Y'all know what time of y'all don't know. Y'all back a suit on, looking back to back down, giving the move like theming bus bus things. And it's true good it. Steve hasten to move together for Stubby. I don't join by join me to be doing me. You gotta turn, you gotta turn to turn them out, got to turn out the water, the water. Come, come on your back at it. I'm good Martin. Everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on, dig me na, one and only Steve Harley got a radio show. Here we go today. I think I have something for a lot of people today, at least I hope I do. And this is about on your journey, And this is about something that happens to us all. I mean, what happens to all of us from time to time when we get discouraged, What happens to all of us when we feel like quitting, What happens to all of us when we have that turn back moment, What happens to all of us when it don't seem like it's gonna pan out. Because I want you to understand something that everyone, every single living soul, has those thoughts about something at some point in that life. I mean, you know, look, I've oftentimes been discouraged about things not happening as fast as I like them. All things don't pan out the way I would like for them to have panned out. I mean, there's so many ways to get discouraged. But what my encouragement to you is when discouragement comes is understand this. It is a part of the growth process. It is a test. It is a test of your faith. How bad you want it, do you really believe? That's all faith is. It's simply, and I've said this how many times. Faith is the belief in things that you cannot see. So when discouragement comes, setbacks comes, it is a test of your faith. At least it's been that way for me. Now other people can explain it another way. I'm not other people. I can only give it to you the way it's come to me and throughout my life, and man o man o man discouragement sometimes it's tough to deal with because it seems at times when you are discouraged that is so absolute that this means the end, and if you allow it to set in, it can be just that the end of you. When Milly, Milly, it was a test here, the one that I hate to hear. Well, if it's God's will, excuse me. If it's God's will that you fail. If it's God's will that you're not successful. If it's God's will that you lay down and give up, it's God's will that you allow yourself to amount to not reach your potential. That's God's will. That's not the God I know. That's not the God I served, that's not the God I've read about. That's not the God I believe in. I'm sorry, I just my mother always taught me something that he didn't bring me this far to leave me. I just don't believe that, not for a second. Try to look at it. If you can as a test of your faith, and you merely have to pass the test. It could be for a day, a half a day, a few hours, a week, a few weeks, it don't matter. Don't nobody know how long the test period is. Your job is to keep the faith and keep moving. Keep the faith and keep moving, keep working, keep believing, keep hope alive. That's your job. If you do that, that's how you pass the test. It could be over tomorrow, It could be over in two weeks, It could be over in a month. You don't know. But all you got to do is wake up and keep the faith and fight the discouraging feelings. And how do you do that? Steve? Now here we go. This is the part I know about for show because how many times I've had to fight off discouragement in order to get to where God wanted me to be. What do you do when you become discouraged? Well, when I get discouraged about a task, I think about the outcome. Man, what would it be like if I were to complete the task? What would it be like? Man? What would the outcome be for me? If I hung on in there, if I didn't give up, if I if I imagine, I imagine if I don't quit. I imagine if I don't give up, what would it be like? Man? Suppose everything I'm hoping for comes true. But if I don't quit and give up, that might just be the case. I start talking to myself like that, I think of what the upside is? What's the upside to stay in with it? You see, all this is the same thing. I'm just giving you different ways to look at it. I'm saying the exact same thing over and over. But I'm just trying to find the switch that connects in your mind where you can say, Okay, man, I'm gonna hang in there. Because if you think of the outcome, and the outcome is appealing to you, if you imagine what it would be like if you don't give up or you don't quit you if you think only of what the upside is, to stay in with it. And then I go, where can this lead to? If I stay with it, man, and the outcome comes true? What else could that lead me to? Because I mean, there's always more to it. So where else could this lead me to? What are the possible abilities? Man? What are the limitless possibilities? What could God possibly have in store for me? If I just hang in there, if I pass this test of faith, if I just passed this test. Now, it ain't gonna be the only one. But you gotta get past this one. No, then you're gonna hear the smooth plane. Then it's gonna be another one. It's gonna be another one. Life ain't none but a series of tests, man. But you gain experience and knowledge as you go through life, and it helps you with the next test. You get better at testing, you get better at testing. What's your true destiny? Think about that when you think about giving up? What is your true destiny? Don't you want to see what that is? Don't you want to see what God really got for you? What does God really have in store for you? If you just pass the test, if you just hang in that man, and don't let the devil fool you, and don't let that other force make you think that it's over, that your time has come, that is not his will. God don't deal in negativity. Man. See Bishop Omer taught me something. The way you know that something has God's voice in it, It has no sin in it. Quitting, giving up, laying down, falling out for the account, letting go, losing your faith. That ain't got nothing to do with God. Man, When you're thinking about giving up, when you're discouraged, think of the outcome. Imagine what it would be like if you don't quit, if you don't give up. What's the upside to staying with it? Where can this all lead to? What? What can this get you too? If you do this and you get to where you think you want to be, Oh my God, what's after that? What are the limitless and endless possibilities of holding on to your faith? What could really be out there for me? Man? If I just ask this test, you gotta talk yourself into hanging in there. And sometimes it ain't nobody talking to you about hanging in there but you. But that's good enough because God has a blessing for you. God's got a blessing with your name on it. God has packages bundled up with your name on it. He got blessings just in boxes with your name on it. Man, I want all of mine shipped. I'll be on Faith Street waiting there to receive. I just I'm just believing he's shipping stuff. But if you keep moving from the address of Faith, if you keep getting off Faith Street where you want to do, packages to go. They got your name on it and it's based on your faith. But if you keep moving on Doubt Avenue and it ain't no Way Boulevard and the pasage getting delivered only the Faith Street, what you keep moving on Faith Street for? Come on, man, you can't give up. You can't give up. You're listening. Stew ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning show Man, greatest Morning show enough. Today's show is dedicated to all the bass fishermen in the world. Everybody that bass fish, what bass fish, cropping fish, bucket sitters, brim sunfish them fit. Lake fisher, yes, lake fisher's babies. Yeah, I love lake fishers. Man freshwater, well, I don't. Deep sea another kind of fishing. We're not doing them yet. We got love for you, but we're just doing that. Bank fishers. People have got boats. Look for him, hunt them down. Big mouth bass, small mouth bass, Come on, boy, pike, walleye. Let's do something. Can you eat them? You eat your catch? Hell? Yeah, well I know you cut well. I do catch a release on my ranch except on Friday. On Fridays it's fish fried. Yeah. So then what you have to fill your pond your lake up again? No, not making babies now the all the babies ain't gonna make it because big fish do eat little fish. Understand that. Now they understand that. Oh yeah, hey dog over here. But I'm a catfish. I want to damn bass or suck you down man that bass or do you man that bass eat pretty much bass eat a small duck on the pond. Yeah, yeah, if it's if it's a big mouth bath. No, he won'ts eating means eating. No, no, no, man, a baby duck, a big, a large, big mouth bath. He'll hit the duck. He'll eat a frog. Ain't nothing listen anything, Go cross that water man, you got movement. He hungry. He gonna swallow you. He don't chew, He just swallowed muscles. Do the rest you're gonna, You're gonna, yeah, crickets bugs, man, you see them water bugs laying on top of the water. All a sudden, you hear down? Would you hear that right there? That's it? He go surely that's not the noise. Kids, you're drinking. Irritated by it though, it's you don't do is good? Ruined everything? You're not good. They're just going to new stop it. Any angriest comedian ever don't need no help. What I don't need no help? And let it be for me write my joke. You want to ask sound effect? You're dude, Tommy, Tommy, do you want any sound effects with Joe? Joe? Surely you are animals. I'm doing sound effects. Okay, okay, whatever you were talking you and you were junior work, Go ahead, ju yote. There you go from Now you work with Julie Animals. I'm doing effect hero a big ban Jui some real funny. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it sounds for something funny. Roscoe is performing. He of course performed during the total Socially you asked some questions and stuff. Okay, so I can transform the voice. Plus, I didn't know did you guys know this that Roscoe and Pempen first of all know each other, and then they're they're headed to Vegas. They're gonna see the fight may Gregor. I didn't know who didn't do the vital riding. I didn't even know this, and knowing out you know, I'm getting down. Hey, what's up ladies? Hey Pamphan, how you doing show like the Blind Streaks? You gotta thank you? Oh oh right, you're trying some new stuff. Huh okay, let me how know how far you want to come? Am? What's up? Tommy? What's happening? Rubbing? Nothing? Man? Just up in here, just doing what I do? Am was up? Kind Hey, pamp what's that you go? Show? Like chocolate? You know what I'm saying? I bet it is who he is my main man. June, Yeah, adding him, I think I haven't recruited me. Sound like I got somebody. Elm on, tryp one on me. Good. Only thing we didn't tell Jennie is you got to go somewhere once I teach it to you. You got to go somewhere. Em can't be two pimps at the park. Your territorial can't be two pimps at the same part. You gotta get your own play ground. Good. I shone like when your boys gonna, man, what's going on? Yeah? Me and law school here and no not to Vegas. Man, I didn't even know you guys knew each other. Roscoe, Yeah, well Roscoe ain't gonna pimp. You gotta do that thing, baby, you got a little heaven. I'm going to vigor my boy, gonna turn it. Are you performing or you just watching the fight? Don't give it there? Well it won't beautiful Voman, did you perform? They doing the solar eclips? No, I didn't do that. That wouldn't you Just how many y'all were looking dead? Ain't you see the damn They wouldn't do it? Them selling glasses, damn. Think biggest hyper thing in my life right here, So I just catch it next time, next time. By seven y twenty four, Roscoe went my hold up down Now I don't know the color. Listen to this right here. A solar eclipse can happen when two great big things passed in time like you and Roscoe Pempers. It's Benna be sol clips. After the fight, damn made wasn't well? I did want to ask you, Papa, what are you wearing? I know you have a set. Let me tell you what I was thinking about wind and the Yeah, I'm just gonna wear I go. I gotta go on jacket. My sister made. You want to see this thing, man, it's nice. Man, It's like like I got Philippels on it. It's solid gold Macroom make and then it's got the Sherlock Home cape onlock. Okay, I want to wear that. I'll put it on. Hey, let me head when I go to the National Airport, can I wear it? Oh? You're gonna do the National Am'm gonna do the airport? What the what? What I'm doing an anthem? I'm gonna do it? Or I ain't gonna do the one in the rain. Oh that's the one I was gonna ask you about you Now I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do the one and McGregor dressing room, a little bit of it. And I was wanting, you know what, I think i'mna have to go on in there for that because I need to holt in Maweather. Oh do you know my Weather? You know? I know it's people I know that I know make Weather singing. Oh and and his uncle. Oh where you know them from the box. I ain't going on the fights. You know. He got a new strip club, and right, that's what I want to club. No, you ain't gotta dress it up. It's that's gonna be strip down. You know what I'm I'm going through that man, the man, the man, what do you want to talk to him about this trip? Can I just you know, just sit around talking him a little bit? You know, see if thing the strippers, you know, in other opportunities to keep it, Billy Piper, keep it bit, you know what I'm saying, Just make it. Let's see if anybody wants to change, you know, maybe want to add too little sideline things. Yeah, pride opportunity, He's a growth opportunity, you know, because Florida ain't know him. Now, come on, No, he's a box. He got pimpish type tones to him, but he ain't no food blown him. So who's your money on? I don't they mother? Come on, I just can't even him like. He's quite poor, gonna get his ass. He's gonna need an id to get in his own house. You ain't don't know him. I don't know. I don't know if you ever been getting with bad and quotas. Ain't brit win his own one? The old thing like that. I got all my money on may Web two? What your web madewebb made weebble. I'm going to may Well. I'm gonna do the national anthem in the dressing room, black, I Julia, Why why am the dressing room not in the ring? Well? You know I don't want to saying that one right there? You know, cal of comedy don't want him kneeling. Oh yeah, while I'm saying everybody, what you ain't gonna do? Calvin Comedy game can district me. I'm out here singing, and you got on your knee that phone. You need to press it out, make it a little straight for the curl in it. Have yourself something so I'm going in I'm gonna saying the national anthem in Floyd dressing room. I'm gonna saying his national anthem with your money by the Old Jays. And then I'm gonna go in McGregor dressing room and do the luck at charm commercial because that delicious he gonna be imagine legal leader writer than as he gonna get a delicious ass, get a delicious I might then come his hands. Come run that prank. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, coming up at the top of the hour, mister Anne will be here with our national news. As always, we're gonna talk about black girls rock. But right now it's time for the nephew to run that prank back Naya, what you got tombstone? What is that you really want to hear? Don't nobody want to hear toomstone? Tombstone? Hey man, we got a problem with the y want to mess around and put the wrong name on my tombs and will listen, and we got a problem. We gotta get rectified. Mind on, hold on, hold on, man, calm down, And first of all, what is your name? My name is Ritchie Man, But y'all y'all, I can't understand a funeral home making the tun of mistakes. You know that? That don't make no sense. What's gonna be y'all haven't been in the business to be doing something like this. So this is a family business. We've been doing this forty plus years. Well, I don't making mistakes like this, man, What's what? What's the problem? What's the mistakes? What's what mistake you think we made? Okay, look, man, we're being my anti. Two weeks ago, her name is Rosetta. Okay, all right, where you spare, Our name is r O s e t t eight. Y'all got r O z e t t an. She was born tune to eight, nineteen forty eight. Y'all got August the six, nineteen forty y'all got the dates mixed up, and y'all got her name mixed up. And when we're ain't going to do that's how my anti are rifted in peace with the row stuff on her thrombstall. Don't make no first man com that where you can't getting at me, I can't as no way I can help you to getting at me now, I mean, what's the problem then, man? Why I could check the paperwork. I check the paperwork and see what the problem is. Now, if you gave me the wrong information, your family gave me wrong information, then we just put down where we would get it. And if we got to change something, we'renna change it. But it's gonna cause you some more money. No ya, we're we're not paying another damn damn to that funeral all not another damn damn. The stuff gonna get changed boom this damn thom so, then we're not paying for none. I'm gonna tell this. I'm decided. I'm saying we can help you out. I can help you. What if you gave me the wrong information, that's only you. Why didn't do that, that's only your We didn't give you the wrong information. I'm gonna tell you this. What your name alone? What is your name? My name is Kendrick. Okay, Kendrick. Let me tell you something. If this don't get changed, body, none, me or some of my cousin's gonna come out there and start digging up about it, right, y'all. Not coming over here and digging up nothing, y'all my play. He would gets respect my family and come over here. You're gonna get up what We're gonna dig up some burdens. If you're gonna come, don't get the money. It's not gonna be none of that. I'm not having you coming over here. We're gonna fix the problem. I'm go and check the paperwork and I can get back to you. That's why I can do. But you ain't digging up nothing if if but man, my cousin is coming out there digging up some of them. Damn Dad. But it until you don't get this damn thing, six ain't gonna be nobody coming over there. Hold on, see what now I'm getting excited to comment. Man, let me just talk to you like a man. What I'm saying to you is that the family seals out the paperwork, put the name in the birth date on there. If it is incorrect, it has to be fixed. I have to call the man out here to fix it, and that's gonna call some money. I have to pay him. All I'm saying is if that is the case, if the paperwork is incorrect, it's not on us, and I might have to charge you a little extra money just so I can get it taken care of. To get charging where coming on money? Man? We ain't got no moment. You charge an arm in the egg to bear in my honey, we ain't got no more. I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you one more time, mister Kendrick. If I don't see a child, I'm coming after this evening. And look at my handy Toomstal, I'm coming out there now. If the date and the name ain't fixed, I promise you so help me. I'm gonna start digging up but it. And if you're answers out there, I'm gonna put you in one of them holes up and I'll tell you what veget. You're not gonna put me in no hole? Man, I Like I said, I tell it. I'm trying to talk to you and tell you what the deal is and how we will get this fixed. Ain't nobody come out here and dig it up nothing. I've called him out. I'll get you there. I bet you I'm digging up a hole and I'll put