Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bag all sung looking back to back down, giving them more, just like theming buck bus things. And it's touble y'all to be true. Good to the hardy listening to me, to each other for still far to hand quickly to listen, Moby, why don't you join yeah by join me into being me? Honey, Sat said, don't you turn ye run you you gotta turn the TourNow turn, got to turn out to turn the water the water go. Come come on your back, everybody you're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now. Wanting only Steve Harvey. I got a radio show. Somebody sent me an email one day that, you know, kind of a nasty little email, you know, I think I said it wants to before Steve Harvey trying to be a preacher. Man. I'm so far from being a preacher. Man. I can't even tell you. But what I am trying to do is share information. Now. I understand how haters work, and I understand how the devil works. Believe me, I do you know, sometimes even heat, the devil surprises me at the level and the angles of attack they use. You know which, I go, Wow, man, I didn't I didn't see that one. Oh that was pretty slick. I got. I gotta get her credit on that. We try to get me, but every time you try to get me, I get saved. I get saved every time, man, because because God got me, God got some angels camped around me. That's what my mom used to always say as Sunday school teacher. Never really understood it, but you know when I was growing up as a kid, but I got it. Now, you got some angels around me. And angels come into form sometimes of people, people who pull your coat to this, or introduce you to that, or reveals some information to you like this. He got them all around me. So see, having a relationship with God has been beneficial to me. Y'all. It's not just that what he gives to me, but what he protects me from. And you know, some some people wonder, what if you were God? Why he letting people do that to you? Now, that's not how it works. See, there's two forces in this world, as good and as evil. And if you succumb to good, that's what you become. That's what you do. But everybody succumb to good. Some people succumb to evil. Some people's mission is to hate, to destroy, to tear down, And so that forces at work in this world too. And when that force comes up against me, what God never promised me that I wouldn't see none of that, that I wouldn't see the attacks, that I would not come under fire, that I would not be falsely accused. He didn't say that. A matter of fact, he for warned me that it would happen. But what He does give me in those moments, on moments of comfort and peace, knowing that He's with me, and no, no matter what my enemy does to bring me down, it ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work. So come if you want to fight, if you will. I have a man that has been attacking me since I owned the comedy club in Dallas. He has been on a mission. Every job I get, he send out all he's he's sending them the people that I'm with. He didn't send it to the w B. Hedn't sent these notifications falsely claiming that he has some information that can destroy me, that he has some audio clips of me saying things on stage that could destroy me, and that if I don't give him five million dollars he gonna do it. You know how long this man been doing this? I mean he didn't call NBC right on up to NBC where I am now. He didn't done everything, man, he has done everything. Now you've messed around and got itself now claiming in his letters physically ill and his illnesses and what's befalling his family. He's blaming that on me too, as Steve Harvey not stressed me out and pay me this money he owed me? What? What? What? What? What? Where you get this figure from? Man? Where we were you coming with this? But every time, man, even when I tried to talk with the man to say, man, look man, what is it? What is you really trying to do? This is what? This is? How much I want? I'm not paying you that man, you know I'm not. I'm not giving you that. He just has kept on it on, it on, And you know what, he's a messed around, got itself sick. He'd messed around, man, got himself in some situation. And can I tell you something. It's been going on since night teen h maybe nineties seven. He started the attack when I first went on. No before that, probably he started the attacks in it's two thousand every nine. And he didn't got six lawyers. All the lawyers didn't drop the case after they come in and they discovered the fact. But he steady trying. But it's two angels that's around. And I for on you several times, man, and man, if I was you, I go a head on because what I'm not gonna do is being because you cannot break me. Because I happened to be a soldier for Christ. I happened to be an imperfect soldier or Christ as nothing, man as nothing And oh, oh it ain't like a bunch of people and tried. Now, Oh, y'all been on YouTube, y'all been on the internet. Oh they didn't try. Oh they didn't put some dirt on me. Man, that ain't true. But if you keep looking at me, though, and I'm not the prize, but if you put your eyes on God, that's where you go. But if you look at me, He's covered me through it all. And that's been the importance of the relationship I formed with God, is that I know that I'm under his wings, that I'm ever under his ever loving protection, that he got me. And I just want to share that with you that if you got If you're looking for some protection, if you looking for a way to have the strength to get through what you're going through, get some god man. If if, if, if, if you want to weigh out, get some god man. If you've been gangbanging and you're sick of gangbanging, get you some god man. If you're tired of being on drugs and you're tied to drinking, get you some god man. If you're tied to being, if you're sick and tired of being sick of tired, get you some god man. I'm just telling you now. If you're trying to make your dreams come true and it looked like you ain't gonna make it, and you still believe that that's for you, get you some god man. If you're setting a new gold dream of aspiration and you're trying to get there and you're gonna start out today, get you some god man. I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you it's real. What I'm saying. Man, I ain't on faith, Dude, with it. You understand. I'm just telling you real. Get you some god man, and be patient, have faith, believe, don't doubt. But Lord have mercy. Get ready to work your hell off. Did you hear me? Get you some faith, believe, don't doubt, and get ready to work your tail off. God can't blessing. You See a lot of times we go to God asking for prayers and stuff, but we go to him and we don't give nothing. God nothing to bless We want blessing, but we don't give him nothing to bless. You make one step, he'll make two. You start, He'll finish you come, He'll go you dream it, He'll build you started, He'll finish. See you see you trying everything your way. I'm gonna go to court ado conversation with him. Man. Yesterday just sitting and just call me man, and was just talking about but Steve. You know man, I've just dude been on me for four years. I just asked him, have you survived the folk without the three hunter? Yeah? Man, how much you think you have spent trying to get to just a few hundred? Now, let me ask you something. Do you have a few hundred more to try to get this twenty three hundred that you've been trying to get for four years? Yeah? I could do that, But do you want to? Man? Do you have the time to dedicate Foe more of your years to try to get twenty three hundred. But Steve am out of work right now. I'm fell on some hard times. I could use that money, and I've been praying to God to help me. Yeah, you've been praying to God to help you, But you've been telling God how to do to help. See. You keep telling God that if he gives you the twenty one three hundred, you'll be all right, when in essence, God probably got something way greater for you. But you gotta let go of your own thinking and let God have his way. You understand, you feel me find yourself some God today. Here listen, she went you one minute after Steve Harvey Marting. Sure, everybody getting Morning World. What's happening out there. It's the baddest morning showing the world. You're listening to right now, make no mistake about it. Compared listen to it. Check it out. You come back with the same result. We're the greatest show on Now. We got that out of the way. How y'all doing. Hey Steve, good morning to you and everyone. Hey, Shirley is actually the first lady of the Morning Show. Yeah, yeah, she is and then call it is. I don't know what's sheda. What's that lady over Pelosi? Don't call me angry. I'm not angry. It was like hing there. And then Junior, you you shone spice off a little. I got to go ahead to fit me laugh. And then and then Jay you just you Steve Bannon from the right, you just be all wrong. He fleeing girl the house fifth all that he didn't Austin got information. They won't it. He ain't talking. I would leave you as Trump. You can say that's what I made you. All the other mens Obama right now miss him. He hated and missing nothing man, They would seriously. Yeah, yeah, this swag is so back now though, so cool shutting down to the swag ut. But he's so cool with it right now. Yeah you can rock that though. Yeah. Yeah, it makes you miss him. He free man, It's just like wow man. And he has that look like I told you Donald that was gonna be Yeah. I was telling Steve. You know, like when you're in the club and you don't stand up and there's always some food and I didn't get up there and do that, you know, come on, come on and you get up. You know how many people I've invited on stage. I'm fund of you. I got five minutes right now, come on, I got five