Y'all know what time. If y'all don't know, y'all bag at all, suit all looking back the black dog giving them more, just like the molding buck things. And it's tough, y'all to be true. Good Its ste how guy listening to me together for Stu bar to hand quick, don't you join? Yeah by joint be doing me honey say turn yeah, you go. You gotta turn the turn turn you lovely got to turn out to turn water water go. Come come on your back, Uh huh, I sure will A good morning everybody. Y'are listening to the voice. Come on now, did me if you will? One and only Steve Harvey got radio show. Okay, sure, be honest with y'all. Was rushing, rushing this morning. So but that's what it takes. Sometimes sometimes you have to put forth a different kind of effort, you know. One of the things about being successful. And I was sharing this just the other day with a young man and he asked me. He said, hey, man, I just don't see how you get up that early in the morning. I just don't see how man, it would it would kill me to get up this early in the morning. Well, I sat there and I'm listening to it because it's just a thou sometimes I've heard it, you know, and my life is, you know, not too different from a lot of people's lives. There's a lot of people out there to rise early. And I guess I don't know. I don't know what he wanted from me or how he wanted me to take what he said. But I just sat there, you know, just indifferent to the tones because I've heard it so many times. I don't know how you get up that early anymore. I don't know how you do all them jobs. And I just sit there, man, because I first of all, I'm grateful to be able to have a job. I'm so grateful to be able to do one and several that I happened to enjoy doing. I mean, you know, it's work, and it's difficult at times, but it's I mean, you know I wanted this. You know, you gotta you know, you can't ask God and then he give it to you. Didn't be mad that you got it. Don't make no sense. You know you're asking for something, me give it to you. The problem with asking God for stuff is a lot of times we're asking for stuff we don't really know what all it encompasses, what all it really is. And I asked for this. Now along the way I've gotten far more than I asked or I want you to do. Understand that, and um, you know that's that's his grace at work in my life. But I get up early and I go to work because I do understand something that it is not walking up to you. Nobody walks up to people normally and just hand them checks all the time, and enough checks to sustain your life, and not only sustain it, but to have a life that where you could enjoy and do some of the things you want to do. That's I don't know the person that walks out hands out that money just to be doing it. And then with a lifestyle though, where you can you know, give your kids a Christmas, you know, take your family on vacation, you know, a year once a year. I don't know, nobody passed not to kind of money. So I get up early in the morning. I get at it. I was taught to get up early in the morning by my father because my father says, ain't none gonna come to you, Why are you laying there? And you know what, It's just true, man, it's just little common sense. Love old people smart man, they've been around long time. You don't get you know, some old foods out there, but you know you don't have to deal with them. But the old people are pretty smart man. They've learned a lot along the way. And waking up early and getting out of it is one of them things. And I ask everybody man to think about this scenario of your life. I just want you to just I want to show you some numbers. If a day has twenty four hours in it, and let's just say you choose to sleep eight of those hours because they tell you you need eight hours sleep, so you sleep eight hours, that's a third of your life asleep. Already, just a third of your life is spent asleep. If you're gonna do eight hours a day, you understand that a third of your life is spent asleep. Now, let's say you have a job that you work eight hours, and it's not the job of your dreams. It's not your dream career, your dream profession. It's just the one you took, like all of us, to get its stalled it and then, like all of us, some of us end up having the state there because we've created these bills, and we can't because we check the check. So we can't leave it because we'll lose what what we've worked for. So let's just say you got a job that you go to work too for eight hours. That's another third of your life. That's two thirds of your life spent doing something. How do I put this to you? Oh, let's all right, like Steve, just leave it. That that's two thirds of your life. Feel how you want to feel about your two thirds when I like sleep? Okay, cool, that's a scripture about that too. But now you spent two thirds of your life one on a job you don't care for if you're not happy there, or one that just pays the bills and it's not your dream job of career. Another third of your life is sleep. Oh now, let's hold on. Let's talk about the one hour of preparation that it may take to get to the job. Let's just say you wake up, you know, brush your teeth, shower, or have a little breakfast, get dressed. Let's just say that's an hour. So now we're talking sixteen hours, eight hours sleep, eight hours on your job. That's sixteen hours you got already time one hour. That's seventeen hours. Let's say your drive time, let's say getting to your job, for the average person, is anywhere between thirty two an hour. That's an average of what it takes the average person. Now some people out there hustling the way harder than that, but let's just say your average is an hour getting to work. You had another hour to that going to work. You've now spent eighteen hours out of the twenty four doing something that's either nonproductive, you're not happy with, you're not pleased about. It's not your dream job, it's not your dream profession. And the rest of the time you sleep. Eighteen hours. That's going to work. Now you gotta come from the job, so let's just say it's another hour to get back home. That's nineteen hours. Nineteen hours out of a twenty four hour. A third of it you've been asleep. A third of it you've been on the job that you're not happy with. You took an hour to get ready to go to the job that you're not happy with. That you've just been a third of your life sleeping to get ready for. You spend an hour getting there, and you spend an hour getting back that's nineteen hours out of twenty four hours. You now have five hours left in your day. Oh you watch TV two times, two hours a day. Okay, excuse me. Let's put now you put two hours of TV on that you've just been twenty one. You now have three hours in the day to do something super productive for the development of yourself and the future of your family, and your future as a person and what you can provide for your family. Oh, I need to chill. I need to smoke one. Oh I needed some time it happy. How seemed like all I do is dry to work and go to work. I'm gonna go out with the fellas drink one. Okay, Let's say you spend two hours at Happy I nobody go to a Happy Hours just for a hour. Let's say he's been two hours at Happy all smoking awesome video games and throw that in there. Two hours of smoking, chilling, reading the paper, video games. That's twenty three hours of your day going. Don't you see how your day slips away from you? So why would you get up early? You get up early to get a jump, You get up early to produce, to plan, to become productive. You get up early in the morning to care about every single minute of your day. You wake up early in the morning because you have a plan, a mission, You have something you want to accomplish, So you wake up early, and you as the earlier you get up, the more time you have just for you to devote to your plan. You map it out, you make some sense, some emails, you do some Google searches, whatever it is you need to do to get your dream under way. Then you go get ready, Then you it in your car, go to work. Then you go to your job. But on your job, instead of sitting at your lunch break messing around with a bunch of people laughing and talking about nothing, playing dominoes, why don't you take that hour to do some more research, to do some more Google it, to send out some more emails, to put some feelers out there, to see what can get you in the place that you want to be. Then when you get off, instead of driving straight home, why don't you go somewhere in a meeting, you know, take in a session with some people in a positive mental state. Some people are doing you know, self help groups or group of people that get together network for business. Why don't you take that two hours and devote that to that business idea. You got. No human being has more than twenty four hours a day, including myself, But if you care about every single minute of that day, you'd be amazed at how much you could get accomplished in a