Ig'nant Hump-day! 06.28.17

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Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all back all suit all looking back to back dog giving the bot just like the mozen buck bus things. And it's to y'all do me true good to tea Steve Hoy listening to me to other for Stuart Hobby, why don't you joy? Yea, yeah, Hobby Joy go with me, Honey, don't wait for you. Gotta turn o love go y'all. You gotta turn you to turn love, turn you love. You got to turn out to turn water the water. Y'all, comey, come on your thing at it? Uh huh, I shall will. Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on, come on, y'all dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show man. Is God good to me? Unbelievable? Yeah he is. And and I can only attribute it to one thing. It's it's just been a turnaround in my life. It's it's been me finally making a decision to see what all God has from me, but at the same time trying to be more God wants me to be instead of more of what I want to be. That's the trade off. You know, you gotta do something now. You know, you know you want God's blessings, you gotta be willing to do something on his behalf. And now I'm not saying I got it right right now, because man, I just don't. I'm just being real with you. I don't. I don't have it all together by any stretch of imagination. I'm trying to get better in several areas. I'm praying about it, I'm working on it. But you know the process. I've grown to accept the process. But I'm improving in a lot of areas from day to day. But I'll tell you what, Man, my success, all that's going on with me, I can only attribute to this turnaround. And to turnaround was simple. I turned around and started looking at God. That was a simple move. Man. I just turned around and started looking at him. And I was going, Okay, I get it. Now. You created me. You're the creator. You have a purpose for me. I understand that. Now. Now let me just walk in that purpose and let me get to doing that purpose. Now, my purpose and your purpose and their purpose and anybody's perfect purpose could be different, and the way you go about the purpose can be different. And that's the part that I've really grown up to. I've opened up my mind to understanding that everybody is different, nobody's quite the same, and that is not my right or position to judge, but to be of a forgiving spirit and understand and forgive those as I ask God to forgive me. See that's the key. That's the key, y'all. So when you out here and you stuck on this unforgiveness, understand in the Large Prayer as a segment that says, forgive us our trust passes as we forgive those who trust passed against us. There's another vergeon says, forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors. It's two different versions, but either one it means the exact same thing. It means simply this, that you are asking God to forgive yours like you forgive others. Forgive us our trust passes, as we forgive those who trust passed against us. When I crossed the line with you, God handle me the way I handle people when they crossed the line with me. You feel what I'm saying to you, See, you understand that. That's the breakdown of it. The best way I can give it to you. Forgive us our trust passes as we forgive those who us passed against us. Forgive me God for stepping over the line like I forgive those that step over the line on me. That's the hard part, man, that's the part. Man, I've really been working on. I've been really trying to get that together. And so I've learned forgiveness a lot better, and it's paid off. I can't tell you how it was paid off, because now God's mercy and grace is all over me, because I've learned to become more graceful. Now I ain't graceful like him, I ain't merciful like him, but I've learned to become more more graceful, more merciful, because man, I can't live my life like that. I just got sick of me. Man, you're mad at me now, I'm mad at you. You hating on me. Now I'm gonna hate on you. I ain't got time for that, man, I've got you. Look here, you got somewhere to go. Hate take up time. It's time consuming, and hating trying to seek revenge it time consume take up way too much of your time to seek revenge when vengeance ain't really yours that's another one. Vengeance is mine. Say if the lord it ain't yours. So now when you go to seek it to take it out, guess what you're doing. You're doing something now, man. Now you off in the area that you've got no business being in and instead of steady climbing your ladder like you're supposed to, you didn't take out time for vengeance to hate. I'm a hater. I'm gonna be a blogger. I'm a blog about so and so. When you're blogging about somebody, and most of these people you don't even know when you're blogging about somebody what you're doing, what you're hating. It takes time to hate. Man. I just decided, Man, I gotta take all my time and instead of have doing time and being active, I got to be pro active. See some people get that confused being active and being pro active. Pro is positive. Pro means to move forward. You know, if you put pro in front of most words, it's a positive influence. You know, does the pros and the cons? The pros is the good side, the cons is what can go wrong the bad side. You know, if you're active, that's one thing, but if you pro active you're going forward in a positive direction. When you become a pro that means you're the best of the best at whatever it is you chosen to be. I'm a pro so somehow, and I know, uh English teacher, grammatical god. The word pro a lot of times when you put it in front of something means positiveness. So now a lot of people think that if you just active something all to happen. Well, I'm doing something, and that's what happens. Man. We just find ourselves doing a lot of busy work that really ain't bout nothing, and it ain't going nowhere. It ain't got no direction or no purpose because we haven't tried to find out the direction of purpose. So you wake up and you and you and your wheels are spinning. You a hamster on a tread meal. You're running real fast, but you're just going in the same spot. You understand, that's cause you're just out here being active instead of proactive. Why don't you get God in your life? Why don't you turn and face your creative and find out how to become more proactive so you can do things to move yourself forward. How you can get your life off the ground and get off the tread mill and really get it rolling in the direction that it need to be going. Man, I'm telling you, God can make that change for you if he see you making the change for him. See the whole key, man, the whole key is you got to be willing to do something. You got to give God something to bless bless me God, and then you go sit on your couch and you ain't trying, okay, bless me God? What what? What? What? What? What are you working with? He can't have the people hire you if you ain't put the app in. Come on, man, how you how you think this works? You know? The blessing comes when you make a proactive step, when you try to do something on the positive side. Look, man, if you got some goals and some inspirations, you're trying to get some things to come to you, you're gonna have to do a series of things that you're uncomfortable with. See, becoming successful is uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable. But see too many people you keep trying to make your life put it in a comfort zone. You keep trying to put it that way it's convenient for you. See, you gotta get proactive. You gotta do something yourself. You make one step, he'll make two. That's that's the key, man. So come on, y'all. You know when we can straighten this thing all the way out for ourselves. You don't have to be wondering what's going on all the time. You don't have to be confused anymore. You don't have to have your life in the rut. You don't have to hate waking up in the morning. Well, I like waking up at eight, but you need to be up at five thirty, man, five thirty. Yeah, gonna get your work out out the way so it don't interfere with your day. And then going to sit down, how are you drinking your coffee? And make your plan? Then go on out the dough. But see if you want to stay in bed to eight thirty, you want to get eight to ten hours sleep? I got news for you, man, Sorry, hate to tell you this. If you sleep more than you work, you ain't gonna make it. If you play more than you work, you ain't gonna make it. See football players play on Sunday, but you know what they're doing all week long in order to play on Sunday. Huh, They at work? Man, See you don't see the training camp. You don't see the practices. You just see Sunday when they run out the tunnel and they call a number. Everybody want that moment right there? Oh, but what you got to do to get to that moment right there? A lot of work got to go in you feeling all right? Let's go today, y'all. You're listening with all I feels us. Please stand, please, We would like to welcome y'all to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're welcome once, You're welcome twice you are welcome, Welcome, Welcome, all visitors. Please stand. Those that have not been here in a while, you are now bulsit to again. Please stand. You haven't been here to wild caller stand top top top top top of the morning. It's the