Y'all know what time is, y'all don't know y'all ball suit all looking back to back down, giving them back, just like theming buck bus things. And it's to be true. Good at Steve hardy guy listening to me to each other for Steve barn Moby, why don't you join yeah by joining me? Honey, say, got to use that turn, Yeah you go run. You gotta turn to turn turnby, got to turn out to turn, turn to go. Come come on your back at it. Uh huh, I sure will. A good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now what it only Steve Harvey got a radio show today. I wanted to give you something that I've been learning more and more um lately. Um. You know, I'm a I'm a huge fan of the book The Secret. But I did myself a favor because I know I learned better this way. I learned better about hearing, and so I downloaded The Secret onto my iPhone. So I got the audio book and man on, man on man, What a smart move that really was for me, because I know how I learned. You know, I do very well with visual when I can see what it is that I'm after how to do something, I do it better, and when I'm listening, I just I learned better like that. I wish I had known that about myself in college and stuff like that, where I didn't do so well. If I could have learned that that's the way I learned, I would have used more tools to help me. But um, let's let's just say I figured it out, and so I'm grateful for that. And I was listening to the audio portion of this book, and I've been learning so much more. I've rephrased a lot of it to fit how I think and more of how I talk. And I just wanted to share that with you this morning. Man, it might help you out a great deal. And one of the things that my mother had always taught me, and because it's a spiritual thing with my mother's it's a biblical reference to my mother. And the book The Secret grabbed that principle and uses it very well, and it's gratitude. I want to run this by you every every day, you know what I started doing. I started spending my every waking moment being thankful, showing gratitude, and the book it says to put that out there in the universe. But if you're waking up and you're saying thank you, I mean who you're saying thank you too? I mean, let's let's let's be real here that that universe was created by God. That is my belief. That's the majority of people's belief that I know. I'm not knocking you. If you don't believe that, do you let me know how they work out for you, though. But so, my thank you is to my heavenly Father, as is a lot of yours. But here's the here's the here's the thing. I started saying thank you from the time I wake up, until I go in the bathroom, until I shower, till I dress, until I get in my van, until I get to work, while I'm on the elevator, until I sit down and crack the mic. Now, somebody, somebody might said, man, that's a lot of time. No, not hold up, man, hold hold up, it's really not. Because what it does for you, it does more for you than for anyone else. This is about you showing gratitude and being grateful. It's for you. And let me tell you what it does. When I started doing this, man, it started changing my day. It started changing my attitude towards the day, so when the difficulties of the day began, they were nothing to me because I was so filled with gratitude. I'm talking about continuous thanks for all things. You cannot run out of things to be grateful for, not if you fine tune your gratitude, not if you do it in a way where you're being very specific about what you're grateful for. When you wake up and you're grateful for waking up, when you're grateful for the ability to move today, when you are grateful for the fact that you have solid thoughts right now, that you are in your right mind. When you start thanking him for the acceability that you feel in the morning and the stiffness and as it wears off as you start moving around, that's another reason to be grateful that you have a shower to take, that there are many people who don't have a place to shower, the fact that you're brushing your teeth, the fact that you have somewhere to go, the fact that your job may not be ideally the job you want, but you have a job to go to, that you have a measure of health, that you have a place to go, and get a cool drink of water to start your day, or you can make a cup of coffee, or the fact that you can grab yourself a yogurt on the way out the door. And the fact that you have a way to get to work, whether it's on the subway, the bus, the cab, or you have the wherewithal to walk to work or you driving to work, and whatever kind of card is that you have a place to be to provide when you start really fine tuning your gratitude, it is amazing, man. And what it does is it puts you in a state of mind that is so uplifting to you that it is the perfect way to start your day. I'll think, I'm clowning what you here. I am not. Try it. Try it. You are what you think. So you start the day off as this grateful creature, this grateful person, this grateful soul. You start your day off as grateful man on man on man. How good is that? And it just spirals throughout your day and it puts you in a great mood. My mood has totally changed. I'm not a bad mood person anyway, but you know, when my day started getting heavy, man, sometimes it gets on me, man, because I mean, I'm from the time I wake up till I go home at night. Can you imagine having somebody move you around all day? What it would feel like to have somebody making you accountable for every single moment of your day. The moment you stop to take a breath, somebody finds that as an opportunity to spend a moment with you because to them, it's just a minute, But they don't know all the minutes that's occupied in your day. Imagine that. So I try to steal some minutes here, steal some minutes there. But now, man, it don't jump on me that way. You know what I'm saying. I look, I gotta take some time to myself throughout the day. So as soon as I get off the air, I take a twenty minute break before I go to my brief and to start my talk show. Uh you say, twenty minutes ain't nothing. It ain't. But it's all I got and I use it to shut myself down, meditate, have a quiet moment, become even more thankful. But I'm grateful for that. I'm grateful for everything, because man, I have a show too that keeps me busy. I have a radio show that keeps me busy. I got another TV. I'm just grateful for all of it. Man. And what happens is, let me let me share this with you. It changes your focus because now your focus is not on what you don't have. Your focus is on what you do have. Do you understand that amazing turnaround in your life? If you can make that when folks, when you change that focus through gratitude, you then open up the pathways for more stuff to come to you. A lot of us are blocking our blessings today because we ain't grateful for the ones we have. See, we're so busy, we're so busy telling God and putting out in the universe what we don't have, what we ain't got, that we no longer are receptive to things that we could have. You have now blocked all your blessings from coming because your focus is not on the come, it's to what you ain't got. So how can more blessings come your way? How can more good things come your way? How can positive things start happening to you? If your focus is on the negative things, if your focus is on the things that you don't have, if your focus is on what you're acting instead of what the abundance that you have and what you expect more of. If you change your gratitude, you change your attitude and it changes your altitude. Man, use your gratitude to change your attitude, which then affects your altitude. Do you feel me now? Come on, man, ain't that a good thing? I've had to rework it through the way I say it, But man, that's been so helpful for me every day. Start your data way. Just try try it starting now, or you want to get a fresh start during tomorrow morning. But watch what happens to you. Okay, it's going to amazingly revolutionize the way you face your day. Hey, thanks for spending your Thanksgiving with the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to show Ladies, boys and girls. You're listening to the Steve Harday Morning Show. If it sounds weird, it's because it's about to get weirder. We are here today to entertain, but mostly trip you out, ladies and gentlemen. In the words of a celestial being from the hood, this is Dell moan and show fistic shar. You got them. You got the relatives that's old but still used to. You know, these women's just be walking around here. There is no z or women. These women's children's yes, these children's people. I have aunt New Orleans today, everything everything, she says, Collins, what is it? Hey? Back? Hey did detoxes? Old? I'm having call. We're to slice up pound katy. Hey, I'm looking at some grapes in a bowl. I'm looking at coffee