you in it if you don't fix my hand and Toombstar and we both were going in the damn hole. That's what's gonna happen now, We're both going in that in because somebody ought to fix miss around and put the wrong date. You want to put the yarn to spell my hand in man, run in everything. Hold, I don't even answers to damn phone and my uncle get expicies. Resident resident le fix nothing. Mean you're yelling at each other. We mean we don't do this. Yelling at each other is not gonna fix the problems. I I still have to do a step here. I have to look at this paperwork. But when you're gonna look at it, reson, you keep yelling. I don't even have time to gold with this paperwork. Every time I get really look at something, you're yelling in my head you want more time. I'm come at mind. I'm gonna come out there right now. That's what I'm gonna do. You know what We're to come on them, So I try to talk nice to your tell you what to I told you that this is a fan of business. You dis respect me. You come out here. You ain't no because when we're both going to avery days, That's what I'm trying to tell you right now. You're not looking. But because they're damn to, you're gonna ran. I'm gonna bring then bring that you ain't gonna cover laughter I gonna call bigger bull set about this. Didn't get rid of to say Kendrick on the tombstone. They're gonna say it wrong. Oh women, come on, you ain't gonna cut this. I need to tell you. Yes, you got to say. I said, you're listening to me, Kendrick, you wrapped the sixth regt say this is miss you. Tommy, you just got frank by your sack the teary with no your man you Tommy. I'm gonna get damn a man. He got me, man man Old he was looking being here today day I knew something was funny. Oh man, you got me. But I was gonna do the hole for your to day sign the gig. All right, Hey man, I gotta ask you one more thing. What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the the Steve Hardy Morning Show. What y'all want on y'all tunbs do? It don't really matter? Hum. I won't mind to be blacked for a long time because I don't. I don't. There ain't nobody worry about it wasn't on the toobs, ain't about last year, not currently. I'm not worry I have not bought the plat yet I have at Now I'm gonna do one on folks, I'm gonna die. I've already claimed it. I'm shooting at the ninety eight. Really, that's my number right there, That nine, and that ain't nine. Let me see what you ain't controlling it though, No, no, ain't running none of No, I ain't in charge of it either. I'm shooting for me. He's just asking if I could just see one on fall unhealthy. Still want to be talking driving function and watching drive. I'm gonna have a drive to know what I'm passing. Yeah, you know, I want to know what different I'm going passing, check, cash place, nothing. I just want him to be light. If you was born with an exit date, would you try to fight it? If you just knew to date, if you knew the date, you both I think that's why we don't know it. I mean, of course you try. Wouldn't you be in the closet on that date with everything closed, just sitting in him around anyway, you just go in the closet. I would pray about it, especially at David Folk. David Folk is really when you under a lot of pressure. Oh yeah, yeah, you know foemost out the eve, you know, two years out, you ain't really but the date the eve though though, Yeah, that whole day is spit. Doctor told me I wasn't gonna live a past eleven. Yeah, I'm out here making him look so bad. He ain't. I was scared though, right. Miss Santa is coming up next with our Natural News talk about Black Girls Rock. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Miss Dana's standing by with today's headlines. Did you guys see Black Girls Rock last night? Yes? I know. Black Girls Rock, of course, celebrates black women who are trailblazers, change makers, or dynamos in their respective fields. Our girl to Raji p Henson hosted the star studded awards show Like Her New Hair Last Yeah. Last Night show celebrated women who represent a variety of industries, genres, and generations. This year's recipients include Solange Knowles. She had a great hair, yeah, yeah, with her cranes in the sky. Now it's crazy, crazy in the sky. It was a crane, Yeah, it was cranes. You'll misinterpretation of it has nothing to do with the song. And anybody giving you no damn award for writing nothing no damn crazy, so don't nobody won't be crazy and got a lot of trouble. He's so serious A song called crazy in the White House. All right, it's a ray. Also from Insecure, the series Insecure, also Blackish star of the Young Lady Yara Shahiti. What a lovely, smart, bright young lady. She is so beautiful to Music Icon, way smarter than Anthon Anderson. I just want to put that out here and hope Anthony, hope he hear me. Congratulations to the girl. And Tracy Hellis for bringing some intelligence the show. And Laurence Fishball. No, lord no, something wrong with Anthony Anderson? What happened? I don't know. He said something crazy about on the show. You're just joking. I heard about it? What Joe when I'm joking? Serious? All right? Also m music Icon ROBERTA. Flack. Some of the presenters include Maxwell Comedian This is her time right Now, Tiffany had Is she ready? Is tiff Anikanoni Rose Boy? Does she do her thing? Is? Jukebox on Powers? And Steve Gus Who else? The one and Only Anthony Anderson was a presenter as well. Check out some of our favorite moments here we go. I don't care how big you are, I don't care how how you think you are. If you come for me, I'm coming for you. And so whether it's the President of the United States of American or any of his cabinet, we will say to them, we will resist you. We will not allow you to damage this country in the way that you're doing. We will not allow you to take us backwards. Not only will we resist you, we will impat you. Mister b I'm extremely grateful for the recognition that I'm receiving this evening, but I want you to know, if it was not for the love and respect shown to me by black women, those right wing, ultra conservative alt right haters in this country, they would have me believe I'm too black, I'm too confrontational, I'm too tough, and I'm too disrespectful of them. But now I know I'm simply a strong black woman. What a great show last night, Thanks to everyone who participated. Black Girls Do Rocket. Yes, she is the journey she did to get I'm that's incredible. We'll tell us something about it. Well, you know, she did her show, she shot her show herself. Um, like five five to seven minute episodes and she put them out on YouTube. She shot like about ten fifteen of them, and HBO picked up. I said, wow, yeah, that's how you do it. That's how you jump from one to the other one real quick. Girl. Then we ought to do that with Papa raised money about black girls. And I ain't on you, but that's what we ought to do. Man. Maybe we ought to just shoot it and let somebody pick it up. You know, everybody say it was good? Why so quiet in him? Everybody said it with girls. What we really we was favorite black girl's money, trying to figure out why we can't do what it's the ray. Oh yeah, all right, we gotta go. Please introduce your state, ladies and gentlemen. Miss and trip K. Thank you, Steve, Thank you guys. This is a trip with the news the Navy conducting the broad probe and the Monday's collision between USS John McCain and an oil tanker off the coast of Singapore. Ten sailors reported unaccounted for. However, Admiral Scott Swift, the commander of the Pacific Fleet, says somebodies have been recovered. The divers were able to locate some remains in those sealed confirmments. Additionally, the Malaysian Navy has reported that they have located potential remains. They are working to confirm and identify those remains. This was the second collision of the naval warship of the civilianship in his many months, and the fourth this year. So now the commander of the seventh Fleet, Vice Admiral Joseph Orcoin, has been dismissed from his post. The Navy meanwhile, has two hundred and seventy five ships and waters around around the world, and they've already been ordered to take a pause, an operational pause today or for maybe two days to review safety procedures. President Trump held another campaign rally last night, this time in Phoenix. At one point, he threatened to shut down the government if the Congress does not back his border wall. Let me be very clear to Democrats in Congress who opposed a border wall and stand in the way a border security, you are putting all of America's safety at risk. You're doing that. People fig against Donald Trump descended onto the downtown area in Phoenix, four and against crowds also expected later on today in Reno, Nevada, because the President is due there later. Today looks like the very pregnant Serena Williams Huggs has strange cravings. Well good ones. Actually she's craving asparagus and artichokes. And today is European Remembrance Day for the victims of Nazism, but it's also Hug your Sweetheart Day. I'd like to hug with a kiss, don't you You're deeing the butterfly. Twenty minutes after the hours, they tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steven Show. All right, the butterfly is here, Steven. Why don't you do it today? Go ahead introduce him, ladies and gentlemen. See that sucks, ladies and gentlemer, introducing ahead the butterfly. You gee, okay, good morning everyone, anyway, Good morning to all of you all. Hey butterfly, Hey, Carla, Hey, Shirley, Hello, butter fly. Flutter flutter beaut Junior, wanna butterfly flap own flap own? Brother? Very well, um, Timmy, how you doing. I'm all good man? What's happening? Very good? Mister Steve Harvey, Yeah man, good morning, how are you today? I'm doing wonderful and I hope you're doing wellpends on how