nephew holding it down. Uncle Steve is out of me and the crew are in as always. We're gonna rock you for four hours and had some fun up in here. All Roy. Can everybody say? All Roy? Right? All right? Carling Stanley Junior and Jay Anthony browny one money there now, good morning. I like how you said that there now it right, don't sound the same? I need that? Do I need that doun that down? You need that? Can I sell you something? Yeah? Right ahead? Morning morning, everybody, Just don't enunciate that and even just like that, man morning everyone, No, No, I don't feel well. He could try it every now and then try Junior. Let me hear man, morning everyone, what you were about to die? Viostopher, now you know? Now you know my pain, Junior, now you know my pain? Everyone to speak grammatically correct again, you we'd have to shut the baby down if he did that to die? How do you do that way? How do you like that? I know the show speaking properly for full hours boring, We would be boring. We Good morning, Carla Ferrell, and good morning morning, very good. So what are we going to do today? We have a great children. But when you speak grammatically correct, it sounds like to me, Tom, you're going over yeah, yeah, just just what am I actually doing wrong? Carla? A little fake too with it because it doesn't feel right. Carla, you're struggling now. My pain doesn't at all. It killed me at all. You do that every day, all day, she does while you're girl over here, I'm you're in and you're in your yea. It's not good every day, baby, every days. What we do, it's what we do a good time. What did you say about umpting? Nothing? It's kind of like he said something crazy. All right, listen, we got something funny coming up. You know, it's Wednesday, so we do shop talk around here. The guys will visit the barbershop when we come back. You're listening Steve Harvey Show. All right, ladies and gentlemen, it is time for it's something funny. This is barbershop talk. It's just guys sitting around the barbershop, just trash what they do cut most All right, guys, Yo, we had a little intro back. Come. We can't talk Street the ballershop. We can't we talk Stree. We can't talk Strell. You know this ain't nothing but healthy conversation. Hey, what's going on? Man? What's going on? Man? Are you doing good? I'm good? Man? He long more gonna be? I have no idea, I have no idea. How long do we got complaints? People complaining? Last week? Ye Now, what happened last? They say something about that? My friend coming here last we're talking about something. She said she want to know why. I want to know why we charge and more for her son. Here cut than we did last time. Now she know that boy head bigger than the wood when they first stopped coming down here. Double the price the old water head boys, it's double price just putting the pot in that boy here. Take you about the hour. You gotta get some cones from a construction crew because your heads, ye little about it here. That's a gallon, all gallon heads. It's gonna be double money when you come up and cut bows. And we got to put that out there on this ask y'all something. How much have we talked the ladies that's coming in here with these mustashes and wanted to get them head up? I'm some summer you can't cut. You need a weed whacker to get to. And don't get me started by their chin heads. Oh my god, we can yank with them tweets. At one time. We took four of us last week to get sister Cornell's chin hair out of her chin. It was full us together, we all pulled and he finally got it out. At it out finally blood right, A chill to you put your foot in, man, I need some mo She come back with him, chess head. She didn't leave him in she said she didn't have enough money. So we get that. Nick time, let me ask y'all something, how y'all feel like? Since we're having a barbershop meeting right now, let me ask y'all how y'all feeling about what y'all think about doing bikini waxing here at the barbershop. I ain't got no brand with I don't see nothing wrong anyway, y'all got any experience and it we're gonna have to have somebody that specialized. And if we're gonna have have it open for for service, somebody got to be able to do it. If you think some of them gin heads are something that area do and he I mean, yeah, you need You're gonna need a machete head to get done and you can all through the birth time, all right? When I need to know who who's up for doing you need? I think who brought it up should go first? Who brought no in the Second of all, make sure you've got a lot of wax, he need a lot of You gotta mil a lot of candles to need that white. All right, we won't be want what else you got, sir. I don't know at something then you know because I just want to just want to get your opinion on it. Yeah, if a baby in a stroller and he has his legs crossed, ye, shouldn't he be walking? How do you mean he's sitting there holding his bottle with his legs bro and he got passify in his mouth. Yeah, Now he looked like about seven. But then when you talk to the moment you said the boy ain't but three? Yeah, because I saw the mast we had a bottle and was on a cell phone. Lege Man, why is you pushing this man? That's what I don't understand, he said, since we talked, since I was trying to tear this board. The greatest combination duo? Uhuh's Batman? And who was the greatest side kick? Well, Robin was the greatest side the greatest team, the greatest team together. Now what you're doing right, Batman? Robbing? Right? Bad Rob? That's a pretty doing. How about Jazz Jeff Fresh Prince? You like that one? No? I think I'll go with Jordan and Pippo and it's been good they wasn't it good at Casey and Jojo? I'm dead Casey was perform when out Joe Joe, that ain't no good ain't there, but he was dead. But he was laying on the floor. He was landing right there on the floor. Man, I'm seeing Casey asked Jojo to leave what he needs. Man, I've seen Jojo Mr complete show all together? Like what was he in? Casey left him? Okay, okay, I got one for you. Peaches and Earth were doing. I got another. Who is speeches and Earth? Yeah? You mean telling me them people? What a lot of people don't know? What a lot of people don't know? There was fifteen peaches because I didn't get along with nobody, so they heads by stifteen teachers take ken, replacing peaches like a basket of peaches. I'm not good. I'm gonna tell you greaterst rap duo Dr Dre greater better than run dmc man better man, No no, no, not run dmc c. See. They had cane goals. They had a Dita's warm up, a Dita's shoot My dalas cool mo d and who one first mold is still cool though cool and MODI. The greatest duo ever is Borrock and Joe bat I gotta agree with you on that one, nephew. Thank you for shop talk. Coming up, nephews, run that prank back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, coming up at the top of the hour, we're gonna talk about the GOP healthcare bill being delayed, the vote being delayed until after the fourth of July. We knew that was gonna happen. It's going to talk about that, yeah, but right now it is time, nephew for run that prank back. What you got boy? I got some text messages on this one yesterday. Three minute remarks, three minute remarks. Got he Well, yes, I'm trying to reach your brother Keith. Please. Yeah, this is Keith. How you doing? This is Lawrence over at il funeral Home. Okay. We are the ones that have the uh doing the funeral for sister Dolores. And that is uh y'all my my understanding, right, yeah, okay, And as you know, the funeral is uh this coming Thursday. Yes, I'll be that Thursday. I'm giving you a call because it's been brought to my attention, UH that you were going to be giving remarks for the funeral. Is that correct? Yes? Absolutely, Okay. I wanted to call you because we're getting ready to print the programs for the funeral and let you know that they have taken you off for the remarks because they say that you're not going to be hold on what do you mean taking me off? Well, what I'm saying is they say that you're you're not going to abide by the two three minute rude that they have for remarks, and they wanted they've they've taken you off. And uh, who who? Who is they? Who? Come about? Come about? Who? Who? What's your name is Lawrench? I'm launched. I'm the actual funeral director lord? And who who told you to take me off? One of the one of the family members I'm assuming is who who made the adjustment? And an adjustment that ain't no adjustment. That's that's changing the whole program. Who else is gonna list? I mean there's quite a few family members doing different things, uh, throughout the funeral. Okay, So how did you get to my name? Is what I'm trying to figure out that they said that Let listen to me. Listen, listen to me. Listen to them, brother, keep listen. Tell me what they said. It is that you weren't going to abide by the time, you weren't going to do your remarks in three minutes or less. Listen, Listen, listen, listen. Monty raised me. He put me through college. And you think I'm gonna I'm gonna goes there in her funeral and be under two minutes. Well and well, listen to listen to keep brother, keep listen to me. Normally, when we have these funerals, people who give remarks, we have them three minutes or less. Okay, okay, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what, Mr Lord, don't