Wickrey I wanted, Yeah, I want it all back in the moment, gradual Now, man, my doctor is still hire dog. I'm really I'm really focusing on my health because I've made a conscious decision that God gives us two incredibly valuable commodities, time and health. They're the two most important things in your life. If you're out of either one of those, you are in a world of trouble. You know. On one of my posts the other day, first of all, good morning, y'all. Just guys, let me tell you something. I did a post exercise at one time a woman said, you could, why are you exercising so much? What you're trying to tell us? When God called you home? It's your time. I don't care how much you exercise. And sixty is not the new forty sixty is sixty. I went you ain't got to get to get to God fat. Somebody already owned six sixty. And when God called you home, don't care about you working out. I went wild. So your quality of time here can be better if you're in shape. Now when you're gone, you're gone. But wouldn't you like for the time spent here to be will spent y'all haven't told my family if I ever need require why wiping? Just gonna put that plub because nobody watching that that I don't want. I'm not gonna wipe. Madre asked me one time, she said, baby, we got old, would you wash me? Now? I wash you? But now wiping, we're gonnead high. Yeah, I babe you now I ain't got a problem. Yeah yeah, and wiping. Bring somebody, Yeah, we got to bring somebody coming up. It's Junior's turn with truth be told. We'll be back at thirty two after you're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, it is time for Junior's truth be told. Yeah, yeah, all right, Shirley, thanksgivings that we have discussed all the things we discussed. When people need to brain food, Yeah, what time dinner start coming. We've discussed all that. One thing we have not discussed the one thing when your ass need to leave again. We have that now people people don't know when to leave. This time you need to leave. There are statements that will be made you need to adhere to and understand, like, well that's it. So when you hear that, start getting your keys in your hand. You hear some Jane something, it's time to go. You can't spend all the head. They have started to treat it like a restaurant. How long you staying there? You sit down to two by three thirty, same way about I would already have because I don't hear about the game. You ain't come up here for the game. You came to eat. If you full, if I see you kick off of shot, your ass got to go. Let me. Yeah, don't. You ain't staying here all day? Now. My mama tied, she didn't cook that thing and she fit that by what else can we talk about? We discussed everything. We know Walter got out of jail. We know had it, had a hard transplant, we know yeah, we know, we know Mail had another baby. We got all this after we cover they're still having kids. Mail well still have kids. When your your name mailbyl you probably you probably you probably through haven't been anybody that name mailbl They too have the what is the name ha to deal with and Steve got a lot to do with your age. Your name is Agnes, you probably didn't hand you. You probably got your grave. But we had covered everything we can talk about. We know, we know Junior went back into rehab. We got that. Everything is covered. Let's just go ahead and go home. We just need you to go home. She's through heaven. It's fatris, said Beatrice. Beatrice beat O data, it's not having it. That's when he got out of that. I'm giving you the names where I can assure you if this is your name, you are at an age where you are beyond child bearing years. So Journals Journal is through having baby. When you want another one, go ahead. Henrietta, Henrietta, she through having kids, Henrietta to distance. Yeah, you know, go ahead, Gwen, because she got a fifty two year old names see his names. Once you have an old name, you can quit having babies. If your name is Barbara, you probably through have been kids. I'm just saying, there ain't nobody named Bob we're still having kids, not Bob, have a kids, hadn't have been through having kids, Betty done, Gladys. Yeah, yeah, that's right up there with Agnes. Yeah, I'll tell you who who Jackie Eels, I'll tell you that. I'm sorry. We can't always over there. We can't kids. All right? What's that you went there? Carla already said Shirley, Betty, Shirley, Mary, Marjorie all of that. Last night, I ain't even sleep in the beds Esther, Steve, you forgot about Esther? Yeah, because Rod slept with us last night. I took my shower. Man, I was tired and hid because I fell asleep in my office. So I went up stairs. I took a shower, came into the bedroom. Out of my bathroom, put my light on on my little phone, rose in the bed. I just turned around without stand. I'm not fit to do this. I'm not gonna have her set her damn heell in my eyes about Winton, Stephen Winton was a little man. The kids, man, they just they sleep bad. Kid. I just gotta where to go. I gotta go to work. You ain't here sleeping bad on your side. Let out the damn bad Noah in his bead. Why you got to sleep in there, sleep with nothing? Okay, well Papa don't sleep with you. But it hurt it though, Yeah, Papa want yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah, Papa want to get a little pe and e in time. Yeah, that to you is a little something else to meet him, Steve, Hey, can we tell you about Junior? Though? We forgot to talk about this at the J spot on Taco Tuesday. We forgot to tell you. Yes, yes, yes, he did thing. Yes, I mean Steve, you would have been so proud of him. He it was packed, first of all, thanks to everyone who came out. He Junior was so fly. He looked good. He little apart, exactly the Steve would have been to He went to work, Steve, He did, he was to work. Yes, he was very good. He told me he was funny. Everything, everything was funny. You would have wanted him to be. So. I just wanted to say congratulating when you go down him and I know it is yeah real black. What's his taco? The taco good too? Yeah? The tacos Like I told you, the tacos are good taco to Yes, but what's his boot and Monica. Yeah, yeah, Monica was let me tell you so, y'all really all a quick fool and round? Oh you're Monica Man mine crazy? N No, wait a minute, okay, every right, there you sit. My little men love Crazy coming up next, Nephew, Timmy's run that break back right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. What you got paper clips? Okay, don't say no more, don't do it. You don't want him to expat clip don't yes, clip but in a prank that I just thought it were the outburst? Yeah, you go too farwesome. I'm trying to reach Veronica. Hi, ronic, how are you doing. My name is Philip. I'm from CORP. How you doing. I'm good? Thank you? How can I help you? Today? You were with the company here, um uh see you just left about what six months ago? That's correct? Okay, and you left with a severance. I'm all right, that's right. I'm sorry, Philip. My name is Philip. Philip. I'm actually calling on some security questions and wanted to reach out to you. Now you you own your own travel agency, now that's correct. Okay. Um, Now you actually left with the severance when you when you left the company at the right, that's right, okay. And how long were you actually with? Uh? I was there eight years? I'm sorry whom things again? My name is Philip. I'm with security and what can I do for you? Philip? Uh? Well, we got we have you. You you started this business? Now? Did you started before you left? Philip? I started this stigments after I left there. You started it after you left there? That's correct? One month? Okay. So the reason why I'm giving you a call and I've been you know, we've gone through some security tapes and things of that nature. We're missing so many rims of paper, We're missing thousands of paper clips, We're missing so many office supplies. And it's been brought to the securities attention that it's targeting that you are the person that has taken all of this office. Let me let me get this right. You are calling my place of business asking me if I have used paper clips and paper. I have customers in my establishment right now. I can't talk to you about this, okay, ma'am. Listen. I know that I'm sorry for calling your place to business, but I want to say this. We're after the point of actually picking you up behind items that have been taken from the company, So I wanted to call and see if we could get it taken care of over the phone. Now you gotta go, then I'm gonna have to actually come out to your business. And that's something that I'm trying not to do. You know what, hold hold on? What that? If you hold that one? Who is this on my phone talking about from damn paper clips? I have been gone from there for six months and you calling me now about some paper and someone paper