Y'all know what time to y'all don't know, y'all bag all suit looking back to back down, giving them just like the mozing buck bus things. And it's coble y'all to me. True good to Steve hard guy listening to me to other for stoo bar quickly to listen, honey, don't you join yeah by joining into being men say you got to turn to go? Yeah, you go. You gotta turn you to turn turnby, got to turn out to turn water wanter, come come on your back at it. I sure well I get monded everybody you're listening to the voice, Come on, deeve me now, one and only Steve Harvey, I got a radio show. Somebody sent me an email one day that, you know, kind of a nasty little email, you know, I think I said it wants to before Steve Harvey trying to be a preacher. Man. I'm so far from being a preacher. Man, I can't even tell you. But what I am trying to do is share information. I understand how haters work, and I understand how the devil was Believe me, I do you know, sometimes even heat the devil surprises me at the level and the angles of attack they use, you know which, I go, Wow, man, I didn't I didn't see that one. Oh that was pretty slick. I got I gotta get her credit on that. We try to get me, But every time you try to get me, I get saved. I get saved every time. Yeah, because because God got me. God got some angels camped around me. That's what my mom used to always say as Sunday school teacher. Never really understood it, but you know when I was growing up as a kid, but I got it. Now, you got some angels around me. And angels come into form sometimes of people, people who pull your coat to this, or introduce you to that, or reveal some information to you like this. He got them all around me. So see, having a relationship with God has been beneficial to me, y'all. It's not just that what he gives to me, but what he protects me from. And you know, some some people wonder, what if you were God, why he letting people do that to you? Now, that's not how it works. See, there's two forces in this world, as good and as evil, and if you succumb to good, that's what you become. That's what you do. But everybody don't succumb to good. Some people succumb to evil. Some people's mission is to hate, to destroy, to tear down, And so that forces at work in this world too. And when that force comes up against me, what God never promised me that I wouldn't see none of that, that I wouldn't see the attacks, that I would not come under fire, that I would not be falsely accused. He didn't say that, a matter of fact, he for warned me that it would happen. But what He does give me in those moments, on moments of comfort and peace, knowing that He's with me, and no, no matter what my enemy does to bring me down, it ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work. So come if you want to fight, if you will. I have a man that has been attacking me since I owned the comedy club in Dallas. He has been on a mission. Every job I get, he send out all he's He's sending them the people that I'm with. He didn't send it to the WB. He just sent these notifications falsely claiming that he has some information that can destroy me, that he has some audio clips of me saying things on stage that could destroy me and that if I don't give him five million dollars, he gonna do it. You know how long this man been doing this? I mean he didn't call NBC right on up to NBC where I am now. He didn't done everything, man, He has done everything now even messed around and got itself now claiming in his letters physically ill and his illnesses and what's befalling his family. He's blaming that on me too, At Steve Harvey, not stressed me out and pay me this money he owed me? What? What? What? What? What? What you get this figure? From? Man? Where we were you coming with this? But every time, man, even when I tried to talk with the man to say, man, look man, what is it? What is you really trying to do? This is what? This is? How much I want? I'm not paying you that, man, You know I'm not. I'm not giving you that. He just has kept on it on, it on, And you know what, he the messed around, got itself sick. He'd messed around, man, got himself in some situation. And can I tell you something. It's been going on since night teen h maybe nineties seven. He started the attack when I first went on, No before that probably he started the attacks in every nine and he didn't got six lawyers. All the lawyers didn't drop the case after they come in and they discovered the fact, but he steadied trying. But it's the angels that's around. And I forewarned you several times, man, and man, if I was you, I go head on because what I'm not gonna do is being because see, you cannot break me because I happened to be a soldier for Christ. I happened to be an imperfect soldier or Christ as nothing, man as nothing And oh, oh it ain't like a bunch of people and tried. Now, oh y'all been on YouTube, y'all been on the internet. Oh they didn't try. Oh they didn't put some dirt on me. Man, that ain't true. But if you keep looking at me, though, and I'm not the prize, but if you put your eyes on God, that's where you go. But if you look at me, He's covered me through it all. And that's been the importance of the relationship I formed with God, is that I know that I'm under his wings, that I'm ever under his ever loving protection, that he got me. And I just wanted to share that with you that if you got If you're looking for some protection, if you if you're looking for a way to have the stripth to get through what you're going through, get some god man. If if if, if, if you want to weigh out, get some god man. If you've been gangbanging and you're sick of gangbanging, get you some god man. If you're tired of being on drugs and you're tied to drinking, get you some god man. If you're tied to being, if you're sick and tired of being sick of tired, get you some god man. I'm just telling you now. If you're trying to make your dreams come true and it looked like you ain't gonna make it, and you still believe that that's for you, get you some god man. If you're setting a new gold dream of aspiration and you're trying to get there and you're gonna start out today, get you some god man. I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you it's real. What I'm saying. Man, I ain't on faith, Dude, with it. You understand. I'm just telling you real. Get you some god man, and be patient, have faith, believe, don't doubt, But Lord, have mercy. Get ready to your tail off. Did you hear me? Get you some faith? Believe, don't doubt, and get ready to work your tail off. God can't blessing you See a lot of times we go to God asking for prayers and stuff, but we go to him and we don't give nothing. God nothing to bless We want blessings, but we don't give him nothing to bless. You make one step, he'll make two. You start, He'll finish you come, He'll go you dream it, He'll build you started, He'll finish. See you see you trying everything your way. I'm gonna go to Corredo conversation with him. Man. Yesterday just sitting and just call me man, and was just talking about but Steve. You know, man, I just dude, been on me of dollars for four years. I just asked him, have you survived the folk without the twenty three hunter? Yeah? Man, how much you think you have spent trying to get to just a few hundred? Now, let me ask you something. Do you have a few hundred more to try to get this twenty three hundred that you've been trying to get for four years? Yeah? I could do that, But do you want to man, do you have the time to dedicate foe more or your years to try to get twenty three hunter? But Steve a m out of work right now. I'm fell on some hard times. I could use that money. And I've been praying to God to help me. Yeah, you've been praying to God to help you, But you've been telling God how to do to help. See. You keep telling God that if he gives you the twenty one three hundred, you be all right, when in essence, God probably got something way greater for you. But you gotta let go of your own thinking and let God have his way. You understand, you feel me find yourself some God. Today, this is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Today, I would dedicate this entire show from me to you as a gift. I am going to give you nothing but total ignorance. Tommy will be today required to be the straight man, as difficult as that may be. I'm going to see he can talk. He just say, I'll go see if he can reel it back in and allow me the space to be ignorant. Today, Shirley will provide massive doses of laughter and will call her Jenior will be here in utter disbelief at the things I have said in that high pitched voice. