Y'all know what time. If y'all don't know, y'all back a suit looking back to back down, giving them mo just like theming buck bus things. And it's touble y'all to me true good to tea Steve how guy listening to me together for still far quickly to listen. I don't join yeah, yeah, by joining me, honey said you gotta turning? Do you running? You? You gotta turn to turn turn you lovely got to turn out to turn the water the wanter go. Come come on your back, h I show will good morning everybody, y'all listen to the bars, come on dig me not want and on it. Steve Harvey got a radio show, man on man on man. Grateful for it comes with a huge amount of responsibility. I didn't really know I was gonna have to be this responsible, you know? Um, can I share something with y'all? I started out to Finally I had gotten on track and was able to see a way to even uh pursue my dream. It has been a long, a long trip that I've been on, and I've gone through so many phases of it. It is rewarding along the way to accomplish your dreams. What I'm saying is this, let me, let me put it together, because I got so much running through my head right now. You know it's it's one thing to accomplish your dreams, but there's joy in the process of achieving it. See, some people are so caught up in the goal, the final goal, that they find no joy, no enjoyment in the process. If you have found what it is you want to do and you strike out on that journey, please understand you are far more blessed than the average person. Do you understand that to know what it is you really want to do, to find your work in life, your purpose, to find out what direction you want to go in is such a blessing. The average person, if you sit down and talk to them, oftentimes don't have their life on track. And it'd be some people that you're looking at you think God are going on because of their appearance, their swagger, or they walk like it, they talk like it, they look like it. But if you sit down and talk to the average person, the average person man does not know what their purpose is, has not discovered what they wanna do, and have no idea how to get there. If you are on the other side, of that. If you understand your purpose, if you have an idea of what you wanna be, and you are on your way there, you are truly blessed. And in that blessing, you must recognize it as a blessed. You must recognize the fact that you are you are on the right side, and that there should be a sense of accomplishment and a feeling of pride in you that you are on track to accomplish your goal. See what used to happen was sometimes I used to keep my nose so on the grindstone that I wouldn't even look up and realize. Man, hey man, I know you're trying to get here, but Steve, hold on, man, can't you see what you've done so far? Can't you find just some joy in the process. See, a lot of us lose the joy of the blessings God has given us because we're looking at the end tomorrow. I ain't there yet, You're on your way. I'm gonna give you an example. I had a friend who told me that they wanted to be a million now, and they asked me some questions and I told him, so they started the process. And I am telling you this dude works extremely hard. So about a year later we were talking. He had found this business, he had uh set his goal, and he was working towards. Then about two years later I ran up into him again. We were talking about it and everything. It's a man really really appreciate advice. He said, Man, but this is this is it is all jacked up, man, because I still ain't made that million I was talking about. I said, well, hey, man, just just keep at it. It's coming. He's a man. Keep at it. Man, You know how long I've been doing this? And I got quiet because, yeah, I know exactly how long you've been been two years now. And I didn't say that to him, but I said to myself, yeah, two years. He said, Man, I've been grinding so long. Man, it's just it ain't having it fun me. I said, wait a minute, man, hold hold on, hold on. I said, about how much you're making right now a year, man, about two hundred fifty thousands. I quit breathing. I said, well, my man, two years ago you didn't have a clue. Two years later, you're making a quarter of a million dollars. I said, man, do you understand how blessed you are? I said, man, your family was about to get put out two years ago. You don't borrow the house? Yeah, man, but this ain't the house. I really won't. Oh, oh partner, whoa I got that? I got that house. You really won't make Mike car five eight million. I don't know. But man, y'all got a house, you're making a payments. You driving. You ain't out nor more. I said, hold on, man, you gotta stop. I said you got to stop. I said, man, because right now, man, you you're coming across as real ungrateful to me. So I know, God, who has done all this for you, got