minutes for you right now. The whole it's all this attention that don't know you and you don't know them. Ready, set go. Yeah. The first thing is trying to hold that mic, right, got the chicken choke on it? Yeah? And then well, how's everybody doing tonight? Yeah, alright, it's crazy crazy, it's crazy, yeah, crazy, it's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. And the whole time, the center of your booty is tingling. A minute ye fill it with laughs? Yeah, man joke tonight we was huh, all right, it's time for something funny that's coming up next. It must be time for shop talk. We're gonna stop by cut Mos barbershop when we come back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's time to go to the barbershop. You know it is that time. We gotta go over to cut Mos. See what the fellows are talking about, a lot of stuff going on, a lot of stuff. Let's uh join them already in Well, I mean we can't talk street the barbershop? Then will can we talk Stree. We can't talk, Streen. We ell, you know this ain't nothing but healthy conversation. He saying that what we have in the Bobbershop is healthy complition. How about doing Let's go on. I ain't seen Mo in a long time. He just left the do wide open, Doe wide damn open. They say more. Most still stick behind Cleveland leaving not losing man in the championship. That's what's wrong. Ain't seen him since cleaning out that game. He left Billy levit doe wide open and Mo is done. But that don't mean we can't talk. Yeah, when you know they say the last how he cut with Lebron Jane, he did cut Lebron's hair out. You know, don Jane completely bad. Now here's the thing right here, if Lebron game gold ball hit it, how hit Babba gonna eat Bob, gonna make money, that's a problem, that's right. If I Bron James Baba. I'm putting my hat back on a little bit at a time though, because I hated to be out of work. No, you don't love me and dollar Klass and what you got, what you got to start doing? See, you got to be a spray paint baber. See a lot of them is spraying this hound now and see if you're a spray paint baba, you can say in the business, that's what a lot of people doing this Spain. But if you get hot and you wipe that forehead should look miss you don't it look a whole hot mass? The other reasons, the other regions. Brian Jane loved the game because he didn't have a bad white boy. You can't win championship you got a bad white boy. You got to have a bad white boy somewhere in the mixt to win anything. And it's white boy ever lived with Larry Bird. That's the baddest that was a bad white boy. He's the boy. Ain't another bad white boy another bad I ain't go Michael matt Down't McDonald who bad white boy. I'll tell somebody else too bad too. But I don't know how to classified. But I'm gonna gonna put him over there because you don't check box. Bruno mass Bruno, Bruno Mars ain't white? What the man? He ain't white? What you click on? Take? Let me tell any time the name in with an old that's a Mesican dude and ain't. What about what about emmin in bad white boy? Yeah, that's borderline, that's you're a bad white boy. But is he really a white boy? You can't see him and it ain't white. Well you gotta add, you gotta add Dr dre If he really white, I think him and a really bow the lae black. We're gonna take him. I'm gonna take I'm gonna sa, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say black. What about get on? That's a bad white boy right now? No, hold up, hold up, canceling him out, He get canceled out. He get canceled out because he's mad to black girl. So that takes all his whiteness. Yeah, yeah, he's going through the black wife override here white it would it will suck all thet white out of him. Not now, I'm gonna tell you a cold white boy who Tom Cruise A cold white boy, right, that's a white boy. That's a white to Yeah, that's a bad like Oprah light time curl. That's bad white boy right now. You know how I know he's a bad white boy. Any time you jump up and down on the black woman's couch, you're a bad white boy. And nothing happening, black woman, Let you jump up down on the couch. You bade. You got to be bad, You got to be his name About Tom Cruve? Now his ex wife is with Jamie Flock. Yes, yeah, how about that? About that scared the time Cruise? I know he ain't, But you know what, I like the fact that he got a white woman. That's great right there, that that elevated his blackness till he got await with I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you a white boy. But he wouldn't. He wasn't really, he wasn't no awesome white boy. You know who that is who had that old Jake white boy, but he wanted to get out. O J was not white? Jay black ass was black? Okay, was white until he got in trouble. First of all, let's just go and say this, Oh J did it. Let go, Let's go down the list of people who did it. We know, we know the fact that deed people did it. Oh J did it? That's true. They did it. Definitely did it? Did Bill Coon? Did it? Did you think he did? Right? Did you? Damn? Bill? Did it? Ain't too soon? Hold up? Hold up. First of all, I didn't know why these ladies voices up in the publisher. No, I don't know why they But we're gonna we're gonna take down to do this here though we're gonna do it. We're gonna take time to do this. Let me do it. Let me tell he but Bill did it. Though Bill did it. From now, we got two people if we know the show did it for show, they did it. I think Bill was with everybody that was in the sadness. I think you know what you say what you want about Bill Cotton. People saying guilty but won't know. Nobody ever say they're fraid right here, Bill Cotton, don't get me a glass of wine. Nobody to be able to go perform again. There's selling alcohol enough laughing man, Bill did it, Okaya, Like I say, like this, I don't know about the first one. Two through twelve. I know the show. I ain't saying the first one. He might might have if it til you did that. And it's a rule in this country right here when seven and white women say you did something, dammit, you did it. You did it. Yeah, I ain't never seen uh seven and white women, Marge, I own somebody like that when you do a white woman, Marge, you did it? Bill? Yeah, you know I'm a man and I won't get to sleep around Bill. Nothing to go by. We gotta go. Nephews, run that breakback. It's coming up. After this jam. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, It's time for the nephew to run. Bring back, ma view what you got. This is employee insurance, Sharley. Everybody needs employee inshurance. You know what I'm saying. That right? That right? You know I'm saying. But what you're doing if you didn't hear yesterday, then it's a particular type of employee. Let's call it in Sharances to Joseph. How can I help you? Uh yeah, Josep about you doing? Man? I got you, um your number? Uh well, so I gave me your card, told me you have an insurance coming you might be at it. Help me absolutely, We'll have to help you. Well, love you help Okay, listen, I'm um. I'm seeking some insurance. And what all insurance do you guys had? What what all you all cover? So well? Have automobile in sharance, at home insurance, we have life insurance, fire flood. We're pretty much. Uh, we have everything exactly what happened. Insurance you were looking for? Okay, we'll see. I need I have my own business, my own company. I like that. Okay. What I what I'm want when I'm trying to do, man, is I'm trying to make sure I have instuance for the people underneath me. Okay, your employees, Yeah, exactly, I want to. I want my employees to be insured. Okay, you know, like if something that happens to them, they can get they can get working with comp you know what I mean. I want to be able to to accommodate them that way. Is that? And are you able to help me out with something like that? Yeah? I am able to help you. I just need to ask you a few questions. How many how many employees do you have right now? I have? I got six? Well, I got four that's working full time. I got to that that worked predominantly on the weekends. Okay, so I got let me think real quickly. I got settlement, I got nice jasmine, I got thunder. I'm sorry, sir, um against him? Uh smitty okay, okay, um um what type of pantancy as sir UM, well, I'm I'm I'm more of a um, I'm a I'm a PC and uh I'm sorry DC. Oh personal consultant. No, no, no, no, I'm I'm I'm pretty close. Pretty close. That's that's that's pretty close. I'm I'm I'm a pleasure consultant. And and what it is me? I got, um, you know, I got I'm sorry. Did you say pleasure consulting? Right? Right? What what that is? Man? Is? You know? I pleasurized people that want to be pleasurized, Like I have girls that may dance for you, some may come in and uh do other things for you, pretty private parties, that kind of thing. Are you trying to Are you trying to ensure strippers or call girl? Well, I mean, I mean I'm trying to ensure what I'm trying to ensure. I mean, I give all my girl ten ninety nas and the yeah, I don't I don't know what this is. An insurance Compani is a reperable company. We don't ensure call girls. So I'm trying to ensure my product. I mean, the way it kind of me is right now, everybody got to look out for themself, but I got to ensure what I need to ensure so in case things go bad, man, I can bounce back on that. I understand that, sir, and I do. I mean, I'm a businessman just like you are, because we don't ensure called up. So so hold on, I got your card. Man, you're trying to tell me that now you can't give me no insuance. We can't ensure call girls are stripperts. Okay, okay, okay, tell me what type of duties today perform? Well, I mean what you mean, what kind of do I mean they think have on the application? I have to put down what type of duties we're gonna put down down? Uh? Exotic dance you know? Uh? And see since they are there for people that like uh need to have some personal attention. Man, you know we just put something else down, like you know, counseling, you know, prostitues. Do you want to ensure prostitudes. I'm not saying that, man, I'm not stop saying that. I don't say that no more. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that's what that's what they are. Well, why don't you to put out man? Why don't you Why don't you put down pleasure consultant for Man consulting, So we don't do that here. Um, I don't know how to help you, sir. We don't do that here. You can't ensure a prostitute, then I tell you don't say that no more. I told you this right here is a PC. It's a pleasure consultant. That's somebody that gave me this business card and told me that you'll be able to take care of me. And now here you he is coming back seeing you can't see this one is starting to be some persmitty name. Uh, sir, you don't have to refrain from using that language. No, no, no, no. They're telling me that you are able to insure me. Man, you don't want coming back with some bogus right here, and we don't ensure any type of ghetto mass prostitute call girls. Um, that's some street jok that we don't do here. Man. Listen, I was told you can insure me, and guess what you go insure me. I'm gonna go back and forth with you, doc. I'm gonna come down that to your office and I want to I want these papers filled out so I can sign them. So I look, man, we don't ensure no prostitutes or no on these steppers. Okay, so we don't do that, and you're not gonna come down to my office with this ghetto mess. We don't do that. Who do you think you're all of that? Man? You you don't know who you're with now, I don't left this corporate over the phone, corpect voice fool you because I can get gangster. Hey man, I don't know who you. Thank you now, we don't do that here. Hey man, look let me tell you. So I'm on my way down there. Okay, do not come to this office. You know to come to this office. I'm coming to the office. You're gonna ensure my girls for me. Somebody that gave me your car to told me you can take care of me on the low, and that's what you're gonna do. Now. I need my damn insuing for my girl's dog. That's all I'm trying to get. Don't you bring you to steps because we don't do it and I will not. And if you bring you something, you're gonna get your man. I got you're talking to I'm talking to you not trying to be nice, and I trying to be perfectional. QUI don't you bring after my office? Man? I got one of my things I need to say to you. You listen, Yes, what you got telling me? I do not? In short persstute, Okay, what do you have to tell me? I got to tell you this best is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy. Oh I'm go kill that boy. Can I believe this? Hell? Y'all got me? Boy? I am Oh ask you this here, man, Let me ask you this here? What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning keepy gotta do it. Somebody gotta be stupid, Ronnie, come on, Julie. Alright, U Well here it is. Ain't no way, ain't no way. These are some news stories I didn't found. They may be true, they may not. Passta eating by crocodiles while trying to walk on water like Jesus, I tell you can't do everything he tells, trying to walk on no water. I'll tell you what this is true, though, I told you. I tell you, yeah he did. He tried to walk on water and it did didn't go well. For the eight cars crash into the same house during the last twelve months. Well in his way in China. It's a house that had been hit forty eight times. If this ain't sign you need to move, Like, what were you doing on six? On number six? How do you never get to forty eight? Right? So they tell you know how every day more employee cremated by the stake while taking a nap. Junior, Stay it again, Junior, I missed boy, you would like to though, Stay it again, Junior, we missed it. Okay, it's a more employee cremated by mistake while taking a nap. That could be true. It can signed with you, but it wasn't. But if you do working the more, wouldn't that tabe will be the last place you want to sleep. Yeah, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. All right, Mrs Anne is standing by with today's headlines. But first chance, Andy Brown is here with his Man on the street. This is fast becoming one of our favorite segments. We love we love man out there in the screets. What's the topic today? But we did this one. We're doing the apollo Junior. I was up there right with Steve you don't, Apolo, So all the people in line, perfect dude, man in the street, this is a good one today. It's about who borrows money all the time and they never pay back. I should have talked to my son for eight minutes and my daughter Tesha. We love both of them, but here we go man in the street who's always borrowing money and they never pay it back. Take it out, Jamie Brown for the Steve harping on the show. The question is, who's the person in your family or in your life that's always burn money. My sister, she owes your money right now. How much I'm not even gonna stay my son, my cousins, my cousin as well, my sister. But it's a giveaway. Look for back my brother, bagging Billy. If you could get the money back that your brother owes you right now, how much would it be? Hundreds of dollars, hundreds of dollars, thousands of dollars? Jam around for the Steve every morning, Joe, who's the president in your family that's always borrowing money? Is? You know what it's not borried about. I'm giving back. It's not born my sister if she paid you back right now, how much would it be? Ten dollars? Probably my dad? Does he owe your money right now? No? Actually doesn't. My sister if she paid you back right now, how much would it be. One of my uncles, how much does he owe you right now? Probably a couple of hundred. Do you think you'll ever see that money? No? He never pays his bets back. Me. You owe your sister money? Yeah, if you paid her back? How much would it be? Now? Pretty good? Pretty good? Damn round for the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Who's the person in your family is always borrowing money? Let still, Steve, Steve didn't borrow no money from you? Money from it? How much? As heal? You're right now? A lot of money? Because I said this suit never come favorite quarters? My children if they paid you back right now, how much would it be? A million dollars? For a million dollars? Are these your kids right here? They're shopping right now and they're not pulling out any money? No money, no money? Wow? Yes that would be who would it be? Surely? Oh? My friend, I have a friend that borrows money all the time. But I don't care. You know what I'm like you, I know I'm not gonna get it back. It's like it's just a gift, you know. I just look at it is paying it forward and I'll get it back some other kind of you know. The best way to get rid of somebody who just aggravate you all the time. Let me tell you how you do it. You lend them amount of money that you know they can't pay back and they will avoid you for the rest of the So you bought them out of your life. Essentially. Yeah, it would be much. How much of y'all old, how much you got out there that you think over my son? I would think he owes me Terrell right now, owes me a million or billion dollars. But that's your son, that's my son. But I can always tell when he comes over he's gonna try to borrow money because he hangs around after the goodbye. You know you know how to hang little hang. Yeah, So head over to miss with National News and good morning everybody. This is a trip with the news. Yes it is okay. The United Nations United Nations going into special session UH this afternoon over yesterday's incident and bobbing North Korea. It has been confirmed that North Korea launched at fits first intercontinental ballistic missile as a test and as dictator Kim John unclaimed it was an Independence Day gift to President Trump. Yeah, the White House intends to ask to you in Security Council to enact stronger measures the whole North Korea responsible. Later on today, meanwhile, Kim John Un is promising to send quote more big and small gift packages to the Yankees. That's a quote that he made to the paper that he controls. Horrific News. Dallas police say the remains of a thirteen year old girl who went missing five days ago found in a home along with the body of an unidentified man. Authorities in lancash To say the young Chavon Randall was last seen on Wednesday. Her family warned that if they contacted the police, they would hurt her. So far, two people have been arrested, Davante Owens and Lakwan Wilkerson. They say that they're looking for a third man identified as Michael Titus her film. He says they have no idea why Chavon was abducted. American celebrated the Fourth of July yesterday with traditional parades, picks and fireworks, and much like foreigner president Obama. Mr Trump celebrated the country's birthday by welcoming military families to the south lawn of the White House. Lonnie and I truly appreciate and celebrate America's independence with those who courageously defend our country, the men, women, and families of the United States Military. It is because of you that well over three hundred million American citizens can live in freedom. After that, the traditional fireworks displace took place over the National Mall. The White House is confirming that Mr Trump is scheduled to have a sit down meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin on Friday on the sidelines of the G twenty summit in Hamburg, Germany. No word on what they're going to discuss, but people have an idea they have a lot to discuss, said news television personality Maria Menudos of In News has quit the show after three years after undergoing