clips? Man, we're missing at least five thousand paper clips. You'm gonna tell you what you can do. I have been out of that company for six months. I worked for y'all for eight years, and you won't let me go. I didn't take anything from you, Okay. Have you ever used any paper or any paper clips outside of Have you done that? Of course? I used paper every day I run a business. Okay, But you're using our paper for your own personal business, your travel agent or whatever it is that you have. You're using office supplies. That right there is against the law. No, I will go and buy you some damn paper clips. Okay, Well we don't want paper clips, man. Now we've given you a severance play, and for my understanding, it's been a substantial amount. And right now it's gonna be filing charges and taking you to court over these paper clips and paper I'm gonna tell you what you can do with that five thousand paper clips, paper clip them together and hang you out for by you. I didn't steal the damn paper clips. You're gonna call me six months lay to talk about some paper and paper clips? Ma'am. I don't want to go back up, fill up. I'm sorry, this is some fillip. So are you wanting to return all the merchandise because it looks like I didn't take no merchandise. I don't have to steal nothing from y'all. I work for you for eight years, somebody for eight years. You stole paper, paper clips, You stole all the supplies, scissors, masking tape. You have taken markers, pens. We got it down to know what video takes you got pillip. I ain't steal nothing from y'all. I was employee of the year. You won't gave me at Severn packies. How dare you call me six months later? You can take tim paper clips and shove them up you're behind. Excuse me? Are we done here? No, we're not done here. So take your any your tape, and your paper clips and your scissors, and you know what to do with them. No, no, I don't, Ma'm no. Listen. What we're gonna have to do is you're gonna get served right there at your travel agency. Where are you locating? We're missing over five thousand paper clips and we need those. Now, what what's your address? I'm gonna bring your damn paper and paper clips to you. How about that? So you are you are guilty of using the paper aren't you? We all used paper Fillips, I don't feel which means guess what. It's against the law, which means you have your law something. If you have taken one paper clip, it's against the law. And you got pens in your car? Fillip that corporation, I bet you do. But I work for the company. I'm trying uprun a business, so you're stealing too. Give me your voice? Is number? You calling my damn phone talking about some pens and paper clips? Here? Wash your mine? Give me your address. I'll bring the pens and paper clips. You ain't gotta what you do? Thinking so many pens and so many aper clips, so I was run business. Don't call my phone within I'm talking about. I'm gonna play this to you now. I'm gonna go ahead and order. I'm ordering the police to come and pick you up, okay, because I'm trying to get the problem. Taking care about the phone. Bring the police and you come with them. Come get it. I got something for you when you get here and bring them. You're calling me about some paper and paper clips. I've been going from there for six months. Damn you have stolen paper clips from the company and we want our paper clips back. Bring your over here. You want to get more damn paper clips, and I'm gonna call my man so he can kick your over here if you want to. You want to address, you want to address to up. Come on, I'm a professional, I'm trying to run a business. I gotta walk away from my customers and get it with about some pens and papers and paper cups because you stole over five thousand paper your faith and you also you better be ready because you're stolen some stuff for Tommy and he's been over here about it too. Wait a minute, Tommy says, you're stole a bunch of stuff I don't know, nobody made. Don't You don't know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You don't know him? What's your I said? Do you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Do you know him? You gotta be kicking me. Your girlfriend door the you got me to pray phone called you. I'm gonna kick I'm going to get her right now, comes down. You made me step in the back room on you. Hey, let me ask you something, baby, what is the badest, I mean, the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Just doing my duty, that's all. Just doing my duty, that's all. You didn't get it one day you know yet, But I'm praying for you. Eat his mind, no doubt, it's not. No, it's not at least time at the ends. Let them off the fi. Yeah, we just leave your mess out there hanging. You don't apologize. It's a joke or nothing. If they're in the need to see these people and what was that something, he's the one that's gonna see him. Yeah. Has anyone ever said anything to you, Steve about these looks or anything? But Jake, don't anything? What if they say, but wasn't it was. I had a couple of moments, just one really you know, you know line I hate more than anything. Dam Steve. I thought we was cool. We all cool? What hap what change? It was too far? Uh so what do you do? Just walk away? Yeah? I thought was cool? What's going on? Please? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, People magazine says the country music star and judge on the Voice, Blake Shelton, is the sexiest man alive Blake laughing, And you're right, he's cute. Everyone got Everyone got out of Vine Everyone Yeah, has had the title. Okay, people know that's what I'm saying. When when he made it made? Yeah? Yeah, I like him. I don't like him. I love him. Yeah, he's one of the coolest dudes on TV. I don't know a damn thing sexy about I don't think com in sexy though, I'd like I said the same little shirt and the other judge on the show, Adam Levin, everybody got when he was named sexiest before. Yeah. Yeah, but like Shelton. Yeah. A lot of people are saying when Stefania, that's Okay. Other sexy man on the list, Tommy, you love it well, you love Hommy. Let me let me Tommy Old did you say Tommy say Tommy was I did not say that. I read it to Stern. No, I did not say that. Tommy loves this show This is Us and Sterling K. Brown from This is Us is on the list. I can see that. Yeah. Oh yeah, fifty cent is on the list. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's a rapper, producer, and actor. He's a triple threat. So that's sexy. That's confident. Kofi Sirio B Siriab from a Queen Sugar. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. He definitely should be in there. He was. Yeah, he was on Girls Trip in the movie Girls Trip. Yeah. He was voted sexiest, Yeah, breakout Star, sexiest breakout Star. Okay. Other nominees include Brad Cooper, Shamar Moore uh and voted get this Guy's voted sexiest smile, President Barack Obama, oh in sexiest. But we didn't do this one, Tommy. Okay, man, you gotta have one that somebody got to see it. Kid Harrington, Kid Harrington sexies but he's John Snow from the Game of Thrones. Yeah, and we see it a lot. You see it a lot, a lot of stuff going on in beach scenes over there. Yeah, okay, here we go. Still Sexy List. They also released They're Still Sexy List People Magazine Brad Pitt from Richard Gear, Yes, from Matthew McConaughey from two thousand five, George Clooney and Tom Cruise and also Dwayne Johnson. Still Sexy and of course you know, still Sexy List, say girl watching. They're even more advised, even more embarrassed. He was a winner from nineteen. What what'd you say you'd be losing the dynzyl my whole the roof for him. Yeah. Yeah, we get a little you gotta clap or nothing attitude. We just we just ain't gonna get an honorable mentioned. How about the damn nest you guys make up your own list? What about the sexiest man in America in a in a strange kind of way, something like that. Get a list? What more of us can get? The sexiest sickest person? Yeah, you know, the sexiest person set fault. You know that's the little sex person. And then you got a name. What's wrong with it? Steve Harvey sexy Man in America sep for his facial feature step for not except just sell sell Jay, we haven't heard from you. You're all quiet over because he ain't sex. I got I got what women want and go right to it. I pay deals. That's how you do. I'm not I'm not trying to that. Ain't mean let me buy you a car? Is my opening line. Yeah, I stepped to you. Let me let me keep your cab alone. Let me get your kids. Yeah, they turned around and look who we're talking. When you tap one on the shoulder. He let me get your kids school clothes out? Yes, you have a j you have a any type I like him white, had to be white. Ain't got I take any type long and in white. I'm a white hand black. So that's what you opened up with. Didn't buy your car? Yeah, yeah, that's me. That isn't that sex. Don't. I ain't got the physique, ain't working out. I got diabetes. I'm older. No, you let me buy you a car, saying what you know you can work out? That takes you much? Is it a brand new car? J who said somebody new? Now? If you ain't got one, if you didn't got one. It isn't if it's new to you. Yeah, yeah, it's new to you. You ain't got a time you riding a bus. But how long do you relationships? Typically last year? Let's see a year is good. That's probably long enough. All right, butterfly coming up next. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right, Steve, it is time introduced Jay. Then Jay, you in turn introduced the butterfly. J Anthony Brown. Oh do you know Dad flying? Because I do? I do. Okay, good morning everyone. I'm Steven Shirley College and your Tommy j Anthony Brown. Thank you so much. There is PANDEMONI I'm going on right now. Hello, Shirley, let's speak to you. I'm sorry, there's an issue on the on the table and I'm gonna need everyone. I'm gonna need everyone's help. Last night we lived, We did a shot. Thank you everyone for coming out. Someone stole my entire wardrobe, all of it. Yati wardrop is gone. No, No, I'm I go fund me wardrobe I account so people can send money to help me get re get my thing. My wigs are gone, everything is gone. Everything is gone. My jury, all of my leggings, jaggings, everything is gone and I need help. Eugen't go fund me wardrobe site. So I am getting that set up, and I'm asking all of my coworkers. We're gonna start here everything. How much is to go? How much we need to raise you. I'm gonna need at least six thousand dollars? So wait, wait, six thousand dollars? You got this? Ain't no damn chatting miss y'all? How much is that? It's six thousand dollars? And stop doing it? Stop doing it? Listen, I need to Okay, it's exactly six people on this show. If every one of you all and then I'll pitch you in a thousand. But if every one of you at put in a thousand, that I will have the money I needed. How much you need altogether, that's what we're trying to figure out. Six thousand dollars. I keep telling you what. Stopped doing it. Stop playing that damn music. This is serious. This is very very okay. I don't have a lot of time. Six thousand dollars is needed, damn it. I'm not gonna tell you all might quit doing it. I quit doing it. Now. We're gonna start with Mr Harvey. Mr Harvey, I want you how much would you pledge to give up towards this sixth grand that I need? How much is it? I'm gonnao the board stop doing. You're listening to the Steve Morning Show. All right, it's time for comedy roulette. Jay, set it up quickly, comedy rouletts. Each week, you guys test our ability to be comedians. We're gonna show you how good we are. You give us a slepject. Stop the wheel on any sepject. We can do a riff on it. That's how good we are. All right, you're ready with the wheel. Let's go. These are the subjects. Number one ice cream. Number two, old music, come on, come on, I know alright. Number three, how to protect the food in the fridge. That's a pretty good one. Number four, I'm not the bank, Yeah, okay. Number five sometimes I feel like slapping the mess too. Yeah, come on, that's the come on, slopping slop and slipping, slopping a mess out of you. Okay. How to protect the food in the fridge so people don't steal it? Easy? What's the one is you pick your teeth till they start bleeding? Right? And then you bite your sandwich and wrap that in, sell a thing and shove that back in there. I'll be damn anybody take your teeth real good? Did they'll not? Did they believe in right and didn't bite your sandwich? Wrap that sell thing? But don't be there when you get okay, go ahead, come on, junior, what's your gout her? First of all, who fridge were talking about? Nothing? Mad? Very eat to take my friend? I ain't got that in there. Better subject would have been how to put food into friend when you really want to protect something? Uh? What I would do? Get a zip lock, babe, and right, let's see what were at ween we in seventeen? Put one one seventeen on that January seventeen. Get one and then right chitlings on the zip lock. Don't throw away put that. I promise you ain't nobody bother that's the keeper. Yeah. The best way to protect sandwich work is to put it in and sell a frame and then duct taping so they don't even know what it is. Take the whole sand come back in there. Sell you just just a brick or duct tap and there ain't nobody gonna open up that damn du tock tape cross with everything but not food. Yeah. Protective, Yeah, put it in. Let's spend how to protect the food in the fridge chain. So the best way to do it is to put it way inside. You put it inside, put sure, you smash it up. You take your sandwich and you bawl it up real tight, just as small as you can make it, and put it and wrap it in sell a thing and then stick that inside the bacon, sold the box. Put it inside, bacon, up the sandwich. That's what I'm talking about. But it will be that when you get if people tein, I tell you what way really do it? Go by the dog shelter. Get an unhappy pit bull in the breakroom when they open that door on the inside. Just turn the temperate down just a little bit so he can survive. He's in the fridge. Put it right in the brakes. They've been walking in there, grace, cause they've been eating your stuff every day. This don't halt that walkt okay, June, I got to put your back this because I've done this. Dog name is Chopper. I put it in a zip lock bag and put Chopper sweet treats on there. But it's backfired on me because my son Jordan and put some up chopper sweet treats in there and got out all confusing. I got one right a second, put your whole lunch in a pample. Well be back. You're listening to the morning show Forday. Minutes after that, I get ready coming up at the top of the hour the strawberry. Uh m hm, till me. What's you're playing? Phone called the plumber, the plumber? What's the defiance in your word? We've been called to day, I'm plumber, the plumber. Nah. Hello, yeah, I'm trying to reach it, y'all. Mr mrs how you're doing you you're the person that does the plumbing work, am I right? Yeah? Nah? My wife got some work done for you. You come by the house now, do you know? I know you probably got quite a bit of work. I do so many throughout the day, So I have it on my receiver. I can look at about three days ago. Yeah, yeah, it was a lady there. Yeah, it was tarlet was backed up and was overflowing and yeah yeah, yeah, I can recall that something's wrong with the sinking there too, and that that had a leak in the back of it. Yeah, I had a leak in the back, and uh, and I've done that. I fixed that there for you. And uh. I took that toilet that I had around the bottom of your basic the toilet base there. I had to take that up and and retape it to that tape head came came loose. It was kind of older, and you know, I went through that and not all that and and saved it up and sealed it up, and I re based at seal back there on your the tilet and and your sink had a little leak back there in the back. I fixed that because you know, that was really easy. Now, so well, now I see that it's something that went wrong with the tilet. Not did you did you put another pipe or something that you rewrote a pipe or anything? No, No, like I said, all I did. I took the base of it off there and I taped it up where that in that old tap there, and then I'll put me some seamen which was was with with my pipe there, and and I sealed it all up, and I checked it out and let it drive and see if it leaked, and it didn't leak, and I put your base back on and you know, and then then then you had a little leak there in your seat, and that was on the top of the your nozzle there, and I fixed that. I'm gonna tell you because I'm gonna be honest with you and tell you I'm not happy with what I got. You're happy with it. No, Now, let me tell you what's happening now. Say somebody in the bathroom and they flushed that tarlet right right when they flushed that tilet, come out the sink in the kitchen. Oh tell me that that what you did again, I said, when they flushed the tilet in the bathroom, right, come out to shank in the kitchen. They come out in the kitchen like that. I don't know what how you ropped something like you didn't you didn't miss rout it or something. No, I didn't. I didn't route anything. All I did was fixed up and put the tape on there, so I fixed the leak that was. You know, it's a base of your toilet. I didn't rewrote anything. I don't. I don't. I don't understand. How can you you rewrote a pipe? I don't. That's not to go into your kitchen and shoot. We'll shoot crap out of your kitchen like that. I don't know what what what you did when you was up onunderd and how you rerouted something, but that's what happened, and it's got, it's got. It's going from the from that bathroom. When