to be looking at you with his own folded. But then he God, so he probably handling it all together different. I was just speculating with it, and so he said, man, why are you tripping like that? Man? Man, you act like don't nobody want to have nothing but you? I said, whoa? Man? Where are you going with this conversation? I said, Oh, I didn't come to you. I just came to you and asked you how you doing. And I'm trying to point out to you that the journey that you started on, that you are on your way and you are in the process of accomplishing your goals, and can you not feel some joy and some pleasure in your accomplishment. Quit tripping on the fact that you ain't made a million yet. You on your way. You don't went from your He thought, this dude was making fifteen knows a year. You making quarter of a million dollars in two years. May come on, man, can't you see can't you see? So? He said? Eventually a man, I kind of see what you're saying. But that ain't about nothing to me because I ran up into him a year and a half later. How you doing, man, man, I show wish I had appreciated my life when I had it like that? I said, what you mean, had it like that and just fell on some hard times? Man? Right back? Why I was? And then we talked. I said, hey, man, don't worry about it. I said. Once you know how to accomplish something, I said, you just reapply the same principles and start on over again. Man, you know how hard it is to be the start over? Okay, my man, Hold up, partner, you've been do yourself like this again. First, she wasn't grateful for what you had. Now you're looking at the fact that you might have to start over, and you know how hard it is to start over, but you have the knowledge, the principles, and you got a little bit of money to go on and get it going again. I said, Man, don't keep doing this to yourself. I said, Man, you ain't grateful no matter what God do for you. So what you need to do, partner, stop reassess yourself the fact that you were not grateful in the first place. Could that be the reason why? You know? Man, maybe I'm not calling it cause I ain't God. I do not know how he thinks, nor do I claim to know. But let's just imagine for a moment. Let's just say, maybe for a moment, maybe God said, Okay, you ain't happy with this. Okay, didn't handle it your way? You obviously ain't happy with the way I'm bringing it into your life. You want to handle it your way. Go ahead and handle it because he will let you have it your way. Can I tell you that he will let you do it exactly the way you want to it because He gives us all the power of choice. So then maybe he said, Okay, you don't appreciate the way I'm doing it. You don't like the favor I'm showing you. You think it's taken too long, I'm gonna let you do it your way. I'm not gonna turn my back on you. I'm just gonna let you do it your way. Just just say. Maybe he said that and now he right back where he was. So what I try to get the young cat to understand was, man, appreciate your life for what it is, because like um life, Jenny's got that song that he got out off this album. Still I still believe it could have been worse. And now that it is worse, what's on your mind now, folks, if you are on that side of life where you have figured out what you wanna do, you know how you're gonna get that, and you know your purpose. You're accomplishing what the majority of people never ever do. So be grateful for your process. Don't tumble yourself, don't throw yourself off the cliff. It's gonna be all right. Success takes a measure of time. It is not easy. If success were easy, everybody would be successful, all right, y'all. I'm sorry this morning if I sounded a little all over the place, in a little jumble, but that's how it came to me. So you know, uh, y'all keep your head up ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, people from all around the world. Listen to this. This is Steve Morning Show. That's what to see. This right here and Jay's words and whatnot? Your team baby, no on Suthern like him, Steve, and we brought him in. We bought durant In and from the Thunder and just made it now just we had already won one without him, but with him it looks hopeless. Calling. How you doing to day Dollar? I am doing fantastic. Happy Halloween everyone, candid up, Sirley Strawberry, Yes, sir, I'm doing well. How are you doing? Hey? Everyone? Oh? Nothing? Happy things up? Nothing's going Junior morning on my costume? Oh I'm healthy? Amen? Okay, who were you today? I'm dressed as healthy but underneath Junior dressed up as a spoon because I went the medicine. Come on, I'm glad you're healthy, man, I'm so glad you yo. Man. Every day everything it happens every day. I don't get. I don't I don't sleep on him at all. I forgot when you're still doing in tropes? What happen? Man? You seen sick, people start