's all they need is now.
Ye.
But the Dallas Cowboys have a new head coach also. It is Brian Schottenheim. Brian Schotthaimer is now the head coach of the world famous Dallas Cowboys. And why if everybody's quittun that's always.
The offensive coordinator, why would you make him the head coach That don't make no system, man, you need a new system. Absolutely. Hey man, here's a stat that I heard somebody say, an interesting stat about the Dallas Cowboys. Daniels who was to coach for the Commanders, James d and Jalen Hurts all they were born, went to college, won a championship, yes, before the Cowboys could play for defision championship. Since nineteen ninety five, they have the longest streak of any team in the NFL, including the Browns, to play for the championship, a shot at going to the Super Bowl.
But that was Mike McCarthy's. That was Mike McCarthy's officer coordinator. Means you're gonna have the same offense. You need a whole new regime, you need you need to start all the way over.
Clear the whole. Jerry Jones is not gonna hire somebody that he can't control.
And that's what everybody's thinking of. He could control him.
Yeah, he can't go get prime, No, because it's too big of a personality. And I don't know why y'all thought he was going there anyway. Brian didn't want to come now, he didn't want to go there. Not the Cowboys Jerry Jones. Man is a hell of a nice guy. Met him personally, hell of a nice guy. But he's a billionaire. He's not fit to change. He too old. He bought that team so he could actively play in the NFL. He the coach, he the GM, he the scouting team. He cut the deals. Oh man, he do all the drafting. The best hobby he ever had. He don't do it. You don't hear him talking about nothing else. That's it, all that all and all that stuff he got. Hi'll give down.
Just a cowboy, that's all just because.
This made him famous. Until he bought the Cowboys, you didn't know who his rich are.
He just a person old. Thank you, Junior. Coming up at the top of the hour, and Steve, a lady needs advice on how to handle her eighty year old mama's boyfriend. We'll talk about that right into it. Yes, get her a man. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So Steve, this is from Paris on Staten Island. Paris says, I went to my eighty year old mama's home and she had changed the locks. She told me that she is a new quote friend. That's a man, and she was worried about telling me because she didn't want me to judge her. She said that her friend that's a man spends a night with her, so he told her to change the locks so I can't sneak in on them. I told her that was all fine and dandy with me, but I need a key. She said, no, I need to talk to her friend that's a man, because he isolating my mama from me. How do I convince her to let me meet him?
Okay, way, yeah, he ain'ty Where are you going? He over there? How you gonna meet him? Go over there? But she can't knock on the door, ring the door bell? Where you gonna take a while? You gotta get to the door, but rain dooe bill knock on them. He gotta come. And if he drives, just go out there and put your.
Car behind his.
Where are you going? When he come outside? You can talk to him. You gotta talk to him. You need to keep to your mama's house. Case something happened right exactly, because either one of them, one of them could fall, the other one gonna need help getting them up. You know, ain't all in here like he running stuff? You know right. Look, he got some type of apparatus. I promise you that you got to see what he got. He got, Oh, he got apparadi, he gotta walker, he gotta gotta he got a van with a lyph on it. He got something. He got something, he got the teeth in the glass something. Yeah, that portable. He got something. Well, I get cutting cords threatening her eighty year old mom happy though, Well, because he down when you ate it. If they just there, that's a good look. He came over, didn't he here here?
That's that's how.
He here?
She just her mom didn't want to be judged, Steve. That's why she changed.
You can't judge her. Let her live her life. She eighty something. He don't want you to walk in on us, Steve. And they doing something. That's because they not gonna be able to dress quick. That's not They ain't gonna be able to jump up. Ain't nobody gonna be get behind the door. They just gonna have to. They're gonna slowly roll all over and there they are.
What are their clothes?
What do they what do they put him on? Just regular clothes? No, I ain't they gotta be naked, surely you can't eighty. You can't have nothing in the way. Stand leg on one off. She ain't doing that that. You got to get all this stuff out the way, clear, We got that right.
He does have sign.
He got them socks off. Really, if you don't even needs socks, he got them old feet look like gator look like alligator shoes.
Yo.
If he got something you don't need him. You hear you calling husky lushing and nohing. He probably ain't even done his feet till he started dating this woman. Wow, that's roughs.