this segment. You know about the segments all about me. Today, I'm gonna be promoting one thing and one thing only, Steve Harvey, and it's called Well, this is a paper raised money. It's a Mama's Ball. Mama's Boy is a hit stage play that's getting ready to start in September, starring the one and only Eugene Antoine Ferguson. Okay, I have Oh the Boy. Yes, I am in the play, but it's you know, if if if I was in Pavais Nobody, which they didn't put me in there, then it might have been something. But but you know now this way, this ain't no spin out. This one right here is running all over the country. It's gonna be starring me, Um of course, Jack and Harry, Johnny Gio, Mary, Yes, Robbing Gibbons, start studying Don from um in Vow. He's gonna be in the show as well. And I want all of you to come out. So mister Harvey, you don't have anything to say about this one. I would love for you to come out see me in the show. Well, would be fantastic. See butterfly? Are you serious? People involved? That have the expertise at it. Then I think it's fine if it was just this is going the hill. But I know what's other people involved in that play though, you know people that are talented. I'm really talented acting and everything. You've got to go with that. This go sounds like a great opportunity for you to be a part of. You know, I'm so glad you finally said no, no, you got to praise me for being top billing. No, no, no, no, No, You're not bigger than Gil. You're bigger than John to Gil bigging in it, ste No, I have a spanker. Listen, I'm asking you. I want you to really come out and see me in the play. I think you're gonna like it. I know you don't like when people bust out in the town, but I still want you to come out. Right, Butterfly, we do have to go. Thank you so much. When we come back from the breaking Man after the hour, we're gonna do first day of school. You're listening to show. All Right, it's time for the powerball jack pot, and I'm talking a big one. Uh, we got to talk about this. Yeah, tonight's powerball jack pot is up to six hundred and fifty million dollars. Stop playing. That's a lot of chase. I don't know what to do, all right? Uh six foot you know what to do with my damn? If you want to tell us how much? How much do I get that after TAXI? Okay, here we gonna get some Uh okay, okay, listen to this. So win a winner who opts for a cash payout, you're gonna get four hundred eleven point seven million dollars. Oh eleven yea, minus taxes. Mind, after the taxes. I'm down. I'm good, I'm good. All right. Now remember this while while you're buying your tickets, the odds and winning, we're just talking about it if you win. Okay, okay, okay, first of all, okay, let's go round the rule. Who gonna do? What? Junior? What you're gonna do? You got hundred? What you got? Hey? Well I go nicky now? Okay, okay, okay, you stupid? I just need so why are you now? Somebody tell me? Somebody tell me your clothes off? And you got less body to be watching on list. I caused data police against them. I'm going buy island. I'm going buy island. Well, I ain't never had no island. You ain't ever had a big ass house. You ain't ever had a whole lot of cars. You ain't ever had a whole lot of money. You ain't ever had the wardrobe but your dream. You ain't ever had a horse. Here, we can go down list. You ain't never had a lot of land, a lot of stuff. You can buffer. You take your dumb ass off somewhere and buy no damn island, and you don't know how to run now. You gotta run power out there. You had it on my vision board. I can't have island now. Yeah, you can have an island, but you're gonna have to get power out there. Oh, just the infrastructure alone. Okay, okay, I'll tell you what you had. How much you want to spend on album you got for you men? How much you want to spend on that? You can't get me your ass? You just have a patch island. I mean he just killed my little dream. Yeah, let me explain some tea you with tim me. You stop talking about this out it's not talking about this damn you. Just to get the power out there. I want the ain't we got we got the man. I let me say this too. Let me say that too. If I win. I already told you to day. I got to get rid of everybody. But but let me tell you what I'm going to do. Right, But let me tell you. Let me tell you I'm gonna do. Just tell everybody what you I got to get rid of my family. I gotta get away from you. And let me tell you how I get rid of here. I got the lead. But let me tell you how I'm gonna do. I'm a fake. I'm anna fake my damn. I'm gonna get shot right in front of it. I ain't laughed, blood coming out of my mind, spitting up for everything. I'm gonna have amul around the coroner. I'm getting shot right, go ahead, go ahead, half and you'd be replaced. There ain't gonna be no halm shirt. I got the ticket in my pocket. They don't know I won't I done to me. You got the ticket, but they don't know you're gonna get shot right in front of your face. What I know though, I'm getting shot in front of it. I'm sitting at time, I'm leaving out my house on a gurnee. I'm telling stupid just we're coming back with the overt. Yes, I can get out of dirt my frignorance show. The Nephews Praying phone call is up right after this. I'm cleaning my house on a gurney. You're listening Steve Show, all right, coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after today's crazy Strawberry letter. Yeah, we have another one, but first it's time for the Nephews prank phone call. Come on, come on, nephew. If PC, what is that f PC? Is that you're here here? Come? Yeah? This whole time it scared you though yet get Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Darwin Darwin. This is he Hey Darwin, how are you doing? This is Frank with FPC. We're trying to come down and um see about making an appointment with you within the next weeks. That's possible, FUNES for what Yeah, we're supposed to come by. I'm with FPC. We wanted to uh we have from what what what is that? What is FPC? Uh? Sir, your name was left with us and you're you're you're on on our file to actually come out make an appointment with you so we can um, so we can get your picture taken. You must have your own number. I'm not I'm not signed up to take no picture anything. So okay, well you are you're darling? Correct? Yeah, yes, I am daring, so you call it darlin and that's what you call it. But anything about a picture? What? What's up with a picture? We've got you on our schedule here, FPC. We have you on our schedule to um to actually for us to come out to your home and take your picture. Okay, FPC? What's company is that? What's what's your what type of picture? And would I be taking I'm not taking no picture? But what what is FPC? Okay, you don't know anything about a photo being taken of you? No? Okay? Uh sir? FPC is uh we are. This is a funeral Picture company, Funeral Picture company, And what we do is we come out and take your picture and we actually keep it on file. That way, when you do pass away, we have your picture for your programming. We have a nice picture for you. Look, I'm not dead right now. You're not taking no picture of me? Who is this again? My name is Frank. Frank. Okay, Frank, you mean to tell me y'all taking pictures of people before they d just so you could have them picture. Oh foul, So we're keeping on filing. Then you have a good picture on your program. And that's what. That's what, that's what we feel. They ain't signed up for nothing like that. Who the hell signed me up for some like that? I'm quite sure. But we're trying to schedule where we can come out beginning of next week so we can get your picture taken next week. Week after you get picture when I'm dead, you're not taking no picture of me before that that. That don't sound right, sir. Don't you want to have a good picture on your program? So you're not taking the picture of me for no humor arrangements that I'm not dead yet. I don't understand that. What the hell is this about? Nobody who signed me up for it? Then tell me that much, sir. I don't have the actual person listened here on who signs you up, but I do have the number, and you are Darwin, mister Darwin, So I didn't sign up for that. I'm not taking picture. You guys running around taking pictures of people before they that just to have a good picture on fail that. Man, I ain't never heard of like that, sir. Okay, sir, are you I mean we have your address here? Are you? Are you available? No? I'm not available. I'm not available at all to take no picture for a funeral that I'm not even dead yet. I don't. I don't get that that that sounds like a much of more and ill. Where the hell gave you my number? That's what I want to know, sir. I'm not quite sure. But one thing we have to do is we have to follow through with our job. So what we're gonna have to do is we I have to come out there and take a picture. So I don't want to, you know, create a problem, but I have to get a picture of you by next week. Oh it's gonna be problem because you're not getting a picture me for no funeral arrangement, mister Darwin. I have to come by your house at least by Friday, at around twelve million. I'll come by and get a picture of you. Ain't come by my got house no Friday, you gonna lie. Gotta me come over here to try to get my mother pitching. I got plenty of got pitcher in my house to put on the mother funeral program. I'm not taking the pitching that noon. I'm clear to be did. I'm not dead. That's some more bad look got dead. I don't know who you worked for, Frank, but you you got the word our word for fl PFC, Sir, I worked for FPC FCC. Mike, you ain't not taking no picture of me. Don't come over here, Friday, Come about no guy? Piston Okay, before you got pistol and you and I hope they got Joe got pitt your on file. But that's a stupid got company you worked