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What God doing, y'all? Huh?
What he doing? What he doing in your life? He's doing something, He moving, he working. Don't lose your patience though, see I did that before. Don't lose your patience. Don't get so sick of waiting that you take matters into your own hands. Don't do that. Boy, you're blowing it. Listen to me. You're listening to somebody who's done it that way. I had a dream, I had a vision. I had some hope, I had some faith, I had some aspirations. But I got a little impatient waiting on it. So I tried a couple other things. Move it along, boy, I can't tell you how I messed it up. Then I messed it up. Then, because God gave me the power of decision, what I had to do was then after I took matters into my own hand, messed it up. Now I guess what, He still got something fummy. But nah, I gotta fix all the mistakes now, I gotta straighten them out, gotta I gotta suffer some consequences. I gotta pay for my transgressions, all of that, All of that, it's gotta go down. You can't do something wrong and not pay for it. It's just you call it, calma, call it whatever you want to call it. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction every action. If it just stays sunny all the time, you might think it's cool, but there's gonna be a reaction to it. Ain't no dark, ain't no shade, ain't no break, ain't no rain. Gonna be hard if it's just sunny all the time, vice versa. So you need you need the opposite. You need the darkness so you can get your break from that sun. You need the rain so you can nourish the roots so that sun can it can soak up the sun and get the benefit of the sun. If you don't get the opposite, you got a problem, man. And it happens throughout nature, it happens throughout your life. Don't think that you can do wrong and not have to pay for that. You think this is man. We think man, because we'd have made a decision that we think is best for us, and no matter how to affect nobody else, we got the right to make that call. No, you don't. Whoever is telling you that, whoever's misguiding you into the gang life, telling.
You, yeah, man, you need to be this way to be down with us. I'll tell you what.
Get yourself stuck on chuck with that gang. See how many them be there for you. Oh they'll go around the corner with you and start shooting. But look, okay, when it's time to do some time and they can lessen they sentence, you.
Gonna get that time. They gonna point their finger dead at you.
I watched for eight hours all the time, man, I watch Lock Up Raw all the time, all the time, man, all the time. Ain't no real cold dudes out there, just holding to the mantra and sticking to it. Even the mob turns stateside every thence go fed all that now we in now the hood, we dine created this ignorant mess called no snitching. With that ignorant mess, you don't even understand. No snitching was created by criminals as a cold of honor. If you do dirt and you get busted doing the dirt, don't bring my name up if I was with you. That's a cold of honor amongst the thieves. Now, so many code of honor thieves that then came out of prison. They ain't gotten no honor. They done brought that stuff back to the street. Now that's all in the neighborhood. No snitching. No snitching, You got to be crazy. That's for people who disobey the law. That's who people have made a cold of honor amongst themselves as thieves. Hey, man, if you get busted, don't drag me down with you. Just do your time. Oh man, you can't bring that stuff out here to me. I'm a law abiding citizen.
Dog. I'm trying to live right over here. Man.
I don't want no crack house up street from my mama's house. I'm trying to do right out here.
Man.
You can't do wrong and expect wrong not to come to you. You got to make a decision every day to do right. God ain't got no protection you on dirt. You got what you got coming. You made a decision. You go down there to get some you might get got See, we got to come on. I'm talking to so many men out here right now. I should have said that in beginning, but a conversation that kind of got away from me. I was gonna talk to you about something else this morning, but it's just only man. Because our communities. Man's just going to the pot man because it ain't nobody can about nobody else. Don't nobody care when they see that young dude over there doing wrong? Look at them foods over that man, Go over there and talk to one of them. Pull them to the side.
Man.
You might not be able to approach the group, but you can approach an individual.
Come in, young man. Let me talk to you. I saw you the other day.
Man.
You look like you got something going on in your life. What's happening with you? Let me talk to you, man, Let me share something I learned. I was doing what you was doing. You know. It's like Tommy did a prank phone call one time as a limo driver and the dude. The prank was he called this limo company to add that's this limo driver to take him to this location late at night. And the limo driver got a young business he going, yeah, okay, I got you. I don't normally work like that. But how long you need it? He say? For just about an hour? He said, well, I'm gonna have to charge you for the full three though, because a three hour minimum. Tommy told him, now, I just need it for one hours. He said, okay, I'll give you a break, young man. You're trying to do something. Where you want to go? He gave an address. The man stopped writing. He said, that's a bank. He said, yeah. He said, you want to go to the bank at twelve thirty at night. He said yeah, and I'm gonna be in for a few minutes. And when I come out that bank, I need for you to flow it. That to do with the limo. He stopped writing. He said, hold on, hold on, man, you want me to take you to a bank twelve thirty at night. You gonna be in there for a few minutes and you gonna come out, and you want me to flow it. He said, sir, I don't do stuff like that. He said, you got the wrong company. He said, what made you call him? He said, hey, man, don't worry about that. You a limo coman to you. Just drive. He stopped and took the time out. He said, young man, let me tell you something. He said, I've been down before, I've been locked up before. It ain't pretty. He said, that's what's wrong with you young people today. Instead of going to get a job, trying to work your way, you're always looking for some fast money. He said, I'm gonna tell you what I already know. Don't go down there messing with them people's money like that because they love that money way more than they love you, and they gonna do something to you down there. Now. You stop this foolishness. And I'm not caring you nowhere, but I'm gonna take a little bit of time out to tell you something. Don't go down here with messing with these people's money because it ain't gonna go good. They gonna take care of their business when they come to that money. Tommy kept insisting to this man to pick him up in the limbo. It was a plank phone call. But the point I'm making is the man took our time. He could have just hung the phone up. But you know what he said. He said, hold up, young man, let me hip you to something. Because the brother had been locked up before. He said, no, no, no, See, I've done that when I was young, now almost and I'm gonna take some moment out to tell you. I'm up here, working man, trying to earn an honest living. I ain't going back down there because I don't. They make you eat what they want you to eat. You don't want the food. You got to get up when they say get up. You gotta stay where they say stay, live with who they say live. He said, man, you don't want that, and he just tried to talk the young man out of me. You can change a young man's mind with a conversation. A conversation can change a young man's mind. Most of these young men that are misguided ain't having conversations with real men. They're just not having them. And it's up to us who know what manhood is. It's to start delivering the message the problem that we have in our communities. We can solve ourselves it, to escalate it to a point, because we who are men won't stop on our corporate climb and our day to day making money and trying to ball out. We won't stop and grab some of these young soldiers and tell them the truth about manhood. That's the real deal. Okay, sah, I went there. I don't know where they came from.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
You know what, Another day, another time, another opportunity, another blessing, another moment of grace, another chance to show some gratitude. I do. I invite you to do this. I know you do, because I mean, it just makes sense. You know a lot of people listening to this show, they really do have sense, man. So I appreciate y'all waking up and giving credit where credit is due, giving honor and glory to God, and and and just being grateful man, because wow, this is a blessing.
Man, really is Steve.
Harvey morn the show, Shirley Strawberry calling frail Mississippi Monica Jr.
Junior? What's on your mind today?
Man?
Let me let's talk about some music that you say you sold all day long, right that you R and B R and B. Yeah, we were talking about this, man, give me me like the top four five this say five bigginess songs that you know of off the top of your head.