Yeah, all right, all right, so she needs to get that key though, just saying that. So she checked art, all right, Yeah, all right, We have time for another one. This one is from loss in Oklahoma City. Law says, I'm a beginner at golf, and I'm eager to learn the sport because i want to compete with the fellas at my job. I have a pro, a golf pro, helping me with my swing, and I'm definitely falling for her. She is married, but she is always bending over in front of me and looking back to get my reaction. Today she said she can make herself available for private lessons, and she kissed me on the cheek right by my lips. Would I be too forward to come out and ask her if she's interested in me? Or should I wait to see if she makes the first move?
Did he say she was married?
Yeah, she's married.
She's no, that's off limits. Yeah, no, kiss a dog, dude. Not mess with nobody's wife. That's off limits. There's too many women out here, man, don't do that. Yeah, don't mess with nobody's wife. Man, you can get yourself hurt.
Do that.
Bro, way too many women out here. Don't mess with nobody's wife. I'm just I'm telling you, bro, don't mess with nobody's wife. Man.
Good advice?
All right, that ain't good? Pardon all right?
Coming up at twenty minutes after, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. So do you guys remember this was I think back in November we talked about the forty three monkeys that escaped from a research center in South Carolina. Yeah, we talked about it in November of last year. Well, as of Friday, all of the monkeys, You'll be happy, all of the monkeys are back in custody. Of the facility.
You may not be happy.
After almost three months on the loose, last on the run.
They wasn't over loose day was on the run.
The last four missing monkeys were captured on Friday, not too far actually from the facility. All forty three monkeys are reportedly in good condition. So here's a question. How do you think the monkeys got captured?
One monkey run snitch? One monkey? Yeah, one monkey snitch, that's for sure.
Oh what's going down?
Oh yeah, I don't find out who snitched somebody, cause I'm gonna tell you what, Man, they're all in that cave with their arms folded down. I'll beat it. Who told who snitched? Who step out here talking about?
Man?
What the fun they had?
I was out man, hollering the snitch ain't taking the medicine no more.
That's him.
He snitched, He ain't taking the medication. That's him.
Well, it was hard out there because you can't meet no more because they weren't. They ain't in monkey country, so they couldn't meet no more monkeys monkey, all the moneys in the lamb, well more than.
The Steve Harby Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after we'll play around him. Would you rather right after this?
Let me?
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It's time now for a round of would you rather? Would you rather ride a motorcycle on the four five in La or would you rather ride in a driverless car?
Me?
Motorcycle on the four five?
Me?
Okay, you know my motorcycle?
No, yeah, they ain't no body sides nothing, huh No, I got would be I'm gonna be in that driverless carn be going slow as hell, fall right lane?
All right, all right, all right? Would you rather no bath or shower for three days or no brushing of your teeth for three days.
No bath for shower.
Yeah, but you got to brush.
Yeah, I don't. I don't care if you can't stand me. But what I can't not stand myself? My mouth? I'm drinking coffee, smoking sick.
All boys, you.
Can go three days, three days bathing. Come on, you ain't done that before, five been homeless? Shut up? Three days.
That's that's your option. Three days without bathing or brushing. Easy Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
But Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. I'm taking that bath. I'm taking that bath.
Your teeth.
I'm putting that soap in my mouth.
I just said, you can't brush your teeth taking a shower, Okay, all right, and heaven.
I ain't gonna talk to nobody for three days though.
You're not coming to work.
In fact, don't even don't even get on this zoom.
We can't smell his breath of the zoo.
After three days, you will, all right.
Would you rather an enormous booty with no hips or a flat booty with big hips with hips, flat booty, no hipps, that's it's a terrible sight.
But one of them, yeah, one of them, Greg with no narrow, narrow arrow straight out in the back, straight out. Yeah, take them shout out chick jeans back in the day.
Yes that okay, Junior.
No, I won't.
I want no hips in the booty, That's what I want.
Yeah, okay, I got to see something that. What I can't do is be on your side and I back there I can see the next person. I can't do that.
But I'm not gonna do is look past your ass and see the next person. It's not a clear view, clearly, all right?
All right?
Would you rather get up a second to me? Or would you rather sit in a hot tub for hours with your ex.
The hotel for hours? What with your hotb Yeah, I'm getting Yeah, it's the same thing I'm gonna I'm gonna sit in this hot tub. Yeah, all right? Either way, hack like she ain't dead.