for. I ain't never heard of nobody taking no picture before they died. I got millions of pictures in here for that program. And when I'm throwing with the god, care about what a picture looked like? Or who hadn't my gout funeral? There's a lignat. You tell who you worked for. They need to go find another occupation. I don't make no guy just you're not coming over here, Friday, buddy, You come over here if you want to. Okay, Uh missus Darwin? Yes, are you familiar with with Glinda? That's my wife? What what you about to say? Now? I want all I want to do is say this man. I just want to say, Glinda, the one that got me to prank phone call you. This is nephew Tommy Baby from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. Huh, I'll bit up boy yet, I ain't never heard a business like That's some FTC funeral. Well man, I said my New year resolution. I was gonna cut back on drinking. But you got me over here about the tip a bottle right now? Are you crazy? Man? And come over here to day before get a picture of Glinda fitt y'all got me, baby, you got me. I ain't never heard no company like that. You ain't putting me up to it bad. You're gonna I'll tell you what you tune in tomorrow morning. Man, you're gonna catch yourself on national radio. Dad. I'm gonna tell everybody. Boy, they had me hot over here. I'm gonna don't tell the pleading, but I'm gonna have me a drink anywhere. I was looking for an excuse to dray picking. Don't put on foul boy, y'all, y'atta lost the half of mine. Y'all head with that. And here, buddy, man, I gotta ask you something, man, darm and tell me this here, man, what's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Steve Harvey Morning Wick Up Show, Buddy Funal picture. Huh do y'all have y'all picture later? Well, that's right, I feel the tombstone. What's it put you and dad? I don't know that. I told y'all gonna shoot myself right in front of my family. That's funny. Can I give you? Can I tell you something? Wow, everybody is talking about Donald Trump's neck tie and how long it is. I hadn't heard. Maybe maybe when you've never heard people talk about how long his tie is, like a couple of times. Don't recall. I don't recall. I just don't recall. Are you kidding me? When he was campaigning? Was okay, I can't help you if you ain't heard, okay, so just tell us what you hear. No, no, no, no. It's because it camouflages your stomach and the protrusion of your gut. Because if you wear the tie long, you can't see the belt buckle, which is indented, so it gives you just a flatter appearance from the front. That's why he wears his ties that long. If you wear a shorter tie, it would show your stomach sticking out because that end of the tie would point out and would make you look fatter or less fitted. That's why he wears the ties that long. It's a dressing trick. Like my ties used to be made extra two inches, extra two inch, you know. Yeah, he liked to put the double winds in. Yeah yours, Tommy would be on the floor. Shut up, I know how to tie that. I stole one of his time one time got home like damn, I can't wait a damn it too long? Tommy put it on. I was stepping on the tide where you had my tie at the gym? Remember that time he was skipping rope with like a box strain. Show is pretty rope? That his uncle's tip. What do you have to say for yourself? Tommy? It ain't stop? Sure, Donna laugh with him, laugh with him. That was funny pretty rope because I got the visuals. You know you see me jump roping with the towe. Yes, yes, pretty silk one. All right? Coming up next is the Secret Service going broke. If you guys heard this story, oh my goodness. Plus we have another strawberry letter on deck. All after this we'll be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up next today Strawberry letter. You do not want to miss it. But first, now, this is according to the Washington Post. This has been all over the news. The Secret Service is running out of money. What protecting the first protecting the first family is expensive? Why? Why aren't running out of money? And they got to fly to New York down to mulog Older, They got to fly to Jersey. Come all the days, eighteen holes on the golf coach? How many people that take to watch his ass for eighteen holes of golf? You gotta be in the trees, bushers, helicrapters. You're gonna from DC to Murlogo down. He's playing too much, damn go. Yeah that he criticized President Obama for doing. That's why they running out of money. That's where you gotta watch your wife and wife don't stay in the day. The White House got her down, the Trump Cower, They got all the people down. Now money man, Yes, then they got to get that little boy to that damn school. Yeah yeah, And I like, man man, y'all need to leave bend alone time about what he wore to the eclipse was inappropriate. What the heilly poster? Well, yeah, he's a kid. Looking at him. Look at the damn son. Kids are off and the woman alone. Look, she ain't giving those speeches. That's hers. She gil speeches. That's hers. Now quick talking about the woman. But you're exactly right, Steve. Protecting the first family is very expensive. Donald Trump wife is saying everything Michelle said. Yeah, yeah, so that's man all spreeches you heard before. We got a bigger problem her husband running the country. Don't worry about her damn speech. Yes, she's said what Michelle saying, I'm giving speeches that you don't write. No, but she don't know it though, she don't know. She just reading what the She wasn't listening to Michelle. He'll take this, read mo King. I have my what is bundy? Little black boys with joined hands, and I've been to the mountaintop anyway once a punt a midnight as I punted, weak and weary, puzzled by a single query, which amongst the Greeks, to choose is you doing? I don't know? Answer out of the night? What is you? Ladies and gentlemen, show your love and at the end of the day, always remember that the surveys. What did it again? Is she doing? Will it turner? Not do? Will you know I feel about willing? See no evaluation, see no event the bulletin board. Yeah, but protecting the First family is very expensive, so much so that the Secret Service said it only has the budget to watch over Donald Trump and its family through the end of September. What blown through the budget? Yes, oh tell you right now, we will start quentin. Okay, don't get paid. Come on, forty two people under a total that have to be protected. That number includes eighteen members from the family, eleven more than the number of people under protection during the Obama administration. All right, they just over over the count. All right, nephew, let's move on to the letter. Here we go. Buggle up, hold on tight, We got it for you. This is the straw every letter. Here we go. Subject frustrated wife headed to the psychologist. Hey Steve, simple but complicated, married three years, husband twenty six, I'm thirty one. We both work and see each other in passing. He hangs out with friends at times, and I'm pretty much a loaner. He is high school girl friends that he talks to periodically through email. Now old friend is having a birthday party, but he doesn't want me to go, said his friends are his friends and that he would feel awkward just inviting me since it's probably going to be only his friends from high school there, as if they don't have any significant other to join them at the party, says I can come along to the next party after he is comfortable with being around his friends. Again. Mind you, these are high school friends, so he hasn't seen them and lord knows how many years, and he wants to claim only high school people who all went to the same school will be there. How does that sound to you? Another incident he started his job, they had a little afterwork graduation event, whereas he said, they played cards, but playing cards all night till five am and not calling home or even say honey, meet me at work so you can go with me. See what kind of messes that I feel like he doesn't want me to be around when he hangs out with his friends. Mind you, I might not be in the mood to go, but he doesn't even give me the opportunity to say no, you go ahead without me. This makes me feel insecure, especially considering we don't spend much time together. At all. When he comes home at night, I'm usually waiting up for him so we can have a general conversation. But he wants to play video games till five in the morning, so he doesn't even come to bed at night. Then we have Then we have sometimes that he will come in the room so I don't complain and stay there till I fall asleep, or until he thinks I've fallen asleep, and then off to that video game. But you let someone else want his time it's given. I feel so alone and so I needed. It hurts. I'm hurting. I feel like committing myself to some hospital because I need some of his time that he isn't giving. I've debated with myself, asking am I too needy or imagining things? But I just can't put my finger on it. He used to be so much more attentive and caring about caring, but now he complains and tells his female friends how tired he is of my arguing. We have no communication. If we do not talk, it turns into an argument. If we do talk, it turns into an argument. Another thing is I can't depend on him to help with things around the house. He always forgets or wants time for himself, so I'm basically doing everything myself, you know that, saying I can do bad by myself. I even question what I need him around for. Since he doesn't help around the house and doesn't spend time with me, why are we together? I asked him that one day. He said, marriages about stature and not about emotions and feeling. So that makes me think, oh, you want to be with me because I got some money and take care of my business. I guess Tina's right. What's love got to do with it? I know he's not cheating. Can't tell you how I know, but we women have our ways. But I know I'm hoping he grows out of this soon or I'll need medication just to calm my nerves. He has a great personality, great with our boys, great financially, but likes the drive to take care of home and business first. You know what, this letter is really long. We got to take a break and come back. Yeah, we gotta take a break. Yeah, well enough, I think so we'll be back. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve with your response to part two of today's Strawberry Letter. Let's go. I think this is a record. I think this is the longest letter we've ever had, and I really saw him this out for Yeah, she's she's giving us everything. Where did I stop? I guess Tina's right? What's love got to do with it? I know he's not cheating. Can't tell you how I know, but we women have our ways. But I know I'm hoping he grows out of this soon or I'll need medication just to call my nerves. He is a great personality, great with our boys, great financially, but lacks the drive to take care of home and business first. I think he is tired and or bored with me, no matter how high my stilettos are. I am financially stronger, a little insecure from previous marriage, and how he's acting doesn't help me feel needed or loved as I should. He used to be there Now I feel he just wants to do what he wants when he wants. I am a roommate, I'm I'm not a roommate. I'm a wife. I've told him that all show. I told him if he wanted to live a single life and not have any responsibility, then that's what he should do, but he won't leave. He says he's not going anywhere. In the meantime, I'm supposed to do. I'm supposed to just accept that. Steve, Steve a brother, don't know that when you start not being at home, assistant gets lonely and then all hell really breaks loose. I maybe thirty one, but I look twenty two, and an opportunity to go out on a date is given every time I walk out my front door, willing to hang in there and go to Long Haul. But I'm lonely, and I miss my husband, my friend. It's a lot. I'm just going you want me to do a yeah, go ahead, lady. This letter it has a lot of obvious is in it. I don't know if that's a word, but it's just a lot of obvious statements that you're making in this letter. But you're not hearing your obvious statements. I don't have time to read this letter again, but let's just say he has all high school girlfriends right now, one of the old friends. Now, one of his old friends are having a birthday party, but he don't want you to go. And his friends are his friends, and that he would He said that his friends are his friends, and he would then feel awkward inviting you. You are his wife. Now keep in mind since it's probably going to be only his friends from high school and they don't have any significant others to join them at the party. Well, I'm assuming that this party has women in it, That's what I'm assuming. But the dudes ain't got no significant others, so they just hook it up with some old girls from high school. You just said that he talks to Higgs to his girlfriends from high school. Now here goes your other problem. You thirty one, he twenty six. You ain't you not already had your ten year of reunion. He ain't had he Yeah, his ten year reunion ain't do for another two years. They already hooking up. You didn't have. Yours is gone. You've been married kids from a previous marriage. He got kids. Now now he said you can come along to the next party after he's comfortable being around his friends again. Excuse me, what friend do you have to rework up getting recomfortable around you know, he'll help me here if day my friends, why I gotta get reacquainted with them, especially men. Man, we don't see each other for months. We don't call each other man, what was up? Dog? He gotta get recomfortable being around him. Lady, this whole letter is just you are buying into some bullcrap and you already know it's bullcrap. He says, you ain't seen in them in Lord. Now you don't know how many years he wants to claim. Only high school people who all went to the same school will be that. Then you ask me, how does that sound to you? Okay, let me ask you something high sound to you? Right? It sounds crazy to you, Tony. You got all this education, you smart all this. He'll use your mind. Okay. Then he says, then you said he was out one time, playing calls all night to five am without calling home. Say honey, we're work. You can go on without me. See what kind of messages that I don't know? You tell me? Then you says, he used to be so much more attentive than can, but now he complains and tells his female friends how he's tired of my argan. Do you know why men tell their female friends about they tired and you argon? So? It's that they can then dig into their nurturing, innately nurturing side that God has given all women and say I won't argue with you, and she feels side for you and wants to feel a void in your life because you're such a good guy and you don't deserve all this. That's why he telling his girlfriend, all right, thank you, Steve, as always try to try to be no motive. Please don't try that, but we have to go anyway. Email us or instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter at my girl surely, and don't forget this week's after show Strawberry Letter Live on Facebook. It is tomorrow at one thirty pm. Please join me. We'll talk about the Strawberry Letter and whatever you want to talk about. We'll have a pick of the week, we'll talk about trending topics, all of that. So make sure you join me again. It's tomorrow, Thursday at one thirty pm. Okay, thank you. Now moving on, he let me say this, I'm proud of you for doing that. It really am well. Thank you. That's a big move. It's important to generate other opportunities and also in a team, people help people, but also provide another outlet. And I think that covers a lot of ground. I was talking to the guy yesterday, he said, And I told him. I said, well, you have to be at family feud before I start, and uh, you know, going too the makeup chair and all that. Well, I'm in the makeup chair and he shows up, so I say, my man, I don't have time right now. You know I have some time on my lunch break. Man, I drove all the way down here, man, and I gotta wait till you go to lunch. Now, how many? How many? I said, that's two shows? I said, my man, I asked you to be here before I got into makeup chair. I hit some traffic, okay, cool in LA. Yes, yeah, okay, got that. Believe that to be true. But what that gotta do? What you got to be here before I get the map? You hit that same traffic. I hit that same traffic. That's why I left it. Yeah, yeah, because who out here ain't hitting traffic LA traffic. So then when I get on stage, I'm hungry. So I'm eating lunch. He knocks on the door. He said, man, can we get this handle out? I said, right after eat lunch. He said, no, you told me to be here at your lunch break. I said, well, you own it. I got an eye, a hair, and somewhere in this lunch break you're gonna fit in it. But right now I'm eating it. And what he bought me was not right after all of that late, so I tell a gentleman, I said, sir, I'm not paying for it. Oh you have to pay for it's getting chance now. Yeah, but we the only want it in my dressing room though. So what he don't know is I'm fully capable of fighting your ass with no witnesses. But why though, because I like this, no witnesses. We can just do this nice and clean. Because but you and here, Timmer, you can be made to pay. Make me reaching that head better? Yet take it. You're listening, Steve. A large group of your beloved Cleveland brown players took a knee during Monday nights preseason game against the Giants. It gets better bet. Eleven players from the Cleveland Browns, including running back Duke Johnson and tight end players Seth DeValve Um. DeValve is the first white NFL player to take a knee during an anthem. During the anthem in protests, Wow, white knees down, all right, it's changed, white knees. Yeah, I'm right, wheest. Cleveland head coach Hugh Jackson had voiced his opinion against players taking a stand during the anthem, but changed his course last week and said players had the right to express their feelings if if he was informed in advance. Okay, so one of the players says, there's a lot of rachel and social injustices in the world that are going on right now. We just decided to take a knee and pray for the people who have been afflicted, affected, and just pray for the world in general. You can't get now, suspend them now, now watch this, Hitler. If all the players do this, thank god. Cleveland is what Cleveland has always been a place where men is men and that's what the feeling is Cleveland. Man, look at you hashtag White Knees Matter, and I'm telling you right now, and it's a good thing because this Charlotteville thing has gotten legs because of a lot of non black protesters who have come into the side of injustice. That's that's how you fix this thing. It has to be a unified effort to fix this thing. You can't fix it a loan. You cannot fix it a loan. People understand the plight of the Jewish community. They feel they understand what happened to this people. Man, So people have feelings for that. They're gonna, wow, did that to them? You really did that to these people. So now when they pushed back, how you got a problem with that? This is what they did to them. The same thing with black people. They really endure slavery, They really endued the biggotry, They really endure the lynchings. They really have to deal with the skinhead and the class. They really got to deal with all this biggotry. Now when they pushed back, they just taking a knee. When you got a problem with that, stand up, keep taking some more. Nah, Well, where