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the morning Show. Hey, what's up, Steve? How you doing? I'm good, I'm good. Color, Hey Steve? What up? Crew? Junior Morning Chat? To go deep? Didn't work? Uncle Steve, great man? I am there you go? All right? Let the eat this begin. How y'all wanted hey embarrass me? Fat that any more? Roach stores? After yesterday with the road story, hall my phone up man, text messages, Yeah, pictures are roaches. Everybody was talking about that yesterday, Steve, Well, we had a strawberry letter about a woman who was dating a man with a lot who had a roach infestation in his house. And then you went on to tell about some of your childhood stories, and they were hilarious. We all have them, maybe not to that degree. No, I've been on a partner's house that had mice the same damn weight. Not as many as roaches, but the equivalent. Though. See, once you see faux mice, that's like seeing a hunted roaches. I wouldn't have made it, for mice is equipment. But I kid you not, I said in his living room. I kid you not man at minimum fifty fifty mice at minimum k No, I'm listening to me like it was a damn convention. What they mean? Oh god, jeez. Okay, okay, I'm gonna tell you the story. I'll tell you the story when we come back. Funny right, embarrassed me, don't Mr Rat convention. When we come back, they're meeting about cheese. We'll be back at thirty two actors. Okay, swiss cheese, shatter cheese. What city was cal It wasn't Cleveland? No, not. My story happened in Memphis. Oh and the road story was what city that was Cleland? I'mna to change some names to all right, we'll be back at thirty two. After the hour you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, it is time for Junior's truth be told. Yeah, yeah, alright, Shirley, thanksgive us. We have discussed all the things we discussed when people need to brain food. Yeah, what time dinner? Start? Time coming? We've discussed all the one thing we have not discussed, the one thing where your ass need to leave again. We have that now people, people don't know when to leave this time you need to leave. There are statements that will be made you need to adhere to and understand, like, well that's it. See when you hear that, start getting your keys in your hand. You hear some James something, It's time to go. You can't spend all day here. Then at started to treat it like a restaurant. How long you staying there? You sit down at two by three thirty? Same way about I would have, because I would hear about the game. Forget all that. You ain't come up here for the game. You came to eat. If you full, If I see you kick off of shot, your ass got to go. Let me catch you. Yeah, don't. You ain't staying all day? Now, my mama tied. She didn't cooked that thing and she fed that body. What else can we talk about? We discussed everything. We know Walter got out of jail. We know hadn't had a hard transplant. You know, we know, yeah, we know, we know Mail had another baby. We got all this after we come still having kids, Mail still have kids. When your name Matty, your name Meilby? You probably yeah you probably now you probably do. Haven't been anybody that name mailbyll they have Well is the name having to deal with and Steve got a lot to do with your age. Your name is Agnes. You probably didn't had all. You probably got you, but we hadn't covered everything we can talk about. No, we know Julia went back into rehab. We got that. Everything is coming. Let's just go ahead and go home. We just need to goat. She's through having its, Fatris said Beatrice. Beatrice featured Odetta. It's not having it. He got out of that. I'm giving you the names where I could assure you if this is your name, you are at an age where you are beyond child bearing years. So journals. So Journal is through having Babe had one, you want another one? Go ahead, Henrietta, Henrietta. She through having kids Henrietta. Yeah, you know, go ahead. Gwen through because she got a fitted two year old names see his names. Once you have an old name, you can quit having babies. If your name is Bob, you're probably through having kids. I'm just saying, there ain't nobody named Bob. We're still having kids. Not Bob have a kid, hadn't have been through having kids from Batty done, Oh Gladys Yeah, yeah, that's right up there with Agnes. Yeah, I'll tell you who Jackie Els, I'll tell you that I'm sorry. We can over there, so we can't. Kids, all right, what's this? You went there? Carla already shy, Daddy, Shirley, Mary, Marjorie, all of that last night, I ain't even sleeping the bed now, Esther, Steve, you forgot about because road slept with lash. I took my shower. Man. I was tired of him because I fell asleep in my office. So I went to stairs. I took a shower, came into the bedroom. Out of my bathroom, put my light on on my little phone, rose in the bed. I just turned around without stay. I'm nothing to do this to me. I'm not gonna have her set her down. Heel in my eyes. Winton Stephen Winton was a little man. The kids, man, they just they sleep bad, don't kid. You gotta where to go. I gotta go to work. You ain't here sleeping bad on your side? Right? Let him back out to damn bad. Noah in his bad. Why you got to sleep in here? I sleep with nothing? Okay, Well, Papa don't want sleep with you, no, but it hurt it though, yeah, Papa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah, Papa want to get a little peony in time. Yeah, that Papa to you and is a little something off to meet him. Steve, Hey, can we tell you about Junior? Though? We forgot to talk about this coming up next Nephew tell me he's run that break back right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right now, it's the Nephew and it's Frank phone call na as you're the last year. Yes, Church bought me this glove so that I may how healing power. I just had to say that my tribute to Richard Prye right there? Which way is up? All right? The title go big? Yeah? How what's the title again? Gold bees? Y'all don't even know where I'm going with m Do we need to be concerned? Well? Your kids is yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm glad you answer in the car. If your kids is in the car, telling them the Holy Head out to wind them, I don't want you to miss the prank. Pull the head out to win for five minutes you can hit his prank. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach the Darnell. Darnell see do I know how you doing? This is Scott shame with bigger, Bigger and better, where we make you larger in charge. How you doing today? Scott? Who? Scott? So I'm with Bigger and better, where we make you larger in charge. I'm good, Scott. Look what's up? We were actually uh giving a phone call by your wife? Your wife is Is that correct? Yeah? Okay? Well, um, you know your wife's um, your wife's birthday is coming up pretty soon? Is that right? Yeah? Yeah, so a couple of weeks. Yeah, it's coming up. Okay, have you have you decided on getting or anything or have you purchased anything yet? No? No, I got a couple of days in mine. Um. Well, actually, uh, we got a call from from I think we've got something that's gonna that's gonna really help you guys. And and something I think that she wanted to recommend that something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't think about getting racking my brain. So my is actually gave us a call. She's actually had an idea, you know what she would really really like for her birthday present? So what's her name? You're coming bigger and better? Um, Like I said, she called you, I'm sorry she called you to give me ideal on with I should get for her birthday. Uh yeah, well this is this is something that's a little a little different, and it's something that you probably would never in a million years think of. But here at Bigger and Better, where we make you large and in charge, we actually do some things that we definitely know you wouldn't have thought of. So I I definitely understand her giving up what's your name against Sam Scott, Scott Scott, get to the point what you're selling. Actually let us know that there are some things that that are really really lacking between you guys, and she would very much like for her birthday where you can be a lot more well endowed. So you know, that's what we do here at Bigger and we actually hello, what I could be more wet, more doubt, sir. So I think really what's going on is Bianca is really not satisfied right now. She called you to tell you that I'm not when you meet willing doubt my junk. So you're you're, you're, you're you're you're inadequate. You know what I mean? You're you're Are you kidding me? What's the what's your name? This company in Bigger and Better where we make you larger in charge, and right now you know you're not. You're not larger in charge, and we want to get you to that you're able to come in for a complication, good consultation. I'll tell you what. I'm gonna call her right now, because it's right now, Okay, I'm gonna call her and we're trying to do because do you not do you not think you need to come in? I don't even think I even be talking to you, Mr Scott about whatever is going on in my bed room. I'm king, so I'm not even I'm not even I don't even know what going on the first sign of denial, right, I don't have no now, I don't have no problems in the bed room. Well you you know, don't. I don't even why am I even still on the phone with you? But sir, I mean you and you only have to worry about here from Merk She's gotta something to kind of a count with you. Then you you ain't go ahead and cold is that out? Because let me say this, you have a you have a very big ego, sir, you know, but you're not You're not as big as your ego. I want to get you to that point. This is some crazy I've heard some crazy things people say. Gonna line, but you're gonna call me talk about my wife called you saying that I'm an act within the bedroom. Sir, you know what, and and and once again, I'm trying. I know you, you're just doing your job, Scott, but I'm gonna have to call her right now. Okay, don't work my number. You're in denial. I'm in denial you Hello, sir. I really want to help you as much as I can. Listen, man, listen, I'm trying to get my wife's on the phone right now. Okay. I know you you've got a job to do, but what I need you to do right now? Stop calling me? All right. I'm trying. I'm trying to be nice to you because I'm sure whatever it is she she called you, and you're just doing your job. If they're trying to get you in here to get a consultation so we can get you further along the way you are consultation. I don't need no consultation. I don't need no assistance from you. You call me no more. Man, Hey, you're small, and I don't want to make you bigger? What what? What is this seeming like? Huh? What kind of job is that? How do you even get a job like that? You apply for this job? An when you're in high school? Job. I'm trying to meet you. Stop calling me man, Mr Darnell. I'm still trying to help you get through this situation. Okay, are you willing to come in for a consultation? At least we're coming in for a conpeltation. We can get you further on where you are. Are you listening to me? The only consultation we're gonna have is my fist in your place as you call me again to tell you what. I will come in for a confltation. Give me give me your address and everything like that, all your information, and I will come down for a consultation. You're gonna be there. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first eight hours of the day, sir. What I want to do is get you lined up and get your Let me let me call my wife. I don't need no damn procedures. Give me your info, and you got to work by hearing from us. No more. Okay, right now, I know you can get up for me. I don't want to hang up on you, and I understand we're trying to do your job. You're small. You're small, and I'm trying to make you bigger. You right, sir? You know what person that's a little small guy. I'm trying to help you with your problem. Now. If you're not gonna be appreciative of it, then I don't even understand why your wife knows you're why we can have this conversation face to face. You don't know what why you here. It doesn't matter. If I can get on the line, I can figure out why she calls you because adequate man, sir, here's the problem. You're tiny and you don't want to admit it. Let me get you know me, man, you've never seen me. You don't know anything about me. I don't. I can't even believe my wife's be even called you. But just this is just how you do business. You don't call me and call me up tiny, sir. So I'm just playing something to you. I'm not only the president, but I'm also a client, sir. I don't give up what you are okay, okay? And there are some other things that let us know as well, what the what that means? He also wanted me to tell you that this is nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey more than his show. Your wife Just Pray for calls you bad man. It funny man on here looking at in the mirror. It's kind of I thought it was good, but I nervous. Man. What's the baddest radio show in the land? Come on now, you know it's just see your Harvey radio show? Man, Come on, get to me. No, you're just give me coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, here's the question who should host Thanksgiving dinner? Boy, this year has gone by fast. The relative with the bigger house is a question of the relative who is the better cook? The better cook? Yeah, Thanksgiving us about food. I'd rather be crowded in the food facing We're just sitting way away from each other to complain eating green bean casserole. Hey man, where's y'all trying to drop? There's an echo of the house is so big, one kid, Crambert. They're just holling across the big empty house. It's big, but the food ain't good. I'd rather be in that tight sitting the elbow to elbow watching the game. The airdressing whisper right next to you. Hey, man, if you ain't gonna eat all your hand, let me have that right there. Hey. Look, if you ain't get enough cleanberryself, so I got plenty on my plate, just reach on over this is Yeah, how about that set potato pie. Man, we'll go to the project with some good food. Yeah, anywhere, man, keep on outside checking on your car, and keep coming back here, go back in. Just you gotta do check your car, and I'm going out here and see if everything all right. Earl your turn, check in the car. Ain't nothing like that. Giblit graving man, and go over that A dressing that right there, doesn't? Do you know how to make that? I don't. I don't know. I need I need. I need to study that on with one of my aunties and figure out I ain't got how to do that. It's an art. I love dressing. Marjorie makes the dressing every year, and all her family asked for pansa really good addressing. Dope, don't and we deep fried to turkey. Your son has to build butter ball deep fry your son and the only thing I used to do. Everything's givings I did, I did the yams? Really stop doing that? Why oh you don't have to anymore? Oh yeah she could man man, Mama Bridge that girl, can you say her? But now I'm pudding. You don't even understand. You throw you into something. Yeah yeah, yeah that shirt, you know that shirt. But I've heard him talk about her banana pudding before. Let me tell you something. Banana putting her strawberry cake cake, strawberry cake with your nuts on outside, yummy cake with strawberry I say when you say you ain't no strawberries, it's just strawberry flavorful. Okay, it's sweet, pink icing and pink cake, but it's got nuts all over the outside of it. It's kind of it reminds me of German chocolate cake, but it's all pink. Favorite German chocolate. That's Marjorie's favor. It was my favorite. To Marjorie can make a German chocolate cake and listen to me. And I'm not saying this because I'm to because she's not listening. Her German chocolate cake tastes just like my mama Jerman chocolate cake. That's that's major and if it didn't, and if it didn't, I wouldn't say it. Hu. When a black person make a German chocolate click, ain't it a black cake? It ain't If no nut that, ladies and gentlemen, our very own voice of reason, intellect, and most importantly, the facts. Ladies and gentlemen. Ms. Anne Tripp, Thank you morning everybody. Thanks Steve. This is a trip with the news. President Trump says that the Saudi Arabia remains a strong partner despite that recent killing of Washington Post journalist because Jamaica Soji. Trump said yesterday that he was going to look at a report Uncle Soji prepared by the CIA which says that the Saudi Crown Prince was involved in the brutal murder. But Trump, after I guess looking at it. He says that it would be foolish to cancel a multibillion dollar weapons deal that the US has with Saudi Arabia right now. In fact, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo says US needs the Saudi Kingdom as a partner. Walmart says it's requesting a refund from the campaign of Mississippi Republican U. S. Sander Cindy Hide Smith, who's come under criticism because of remarks she made during the campaign. The Deep South lawmaker was caught on video saying, this is a quote on the front row. I'd be on the front row if a support they was She was talking about a specific supporter. Okay, let me get out of my mouth, and she says basically she would be on the front row if that supporter quote invited her to a public hanging. Sounds like lynching, doesn't it. Hide Smith is in a runoff against African American Mike esp a former U S Secretary of Agriculture. Police in Washington State have opened investigation to the death of top forty d J. Case casuon BC says, police and Gig Harbor say the quote we received information from the family alleging that the deaf was wrongful and they were conducting an administrative review. Casey Cason died back in June in Washington State, where his widow, Gene Cason, brought him back after taking case him out of a medical facility in southern California where he was receiving round the clock care. Case some three children by previous marriage claim elder abuse. They say they were never allowed to see him again. It were never allowed to see his body. By the way, if you're going to be shopping for the ingredients of a nice Thanksgiving sal today, do not use any romaine lettuce. Stands for Disease Control and Preventions say, romaine lettuce is unsafety right now, in any form, chopped, cooked, whatever. The CDC issued at alert in response to an outbreak of illnesses caused by a particularly dangerous type of E. Coli contamination. So officials instructing folks the fallaway any romaine lettuce you may have in the house, that stores shouldn't sell it, restaurants should not serve it, and well, good night, blue cheese. According to several reports, looks like the president's start. Avanca used her personal email while doing work for the administration, As White House advisor said, out hundreds of messages last year to other government officials on her private email server sound familiar, the report the apparently the Washington Post was the first report on this. Donald Trump spent most of his twenty sixteen presidential campaign talking about Mrs Clinton and her personal email server, pointing out that it was illegal, and getting his supporters at his campaign rallies to chant, lock er up, lock er up. Like I said the top, good night, blue Cheese. Finally today is false confession day confessions