twenty four hour day. But you can't get none of that happening because you sleep. You're listening. She's Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ladies and gentlemen, barns and girls, animal trainers, squarel owners, those who have gerbils, animals, dog catches, people who build and make bad traps. We are here. This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We make bad traps. It's new. We've never done it before, and we just started making them their bad traps for bears. George Wallace, Mama, you mean pretty early for that one. She's pretty fish. Get on that out, have your attention, please. One who has ever thought of possum was in a vehicle. Let me have that. Welco to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, live in living color, vivid all the way from out West Clean Cross to Becky Levity Enjoyment. Surely, what's some color hate, what's some crew? Hey? I'm like you know I don't live that over here. It was. It was really really but a very obscure reference that did not was not a live to nobody whom the other comedians set here was talking about, Oh we've been in bedtrack. What bad George Wallace mama boy and he just worked with George w y Man. But my mama joke like that to me and I it was not your mama. Joe's mama, Jorge, his mama's right, Dan Junior, Morning Morning, Everybody food number one, Yes, sir, Top of the Morning, Top top top. We had to say nothing to the other one. We know he got in the show. Anybody man asked him nothing and he had to about You knew this when you hired him, though one. You know, so you can't know the actual range. Yeah, over natural born food. You can't know because I started myself sometime. Yeah, I was gonna tase. We've learned that. You that's true. The range in which we can go is just it's it's emmits man, it's it's I've gotten in so trouble with people, cities, whole damn country, with man at me and little people. It doesn't matter. Ain't got man more. You can't tell a joke. No more time to go to break and when we come back, Steve something funny. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's time for something funny. Jay or excuse me, Reverend ad Noid, Reverend Adnoid. Let's do the call and response and explain that again what we do, what we do. We preach it today. Okay, because we do. You need a respirator. Everything the sound clumped up to you what vix, vapor, rubb and all of that. Just to the restork none of networks, none of networks. We were gonna be reading a sermon today. We'll be reading from the Book of Gap with little start up from the Gap Man Get Band, Get Band texted beginning complaints from some of the younger members that the sermons have been a little old, outdated. So we go do is go mix Gap with the Book of Riata. Okay, start us from the Book of Gap and they will go into I'm fun. Oh, I'm okay, I'm fun. Little start from the Book of Gap. And to hear him when he says no, no, no, no, no, no no no no, sure, I'm cutting you off. I wish I had some help today okay, yes, lord a men, go right there anyway, We're gonna right the Book of Gap, okay, and then we'll go in keep the Book o Rihanna. Dude, color response. You need some vix all over your face and your chick sound weird? Yeah, right ahead, okay. Started from the Book of Gap into the book right ahead. Read it ooops upside your head, say oh, blow it down. First of all, yeah, I'm sorry, it's all right. Say oops outside your head, say oops upside your hand. To read that again, because those are great words. Did you see what you said there? Oops? Upside your heads up? Oh, I wish I had some help. You better preach, Reverend Nor, you better preach. Say it again, read say oops upside your head said oops, upside your heads upside your head. That's great text right there, that's great text right now. Couldn't you just switch it up to the Book of Rihanna. Go up to the Book of Rihanna. And you got me? Let go? You got me, let go? What do you want from me? What do you want from me? If I had a crowded head of some people to preach to, Oh my God, stay with me, stay with trust me, trust me. I'm going somewhere with it. May look like I'm not going nowhere, but I'm going somewhere with us. Go right ahead and read that over again. And you got me, and you got me let go, you got me, let go. She said you got me, not let do, meaning you had me, but left meaning to take the word go from you got me, you don't have me no more. Oh hit the mic. So how does my upside the head go with that? Because I'm reading texts for the younger and the older, all to bring the chick the Book of Rihanna, sir, and I tried to buy your pretty heart, but the price too high. Well, try to buy you're pretty hot. Price is too meaning he can't do it? Amen? Amen, Amen, Amen, go right there? Amen, right there? Did the church just put it? Amen? Right there? Amen? Right. I wish I had some help to follow me. I'm following me, follow me. I'm going somewhere. I'm gonna towel us upthing together. Okay, I'm gonna tell it's something together. You know it looks loose right now, it seems all yeah, but it's going somewhere. Alright, Baby you got me, like, oh baby, you got me lego did you swallow your tongue? What was that? Hello the moment? This is such a for text. It makes me baby, you got me like, Oh, keep going, I know I pay the man. You love when I fall apart. You love when I fall apart, fall apart. You love when I fall apart, when I don't have it together. You love that when I'm not together. You love when I fall apart. And then we go back up to the top again. And you got me. You let me go, and you look when I fall apart. You see what I want? I can you drop the text down? Someone? Go down and deep into the deep into the message. Read down deep into the uh say oops upside your head, oops up back to the older people in the whoops upside the head. Now I want all you gappers apple and finger snappers, finger snappers and you toe tapper and love rappers. I need to just wrap it up right there. I'm done. Yeah, you read it, close it again. I'll read it again. Okay. Now I want all you gapers, gapper and finger close this thing. Read now. I want all you want. I want you to read it and didn't close it all up. Now I want all your gappers and finger snappers, your toe tappers, and you love rappers. That is a powerful message. Enjoy your day, make something of yourself. All right, run that brankback with the nephew coming up. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Come on, nephew, it is time for you to run that prank back fairly. This is one of the greatest ones of all time. Really well, when the nephew Frank's his uncle Steve's this show is ignorant. He's still like a pastor. Here you go. So what did you saying. I'm saying to you. Did he chelling on everybody? He's chicking. Ain't got nothing to do with me, man, That ain't my book. That's his damn book. Put him on the phone next I can tell him I don't always stand to Steve. He ain't writing about you. Ain't even tall on me, even tall on my boys. He's telling on everybody. Man. He goes this book. Ain't got nothing to do with you, man, No, nobody's book. Dud got something to do with me. Because everything to stay then run us. He was growing up from the hood telling on everybody, and I'm tired of this. He ought to go somewhere and sit down. Dog dog, you gotta be get right with your girls that if he's stolling my girl, he ain't got no business coming in my house in my car telling every damn thing. Hello, Who who is it? What is it? Hold on? Man, this Steve Harvey? Who is this? This is your tea? Man? Listen here, man. Okay, I was gonna phone with your neckt you and I'm just saying this to you. Steve. Okay, hold up till you dude. I see you on the front of essence. I see you on the on the family field, on your radio show. So why don't you go somewhere and sit out and quit telling on everybody what I mean? If I'm everything, Steve, I'm riding the car with my family. I gotta turn my radio off because you're telling game. We grow sticking together. If I'm running the middle game and make my hands meet or whatever it is, that's my goodest. You ain't gonna on me. Hold on, hold old women, First of all, I don't know who you are. I know you're done. I know who you are, and we listened to the show had first time. You're gonna do. Then back up a little bit. Dull because you're talking to me plays if Steve, ain't nobody scared of you because you got money. I just say't nothing doing no money, and I ain't gonna be too many Listen a minute. It's just enjoy your life. You find the perfect white you. You found the perfect person, the perfect relationship. Okay, that's good. God, clem, don't put God in this. Lead God out of this because you ain't calling from the God. Ain't gonna s people killing me with that part right there, God bless you. Don't throw God. You don't want God bless me because you're talking too crazy to me. That's for starters right there. But since you're talking crazy to me, let me turn you onto