That's big girl.
You know I love you no matter what you do. That's probably, to me, the greatest verbalized love song I've ever heard, the best written love song of all time, lyrically.
Ass by Stevie Wonder as a woman back No, no, beggar begging is.
Different to you.
Yeah, that's different.
Carol Melvin and the Blue Nose.
Miss Oh, I Oh, I.
Miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you.
Baby boy, I'm talking about that song right there is seven minute version, yes, part A and B. Yes, it's it's I'm talking about soulfully getting down man, oh.
And again as as by Stevie Wonder, that's it. That's all.
Surely as I know that extra You.
Know, I don't know what the baby about it. Every time I say, asked by Stevie want keep getting today, it's just as it's what I said. What does he say in the song as the son.
He does?
Okay, I sold junior begging man you got me?
Oh?
Who else is bigger Keith?
Oh?
Yeah, your Keith was a bigger buddy Keith that the eighties?
Big Yeah, yeah, you just turn.
Keith was more of a whiner.
But but but all but but but musically gifted though, Oh he swept my dude, Man, I'm talking about all the weight and still got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Junior.
You know it's hard, man, because I'd have to give it some more thought. But I know, I I know I ripped off there the greatest of all time.
You know, big All right, coming up is in for the Nephew. You're listening morning show, Well, Junior is in for the Nephew today with today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Junior.
God is not through with you, but we are Yes, the prank God is not through with you, but we are there.
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Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Takara. This is Brother Brinkley from the church. How you doing?
Oh hey, how is I'm a at work? Can I call you back?
Well? This is this is kind of urgent. I call your your house phone and I didn't get an answer, and I had this other number on file, so I wanted to reach out to you. But what I won't take long, but it really is a hurt. All right, Well, that urgent matter. If you don't matter, all right, hold.
On, hold on, let me step away from my tubercle. Okay, so what's Brinkley.
We have a bit of a problem here and we're gonna try to We're trying to clean up a lot of things here at the church. You know, I hate to be the one to bring you some bad news. Let me just start by by saying this. God might not be through with you, but we are here at the church. It has been brought to eye attention sister Cara, that you guys are halfway coming to church. To you you might come once once out of a month. You're not tithing as we expected. You know, the church can't really depend on you. It's you you got you know, you bring your kids. I think your brother comes to the church. But everybody is coming every now and we need we cannot depend on you all to be the members and have the expectation of what we're trying to do.
What you say, you say your name is yes, and you work, you work under the diction. I'm sorry, I've never heard of you before.
I have been officiated by the pastor as I'm over actually over the finance, and we're going through all of the books and looking at all of the numbers of the of the members of the church, the directory, and we're noticing what people are paying tied, what people are pan tied, who's coming to church, who's participating in different and different uh uh ministries and whatnot. And Sister Takar, I got I have to be honest with you. You you the hell maybe once every want of someone, we might see you might not see you, you know, and like I say, God may not be through with you.
But we all, well, okay, you can't say that. Listen, why I don't understand, Like, are y'all monitoring my my my church going like I can I can't. I can't have to go every single week.
I mean, I why are you absent so much at the church? Explain that?
I mean, I have three kids, you know, I mean I have two jobs. Sometimes I don't. I mean, I still pray. I don't understand how a church can are.
You got two jobs, but we're not getting tired? Like you got two jobs, you're not tied, and like you got two jobs.
Cause I can't afford you Just you just.
Said I got two jobs.
That's what you just said, and that those two jobs are in support my kids. I mean I can't support the church and my kids. Is the same term I can't do both? I mean I I do when I can.
Let me ask you something. What are you making on that other job?
Are you serious? Are you you?
Really?
You?
Really? I didn't know the church?
God? Is this deep?
What you're really asking me? How much I make? And my second job did I take to support my kids?
Come on?
Now?
Did this gotta be something?
I'm gonna say this to you again. God may not be through with you, but we are. If you are gonna pay your tides, if you're not gonna come to work on a consistent basis, then what do you benefit the church?
Is that what the church is about?
This? I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this to you. You let me tell you what the church is all about? The church is and you say, we go with.
You again one more time? I'm serious.
No, I'm gonna tell you this you're talking about? Is that what the church is about? Let me tell you what the church is. The church is a hot piddle for crippled souls. You understand that that's what that's what the church is. But when when we have the souls that are coming in to be saved. We are doing our job. And guess what those people that are coming in, you know what they're doing. They're tithing. That's what they're doing. They're tithing. You, sister Takara, I'm sure your soul is crippled. You're not coming and you're not tithing. You may give us a little some something when you show up. If you show up, that am I right or wrong?
M Okay? Hold up, let me get what these straights. This is what you called me for in the middle of my work day to tell me that you're kicking me out the church because I don't give enough money to the church while I'm at my job that I can very afford to pay.
My bills with.
So that a fact, I don't even know who you are.
I've never met you in my life.
And I don't know what this church you know?
This church?
I hate to say it, but if that's what the church is about, you had the nerve to call me.
Okay, no, no, no, now let me say something. Now, you being very unchristian like, now does the cards You're gonna watch it done? In your language? Him?
This is not christian like?
Well, well do you do you know brother Dwyane. Isn't that your brother?
Okay?
And my brother Dwyane is who told me to call you?
Really my brother?
So what so what is it about?
Huh whatever?
I don't know.
What is your name?
My name is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. Your brother Dwanne got me the prank phone call you.
No, mo oh my gosh, she's got you. Can't meet by you from this job.
I'll make a lobby.
I'm looking at me.
Oh my gosh, you are right. You tell me what's up?
No, no, no, oh my god, Oh my gosh, my heart is racing.
Tell me that's the car. What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Steeve Harvey. There you go.
Shut. God is not through with you, but we are.
That's that's that's a real statement.
I've heard it in church.
But I am all right.
That's when I first saw hate. Sister Patterson hated on Sister Thornton's dinner rolls since Thorn had to bet den roll. You hate if you want to, but I'm taking all right.
Thank you, junior.
You're listening.
Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour in Entertainment News. Just when you thought the Drake Kendrick Lamar beef was down, well there will be a documentary done about it. We can check that out soon. Also, it looks like Ditty's high profile friends are paying off their accusers to avoid lawsuits. And congratulations, we got to say to Spike Lee as he is inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame. That's all coming up at the top of the hour. Yeah, as a fan. Maybe as a fan he's a big nix that's coming up at the top, But right now it's time for as the clo or Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. This is from France's in Buffalo Frans's Rights. I've been married thirty seven years and I've never been satisfied in the bedroom. I want to have sex with a guy that I work with, just to see if there's a big difference. He said. Once I try it, I will be hooked. This sounds so risky. Is it worth a try or not?
No?
I really most dudes tell you that have lied anyway, all have heard alive before. So you know, I don't stay where you at matter fact that you ain't never been satisfied in thirty seven years, and you set there for thirty seven years. It's quite impressive to me.
Man.
I wanted to say kudos and congratulations and bone for our yards and Bonavista and our style away whatever else congratulatory remarks you can have in a foreign language or blesuego, you know, whatever you want to call thirty seven years of not being satisfied. I wouldn't even type that ladder because I've fixed this long long, long time ago, or left. I would have left. I'm not saying I'd have cheated on you, but now I will say, I will you know, see you about something else, though I would have to see if bout something else. Yeah, because I don't know.