you flush that toilet, it come out in my sink in my kitchen. Now, what's bad about it is this morning I'm in there cooking and what again? My name is? They called me okay? And is coming out of your in my in my kitchen. Now, this morning I set out some red beans and rice to cook, and I put my beans on not not I've been cooking. I've been cooking. Listen to me. I've been cooking all. I'm trying to be about this because you know I guaranteem of work. I've been doing this over twenty years. And then one thing I do, I guarantee of work. And I'm really proud about the things that you know I do. But what what did you have anybody else over there working on your pipes? Ain't nobody in your kitchen? You know what I did with your bathroom? You is the bathroom. Don't have anything to do with your kitchen that's through a pipe. Have anything to do with one of the other. Then explain that coming through my sink and my kitchen. I can't explain it coming from your your seek. I can only explain that's getting the toilet in your set. I have no idea. I'm gonna listen because that thing got me wrapped up. Listen to now what it is? It? Well, you got me kind of wrapped up here because you know, like I said, I do this here and I've been notable for twenty years, and that's the first time I ever heard if anything like that being't happening, I ain't never seen it. Well, I'm gonna tell you it's just disgusting. The big cook cook red beans all day and not now I find out that it's sitting in some dirty water like that. You smell the world when you was in the in your seat because you didn't had a lout uh s, I didn't spell nothing that it's more earlier this morning. I washed my hand now and I didn't I washed my hair in there. That's your what it smell like a baggage. I'm just, I just I just refused to believe the work I did on your toilet and there taking some stuff up and seeming some stuff up and on your seat and anything to do with scrap me and shout out to damn kitchen scene. Well, I tell you what what I need to do is for you to get your back over here and fix it, because this here ain't a good job and I don't recommend nobody using you. Well, first of all, why I'm trying to be professional about it and you cussing me, and that ain't gonna getting nothing done. Once come out my pike, it was no longer professional. That was you had somebody else over there doing something in your scene. I ain't had nobody. Do you have a girl just on the whales and crowd coming out of my God, you get your back over and you fix what you're bold to fix, and fix it right then. I'm not paying another damn dying for it. PERI. Hey, I tryed me professional about it. I'm listening to what you gotta say. I shout hunt up a long time ago, but I get your team of work and I'm trying to, you know, deal with the customers. When I left, I told that pression to it. She flushed to it. She ran the faster in the path room. We ain't no problems like you don't have somebody else old now they're doing whatever lot nor what. I don't damn sure, I don't know. Do you know? I ain't none of my I ate some of them red beans and not what bothered me? Now I feel sick to my stomach. I'm feeling like read meaning what you know? It's you, you, you crazy ill. I'm gonna make your diet something me red beans. If you don't come fix meet pipe, you can go out ahead. I'm trying to be professional. I told you I'm doing my job. I did it the best I know I could. And when I got when I left there, one nothing leaking one. Don't you'll get over sixty pike. That was you. You you kiss because I know well I did. I'll stand the job over there. You ain't done nothing. If I got them, pay me in the right, stick them up, you you and your pipes. And I don't give a damn I know what's coming up, right, I ain't done nothing over there in your damn kitchen to have you that I'm sit with me. I got one more thing I want to say to you, and you're listening. I'm listening to you. This is nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You just got played by your boy. You're kidding me, y'all? Y'all crazy? Man? Hey, man, I gotta ask you big time. What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the like it? You got to show? Y'll got me this more? Man? What are you saying? I'm a woman. I'll tell you what what we're gonna do with you? Here me and You're gonna get together and we're gonna prank. How about that? Y'all cool with that? Yes, I'm just asking y'all cool with it? Alright? Diploma? Yeah, I mean, I catch myself, but I might have went a bit far on that. But you know, I want know who said what Junior didn't got between the breast? All right, go ahead, find yourself, talk to explain yourself. All right, I'm sorry about the breast. Coming Jesus when you apologize to need to mean it. Y'all get some briston don't know how to act? Okay? Fine? Sorry Brestwood attitude going up at the top of the hour right about four minutes after he is really crazy today, Strawberry letter, You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, let's buckle up, let's hold on tight. We gotta bull you Strawberry letter, thank you Tommy subject childless, manless, clueless and hungover at forty, Dear Steve Harvey and Shirley. Currently, I am separated and over forty. Can't have any children main reason for my divorce. Anyway, I met a man, Mr. Man, who was also separated, and we became very close. It was great. After a year, Mr Man has his divorce. Once my divorce was final, this summer, I thought Mr Man and I would be together. Well. Mr Man told me that he was going to New Jersey to get his ex girlfriend, the woman he should have married instead of his wife. I had to ask, what about me? He said? I am a beautiful woman, but I had three problems. Number One, I am too emotional. I cry at the drop of a dime. Number two, real women are a mystery. Once that's gone, nothing is left. I'm an open book. Number three, the big one I should not have I should not have fallen in love with a married man him. I missed all the signs of this rejection. I tried to be open and honest. With this man. Of course, the sex was good, but I am truly hurt so as I watch him take his ex girlfriend on a romantic weekend to the Poconos Mountains this weekend. Last night, I had my brown liquor, my brown Liquor song Anita Baker no more tears, and cried myself to sleep. I should have known better and controlled my feelings at forty. So I'll say it's my fault. I am not perfect now. I am out of two men in one year at forty. I pray that God heals my heart and my mind. Child is manless, clueless and hungover at forty. Wow, dear dear childless, manless, clueless and hungover at forty. I mean, yeah, you know, Uh, God, will you know, protect you and heal you and all that. But you have to do your part, you know, you gotta do your part um and that is not jumping into something when number one you're still married to this uh to your husband uh and uh number two, you know, just jumping in, not getting to know this man, you know, sleeping with him right away. That's exactly what happened. That's what he means by the mystery. You know, once the mystery is gone, then it's over. I mean telling him everything you said. You're an open book. You don't have to tell this man everything. He's not even your husband, um, you know, and then being so emotional and needy. You know, you gotta learn from um, from your relationships so this won't happen again. And as far as not being able to have children, um, you know, if you want to go this route, adoption is always an option. It definitely is always an option. You know, think about that in your next relationship. But I don't advise you to even get in a next relationship, a new relationship, until you know you learn from this particular one so you won't keep making these same mistakes over and over and over again. So take your time, know what you want, and don't settle uh anymore? Okay, and make these men accountable, you know, talk about their plans, find out what he wants to do. You know, why should that have even been a surprise to you that he wanted to go back and marry someone else? Steve, This letter is classics, classic, classic example of how women get involved and not know upfront her whole life is that way. First of all, she's separated, right, now can't have any children, main reason for my divorce. You're getting a divorce because you can't have children. Who didn't know this in the beginning? How was this not talked out thoroughly in the beginning. So you get to this point with your husband and he finds out you can't have children, or he just his size he won't children, or this is the reason he's telling you that he got to leave. All it is, all it is. All of this could have been handled up front. You were surprised that your marriage is over because of the fact that you can't have children. You've been knowing this a greater part of your