something. You at the running game. That's your problem. Run your game. You can't get mad at me because I'm doing what I do to man, y'all kill me. You out there doing what you want to do, like you all of this right here. Then you're coming to me because I'm trying to empower somebody. I don't give a damn about you. Man, see on how you want to feel about me. But what you ain't gonna do though, it's talk to me like you Clay because I ain't bring this thing. Let's make the player feel fail. Okay. You got the airwaves, you got the microphone, you got the ability to touch a lot of people. Okay, and you're just telling you're a walk keep talking, hold of hold on. This ain't got nothing to do with the air waves. This ain't got nothing doing with the media. That's just me and you talking. I can't talk to you personally perstantly. Me and you can talk anything. I don't talk me in there you're called you're talking all this. Ye had seen his people like you, man, dog. You know why I wrote a book in the first place, because you're always somewhere trying to act like you're something that you ain't. Now you've got the sauce on the phone. Now you're trying to mink about money, and to me, it's just me and you're just two men talking. Not what you want. And if there's two men then talking there from one man to another, watch you get from where and sit down it quick telling. First of all, I ain't got to sit down. You're already doing nothing as it is. She was strown as somebody go out and do something, trying to do something positive. You've got someone shaking big chilly wags like you sitting up in here. Man, want him to go to sit down somewhere. I ain't gonna sitting down, no damn where you can miss me with that. I say what I want to say. And who are you anyway? You ain't even doing nothing. Don't tell me I ain't doing nothing. I'll tell you what I am doing. I'm trying to do something. Every time I take a step, you take two steps. I can't manna killing who? Hey, yeah, you don't kill me. Why don't you quit trying and do something? You won't killing me? Man? With that on you trying to do something? Why don't you do something? Dog? You shouldn't have been really talking to me about what you're trying. You ta selling that same thing to your people. You're trying winning your tie to me and trying still when you're gonna do something, I'm doing something right now. You're talking here on the floor. You can be improving your relationship with your girl or who are you trying to get it together? But you're on the phone with me complaining because I don't wrote a book. Then don't read the damn book. You probably ain't read it. No way, and don't watch the TV show. You probably ain't working enough to play the bill. Noh, I let me wait a minute. Do you don't know nothing about me? Okay? You don't know nothing about my finances? You know what I won't about your finances? This about you as a man? I think you wrote man if you don't what y'all Kimmy, hear what y'all do to me? What y'all do to me? Y'all always talking to me on the email somewhere, you're always on the blog talking about me. You don't even know me. Then when you give me face to face, you want to bring up money. This concepts ain't got nothing to do about money. I ain't brought him money one time. It's about man who Now, why don't you do that right there? I meant, no, Steve, it ain't about money now because you're got, Okay, because you got when you wasn't broke. I bet that woun't you're at it? I want just what yo a man just with? When I was broke, I was working. I wasn't sitting on the phone crying to some other men by what he making me feel with my wife. Yeah, and time I take a step forward. You got me, took me to step around. That's why you ain't take a step give me. I'll tell you something because you got Franks. Excuse you. I just oh God, call you back, dog man. Just doing my duty, that's all. Just doing my duty, that's all. You didn't get it one day, you know, not yet. But I'm praying for you. That segment is Judy's eating in his mind. I don't no doubt. Yeah, I know what it's. You know, No, it's not at least time me at the end. Let them off the field. Yeah, we just leave your mess out there hanging. You don't apologize. It's a joke of nothing. If they're in the news, you get to see these people. What was that? He's the one that's gonna see him. Yeah. Has anyone ever said anything to you, Steve about these looks or anything but Jake put Frank anything? What did they say? Who wasn't it was? I had a couple of moments, just one million, and you know, you know line, I hate the morning anything, Damn, Steve. I thought we was cool. We're all cool. What changed? It was too far? Let's uh so what do you do? Just walk away? Yeah? I thought we was cool. What's going on? Please? Good to see you look at good. You're looking good man, kind of wife, good family, good man, man, God bless you man. Okay, all right, well, all in a day's work. Hey, that's what it is. I can't believe you didn't know some of this stuff when you hired. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Most of our listeners are at work right now, guys. And guess what what? Job interviews are useless? Uh? This is according to a new study, job interviews are useless. We've all gone through job interviews. This one you just called me. Well, it's a good thing because it would have been it would have been qualifications job interviewed news. According to a new new survey and a new study, job interviews are useless, especially if those job interviews are free form recent and ours would be free form. On this particular job, researchers found that people have too much confidence in their ability to make accurate judgments from face to face conversations. Now. Because of this, interviewers ignore other important important information, such as the past job performance or of an applicant and other job related skills the applicant might have instead, they allow themselves to be charmed into hiring the wrong person. So Steve Jr. Jay Tommy, Uh, about your first not this job interview, but tell us about your first job interview. Oh, I had a job one time. This true story. I'm gonna make up some other stuff later on, but this right here is true. I had a job. I was very tiny, head of the boy and small, and I had a job at the car wash and the car shells place. And I would set back the speedominans, you know, so so it looked like it was a new car, you know, like it was three thousand miles. I said it back to like a thousand miles. And I didn't have the interview for that, just because I could fit my ass up under the dashboard. And then I was turning back and I was, you know, I got so fat I couldn't get up under the and I lost that job. I didn't last that long. Get somebody else, yeah, get somebody to sit back. I was an old, dominant set back. I know you have a story about interviews. Yes, I know you do. I was an interview one time for this job after I got laid off at Forward. It wasn't that good a job. I just needed work, man, I just needed some work. And I'm sitting in this interview at a insurance company. But it was a debit insurance company. I ended up working for Commonwealth, but I interviewed for another on a competitor, and it was just real rank. Debit insurance companies is rank. It's nothing but a rip off. And I'm sitting down an interviewing. This fat dude is interviewing me. And I got my little suit on. I'd impressed it out nice and everything. So he says, uh, so tell me why I should hire you? And you know, I was so. I just my third interview with this ragging as company and it was kind of pissing me off, you know, so he said, so tell me why shout high you. I say, I'm about as good. I'm really so to tell you truth, I'm I'm about as good as anything sitting in here right now. Okay, I don't see nobody around here that I think could outsail me or anything. He said, You're just basing that on the way people appear. I said, noncious, how I feel about myself? He said, so do you think you could outsail me? Asked when the interview didn't do Yeah, I don't really see you beating me doing nothing. My boss, he said, he said, I think you should leave this interview because there's no way with high a person is arrogantly said, man, you're fat. You know the word fat. Bestard blows anything. Nobody was just in your eyes. Nobody, nobody. I'm not getting a job. Three times right coming? Oh okay, nephew. I interviewed to be a bouncer at a strip c what hey, hey, hey man, I'm going to the bathroom. I'm not gonna sit here your little hot but I needed your money. I needed the money. I ain't never had a muscle in your chest. You know, young Ago show that is gonna bend you can. Stripper is bigger. I got in two days the strip class scripple whoop, And I lied to you that I picked up some money off the flow and I was gonna give it to it. She thought I was taking her money. And I got my brother whooping some male stream club that get of diamond, diamond. This is