I don't.
First of all, I don't. I don't even know how we getting married though, I don't even know how we're gonna do that.
Maybe she thought, mat yeah, no no, no, no, no.
No no no. I need to get better than now. Yeah, yeah, you know before we get some paperwork.
Yeah, all right. Moving on to John Paul in Charlotte, John Paul writes, my wife made homemade soup that did not smell right, and I couldn't tell what kind of meat it had in it, so I didn't want to try it. I poured my bowl down the disposal. I forgot to clear it out. So my wife smelled it. She's hurt. How do I fix this?
How do you smell soup in a garbage disposed? Well, see right there? Maybe, well if you can smell it, If you can smell soup in a garbage disposal, imagine what he smelled in that bowl.
And he couldn't eat it. Now you know, did she eat the soup?
Uh?
She made it?
She may Where does she.
Go shopping in to make this soup?
Dog?
Maybe you need to do a little research.
Well, why why he do.
Huh?
Why couldn't he talk to her and said, I just don't.
Smell right, I'm not gonna maybe I can't eat You say soup you smell thish? Yeah, when you try something else?
Yeah?
Well, how does he fix it? What does he say to fix it?
Donald?
You know, sorry about that? Maybe I've got to It's gonna require some type of apology that I do know.
Hey, but you want to go out to eat it?
All right? Moving on to Dodd in Pensacola, God writes, my daughter is thirty two and she flirts with my man in my face. She asked him for some money, and he told her she can have whatever she wants if he can have whatever he wants. How do I get my daughter to stop acting like that around my man?
What your man said? He can ask?
You can get whatever you want if I can get whatever I want?
Yeah?
What do you think you need to talk to your daughter?
Right?
Terrible?
I think you need a new family a man.
Yeah, I don't either want them sound right? Wo wow, that's pretty that's pretty low down. But but he in front of your face though, which you can get? Yeah, yeah you can. If I get what I want, you can get whatever you want.
That's crazy, it is, yeah.
Pretty much.
Yeah. So, but she just wants to know how does she stop her daughter from acting like that around her man? What that's your question?
I don't really know. I don't. I can't imagine being disrespectful to my parents. I just that's not the life I had. I have no experience at that. I just wasn't it wasn't.
Even Yeah, yeah, I didn't a check our daughter.
Yeah you know, all right?
Last one, Steve, This is from mac in Douglasville. Max says, I let my girlfriend drop me off at work and keep my SUV so I can see what she's up to when she's.
Not with me.
I tracked my truck down in the hood where I buy my weed. Is she worth confronting? Or should I leave this sneaky chick alone?
If you got to track your girl, that probably ain't your girl. Now that truck down there in the hood where you buy your wied let me ask you something. Dog do y'all smoke weed together? Because she probably know the plug too. That's all I'm seeing.
Doesn't mean she's cheating, is what you're saying.
Well, where her mama stay?
He just mama got to do with it.
Well, when my mama was living, I wanted to go see her. I had to go the hood too, So what what? Oh, she might be down there seeing her mama.
Can't you should confront her about it?
Well?
Or maybe her mama just start selling weed.
I don't know.
I'm just trying to help you bro be able to get your case right.
So you're saying he should confront her, that's what you're saying?
Or are you?
I mean?
I would? Hey, hey, hey, where you be going? Matter of fact? Just say hey, baby, I'll let you use the truck. Where you go doing today? Uh huh, Well I drive down there. You know where you buy your weed. I go down there because I started buying mine from down there. And you know, she tell the.
Truth, so you think she should tell the truth.
I don't recommend the truth. I don't know where did you hear that?
It's weird though, you know, I'm trying to figure.
I holler, where did you hear that from?
Well, you said, actually what happened and where the car was, So I mean that's what she was telling her boyfriend.
So I'm like, well, she told the truth.
So that's what if she If she tells you the truth, then that I can't that's yeah, I can't see her doing that or why wish.
Even if you tell her he has a tracker on the car, he knows where the car is.
Damn what you got on that track of track? Track is be y'all?
All right?
Maybe that tracker fell off your truck when you were down there buying were.
Coming up next entertainment news right after this, you're listening Morning.
Show, all right.
So Drake and Kendrick Lamar held the biggest and most entertaining rap beef in hip hop history this year, and just when it's starting to die down a bit well, Deadline reports that Channel four is in works to do Public Enemies Kendrick Versus Drake, a documentary. Public Enemies Kendrick Versus Drake is described as a cultural exploration of two of the most influential voices in modern music, and will delve into their backgrounds, talents, and visions that made them global icons. And that sounds like something I would want to see. I want to see it. Okay, Public Enemies Kendrick Versus Three Okay, should be good. Maybe they'll talk about the beef and everything.
Yeah.
I don't even know how it started.
Yeah, that's that's what I was like.
He didn't want nothing to do with the beef with Kendricks got in it.
It's a lie, like Drake shouldn't want to have to do this no more.
This is a lot.
It's a lot Drake these songs together.
Yeah, I don't understand what happened.
Well, maybe we'll find out in the documentary. It's coming up. Also, we got to say congratulations to Kendrick Lamar. His song Not Like Us broke the Hot Rap song chart record for most week at number one. They not like us, Drake.
He has seen that though.
I can't wait for Public Enemies Kendrick Kendrick Versus Drake. The documentary coming out soon.
But it is not.
I want to see it.
You ain't gonna understand it.
So what was your You don't know that you know nothing about wrapped? Oh girl, you're like.
You're finish learned.
That's all you know. You'll know none. I surely watch this right here.
Watch name I can't remember, don't even ask kit be humble, stay humble that one, and they're not like us. There you go, sit down and be humble. I know that one. Moving on, Attorney Tony Busby, the lawyer that claims to be representing one hundred and twenty new victims of sexual assault by Diddy and his celebrity friends, stated that most of the celebrities that have been accused of sexual assaults have paid and settled with the accuser privately. According to The Daily Mail, attorney Busby said, in every single case, especially cases like this, because it's in the best interests of the victim, we attempt to resolve these matters without the fire of a public lawsuit. And we've done that already with a handful of individuals, many of which you've heard of before. Busby stated that there are, however, some celebrities that haven't heeded the warning from his office, and they are set to be named in lawsuits in the coming weeks. Wow, so he's working on this.
Well, I mean, what can you what's your thinking?
Wow?
Well, I thank God for that.
At least.
Huh, I said, I thank God for that. At least I ain't in that. So but you know what, though, there are you know what I'm telling you, though, there's just a lot of false claims out there. There are a lot of them. There are people after a paycheck. There are a lot of people making false claims. Man. And we live in a sad, sad society where you know, people are And the problem that we have is once even okay, even if it's proven that the man is innocent, his reputation is tarnished and that nothing happens to the person who brings these false charges. And that's where the unfairness comes in at you know, like people do cease and desist all the time, but nothing happens to the person who had to cease or desist and decease. That's the problem with it. You know you can't. It's not fair, man. It is really not fair to be allowed to accuse a person of something, try to extort them, find out it ain't true, and then you get to skip to the lou my dollar off which you didn't get no money, but you.