surgery to remove a benign brain tumor. She tells People magazine that it was the size of a golf ball and that there's a small chance that it could come back. The three nine year old tame reporter already caring for her mother, whom the magazine says has stage four brain cancer. Very very sad. Today is National Apple Turnover Day. To make it a lighter side, National Workaholics Day. If you're one of those, it's your day. It's your day. It's your day. And it's also National Bikini Day ten day. And we'll be back with Eugene the Butterfly twenty minutes after the hour. Stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's that time, fresh off his audition from scar Face, y'all give it outen the blood fly Baby, Thank you Sam he bring me out and bring me out? Hey, say Anthony Brown, good money to you, Blada blood Flood, Carys job very call a fair all get money to the ladies. Flutter Flutter Junior and timey, good morning to you all morning. But fly flap on flapp what's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Okay, oh my god, But of course we're not, of course, but it came down to two people. I did not get the role of scarab. I got clouds. Yeah, people down to me. H oh, they considered you. They got down to two people. But I got clouds. But you know when I'm just gonna keep on trying, keep on trying. But here's what I want you to know. But what what Anthony? No, there's always another role for you. I mean there's always Well, they offered me a role that wasn't towny, and I just declined it because if I'm not gonna be the lead, then I'm got somewhere butterfly. Yeah, but stuff like that, because I feel like I'm a real gangster, you know what I'm saying. You know what? Did? I just feel like I'm a real gangster? Like some games? Can you give us some games to talk? I mean, uh, okay, watch this right here. I don't know about it, know, nothing happened. How about g money? Oh I think deep money? Definitely no something yo, five dollars for a change. Okay, you know what I'm saying. Look at Junior, Junior. I would have been leaning over the table while we were looking at the big the big map, but I would have said, yeah, we're taken over a car, were taken a call. I can't see it, dare you brown? That is the sacred great flowers from Jackson? Yeah? South, Can you say? I am my brother's keep it. Let me say that, go ahead, give me am I my brother's keeping my brother. Let's keep it. Yes, I would This is the Travis, I would say, and I would have kissed him on the tee and I would say, I'm on the rangy. Well, alright, coming up next, Thank you, Butterfly Eugene. Coming up next. J Anthony Brown will murder another hit. We'll be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, j Anthony Brown, you're up. It's time for you to murder another hit. Here we go. Let's buy genuine, genuine in those genes. Everybody loves the song. Every by the this when is genuine in those genes. We're gonna put a little twist on it. The twist is in those stretched pants? Is there anymore room in the stand in those stretched pants? Steve By the Morning Show, Janns. Brown murders he hits, check it out, she's mis lady, but as wondering how much stress tivity do you still have left in their pants before the explode? Little fans looking tight? Is a room? There ain't no more room for you? And then stretched pants reallyting he should dye it? There ain't no anymore room for you in them stretched pants. You should cut back on the munches. There ain't no anymore room for you in them stretched pants because you're not read the right, because I led anymore room. You see, girl, you're so wide it must be kind of hard trying not putting the pants on with a double lard. You'll stretch them seams, girl, you stretched them scenes and there between your thighs are and were abols. I tried to buy pass aft at your size because you still think your side to a three. You need them multiply time thirty three. I've always wondered why they call it thunder. Now I see apply to plus them scenes. His hands looking tight is a ruiner. Ain't no more room for you and then stretched pants, pything. You should dye it. There ain't no anymore room for you and them stretched pants. You should not back on the munches. There ain't no anymore for you and them stretched pants because you're not be the right because a light anymore room you see and them stretched pants? Cut Those hands looking tight is a ruining, a normal And then that's what gets me about this. Yeah, because you sing from the heart, you're really on stage in a group. Yeah, you're doing all the steps and everything, all right, well, listen, um, next month, next month. O J. Simpson is up for parole next month, Nevada Parole Board. Nevada Parole Board has announced I heard, I heard it. Yeah. The date is July twentieth, so almost a month from now, and it's possible that o J could be released from prisoner early over he's serving No, he's serving a thirty three year old sentence on arm robbery and kidnapping charges. He stormed a Las Vegas hotel room you remember this and intending to steal back some of his most famous sports memorabilia. O J lost his prize possessions in the civil case and the double murder of his ex wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. He escaped criminal conviction back in thanks to a dream team of attorneys of attorneys which included Robert Kardashian, which of course is Kim Kardashians. Yeah. O J is going to be seventy years old next month, seven years old. You'll be walking through the airport. Now, you won't be rent. That would be great. Yeah, he do. They even know each other to me, But he is going to come out with his own set of state naps. I heard that made extra money. Is that what you really think? They're going to let him out. Yeah, he'll get out. They can't keep him forever. Yeah, he has the thirty three years sentence because a lot of people think that he didn't demand some slack. A lot of people think he didn't get convicted and go to prison for this particular crime, for the murder. Murder. Okay, July, we'll be watching, all right, we'll be back. We'll be back with the Nephews prank phone call. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after the hour. Two days strawberry letter, another crazy one. The subject did never last that long. But first, come on, nephew, tell me, this is your time to shine with a prank phone call. What you got you'll need to fix your appearance? Hey, what you need to fix healing? Okay, let's hear it, hid of it? Okay, take it? Yes, a period. Here you go. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a mona. Please, this is how you doing. My name is James over with the Corporation. I'm with your corporate wardrobe. You've been with the company for about eight years now my correct mona, Okay, like I said, I'm from a corporate wardrobe. I wanted to kind of give you a call. There's been some conversation about it, but wanted to give you a call about your appearance in the office. Okay, Now your your your appearance seems to be pretty much in tacts for your clothing is concerned. So it's nothing that has nothing to do with that. Okay. Now, first of all, what uh my pearents have to do with your corporation? Well, what's going on? Like I said, you you've been with court for about what eight years? And now I'm all right, yester, I have okay and uh me telling me something about my kids? Right, I didn't need what I What I want to talk to you about is that what what what some of the workers in the office are having a problem with. And what we want to do is get you an actual doctor's appointment because we want to see about helping you get a breast reduction. Oh what breath was? Actually? Okay? Now you you you you? I mean, from from my understanding that your your breasts are too large hold on, hold on, who was this freast? Who was this? Who is this a game? My name is James. Like I said, I'm with Corporate Wardrobe, and I'm calling you actually pretty much human resources of corporation. Okay, And if you ain't calling him about something else, certainly what we do year telling you calling me, telling me somebody giving me a retroduction. What you need to do is try to think up slow, because what I'm doing up in here, I'm gonna well they was on here and I'm gonna wear they came out. I wear them proper mona. All we want to do is we want to get you a doctor's appointment so we can help you get your get your breast reduce. So you know you you're feel a lot more comfortable and the people in the office will be a lot more comfortable. Okay, I'm not you ain't gonna do it, man, You ain't gonna come me in and tell me some what you're gonna do to me? What's the time about. I'm just being this for almost a year and I ain't know he had no problem with nobody telling me some of my friend. So what you need to do is find out who's going around here and making these rumors. And first of all, I'm gonna dig up because maybe one needs uping here talking about me and you know, jealous because I'm on top of MYO and they're jealous of me. Is I'm gonna you know, I'm gonna mask and they ain't got top of my friend. Look, man, my job is to get your breast reduce. I gotta get I gotta bring them down, my big two. Can you reduce that? Excuse me? This big? Can't you reduce that? Man? Listening? I gotta get your breast down to it. I gotta get it down. I gotta bring them down. Ain't what you're gonna get down, That's what you're gonna get done. And I'm listen to start worried about my breast. So you and whoever whoever calling you telling you something abody what I'm doing it? Just this, Tell them I said to kiss my to what I did to do, I'm gonna do me. So they don't like that, then hey, hollandam because I'm gonna find whoever doing it because they're jealous. I'm a bad They don't understand it. And