forty years, especially in your adult life where it really counts. Okay. Secondly, um, you met a man, Mr. Man who was separated, which means he was still married to Mr Man gets his divorce and once your divorce was final this summer, I thought Mr Man and I would be together keyword, I thought you once again, ma'am. And I'm just not trying not to be too hard on you, because you know you made a mistake. But you said I thought Mr Man and I would be together once again? Classic classic not knowing upfront. You could have found out if you and Mr Man was gonna be together before you broke off the cookie with this man. But now you're passing now cookie like it's like like it's a business card. Now you're sitting up in here and found out that Mr Man after his divorce, is gonna go back to Jersey and get his ex girlfriend. He could have told you that in the begin it had you inquired. Ladies, you have the right to inquire. It's not being nos it ain't being pushy. You ain't gonna run no man off. If a man really want you, you can't run him off. You can't run us off. Were scary, We won't you, we want you. We are not scary. People me and are not scary. You don't run us off, and we won't you. Come on, come on, pimps and players. Didn't put it in your head that you will run us All men can't be run off. So here you go. He goes to the ex girlfriend, the woman that he should have married instead of his wife. Oh, this is conversation you could have add why are you getting to matter? Who would you have married if you didn't marry your wife? I would have married this girl in New Jersey. A matter of fact, if I ever get out of this, I'm going back and get hard. You could have found this out and saved yourself to that, so you had what about me? What about you? It is too late. He going to get the girl in Jersey, Ladies, you have every right to ask up front, see what about you is first? You gotta get to what about you out first, or when you get to the point, you gotta ask what about you? This ain't about you no more. This about him and the woman in New Jersey. Now he got his divorce, he gone, He going back to who we should have married in the first place. You ain't asked none of these questions cause you was swat having a good time, feeling good. Y'all was pleasurable. You all had so much in common. The only thing y'all had in commons both y'all were separated. His plans was not your plans. You have every right to know of a man's plans. You especially have the right to know, ladies, if you are not in his plans. There are ways to go about finding this out. We come back, I'm gonna open up a few more cans in the uh in this letter. Few more items in this letter share with you, especially the three problems she has. I'm too emotionally he says, he's too emotionally cried to drop down. Real women are mystery. Once that is gone, nothing's left. I tell you what me and mean by that, and I'm an open book. And the third big one I should have should not have fallen in love with a married man. I'll tell you what that means to when we come back. You're listening to the man told me that he was going to New Jersey to get his ex girlfriend, the woman he should have married instead of his wife. I had to ask, what about me? He said, I'm a beautiful woman, but I had three problems. Let's go over these problems late. Number one, I am too emotional. I cry at the drop of a dime. Well, here's the deal. If a man don't love you and don't have emotional ties to you of any kind, which is obviously this man don't, he's not buying into drama. Tears to a man is drama because guess what if your man loves you and he sees you crying, he has to fix something. We got to spring into action and do something. Since it's it's the only reason we like to talk to you if we don't want to talk to you if if we can't fix it. So now you're just crying at the drop of the dying. He don't know what the hell going on. He can't fix it. That's drama. I'm not in love with you, and I ain't really feeling you like that. So guess what I ain't buying into this drama over no cookie, which is all you are is some cooking. Secondly, real women are mystery. Once that is gone, nothing is left. He told you that, Okay, you know what that means. That means you told everything. See, y'all go about this the wrong way, y'all. Y'all think it's being honest and open. Hey, hey, y'all better understand what this really is now. When you're talking to us what to tell a man and what not to tell a man. When you give us information, we're taking this information to use it a certain way. That's what we're doing. We're not gathering information because we care for you. We gather information because we can use it in our quest. Third, the big one, I should have not she said, I should have not fell in love. That's what she said with the married man I miss all this, all the signs of this rejection. No no, no, no, no, you didn't miss any of the signs of rejection. You didn't ask for the signs. You didn't ask any questions. What was his intentions after his divorce was over, whether you fit into the plans? How does he see you? What the big one is I'm gonna give you, is that you fell in love with a married man. You know what he says to him, You had no standards. That's all that says to him. Man, you had no standards. Now you wanta do what? Now? You wanna start practicing standards with me? I'm not really sure if you have any, because what you ain't gonna do is start practicing new standards with me and my feelings. I'm gonna going up to Jersey and get my old girl back. Man, holler at you. We gotta go email or instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at my girl. Surely Steve said something on the show the other day that I think I'm gonna do that. I have never done this. When you go to like um stories where people have stuff on layaway and if you can, if you can afford it, just pick a family out and pay the lay away off. That is so plea, yeah, you can afford it. Kind of talk show because Walmart has a tough time for a lot of families this year and they're trying to have a holiday and they ain't got much, you know, and uh margin not usually go and just go behind the counter. As people come up, we stay in the back. They don't see us. Yeah, and the lady goes, well, listen, it's four hundred, we pay it. This was a thousand we paid, Yeah, this was eleven hundred. We pay it whatever it is, and we just pay until we pay. Doing that, miniums okay, well I just need if y'all can just do, I'm gonna pay only if you care, you're gonna pay. It went down. Yeah, I thought our old seventy five. Well j came in here and put teen or you just oh sixty five put lay away away. I can say who is Jenny? And he added and he thought you might look nice with these socks, but but ja over there with tiny glances, not just here like you did a good job. Yea. So again we want to thank Atlanta Magic one of seven five five l A. K Jeels I prescription is this and the giving will continue nationwide in New York City, d C, Philly, Chicago, US, Pittsburgh, Norfolk, Charlotte, Dallas, Tampa. Tommy will be in Detroit, Carlaval in Houston handing out turkey's congratulations. It's wonderful and I ain't really trying to be stupid that that doesn't matter. Just speak food. But I'm just gonna ask because I've never seen it, but have you ever seen a turkey egg? I mean, I've never seen a turkey egg before me. They hatched like chickens too, right, How can we never see no turkey eggs? Yeah? Yeah, where are we going with this? It was just an observation, like we buy it chicken eggs all day long. We ain't never seen them. If they are landedge, that would explain that goblin. They're big. The turkey eggs are big, I'm assuming huh yeah. But I don't think female turkey's gobble. I think they make a clicking noise. It was just walking around wrong. If it's good, you're gonna goble now, I'm gonna tell you that now, why we put it's just random thingsil egg I didn't see the chicken egg. I didn't see though ostrich egg. I am not seen a turkey egg. I'm sorry. First of all. First of all, Tommy, it's not as many turkeys, and turkeys don't lay eggs like chicken. Turkey. Only ladies about one sometimes two eggs a week. Come on, But why we ain't seen them, dough, we ain't seen une we keep eating them like Easter eggs. I think this means a congressional investigation. Yeah, more of this craziness coming up right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay, this bit is called you got your priority shot prior already he is mixed up. Sometimes we do things, but we should be doing another thing, meaning the thing that you might not be doing should be the thing you should do. Meaning you've got your priorities mixed up. For instant, for instance, how about we bless the food before we take pictures of the damn for the grand baby, for the father, you know, bless the food first. I think got