Try, and then it really makes it hard for the real victim for their story too.
It makes it really difficult for the real victory and it makes it and it makes it difficult for the accused who has to suffer the unfair scrup and public opinion over something that was false, because as soon as you hear this, you start thinking, oh, he did that, And sometimes that's not the case, right, But the person who accused him of it, who wanted to try to extort them for some money, if they lose, they just go away. That has to be a penalty for people who make false charges on people. That has to be a penalty for that.
Yeah, Oh I'm sorry.
Yeah, especially if you falsely accuse somebody. Man, you messing with a person's reputation.
We'll see how this case plays out. Yeah, and check this out. New York Knicks superfan Spike Lee was inducted into the Nasmith Basketball Hall of Fame for being a super fan and an ambassador of the game. Spike Lee joins other inductees actors Billy Crystal and Jack Nicholson, and real estate developer Alan Horwitz as part of the Jimmy Goldstein Superman Superfan Gallery. The super Fan Gallery was created back in twenty twenty one to honor the NBA's biggest and most tenured fans, and Spike Lee is certainly one of those for the East and Jack Nickerson for the West. He loves his Lakers.
Yeah you think, Tommy, you get one of them for Texas A and m College.
What about you for Cleveland though, Yeah, I don't go to no games.
They ain't got no pictures of me at the game.
Would talk about them on your radio show.
I love Cleveland Brown loved him boys.
Man, dude, man, they hurt me though, they over and over and over. The pain I'll suffer. Oh yeah.
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we have information on Hurricane Milton, especially for those unable to evacuate. Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show, the Nash will her Hurricane Center. Warren in an update yesterday that while Hurricane Milton is expected to weaken before it makes landfall Wednesday night, Milton has the potential to be one of the most destructive hurricanes on record for West central Florida. Hurricane Milton could change its path and an exact location where it will hit land is still unknown. Many Florida residents jammed highways trying to evacuate, but there are some that aren't able to leave. They are not able to leave. They just can't leave. They have nowhere to go. For those people that are not able to evacuate, there are storm shelters set up across Florida. You can go to Florida disaster dot org. That's Florida disaster dot org to see what your options are and there are relief counselors available to help. That's floridadisaster dot Org.
Well, you know another thing is you know neighbors. Check on neighbors a lot of times in nice neighborhoods. You know, the as an elderly person that stays across the street or something. Just go check on them, man, see how they're doing. If they you know, it can't it can't hurt you. You might not be able to take them with you where you're going, but you can drop them off at the shelter. You know, just kind of look out for one another man, just neighbors being neighbors. But they're really talking about how difficult difference is is gonna be, so we gotta you gotta adhere to the evacuation. I appreciate the roads being packed going north, but like they say, some people can't leave, and though those are the people you have to be concerned about. So show a little compassion for your fellow man, if you got that in you. If you don't got that in your God and know it anyway, and he ain't gonna have none for you. So you know, that's how that do forgive us, How trustpasses that we give, those who trustpass against us. That's what that means, you know. So you know, just trying to scare you into doing the right thing, you know, just trying to get you a little closer to your goal of heaven.
Yeah, you have some compassion. I mean, this storm is a monster. I mean, you know it's a monster. Disney World is closed. They close Disney World. You very rarely hear about.
Them closing down Disney World.
So this is not a joke.
And if you can't leave, you and you know you have people that are there that can't leave, you know, essentials, water, nonperishable food items, batteries, candles. These are things that you should always have, especially if you live in a hurricane area, to be prepared to try if you're trying to ride the storm out. But you hear the elect officials and the local people in Florida saying please leave. If you're told to evacuate, you will not you possibly.
Because that ride the storm out theory for.
These storms are different.
Yeah, you can do.
It doesn't work for so many people. I'm a ride the storm out, It's not this is not what you do that.
If you just help go to Florida disaster dot org. What are you saying? Girls?
I was saying, if you decide to stay and ride it out, and then now first responders can't get to you because it's too dangerous, So when they tell you to evacuate, it's for your own safety as well.
Yeah, all right, guys again, floridadisaster dot org coming up. At thirty four minutes after the hour, MSNBC host said that Trump is preparing for civil war we'll talk about it right after this.
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Well, on Monday, MSNBC host Joe Scarborough of Morning Joe said that Donald Trump and his desperate family are preparing for civil war after Trump spoke about assassination attempts on political rivals and he mentioned quote an enemy within. This has caused widespread fear of another horrific event like the insurrection on January sixth, but much worse. Late last week, during a speech at the White House, when asked if the upcoming election would be free, fair and peaceful as an invite, and warned of the potential for violence and said the aftermath of the election could be violent. That is scary in America. That is really scary.
Well, because they've allowed Donald Trump to hijack the entire Republican Party, which used to not be a bad party. But once you allow him to be the head of your party, then you have to suffer under his guidelines. Everybody that says something he don't like is fake news. Everybody that's against him is the enemy. He calls out on his people to act a certain way. You know, he's divisive. I mean, this country, man is just it's not. It's it's his way or the highway, and that's the danger here. And I don't don't, man, I really don't understand how people don't see it. But everybody knows that this guy's he's not going to do a peaceful transition of power.
He's not going.
To do that. He didn't do that last time. He ain't gonna do it this time. If he loses, he's already saying it's going to be a blood bath. I don't know how many what else do that mean? Well, it was taken out a context. Blood bath mean ass whooping? That's been that way, Yeah, at a high school basketball game of what that It's always led to violence, It's never been a term of endearment. That's bloodbath does mean what it's going to be read in the bathtub? No, that ain't what that means.
No, it does not. And the race is close, Steve, You've mentioned that several times how close this presidential race is. But we still can make a difference if we go and cast our vote, we still can.
We are the difference.
Yeah, we saw four years ago that we are.
The difference, y'all. If we show up for Kamala has she would be president, and that that will send a clear message in a lot of ways. So all of this, why we vote. They ain't gonna do nothing for us, Do something for yourself, Send a message about us, Send a message for your children that is doable, that is, think that the White House is thinkable? Now do that for your children. For the imagery of what it would look like to have this woman as president, you know, the only is ignorant mess y'all talking, just ignorant man without giving any forethought to who we are as a people and what we've gone through. Why would you vote for a man who simply has told you on a hat and everything he gonna make America great again? When was this great for us? Ever? What period you want to go to?
Right?
And you know, and just think of you know, everybody's asking, well what we don't know her? Look at how quickly she turned this campaign around, how quickly she jumped into the campaign and made it work. You know, I mean, get so many people on her side. She didn't have time to do. All of these people have years to get ready for this.
We don't know her weeks.
We do know Donald Trump? What see y'all gonna make me cuss? This is bull. Listen to me. Quit talking about we don't know her, you know him. What is it about him that's attractive to you as a black person? What is it about him that's attractive to you? What is it that he does? What has he said? I'm telling y'all, man, you ignorant if you don't understand what he means by make America great again?
What time period are we going to? Y'all?
He keeps trying to take it back. I'm telling y'all, man, this is not the guy for us. He's really not the guy for this country. But when you are of light mindedness like he is, you will go in there and pull the trigger him. But if you look at this for real, there's no way he should be president. But then there's seventy million people in this country who can vote who I exactly like him.