the man's come in and what whoo whoo will they come to loan they come to my death, ask lout they ask for me Mona, Mona, I understand that. But what I'm saying is your breast are distraction in the office, and I gotta get your breast brought down first. Whoever you are, you might and you come see you can sit. You to the front of my dead and see how it's looking. You might want to come back and bring out your crew. Mona, I can't. I can't. I don't want to come sit your death, can see your your I gotta get you to a doctor and get your breast rid. Thus not when you wanted the point. I ain't gonna see though I'm going to you're going to a doctor that you bring it so he because I ain't going no doctor. What you're talking about the doctor whoever you me to go see, I ain't trying to hear you. Hell clean what I'm gonna do. If they said you would act like this moment, they said you would react just this way. This is what the people in the office are talking about. I don't give her down. What they've been in this company almost a yell. I ain't no hand nobody counting me telling me my friend, what you need to do? First of all, you need to come in and see me because he might like what you see. Because I'm a big, bad boned free woman. You're better here. Yeah, what's your name? And now? What's up? What's your name? Why do you need my name? I need your names? I ain't never hed. Some by the cow might say, I'm so, I but tell me something, my bed. I need to know your names. I was getting some loney in this because I don't play this thing I need. I don't play that. So, whoever you is and you're happy, whoever comedy by my bread, I don't play that. I need your name, I really do. Come you don't. I'm gonna find out who this is. Who do you want to know my name? I want to know your damn name. Hey, y'all, I want to know your name. What is it? Are you listening? What is that's a nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbitt Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend? You? Where's her bread? Big in mind? You know I got limp me. Y'all? Need it? Where you don'na make me go? H? I can't believe it seeing her bread's begging it man, and this she got like limp. I listened to this show every morning, and I just can't believe I got got he said she did. She got me. You got me. But I'm gonna care to something. I'm gonna care to watch it. It's okay, I'm gonna give him. I got one more thing for you, baby, What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land. Maybe you already know that one and only Steve Harvey wonted show't to me guess what play on the hip phone. I just want to let you know I'm aside sick team with a low cut Tommy. I never heard this one before. I'm dying it over here. She was good. I don't know about you, guys, but when I was little, I played with dolls. I love dolls. Marla, Yeah, I know guys. Yeah, your life size dog Betty Gane. That was her name is Betty jen. We we beat that doll up so bad and we broke the dolls arm and now yeah, yeah you a g I Joe. Yeah, girls had Barbie and then did you have white dogs? Are black dogs? Jolly white? Yeah? The biggest argument I had with my granddaughter a Kira. We're in the store, and I was not going to buy it. This was before I was anyway women, but anyway, I was not. I was not anyway. I was not going to buy the white dog. I wanted her to have the black Yeah. Yeah, as a representative out real loud, I don't want your black dog store old store, something like that. I don't want the black dog. I don't know who you was. Yeah, that was embarrassing. Yeah, that was. Yeah, now they do. They didn't have him as much you were growing up. Yeah, daughter has all of them. She has black dolls, white dolls because she has friends of all racist white friends. Yeah, everybody comes over and they play dolls, and they have the American girl dolls, the Bobby dolls. So yeah, it's like it's a big deal. And I told you about my my girlfriend, who's really really fair. She's very very light skinned, and her daughters are really really light skinned. She wouldn't, I mean, but she was. She was only she wouldn't. She wouldn't get the super white dolls. But she didn't want the really black dolls because they didn't have them in a lot of different colors and stuff. She waited until they brought out the Latina version, so she yeah, because that was her. Yeah, girl, you're black, get a black doll. I don't want the black Yeah. You know. It wasn't the daughters, it was the mom. The mom would say it. Do you think white to have black dolls? Yes? Yes, some parents. Some parents insist, just like Carlo's daughter has all raises. Some parents insist, you know, because this is the world you live. Some parents insists that you have yeah, black dolls, which I think is a great thing. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, the Strawberry letter is coming up before we get to it. Though this is a new survey, it's a rundown of some of the most common lies that people tell their partners. Lies like I'm listening, Go ahead, I'm listening. No, I've only had one drink. I didn't see your text. I didn't see that you called me. That's a big one right there. Yeah, I use that every time every day. Yeah, very tasty because you get a lot of that, Daniel when you see it. So far, keep going. I was out with friends, I was out with I use a specific name in a place in the junior's house. It's good, Okay, I've definitely heard with me my wife no good here. Well, I ain't no, no, you know you ain't a juniors. That's okay. Here's one. Here's one I've never heard. I like your cooking. I like your cooking. Never, I've never heard that. Why that even lie to you and tell you thank you? Side you just look at the plate and walk off. I'm just trying to understand because I'm new here. You don't cook at all. I don't. Sorry, okay, I'm never here's a microwave. Okay, I've never cheated on you. I've never cheated up at guys saying because we're not having that conversation that. Yeah. Here's another one. That one, yeah, yeah, I like your parents. Yeah. Now that one I've I've told the truth, and that got me in trouble. Ain't getting around. They also found that one and ten people lie regularly to their partner and don't completely trust their current partner. Five percent say that they don't trust them at all. I think the biggest lad is I'm not lying, but me Lyon has kept us together. I will be Steve. Steve loves to I mean he'll tell you a lie when the truth will do Why not? I learned that from him just in case I don't. I don't like like right now, I don't have to lie nearly as much as I used to practice occasionally in case I need it, Like I asked me something right quick shore, All right, come on, Strawberry letter coming up neck. Oh no, it's not huh. You got everybody here. We've had a lot of practice. Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for all you here. It is Strawberry letters. Subject. Let me get to this. Too much sex? Now? What? Too much sex? Now? What do I question? Mark, Dear Morning crew. I have a problem and don't know what to do. My husband's a preacher and I love sex, not just with my husband, but with anyone I can seduce. It was at first a question conquer, but now it's out of hand, Steve. Now my husband's best friend made a pass at me, and now I don't feel so good about this one. I want to tell my husband, but scared it will create a mess and reveal my side sex life. I want to clean slate and focus on my marriage. But what should But? But should I take a chance and tell him or just lay low and say nothing. It's a mess and I don't know what to do. Should I lay my sexing ways down and move on without bringing it up? For the first time, I actually feel bad about what I did and want to change. But will it be the best? Will it be best to reveal all or nothing? Thanks? Uh, you know what. I am glad that you've seen the light and have come to your senses somewhat. You know the fact that you you have recognized it and admitted it and want to change, that's a really good thing. Should you tell your husband you ask? That's a hard one for me because I do believe in the truth. I believe that it does set you free and all that. But I think that you know, if you tell your husband this one, it could have some terrible, terrible, terrible repercussions, not just for you but him. You know, your marriage of course, the church, everything, you know. I think maybe you should repent um, you know, change your ways, pray, deal with God on this one, and uh, you know, hope that your husband never finds out, but you know, change you definitely need to do that. Steve Home is me already m hm? Well, the sexy preach your wife too much. Six, Now what do I do? First? I want to know why you are writing us. If you to preach his wife, I would think that you would know something about faith, but obviously, due to your actions, you don't care nothing about your faith. So now you've decided to write a national radio show about an issue. This seems to me more like something you would take to God himself. Off. I would kind of take this one to God because really we can't help you. There's nothing we can tell you. But since you wrote me, here is the human response. This is none of this that I'm about to say. It's gonna be what God would say, you wrote, Steve, Dear Morning crew, we'll hear what the Morning crew. May I have a problem. I don't know. My husbands are preaching and our love sex ain't nothing wrong with that, just not with my husband, but with anybody I can subduce, damn anybody. You're just all over the church. Now. It was at first quest and conquer, but nigh's out of hand. Okay, so hold long. Now it ain't quest and conquer now, it's just everybody. See you're not seducing anybody anymore. You're just out there, spread and your peanut butter around on