we're tied. And now these ball players and not just us, no on your beloved the greatest spectator sport in the world in Fa they didn't took knees and a white knee got out. That's gonna start something. You watch now, watch now, man, they have to start. They're gonna start paying attention. But you let you let one white quarterback, you let an Eli Manning, boy, you let you let one of them white quarterback, Aaron Rodgers taking me, you let being Rousselingburger get on his knee. Boy, if you let Aaron Rodgers get in profit, you let one white quarterback Tom Brady and the and these are men who are so socially conscious. Yeah. And I'm not saying if they don't take a knee, but they ain't, no good, That's not what I'm saying. They may not choose that as the way the form of protest, and they don't have to or to shed light. And I'm not saying that they should, there's no problem. I'm just saying if they did, oh my goodness, Oh my goodness, Yeah, it'll mean something, that's for sure. I have sound of the white guy saying why he did it? Do you want please? Yes? Yeah? Do you need to hear this. I love this country. I love our national anthem. I'm very grateful to the men and women who have given their lives and give a lot every day to protect this country and to serve this country. And I want to honor them as much as I can. The United States is the greatest country in the world, and it is because it provides opportunities to get citizens that no other country does. The issue is that it doesn't provide equal opportunity to everybody, and I myself will be raising children that don't look like me, and I want to do my part as well to do everything I can to raise them in a better environment than we have right now. Wow, Now that right there is well said. And I think that the way they're doing it, that they're saying ahead of time, this is what we're doing, this is the reason we're doing and we're praying for those who have suffered injustice all around the world. That's why the coach decided that right there, you can't get mad at them. Yeah, because the Browns safety Gabriel Peppers, he said it. He says, it's a lot of social and racial injustice is going on in the world right now. And all they were saying was that they were just praying for everyone. And you know how I know he said that because just cross went across the screen on the UNI I read the quote. But can we get Kaepernick a job though, that's coming job that's coming there. Yeah, I don't think it'll be too much longer. No, because we come on Cleveland. We need to pray that we get there. That need to be in the can we have Kaepernick praying for everybody around the world, and also for quarterback. Yeah, I don't know what's worth kneeling and just sitting on the bench eating the damn banana. Now that maybe he maybe he didn't hear that some I love I Love Mode. I don't know if he hear a song cramping up, don't because maybe he was cramping and needed a banana. You gotta go with that like that. Can't say something about the president disapproval. And now sixty four percent of the Republicans approve of trunks Charlottesville responses, which eighty four percent of Democrats disapproved. Look, man, why can we keep making racism or racist type comments or bipartisan issue. Everybody should be appalled at racism in any form. Now. Paul Ryan even said he messed up with the comments that he made. Okay, let's stay that. Let's just say, let's all agree he messed up. Stop trying to fix it. He said it. You can't fix it, all right. Coming up next one of my favorite segments, Tommy and Junior. Here you have to be the judge, Steve right or wrong? Coming up next? Oh you're listening, all right, Here we go, Steve. I'm ready introduce your nephew and junior ladies and gentlemen. It's time for the right or Wrong segment where these two come to me as the judge to make a decision on who's right or wrong. So far, leading by a landslide is Julie. It has been overwhelming. In the landslide, Tommy has had a couple of valid points. Uh, here's one that was not involved in right or Wrong. But the question was posed, what would you do if you want the lottery? Tommy's response was, I got to find a way to leave my family with your brother. I don't tell you why, funny, terrible, because you're stupid. I know that he gonna be doing something and he's gonna be explain it up. So let's just break up now. Hurt, at least you just get over the fact that I left. You ain't got to see this in your face, that phone and left matter taxes he gonna do to see you're right about leave me while you still love me. You eight, that's why you're not gonna win. When you tell this boy if fed ex and ups marriage together, it'll be com fed up telling him. Don't he sit down here, acts like he don't see what I see and ups marriage together. That's fat up stupid. Go with you when you're right. I kind of like that right there that I couldn't tell him that night. I don't understand, but I think, yeah, it makes sense. Time it would be fed up. Okay, this the one yes, this when the food hung up on my head to calling back, I said, Junior, I said, listen, crematoriums. You know what people get cream madd at crematorium, It's called crematorious. They should give a discount on burnt victims. You know what I'm saying. If you already halfway burn, you know what I'm saying. You've been here, passed away, you see, I'm walking. It's a discount. You hot today, boy, you're right again. If you are third degree birds, you got to get a discount. I'm just saying, Oh, man, come on two for two to let me keep trying. Let me keep trying. I called him back. I say, I said, you hanging up on me again. You're doing something to do that. I can child this with him. You ain't gonna be like this, I said, listen, I say, when side makers people that make sense. When side makers go on strike, ain't nothing on the side. You following me? Yeah, I follow with you. Now they just picking him, but I ain't because they own straight right right, makes sense. I don't really care for you. I care you get right a wrong pick. You're dumb, man. You just some people walking around the stick. Now that's dumb. Right now. Yeah, we will show you. We don't write now. I love man. Let's stop this right now, this one right here? You hit the two good ones fitted marriages again? You ps? Would they not be called fitted? She's not a creamatory with the person to discount if they're coming in and dying from burning my best ever, you can't charge me for three quarter burn. Come on, man, y'all ain't got that but work. I'm not going with that one. I loved it. That was too much. Come on, now, you gonna take much to get to the Mandins. We almost there, boy, I tell you, you work, you earn every penny of your salary. Okay, you do this the laugh when you hung up? That should have been the last one. On come on, come on, I see Julie because I was telling him. You know, I like to go to New alls and you know, all the stuff on the street that just amazes me. I say, if you shoot a man, you're supposed to use a silence. You can't shoot him with I like that because I never liked mine juggling on stage as a comedian one more time. Now, if you shoot a mine, Yeah, you've got to use a silence. Got you at least respect it? You gotta respect it. It's what he wanted. It's how he would want to go. No, you have, that's how he would want. He'll respect you more. I think he'll accept it better. I'm just saying. And when you shoot him here, dude, like this, y'all didn't need a radio. Hey four or four? Now? Four dog, I'm talking to you, man. Are you done? Are you quiet? Really? My all time? Come on say it Tommy the second? One second? Okay, a creamer story. Give you a discount if the victim is already burnt. He got burnt down out of car CRD. We needed to get all right, we gotta go. We'll be back. We'll be back right after this. You're listening to the show. Floyd Mayweather is getting ready for his big fight this Saturday, in which you will be attendance. Uh in attending Steve. You will be attending that fight against Connor McGregor's gonna be in Vegas. I know Michael Page, who's mixed martial artist as well, is trying to make the switch to boxing, and he said that he found the transition very challenging. He said, because I punch anyway. I have a good technique, but we don't have as much specific work on our arm and our shoulders. That's what he said. As a mixed martial artist trying to become a boxer, he said, the struggle is the endurance, the muscular endurance, and being able to do it for such a long period of time. Okay, so take note Connor McGregor and then former heavyweight boxing champ Lennox Lewis said, I don't really take this as a serious fight. He told the BBC in a recent interview that no other boxers from forty nine fights have figured out how to beat Mayweather. Boy. That's what he's saying. He says, Now a UFC fighter that doesn't even have a boxing career is trying to beat him at boxing. I think it's a farce to a certain degree, That's what Lennox Lewis said. Well, there you go, it's not a farce. This kid this guy is really really thinking he can whoot Maywe Now he gonna gona he gonna get his whole a handed tour whole. Hey, he donna get a whole air handed to it. I'm talking about what's gonna happen, get a whole I'm talking about, man, But it's gonna be. It's gonna be. Seriously, man, if Mayweather do what he's supposed to do, if he didn't take just enough serious, just enough for that to just shut his mouth with the negativity, he's been secured because the dude, the dude really think he cold. He's an arrogant dude, man, I mean, he really thinks he's cold. But he has three defeats. Oh, he's just never been knocked down or knocked out, but he's been submitted. You know, he lost, he can lose. I was wondering, even in his own sport to box though. It's