I have to agree with you on that one. All right, Coming up next, it is the prank phone call for today. Right after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show. Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is his bad jokes backfired. We'll get into that and find out what that's all about in just a few but right now it is Junior in for the nephew with today's prank phone call which you got for us?
Junior?
Yeah, in for the nephew.
Just this some I want to ask the team, has you has anybody heard from you?
Do we know.
What a nephew is different?
Well?
Actually yeah, Junior, he DIDEP we do on this one.
Well he's believing not and be embarrassed to say, but he's he's on vacation. Okay, Okay, I don't know who's going.
Okay, he said he's gonna back.
Did you see the paperwork? No, we don't, We don't. We don't, okay, paper.
We don't do paperwork at this company.
That Yeah, I ain't seen no paperwork to two thousand.
Not a piece of paperwork.
No, really you know they find out corporate person.
Yeah, I don't. I don't respond emails either. So if you don't catch me, you're really not talking.
If we don't catch you, you don't even have a copy of the show or nothing. You don't know what's coming.
You don't, No, I don't.
You know. The producers Moniquin call it.
They do. They produce the shows alternate and uh, they make copies of the show, they send them to you, and Tommy gets a copy you got. I don't need no copy of no show. I don't want to know you do, but you just don't go on. It would help a great deal if yes. Well, I enjoy coming to work being surprised every day, you know, and then not only with what's gonna happen today, but what each segment is. That's like I don't know when it's Roscoe Wallace in today. I don't know when it's Old Dale's day. Yeah, I don't really know when the pass has come on. I just when y'all raise your hand and tell me that's hope, then that's what I do.
Okay, Well, yes, yes, Carler, What are.
We about to do right now?
Because we do it every day at this time for the last twenty years.
What are we about to do?
Nothing?
Right?
There?
He goes, getting a.
Six to ten, he said, he said, Strawberry left.
Hello along trying to set your trenda.
Please, this is trenda.
Who is this?
Uh? Can you work at same with shop? Yes? I do? Who is this? Okay? With you? There? Did you work last Wednesday? Like from six to I guess six to close.
Yeah, I work every Wednesday. Yeah, who is this?
Hey? My name is Ralph and I basically, uh, you know, looked around to try and get your phone thumb. I got a bit of a complaint. Rout.
Wait wait wait wait wait, you calling me with a complaint on my cell phone? Who gave you my number?
I've done the research to get your number, man, And what I'm calling you about is, while I was in there getting the sandwich and eating, I'm realizing that you came out of the bathroom without washing your hands.
And first of all, you need to be calling the corporate headquarters if you got a complaint or you call it eight hundred number on the back of your receipt. Don't be calling my cell phone. Whoever gave you gave you myself on I'm a whoop date.
Hey, listen, listen. The problem is is that you're coming out not washing your hands.
No, No, the problem I don't never come out and not wash my hands.
First of all, you're working.
I've been working there for three years. You be coming at me with no book that I ain't came out and I washed my hands.
I guess you ain't been washing your hands for no three years and you're coming out and you know unsanitizing this way you're treating people.
Don't First of all, don't be calling my phone talking behind it. I ain't washed my hands, like I said. I've been there three years. I've been employered of the month six times. Don't be coming to me when none of this book.
I don't know how you employee of the month. You must be the nasty employee of the month because you're coming out you're not washing your hands. I saw you scratch your head and you ain't putting glumbs off.
I always put gloves on my hands. I don't know who the hell you think you are. But don't be calling my phone with this. You need to be calling headquarters if you got to complaint.
I tell you what, I'm gonna call headquarters. I'm coming at a mom to see if you're gonna be up in there with some gloves on, or you're gonna come out there to out of the bathroom again with the same thing. Come on up there.
I'm gonna be there from sixty cars sixty cars, and I bet you if you come up to tomorrow, I'm gonna make it standwich yaies you're gonna do what I'm gonna make it standwich'all, show.
Who you think you talking to? Yo?
You said your name was around right. Let me talking on my phone with this.
Hey, let me tell you something. All I'm saying that you is this right here. If I come up in there tomorrow and find out you ain't got them gloves on, you gonna mess round.
I get all right, you're gonna woop my. You're gonna want sixty ten. I'm gonna be up there from sixty ten, and I ain't gonna call nobody. Ain't calling my brothers, my cousin, my uncle or nothing. I'm gonna whoop you by myself.
Excuse me, you gonna you you're finna try to take on a man.
I'm gonna whoop your by myself. That's what I said.
Your need to get your little nan sit behind in the bathroom and wash your hands and keeping them put them on your hand. You're gonna be coming up with some people food like that.
Bring your throwing up there sixty ten. You know why I worn't six your ten and I'm gonna whook yo.
Who you think you talking to?
I don't even know who you are, but I'm gonna know your tomorrow. I'm gonna know you tomorrow. Bring your throwing up there, your ten and I'm gonna whook yo.
I'm coming up there tomorrow. Come on, I'm going up there tomorrow. Matter of fact, I'm gonna show you how to be saniti. I'm gonna be with some gloves on. Do you hear me?
You're gonna be my and you steady something about woo them. Let's go bring you set up there and we donna see whos gonna get made?
Well?
What kind of man as you anyways to be talking about fighting a walk?
You are? And you are what you call me?
Tee hek you.
I'm coming up there to see you tomorrow. Is you? Is you gonna be ready when I get up there?
What kind of you anyway? You're gonna call up and talking about you're gonna fight females y'all with some hand washing.
Bring your prince.
I'm gonna show you what it is. Sixty ten. I'm gonna be here, matter of fact. I'm gonna be there five forty five, Bring your supper five o'clock and I'm gonnahoop yo, who thank you talking to I'm go's gonna stop to bring supper tomorrow sixty ten. You're gonna see, You're gonna see what's up.
I got one more thing to say to you for her. Come up there tomorrow. I'm yo.
You got to say.
I don't care.
I'm gonna whoop, yo, say.
That I got. I got one more thing. Listen to me. What you listen? What what listen? Nephew? Tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You say, Hey, this nephew, till me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got franked by your coworkers.
Man, you man, see, man, y'all got me.
Man, I was like sixty tea in the marrow.
I got something for her.
She's gonna have to watch her back every hour, every hour on the hour.
I got something for her.
I ain't gonna hurt her, but I'm there gonna do tomorrow. Believe that.
I was.
I was gonna who laying. You don't even know what you had a store for you. You're going, man, your arm's gonna pull me off. And that probably wouldn't have been enough either.
Hey, I got one more thing. Ask your baby girl, what is what is the baddest radio station in the Land.
You already know Steve Harvey morning.
There you go, Shirley, six to ten, six to ten, play too, Okay, yeah, now we're about to go into the Strawberry letter.
Just let you know we're about to do that next. That's coming up here.
You know what you yes, I don't.
I don't need this.
You don't need him prepping you for what's next.
Charlotte, tell me what we're gonna do next.
On the way out, was it prepping? That's what it sounds like.
That's what it is.
You said before we went to the prank, you said, it's Strawberry letter time.
You just I just step that's all.