attacking the fruit, big dog do Happy Halloween, Happy Halloween. You know what I think we should do today? I think we should do some more lifestyle questions from the crew because I got a lot of stuff in my timeline when y'all asked me, you know questions, you know, lifestyle questions, things you concerned about. I really get a lot of comments when Tommy's questions because a lot of people say, Steve, his questions is late with such distinct because see Tommy happy for me, but in a bitter way. So you're just gonna have phoe of today, Like today you got a whole carnival at your house, Audrey did that all for the grandkids? Should everybody come do Halloween? And she's doing a Halloween carnival in the back. But who do you call for com We don't even know that. We'll ask when we come back. You can kick it off, nephew with that question. You can't be happy around he can't have anything. Uh, al right, coming up at thirty two after something funny, Junior's truth be told you ready, Junior? Absolutely uh? And then we're gonna get back to these lifestyle questions Steve that you want us to ask. Kicking it off with the carnival question. Yeah, we'll be back at thirty two after you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Junior with your truth be told, and then we're gonna get to Tommy's questions and Steve's life style questions. Go on, Junior. Okay, well, you know today's Halloween, not a trick of treating gonna be happening in the night. Yeah, I'm just gonna be honest with truth be told. There's gonna be some people too big to be trick and treating. What do you mean, I don't know. Every year the trick of treating it for the kids. They don't realize that people will always try to get something free. Like there's some signs you might know this person too big to be trick and treating. If you look out your window you see them pull up in your driveway, big trick and treating. I'm just talking about you driving into people, drive away, knocking on the door, get your candy, then backing out. You too big? Another sign I know you too to be tricks treating. If you knock on my dough and say dog, keep the candy. You got in the ad vial back big. You're turning down candy for medication. Say it's gonna be some but out there. If I open this dough and you gotta received last is too big to be here, treat and treat. You got a lot of worry your life. Now it will be some ghosts out there, people dressed up. Its goals. If I come to the door, open the door and I see a cigarette hanging out your mouth and you're talking about trink and treat, you're little too old, But I hit treat treat because there's a lot of people out here don't understand that you're too old to be drink treats. If you got a cane and don't match your costume, in other words, your pier. But you gotta limp your ass too big. Yeah, you're too grown. That's all I'm just gonna say. That's it. Just get that the kids had it has been told it cold, alright, nephew, let's get If you're throwing your kids in the back of a pickup, you ain't got no bad You just tossing it in the back of a pickup and then pull it off and tell me what what now? Man? Let's get to this rich carnival you got going. Who do you Okay, let's let's let's slow down. Who do you call for the carnival? I don't know. Marjorie is in charge of the family. Okay, So Pitt, what the animals you feels to have at your house today? I don't know. Tell me. I'm assuming little goats, rabbits for the kids, shedling pony for the kids. Now, who bring all that to the high? Who do all the people the owners of that? He wants to know everything owners of the Is you gonna have any elephants over there? Do you do to get an elephant? And why would you have an elephant at a petting and the elephant right the right? You didn't we it's a petting zoo. We didn't say it was a riding zoo. Okay, So you did anybody have any other questions about lifestyle? We can. He's making it seem like the petting zoo is a big deal. You can call it for a petting zoo for a birthday party. That's not a bit all you got. So you didn't done it too, That's what you're trying to say. One phone called El Cheapo you can get an accomplished event planner and they do all the leg work for you all. Why you always anybody got any real lifestyle questions from me? I can help you with. Maybe we can aspire somebody to greatness. You know what a monkey is gonna be? Okay, what time it looks? Here's the deal. You can come in your side cheering, damn. You can ride the ship and pony. You can put the rabbit here, you can ride the rabbit animals any other lifestyle questions. Here's the question. What's the best way for a man who has everything? You know, you want to try to be creative and get them something. So what's the best way to get Like a man who has a lot of stuff and you want to be a little different, what should