and nobody believe it anyway. This has been answer for the news out back, Harvy Morning Show, you're listening to show a lot of people are losing sleep because of work, guys. A new study by account tips finds that of professionals are losing sleep over work. As for why, say, they've been overwhelmed with work, the volume of work they have, the hours that they have to put in. Some of the other reasons for work related sleep loss include US rain, coworker relationships wow, uh, worried that they may lose their job. That's a lot of stress. Exhausted. Oh, this is a good one. My boss is a nightmare. Have you checked all three bucks that Jake, strange coworking okay, strange, coworker relationships, worried I may lose my job and my boss is a nightmare. Okay. So I gotta ask you, Steve. You have a lot of jobs. You have more than anyone I know. Do your jobs keep you up at night? Or you know? Is it if they do, is it constant or just okse for my jobs. When I run up into stupidity, that's the only thing I get exhausted. I don't. I've you know, I've really found out over the years. I don't really care for stupid people. I really don't. I can't even I can't even play it off. Like if you're stupid, I look at you like you're stupid the whole time you talk. I don't know what we're supposed to do with that information. No, it's just important information that you know about me and my job. My job. I love my job. Look, I tell jokes for a living and play music. All of my jobs to have an element of meat, using my god giving talent. So I love my work. Just the things that surround my work. Like when you're stupid, I just can't stand that. Man. Is that brown? No, Jay good Jay? Ignorant different from ignorance stupid when you're doing stuff that ain't attached to nothing and just has no rhyme or reason. But you standy doing oh, anyone in particular in mind er, just anyone the job. Really, I know, I didn't think he was gonna say you honestly, Um, okay, why would I say it's uncomfortable right now? Why you are uncomfortable. You're not stupid, I know, I know. You just don't like the way that Tommy goes into the shell when you call him stupid. But let him go in there. When you go into the shell, he can't say no stupid. He's here working. What are you gonna do? He's working. I'm right Hello everyone, I'm here. I'm right here. Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm right here. Stop doing it, Stop talking over and around me. I'm right here, alright, alright, listen coming up at thirty four after the hour, JA Anthony Brownie. He's scared to lose his job, but he is here to murder another hit. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, see, let's go introduce Jay. Ladies and gentlemen. He is here again. I don't know what this is, but slowly we are losing friends of the Morning Ship. What is it that's murder? We Coddy By? This is a really big song. Is that the name of the song? And yellow is a big song. She even recorded it in Spanish. It's huge and it's dis in people. The song that I wrote. It's dis in people. Also, it's dedicated to people who go to school with a lot of stuff, and they got everything, and you don't have a damn thing. Remember Remember that that was me. I had nothing. That's what the song is about. Every who had everything triply knitz I al Flowers had every damn different outfit every day. He drove a brand new car to school as a senior. Yeah, a new car though, I got that in there. All that's in the song. You didn't have a damn thing. You had to hold your new clothes till a week after. Let's just for you right here. Follow me on Ja's five Comedy. Check it out. This is the song on the street Hall of Money, Stop Jam, Jam, got some, JB got some. I ain't reach you can nuts for me because all my stuff is new. These ain't knockoffs because my dad got him. This is my school shoot from the stoop and I've got some mop Jesus brand new. I know you six, so you can chuck your mouth. That's what I'm talking about. Look, I eat hot luncheon. I got money too. I'll lean you a pair. If you want me to wear a new pit be well you look at that. I speak to you. I've got money, my stuff, daddy rich, and I drive to school. Now it's time for some fake Spanish. I really hope that I don't offend that A suck on mckannic get only back Meani Meani money mun or don't get it bu buddle guddle buddlegum bubble the buddlegum bubble the muddlegum bubble gum, bubble gum bubble gums. That's the hot track, my stepdaddy, rich luck get that. I speak to you and I drive to school. Was al committed though, when you're doing yourself committed. I love that. Yeah, I ain't seen abod this men the age right right only Jay he knows all the ja am I too old to do this? No, this song is the song right now. This sounds big man. Yeah, it's huge the fact that I know it. It's just a popular song. Yeah, this is a big song because I don't know Clay to be. Yeah, and your Spanish version is even bigger than we talked about it. I guess that was not Spanish that I did at the end. We know, bubba bubba, You know that ain't Spanish that I understood too well. I just do that in there. I hope I didn't offend anybody what you were saying. I have no idea. I was waiting in a dish. But I love it. Your commitment, though, I do. I really to be committed to what you do right here? Yeah, like a kid to go. Alright, the Nephews prank phone call is coming up, nephew, it's gonna be what you promised that it will be. Well, it's I promise you to be guarantee you that. Alright, The Nephews prank phone call it's coming up right after this, and he promises is gonna be what nephew? Still bad, We'll be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Who what's your paper clips? Okay, don't say no, don't do it. You don't want him to experiences? Does you know? Don't? Yes? But in a prank. Yes, I just thought it was a outburst paper clips. I don't know. You go too fassome. I'm trying to reach Roonic, could she hiver ronic? How you doing? My name is Philip, I'm from CORP. How you doing? I'm good? Thank you? How can I help you today? You were with the company here? Um uh see you just left about what six months ago? That's correct? Okay, and you left with a severance, am I right? That's right? I'm sorry? Who Philip? My name is Philip, Philip. I'm actually calling on some security questions and wanted to reach out to you. Now you you own your own travel agency, now that's correct. Okay? Um, Now you actually left with the severance when you when you left the company at the right, that's right. Okay. And how long were you actually with? Uh? I was there for eight years. I'm sorry whom things are again? My name is Philip. I'm with security and what can I do for you, Philip? Uh? Well, we got we have you. You you started this business? Now? Did you started before you left? Philip? I started this stigment after I left there. You started it after you left there? That's correct? One month? One month after you left there? Okay. So the reason why I'm giving you a call, and I've been you know, we've gone through some security tapes and things of that nature. We're missing so many rims of paper, we're missing thousands of paper clips, we're missing so many office supplies, and it's been brought to the security's attention that it's targeting that you are the person that has taken all of this this office. I'm sorry. Let me let me get this right. You are calling my place of business. Ask me if I have used paper clip and paper I have customers in my establishment right now. I can't talk to you about this, Okay, ma'am listen. I know that I'm sorry for calling your place to business, but I want to say that we're after the point of actually picking you up behind items that have been taken from the company. So I wanted to call and see if we could get it taken care of over the phone. Now you gotta go. Then I'm gonna have to actually come out to your business, and that's something that I'm trying not to do. You know what? Hold hold on? What that? Can you hold that? Who is this on my phone talking about from damn paper clips? I have been gone from there for six months and you calling me now about some paper and someone paper clips? Man, we're missing at least five thousand paper clips. You gonna tell you what you can do. I have been out of that company for six months. I worked for y'all for eight years, and you won't let me go. I didn't take anything from you, Okay. Have you ever used any paper or any paper clips? Outside of have you done that? Of course I used paper every day I run a business. Okay, but you're using our paper for your own personal business, your travel agent or whatever it is that you have. You're using office supplies. That right there is against the law. No I will go and buy you some damn paper clips. Okay, Well we don't want paper clips. Man. Now we've given you a severance play and for my understanding, it's been a substantial amount. And right now it's gonna be filing charges and taking you to court over these paper clips and paper I'm gonna tell you what you can do with them. Five thousand paper clips, paper clips them together, and hang you out for by yo, I ain't steal the damn paper clips. You're gonna call me six months later talk about some paper and paper clips, ma'am. I don't want to go back up the book fill up. I'm sorry, this is some fill up. So are you wanting to return all the merchandise