Yeah, Hey, Junior, you know man, you know you know because tom ain't it that. That ain't more time, Junior, you're supposed to say, sure it is.
Now you give do today on Sports Figure.
Talk about I don't even saying that long Tommy talk about I don't even do that.
I respect you.
Don't can know about Tommy talking about me, man, Tommy wish.
All right, coming up next Strawberry letter for today. The subject is bad jokes backfired. We'll get into it right after. Thank you, ju Yeah, I get it.
This one.
You're listening Hard Morning Show. It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if you need advice and relationships, work, sex, parenting and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter at Steve HARBFM dot com by clicking submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live on the air, just like we're going to read this one right here, right now, and you never know, it could be yours.
It could be yours. Ladies and gentlemen.
It is time for the Strawberry Little with my good friend Shirley Strawberry.
Thank you, my good friend Kier Junior spates subject his bad jokes backfired. Dear Stephen, Shirley, My husband tried his hand at comedy a few years before I met him. He started doing amateur nights, but his career never took off. After a local club burned down, so he started doing fundraisers at the church, and his jokes almost got him put out of the church. I married him after he got a job at a car dealership. He's great at selling cars, so I encouraged him to stick to that. He told me years ago that he has to exercise his comedy muscle or he would lose it. He never had it. Since he doesn't have an audience, he tells all of our business and tries to pass it off as jokes. I turned a whole load of white clothes pink after I watched a red towel.
With the load.
At a family dinner, he made a joke out of that. He was cracking up and everyone was telling him that I was about to bust his head for making fun of me. He's made bad jokes about me falling asleep while we're intimate, and it made everyone in the room very uncomfortable. I got so tired of it that I started to put him on blast and play it off as a joke. I told how he can't last in bed some night, so I have to make sure I have plenty of batteries in the nightstand with my toys. All of our friends were laughing like crazy at my jokes. I may have gone too far, but I wanted to get his attention. I never expected him to get mad enough to stop talking to me, but that's what happened. He said, my jokes are mean and his are fun and lighthearted. He's overlooking the fact that he is not funny or entertaining. He said, I'm trying to steal his joy without even knowing the basics of comedy. It's a lost cause at this point, he has a nerve to be mad. How do I settle all of this nonsense?
Where you wrote the right show for this? I guess you did.
And as you know, I work with a comedian every single day, three of them, as a matter of fact. One of them is the king of comedy, Steve Harvey.
So this I know for sure.
You got to be able to make people laugh. You got to be funny if you want to be a comedian, Okay, And I'm so sure that that's rule number one. It's not bad that he tells jokes about his life. Comedians do that all the time, They draw from their life experience. Steve makes us laugh every day. It's what he does, it's who he is. He's just funny. But in your husband's case, if no one's laughing, then maybe that's not what your husband does. And that's the part I think that he doesn't get. If no one ever laughs at his jokes, then it's not what he should be doing period. Okay. I mean, we as women love men with a sense of humor and who can make us laugh. And you're not laughing at all. It really sounds like you're the funny one in the family. And clearly maybe he can't take a joke when the joke is on him. So I think his anger is a combination of him realizing he's not funny and him hating on you because the people laughed at your jokes. I think as a family, a husband and wife, you guys should leave the comedy to the professionals before this really gets out of hand.
Steve, Well, thank you, Cherl. I taking from here wonderful response. I hope you all enjoyed. Shirley's response, Nah, gonna be different.
Let me start by saying, stay in your lane.
What is you over here for? This whole letter got disasterful. Let me just break the letter down for you, line by line. What went wrong in this letter? My husband tried his hand in comedy a few years ago. Right here, tried his hand.
At comedy, says disaster.
Before I met him, he started doing amateur nights listen to this, but his career never took off after the local club burned down.
Let me tell you something. If your ass is so bad.
That somebody came over there after your performance, on amateur night set the club on fire. That was a sign right there that ain't what you do.
Hey man.
You got off stage and somebody came back that next night it said I'm not coming down here to see this no more, and set the damn club on fire. Oh club going. So he started doing fundraisers at the church, and his jokes almost got him put out the church. Now let me tell you something. Don't nothing work as a fundraiser at the church. I'm just gonna here to tell you we've all been a part of the building fund for a number of years at our church. What church you know?
Then built some off the building fund.
I went to the same church twenty four years, had a little building fund box set up. We put building fund box on that twenty years, I ain't seen a doknob get put on the church. He started doing fundraisers at the church and his jokes almost got him put out the church. Then you married him after he got a job at the car dealership, so I encouraged him to stick to that.
Now listen to me.
This is where nobody in my entire comedy career saying, hey, Steve, you need to start selling cars. Though you need to you really need to look into selling cars. I've never heard that, so if you've heard an alternate profession suggested to you by an audience member, this is probably not what you now. I've had some bad nights, we all have. I wanted to disappear on that stage. I dream a genie. I wanted to just blink my ass right out of there. But I ain't never had to go sale cars. You encouraged him to stick to that, and then he told you years ago he got to exercise his comedy muscle, that he'll lose it.
He never had it.
You can't give what you never had.
Well, well, bless your soul, you can fool a feuse.
All right, we'll have part two if ah know the truth.
Thanks.
After his bad jokes backfired is the subject of today's Strawberry Letter as he sings us.
Out, we'll be back.
Why his career will not take off.
You're listening Morning show?
All right, you on Steve, Let's recap today's Strawberry Letters. Subject is bad jokes backfired.
Yeah, we're back.
And this lady married to this dude that's an amateur comedian, thought he was good. Career didn't take off and after the show one night he was doing amateur nights. His career didn't take off, and it says after the local club burned down. It didn't just burned down, it got set on fire. Somebody came through there and saw your husband set that night and decided this place didn't need to exist because it kept putting him up on Tuesday nights, and so they burned the club down. He decided to take his craft over to church and participated in the building fund that almost got him put out the church.
I don't know what joke he told, who is that on that cross?
Hey?
Boy, what did you say? Who see? I'm telling you you dudes that ain't got it ain't got it. He got a great job selling cars and he was great at it, so she encouraged him. He told me years ago he got to exercise his comedy muscle or he'll lose it. Well, you didn't have no comedy muscle, though, So since he doesn't have an audience anymore, what he does is he tells all of their business and tries to pass it off as jokes. So she turned a whole load of white clothes pink. After she washed the red tie with the load I did that in college. Wasn't at a family dinner. He made a joke about that. He was cracking up, and everybody was telling him. I was about to bust his head from making.
Fun of me.