you get them? What's thoughtful? And you know, here's the deal. Men who have a lot of things, the best way to do it is is know what they if they into golf, if they into cigars, And then you go and you find a specialty item in that one area, so you know, it could be something that they already have. But really, like somebody gave me a cutter one time, and I got a lot of cigar cutters and it was covered in Sawarski crystal. So that was like really sick. You know, that's a ton of money. But man, it's like really it's very unique, you know what I mean. You know, if you're into cigars, you know, maybe you find him a cutter or really slick lighter that you've never seen before. Mink mint gloves for the pitt and zoo the mint gloves, so that way you pet them, you help mint gloves. And why don't you let the zoo go? Man, why don't you just come and participate? Okay, why don't you just stop? You just come, you'll have so much fun. My husband is into cars, so is it is it a good gift to get him like a book about exotic cars? He loves cars? Is that? Okay? Yeah? A book? Cooperate driving gloves is a slick idea if you yeah, I'll climbing like something slick. For the car battery? You always post sound battery. What's the rusty crystals around it? Boy, Shirley, I'm only to you Steve a really nice pair of driving shoes. Okay, okay, oh yeah, alright, okay, that's that's good. Thank you gave me a lot of good suggestions. Louis Vatton makes a great driver. Okay, alright, that's it. Louis Baton battery alright, coming up next, ignorant? Did never you Tommy would run that break? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up in the top of the hour. Miss Anne will be here for today's with today's National News, I should say, but right now it is time for the nephew and run that brank back. Let's run it back, baby. Settlement check, settlement check, come on now, make some noise if you ever got a settlement check, everybody on the show, have you gotten a settlement check before? Yeah? Like one little accident. I got an accident settlement check before. Y'all ain't never got nothing? No? How much? Was yours by six thousand as the greatest thing in the world of me? That's a grand right there? Oh? That is that the commercial timey? It's my money and I want it now? Was that? What? That's four a settlements? That it might be? I don't know. I ain't heard that. Okay, I haven't heard that one. Now it's my money and I wanted J. G. Wentworth. Yes, yeah when they sing it, yeah, yeah, that's saddles all right here the pranks, thank you. Hello, right, I'm trying to reach out this place. How you doing? It's attorney over the associates? All right, I want to give you a call. I just got your file that hit my desk, and we got a check going out to you on Monday. You came in yesterday, correct, Okay, listen, we got a few lou glitches here. We want to grow over with. I want to grow over with you. Make sure we get this all ironed out before you come in on Monday, and and I'll have a check definitely waiting on you when you get here. All right, You're supposed to be getting six thousand, four hundred and ten dollars, unfortunately as being reduced to twelve hundred due to UH injuries not being as as bad as they say it was. A lot of calculations got really mixed up on our paperwork here. And please keep in mind that on the twelve hundred, we still haven't taken out our fee, which is like about thirty three and the third we'll have a check for you on Monday in the ballpark of four to five hundred dollars. Okay, I'm still, so what was the total month that y'all got from the law from them? Evidently the person that did these calculations completely did them wrong. And I do apologize for this being a mishap on our part and it's totally screwed up. And I do apologize on the behalf of the of the association here that we've dropped the ball on that. But your actual check has been reduced to twelve dollars, okay, and that's without us taking the law fees out of it. So I how was six thousand dollar cover the doctor field and the practice? Well, from my understanding, man, what they're also stating is that your injuries are not that bad. And I don't want to be the bear of bad news. They're actually wondering if you were actually hurt at all. So because even to get injections, okay, okay, And and do you have any you I have some medical documents here, and I understand that you've been going and you probably look like went over at least at least two months going to the doctor and getting and getting therapy. And and I was his call the chi practice car that wasn't my decision, Okay, Well, a lot of this call from from my injury exactly, and a lot a lot of these doctor fees, and that you've gone to eating eating up a lot of these funds. And I'll tell you these doctor bills they get pretty high out there. I do want