every day, every day day you got all smelling like victory. I was cold and interviewed on ja like peach. But can you stand yeah, man, yeah, you've been in any fights before. I'm like, yeah, y'all handle myself. Man, they too, man, she thought, Wait with thirty dollars. Oh, I never had a job interview. I had laid. My first job, though, was laying palettes of gray yawns. I quit the same day. Have you ever laid palace of y'all? No, I can't say that I have bring it. Oh my gosh, I let him Heaven. I was sixteen. I let him had that. No, no, no, nothing, you know what it is. I actually gonna tell yaws up when I see that you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, come on, Jay the Butterfly. It's it's time now, you do the introduction. You do it so well, yn't nobody bring the energy on the show like the one and I left Eugene. Oh my god, Friday is here. The holiday is getting ready to begin. Everyone is just getts so festive. It feels so good. I feel it in the air. So good morning, Shirley, carl It Jr. J Anthony Brown, Nephew, time you get morning to all of you all, say truly, truly pleasure to give you on this beautiful Friday, South, I come bearing gifts. Okay, today is about gifts. Okay, I'm excited. Carline girl, I got to hell you. Frankie Beverly made maze ready. So I have you a nice linen short set girl that you're gonna love to rock while you're in there cooking in that um a girl. You've been to be rocking up in here. I promise you you're gonna be cooking. Don't worry if you splash something out on it. Girl, do you yes, be kid with it. I got you taken care of. That was so thoughtful of you. And okay, here it is. I am so excited to give my friend. I don't know how to, said JR. Huh, you are going to rock this halter suit out and made for you. Oh my god, it's a hot to sue. It comes, but the back I have to back out. But what we gotta do is get your hand on tattoo to put back there where the back is out. It's gonna be you gonna you gotta set this place some fire. It's a how to. It comes down to the navel. Okay, what men really wear halters? He gotta be the first he got the first you got sometimes you got to break that land, you know what I mean, you got to go. They were the romper things. Now he don't want to run around, but he has a halter suit south the jacket is the jackets snug. But you still get to expose your neigh but and that's what you want to do. Drink is your neighbor gonna be out, but listen and then your back good neighbor exposing my navel. But I have come on. I don't don't hurt my finners in that way. That's on stage. You're gonna rock this and you're gonna love it. And you gotta turn your back to the audience and let him see your tattoo. We're just gonna be a hand up by to fly. Okay, WHOA your outfit sounds better than mine. Everybody want without enough for you. But that's I need to get with you before you leave, because in order of you to wear your back out, you know, we got to go through your eggs. Man, get that out of all right, all right, I gotta have move. You have a smooth bat. We gotta get some nax Emo on you. Bar. We do use Naxie anymore. You're gonna go We're gonna put this damn Noxino. Alright, coming up after the break to Anthony Brown is here to murder another hit. We'll be back at thirty four after you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Coming up next, it's Jay Anthony Brown with another murder that another murder hit. The song, Well, that's one thing about them as it hits, is to take the song that's already out and totally destroy it. The name murder the hits at least key song. We've Got Something in Common a great song, very good song. I love it, but the song is dedicated to people who have nothing in common at all, yet they remain together. Sometimes you just get sick of him. You used to be my line, but now sometimes I was staying and dead fed up. I don't want to try. You've had a brick that smash you in your head. I had you that you and I my boom, not my boot. Time for you to move. If you stay eve away, I might just want to kill you. I know you, I know you. You just can't take the truth. We ain't got nothing in coming. I'm just being honest, will you? We ain't got nothing in coming? Hell, I'm being honest. Will you it's time for me to set for self freak. You bring the heat eyt of me. I will be catching that t is such a stupid fool. It's time for me to set for self freak. You bring the head eye of me. I'll be catching net is such a stupid We ain't got nothing in coming, and I'm just being honest. Will you say, we ain't got nothing in time coming. I ain't got nothing. Don't stop, I'm just being honest. You bring the hay to eye. I hope you catchaship where you have nothing coming with yah. Yeah, yeah, that's amazing youze that. I think when they walk in the door and they when they come back from wherever it is they've been, and they come back and they go, hey, that's it right there. That's what I can't stand about your when you say, hey, how you doing that? How you doing See? That's the thing that's making me man right there, that I spoke that you spoke good morning. What's so good about it? If you hear that one get to that point when the relationship is empty, everything is wrong, all of it's on your last note. Everything they do, the breathing, hey, I just the way you breathe. My girlfriend can stand away or has been shooting his food. She was done. They divorced shortly, shortly. You choose something one more time. You get on my last I had a girl. I had a girl told me she didn't like my cologne. You know, we was only like David for like you know, about five or something like that. Avon Why Devon by de Yeah, that was that was colder stuff I ever smelled in my life at that time, at that time. Oh yeah, okay, that's a big okay when lack of fail hit the scene. What the cold is the coldest stove boat? Well all time with Polo? Oh, get out of here, totally disagree, k kidding me? Anybody? Grand flat brute brute by fabru j It's not a colone. I just love to wed smell touched it red? Are you kidding me? I? I wish we had time to tell me right now. That's a great one. All right, coming up the nephew and the prank phone call? What you got? I got one? Yeah, I'm gonna keep it stupid, I promise you. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we're back coming up next, got the prank phone call Tommy. All right, don't you hold tight? I got you know, I got a couple of winds and pranks. I'm popping on y'all. Y'll checked us when I hit it. I've been to surprise you. Hello, I'm trying to reach Calmen. Please. Oh who's calling? This is the half style Surrenzo. Oh great, great? Hey, we were waiting for you. Hold on a second, I'll get her. Hello. Hi, is this is this Calming? Hi? How are you good? Great? Listen? Um? This is a half style it' I'm supposed to be there to do your hair for the wedding. Hey are you lost? Uh? No, I do have a good Just there's something that has come up and I kind of need to discuss some things with you. Are you kidding me? Let me ask your way. You know I'm getting married in four hours? Right, I do know, I do know. Let me ask you this. What time actually is the wedding? Is it at five or six? The wedding is at five? Okay? Um? What have you done to your hair so far? Nothing? You have the hair I'm waiting for you to put weave in my on my head? Right? Um? Oh god dear, No, you're on your way right. This is a joke. No, this is not a joke. I've got I've called my mama, fine, tell him to come here. And I I don't have a stolars today. You came highly recommended and I've already given you a deposit. You you should be on your way. I do understand that, though, and I don't mind giving you your deposit back. I'm no, that's no, that's not what I want. I need you here to do my hair. I have no one here to do my hair. I've already paid you. I understand this. Dear, calm down, Listen, this is what I want to do. Okay. I do have someone that I can send that it's going to do an outstanding job for you. Okay, But I'm not. I've gotten into a spat with Oliver, and I just it. It's a very is Oliver. Oliver is my friend, and we've got Are you kidding me? It's been a serious, serious, serious blow up. This is the most important day of my life. And you're not coming to do my hair. You're not taking care of your business because you've gotten into a fight with your boyfriend. Listen, I'm not gonna go back and forth with you about this. I've I have argued with him all night. I'm not going to go back and forth and argue with you as well. Yeah, I have to argue with me when I need it. For you to be here, I understand that, and I'm going to send someone there. Is one of the most unprofessional styles I have ever met in my life. I cannot even believe you're doing this. Listen, I'm trying to deal with you on a professional level, but you're not because you're not here. I understand that, and I understand I'm not trying to to to rain on your parade. And professionalism went out the window when you