everybody bread. The people got peanut butter on them. Don't even won't it You didn't pass it out so much. Now that the man's your your your husband's best friend, does seduced you. You know why because he didn't heard about you. It's all over the church a matter of fact, it's all over the church convention. You all down at the Baptist convention with this hell, You all over at the coach At convention with it. You all down at the Catholic diallars Is meeting you die or whatever it is, Diallas. That's the kid You know you're down there were you at? You up at the kidney center with the dillas patients passing it up? You just got your cookie is just crumbs. Now it's just crumbs. It ain't even a whole cooking no more. It's just cooking dust. You that stuff in the bottom of the cooking bag that you sprinkle in your hand and you don't bite it, you lick it out. Your cooking is dusty. So when I come back, dusty, we're gonna share with you. I can't help, but I can tell you what's gonna happen when you walk in the house and tell your husband this foolish moment you fit the hell you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. But all right, Steve, come on with part two. Everybody, she is the tallest Christian Christian? What Christians correct, God's littlest Christian. Come on, Steve with your response to this crazy letter, this crazy show, these crazy people. All right, Steve, come on finish, dear Morning crew, we're here. What the Morning crew think My husbands are preaching our little sex? Ain't nothing wrong with that, just not with my husband, but with anybody I can subdue, Damn anybody. You just all over the church. Now it was at first quest and conquer, but knives out of hand. Okay, so hold on the lady. That's too much sex. Now what do I do? She's sleeping around on her husband, who happens to be a preacher. She loves sex, not just with my husband, but with anybody I can subduce. Well, now, her husband's best friend made a pass on me, and she don't feel so good about this one. Here's where the letter gets real stupid. It's already ignorant, but let's let's go to the next level. I want to tell my husband, but scared it will create mess and reveal my sex side. Lady, don't you already stupid? Okay, don't don't. Don't take it to the levels of no return. If your husband isn't questioning you about it, don't not tell your husband this. No man is gonna handle this information well coming from his wife. This is not gonna be your husband after you share this information with it. I can assure you that we do not really do well when it comes to accepting women who cheat on us. Women are far better at it. I have a theory on why that is, but it's mostly to do with our ego. See, we look at sex differently than women do. Women supposedly have more of a caring want to feel something for you before I do it. A guy ain't gotta have none of that. And once we're done, we figured, once we wash, we cool. That's how men look at it. It's very simple to them. But we all know that our woman can't wash that part away and it's ours And you didn't gave my own way, our lord. No, our ego is crushed. Somebody else been in my cookie, y'all? Are you crazy? Oh my goodness, our ego. We can't stand to run up into a guy. That's that's that's come on, man, had our cookie when it's supposed to be our cookie. So if you go tell your husband it's over, I can assure you that you would be better off doing like you said. Should I just lay my sexing ways down and move on without bringing it up? Yes? You should. The problem you have is can you do it? So? You can't have You can't lay your sexing ways down without a serious conversation with God because you were in deep I mean, you know wrong is wrong. You know addiction is addiction, if it's a drug or if it's sex you addicted to. This sounds like to me you need some help from a higher being. If you're not gonna include God and your change, I really don't see what you're gonna do. I actually feel bad about what I did and want to change. Well, that's between you and God. I think that's glad about that. Though I'm glad she does want to change and that you know she has a good sense to at least feel bad about it. You don't get a prize for feeling bad about that. Email us or Instagram as your thoughts on Today's Strawberry letter at my girl surely okay, my girls shurely switching gears here. Now it's time for another beloved segment on this show. They're all be loved. Yeah, this is where has really be loved. Yeah, this is Yeah, we really do a lot of this. And this is where the nephew and junior step up and they go at it. I don't know why, but we'll let Jay, We'll let Ja decide. Okay, what I show them to lose Naa. But he calls me in the middle of next Shirley and he comes up with the stupidest stuff. And I don't know why you sit on the phone and think about this and art. Okay, Jake, let me be the judge of rather than that it's stupid. Okay, tell me if I'm right a wrong? I told him. A right to bail arms means that you are allowed to wear your own naked and not have no clothes on. You have a right to bear arms. Is that right or wrong? Jake? Your arms can be naked here? What say you, Junior? I say it's stupid, Jake. It doesn't matter if you put all if your arms are out or end does not mean it is a right that man man is saying, if you want to those sleeveless in the dead of winning, you have the right to bear arms. That's exactly what he say. It has nothing to do with arms. What I means arms, It means if you're allowed to carry a weapon. Now, why would he even call me and get on the fall and we discussed whether your arms are in or out? Thank you? Hold on a second. When people say, let me level with you, and then people say we're gonna use a level to see if this is even or not, those are two different things, right, that's what This is the same thing. It's two different things. But you can be butt naked on your arms, boy, that's what it's saying. If you want to not wear sleeves at all, you have the right. It says it right there in the statement. It's you have the right. Minute that it's talking about. No, no, no, no, no no no no. People are on no no no no, no, no, no no no. It's the same thing. It's the same thing as this. Then, because it doesn't matter about your own being in out, you might as well just say you have the right to well my feet out or in. It don't you can do that. It's freak. But there is no law that said you have the right to bear feet. There's a lot. Let that slide. Okay, okay, Jack, yes, on the next one, would you please tell him that the number six and the number nine are twins that just don't get along. Thank you, thank you, I thank you under the six and the nine or tins that just don't get a love? What say six? Six? And again? I told her I wasn't gonna win ane of these today because I don't. Okay, okay, now, Jake, this is when he hung up on me. All I said, well, he gonna hang on me and they're gonna say I'm gonna get you in trouble. He got he out, He threw with me. I told him, if Caitlyn Jenna was a superhero, Ca, Caitlyn could be a Transformer or wonder One. I'm through. Yeah, what's that noise? What's happening? We'll leave. That's us packing up our stuff. Okay, that's what you're here. There's nothing wrong with that. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So the majority of us are all of us have kids? On this show, junior. You're you're a great You're a great nephew. You're a great uncle to your nephews. Well listen to this guy's. According to a recent survey, millennials buy a lot of stuff online, and that certainly proves to be true. And they don't step into the brick and mortar buildings anymore like we do. They buy it all online. Amazingly, more than half of their total purchases last year were made online, more than half. So they might buy most things online, but what they don't buy everything online? Sixty two percent said they planned to buy their next car in person at a dealership. Yeah. What, I can't stand the millennials. Careful. We have millennials. Millennials we have, and we have millennial children. That's that. Then the ones I'm talking about you at my house, they didn't have the struggle we had. I just think you should lock them all outside, just just just they don't. They didn't. They don't do nothing we used to do. They're so entitled. They didn't do anything. They have chilges. They have no choice. Did you guys used to have to have chill the floors? You have some roster refrigerator, the yard they didn't have dishwashers back in the daher dishwasher and the go get her what do you mean? Cigarettes right there? Run upstairs and get this. Yeah, come from down the street and bring me some water. YEA change your channel, jags and TV channel, that's the one right there. You called me wait out here for that man. You know what I couldn't do back in the day to Okay, so when I had to wash the dishes, right, so when I washed the dishes, I had to wash them, dried them, and put them up. If I did not put them up, you're talking about that blanket and get pulled out. Me. Just wash the dishes, dry the dishes, put the dishes up, sleep the floor, take the trash, reland the trash can because the plastic, mop the floor, clean out the refrigerator, wipe down all the cabinets with the old rush. And then let me give your mind that got me? Let me do to got me in trouble. My daddy came home three days straight and I had not cut that yard. And then he came home late from working, like about ten third eleven o'clock at night. It's the fourth day. Now, Yeah, I've been coming in I've been coming in late from track practice, so I ain't been able to really really do it. Man. That's that four days my daddy had me in the yard at level o'clock at night with a flat next door, said, Hey, what's going on? Don't work pout? What's