list Uh. We have a Sheila. Yes, there's a ceiler that's singing your name off the list. You take her off the list and put me where is she supposed to be with my turn? And her time is Bobby Joy the Bobby yeah us, Bobby Jr. Is given remarks. That's a that's that's glories. That's Mr Lawes's son, right, Yes, a son, the one that didn't locked up. He just got out of till the truth be told. He one damn that put her in the comfort. You needn't take him off the list to give me all that time, because I mean, if I ain't gonna take nothing that Keith, let me let me let me just say this to you I cannot take she Law or Bobby Junior off. I can't make any alterations to this program unless they say that, actually you already you already taking you already taking people name off. He's taking my name off. But but they orchestrated this though, because they who is they? They have my problems. They try to take me off my hockey program. Who is they? Sir? I'm not gonna get into a family matter. But until they say that you can matter sure, I'm not gonna. I don't want to. I don't want to have this, this turn out to be bad, and we want to have a great homegoing for Sister Deloyer. Okay, damn right. And if I don't get to say nothing, I can't achieve. I guarant keeve you it's gonna be a truthful one in there. Somebody else don't get things in the cover too. I guarant chieve that if I don't get to say nothing, that mine keep you Minekey didn't pay for their college. I didn't put six thousand in the funeral. I bet you, I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this, Mr Lord, I bet you whether I'm on the program I'm doctor. I bet you I said I want to I'll bet you that much. You tell by that I didn't. I didn't put me through college. I can't put money on the funeral. I called around and see who ain't putting no money on the funeral? Tell them they can't see on the program, man, keep they when they decide who who Who's owning? If they ange the format, then I will call you back. Who who is vague? That's what I'm trying to get. Get you understand who is the can Can I tell you something? And I don't want you to get to our rape? Okay, go ahead, go ahead, man. I just want to say this. Keep with. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morty Show. You just got breakd just gotten breaked by your cousins. Bompy Jr. You Boom, I'm by junior U. I'm kicking Bobby. I know that My questions all up. I ain't got time to be playing man taking me up program Bobby. Bobby said, y'all grew up like brothers, man, and you was you was basically another son and Mr Lord's that's right, Yes, yes, I was. Man. Oh hey, let me ask you this man, what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Who you mean that that makes me a great T shirt? That they that it sounds like something I would say, actually exactly, No, it's tell they that. It's how about tell him that? No, it's tell that on that day. No, that's all my new prank CD y'all. Won't he do it? I'm trying to tell you it's a beast. It's you know, Tommy is pranking church folks again. So it's nothing about my mom. You can get it at Magafat and the convincing. Yes, that's where it drops. It drops that mega fest. You can't get it nowhere else, but makeup fast little Later today, I'm gonna play another one brand new you ain't heard yet, man o Lord, okay ms and I'll be here with National News. John macarone will not apologize to Serena. We'll talk about all of that. Oh my god, it's a lot of stuff going on. Stupid. Yeah, you say that about, We'll tell you everything. How are you still saying stupid? So you know you play and stupid? It's got a book to sell, you know, a brad racket. Serena do that, did what he did, and let's Serena and John McEnroe meet on the court. That's that's right, miss And is coming up next. We'll be back. You're listening to the Steve haw alright, Miss Anna is standing by with today's headlines. We got to talk about this. We touched on it a little earlier. Tennis champion John McEnroe was known for starting arguments with many a tennis officials and his playing days back in the day when he used to play, but his latest Bowl statement may have started yet another heated discussion. McEnroe said that if our girl, Serena Williams played on the men's circuit, she'd be like number seven hundred in the world. Uh and in her yeah yeah, yeah, uh. He says. That doesn't mean I don't think Serena is an incredible player. I do. But the reality of what would would happened on a given day is Serena could beat some players I believe because she is so incredibly strong mentally. But yeah, yeah, right, let's go. That's right to me. But good on the cover of vanity and all her glory. But he said, but if she just had to play the circuit, the men's circuit. That would be an entirely different story. Okay, okay, fine, you said that you have a book or something you're trying to sell. Serena, however, she is pregnant, yes, but she can still respond in a tweet and do all of that. Okay, don't let the smooth taste of this pregnancy fool. She said, Dear John, I adore and respect you, but please keep my name out of your statements. Keep me out of your stage that are not fact Yeah, that are not factually based. Serena also tweeted, I've never played anyone ranked there, nor do I have time. Respect me and my privacy as I am trying to have a baby. Good day, sir, I'm trying to have a baby here. No gott not her nerves. You all to catch that when she said good day sir, Good day sir. When a black woman goes good day sir, it's not respectful and surely that was her politically correct way of saying have a good day. Can you translate that? What is what is translated? Good day sir? Though? Jay? What is that? Don't make me in a low voice, real low, don't make me or clapping going on when she was don't or woman a woman that woman they walk off and come back because you know what that means. I'm a black woman. I'll tell you what that means, or a woman it means. I'm so mad right now, I'm so mad. I can't even I can't even tell you. I gotta walk away, and I can only say. I can only say because I can't even say the words that I'm thinking right now. Her statements you don't even necessary. Yeah, because it sounds like would be so much better than they are, no matter what it sounds. Sexist is what it sounds. Yeah, yeah, it's some some some chauvinistic hayting in his haying right now, she could beat him. I believe she three months, that's day. Yeah, no, Tommy, bring him, miss An. She's here with National You National News, the one and only miss and Trip. Thank you, thanks Tommy. Morning everybody, Good morning to morning Day, Anthony Brown, Morning, everybody out of the Morning News. Good morning. Well you know, last week, Republican leaders are predicting a vote on their healthcare plan before the July fourth holiday recess, but sending a majority. Leader Mitch McConnell's singing a different tune. Now, he says he's putting off the vote after till after everybody comes back from their holiday break. Now, McConnell says the postponement is understandable, but Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumanz says it's obvious to him something else going on. Continue to talk about it. That's a very complicated subject. I remember how challenging it was for the Democrats when they were enacting US back in twenty nine and twenty town. The big complicated subject. We've got a lot of discussions going on, and we're still optimistic. Again. The truth is at c the O eight clear yesterday the Republicans cannot exercise the rotten core at the center of their healthcare bill. Gopens fifty votes to pass the measure. Moderate Republicans are against its deep Medicaid cuts, but conservative field the cuts don't go deep enough. Lesson, two weeks after Bill Cosby's sexual assault trial in Philadelphia ended into hung jury at California Supreme Court, is now a Supreme Court judge has now scheduled July for another Bill Cosby child trial about another alleged assault, one that prosecutors say took pace of the Playboy mansion for two years ago when the alleged victim says she was fifteen years old. Sad news a Swedish actor Michael Nyquis has done. You might say Michael Nike was. Well, if you saw the movie John Wick, you'll remember that Nyquis was the Russian mob leader whose son kills John Wicks dogs son. I know that nobody, that's right. Michael Niqus had lung cancer on courts. Was fifty six, only fifty six years o w Yeah, John Wick was some movie. Guess what they're Apparently ten and a half million interactions on Facebook and Twitter for the b ET Awards Sunday night. That was the week's most social TV show. The Return of Power came in a close second. Apparently the numbers show a lot of folks switching back between Power and the b ET. Also to Guard, Yeah, Phil Jackson is out as head of the Coach and the Knicks at the Garden after three years. Phil Jackson's record eight and one sixties six, So he's out of there. And according to brass mus and uh survey, yes, all right now learn my listen, will okay? Guess that's all right? That's right? Can't please very but you gotta please yourself. Hey, you're six of Americans believe in life after death. Only seventy percent today they don't believe in and afterlife, and about say they're not true. I'm heading my bets. Stay tuned right now, Eugene in the Butterfly coming up twenty