called to say that you can make it because you were in an argument with your boyfriend. What I'm not gonna do is go back and forth with you. Somebody to find him, find um, tell her to come. Where is everybody? Mama? Please get him to the phone. Oh boyd, listen, what have you done to your hair? Okay? Has it been washed? Yes? Okay, so it's just waiting. Is that what's going on? Yes, that's what's going on. Have been done? Have you been under the dryer at all? No? Okay, So is it still there? What are you asking me questions? You're very trying to get someone. I bring when I send someone and I want to send them in there. Yes, I'm sitting here with wet hair. Has your has your makeup been done? No? I'm waiting for you to do my hair. I cannot believe this. Why are you asking me these questions? Hold the police, don't ones like Oliver. I'm not gonna go I'm Oliver. I'm not. Oh my god, I'm not gonna This is crazy. I'm not going to talking now. Let me take care of the clos I'm not going. Hello, are you kidding me? Listen? Is there any way you could possibly push the wedding back to seven? You are crazy? You want me to change my time because you're in an argument with your boyfriend. Listen, this is the first pas, this is you are the most unprofessional thalist I've ever met in my life. And trust me, Darling, I will put the word out about you. No, No, you haven't make sure that you never ever do business again. Wait a minute, now, what you're not gonna you don't curse at me. You're not going You're not gonna go one in my day? I understand. There's no reason to be mad. I'm the one that should be upset. It's my day. You're not gonna talk to me like this. He don't want to you any kind of way. I want to you call Raring money day. Hold on a second. See you got this talking crazy to me, and I'm not going to go with it. No, not what I'm not gonna do it sitting let's talk to me. No, you didn't call me a I'm not gonna sit here and let you talk to me. You know what? I wish you were coming to this church. I got your Listen. I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth with you. Now, I got someone I can send in there to get your hair done. Do you want it or do you not? Who are you sending? I am sending, Listen. I will be sending my assistant and she does. She watched his half. She's been instructed what to do. Don't worry, She'll get it to you. Don't want me to let it shampoo golf, start my hair on my wedding. Look do you want? How are you kidding me? I'm a a please. Now you need to be talking to me, not Oliver. I understand. Listen, let me take the racial voice of her voice at me. I can't do whatever the hell I want to. So this is my you. I've ruined my wedding day. No I'm not. I'm trying to get your wedding day together. Now, going to send this shampoo, go to do my hair. Cynthia is very good. She will be there at five o'clock. We will have you ready. Running starts at five o'clock. I don't know what to say. What you need to be saying, is he on your day? I'm gonna Simpia will be I don't want Cynthy, don't do my hair. I didn't pay Cynthia to do my hair. I pay you to do my hair. And if you have to bring Oliver with you, you need to come on out. Do you want to go? Oh my god? Do you want to just go with me? Okay, listen, I have one more thing I need to say. You have to say to me. The only thing you need to be saying to me is that you and Oliver on your way. You're about to ruin the most important day of my life. I am not at on your head. Yes, I'm now. Are you on your way? Yes? Or no, yes, And I have one more thing I need to say. But what do you want to say? Listen, don't, don't, don't come for me. Boy, you better spit it out. This is Matthew tom Me from the Steve Alby Morning Show. You just got pranked by all your eyes made. Oh I am going to I don't believe they did this. That's why I can't sign on, Tessa, and I'm kicking you. Was not funny, not today. This is the last thing I needed today. Do you know what they wanted me? They wanted me to get you yesterday I said no, We're waiting to the wedding day under so much pressure. I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, what is What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the last the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby, what do you think? I love it? I love it? It is now my favorite. Go right with the one in the closet. Don't come out as come listen to me. I can't do nothing for you. I'm calling a long I can see that dude sitting on the edge and trying to help. Doesn't tell him to shut up. See yes, shut your damn all right, thank you, nev listen to this. According to a new study, men who consume too much sugar, especially from sweet drinks and snacks, are more likely to develop depression or anxiety. The researchers also found that women are not at all affected in this way by overdosing on sugar. I really have cutback on sugar. But that does not mean no, I'm a diabetic. I have to. But they'll dive into eat a lot of sugar. But I'm not. I'm not a sugar dad. I'm gonna splend dad. That's the sugar daddy with diabetes. Be known what I am. All your young girls, out the girl and spend the daddy, all right? Coming up next to the strawberry letter, This crazy show right here? Lord, Hey Tommy jay cars, what's up? You know? You know what we need to give Americans to people who are gonna get to give. They don't want to fix your face when you open it, play it off. That's you happy tickets from your kids and bless their hard that's all the money they had. All right, people doing the best they can for you. You're listening show, buckle up hole, long takes or all baby letter twenty three, thank you telling me subject saying daughter with an insane mother. Hey, everybody, I am having the most crazy time in my life. My mother, who I love dearly, believes that everyone in the household is putting root on her. Me personally, I don't believe in the crap, and and I for darn sure will not waste my hard earned money on such hocus pocus. My mother has diabetes and eventually and evidently a slight case of dementia. Most of this is coming from her side of the family because they go to root workers to get spells taken off them or to cast some of their own. My father, my sister who recently, my father, my sister who recently had an ic D defibrillator. Um implanet myself and myself and myself so you can read ignorant. Let me do it myself, Let me do it right. They go to rude workers to get spaills, taking off them all the cash, some of their own. My father, my sister who recently had i c D defibrillator put in their chest, myself and I me is getting stressed out. That's how you got she met myself and up okay, are getting stressed out. She don't know how read people. I'm eager already know what she let me finish the letter getting stressed out because my mom is always accusing of harming her, such as making her sick, taking her hair out, making her look like a man, and so much other bull I tell her that she needs to go to church and pray to God. Then she says that it was God that told her that we were putting the fix on her. I can't take it anymore. What should I do? Sincerely, sane daughter with an insane mother. I don't know anything about roots I've heard about I don't know what it means anything. Uh, you know your mom clearly needs to go to the doctor and get checked out. Go ahead, I mean clearly she needs help. With all due respect though, Yeah, she needs to go to the doctor. Yeah, go ahead, I have anything? Okay? Cool? I do see you said something in the letter with all due respect, yeah, because it's her mom. What is we're interjecting respect in this letter for when it ain't nothing in the letter at all? So I don't feel like this. Look, if you can call your mama a root worker, then please let me go on through the letter and discuss your mama freely. This is really what it is. Your mama crazy and a whole family crazy going to root workers. All right, you're having the craziest time in your life because your mother, who you love dearly bleeding. Everybody in the house is putting route on it. For those of you that don't know what that is, that's some ignorant sicisfici Louisiana mess that people down south think that somebody can put a spell on you roots. That could be voodoo. You can go visit Voodoo Princess up on Route one. You can go down there. You can do anything you can, but you can't hear the bottom line. Like the lady said, it's a bunch of hocus pokers. My mother has diabetes. Here we go, your mama crazy and a whole family crazy going to root workers. First, let's kick it in with your mama sick. Throw in your mama ain't taking her instantly, take it. Throw in your mama missed a couple of shots. Taking in the fact that your mama eating pine cake on a regular basis. All right, most of this is coming from her side of the family because they go to root workers. Okay, your mama crazy and a whole family crazy going to root workers. That means they go to people with with