because it looks like I didn't take no merchandise. I don't have to steal nothing from y'all. I work for you for eight years, somebody for eight years. You stole paper, paper clips, You stole all the supplied scissors, masking tape. You have taken markers, pens. We got it down to know what video takes you got. Fill Up. I ain't steal nothing from y'all. I was employee of the year. You won't gave me at Severn package? How there you call me six months later? You can take them paper clips and shove them up. You're behind Excuse me? Are we done here? No, we're not done here. So take your video tape and your paper clips and your scissors, and you know what to do with them. No, No, I don't man, No, listen. What we're gonna have to do is you're gonna get served right there at your travel agency. Where are you locating? We're missing over five thousand paper clips and we need those. Now, what's your address? I'm gonna bring your damn paper and paper clips to you. How about that? So you are you are guilty of using the paper aren't you? We all used paper Fillips. I don't feel which means guess what. It's against the law, which means you have something. If you have taken one paper clip, it's against the law. And you got pens in your car? Fillip, that corporation I bet you do. But I work for the company. I'm trying to run a business, so you're stealing too. Give me your voice this number. You calling my damn phone talking about some pens and paper clips here, lots your mine. Give me your address. I'll bring the pens and paper clips. You ain't gotta what you do thinking so many pens and so many paper clips, thousands of runs run up business. Don't call my phone within I'm talking about something. I'm gonna play this to you now. I'm gonna go ahead and order. I'm ordering the police to come and pick you up, okay, because I'm trying to get the problem. Taking care about the phone. Bring the relic thing you come with them, come get it. I got something for you when you get here and bring them. You're calling me about some paper and paper clips. I've been going from here for six months. Damn you have stolen paper clips from the company and we want to paper clipps back. Bring your over here. You want to get damn paper clips, and I'm gonna call my man so he can kick your so here if you want to. You want to address, you want the address to up. Come on. I'm a professional. I'm trying to run a business. I gotta walk away from my customers. And it was about from pens and papers and paper cups because you stole over five thousand paper your faith. And then you also you better be ready because you're stowing some stuff for Tommy and he's been over here. Wait a minute, won't wait? Tommy says, you're stowing a bunch of hirstof I don't know nobody. You don't know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You don't know him? What's your day? I say, Do you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show? Do you know him? You gotta be kicking me. Your girlfriend dor Theo got me to pray phone call you. I'm gonna kick I'm I'm going to get her right now. Come down you You made me step in the back room on you. Hey, let me ask you something, baby. What is the badest, I mean, the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show? Hey, what up? This your boy? Chris Brandon? Right now, y'all listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve, you have to tell us the story? Uh you were talking about at the mentoring camp. Well with your mother. I was now one of the mothers or two. I was not sure one or two of them. I couldn't hear and talk. They couldn't talk, or I don't talk. I'm not whatever they what they'd be saying. That's not sure. I don't really, you know, keep up. So I'm in here talking. So the lady up there standing off to the side is sign it ain't. Nobody told me nothing. So I'm talking and she just over the sun. So I looked over there, and now I ain't saying nothing at first, then she kept on. I turned around to excud me, what is you doing? So now instead of talking, she keeps saying. So I said, ma'am, I don't know what you're doing, but sit down because I don't like all that I'm talking around. You know, I don't know what you over there doing all that movie, but just come on, sit down with everybody else. So she smile and kept on sign it. Now I noticed this, laid it down front. It's just stand up. So I still ain't. Ain't did the math on this ship. The women in the audience is covering their mouth like no this food hill. And then I said, hey, look, I don't like all that. Just come on, sit down. So this woman was waving at me with both hands like Steve on, you know, waving like two one to try to I said, see, you know what did you do? I said, Hi, I spoke everybody when I came to here. No, what is your double hand? Hid for still? Later than that was holland laugh. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, let's buckle up, let's hold on tipe. We gotta for you. Strawberry letter, thank you, Tommy subject childless, manless, clueless and hungover at forty Dear Steve Harvey and Shirley. Currently, I am separated and over forty. Can't have any children main reason for my divorce. Anyway, I met a man, Mr Man, who was also separated, and we became very close. It was great. After a year, Mr Man has his divorce. Once my divorce was final, this summer, I thought Mr Man and I would be together. Well. Mr Mann told me that he was going to New Jersey to get his ex girlfriend, the woman he should have married instead of his wife. I had to ask what about me? He said, I am a beautiful woman, but I had three problems. Number one, I am too emotional. I cry at the drop of a dime. Number two, real women are mystery. Once that's gone, nothing is left. I'm an open book. Number three, the big one. I should not have. I should not have fallen in love with a married man him. I miss all the signs of this rejection. I tried to be open and honest with this man. Of course, the sex was good, but I am truly hurt so as I watch him take his ex girlfriend on a romantic weekend to the Poconos Mountains this weekend. Last night, I have my brown liquor, my brown liquor song Anita Baker no more tears and cried myself to sleep. I should have known better and controlled my feelings. At forty, so I'll say it's my fault. I am not perfect now. I am out of two men in one year at forty. I pray that God heals my heart and my mind. Childless, manless, clueless and hungover at forty. Wow. Uh, dear dear childless manless, clueless and hungover at forty I mean, yeah, you know, Uh, God, will you know protect you and heal you and all that. But you have to do your part. You know, you gotta do your part um, and that is not jumping into something when number one, you're still married to this uh, to your husband uh. And UH number two you know, just jumping in not getting to know this man, you know, sleeping with him right away. That's exactly what happened. That's what he means by the mystery. You know. Once the mystery is gone, then it's over. I mean telling him everything you said. You're an open book. You don't have to tell this man everything. He's not even your husband, um, you know, And then being so emotional and needy. You know, you gotta learn from um from your relationship so this won't happen again. And as far as not being able to have children, um, you know, if you want to go this route, adoption is always an option. It definitely is always an option. You know, think about that in your next relationship. But I don't advise you to even get in a next relationship, a new relationship until you know you learn from this particular one, so you won't keep making these same mistakes over and over and over again. So take your time, know what you want, and don't settle uh anymore. Okay, And make these not accountable, you know, talk about their plans, find out what he wants to do. You know, why should that have even been a surprise to you that he wanted to go back and marry someone else, Steve, this letter is classic, is classic, classic example of how women get involved and not know upfront her whole life is that. First of all, she's separated right now, can't have any children, main reason for my divorce. You're getting a divorce because you can't have children. Who didn't notice in the beginning? How was this not talked out thoroughly in the beginning. So you get to this point with your husband and he finds out you can't have children, or he just his size, he won't children, or this is the reason he's telling you that he got to leave. All it is, all it is, All of this could have been handled up front. You were surprised that your marriage is over because of the fact that you can't have children. You've been knowing this a greater part of your forty years, especially in your adult life where it really counts. Okay. Secondly, um, you met a man Mr. Man who was separated, which means he was still married to Mr Man gets his divorce, and once your divorce was final this summer, I thought Mr Man and I would be together keyword, I thought you once again, ma'am. And I'm just not trying not to be too hard on you because you know you made a mistake. But you said I thought Mr Man and I would be together once again. Classic classic not knowing up front. You could have found out if you and Mr Man was gonna be together before you broke off the cookie with this man. But now