He's made bad jokes about me falling asleep while we're intimate, and it made everybody in the room very uncomfortable. So I got tired of it. Here we go, Here we go, This is what the letter about. Right here, I started to put him on blasts and play it off as a joke. I told him how he can't last in bed at night, So I got to make sure I got plenty of batteries in the night stand for my toy. Wa WHOA, Now, let me tell you what. He's sitting over there looking straight crazy. Yeah, because first of all, his joke was about you falling asleep while we intimate. Well, that joke's on him. This is how stupid he is falling asleep while y'all being intimate. What that say about you? Well, she probably sleep because you ain't doing nothing exactly. Why, So now I gotta make sure I got plenty batteries in the nice hand. All our friends was laughing like crazy at our jokes. I may have gone too far. Now, me personally, I don't think you did. See that's the thing about comedians. I really don't see how you went too far. Matter of fact, I don't think you went far enough. I'd have done molding that. But she said I think I've gone too far. Well, let lem explain something to you. Comedians always get accused of going too far. I've been shut down on my period on radio show. I can't count the times they said, we're not putting that on the air. Start over, mister, you know I've been I've had to do a lot of things with the show because they say I'm going too far. Well, I don't think is far. See the problem See with me as a comedian and with this lady. She's probably got more comedy blood in her than her husband. The thing with comedians is we don't think we over the line because our line is way out there. That's this, y'all line we crossed. See this y'all line.
This ain't my line. I ain't nowhere near my line yet.
Too far is too far?
Okay, too far to you shirt.
But me and the writer of this letter were hollering about the batteries in that night stre.
She said, But I did it to get his attention.
I never expected him to get mad enough to stop talking to me, but that's what happened. He said, My jokes are mean, and here is a fun and light hearted that ain't no good joke though. See real jokes, and Junior will attest to this. Real jokes are ninety percent truth. That's what makes them really ninety ninety five percent truth. Now, the truth is you fall asleep when he's into me. The truth is you got some extra batteries in your nice stand, because when he go to sleep, you wake up everybody in the night stand. Come on, Rabbit, come on, sael of a bullet, are you come on, Thunderboat?
Are you crazy?
Come on, Rocky, come on, squirrel.
You know when we had men too far?
Oh, let's see here, ready, Woody Woodpecker, Woody wood peckle to off, Big Thunder, Big Thunder.
Was too far. Stop asking me, little rabbit.
Everybody something else? Anyway, he said, I'm trying to steal his joy without even knowing the basics of comedy. Well, she was killing a minute ago, so you may not know the basics of comedy, but he don't know nothing. About comedy. It's a lost cause. At this point he has a nerve to be mad. How do I settle all of this nonsense? You don't you let it go? Just let it go?
What's that song to little kid say, let it go?
Let it go? Yeah?
That movie about the Ice?
Do that?
Just let it go?
And there's nothing you can do about it. He has no chance at comedy. Tell him Uncle Steve said that you got no shot at the big time. It's over what your wife could be a writer?
Believe you're tements on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram and Facebook at Steve Harvey FM, and check us out on the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio app. Coming up next to its Junior and Sports Talk right after this.
You're listening Hary Morning Show.
It is time now for junior and sports talk. What you got junior?
Hey?
Before I get the sport, Can I just say this that about the Strawberry Letter, Can I take the man wife on the road with me?
I would let her open.
If she tell that one joke and leave, she gonna kill every single time, every single time I saw she got to do to tell that one joke and leave, she gonna kill because that's.
You can't take nobody's wife on the road every now and then you forget your man.
Oh god, you know what I forgot.
I see on the radio she gonna say, Oh so you want to take other wives on the road, but you don't take me.
That's why you're here.
Yeah, here the guide you through this Maids called man.
You don't listen to me. You're gonna take You're gonna take the same route out to it.
I took the long way round, Junior.
And you know what else, I gotta give this to so fast you process that that's coming so fast.
You did that instant because Junr is in me. I was born with this gift, baby, just like you was born with it, Junior. Yet, like Tommy was born with it, he is in us. We can't help it like this, like watch this right here, like Shirley, say anything, call and say anything to me. Watch this here, watch this, watch You're gonna let you in your Stuart sports, Junior don't know nothing about no damn sports. See how they laugh to that right there?
Right?
That's not true, No, no.
No, But what makes every joke true is ninety five said truth. I just told y'all that, And that's why y'all laughed.
I laughed because you have.
To watch this.
Say something else, say something else, say say anything else, say it, watch it, say.
It, say say anything.
What's gonna do for the weekend?
What you're gonna do for the weekend? Live in other week And it's Friday, and I just got paid. I'm gonna take my money and give it to my wife like I do every damn week and truth, go ahead, Judie, what you're gonna do?
All gonna say?
Man?
A Robert Solid head coach of the Jets. Five out of there, gone already five games in. They let him go already?
Man, what's the Jets record?
Oh?
They wanted?
They wanted?
What folk?
Yeah, I took a beat down down?
And hey, what is the Browns record? Junior?
Oh man, y'all y'all wanted, y'all want?
You want?
Where we're gonna.
Find it is that that head coach from the Jets out Willie Turner's.
Well, hey, he gonna get his score to that. But it ain't the same will it Turner.
That's Robert Swer Okay, he ain't go out like Willie. Yeah, all right, Junior, thank you coming up at the top of the hour, A wife needs some advice, Steve. She got a call on the bluetooth and it's threatening her marriage. We'll get into that find out what that's all about. Right after that. You're listening.
Morning Show.
This is from Cheryl, Steve and Dan Berry. Cheryl says, as a female firefighter, I have my own room at the station. I was taking my son to a doctor's appointment with my husband. My phone was on the bluetooth, so when it rang, I answered it. It was a male colleague. He said he left his pillow in my room and needed the cod to the door. My husband assumed we were sleeping together when I'm at work. I tried to explain that the guy slept in my room because I wasn't there, and he has never slept in my room with me. Is there a way for me to get through to him and clear up this big mess?
Wait a minute, Wow? Left it in what room?
In her room at the fire station. She's a firefighter and she has her own room down there.
Well, you know, don't They have certain days on and certain days off that they have to be there and then they get been there off.
Obvious by my reaction You're gonna have a hard time getting your answer out of this one, because right now I'm trying to figure out why he in there with your damn room and getting your pill out your room? What does he sleep and what his room at? But she was every firefighter got their own bed.
She wasn't there though, she said, I.
Don't give it, damn what. But if it's her room, what are he in there for? That's a good question.
Well, he was in there, and he left his pillow in there, and her husband heard it when he called it for her to get the coat to her to get the cold so he could go in and get his kill up.
So you're reacting just like the husband.
Hell yeah, yeah, yeah, that's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
The alarm is own.
It's from the fire now at your house. See, this is what you call putting the fire out in your own house. You didn't answer this on bluetooth, and now he talking about this. Now your husband going whoa, whoa, whoa, because they sound crazy, and all you got to do is reverse the situation.
It does sound crazy.
That's how I know this is crazy. Let a man pick up his phone and a woman go, hey, I need what's your code to your room because I got to get my pillow out of that.
What is this?
Wait a minute, what.
Is she doing? Who is this? Who is this? He? Wait?
Why why she in your room?
Yeah?
Yeah, she claims she wasn't there when he's sleeping there.
No, no, no, no, no, why but why your room?
Though?
Specifically?
Yeah?
And then she comfort about to call you talking about.
Some cold and I ain't got the cold.
Well, baby, you don't work there. Oh oh see problem, this is a disaster. I can't help you. I can't help now unless you won't a lie. Now, I can help you out if you want to lie.
Well, maybe she could give her a lie, give her a good one. I don't know how she can get out of him.
That he don't really that that he's from the Make a Wish Foundation and that yeah, he was just granting the wish and was letting him sleep at the firehouse. That's who that is, Yeah, from Make a Wish Foundation.