to apologize what we're gonna do here, since we've dropped the ball on this. We're gonna give you the check for and not even take the law fees out of it. And I'll have that check waiting on you on Monday morning. That's still okay. I understand what you're saying. What I'm trying to figure out is from the I need to see some paper weren't of saying stating what was the mot total out check that was written from the insurance company, plus what was a portion that was supposed to be taken out for the car pract plus that was supposed to be taking out from the doctor's itself. Mouth that you're telling me six wouldn't have over the Okay, I'm not at liberty to let you look at this paperwork anymore. I'm calling you basically to let you know I have a check for you. If you don't want that, then you can go ahead and take some other I mean that doesn't sound right. I mean from the entire month, because I got the paperwork from the chiropractice stating where mat was said. I understand that. Man. I'm what I'm trying to let you know an issues there there. What's going on right now is the response coming back is that you're not actually hurt at all. That's what they're saying. They're saying you're not hate at all. Actually, I don't want to use the words, but they're saying that you've been faking this the whole time. I need to see some paperwork to check it. It doesn't sound right and that doesn't make any sense. Well, all right, now, you know, I'm the last person that that that this file is gonna come across. It's coming across my desk. This is pretty much a take it or leave it option, you know. And if you don't leave, I mean, you don't have to get at me because you are my lord and i'm your Well, you're not gonna raise your voice. You're not gonna raise your voice. Set me. That's not gonna happen either. So let's let's pipe it down a bit. Okay, Now here's what we're gonna do. Do you want the twelve dollar check or do you not want it? Now? I've already wavered the fees of the of the attorneys here. Do you want or do you want me to reduce it to four hundreds? No, I don't want because I'm gonna take you to court because that is the shot off he supposed to be my lawyers. I'm being the best attorney that you probably could afford, young lady. Okay, and I'm trying to do the best I can to help you. Now you if from what I understand is that's not going to be acceptable, I just have to get to get a lawyer to do you. That's not accessible. You know, you know you people continue to want to Yesterday when we came in, I didn't. I wasn't there doing the meeting yesterday. Like I said, these papers just landed on my desk today. What I'm not going to tolerate is you people consistently wanting to file a loss suit on somebody. Now you want to file a lawsuit on me. You know it's you're going way too far with this. This is I want to talk to I've okay, well now you've heard of me. I'm and I work here as well. And I'm not gonna stand you, uh dismantling me the way that you're doing. I just have to get a lawyer to do that's not accessible. I got one more thing. This is nephew Timmy from Steve Harvey Martin Show. You just got pracked. You got pracked by your husband. Oh, your hu told me she'd been waiting on that check. Yeah, I was at office. All right, baby, let me ask you something. Tell Tommy, what is the baddest radio show in the land? Baby? Look here, get your check? That is you're proud of? Do I make you all proud when I do stuff like this? Is not the opportunity I'll go with more embarrassed. Embarrassed. Yeah, that's a good one, Steve embarrassed. Yeah, you embarrassed us a lot. You think stupid is good? Nailed? Well, you're king of pranks now, no doubt, And stupid continued. Let me tell you all that stupid continues. Mama's boy. We're back in stride, baby, rolling up. Virginia's Wednesday Night, Hampton, Virginia. It's Thursday night, Friday, Richmond, Virginia, Saturday, Winston Salem, North Carolina. Sunday. Oh, down in the South Columbus g A tickets on sale right now all ticket mass outlets. That's me that Gilds Jack Harry. The list goes, Oh, you don't want to miss it. It's the hit plate that's too in the country. Mama's Boy and your nephew was in Back in a Dog to be a movie coming up at the top of the hour, miss and it's here with National News. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. For some people, Halloween is the best day of the year. They love Halloween like no other day. Yeah, they look forward to the to the holiday, decorating their homes. A lot of people, Steve everybody, Yeah, it's all out, man. I got decorations this year, really I did, because I got so many kids that you have kids, golf cart for the grand kids at the house. Oh that's cool. By the way, at the house, y'all gonna have a giraffe. No, it's a petting zoo. Hello, Tommy's competing to Tommy. I just want you to be comfortable with him. Hey, Tommy, I got surprised for you. We're gonna have a turtle lose this man. You can lay down. We didn't take selfish You didn't ask about that? He remember that time we put you next to the to the to the ball of turtle wax after down at the pond store and took a picture with you and they got your Christmas card boy, And what's amazing? Still do man? So we're gonna have a turtle that time. Please get that picture and tweeted at we'll all have that. Man. If you don't want to ride the horse or the rabbit, we had one other thing we bought that we can saddle up what your own hampstering this on me? Just yeah, man, as any snakes? The kids always pets always. Why would you have a snake at a petting mood? He's not thinking white petting Zoo's got him the black petting zoo. I feel sorry for your kids. Are they gonna even have candy? Sty'll have turtles turtle candy? He gets the turtle candy, dog lip caramel and p cans. Temmy, what are you talking about? You and you know you're throwing one year Tommy wanted to be Superman with the cake, but he couldn't go down the steps with the cake. He couldn't because the k his cap looked like curtains on him, and I cannot believe that Tommy is wrapped up in turtle candy. Can we go to look daddy in you? And about one minute we can Temmy take this for sixty most second. Got to deal with it. Oh my gosh, you don't want to keep bringing it up because I didn't know. People, I just didn't know how you get those patons Zoo? I don't. I didn't. I haven't done. You can't get one for kids. You ain't had one at the chateau. I haven't had that yet. I can't, But I just I don't know. Can you let me google this? Hey, let me gonna shut this down? Yeah, let's do that for how much do the pat and Zoo call? It? Depends on what you want with that. It's different levels of it. Yeah, of course you don't want the entry level pat he told me. But they just bring out a bunch of insects on the budget. Yes, this is a grand top rental ring. All right, come on, Steve bring You know a lot of people are are not fortunate enough to have what we have in terms of a really really top quality UH news anchor on their radio show. We are and she's here. Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only MS and Trip. Thanks Steve. Good morning everybody out there. This is and tried with the news. President Trump and his supporters say that yesterday's indictments of two Trump's former campaign's aids, and even the guilty plea entered by a third person, a former campaign advisor, had nothing to do with the President or his presidential campaign. Paul Manafford is formerly accused of money laundering and some other charges. Maniforting his associate Ridgates both pled not guilty to the charges. White House spokesperson Sarah Sanders says the guilty plea from George Papadaculas, a foreign policy adviser to the Trump campaign, was for lying to the FBI, and Nachi, says for any activities that he conducted on behalf of the Trump campaign. Sanders also says that the President has no plans to fire Special Prosecutor Robert Miller or and has had no conversations about issuing any pardons. By the way, House Republicans are expected to announce their Longer Way To measure aimed at overhauling the nation's tax codes sometimes this week. Last week, Twitter banned to Russian state media outlets from advertising audit of Officials of Twitter say they'll no longer allow Russia Today or spot nick News to page promote their content. Both agencies are controlled by the Russian government. They're widely considered arms of Moscow's propaganda machine, and congressional hearings UH scheduled for this week. Twitter is expected to join Google, Facebook and answering questions about how Russia used their platforms to influence the presidential election. President Trump, by the way, is tweeting yet and well like not too much, but he has been interviewed on Fox Business Network this week and he explained why he's always on Twitter, that I want to do that, I'd rather not do it. I would love to not do it at all. But at least I can put out the truth and I can put out the real word. And so there you have it. And Georgia, five white men arrested in connection with the murder of an innocent young black man decades ago. The body of twenty three year old Timothy Coggins, found in a grassy area about thirty miles south of downtown Atlanta, described as having been brutally murdered. New information the case emerging March. More tips came in over the summer. Now three men are charged with his murder. Two others, both law enforcement officers, are accused of hindering the investigation. The Sheriff's office says, if Timothy Coggins are murdered today, it would have been classified as a hate pon. Tiger Woods has pled guilty and Palm Beach Flad reckless driving and agreed to