going on over here? We putting yawns tonight? Any other time when Annie Lee Brown promised you a behind whipping, she never forgot but you, But how about when they made you think they forgot? And to your point, Carla, earlier in the middle of the night, you're sleeping, good La, all of that, they come in there, turn those lights on, sash that time to pay the po we got. I didn't want my but whipping to add up. I don't want you to stack it. You know I won't mind me. Don't put this with the most stuff. Break my hand. You're trying to negotiate the discipline. Remember, did I have a tell? I think I told you guys about the time that my mom had the belt and she was whipped me and I accidentally I grabbed the belt and we were doing a tug of war with the belt and I accidentally let the belt go and my mom. I would never know it wasn't. It wasn't. Honestly, it wasn't, but she thought it was, Oh, you're gonna knock men? Did you knock me hit in the mount? Did anybody get hit in the mount? Did you get popped in the mount? And she would pop me in my mouth, I said something. She never slapped me or hit me before. My mom said you're gonna make me knock you into next week, and I said me for Thursday. I would have made you completely. Hey, man, One time I tried to defend my mama against my dad. Worst mistake I ever made got to beat another lifetime that I was mad at her because I was in here for you. My mom pushed me in the stomach so hard. I said something like, and I didn't see the right coming, man, I didn't see it yet. Not all away and right. We're having this conversation because surely you started the segment off we were talking about MILLENNI off air, just to let the audience know we're talking off air about the difference and how we raised kids today and how we were raised back in the day. Millennial weed. The kids they are so entitled, they're just entitled. They think they're supposed to have it. They just think. Yeah, millennials, they don't. Yeah, they don't understand hard work, how hard we had to work, just like we didn't understand how hard our parents work. The most embarrassing thing I remember was going to the laundry mat to watch clothes timing. You take all the dirty clothes and you put them in that big sheet and you walk past everybody playing to go to the Oh my god. And Saturdays we had to clean the entire house every Saturday. Everything. We can never just go outside and watch card too. We had Millennials have never heard what Quinn running in and out that Jo heard that. Yet they don't understand. Yeah, we had a front porch and there were wood steps we had a swing on. I had to mop the entire mopping I hate, and we had to mop the I had to mop the steps step. You had to show an amount of time. If you open that refrigerator door to get what you want and get out of it. No standing in that door, letting that cold out. Do you remember water holes? Water? Thank you turn it on and let thirty seconds later run for thirty in that cool water, kicking and alright, we'll be back you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Uh, we were just reminiscing back in the day. You know how different it is now between how we were grown, we were raised, and how we grew up to how the millennials. But they're entitled behind they have it so good. Well, you know, our audience wanted to get in on it. They wanted a piece of this. Let me get some of that. Yeah, okay, so let's go to line one. They want to talk about it too. Let's go to line one and talk to Terrell out of Tampa. Terrell, good morning, Good morning to the one the Morning Morning Show. I got two things the kids that they have never heard of. One, don't let the streetlights to beat you. They have never heard that strange voice on the phone. Gonna get off my phone. Other people use the phone. Oh my god. They don't know where that voice came from. How about this? How about this? Who are you talking to Auntie in Chicago? Chicago? What have you put in? They said, you quick? You got two minutes. I'm waiting on somebody from the church to call me. Have you ever put in an emergency call or somebody? And I did it? One time, and I thought my grandmother was gonna lose her mind. How about just tell me, y'all. Remember the phone books came out and you said, on the porch and see if your name was in there. How about this jay when it's storming outside, sit still work, Tommy, Tommy still does that phone? Yeah, Mark, My grandmother would hang up the phone if it started raining. Middlet of conversations. You just hang up the phone. When it would rain and the sun was shining. That meant the devil. And I didn't even know he was married. I did when did never get mad? Thank you, Thank you Turell. We appreciate that. Let's go to line too and talk Hesper Hesper out of South Carolina. He's p yes, oh hey baby, I'm sorry. How are you doing? I'm all right here? You old school or you millennial? Um? I right at the cusp. I just turned thirty in May, but my mother is seventy. My grandmother passed the other year at ninety four. So I was raised old school. I had a fourteen year old son last year. I put him out of my house. I put him on my front porch. I told him, if you can't be respectful, if you're gonna introspect me, you can sleep outside. I made him a cut. I put him a pillow out there, and gave me some covers the neighborhood. The neighbor called the police on me. Police came out. Yes, the police came out, talked to me like I was a child, told me I was a grown a woman and I should know better, arrested me in front of my boy year old daughter. Yes, and charged me with a fellow any it. Yes, I was on the front. He was in the yard, right, he was on the front on the property. Yes, there was no calling the police back, come out and help. He tied me with a celony and cost me four thousand dollars. I ain't be anything I had. Yes, lost the job as a result of it. Well, no, I'm sorry. I lost the job opportunity as a result of it. And um, I'm waiting now for it to be expenced because it finally got it dismissed. But how do you do that? Wouldn't you do know that neighbor wouldn't be living neck don't no more? You do not listen. Unfortunately, I'm still there. I'm trying to get into a place where I can buy a house. I can move because I can't deal with anymore. But the police have been out to my house so many times over this. And you know he was not in any harm, in any danger. And this man is no longer an officer. Within a year, he was no longer officer. I don't know what happened, but nobody will let me tell my side of the story. Oh no, the only threat you could make back in the day was I'm gonna tell Big Mama, and you said that once. As a result, as a result, is still in my life right now. No, there was no calling the police, but good luck. Yeah. Yeah, my mother put my nephew out. He said he didn't believe in God. She said, well you can't live yet. Okay. I was laughing because he was holding for a whole day. He called back that night. I think the Lord is real. Let's go to like seven and talk to Tea out of Texas. Hey, how are you doing all right? You old school with us? School with you? I wanted to put it back on your You talked about a lot of holes. It was two tricks to the out of holes. Come on, so remember you had to get out of that, like you said, and let the water run, and let the hot water run first, right right, right right, and the foods that didn't know that they got burnt by drinking the water first. But then when the cool water came, you had to try to be one of the first ones to drink it because you only have about thirty seconds. Because coming back, there was no going back in the house to get water. You didn't go back in the house and get water. H you could go back in once you when outside you was out had one of them creen doors like we had. They would put the last on there so you couldn't Yeah, yeah, they could see you, but they went't open the door looking hook of the doors that the cat you always jump on. It definitely that you had to fold the water holes to stop the water from running. Ye put nobody had that little nils. You never saw one of those. You couldn't have a turn it all the way off about to sell your hand. Okay, did y'all have the slipping slide? Did you have that with you? Was a hefty garbage bag. I remember, I remember when I think I thought you was boling when you had an above the ground pool and don't don't give me started leaves in the pool and ran women. Oh man, or just you know, turn on the turn on the water hose and it just run in your drum. Fun time, all right, moll be back after these dams. Okay, we'll be Yeah, we like the calls. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we just got into we haven't stopped. We're reminiscing about, you know, yeah, how we grew up versus how the millennials today are being raised, and their entitlement and everything and the stuff. The torture we had to go through. Jay, quickly, you just tell us to watch television. We want to punishment. You couldn't watch television, and someone said you're watching the television? Said no, And then she'd feel a set to see if it was hot, and that way you could tell don't get hot anymore. But back in the day, they'd heat up the room. Who needed a fireplace? Real quick? Okay, guys, my mom when I was punished, you know, when she put me on punishment, I couldn't talk on the phone. She would take all the phones out the house and take them to work with her, so I couldn't talk on the phone. And she was from work with her briefcase and a whole bunch of phones. Nothing not to answer the phone, and then they test you and they called and then if you answer, didn't I tell you? Yeah? All right, let's go to line too and talk to Brandon. Our audience is here for this one today. Brandon Virginia, what's going on? Man? We're good man, we're reminiscing back in the day. To listen right now. My parents back in the day was with real old schools. But my mom would tell me, listen, before I whip you, I need you to tick off all your clothes because I'm not gonna what I paid for. The worst weapon I ever got was from the next door neighbor because my mother was sick that day. So she called the next time and miss Addie she said, could you come in and eat and beat and beat him? And she put one on us. Man, she did. She didn't play, miss Addie, And so back then everybody could beat you. It was open season on your behind, right right. Okay, we're reminiscing old school versus new school. Okay, Line five, let's go to Frank Out of New York's ain't nothing everything. We're reminiscing, man, what you got you got? I kind of grew up. But one of the one is um. When me and my brother we were teenagers, right, my moment used to go to work and every now and again we'll sneezed the girls in the house, and every now she would bust us. And when she come in, she'd be like, oh, y'all got to get up out of here. Just ain't no hopetel here. You couldn't have coming, man, my mama was at home. You can't come out right now. I'd be out there. Remember remember asking your friends to ask your mama could you come out? That was worse. Yeah. Uh And they would just say no, just be because you made your friend ask. Yeah. Yeah, oh no Now okay, let's gone now though they try to do today. Yeah, Tasha tried. Okay, let's see if we can quickly get one in line six. Shamika out of Virginia as well. Shamika. Yes, hey, baby girl, we got real real quick twenty seconds. What you got reminiscent? Okay, so I would get see with anything under the sign, anything that was quoke cor Yes, could find any of that. Hold on, Hold on one second, baby, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, all this hour we have been Yeah, we've been reminiscing old school versus new school, because these millennials have it so good right now. They don't even know what we went through to get them here. Yes it is. And we were talking to Shamika online six Tommy, Yeah, Shamika. I think she started out with extension cord. Shamika, Yes, baby, running by me one more time back in the day. Yeah. So I was the type of person that got into a lot of trouble. So when it came time to getting the punishments and the beating, she would beat me with an extension cord. Um. If there was a broom stick around, I would get that my stick. I would get that. Uh, don't let it be any objects that she can throw, because I would get that too. Um. I had to also go outside and get my own switch. I don't know if y'all over there, Yeah, yeah, are not coming there with another one. Don't bring back a little twig because you would get beat with that. And once that's done, she would go outside and get her own switch and come beat you with that too. Oh yeah, or braid three together and They justified it with spare the rods for the child scripture, and then when they got older they didn't remember any of this stuffs. Sing yeah, remember pick up, pick up your kids and let them do whatever they want to do. Yeah, thank you Shamika. Right, they spoiled the grandkids, right, Tommy. I love my mom, I really do. I love hunting them. I love the pieces. But if I could press charges, I would charges right now. They beat the mess out of me. Pay somebody needs to go to jail. Somebody to go to jail for them. But look how you turned out there. Oh you knew not to get in trouble. Oh God, embarrass your Now we embarrass our kids. Back then, you could not embarrass it. My good job and come down. Ever, Oh let me find out you didn't. Went around the corner that's the neighbor house and you over there eating. I know you, they sam me do no man. But that was back in the day. But you know what today, like my daughter when she's out playing with her friends and the kids, and they go across the street and she's like, mommy, Mr John a grilled steaks. It was delicious. I said, good, you ate, it's dinner. Time go over there with your friends on now get but you know where we couldn't put our hands on the wall. Yeah, yeah, you couldn't hands off the wall, hands off the Remember when TV went off? Yeah time, you know that looked dot looked dot right at the end, right before it came on. It was another image on to the But you know what, I wouldn't trade it for anything. How we were raised. I just wouldn't appreciate hard working definitely. You know, we shall lock these keys outside respective elders, all of that. Yeah, all right, we will. That was our walk down trip down memory lane, I guess, and we'll be back to Yeah, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right here we are into the show already last break of the morning. But we've been reminiscing for this. Yes, he definitely needs it. We've been. Yeah, we've been reminiscing um for this last hour about you know, just how we were basic based on how the millennials we compared the two and boy boys. Did you guys have ad dicted in when you were small at when you take the toilet paper roll and go Yeah we had, Yeah, we did. I didn't have died it in, But I did get in that fan in the window and get too close. Did you eat refrigerator ice? Yes, that the deep free had you scraped that out and put it in the glass and put some kool aid on top of that, and that was That was for the ice cream man. But we drank water right out of the faucet. Oh yeah, distilled water and bottled water and soft drinking. Right. I got water right, the water from the water bottle in the water bottle right from Michigan. That's what about the ice? Did you have to old hand? Yeah? Yeah? And the milk man game, milk man. Now we had to go to the store and get Now do you remember going to the store a million times? Yeah? For bread to go back. Yeah, but a loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, a dozen eggs, and some sugar. You always so weird that black people wanted white bread. We grew up it with wonder bread was being bread. When my grandmother sent me to the store, she would say, I'm spitting on the floe. Now, don't let it be dry when you get back town. What spiting on the floor, now, don't let it be dry when you get back. I remember this break outside. Everybody's outside playing, and then the old older the person would come to know and say who wants to make a quarter? And about sixty kids with show. All right, let's go. We have some more phone calls. We can take a couple of guys before we get out of here. Let's go to line four uh and talk to Tracy out of Georgia. Tommy, Yes, good morning, babe. How you doing. I'm good. How are you well? I'm good. We're reminiscent. We're old school. Are you new school or old school? I'm old school? Talk to me what you got. My grandmother raised me, and whenever I would ask her to go to the store, um, she would always say, I'm gonna spit on the ground and you better be back before dry up. I have never I've never heard that. I've never heard. What about the rule before you win in the stud don't touch nothing, don't look at nothing, and don't ask that Actually, Jake, actually, Jay, back then, you could actually get left in the car. Ridden you could. You could get left in the car. You have any seat, and your mom's arm was the car seat. Yes, yes to the air bag. I mean he didn't be too hard yes, that was your bag. Oh yeah, all right, thank you, Tracy Lyne. Three. Let's go to Brandon out of North Carolina. Brandon, good morning, good morning, Come on man back in the day. What you got Okay, he'll just be real short and breathe. But I do remember, man, was this is going school? Um? You know always you always have to class clown man when the show off and you don't make everybody laughs. Well okay, well I just say this is third grade. Um, I was a man. It was a special you know young leading there that I like so much where I think it made if I act stupid, you know, make people laughing, you're like me even more. Well on the whole. It came around with though. While I was making them laugh and they was laughing, the teacher was out of the class form. My mother was behind the wall and she had a tough skin love of dough, and she looked at me. Okay, you finished, you finished making him laugh. I can't tell you my mother caught one of my shows in school because I wouldn't put on two shows showing home room and then I just show after lunch. Wait wait, wait minute, wait minute, hey man, you got you got beat in front of everybody, beat in front of everybody, you know, whatever things she took my she took my pants down, man, and told me up right there. I mean, I had my drawers and she you know, she didn't want to tortually humiliate me, but I had my drawers on. What she was that's that's humiliating, brother, That was yeah, or they would talk loud when you're on the phone. Yeah, yeah, thank you. Oh my goodness, I just did my threats. Just made you act right. My mama told me one time, no line, she said, I because I'm tired of working, and I'll do the time. She said, I'll kill you. I'm tired of working. And what I'll do the time she didn't murder? Murder? I turn around and make nothing like man, I brought you here and I'll take you out. Oh my goodness. Yeah, but wait, Jake, what were you saying? Used to do two shows? When I did a show in home room, I did a nice show then, and then right after lunch, I had an afternoon show and le Bron caught that second show. She wore me out. But look at you now, baby, look at ye Oh my goodness, Wow, what a day? What a day? Come on, do you remember you used to collect soda bottles and so you could get yea marbles. Yes, thank you for letting. We love you, love, I love for all Steve Harvey contests. No purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey dot com. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.