you're passed now cookie like it's like like it's a business card. Now you're sitting up in here and found out that Mr Man after his divorce, is gonna go back to Jersey and get his ex girlfriend. He could have told you that in to begin it. Had you inquired, Ladies, you have the right to inquire. It's not being nos it ain't being pushy. You ain't gonna run no man off. If a man really want you, you can't run him off. You can't run us off. Were scary, We wont you, we want you. We are not scary people. Men are not scary. You don't run us off, and we won't you Come on, come on, Pimpson. Players didn't put it in your head that you will run us off. Men can't be run off. So here you go. He goes to the ex girlfriend, the woman that he should have married instead of his wife. Oh, this is conversation you could have add, why are you getting to matter? Who would you have married if you didn't marry your wife? I would have married this girl in New Jersey. Matter of fact, if I ever get out of this, I'm going back and get hard. You could have found this out and saved yourself to her, So you had what about me? What about you? Was too late? He going to get the girl in Jersey. Ladies, you have every right to ask up fun see what about you was first? You gotta get the what about you out first, or when you get to the point where you gotta ask what about you? This ain't about you no more. This about him and the woman in New Jersey. Now he got his divorce, he gone, he going back to who we should have married in the first place. You ain't asked none of these questions cause you was swat having a good time. Feeling good. Y'all was pleasurable. You all had so much in common. The only thing y'all had in commons Both y'all were separated. His plans was not your plans. You have every right to know of a man's plans. You especially have the right to know, ladies, if you are not in his plans. There are ways to go about finding this out. We come back, I'm gonna open up a few more cans in the uh in this letter. Few more items in this letter share with you, especially the three problems she has. I'm too emotional, he says, he's too emotionally cried to drop down. Real women are mystery ONTs. That is gone, nothing he's left. I'll tell you what me and mean by that. And I'm an open book. And the third big one I should have should not have fallen in love with a married man. I'll tell you what that means to when we come back. You're okay. The man told me that he was going to New Jersey to get his ex girlfriend, the woman he should have married instead of his wife. I had to ask for about me, he said. I'm a beautiful woman, but I had three problems. Let's go over these problems late. Number one, I am too emotional. I cry at the drop of a dime. Well, here's the deal. If a man don't love and don't have emotional ties to you of any kind, which is obviously this man don't. He's not buying into drama. Tears to a man is drama because guess what if your man loves you and he sees you crying, he has to fix something. We got to spring into action and do something since it's it's it's the only reason we like to talk to you. We don't want to talk to you if if we can't fix it. So now you're just crying at the drop of a dime. He don't know what the hell going on. He can't fix it. That's drama. I'm not in love with you and I ain't really feeling you like that. So guess what I ain't buying into this drama over no cookie, which is all you are is some cookie. Second, real women are mystery. Once that is gone, nothing is left. He told you that, Okay, you know what that means. That means you told everything. See, y'all go about this the wrong way, y'all. Y'all think it's being honest and open. Hey, hey, y'all better understand what this really is now when you're talking to us. What to tell a man and what not to tell a man. When you give us information, we're taking this information to use it a certain way. That's what we're doing. We're not gathering information because we care for you. We gather information because we can use it in our quest Third, the big one, I should have not she said, I should have not fell in love. That's what she said with the married man. I miss all this, all the signs of this rejection. No, no, no, no, you didn't miss any of the signs of rejection. You didn't ask for the signs. You didn't ask any questions. What was his intentions after his divorce was over, Whether you've fit into the plans? How does he see you? What the big one is I'm gonna give you is that you fell in love with a married man. You know what he says to him, You had no standards. That's all that says to a man, You had no standards. Now you won't do what Now you won't start practicing standards with me. I'm not really sure if you have any, because what you ain't gonna do is start practicing new standards with me and my feelings. I'm going up to Jersey and get my old girl back. Man, holler at you. We gotta go. Email or instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at my girl. Surely Steve said something on the show the other day that I think I'm gonna do that. I have never done it. When you go to like um stories where people have stuff on layaway and if you can, if you can afford it, just pick a family out and pay to lay well, that is so good. Yeah, and you can afford it. Kind of talk on because Walmart has a tough time for a lot of families this year and they're trying to have a holiday and they ain't got much, you know, and uh, margin I usually go and just go behind the counter. As people come up, we stay in the back. They don't see us, and the lady goes when this one's four hundred, we paid, This was a thousand we paid, This was eleven hundred. We pay it. Whatever it is, we just pay until we pay. I'll be doing that minium. Okay, Well, I just need you if y'all can just do, I'm gonna pay only if you care. It went down. Yeah, I thought our old seventy five dollars. Well, j came in here and put in on you just sold sixty who is Jenny? And he thought you might look nice with these socks, but ja over there with teeny glasses not just head like you did a good job. So again we want to thank Atlanta Magic one O seven five five L A K J. Prescription is this and the giving will continue nationwide in New York City, d C, Philly, Chicago, Dallas, Pittsburgh, Norfolk, Charlotte, Dallas, Tampa. Tommy will be in Detroit, carlaval in Houston handing out turkeys. Congratulations, it's wonderful And I ain't really trying to be stupid, that doesn't matter. Just speak food. But I'm just gonna ask because I've never seen it, but have you ever seen a turkey egg? I mean, I've never seen a turkey egg before when they hatched like chickens to right, how can we never see no turkey egg? Yeah? Now yeah, where are we going with this? It was just an observation, like we buy it chicken eggs all day long. We ain't never seen the landings that would explain that goblin they're big. The turkey eggs are big, I'm assuming huh yeah yeah, but think female turkey's gobble. I think they make a clicking dog. It was just a dude walking around. Guy, I can be wrong. If it's good, you're going gobble now, I'm gonna tell you that now. It's just random things. Egg. I didn't see the chicken egg. I didn't see the ostrich egg. I have not seeing a turkey egg. Sorry. First of all, First of all, Tommy, it's not as many turkeys, and turkeys don't lay eggs like chicken. Turkey. Only ladies about one sometimes two eggs a week. Come on, welch Westford. Where we ain't seen them? Dope, we ain't seen We keep eating them. I think this means the congressional investigation. Yeah, more of this craziness coming up. Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Um, coming up next. Should you bring your new friend your boyfriend your girlfriend? Should you bring them home for Thanksgiving? M hmm uh. This is a story. It's it's Making a decision about whether or not to invite your boyfriend home or your girlfriend home for Thanksgiving is never easy, especially and if if it's new. Dating experts recommend asking yourself five important relationship questions before inviting anyone home for the holidays. Number one, how long have you been dating? Okay, the shorter of the time period, the more likely he or she may not be the same. Uh, you know, you may not be around next holiday season, so you never know given time? Okay, is it worth a potential discomfort of bringing someone who your family will never see again? So think about that. Number two, how committed are you if you're only like casually dating, you know, if you're just kicking it or or seeing you know, if if you haven't really been seeing this person for a real long time, haven't made any you know, any commitments, you know, we go together, anything like that. Don't bring anyone home. Uh, go alone? Spend some quality time. Yeah, you know the old school term. If you go together, we go together? You know, just go alone. Spend some quality time with your friends and your family. Okay, that's the best thing, the best way to handle that. Number three, Are they really serious about you? Are they really serious about you? Really? What reason you bring somebody home? No, it's because you think, yes, you've got something you do, but do they feel the same. See that's the problem though, because they'd lie to you and made you feel that way and they just want to gotta bring people to the house. Do