All right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up next, we'll close out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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All right, guys, here we are last breakup of the day on this Wednesday, hop day. It's been a good day, good show. Thank you guys for listening. We appreciate your business, yes, sir, we do.
I got some closing remarks for you. I've thought about this and so in this new year, I want to remind people because we were you know, most of us are good people, are trying to become better people are you know, doing the best we can and we have to be considerate of others. But this year I want you to be careful in your consideration of others. Don't ignore yourself. And I'm talking especially to women because women are you are about the nurturing of so many people. To true you're the fixer when it comes to feelings, emotions, and you make sure everybody is okay, and sometimes you ignore yourself. I want you to beware of that. But I'm talking to men too, because I do so much for other people, but sometimes I forget to take out time for myself. So this is for everybody, but I'm especially talking to women. Be very very aware in this upcoming year of people who lay the most useless emotion of them all on you, which is guilt. If you think about the emotion of guilt, it's the most useless emotion that we have because it only serves one person, and that's the person applying the guilt, who's using it as a form of manipulation. Oh so you don't forgot where you come from. I remember when you used to help me. You know, I know you got it. Man, you sit over the man God then bless you with everything, and you just don't. You don't remember us. Man, Man, stop stop. You really are not my obligation. You're really not. You're really really not.
You know.
A funny thing happened recently. I had to release somebody, and the conversation I had i had to release them. It was a very fair. I had given this person ample opportunity and many chances, but in releasing the person, I still gave him a wonderful out, But you know what the person told me. What am I gonna do now? He said, mister Harvey, you don't understand what it's like. And I'm just looking at him, and I'm trying to figure out what it is that's happening in your life that you think I have no awareness of a new experience in And he said to me, even with this severance package you're giving me and the ability to work in other areas of your company, I would not have signed my new lease had I known this. I said, wait a minute, man, Hold oh, I don't know when your lease is up. I don't know when your lease. But you still have work, you still have opportunities, you still have jobs. And so he just continued to try to make me feel guilty about a decision I had made when clearly you were no longer servicing your end of the bargain the way you could. But now, all of a sudden, what am I gonna do?
Well?
I got to think it too. What do I do when they cancel my TV shows?
Now?
Nobody give me no notice. I just come to work one day and they tell me show gone. I got to deal with it. I came to work one day and they told me Little Big Shots is gone and your talk show gone, and just walked away out of my face, no warning, know nothing. I remember in two thousand and five, Shirley and Tommy was with me when they told me I lost my TV show and then my radio show in the same month. I had no entertainment contracts at all, and they just told me it's a rap. So what am I gonna do? I don't know. I don't know what you're gonna do, but you better go to work and fix it. And I still gave him out, but they were trying to make me feel guilty. No more, no, no, no, no, that's not how this works anymore. Listen, be considerate of others, others, but don't ignore yourself. Remember now what you do. See I tell people all the time, if you didn't have my number, what would you do? Well get to doing that. Then, See, you ain't got to feel guilty because somebody got access to you. Having access to you don't mean they should have total access to you. Just because you know my number. Don't give you an end with me. In every aspect of your life, you are not responsible for the life of other people. Because when you get in trouble. When you and your husband or your family get in the situation, who you got to call probably nobody. So stop being the one that's always made to feel like you owe them, you owe somebody because you don't. You don't people. Take some time out for yourself in twenty twenty five. Get yourself a hobby that you enjoy doing. You want to go down there and take a spin class. You want to go down there and take yoga. You want to go down there and do breath work, Go down there and do it. You want to go sit in therapy, Go down there and do it. You want to set up a tea with your girlfriends every Wednesday evening, go do it. You want to have a card night on Saturdays, go do it. Man, Go enjoy your life and stop allowing people to make you feel as though you owe them when clearly they have made a conscious decision not to owe you anything. You ever gave somebody some money and they ain't give it back, and then they come back for some more that ever happened to you, I bet it has gave them some money, they didn't pay it back and came back for some more. That what man like I saw this dude on Instagram. He said, you must think I'm some new kind of stupid where you can do something to me. Let some time go by, think I'm gonna forget it, and you come back to me like a nothing happened. You must think I'm some new kind of stupid. Well twenty five, stop being that way.
You consider those harby.
Long. Have a great with today, y'all. Talk to God. You'd absolutely love you from.
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