minutes after the hour the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're seen Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is that time for the Butterfly. Jay, Anthony Brown, King King do it again, j W tell you you j That's how you bring somebody out. That's what I'm saying back. I was doing it good everyone, Charley Carlin m Junior time Brown. I have to say is pleasant. It is so pleasant. When I tried about something here, I hate to say, hey, wait a minute now. I'm not trying to knock it now. I'm just saying, it's been the last best two weeks of my life. That just happens. I'm just saying that, Yeah, you're not one of his favorite now, So before he comes back, I want to ask the fella something. I have a couple of things that I want today. I'm asking things about the show. Things on the show okay, Um, Timmy Junior and j Anthony Brad Yes, I want to be a part of the barbershop. Ski, I want to be a part of the cut mouse. You want to be in the shop. Yeah, what if y'all vote me in, then when Steve get back, he wanta be in to vote me out. You believe that, you believe that? You do believe that? Do you know that it is his shop? But I just but I want to be I want to be the nail taking it in the barbershop. These three votes can keep you in. Got a lot of faith in me, man, I appreciate it. Though. If y'all are electoral about then I'm then it's gonna be. So that's one thing I want you to think about that and then I'll come up with Towards the Sugar. Toward the Sugar is a comedy tour with me, Timmy Junior, Anthony Brown and I will tell you what I gonna I'm gonna be houstick. How'd you come up with that? Just serious? Because we're I'll just sweet people. True we are, Carolina. It's a sweet person is a very very sweet man. I have that beat. Yeah, that's what I want to you have to be another thing is Shirley. Yes, but I would start, I would like to start weighing in on the strawberry ladder. I want to do. Man, you do know Steve's coming back now. No, no, there's no room for you on that. Why y'all let Steve just just do y'all like that? Why y'all scared of him? Y'all got of Maybe maybe we'll let you do something today. Well, I wanted to do this Eugene's hotline. That is what I wanted to do today. When people can call me and talk to me, y'all but me and get my advice on some things. This is a team effort. Butterfly, I don't do a nap, and a lot of people are saying that I don't do enough on the show. All Right, we gotta go on to murder these hits with Jan. We just thank you, Butterfly, but Jan we come back. It's gonna murder another hit, will be back. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, it's that time. He don't have a he don't have a gun, he don't have a knife. You're nothing to strangle you. He got a different way of doing it. He murders. It's all legal. What you got, Jake. It's amazing that I get away with him. Man, I gotta do a quick show that A happy birthday is Sandra Charleston, Happy birthday to you. This song is by none other than Johnny Mills. I mean Johnny Gills jails from his album Laying Change, game changing my song. Because you don't like the song game Changing, well you might not like this one that much. Okay, it's lane changing. Check it out. I murdered it. Yes, Oh my god, I just just not there's a one waste down you're doing. You ain't gotta that's I don't want to write with you. Love. I don't need my damn of you in a car or a trump be the weird not a girl. Now can the world? You can do whatever you want? Usis I can? And swerving? Pat on myself. Nervous girl, who're gonna kill all the first? You're a name changer. God, lets get hell out of meat? Yeah, riding with you, peel the little night, every time you driving up streets, held to the ground, visit to light your mirror's girl, Please hell when you change your name, baby girl. No signal at all me TI gets your pain. I guess well what I'm saying. I know the driving John g hell out of me? Yea, yeah, you're change John hell out of me? Yeah, fighting out bad John very much. It's a great song, too bad we murdered it to change what I like though your heart is yeah, rights will not let you sing a song bad. We have the biggest fights, man. I don't want to do any more, dude. You and Jay j in concert sitting on a stool with one league down on one league rocket side and side my wife Jackie. I don't want to ride with Hug. You want to tell me somebody to scare the hell out of me when they drive it? Just just let meet just over. I meet you as men though have like a like a hesitation to get in the car with a female drawing the Truth's tell the truth. I don't want to ride. I did want to ask you though you talk to Johnny Giliback. Johnny gill is so upset with me because this album has been doing real good. He's had four hits off of us. We've murdered every last one of them. Yeah, great album, there's another one, Johnny happen again. Takes me back to the b ET Awards Sunday night. Johnny nailed, he nailed? Did he did? And can you imagine you like hat and you're sitting there, you drink it and you see eighteen new editions. I know, I know it's something, right alright? Coming up next to Nephews prank phone call right after this. You're listening to the string show, all right, coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after the hour today Strawberry letter. The subject if he can't pay, he can't stay. I don't even need to read this that. It's just answer, Yeah, honey, no money. The answer is in the title. If you can't pay, he can't stay is the subject. But first, come on, Nephew with your prank phone call. It's a brand new one today, brand spanking new. Y'all ready all right, Jezebelle Spirit, Jezebell Spirit. My grandmother used to call me that all the time. Bad with me for a moment, if you would for Jezebel Spirit. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a sister Alicia. Alright, alright, alright. You may not know my boys, but I'm sure you probably know me if you saw me. But I'm brother Greg at the church. Okay, all right, how are you doing. I'm good, I'm good. I'm sorry to disturb your evening. I wanted to reach out to you the you know, the workers at the church. We had a meeting, uh, a lot of the deacons and the sisters at the church they have come to had a meeting, and I wanted to give you a call. Melanie, Melanie, that's that's that's your sister, right, yeah, that's my Sister's my baby sister. Okay, all right, Well, now we've got a bit of a problem. But um, they felt that it would be best for them for me to call you and discuss it with you and and let you know what the you know what they have agreed upon. I'm just basically the messenger and I'm just calling you to give you the word of what's going on. Okay, um right, yeah, brother Greed, Greg agreed up, right, Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, I know, I think I know. Yeah, okay, okay, all right, Um, Well, like I said, Sister Alicia, what the officials of the church is saying is that they they're saying that they have reason to believe that your sister has been having an affair with with answer and uh, my sister, your sister, Melanie, they're saying she's having it and having a fan with having an affair with pastor dot not. And I'm, like I said, I'm just the messenger. Okay, So why are y'all calling me about something Melani doing the like I said, the officials had a meeting, and what they're saying is this is nothing but a Jezebel spirit, and what they do not wait, wait, wait a minute now, and now you're being rude. Now come on, okay, i'na yet. Now you just hear me out. Now they're saying that this is a jezzle bell spirit and they would rather oh of the family not be welcome at the church anymore. Okay, First of all, why are you delivering a message to me about my sister? If you have a problem with my sister, seems like you will be calling my sister. Now we two separate people. So why are you calling me about my sister about a rumor? And now you say y'all don't want me in the church. Is that? Is that what you're saying? Brother and family so if you got some brothers, sisters, aunt teams, they want because the ever deadly all of the ladies in the TOMPs of fact must have some type of Jezebel spirit of no, and they don't want to wait wait, wait, wait a minute, now, you just like I said, now, be be mindful who you're speaking to. Calling somebody a Jezebel. What you can't do is called somebody and accuse somebody and then call him a derogatory word. Tell about somebody a Jezebel and a Jezebel. Now you're being rude, sir. It's a Jezebel's spirit. It's what they were saying that that's got to be the most asternine who lies. And that's I has ever heard in my life. Who done that? Who are you to call me? Don't ask me no like that? You're calling me all like some hush but who who? To hell? Cast my bay? Got a Jezebel? Sis, that's what I called somebody? Kid? Come like you got a bad kid? Did your mama have a Jezebel? Spit? Don't wait wait wait a minute, no, I'm just wait a minute. Did your mama did your red lip sit where I'm wife's out of Jezebel's spirit. I'm asking you. That's what's gonna happen. You're gonna mess around and get your and get drawn through the damn pool pit around with the top. Well, as of right now, the family can't come to the church. You think we want to be around a church that got people call like asking me, how's your damn? I