you think you should? Yeah, you gotta bring them on because you can find out a lot quicker everybody than bost somebody whome they ain't no mo, yeah, okay. Uh. Number four, how formal is your family? How formal is the dinner gonna be? If it's the casual dinner, you know, then you can bring a friend that you're that you just started dating. You can bring seeing the movie huh yeah, yeah, leave that decision up to him or her, And don't sweat it. What you're like the ones you se anybody sit around the table? Yeah, me and got there, don't bring them? And and number five, what is your life stage? They're saying, the younger you are, the longer you should be dating someone before bringing them home for Thanksgiving. Now, if you're a little old, it doesn't take as much time to figure it out. So there you go to answer your question. I hate new people in my house. I had to watch them. I'm sorry, there ain't nobody coming to my house. I got to watch you think they might steal them? You know, your relatives that bring people with them. I hate that. No, no, nothing that can't happen. That can't happen. I hate that. Man. What's gonna happen is you ain't getting there and you're feeling looking through the window while you guys any turkey in. First of all, let me splay some too. I got a gate, so when you rain my gate, I got a camels everywhere. You can't even see my cameras. You had to get it. Now. As soon as you come up on my screen, I looking at seeing some people in, can know I go sit down. You just leave them at the gate. I ain't don open this gate. We're here. Oh man, I hate it. Man. I know it's Thanksgiving, but we're not here. I can see the turkey on this from here, but but we're not there, the turkeys there. You would leave somebody outside your house video eat comfortably. I've done I've done it. I've had him look up and see me in the window, and I still look back at him and turn my head like I don't even see it. Cold man. I've had people call me listen to this. I've had people call me. I answered the phone on my cell phone and said, hey, man, I was just at your gate and your God told me you weren't now. But I saw you up there by your car smoking a cigar to hide it. I looked down there and saw him at the gate. The God ain't let him in. So now he talked, he's gonna call me on myself. Dog. Your God told me you wasn't now and I said, you up. I saw you. I pointed at and the God turned around and saw you. He said, sir, he's not here. He said, So, man, do you just tell your god to tell people you ain't that? Yeah, he said, but I saw you. Okay, what did he tell you? Thought about me? I see your ass. Joe was waving this gate. Oh, man, me and see him. Everybody we give people out of jail. You have nothing to people on Monday. I have helped you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, somebody what I'm helping Me and Tommy just deal with our issue. Here we go get this issue out to him? What what what is this? Tommy? I compliment you early in the show. Did not sharing? Yeah, as a matter of fact, you did, you really did, and we were all shocked. Oh, Shirley's confirmation will mean nothing to mean you can go talking. What just because I talked about you threw me under the bus. Yesterday actually walked on. Shut up, Jodie. Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Show. Steve. You know, parents want the holidays to be magical for their kids, and sometimes that can really lead to overdoing it with the gifts. You know, sometimes we overspend because we love our kids so much and we want them to have everything. Oh yeah, my parents did it. Yeah, we've we've been you know, uh involved in that in every kind of way. So Carlo said, some moms and dads have found that using the rule of four helps to do that. Now, now, what is that? It's like you give your your child four gifts only for gifts like something they want, you know, something that they can wear, something they can read. And then it's like one more toy, like an education where red yeah, and then desired, Yeah, like a desire. I'm a if, I'm a boy, I don't want nothing to read. Don't We're going to say that, no, don't want. I don't want. Okay, a book, A book? It don't do No, it don't shoot. I can't chase it. It don't chase me. I can't roll it down the street. I can't ride it. So you can make that's two toys now. Okay, so you want to you want to replace book with another toy? Now, well I'm a little shake on that because I ain't gotten overing up some boxing some stuff. Good lord, they want to win some clothes. Yeah, yeah, like a damn turtleneck. I've always hated turtle neck. Really, yeah, don't like that boy came blue. Don't like I love him to the turtle talk right now. I'm just talking about on me. Okay, I love him on women. Yeah, yeah, I love turtlenecks on women. I just not I can't stand turtle neck on me and time it can't understand over there as a turn. Really, I said me, I can't stand turtle neck. Really, he take it personally? Oh so you don't care for me? So now don't give me nothing to wear? Wait? No, okay, so let's go with the rule again. Something they want something, they need something to wear, something to read. Now you said something they want something to wear, something to read to something or something. Yeah that's what you said. Won't wear read in one toy. So now listen, I don't want nothing to read, So make that two toys. Don't buy me nothing to wear to scratch that off now to the retort, and then what I won't is another damn talk. So I got foe tord. That's merry Christmas to me. So that's the poor rule, that's the foe rules and out and flipped it into poet. If I can get a wagon now, this one I needed as a boy. I want to football uniform, a bike, yeah, a wagon, and a basketball. Oh, you gotta get that cap gun. You got to get that cap You got a cab gun tank can't take it out of caps. I can play hot Scots with it. I could play folk corners with a bath. I'm doing a lot with a basketball played by myself. To get this jumper? Right? Did you ever get these four gifts? I ain't. Never got him at one time? One time? Bike? And when you think we rich, your daddy, who you think we're rich? You don't see these other people in the end bike and a way. They gotta get something too. What did you get? Tell me? What are your what are your four? I got to have a cap gun turtle that I'm sorry, right, and she'd go two parts that I didn't want that too well, but I definitely want it now looks like it might be on your knee. You know what to wear? I wanted the ability to kid outfit, you know, jacking and some jeans and got ability to kids. Yeah, that was tight right there, made out the tough ski you know that right there, that's what you wear. I wanted a big wheel though. That was the Yeah, big wheel you can climb up on. Right there. You're gonna get me, man, junior, what do you want? That's only three things? That's a capital really the kid outfit in a big win. What's the fourth? I get one moment? Yeah, I read, I read the instruction, you know what in a tari Yeah all right. It was just a little ball going back and that was all day so you can sit there all day and play it. I got hot scope. If I got a bite, Yeah, that eighteen remote control van, the eighteen r T with me the teen got If I got that, then I had a saga Genesis, Yeah, yeah, he had Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson had a game on that. Boy, Michael Jackson had a game on that where you can dance like you just throw me and there's something genesis. They got that on the widow to Michael Jackson dance game. Yeah. Man, Yeah, see the bike's transportation. You need that. The wagon was income. That's how I hustle my proper income. Yeah, I hustle. Pop up with the football uniform was just I got tired of just getting head injuries. It though, I think that's really wrong. Yeah. Basketball was just because I thought I might can get to the league and get Yeah, you have to have something in the hood that you possibly get out of Yea, if I play bas basketball, I get out of here. All right, thank you guys, cap Gun and Billy the Kid off big wheel, damning in competition with you guys, coming up my big away better than that way. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, ja, it is time for comedy Roulette. Please set this up quickly. Comedy roulette, very simple. You test our comedy ability every week. Put five sept your tone on wheel, spun the wheel? Which stop we can do to damn? That's it. Let's go Number one. Why don't you get yourself a manly dog? Stop right there? You need some manly Okay? Number two? I need that. Oh no, here we go. Number three. We're just being nice. The Preacher's wife can't sing. The preacher's wife can't sing. Okay, number four, what's that thing on your neck? A birth mark? Can I just say? Can you bust that? And the last one, the last one, These are some good ones. The last one the boy you need a shower? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, alright, let's go spending cat, I need not I want that one. You stop. The number three. We're just being nice. And preacher's wife can no disrespect, no disrespect. You know how I know she can't say because the minute the preacher announces her, everybody started justin. They see looking at one another. Oh Lord, here we go, Oh God, not again. And she's gonna do it solo. No, let the band play, Let the band play instrumental. Yeah, that's how you know the preacher's wife can't sing. And everybody in the church notice though, But when the piano player does the introduction nine times, when he just keep playing the introduction night that so we don't have to hear her sing? And did pay that note? Tell yourself? You know? You know when the preacher White can't sing, When when she gets up to sing, her preacher stick his playing in the air and walk out to his office. You know, you know, you know how she can't sing and when she's singing and she missed a note, and everybody in church and let him use you, let h let him use you, let him use let This is how I know, because they got this our church is how I know. She can't say. Everybody faith the spirit. Everybody fast out, and nobody happens to say, we didn't give the time coregation. J say what everybody in the quiet and took a knee. We can do this, we can do it. Coming up, it's more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at thirty three after the hour. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, here's the question who should host Thanksgiving dinner? Boy, this year has gone by fast. The relative with the bigger house is a question of the relative who is the better cook? The better cook? I'd rather be crowded and the food space and were just sitting way way each other complain eating green bean cassero. Hey man, where's y'all turing to draw? There's an echo of the house is so big? One kid, cranberad. They're just houling across the big empty house. It's big, but the food ain't good. I'd rather be in that tight sitting the elbow to elbow watching the game, adressing whisper. They sit right next to you. Hey, man, if you ain't gonna eat all your hand, let me right, you know. Hey, look, if you ain't get enough cleanberry house, I got plenty on my plate. Just reach on over. Yeah, how about that set potato pie? Man, we go to the project, so some good food. Yeah, anywhere, man, keep walking outside checking on your car, and keep coming back going back in. Just say you gotta don't check to check out your car. I'm going out here and see if everything all right. Earl your turn, check on the car. Man. I love dressing. Marjorie makes the dressing every year, and all her family asked for pansa really good dope dope, and we deep fried to turkey. Your son has to build butter ball. Deep fried your son turkey. And the only thing I used to do everything's I did. I did the yams every year. Really stop doing that? Why oh you don't have to anymore now? Oh? Yeah, man, man, Mama Bridges, can you say her her banana pudding? You don't even understand. You throw you into something. Yeah, yeah, that shirt. You know that. But I've heard him talk about her banana pudding before. Let me tell you something. Banana putting her strawberry cakeberry cake, strawberry cake with your nuts on outside, yummy cake with strawberry when you ain't no strawberries. It's just strawberry flavor. Okay. It's sweet, pink icing and pink cake, but it's got nuts all over the outside of it. It's kind of it reminds me of German chocolate cake, but it's all pink. Favorite German chocolate. That's Marjorie fac It was my favorite. To Marjorie can make a German chocolate cake and listen to me. And I'm not saying this because I'm married to her, because she's not listening. Her German chocolate cake tastes just like my mama Germany chocolate cake. Oh that's that's major. And if it didn't, and if it didn't, I wouldn't say it. When a black person make a German chocolate click, ain't it a black cake? It ain't. It's no longer at coming up. Steve's closing remarks at forty nine after the hour, Gather round everyone you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve, you're closing remarks for us. Hey, let me let me give you this thought that will help you out. Oh about other people's opinion. Don't let other people's opinion determine your direction. Don't let other people's opinions in fact your direct you see, let let me explain something to you. They don't know. They actually do not know what's best for you. Most people don't, even people who are well meaning. They just really don't know the answer to your success lies. Really, I'm telling you, between you and the relationship you have with God. God is in the dream come true business and whatever he puts in your imagination, that's what he had for you. We've covered this last week. But if you're gonna allow people's opinion, other people's opinion to affect your direction, you are now being guided by some people other than you and God. What do they really know? Another thing about other people's opinion. You gotta be careful, I because sometimes you need to look very closely at the person that's providing the opinion. Look at them. Some of them really really shouldn't be in the advisatory capacity. They really shouldn't. Man, it's some people passing out advice in your life that hate that ain't took their own advice. It's some people giving you advice who need to be advised. It's some people giving you advice that don't listen to nothing nobody else got to say. And their life is just an example of it. They are walking results of their of their opinion of themselves, and and and and and the and their ability to follow directions. So you gotta be careful when you're taking directions from other people, because everybody don't mean well, they don't even when they think they do. Man, how many times man in my life? Man, if I let somebody give me an opinion about me, an opinion which I should have never have listened to. You know, I'd say this all the time. I was watching um um um Joel Osteen on TV, and he said, people's opinion of you is none of your business, nor should you make it yours. It doesn't matter what their opinion of you is. It just doesn't matter because God is in to come get you business. Let me tell you something, man, wherever you are right now, I'm gonna tell you a story I heard one time. It's called It's like the Thomas and the boat story. This man named Thomas. One day was out on the boat by ourselves, a beautiful day. It's out there, sailing on the boat, and a storm came up out of nowhere, and it capsized the boat and he was way out and he was lost at seat. But he got lost, and he got washed up on a deserted island, and so he got up. He woke up. He shook up pretty bad, and he found himself on his deserted island. He didn't know where his boat was, and that he was just sitting there because the voted capsized, and so he's sitting there. So days went by, days and days and days went by. He just out on his eyelid, just trying to make it work, running out of food. He can't get nobody's attention. He drawing notes in the sand and stuff. Help. Nothing planes going by, he don't he waving, don't nobody see him. He just on this island. So weeks it went by. So he got kind of crafty, so he decided one day to build himself some shelter. Took some some bamboo and some banana leaves, and he built, you know, a little covering just for some shelter at night. And this is going along pretty good for a few days, but he's getting a little bit more and more depressed because nobody can mine. I mean, it ain't a boat going by a nothing. And it just started getting real down on itself because his predicament seems so unbelievable. So it made a fire like you do usually at night, and the wind came up. And when the wind came up, a couple of the sparks hit the shelter, these dried banana leaves and bamboo, and caught it on fire. I mean a horrible fire. It's just burning it down. It had been raining that night, man, and it started raining real bad, and he trying to stay warm, and all of a sudden, sparks catch holding all of a sudden, his whole his whole house, a little hut temporary shelter is on fire. And he just through now and he's just going, God, where are you? Man? I'm so what are you doing to me? Now? I've been out here weeks. I can't get off this island. You don't hear me? And now you didn't burn down my shelter. I mean, it's just a fire, just burning and he's standing there, man, just complaining and telling God how he didn't forsake him, and he didn't forgot he was out here in all this trouble, been out here all these weeks, Lord, where are you now? And all of a sudden he saw some flashlights and he saw some people running up on shore, and he couldn't believe it, for some people had had found him. And he said, man, I've been out here for weeks. What what did y'all do? How did y'all find me? They said, we saw your smoke signal that you're sent up. We just responding to your smoke signal. He just dropped down and started crying because he thought God had forsaken him, burned up his hut. But see that disastrous moment right there turned out to be just what he needed, that smoke signal, and they saw that and what he thought was a disastrous fire, the one ship that was going by. I saw the flames and the smoke and rescue. God is coming, man, No matter what anybody's opinion of you is, God is coming, no matter what they think, no matter how dog it's seen for you, God is coming. He always is. Always. Keep that in mind. Have a great weekend, y'all. You should do one about putting your foundation on. Getting your foundation right for all Steve Every Contests No purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey FM dot com. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show