mixed up. That's just me. So so so. I got a friend named Lena, just brought him a brand new Lexus. He fought it, he fought it, but he stayed at his mama house. Now is that you gotta missed up? Down? He's gonna lexus in front of your mama house and you ain't got a place to stay. He go on this. I don't understand. You just barred some money from me, But then you're gonna tell me some financial advice? Right? What you need to do? Dog? What you got mixed up? Who got their priorities mixed up? I think if you're trying to make a decision on whether you're gonna buy some new clothes or some groceries to buy the clothes, something's wrong with you. You got your priorities mixed up. I'm I'm sorry. I don't mean no, I don't mean no harm. Eat your You got ther ridies mixed up. I'm just trying to figure out because I live in l A and I see this a lot. What is the cutoff age of a dude with a beard on a scale? Eat? Boyd? That's all I'm asking see it all the time. How you look like a shepherd but you on a skateboard makes no sense? Up? Okay, I gotta go your foe hunt and your transportation is a scooter? Come on now, man, either losing way to get a call. It's too much happening right here. It's too way too much. I'll tell you what time. This is something I can't understand. You see, didn't talk to me with all designer clothes on, but you got teeth missing? Where we at with this everything but down? Don't you see that's good? Your priority is mixed up? Jack and landard about the mouth when they're missing that side to side. See that man? You got one. You at the bus stop. I pull up in a raggedy car. You laughing at my car? Right? Yeah, this is this the last I got one. I got one? You got Your pride is mixed up. I'm not saying you're not right. You're just a little off kilter. You got on a Black Lives Matter T shirt that's all you wear. But all your friends just white priority. I'll tell you are you want? Right here? You're sitting in the living room playing with your kids. Uh, your kid tell you to shut up, and you do it that your priorities mixed. Hold a parent in him. Yeah right, I got one. You get arrested and your mum shot. You got on the Black Lives Matter T shirt, but you arrested for a drive by you indeed it Uh whoa that cut your priorities? Yea to the ladies, you gotta design a bag. You paid maybe seven eight hundred dollars, but you ain't got lunch money. Yeah, that ain't a good way jack, Get out of here. I got work for you. You're the president out of the United States, and you didn't took most of our money and wouldn't play golf with it. And we got plenty of stuff run here need to be taken care of. You got your pride, Yeah, you do it all said. This is just something that just personal, just to my my family and my house. You you you got a further nine in reading. You ain't passed reading in about six report card, but you know all the words to CARDI b bo that what did we really doing here? Come on but reading reading, red riding here? I got your priorities, all right, come on close? All right, this is a ripple right here, so get ready to go. Might not be able to use this one. You in the mall with a female chick and you didn't bost some red ball. Yeah, it's been making the money move yeah, okay, got mixed up. Okay, coming up at the top of the hour. More comedy. Uh, we'll tell you what that's all about. Right after you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Welcome to the ride. Yeah, but it's that shout out to the beautist laws. Yeah, and the body shops all the body shop still don't open the shops they changed. You can run up in there you want to. It's called the Mall of the America. Oh yeah, yeah. Shout out to Joel ostein what you better know it? This is I love that church man love it. Shout out to win the Village United Methodist Church and Jr. That's perbect perpect. John shot out to my wife and kids. Jordan is sick. Shout out to my husband and find Hey, Mama, that's that's a new his life and kids. He's never done that before him the stone cold food up until nothing history of the show. What about for the side piece? Nothing for your side piece? That can't be in the same segment, Jane, A piece, No, no, no, no, all be specific pieces. That's why right now, not all the sad. What's it sounds like you're having to be pacific show? Got quiet? You hired him, got out all the sad pieces of advice that now be terrific. Come on, would lock them up? Locked them up? Okay, everybody knows somebody that's considered good people. You know, good people keep to themselves, always speaking. My theory is locked. They ass up because they can't be trusted up to something, just something, you know what. People like that. The people who are always helping old people, always going over there. How you doing, miss Johnson? You got enupded liked as something, up to something something, you know what I'm done. People who drive the church bus singing the choir just so good to help out. Like the ass up going out here. I'm going on. You're driving the church bus. I don't trust you. Damn people something you're just driving the church bus. You ain't getting paid. Their ass up. People don't have a party. They have a party and tell you because it ignorant right here, ain't never heard of. Don't bring nothing, just bring yourself. Oh come on, like Dan's up up and sharing a lot of money in his body. People who see your trash cans out by the curb and you leave and they roll them back up to your house just to be nice. Lock them up, Lock that upbody, asked you to roll. Nobody damn dash the first person I work. You know that always that work? You got the light song. Make sure the end of that is working. You know what I mean? God donuts for every damn body. What's that about that sounds like you? Common is the commonist? Only a comment is the break? Badboy? People who come to work and speak to every damn man. Make sure everybody the cubicle. How you doing today? I want your weekend and your damn been there? How my weekend was? What you up to? Why you got to know about people's weekends? Dass up? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. People are always looking out for you, you know, like if you go out of time to make sure to get your newspapers and stuff my stuff, pilot, I don't need no, I don't need to my male Why are you looking at my male? Did I ask you if the male man keep living it? There? Damn it? You do the same damn thing. Yeah, you do the same thing I like for my male, pilot. You know what? The people are always having baked sales. Oh, we trying to raise money for the neighborhood. What is that about? You're bringing baked goods at your house and sell to people in the neighborhood. You're up to something. You don't know a body in the neighborhood. You know people who bring soup over to your house when you're sick. I heard you was under the weather. I brought you some soup with nobody asks you for no damn. Yeah. So your car broke down and somebody just pull over and fix your car, always picking up the tab always, I got it, I got it, I got too good jobs. What is that about it? I got to give him a side out? That about you buying Sally? Yeah, babysit because my kids over that with you? What is that about ken? Did anybody asks you to be nice? Oh? Man, man? What about it? I'm a woman. I dropped something on the floor and the guy picks it up. That's a true statement. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, here's the question, who should host Thanksgiving dinner? Boy, this year has gone by fast. The relative with the bigger house is a question or the relative who is the better cook? The better cook? Yeah, Thanksgiving us about food. I'd rather be crowded in the food and we're just sitting way away from each other, complain eating green bean casserole. Heyagine trying to drop. There's an echo of the house is so big. Interesting hatch one kid crabs out. They're just holing across the big empty house. It's big, but the food ain't good. I'd rather be in that tight sitting the elbow to elbow watching the game. A dressing whisper. They sit right next to you. Hey man, if you ain't gonna eat all your hand let me hear that. Right. Hey, look, if you ain't get enough clanberry suf so I got plenty on my plate, just reach on. Ok. Yeah, how bought that sleet potato pie? Man? Go to the projects with some good food? Yeah, anywhere, man, keep on outside checking on your car, and keep coming back here, go back in, just saying you gotta do ut your car, and I'm going out here and see if everything all right. Earl your turn, check on the car. Man, ain't nothing like that ghiblic graving man, and go over that addressing that right there, doesn't Do you know how to make that? I don't. I don't know. I need I need. I need to study that on with one of my aunties and think of that I ain't got how to do that. It's an art to g I love dressing. Marjorie makes the dressing every year, and all her family asked for panza, really addressing, dope dope, and we deep fried to Turkey. Your son has to build butter ball deep fry your son Turkey got the only thing I used to do. Everything I did, I did the yam oh really stop doing that? Why oh you don't have to anymore? No, my mama, Oh yeah she could man man, Mama bridge that girl. Did you say her banana pudding? You don't even understand though you the song? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that shirt, you know that shirt. But I've heard him talk about her banana pudding before. Let me tell you something. Banana putting her strawberry cake fry cake, strawberry cake nuts on outside. Man yummy cake with strawberry When you say you ain't no strawberries, it's just strawberry flavorful Okay, it's sweetest icing and pink cake, but it's got nuts all over the outside of it. It's kind of it reminds me of German chocolate cake, but it's all pink o favorite German chocolate. That's Marjorie's favorite. It was my favorite to Marjorie can make a German chocolate cake and listen to me. And I'm not saying this because I'm married to because she's not listening. Her German chocolate cake tastes just like my mama German chocolate cake. Oh, that's that's major. And if it didn't, and if it didn't, I wouldn't say it. Huh. But a black person make a German chocolate click. Ain't it a black cake? It ain't. It's no number at you got one. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Twell. People Magazine says the country music star and judge on the Voice, Blake Shelton is the sextiest man alive. Blake laughing, And you're right, he's cute. Everyone got, Everyone Got out of Vine? Everyone got that? Yeah, has had the title. Okay, people know that's what I'm saying when when he made it probably yeah? Yeah. I like him. I don't like him. I love him. Yeah, he's one of the coolest dudes on TV. Yes, I don't know a damn thing sexy about it. I don't think sexy, though I'd like I said the same little shirt any day. The other judge on the show, Adam Levin, everybody got when he was named sexiest man before. Yeah, but like Shelton, Yeah, a lot of people are saying when Stefania's man. Okay, other sexy man on the list, Tommy, you love it well, you Lovemmy, Tommy, let me let me Tommy old did you say, Tommy say Tommy? I did not say that, but I ready for it, stern No, I did not say that. Tommy loves this show This is Us and Sterling K. Brown from This is Us is on the list. I can see that. Yeah. Oh yeah, fifty cent is on the list. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's a rapper, producer, and actor. He's a triple threat. So that's sexy. That's confident. Kofi Serio b siriab from a Queen Sugar. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's a good one. He definitely should be in there. He was. Yeah, he was on Girls Trip in the movie Girls Trip. Yeah. He was voted sexiest Yeah, breakout star, sexiest breakout Star okay. Other nominees include Brad Cooper, Shamar Moore, uh and voted get this Guy's voted sexiest smile. President Barack Obama when Sexiest. But we didn't do this one, Tommy. Okay, man, you gotta have one that somebody got to see it. Kid Harrington, Kid Harrington sexies but he's John Snow from a Game of Thrones. Yeah, and we and we see it a lot, you see it a lot, a lot of stuff going on in beach scenes over there. Yeah, Okay, here we go. Still Sexy List. They also released They're Still Sexy List People Magazine Brad Pitt from Richard gear, Yes, from Matthew McConaughey from two thousand five, George Clooney and Tom Cruise and also Dwayne Johnson. Still Sexy and of course you know time Still Sexy List. Say, girls watching yet embarrassed? You've been losing to Dynzy on my whole roof for him. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Um, coming up next? Should you bring your new friend your boyfriend your girlfriend? Should you bring them home for Thanksgiving? Mm hmm uh. This is a story it since making a decision about whether or not to invite your boyfriend home or your girlfriend home for Thanksgiving is never easy, especially and if if it's new. Dating experts recommend asking yourself. Five important relationship questions before inviting anyone home for the holidays. Number one, how long have you been dating? Okay, the short of the time period, the more likely he or she may not be the same. Uh, you know you may not be around next holiday season, so you never know given time. Okay, is it worth a potential discomfort of bringing someone who your family will never see again? So think about that. Number two, how committed are you if you're only like casually dating, you know, if you're just kicking it or or seeing you know, if if you haven't really been seeing this person for a real long time, haven't made any you know, any commitments, you know, we go together, anything like that. Don't bring anyone home. Uh, go alone? Spend some quality time. Yeah you know that old school term. If you go together, we go together? You know, just go alone. Spend some quality time with your friends and your family. Okay, that's the best thing, the best way to handle that. Number three, are they really serious about you? Are they really serious about you? Really? See? What the reason you bring somebody home? No, it's because you think, yes, you've got something you do, but do they feel the same. See that's the problem though, because they didn't lie to you and made you feel that way, and they just want to gotta people to the house. You think you should. Yeah, you gotta bring them on because you can find out a lot quicker everybody and bought somebody home they ain't no, yeah, okay uh. Number four, how formal is your family? How formal is the dinner going to be? If it's a casual dinner, you know, then you can bring a friend that you're that you just started dating. You can bring the movie. Yeah yeah, leave that decision up to him or her, and don't sweat it. What you're like the ones you see ayody sit around the table? Yeah, me and got there? Don't bring them? And and number five, what is your life stage? They're saying, the younger you are, the longer you should be dating someone before bringing them home for Thanksgiving. Now, if you're a little older, it doesn't take as much time to figure it out. So there you go to answer your question. I hate new people in my house. I had to watch them. I'm sorry, there ain't nobody coming to my house. I got to watch you think they might steal them? You know, your relatives that bring people with them. I hate that. No, no, nothing that can't happen. That can't happen. I hate that. Man. What's gonna happen is you ain't getting there and you're flying looking through the window while you guys ain'ty turkey and she. First of all, let me play something. I got a gate. When you rain my gate, I got camels everywhere. You can't even see my camera. You had the gate. Now as soon as you come up on my screen, I looking at seeing some people in a carn't know I gonna sit down. You just leave them at the gate. I ain't got open this gate. We're here. Oh man, I hate it. Man. I know it's Thanksgiving, but we're not here. I can see the turkey on the from here, but but we're not there, the turkeys there. You wouldn't leave somebody outside your house and eat comfortably. I've done I've done it. I've had him look up and see me in the window, and I still look back at him and turn my head like I don't even see it. Man. I've had people call me listen to this. I've had people call me. I answered the phone on my cell phone. They said, hey, man, I was just at your gate and your God told me, you weren't now, but I saw you up that are your car smoking a cigar? Trying to hide it. I looked down there and saw him at the gate. The God ain't let him in, So now he talked, he's gonna call me on myself. Dog, Your God told me you wasn't now, And I said, you up there, I saw you. I pointed at and God turned around and saw you. He said, sir, he's not here. He said, So, man, do you just tell your God to tell people you ain't that? Yeah, he said, but I saw you. Okay, what did he tell you though? About me? I see your ass Joe waving this gate? Oh man? Me as he helped everybody. We get people out of jail. You have nothing. People on Monday's shirt, Tom, I've helped you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, somebody I'm helping me and told me just deal with our issues. Here we go, let's go get this issue out. What what what is this? She tom? Me? I compliment you early in the show, didn't not, Shirley? Yeah, as a matter of fact, you did, You really did, And we were all shocked. Shirley's confirmation don't mean nothing to me? What just because I talked about you threw me on at the bus yesterday. He actually you walked under Shut up, Joe. Hey, y'all, look ahead at your morning man. 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