a science to boxing, yes, and there's nobody better add it than Maywhether living right now, this dude, this little stuff, when he just show you off of his body. See you're only punching when you fight Mayweather, and he give you that shoulder, you really ain't got nothing hit. But top of his head. I'm telling you, man, this dude is a superior technician. I just want him man to whip this boy for talking. That's what I want him to do. Same thing, but I want I wanted to go six rounds. That's what you want see. First of all, this guy has no idea what it's like to have to guard against punches, faint, move out the way, and get hit for twelve rounds. Three minutes per round, that's what he's talking about. The endurance, you know, the most he's ever fault, it's twenty five minutes. That's the most. Now grappling its strenuous, but at one point in time you just on the ground hugging. Yeah, that ain't happening anything, and you gotta stand up the entire time. It's fight gonna be like time I thought I could whoop my father. Man, Please, what me and my daddy had to fight? Yeah, that we're gonna look like when I thought I could win. Boy, my daddy gave me the well you know I'm trying to You know, I got caught up. You're smelling yourself. YEA wooed me so I didn't get one in. I fought, didn't talk to me? Did he brad to his friends? By how he whoop me? There? You go right there, get we partner's names. We'll be back. You're listening, all right? Uh? Bruno Mars and Chance the Rapper are going to do a collaboration collabo. They're going to collab and you can thank Twitter for the next best thing to happen in music, we should say. Bruno Mars was tweeting and decided to do a Q and A with his fans. You the hashtag, asked the Dragon. Some asked the basic questions like what artists is he currently listening to and what's his favorite comedy movie? Blah blah blah. But when he was asked who he'd like to collaborate with, Bruno said at Chance the Rapper. So Chance the Rapper saw this and replied, wait, wtf I just retweeted a gem off your page only to find out you're rocking with the kid. Let's make it happen. I already got coreyography ideas and there it is, so you know, he got yeah, you know, you know so anyway, so they'll they'll do something together. Chance the Rapper and Bruno Mars Twitter yeah on Twitter and try to do a collabo with who steam anybody that want me? You? And all I want to do is just in a couple of songs. Oh all right, let's see who could you do it with him? And Anthony Hamilton? Oh? Ask people? Is that old old sound odd? Too old? Too old? So you and Charlie Wilson, No, huh you and Uncle Charlie. I can't get Charlie won't let me on the back of it here, Yeah, Charlie could let me on the back of he like n or the weekend? What about somebody like? Well, well, since we're talking Bruno markin ye show, somebody needs an end though, I just want to end one since we're talking about Bruno Mars though, what about Bruno? Yeah, okay, and one do one? Don't eat? I mean like, what do you got? Well, you know, twenty four carrot magic, all of that, that's what that's what I like. Yeah, let's put playing from a cat. Let me see what I can do with it. Yeah, Champagne, that's not that it needs help. The phone, I don't at all. I gotta d on baby girl. Shoot y'all ass and righting, so Ghana gets a cabbin top of me turn around and drop the trouble, drop and found it beats in my hand. We go with no jammers the line, I got a beach house in my hand. Wake up with no damn jammers, naked in the canna put some on anything you want, just to put shoot this shot this, come on, shoot right, don't go. Oh that's what I like? Oh, show you what I like? Put it right there, give for you so damn. Oh that was Big Daddy Live. Yeah, that's all I need right there. Bruno tweet that. Yeah, And I don't want to be in the middle of the song because I like it too much. You'll wait till the very end, come in and then let me come on that that what I like it. Hell, we're gonna be in Miami. Ain't nobody got no Jamie. All right, we'll be back to clothes. Out of the show. You're listening Morning show. You get four hundred and eleven point seven million, minus taxes if you opt for a cash pay out eleven. Yeah, that's a lot of money, gobs. Let's share it with y'all. I ain't give y'all. That's very nice. Did you give it? Yeah? How much would you give it? Him? My mom has to be different. He said ten a piece. That means you like you don't You don't want some money. You already got generous there you got you. Okay, Tommy, he don't want some money. He already gott trust me, if you get four hundred million, I really don't expect a hundred I remember when your fee used to be twenty million. Remember that. Remember that was his that was his Outno do you expect from Tommy? Then? I don't expect nothing. But how much Steve said out of the for eleven Yeah, ten million is not enough. There's plenty. He's gonna give us ten million. How much you think you should get? Not that much more than y'all, but okay something the differentiators so like uncle, Yeah, well you get me with the right prop guy in Hollywood. There can help me get shot in the family room. All I need right there, blood packed on my body. Way they just explode. Yeah, they do it in the movies all the time, the movie all the time. All I just want to do a die in front of him. I want them to know my ass is gone. That's why you're not gonna win. Okay, if I help you do that, I need ten percent, ten percent of the four eleven. I want to fake it down. That's party won Meal. I'll be good. Yeah, that's ten percent. That's an agency fee. That's it. I'm good with that, Shelly. What would you do with four hundred eleven millions? Oh? I don't know? By a house? Of course? How much would you spend on the house you got for eleven? What would be your number four house? Twenty five million? That's a nice Yeah, twenty five million, that's enough. Yeah? Is that a big house in California? Here? Yeah? Yeah, even a galley? Yeah, twenty five meal, get your nice, Yeah, twenty five million, get your right. Now, I'll tell you where you can't go with that twenty five million. But you can go a whole lot of other places and get way of Just don't worry about that. Just don't go up there with your twenty five million. That'll about you a lot. What else we do? I have enough for a private jet? Hell? Yeah, okay, I'll buy a private jet? What kind of what size? Yet? Now? Whole time? Um, the smallest is the G four? I think I learned from you. Hell no, it ain't just what Well, okay, I don't want the smallest Conda makes a new jet. Yeah, I don't want the smallest one. I want like a mid to size one size for you, I would say, like if you got four, a Hawker would be nice. Okay, Hawker would be nice. It's seats eight, okay, okay a Hawker. If you don't want to get it new, you want to buy you But I could buy new with four eleven could not. Yeah, yeah, you could buy it new. But you're gonna be out about twenty that's okay, twenty meal. That's all right. I got four. Yeah, the main glad I got my head a plane that's the size of a Southwest regular plane seven thirty seven. Yeah. That that you can put rooms in like Trump. That's what. Yeah. Yeah, you're gonna pay about that must be around your hand. United, but you get a cold plane for ten minutes. All their plane to be old United their Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they got a new fleet. Well they got a new fleet where that old thing. Yeah, I was just in Chicago last week. That plane was when that was the one the right brothers from. Yeah, well that's the plane they had the tab when they pulled a little Chinese dude, ye and he tore all the damn seats out. Yeah that plane right there, the doctor man yeah yeah, then ran back on the plane, hid behind the curtain. See you back head. I think nobody gonna tell on you. Hey, dude, you can't gonna have behind this curtain busy ain't no little boy. And if you come again, whip your heads any movies. Nothing. So four hundred eleven millions just the way I do it. I take three hundred millions right off the top and put it into the right deals, business deals from me. Yeah, give it to a company. I would sell probably three portions of it off to three different companies. Put it in there so it becomes cash to the company. And when I take it out as dividends, I get that the tax reductive. Well, I don't have to pay taxes on it as it make money. And I'm gonna live on the interest. So let's just say you get somewhere and you can get three hundred million, you can get ten percent. Three hundred million at ten percent, it's three thirty million dollars a year. Interest can Well that's what I'm living on, and lead that over that. It's from me and Marge. You're gonna just bail out one day, the three hundred million when we just bail out. We're gonna get the temper cent interest, and we're gonna live on the thirty million until I figure out where we're gonna go. Where y'all ain't gonna find, so we gonna So you tell my faking you're death too. No, I'm not. I'm lying. I'm not my ass out of here with this family. Yeah, I'm happy with him when he leaves, but I don't want the kids, you know, come and see me all the time and all that feel on how you want to feel so different, feel the kind of way though. Then I'm gonna take that hundred eleven millions and Steve Harvey f in the show, y'all so you can and watch the show. Well, you got everything, you got everything to watch this hill? You think I got everything now? Or you ain't you fit to see something go down. I'm gonna be ugly man. All right, we gotta go. We'll see my plane. Yeah, when you get on it, you tear up, take us home. I don't read it. We'll see if we win, we'll be back tomorrow to me and I've got leaving my family. 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