do I have a Jezebel still who? But you never answered the question do you have one? I might have a ray hand spirit? Now you know she was a good Bible. Now I've been a church for the last a year. I don't say planic tide to this church. And at the problem of me, tell have a problem with me? Just Alicia, Yeah, let me tell you this. Then I'm gonna be too. Go ahead. First of all, before you see another damn work, you need to apologize and thinks to look like you got okay, can I say this? Go ahead? Go ahead? I apologize. Okay, I apologize because this is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show and you just got franked by your sister Melanie. I'm gonna kick out. That was right, That was that was a good for you. You got Melanie Day. I don't know who the lady is in the choir with really stick home that I have no her idea, alright, no juger bel spirits, none of that. We all right. Maybe maybe you ray half like I did. Maybe your rayl because you're gonna even more than one table. She did good work for the kingdom, because you know I've been working for the kingdom. Now I have been right a long time. Now. Wait, you know what you, oh lottle church people. I love church people. Hey, let me ask you something. What is the baddest radio show with the land show? Tommy? You weren't feeling to you. I'm afraid for you. You can't go nowhere in public. You can't even go to jail. I'm going to Megafaest come Friday night, watch me do it. Ye and sending this Frank c D brand spanking new baby. It's some people over here. Y'all understand that. Y'all know I got uh Jane Fortune uh tribute. It's some people that got branked up in here. Yes, celebrities, celebrities over here. He is and won't he doing break c D. And it's being sold at the Convention Center Megafaest frying this Saturday, y'all. Don't boy, you better come see the nephew because me you said the entertaining everybody else and that can fool up in here. Come Friday night, it is a time to laugh. That's always kid. Jay, I can't hear you. Turn your mic on. He's gonna we can't hear you. Jay did your mic go out? Oh it's michaeling out. We gotta come in. Yeah, we definitely have to fix your mike. Listen, it's out. Oh man, you gotta get a mic up in here. You gotta switch. He didn't get Uh Nicki minaj okay back in the news. She recently received the key to the City of Queens from the office of Melinda Kats, the Queen's Borough President. Manage quickly shared the gift with her fans, hashtagging uh Proud Queen's Girl. The award was bestowed on Manage for outstanding career achievements in music and other news. Uh Nicki News that is TMZ is reporting that Nicki couldn't care less about her two ex fighting member when Meek Mills Crew got into it with Safari uh b e t Weekend all that drama. Well, Mick Mill might have ordered his boys to jump her ex Safari, but Nikki is not so worried about them, because guess what, she's got a new boo. She's happily kicking it with none other than Nasir Jones, otherwise known as Na Na Na. That's here, Nicky Nasa, Nikky. I like it. I like it all right. Strawberry Letter coming up next. If he can't pay, he can't play, stay, you know, if he can't pay, he can't stay. Okay, why do we need this? You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's that out. Let's buckle up and let's hold on tight as we as we slide on over to the Strawberry Letter. It's up this morning. Yeah, up, Take two? Who is you say the X take to Tommy? Come on, all right, buckle up, hold on time. We gotta your heir. It is straw Berry Letter. Thank you? Okay, subject, If he can't pay, he can't stay, drop the mic at that point. Yeah, just Stephen Shirley. I need advice, and I know you won't lie to me. I'm twenty seven, I don't have any children, I'm in management, I have two cars. My own place, and I'm in school full time. Here's my issue. I'm dating a guy that has nothing going on. We've been together for three years. He has four children, no car, and he used to live with me. I tried to help him get a better job, but he wants to work dead in jobs. I told him he should offer to pay some of my household bills, and he says I watched too much love and hip hop and I want to live that kind of life. I don't say anything wrong with wanting nice things and going on nice vacations. I want a man that can say, baby, I'll pay your car note this month, or I'll pay your rent this month. Dang. All I want is a man that I don't have to struggle with. I gave him chance after chance to get it together, and he didn't, so I finally put him out. Now he constantly tries to make me feel bad for wanting more. Don't get me wrong, I of this man, but I'm fed up. Should I just cut him off or continue to try to help him get his life on track. I'm almost thirty and I want a family, but not with him if he can get If he can't get it together, I don't want to keep wasting my time with him? What should I do? I need your advice. All your answers are in the letter. They're all there. I mean, you're fed up, all right, You're you're thirty, you you're almost thirty. You want a family, but not with him if he can't get it together. I don't want to keep wasting my time with him. All your answers are right here in these letters. I have some questions for you. Why should you help someone that doesn't want to help themselves? Why should you do that? Why do you want to help a man who constantly puts you down? Constantly put you down? Why? Why do you want to live like that? You have way too much going on. It's like Beyonce says in the letter and in that song, hold up, don't try to slow me down. Listen, Please just keep him moving. Okay, you've tried to help him. He doesn't want to help himself, he doesn't want to do better on his own. Okay, you can't help him. Um, you know you put him out already. You feel you feel like sorry for him or something. Right now, you have to keep it moving and go on with your life. You've got a lot going on. You have a lot on your plate. You know, it doesn't mean that you can't care about him, But as far as you know, picking him up and and doing all the things that you want to do, that's over. You already put him out. Don't look back on this situation. Be his friend if he wants to talk or something like that, but you're done with him. He can bring you down. He puts you down all the time. Don't allow that. All right, move on with your life and keep it moving, and don't let him make you feel guilty about it. Jack, have you ever heard h pressure people? And this is how it said to people who think they've been nearybody? I think, and it's always sad like that. You just think you biding everybody else, not better than biding everybody else. All of a sudden, you got a little you know what, they bring you up with, your littlettle job, You got your little little baby, you got your little car, and now you won't talk down to me. Well, I'm fine with where I am. I ain't trying to talk down. And nobody see your problem and your problem in your life. You think you bid everybody better than none of that said that way? You think because you would school. You bidding everybody there, got your little apartment, You bidding everybody here. You ain't bet nobody. You just like me, Just like me, gonna bring me down, top down to me because I got a job. But you know what I got me that need? You didn't you did at that bad that I'm doing to your girl. Come on, let's go ahead and just put it out there. At the bottom of the lot is you won't too damn much. You won't too much. That's what's wrong with you. If he can't paid, he can't stay. You won't too much with your greeted. But how about that, Yeah, he can't paid, he can't stay. How about you won't too much with your greeded, But how about that? You got to call. You got to have a call. You want your own place, you got to have it. You didn't management. You've been wanting that. You want to go on vacations. You want let you want somebody to pay this for you pay that. You won't too much with your greeted. But that's what's wrong. That's what's wrong. What you guys seeing this ladder while you don't see this, you see that man struggling. He got folk. Can't you see struggle and you want to pile some more on his plate? Now you want to get me to have some more babies? You see the man got babies, taking one of them, two kids and claim them. Why you got to go sitting this man through this? How is this her fault? Folks? She won't much shit behind. She picked him, she says, she loved him. Love to be unconditionally comes with conditions. I see not since she got to go on vacation, what's wrong with she lived it with a nice vacation. She's in school, she worked, do yeah, don't don't. Don't don't people do stay cases all the time. Stay right there and go in and then and see what divide looks like. You ain't got to go to do that. You ain't got to run down in California looking. But I'm putting up on the internet. You can go to these places at the tip of your in your mind, in your mind, all right, Come on, junior, before we get out of you're done with your stupidity, and nephew, jill taste. Yeah, I've got about thirty seconds. Where were Jesus teessus, Junior? Where were you in oh three? For me, just where was she? And O three for me? Everyone's Ryan when everyone is rhyming this morning? Okay, she started, he came, he can't stay in st get out. Okay, we'll do part two of this