with animal items around their neck, like chicken feed and stuff. This is the this is elementary root working you're talking about. See chicken feed is elementary. You got to have like a hang like a piece of goose liver on your neck. To get into the higher elevations of root work, you gotta find a duck bill platypus. You know what that is. That's an animal. You gotta get the foot of a duck bill platypus to really be into elevated forms of roots. You got a chicken foot. Anybody get a chicken for hell, you might want to show up with a rabbit foot. You got to get deep. You gotta get a chicken or a duck head. This is how ignorant this letter is. What you wanna do is like you don't care, like a tip of a black cat tail on your neck or something like I'm telling you stuff that if my father, my sister who recently had an I C D defibrillator plan. You know what defibrillator is. That's when like your heart go out and they put them two things on e something that clear how you do now, I don't know how you can't pack that whole thing in your chest, but obviously your family is battle then the average family. Now you got only fat people that's got these two things in their clear already we're dealing with something excess crazy. My let my answer don't have to make sense because the damn Okay, Now she gotta defibrillate the whole defibrillator they cut in manibulances. They had this point it off a chest that was really wrong. Overweight, fat route working family then got a defibrillator, which really I think it ain't a defifillating her fat behind. I think it's a refrigerator. That's what's really in your fat family chest. A refrigerator that ain't defibrillator. How you get that in your chest? Old defimulator in your chest? I think she's mispelling it here, just like she wrote all these bad words, and this is your refrigerator in your fat mama chip. Then you said accusing her of harming her, such as making her sick. Your mama already got diabetes. It's that taking her hat out. Listen to me. You know your half finning when you get diabeting making her look like a man. I underlined that ain't nobody to make your mama look like a man. You know your mama looked crazy. I don't care you wrote this letter. You know good way of your mama looked crazy. My mama has never a date looked like a man. She's been sick. My mom been down in the out. I buried my mama. At no point did my mama look like a man. Look, you're sitting up in here trying you got your mama is actually mighty Joe young, and you are trying to get her sick behind away from workers. For those of you that don't know what that is, that's some It didn't Mrs Tiffian Louisiana mess that people down south think that somebody can put a spell on you roots that could be voodoo. You need to get your mama a mirror, because at no point should your mama walk in the room and look like a damn man. We need to stop this right here, then, you say, and so much other bull I'll tell her she needs to go to church and pray to God. She do, but you need to go down there with her because the next time your mama walk in the room and look like a man. I want you to just holler at the wow, Mama looked like a man. Part two. Steve's response is coming up at twenty three after the hour. You do not want to miss this. You're listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show. But come on, Steve, Yeah, come on Steve with your response. Part two. Let's have it to the letter right now. Come on, it's gonna be different. Refrigerat what's in the refrigeration? Please back to the letter saying daughter in the refrigerator. That's in the crazy people. Let me see my father and my sister. Both of them had I c D defibrillators in planet, which is a misprinted Actually refrigerators in these fat people. And what they didn't put in them is all of the stuff that the lady need to work roots on each other, like his chicken feet, dunkheads, cattails, you know, bird beaks, lizard Paul's market teeth, Ahma dealer shell, some hot sauce, you know, just in case you get hungry. You know, you get caught out there hungry. You know, they got everything in there. Ham It's like everybody, all black people, Hamlet and a small jaw or empty man aide, All that's in there some soy milk, but it's soy milk. Now it was regular milk, but it had been in that so long, it's now soy milk. Some vaca solder, so it don't stand. Now let's get to the party. Oh, who do my mama looked like a man? Who mama looked like a man? When did your mama walked in the room and you thought it was Joe Fraze? When the last time your mama came in and you went flavor flame? You know how your white man? Do your mama look like? Mama? I've been damned westless night? Your mama looked like Westless nights. I'm what you do? What you in your mama? Root, Paul, we need to get you when you're walking the room and your mama looked like beer? Is my what you'll need to do. It's get back to this route worker and talk to him about a new route. Okay, your mama cannot be walking around looking like a man? Nah she And now on me is night at the church, and don't nobody knows. Brother, you want to stand up, mit douce yourself. I'm sister creamer. Yeah, really you are, so introduce yourself and brother, listen to me. So if you're gonna come to me as night, you can't wear no dress. There ain't no me as night. That's my mama. We gotta go email us or Instagram. That's your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at my girls. Surely okay, switching gears now, this is for you guys. According to Maxim magazine, why do you want to sleep around even if you're happy in your relationship? Okay, turns out we're all naturally a little slutty. Okay, that's what it says. As much as you want to pretend that you're the most loyal, you're yes, yes, yes, forget what's on the outside inside she excuse me, I got choked. I know it all choked up. As much as you want to pretend that you're the most loyal, dedicated, faithful, and monogamous creature on the planet, you're still a human being. Guys. There's a study that involves uh sexual stimuli a boring sex leads a person to seek out more exciting sex. In a nutshell. What they're saying is, if you want to keep it faithful, then you've got to keep it interesting and exciting in the bedroom. So Steve, here's a question for you. What do you do? And we may already know the answer to this one, but we're gonna ask you anyway. What do you do to spice things up and keep things from getting stale? Monkeys? I do it. I do it. That's just that's just go to sexual trick monkeys. You can train a monkey to work your video camera because they're trained. Some of them just being cage is just holly, you know, just smo. You know. They don't touch you. You know, some of them know how to stay up on the chandeli. You know, yeah, they're athletic. Okay, j What about you? What about you? Same question? What do you do to spice things out? Just get married again? Every time? It's so easy? You know what, This ain't working out? Junior, the young one on the show? What do you do? What do I do to spice things up? If I'm in there, I'm already of spice stuff because happened for me? You want me? Let me take my shirt off? All right? All right? Caution, caution, caution, nephew. What you got? How do you spice things up? I? Do stuff myself is interesting, Like I like, what was two weeks ago? I came in the room with just my whole body covered in mustard because my baby and I just came in with just all mustard, just spicy must I got your hot dog and your mustard. You see what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. And no dishes but mustard in your asses. I've never done it with mustard in your own. And your roll behind has not got to be pretty at all. It's not her, It just must the girl. Don't judge him. My mustard, all that steak, all that mustard you steak. Hey Julior, Jake, Hey Man's holiday time, man, We're supposed to say happy holiday there, but that we sposed holiday's people from Yeah man, y'all enjoy y'all sales, enjoy each other. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and now it is time for another episode of bad acting theater. It's the Steve Harvey soap proper, the one he's always wanted. It's called the Chapman's Ready, guys, Yes, you have the work of the bad acting. You stop in the middle of the nry just started and I started reading. Okay, ready, everybody ready, Okay, here we go. Hello everyone, Welcome to another episode of Steve Harvey Bad Acting Theater with your host and narrator me Surely Strawberry. We called this episode I got your message right here. Let's look in and see what's happening. In last week's episode, Earl suns Chester just got back from being kidnapped and was excited to be home. He went into the kitchen to make himself a peanut butter and jelly and pork rynd sandwich. Yuck, Daddy, Daddy, you didn't I didn't think you kid, I didn't think you're like I didn't think I didn't even ever see you a kid. I'm gonna go in the kitchen and make me the biggest peanut butter and jelly sandwich I can find it, and you know what, you know what, I'm gonna throw in some pork rind. Earl was mad that Frenchie, who was supposed to be played by George Wallace but was played by Tommy ripped him off for forty million dollars that he paid him to keep Chester because he let him go. I'll pay that fat no good bad acting small hat wearing old ass. Mama, you're jo't telling purple color need grow Frichard for the million dog keep that boy, and I was to never see him again. He took that money and then let him go. And Junior and me too, we're surprised to find out that KK was his mama. His mama? What what? What? What? What? What? What? You? My? What? What? What? I thought? That's right, your mama. Let's look in on this week and see what's happening with the Chapman's. This is free. Your mama full stupid. She don't even know how to leave a message. Leave a message. Look, look, your blue black rascal. You made a deal. I gave your forty million dollars to never see him again, but you took my money and you let this worthless no good. So go now here in the kitchen right now, making a peanut butter jelly and poke rand Sawers. I don't want the money, but you got to keep up your end or the boggain. If not you, you got to come get him. Please. If you don't come get him, help me kill him. Please, please have some decency. Friend. She picks up the phone because he was just screening his call. Take care of your little problems. All right, you gotta deal, but promise me that you're gonna come and get him first. Oh we we we, we gotta deal. I've lied before, but I won't right on, right on with the right on. Oh okay, he really hates that boy. Let's listen in. It's Bogard is calling Reverend ADNOI to find out where KK is. He's finally able to call after the butt whipping he got last week because the swelling just went down. This is if you was about to beat it with the women who looked like mc plead. I want to know how the phone ring first and after I'd already left the message to ring boys bad yeah, rab just Bogard. If you see KK, tell her I moved to Egypt. Okay, I'm not around. Now. Let's listen in as Junior's still taking it now. Let's listen in as Junior is still taking it all in that KK is is mama, Wait waite what what? What? Who? What? What? She's my my what? What? What? What? Take K? I thought, Hold on a minute, hold on, she's my what what? You my what? We'll get back to that. But guess what KK has found Beauregard. Oh yeah, this is uh this Rev. This is Bouregard. Like I said, if you see KK, tell her I moved to Egypt, you know. And if you ever see him, man, I'm ready to face off face to face. She got in a lucky punch, you know what. I'm ready to have it out with her one on one anytime she's ready. Kay k okay. I thought she was gonna say. I looked down and she that's what I was doing that all right, Okay, get off the phone. Punk, I'm right here. Where's my money? I told you it and not end Well. I don't find him, Jack, I'm dying. Shad shad me Ellen. I don't want to die. Get cold in him. Wait a minute, hold on, hold on sound effect. Man, I'm not finished die god, guy, I hold it. Somebody told my mom I don't want to die. Wait a minute. I've still have been a want. I don't wanted to, but I'm dead. Joined us next week for the Chapman's. This has been Steve Harvey's bad acting theater, and I got the best death ever. We gotta go to break. We'll be right back. You're listening to Steve Hardy morning showy. Heck bla bla what hey mine, No, just had a little Richard flashback. Just we heard Richard performed at our church one time. Turned it out, Lord Hammers. Little Richard was a Christian before it was a heath. I was just gonna say it. Well, good mornings. Everyone's hi college. Hey, sister all there. How are you doing? Brutal for brutal blue? Hey, Junior Mornus is still day. I see you're trying to work on your little base in your voice. Yes, ma'am trying to pick it up. That's good, Junior dad is real good. I'm proud of you. She still gotta ways to go. You know. Don want you to think cause I'm complimenting. You need to stop basing it up. Yes, ma'l. Hi jaf Sown, how are you doing today? Beautiful? Beautiful? Where is that boy you was always talking about, the one with the fat head? What? What's your name? After the white man in the wheel chair? What is your black? George Wallace? Yes that's him? Yeah, boy, I don't know where huge been a little waterheaded boy? Yeah he was. Hello Shirley, Well, hello, sister Odell. How are you? Beautiful? Beautiful? Hearts ma'am in life, Well, you asked me this every time you come on, and I have the same I'm just trying to see if he's steal which he gets, ma'am, and I have the same response for you married life is wonderful. Thank you. Well, that's good if you ever have another response that wants to be here for you, Yes, ma'am, I'm so happy that you're thinking of me. Uh huh. Well, so what y'all been talking about? What's going on innywhere else today? What's talk about? Breakups? You know? And you've never got experienced breakups and stuff down now? Almost of my husbands have passed or died that ain't real breakup when they die. Forem died for heart failure, fore Um died for just a stroke. And you had a living altogether right m hmm, Yeah, what happened that they're still living old bounds? Just as hard to kill all? Did you kill his hands? Around? Lord? A mercon? Two of them needs to just gone and push their chips up to the window. Because he ain't looking at good. Cleifers don't look good no more at all. And I can't believe I haven't married him. Why I saw him at the casino. He came up on the bus tour and he was at the casino here in a wheelchair. And then he got to get out of the wheelchair, stand on a walker to put his quarters up to turn them in. Now that's just too much you and you can't walking, you can't stand, you can't go nowhere. Luck at it. I sachade right up there in front of him so he could see this good thing was gone. Push my chips right up to the window and walk right off. Never did even look at him. I know he was in I didn't even speak. Why I'm speaking your phone, your husband X for a reason. So you left town. Ain't no Maine leave me. I live here because it wasn't no good name was in mad shape. The Lord puts up on it, you know, the lord of that voodoo. I tried one of I don't really care for voodoo. But my sister went to New Orleans one time. He came back with a chicken foot lord. Next thing, I know, his whole left side. So it worked. And then sister, O'Dell, you know what, I hate to This is the hardest for me. I think when I'm talking with you, to just bring you some bad news or some unpleasant news. You don't seem to bother you that much. You all in one, all way brainy. Well, I'm the one that talks to you mostly about you know, news headlines and things. But you can't wait to chill. Mean, what is it chilly? No? Do you remember Batman? The show Batman, m Batman, Yes, Man, bad Man. It started Adam West of course as Batman. Uh huh well, um, yes, ma'am. He passed away this week. Um, Adam West pass Yes, ma'am, Adam West, Holy, let me get you. Adam Wish, the man that paid Batman. Yes, ma'am. It's not robbing. No, no, no, not robbing, yes, ma'am. A d a m Adam Wish, Yes, ma'am. He was eight eight Ley, is you show that is Adam that's gone? Yes, ma'am. Batman the man who played Batman. Yes, okay, good Jesus, I thought you meant Alfred Lloyd Jesus Alfred Batman. What would out for the bang? Is doing that cave? All they wanted it was getting real batter down. Yeah. I used to hum the theme so on when I was bad Maid. I just put it on even shain't Batman the whole time. Did he did, he'd be down. They're gonna what bam bo oh man on this show? Thought you thought you man? Alfred the butler was gonna used to add him. I didn't really can't adam whatever I DISSI mean everything. I liked my hands on that little boy wonder though in a little punk. All right, and I tell you one thing that that boy shell would have been wondered. Oh thank you. Since you're o jail, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve and JA you guys go back. We go back, so far, so far. I mean crazy stories. It was never cable. We had a TV. Steven always tell me about how he's own insurance, and I think I'm gonna let you finish it. But the story he told about how he we're going to sell insurance to these people. Drove way out somewhere late it now way out and a couple go ahead quite a minute. They was old, and I wall it was dog where they lived. I'm sleeping and I get out there and the lady were real nice man, and she wouldn't got me some tea And I'm taking a couple of SIPs to the tea, and they were sitting there and I, you know, the one of them had to hear the age, so I had to speak a little loud. And you know, when you're tired, that takes more energy. And I'm just talking about this policy. And the guy got up and went somewhere and came back, and that stopped my momentum. So when he