I don't know if that was gonna fly.
Well, he sounded like a grown man, but he really love it.
Oh he's a child.
That's a better lie.
And that was his make a wish. He wanted to work at the fire station, so I let him use my room. Yeah that was his father calling.
That was bad.
Yeah, that was the Make a Wish Foundation, baby dad calling, we can get the baby pill out the rook What that was?
Well, how did Make a Wish have your number?
Well?
Make a Wish got my number because I signed up to be a participant in the Make a Wish Foundation. I want to start a giving back.
Oh, you could have told me we could have done that together.
Yeah, it was this thing they was doing just with firemen. Don't nobody want to come down to your job. You work.
Well, check out counting down at the grocery store, don't.
That's where.
Cold you and the dairy department down there at the Kroger. Don't nobody want to come in there and learn how to put milk on the shelf. That's why call me. See right now, you want to lie, I got it for you. If you want to tell the truth, You're gonna get a divorce. What you want to do?
Yeah, this is a disaster.
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Yeah it is, man, that's a good idea. Be called cybersecurity. Big Now they can steal so much stuff from me and they can mess you up. And the cold thing is, once you prove that it's cyber security, it's been a breach that there's.
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You still have to pay.
Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
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It is time now to play around it. Would you rather would you rather fly to Memphis for ribs or would you rather fight a flight of Maryland for crab cake?
No, I'd rather fly to for ReBs.
Okay, crams cakes can be disappointed and then they give you two two crab cakes and then you done.
That's it. Cram cakes Sometimes they not they have too much filler, you know, if the people that make real crab crab.
I don't want that filler, right, okay, all right, ribs for you guys?
All right?
Would you rather raise a newborn baby a newborn baby? Or would you rather be have five small dogs in the house?
Be because I let them all out, it's gonna be No dogs by tonight.
All right, Junior, you just got a new dog.
It's gonna be I'm not doing a newborn.
Baby and Junior.
And Junior is the perfect person to have five dogs, because all he got to do is let him out in the backyard because they out on the prairim open range. Ain't no fence down there. And Junior just told me, ain't nobody in the neighborhood got a fish. I'm not living nowhere where you walk your ass up on me. It's a minute, jok.
All right, this is a Halloween candy. Would you rather? Would you rather skittles or candy corn?
Candy corn, candy corn or you I'm old school. They didn't even have.
What christ yummy yum me.
It's candy corn, that corn candy.
Man.
It was a lady on our street. She used to put it was one lady that gave you a bag of a coin candy about that big, looked like a pack of Eminem's. Then it was one lady that threw three pieces of coin candy in your bag. I hated that.
Lady, just individuals in her hand, just three pieces each one get three pieces in their bag.
N in it you can't find it when it's.
Time, you can't find So I got hip to her man.
I just would hold my hand. I'll let him put it in my hand and I eat mine right there. You know, give me energy so.
I can keep trick or treat sweet.
Yeah, they're so sweet?
All right?
Would you rather be best dressed or be the most handsome best dressed?
Because you know you know the second one ain't gonna happen. Really clearly, you got to be best dressed because it's no wait, you're gonna walk in the room. Be best looking, because where is all these other lass people go? I'm glad you said that you And I wish Tom was here so he could have said it too, because he just said the same.
But he'd probably thought he was the best looking him to.
Be a looking as he and to think he cute though they never seen him from the tide. You've seen that sloping ass neckline he got today.
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Yeah, yeah, what you got, Shirley, Well, I wanted to ask.
You a question, Steve. We're you know, we're in the twenties now as far as the closeness to the November fifth election, and you know, Kamala Harris is out there that our vice president doing her things. She's reaching people, she's touching people, she's doing all of that, and she could conceivably be our next president, the first female president. So I want to ask you, as a man, You've always been a champion for women. As a man, what do what do guys say? What are they saying? Do you really think they want for the first time to let a woman lead our country? Are they ready for that point?
We really from what I'm hearing. From what I'm hearing, I'm not hearing any negativity towards that because she's a woman. Now there, I'm certain there are men masking it because there are some men who will not vote for a woman. I don't care who she is, because there are just some chauvinistic men out there that don't think that women should be in charge of anything.
They didn't vote for Hillary No, So I know that.
Element is out there. I'm more afraid of the other reasons why people are not voting for her. You know, if you're choosing not to vote for her, I'm more concerned about your reason for not because the fact that she's a woman really shouldn't have anything to do with it at this point, because when you look at the choice to face with obviously she's a better choice to be president of the.
United States male, you know what?
And if you look at really, man, just the two opponents between Harris and Trump, it's just clearly who is the better person, you know, if we're going to vote for an election, who's the better person. Who's the better candidate? Who would you like to best represent what you stand for in this country? Not clearly to me that's her, because I would rather have her talking on behalf of this country than to have him talking. Or have you heard him? Has he said anything that makes you feel proud? See now, I'm just just some basic stuff. If you could just tell me what he said to make you feel proud, If he said anything that has earned your trust, then I'd like to know that. If he has pointed to things that make you feel safe or secure within your own skin, if you, as a black person, feel prideful when he's up there talking, then I'm just asking for some other things to consider if you're steal one of those people who are up in the air, because he's clearly man, if you listen to his rhetoric, if you listen to his mission, it has nothing to do with you. It just don't. And I don't know how else to say it to you.
I mean, she said global warming was a hoax. Now we see what's out writing now. Hurricane Milton a category five in October, and he said that it was a hoax.
Global Warming in Springfield, eat cats and dogs.
I mean, come on, he said, drink some bleached to you can get rid of COVID.
Right, he said COVID was a hoax.
Yeah, I told people to stop wearing masks. Yeah, but that all these things, you know, we could just take the race part out of it. Just think back of other things that he has said and has done.
It's dangerous, it's it's and so what's alarming to me is how the Republican Party has allowed him to hijack that entire party. They are no longer can claim to be the party of morality because he's not, you know, and these evangelicals who are voting for him, and all these right wingers talking about he's he's against abortion. You ain't got one picture Donald Trump going to no church nowhere. He don't know no scriptures. He not gonna answer no question about it because he don't know nothing about that Bible.
When he had it, it was upside down in his hand, remember that.
And he doesn't know anything because he upside down with it.
Yeah, you know.
And when he was asked one time, but does he ever tie of being in the storm, he said, I am the storm.
Wow, you know, can you imagine being him right now?
How his life must be. It is not a happy place. He thrives on controversy. He sent those people down there on January sixth, He sent some people down there. Clearly, if you go down there, my lawyers will get you out of jail. He said that let's go down there together. He already told us that will not be a peaceful transition if he's not if he don't win this election. And then he told us if he does win the election, he'll be a dictator. But just for one day. You think, this guy who can only do this for four more years without in any chance answered reelection. You have no idea what he's going to take this power, that he has for the next.
Four years and what he's going to do with it for life.
I'm not hearing me and say that not voting for her because she's a woman, I am a little bit concerned about why people are not voting for her outside of that. First of all, she's far more intelligent. She's just a lot more capable. She's more experienced, she's more diplomatic, she's more understanding.
More presidential's a leader. She is is a narcissist and a person that's trying to stay out of jail. Save his own hide.
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