strawberry letter when we come back at twenty three after Junior Euroup. We'll be back. If you're listening, show all right, back to this crazy letters subject, if he can't pay, he can't stay. Before we get to it, let's remind everyone, if you have relationship issues you want us to give you some advice, please send all your letters, all your strawberry letters to Steve Harvey dot com. Okay, and we'll get to him and uh we'll try and iron it out and help you, just like we're trying to do with this young lady. Uh. It was written by a twenty seven year old lady. The subject is if he can't pay, he can't stay. She's twenty seven, she doesn't have any children, she's in management, she has two cars, her own place. She's in school full time, so she's got a full plate right there. But here's her issue. She says she's dating a guy that has nothing going on. They've been together for about three years. He has four children, he doesn't have a car. They used to live together. She tried to help him, but he just wants to work these dead end jobs. Uh. She told him that he should offer to pay some of her bills, and he says she just watches too much love and hip hop. You know, she just wants too much. Uh, she wants that kind of lifestyle. She says, I don't see anything wrong with wanting nice things and going on nice vacations. And she wants a man who can help her pay some bills, pay her rent, do all of those nice things for her. She says, she's given him chance after chance, and um, you know, if he doesn't get it together, well, what the ultimate happens? She finally had to put him out, but now he's constantly trying to make her feel bad for wanting more. And she says she loves him, but she's fed up? Does she? The question is does she just cut him off or continue to try to help him get his life on track. She's almost thirty. She wants a family, but not with him. If he doesn't get it together, all right, she doesn't want to keep wasting her time. What should she do? So? Um, she's that's all he has. It's time everything you got a good job to cause she wants a man to help her. Come on, Junior, and Tommy is on the wrong side of this one. I'm actually you know, because really I do. I do. Now I'm about to be over there with them this. Don't get this confused. I think the problem is it's not her. She's got the wrong guy. See, if you're gonna get a nothing dude, you should have got me, because where was you for me in oh three? I didn't have nothing going on. If you don't have no money, you need extra skills. You just cannot have no money and complain. Okay, I don't have no money, but I can cook. Okay, say you come home. You think about putting me out of cook. I ain't got no money, but I can watch them too calls. I know I can watch them too call. So I can't have nothing going on on oh three. See, that's why I think I should have been there. She could have gave me a lot of motivation. I know I don't have no money, but I tell you what, I can fold sheets, and that is different them skills to stay in that house, she had to rong dude, he want to do nothing. He just wanted I would have been in there dusting. April draws on dusting. Now I do something to stay in this house. So you can't have no money. Just be lazy, that's all I'm saying. You cannot have that. I'm I can't. I ain't got no money, but I do kids homework real well, I'm really good at them kids homework. I know how to do a love that. I rub feet. I ain't got no money, but I can rub feet make you feel like you got two new ones. Now, you just ain't got no money. You just can't lay up in that house. It's all I'm saying. That's right, that's right. You're kind of on her side. Yeah, but he just nothing. Dude, you should something. Yeah. Are you you're having a change of her heart? Nephew, No, No, I'm not. I still think she's selfish because she has a whole lot. She got a good job, nighthouse, two calls. You know what more do you want? You got a good man, she loved it. We got a good man. You know what? There are something ran into one yesterday man and the dad and and that's what different y'all agree to. That's that's different. Then they need a new meet. That's not what she's talking about. This man home doing nothing. Yeah, he's doing nothing. She needs to move on. She's been with this man for three years and all he does is put her down. No, because she wants a better life. Come on now, and as hard as she's working. Sorry, guys, I don't agree with you on this one. Sometimes nothing takes a lot of work. So thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. We have to go. Okay, we have to move on. You can email us or instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter and my girl Shirley Okay, emails your thoughts, we'll post this letter. I gotta tell you that La La sat with Wendy Williams yesterday and she spoke about her relationship with her estranged husband. Estranged husband, Carmelo Anthony. La La was looking good. She looked great at the BAT Awards on Sunday. She emphasizes she and Melow are the best of friends and are working together to raise their son. Now. When Wendy Williams asked her if they're getting a divorce, La La said, not right now, Wendy. Uh yeah, Okay, that's what That's what Wendy said. She said, looks like seems like Melow wants you back. And then La La said, well why wouldn't he? And the audience went wild. Okay, they went crazy on that one because La La, like I said, was looking real good. Happened in relationship? I'm not well think it was the case of him going to a strip club or something and uh, you want to finish that, nephew, cheating and cheated. It was he was hanging out with yeah, you know, glitter Benanta, and I think she yeah, yeah, I think there was a pregnancy, and then there's that yeah better than everyone else. She thinks she's better than everyone else. So it kind of seems, you know the way Lola was talking that perhaps you know, there may be a record affiliation. I said, I said it then, and I said she had taken back You think she was with the baby like in the like in the movie with the Yeah, Well, a lot of women move on after their husband, you know, a lot a lot of women. Yeah, a lot of women do take them back, you know, if they've changed and they can see change and they can rebuild that trust. But that trust in this relationship is broken. And their friends now and their friends because they have that young son, Cayenne, they have to compare and and she still loves them, you know. Her husband. Yeah, and he gave her a birthday shout out because it was her birthday a couple of days ago, and he said, yeah, he told her, you are my Earth, Mellow said. He said, Earth. Yeah, that's like my whole world. You're everything to me. Yeah, you're my Earth. Say anything in the house, you're my Earth. Not it was her birthday. It was her birthday. Yeah, yeah, that's that's that means something right there. It's certainly trying to get back in the house. No, it doesn't sit now, no Earth. So alright, coming up next, just to leave it alone time. He coming up next, j Anthony Brown's Man in the Street. We'll be back right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right. Coming up next is j Anthony Brown's Man in the Street coming up right now. I should say that next, But Jay, what is your topic today? Playday? Topic? First one, I tell you where I got this drump be Et Awards. Well, everybody was inside. Who wants to be inside when you're working outside? Everyone the real world was they didn't pay me to go inside? Steve wouldn't pay me to go inside? You damn this this man on the street be eat Awards outside check it out. Jansony Brown for the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Who in your family you'd like to see in their own reality show us? What would the show be called? It would be called double Stunning love because we're looking for love on your show for love copany My sister, she's a question designer. My mother why? Because she wear many hats? My son? Why you? Because he's a genius. Oh, my baby brother? How older? He's poor? My mom's why your mom? Because she's crazy? Is that either me or my dad? Yeah? All right, my mom? Why are your mom? Man? She's funny's hilarious. I want to see my boy Marnie's why Marnie? Marnie? Is he crazy? That man? I would like to see my mom? Why are your mom? Because I feel like she would make a good reality show with all her kids. And it'll be he'll be called behind the stress, behind the strip? Alright, alright, I probably wow. What would it be called? I would like to see myself? What would it be? Come? Man? Hey, how you guys doing. Let me ask you a question. What do Steve have me? Morning Shell. Who in your family you'd like to see in their own reality show? What would it be called? Brand's World? My little nephew. What would it be called? Life of Carrie? Life and Carrie? All right? Definitely? My mother? What would it be called the GUI? What would the opening episode be about? And with his shirt off in the house talking crap? My mother? What would it be called Life at the Bottom? Life at the bottom, O? My sister, my roommates. What would it be called Y eight? That's our apartment number, that's the number? All right? Thank you all? What would it be called the Life of the Life of Granny? Thank you so much? My dad? My daughter? What would it be called? Lyrics World? My grandmother? What