came back and he sat down, I was damn near gone. And I looked at him and I was sitting there, man, and I said, yeah, coming well, the couple was still sitting there. That baby was fine. I don't know, man, I have no idea how long I was sleep. But the old white people was just sitting there looking at me. But I can't And when I owed my eyes, I did not know who them to white people? Oh my god, I didn't know. I said, it's just a hot situation. Do they have me? They got the craziest son with an apt somewhere, man. I got the looking around and lady said you you are tired, Mr. Oh my god, man, I said there. Man. The only thing that clued me was I looked back down at my paperwork and it said Commonwealth and surce let me know you're an insurance agent. Because I thought it was a hostile situation. Hasn't many white polking got me out? Woods man, I ain't got no cell phone, you know, were no cellphones or nothing? No phone now, man. And they looked just like the white people on that on that cornflake box, remember oh my and Paul. Yeah, they had to pitch funk head and wy flank glass and looked like he'd kill you. Oh my god, but he's weak and people, but they looked like they were real strong too, though. Man. Man, I woke up. Man, I'm telling you, I swear to god, I woke up. I did not know who them two people was. So how did you get out for that? How was time to go? Now you've been sleeping all time. I'm assuming they didn't know, didn't do? Tell me what you need to come back when you can stay awake? Young man? Am I driving back out here? Now? Y'all gonna be uninsured? Damn man, anybody's gonna have y'all die to night. And I'm like, Donna know you were destined to do what you're doing. Yeah, your show, I show ain't gonna bring out no policy check out here. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, I want to ask you guys some questions. These are some questions, uh that we found on reddit dot com. Steve, what job do you have zero experience in but are confident you could do successfully? President of United here, Well, I could do it now. I used to didn't feel that way when Obama was in. I didn't say I got to do it at all. But now, man President, keep going there right off the top of my head. And then you didn't even make that in a question. I love that. No, this is I don't need that in I bet you I could do it. I can't do it no worse. Damn. Now I'm gonna make some mistake, But I take a couple of things I wouldn't have done, Like I wouldn't have done the travel band. I ain't saying nothing about sexuality in the military. Damn. I don't give a damn who in that kid? Yeah, I don't. And then I wouldn't have asked myself to come up there in January if I knew I was gonna be all type of huncle toms and coons. He told you to stay. Hey, Yeah, I'd never asked. I asked to come up there if I had what y'all was gonna do to me, I just said to yourself. I called the Obama transition team and everybody saying, hey, I'm not I thought I'm being a good American. I got up there, you got through with me. Actually, damn what I come up I didn't know you. I thought I was doing the right thing. I really feel in my heart I did the right thing. But you know, after that, knowing what I know now what you wouldn't asked you. I wouldn't ask me to well, I was nephew cool after that, I didn't asked a lot of people that come up there, they don't went to President man, right. You know, people don't even understand how God he don't even understand. He takes what looks like your darkest moment, and if you just keep the faith, he got something. All things work for the good. Who love the Lord God? No, I love it now. I ain't perfect, but I do love him though, and he keeps showing up in my life, man, just like you do yours. I mean, look at all the wrong stuff you've been done, and then look at where you at today. Now technically, we have no business being here. Lord Lord ain't that. That's grace and we all benefit from his grace. But we act like we don't. But you know, didn't here come them hate us? Right? All right? Here's another question, Steve, what item completely changed your way of life after you found out about it? That's a good question for you. Well, it wouldn't carry on your nephew without it. Okay, one more time asking Okay, what item completely changed your way of life after you found out about it? Like that? Tom Thomas said. Thomas said, I didn't say that was not Thomas said, I'm sorry to see. But if you ever get some real cash my third, maybe we'll continue this when we get that. You're listening to Steve Morning Show. We're back. We got time for just one more thing. Uh. Some of these posters, man, I think I think one of the biggest ones I've seen you was right here on this show. One of the biggest lies I've seen. I mean every time. And I'm just gonna put him out there because every time my dude put his call on the internet, it breaks. You know. You keep putting on the broke cars on the internet like they knew, and you just show the front of him. Whyn't your umb hood and show these engines man having the more trouble you call them broke down three years then all my cars he ro Rose Roys. They don't run, get runs. I just I didn't take the time to learn how to drive it. There was a lot of buttons on there. I was pushing that I shouldn't have been. Boy, I didn't know what I was doing. Okay, boys, I'm learning the vehicle. Now you talk about nobody helping your ass be broke down on the highway with a Rose Roys. Oh my god, they win. That's good for you. That's yet some freeway. Ain't no love broke down ropes. That was the timmy problem. Oh I don't work, I don't worry all that money. Shout a farther forward. That's not a good feeling, man, I'm taking. I ran out of gas in my Rose Rush. It was not a pretty day, pretty dangerous. I sat in the trunk because that one about to see me. They tell you that J Brown, you never get that true, true, true. He was going to places there weren't rooms. You gotta have a lifestyle, that life. Where were were you made the decision I'm getting rid of this car. I think when it when it? When I ran out of gas on Crisshaw, right, I ran out of gas on cresy Shaw and there's no I mean, Chrishall was a nice place, but broke on rolls, rods and people like. I mean, I got in the trunk. I just set up trunk and when the people came with together, right, take this card back? So what do you want to get? Dependingful in the orange one? Tommy ain't like that though, Tommy, now him. Tommy got all his cars, but he lined them up like he got some and in front of his cars like he like he may Weather here. Yeah, Tommy lying his cars up like he may Well, like they used car a lot right down the street. I will say this. I will say this. I have lied and took a picture in front of Uncle Steve's car and put that on the internet. I have done that. I'm not gonna need it. And what did what did the caption say? Oh? You know I was between the may bike and a row, I was right between both of them. Just sent it out like yeah, the nephew coming up, you know. So I kind of feel like I really wasn't line line coming up coming up. I didn't say they were my cars. I just didn't. Okay, did Steve see it? Did see he see the post? No, he wasn't even doing it in that you know, he don't do it. I got picture all in. I mean his house and it's my house. I got leave you so it was cool. Tell me with throw parties with Steve leftown. Yeah, you punched me one day, Jane my chest man. We have a fight at this age? Are we doing? Wow? Runday used to place you're supposed to be, like you gotta have a life to have a road run. Oh my god, he's hitting it right on the mail. It's like, yeah, I think I'm supposed to be in this car right now, Like you don't drive through the McDonald's. But I have rough though. I haven't got what y'all got. Here's what you gotta tell them school that came car. Oh, I see what you're saying. It's got to be a special car. But see, because I can't afford to car. Yeah, what is your main car? That was when I had that Rose Rush that was my main car. I ain't happen. I wasn't rolling that to get two cars and his main call. Yeah, what is your main call? I'm selling mine got sold, Yes, both of my cars, Yester, what car? You could have gave me the car and I wouldn't have had to buy this one you're talking about sold. Gave one of them together. One of them sounds real. Poe gave his harsh gave so jameson that the cleaner is picking up his clean U. I like to have some fried rice, you know the fried rice window. That's a nice I call your guy, thank you. Jay. Are you are supposed to hang them clothes in that? In that fact, I don't suppose. I don't have rose life and let it go. I have a pento life. Listen, y'all, y'all have a great weekend. Man, we gotta get out of here to Steve Harvey Morning Show continues Jill. For all Steve Harvey contests, no purchase necessary void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey dot com. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.