would it be called? My brother? Told my mother? And being a question, what would be called Steve? We called Jason Clay Acre, everybody, Shu, Jandy Brown, Steve Irving Morning Show. Who in your family would you like to see with their own reality show? What my brother's brother? What would it be called? I do like my brother's brother, though I like that that was a j. Johnson to have a show called My Brother's brother. Yeah, shout out to j. A lot of people said their mom. A lot of people said their mother. Yeah. I think my sister would be if she wanted to be on camera, but she doesn't want to be on camera, so you can never get to shoot that show. Oh yeah, she's very funny. Oh my daughter kesha. Yeah, you can follow her around with Yeah. Somebody said from the bottom, Yeah when your family. I was just thinking about that. Probably my crazy the daughter share it in all her stuff going on in her life. Yeah, probably share it. Yeah, she's funny, you know, talented, she can dance it. I mean, you know, she's very smart, very very smart. Yeah, so probably share anybody I watched that, Oh yeah, nextbody to come out, that would be good. Yeah, those two together, Oh my god. Comedy huh to I would do one when you're keeping up with the Ferrell's. Yeah, that would be good. Me and my daughter and my husband. Oh and my husband's funny so straight. Yeah, Timmy Jordan's my son, George's funny kids are funny, the kids, and then they grew up in the not so funny. Yeah, my daughter is still crazy, she's still funny. Uh huh. You can do cheer moms. What about me? Yeah, pick a person, your family, your grandmother, your mother, my sister, grandfather, uncles, both uncles, mr, my mama. It don't matter, man, just pick that. In fact, we called it Junior's people. Yeah, my name, I don't know my name even own it. Not for them, No, no, sir, not that family. People are show my nephew, the crazy one. You know they got you know, they have a man, they have so many issues. Man, is there anybody in your family that's like normal? Like normal? No? I never't even knew what normal was un till I met you all. I mean, really, are you kidding me? Right now? That's funny. Y'all ain't got no records, nothing like y'all actually real citizens. You know that we're clean quickly, We do pretty good around like that's a great Yeah. Yeah, And my aunt was still left. She'd be reality drinking. I didn't say she drank. She wasn't aware of the fact that she drank. You know what, I told you that her tongue would get heavy when she was that get real thick and get real thick. It gets like that. Yeah, well, little that you've been drinking. She was a denial about the drink. It was so Now. The thing I liked about it, she would because my grandmama when she got drunk that it bit mama fit only when everybody but but oh my god, yeah, it would be a lot of beeps, so go on, Yeah, a lot of beeps. A great show though, Yeah, yeah, I think my favorite part of it would be when he would tell little Tommy stories though on the show, on the show, and oh look at the time to nephew, it's time for us to do right or wrong with the nephew and junior. That's coming up. Yeah, that's coming up. You're listening to show. All right, here we are. It's time for the nephew and junior to step up to the plate with another addition of this crazy segments. I'm fooling with you. I'm not fooling with you, man, because what is it now? Let m yours have to argue with somebody so stupid that there's no way this makes sense? Is this? You got essence? You change? You're gonna go with a don't well, we'll let Jay be the jack once again. I'm not gonna win on this without Oh yeah, because you and Jay have been what has been being fair though with this, you got it. You gotta admit to that, though, Man, just go ahead. Just while I'm packing. I was packing last night, foot essence when this phone call came in. I hit him with four different things. He hung up on me on the first two. Last you you know, he just argued with me. So, Jake, right a wrong? Tell me what you think, Jake, tell this food. If you married but you haven't dinner with your number two, that you're still supposed to pray over the food. Tell him that absolutely, phone went click, thank you, thank you, thank you. If you're married, what you haven't dinner, you're still supposed to pray over them, and you think the Lord gonna bless that. So let me let me ask your question. So, when you're sitting there because you took your bows and you're married, and you're concerned about blessing the food, the food with your mistress, it's in proper the woman you're having an adulterous affair with, you're having to get out there to think about the food. People focus on the food. Let's focus on hocus on the food situation. What he's supposed to be there. Hello, you don't care if you eat, if you're having wait, wait, wait, wait, don't it safe for the nourishment of eyeboy? If you're cheating, we don't care the moment. Way you would be cheating and saying only way wait wait, listen, listen, listen to the way you could be cheating is if you're having cake and you're not supposed to be there you go, that would be cheating. You're cheating on your diet. That would be cheating that you do. That's what you got out of that. He's hanging with your stupid or not right there? All right, we've had with ament before, Jake. We're just moving on from that. Yea. I just want to be eating with you, okay, not us, and you're the woman you're cheating on your wife with no okay, tell him, Jake, because I have this is the only going argument between him. Tell him. Tell him that number eleven is really one to one. Keep bringing that bad one and thirty one is thirty one? Ain't eleven one to one? One to one? Yeah? Right, you can wait to say what a lot of people don't know. Have you ever heard the term fifty eleven? I called you times? Yeah, that's five? Heard it in fifty times? He's right, that's not one one more time T one. Twenty one is twenty one thirte It starts. It has to start with with the one one TI one. You don't use it. You don't go into the store and say let me get the number one to one because people don't use it much. In fact, the story seven eleven should be seven one. I told you, I told you this is called nine one to one. If you got an emergence cat what you're clapping? Fun? Okay, okay, okay, Jake, this this is this is what I called him back. Okay, I'm fair. I'm gonna be fair. Stid listen up, calling shirt, listen all right, tell little boy, if a person has been born again, they don't have to belly. But I'm telling him, let me see, born again you can't use the same belly. But if you're born again, you're gonna have to belly. But idiot, I think I think way Jay is being quiet. I don't think he's gonna agree with. All I have to say is when the managed right to management? What need to be kidding me? You're not agreeing with the two belly. But again, theory, I don't like to go and I'm always fair. I'm always fair one nine out of one to one time. See that? How can you have too bad it? Buttons, you only come out of a wound one time, not if you're born again. That has to do with that's a Christian reference. But that means you get to anything. You're getting another. So I guess we're gonna go to church. Son, just readybody shirt and see who got too battery. But you just ain't been born again a Christma. That's what that means. You know, last one year, last last one, last one. God, you just don't you don't you just you don't have a knowledge. Call me listen, tell it food. There is a preparation A through g. They just don't sell it everywhere. Their lighter, their lighter lighter. Sometimes you don't need a full h The doctor can look at you say you need a preparation. D I told you you you. I don't even understand. They're just not as popular. They don't where are they for the same thing? That's what he's telling heavier. All right, we'll be back after this. Okay, you're listening to the Steve al right, Um, this story gets on my nerves. Let me just say that I'm sure you guys are going to agree. Tennis champion John McEnroe was known, you know, he was such a bad boy on the court. Uh. He was known for starting arguments with many of the tennis the officials. They're back in the day when he used to play. But his latest Bowl statement may have started yet another heated discussion. I listen to what he said. McEnroe said that if Serena Williams our Girl played on the men's circuit, she'd be like number seven hundred in the world. And I was like, what, what are you saying? She's number one right now? Okay, she's number one. Yeah, she's number like seven hundred in the world if she was on the men's circuit. That doesn't mean I don't think Serena is an incredible player. I do. But the reality of what would happen on any given day is Serena could beat some players, I believe, but she is so incredibly strong mentally because she's so incredibly strong mentally. But if she had to just play the circuit, the men's circuit, that would be an entirely different story. So who cares? What do you have to think? What you what you think about this. He must need attention to drag Yea Serena into it. Now, okay, but that's okay, Serena responded. Serena responded and all her pregnant, all her pregnant glory to check her out on the cover of Vanity Fair right now looking great? Yes she Serena tweeted that, um, dear John, Dear John, I adore and respect you, but please please keep me out of your statements that are not factually based. Serena also tweeted, I've never played anyone ranked there, nor do I have time respect me and my privacy as I'm trying to have a baby. And here's my favorite part of this whole tweet, good day sir, the British good day, Good day. I love that when a black woman goes good day sir, it's pretty much she's done. Then. Yeah, you know, I think the problem is because he said the number seven hundred come on now, seven seven, so disrespectable really for seven is unnecessary. Now, she might not be federal or an adult, but she showed you up. Everybody in Spain I've seen in rackets. They don't seem too strong. I know she could beat Yeah, she's not out there playing when she's on the court. This is her job, her livelihood, her skill. If you ask some of those white women, she beat me. She has twenty three single grand slams. Do need to beat up the overall best fourteen in doubles? Rotter had eighteen single slams. She could beat your But how about that? I mean, yeah, I would. She'd been like number seven hundred in the world. Well, let me ask you a question. Didn't she get one of her the last title that she won, Well, she definitely was. The baby could beat his right crazy. Yeah, But anyway to show Serena, to show Serena love, just pick up the copy of Vanity Fear that she's on. Let's sell that out. Okay, Yeah, take that, John McEnroe, and yeah, because yeah, she just said, good day, sir, good day. I love that. All Right, we'll be back. You're listening to Steve Harvey morning shows. I know, show Stevens here, Steven's out the cruise here. You know, we got you, Steve, We got you. Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy, and you guys are gonna enjoy too this weekend, right, Carla and Junior heading out to New Orleans for the Essence. Best don't talk to me right now, Junior, to you right now, because you don't understand I'm going down to Essence. I never did no show this big. I can't talk to me right now. I'm wait a minute talking. You're about to be brand new, abody to be so brand as soon as I'll step off the stage, Please tell it out the way I'm going down, my dude, that's with me. Just hollow out. I need the whole backstage, Claire like I'm make eye contact with you, Junior, and do it. I'm gonna be just like I need. When you leave the stage, Junior, say good day. My name is Julia and good day. So right, yeah, Well we will be there, Junior, and I will be at that suspect. I know if you can hear my voice, I know some of y'all packing getting ready to head to New Orleans June thirty through July second. We will be there. I will be hosting things in the convention Center, Essence Eats, Experience of the Change Man, Shrimper and grits, red beans and gumbo, so food, greens. Oh oh, and I'm hosting the stage every single day. M Yes, yummy, yummy, yummy. If you want details, if you want to stop by, a lot of people have been hitting me up on social media saying, hey, we want to register, we are headed your way. We want to come by Essence Eats. Make sure you go to my Instagram page at lips by Carla and I have all the details on how you can register very quickly. Time is running out because we are leaving. I am headed to s this Friday. When you get to the airport, both of y'all you're laying in New Work. They got a hot dog standing. They looked like a hot dog. You got to get you a hot dog right there to jump at off. Excuse me, I used to live in New Orleans. What you're telling I'm taking you back through it. I'm taking you through This is my richer Wolf. When you go through the n O now, Junior, after your show Friday, Junior, the show, they're selling food on the street. You can eat any well the street vendors. The street vendors got good food. Trust me, you know what I'm gonna start feeling it when we catch these flights steaks to see all these things. Folks on this plane, we all go in the same way. That's a lot of fun because the flight is really black question, Junior, Huh, you're taking anybody with you, taking a data or anything. Now I'm looking forward it down there, take with me? You don't take drinks to essen, alright, just checking, just checking you. Good day, so good day. I love it. It's gonna eat eat, Yes, my husband and my husband's coming home to New Orleans. I can't wait. You're turning through July second as his best New Orleans. Y'all know the drill, y'all know how we do. Yeah, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Thank you, nephew. Now it's time for just one more thing. Alec Baldwin, you know we love him as Donald Trump on Saturday Night Live. Well, remember he will continue. Remember when you say back in the day that well, yeah, he was gonna stop doing it. Well, he's going to continue as Trump in the fall, because it was he said he wasn't gonna be doing Donald Trump that impression for much longer because he thought Saturday Night Live viewers had seen enough of it. And you always want to let you always want to leave him wanting more. So I guess that was. Yeah. Anyway, you gotta keep well, he's not hanging up as blonde wigs just yet, guys. Alec Baldwin says that he still has some Donald Trump left in him, so he will be back as a Commander in Chief on Saturday Night Live this fall, if not as often as he was last season. So that's too funny Trump, Yeah the President. Hall and h. Baldwin was recently spotted in full Trump costume on the campus of Mammouth University in uh, New Jersey, with the camera crew presumably shooting a segment for Saturday Night Live. So well, yeah, ring it to us, I know, McCarthy, Yes, well and moving on. You know, we all love the Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin. Love her, love her lover. She yes, she is the Queen. Well, her health is again in question, Yeah it is, uh yeah, because she canceled another show. Aretha dropped out of friday scheduled appearance of the Toronto Jazz Festival for her doctor's orders. While her statement offered no additional details, she says she does plan to perform at the Toronto Fest a year from now. I've worked for her. She pays you that money when the show is overwit, you gotta stand in lane and wait for the queen to pay you. She's a queen. Nobody leaves early. She is queas did She's a queen and uh Luke Kim of course was here in Los Angeles over the weekend. Uh now for the b ET Awards. Now she's been named as a person of interest. This is in connection to a robbery scandal. I don't know if you guys heard about this, but it was reported that Kim and her crew rented a house for b et s weekend festivities. However, when it was time to check out of the home at two am in the morning, it wasn't up to par. The situation escalated after uh Little Kim and her team demanded their deposit back and the owner refused to fork over the cash. The cops were called, but since it was a civil issue, there wasn't much they could do, so Little Kim and her crew eventually left the property, but about four am in the morning, a group of people allegedly showed up at the house with ski masks and weapons. They took Kim's deposit check. Uh. They took Kim's deposit check and twenty tho dollars in cash, and now to add insult to injury, the robbers slash the homeowner's car tires and stole one hub cap one hub cap. No arrests have been made, but L A. P. D Still got everything. Was he was just one just wonder I bet you that. I want to know. It was a little kid with stick it to the ski man. Yeah, yeah, that's what happened. So they've launched an investigation into the robbery. And little Kim is a person of she's not looking him. No ni kids, Well queen, well name just got to do Robbins. I'm allegedly you don't know. You always live to be safe, you know. Kim, she had that shine, same outfit on the same silver dress. Now doesn't she but waste little bitty waste. Look it was proportioned. I do too. I love her, she kept I hope they find give her innocent. What she would demands that you want to rumble to be huh the whole family? Yeah yeah. And then we go from from Little Kim to Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj said she couldn't care less about her two xes. Uh. There the drama they had over the b et weekend in Los Angeles. She's got a new hip hop king to come home to. Now it's new. It's new. I shouldn't go that far to say they're living together anything, but so is close. Tell uh to Nikki, tell TMZ that she hasn't batted an eyelash. You know how she loves to do that over Meek Mill or you know the fact that he ordered his crew to jump on Safari her other ex. And the reason is simple. She's dating the one and only Nas here Jones. That's right, she's talking about nas Nicki Minaj and Nas again. You get nothing, sirs. Yes, that's what she told him. She's happily moved on to her new man and she's not going to be without a man. No, not all that. No, Yeah, I know, yeah, I like this. I like them. I wasn't real sure about her and Meek Mill, but then we know it's not going to last. We'll be doing the story again like Nicki Minaj James Hard Oh yeah, the ship. It's time for us to go. Good day, Sir Tall Steve Harvey. Contest No purchase necessary void where prohibited Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, physics, Steave Harvey dot com. 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