enter a special program. And finally today you Scare a Friend Day and National Create a Monster Day, And so is Eugene the Butterfly. Twenty minutes after the hour, stay dude to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ste please introduced Jay, so Jay can introduced the Butterfly. I don't introduced Jay to do this no more because I really don't care, and I'm a matter of fact, I'm boycotting his segment in it at all. You're gonna take the prices of this penon Zoo? My god, are you for real? Tommy get in the show? Are you for real? I'm sorry, are you for real? Are you for real? Getting the penon Zoo with or without the elephant. Tommy want to without the pitts. You just want to have pictures of animal. You won't have a viewing zoo. Names on the cages they got away, No Timmy got cages. But it's just pictures of the an Okay, they got trains. All right, it's the Butterfli's time. Come on, okay, come on, you know you know, good morning everyone. See what Tommy, Charlie, you take Anthony Brown? Because right I love it has Halloween finally out. My god, I am so excited. I'm throwing the big Halloween party. So this is what I want to tell you. All the things that I'm Games you need to have during your Halloween party tonight. Okay, these are games you need to help. Um bobbing for apples, that's always a guy one. We love doing that bobbing for apples. This when you have both your hands behind your back, you have about um seven or eight different um apples in a um h two barrel, and you stick your head in there and you try to bite one of the apples and come up with apples strong. And then this is another thing. This is what I really really Junior, don't Junior don't. I don't buy into him. Don't buy him. Um here's another one, and I love this. We did this a lot mommy wrapping. There's two people, so like say, Um, Shirley and Carlin, you guys could be a team, okay, And then you get some you get some tissue, and you wrap the other person. Whoever wraps the um wraps the quickest is the is the winner. So you're in teams of twos. Does that make sense? That's the mommy wrapping. I love that. That's so much funny. All right, So I would like, like me and j Anon, I would wrap Jay Anthony Brown and some toilet paper from head to from head to towel, and I would try to beat Um Junior and Steve wrapping each other out of I'm not gonna what's the regular game? We gotta go, We gotta go, God, we gotta go. Coming up at thirty four after the hour, you comedy Roulette with the comedians on the show. You know, Steve Shade, the Nephew and Jr. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Kay, it's time for comedy Roulette. You gotta explain it. You test out coming ability each week. Give us five subjects. Put him on the wheel. It's been the wheel with stop? Which stop? We'll do the damn thing? All right, Here we go, Here we go. Number one, if you have a car, why is there a bus pass in your wallet? Alright, here's another one. Number two. That baby don't look nothing like you. That's number three. I'm not a scary person, but yeah, Number four, man, why you let your wife boss you around? Oh? We could do that one o yeah yeah. And number five, I got your trick or treat right here. I got you to treat right here. Spend the wheel, spun the wheel. It's got to be the last one. No, right, it is, how I know? Like, come on, what you got? What you got? I'm not a scary person. Okay, I like this, I like this, Let me have this, let me start this thing off. Okay, I'm gonna go for you the body, but somebody got to be in there with me. Okay, I'm not going in there, by my damn, I'm going there, and I ain't going way up there right right. I can see him, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm yeah. I'll tell you what. I'm not a scary person. But can you turn this out? I'm serious. No, I'm nervous. I know it's thirty degrees outside, but it's dirty and hire too. Oh yeah, it's nerves scared, but I'm nervous. All right. Look, I'm not I'm not a scared person. But but just for the night, we're gonna sleep with all these lights on, these light so while I'm in here by Okay, I'm not a scary person. But if I hear some tire screeching close to me, I on myself that it's true. I've seen him. I'm not a scary person, but and we've all probably done this. Have you ever been in the shower and you swear to god somebody ran past the shower? What was that? What was that? But you got you got the curtain in your chest. I'll tell you what. I'm normally not a scary person that I'm know than that, but I keep living over there at that baby, something like that baby don't feel I don't know what it is, but that baby scared me further of all, he got too many muscles to be too. Yeah, this baby, don't trust it. I'm not I ain't scared, You ain't scared. But I'm just gonna go to the edge of the woods and take a look. If I don't see you that I just but I'm not going all the way. No, I can't do it. I can't. I ain't really a scary person, but I don't shake hands with people that ain't got all their fingers because I'm gonna jump. It's just a weird feeling and I'm gonna jump. Yeah, I'm do one to Steve close to that hut. I'm not a scary person. But if I go to church and I'm sitting next to somebody who starts rocking, I got to change my seat. Okay, y, yeah, I need to slide down. Go there, all right, and we'll be back with netthew Tommy's Frank Phone. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's Today's Strawberry Letter. But first, come on, now, what you got Frank phone? Right? This is Kate Miller. Came exactly exactly. You'll get your put over out, sit down. When I get through talking to him, then I'm gonna deal with you. Get your put down for trace right now? Hello, who is this? I'm looking for Kate Miller. Who is Kate Miller. Let me tell you something, man, this purkis already know. I've been finding out for people that you've been coming by my house when I'm gone, and you've been over here with my wife put trays. So let's get it all out here in the open. I'm looking for you, you hear me. Hey man, I don't even know who you are. Man, set your butt down for traits. Shut it down, came Miller. When I found out where you at. When I get my hands on your it's gonna be over with go hold up now. I am okay, No, but you ain't gonna do to me. Oh it's you can kill don't here like somebody you know is your girl and you know you can't handle it. Now. I don't appreciate no lightweight cupcak calling me, accused me of doing something I ain't done yet. I will do it now, you have Look, don't start this here today. Dog. I ain't got enough in me right now, the whole this pressure. Now, I'm looking for your So when I find you, dog, this ain't gonna be good to me. And you now you don't got enough because you ain't your girl, right that's why you're calling me accusing me. You know I might club for them because it sounds like you ain't doing what you're supposed to be doing. Hey dog, don't sit here say nothing stupid to me like this, hip dog. Matter of fact. We can just meet right now and get all this, so sit your butt down, portrays, don't move till I'm through with it now, Mr k Miller, let me tell you something, man, won't we just meet up and get this over with so we can do that. We can go ahead and meet up, and when you meet with me, they sure you put your lip down and work the jelly because I got something fugged. But I do what. Put your lip down and watch your jelly because I got something funned. You ain't gonna talk to me, crazy dog. Hey man, look here, you know you don't know who you're dealing with. This is K Millers and you got the write phone number. But look here, you can't call my number. I can eat the kind of great. I don't know who you are, but you don't need to be with me. All I'm telling you is I'm looking for you, and they already gave me the description you six to. You drive a black crisis and already know when I see you, it ain't gonna be good to you. Me and you man that was trying. Look, you're gonna drying no prices. Three hunt it tell now callers out, Okay what you dry here? I'm gonna kick up you don't try no Christler black three Hunter Now my brother driver, chr. What are your brother? And right now? That's what I need to know? Where is about? What my brother? What are you? Right now? I need to know? You know you do? Right there? You have I'm calling my I'm just trying to mess with my brothers. My father getting married. You calling here? I know ain't been doing nothing. Show your brother Benna get married. But he's still going over to my house messing with mountain ship your down. Put trainers right? You know what you doing? He ran the pack, he had it right, and you're wm the ginner the light. Look, I ain't got time for your gettle. Nurse you room now, Look ain't you kay Miller? Yeah? K Miller? But my brother Miller, your your brother named Miller? What's your name? My name is Killer? Both of y'all is K Miller's Yeah, okay, but your brother is the one to drive your black three orun the crisis, all right, I'm a whoop is as soon as I see him. What saying that my front? Because like I told you earlier, you're lightweight cupcake. And if my daughter is, he's doing what he's told to be doing, because you ain't honestly slaying the type right and I don't appreciate you, Oh my how friend of me? And then tell the color I'm a whoop you and your brother if I got you, that don't even make no difference to me. It don't make no difference to me how I go down, whether I run in the cable Miller Miller, damn mccler Miller, It don't make me no difference. I'm whooping a Miller sooner or later. Sing. I want you to come about for right now. You hide the behind the gold because you're wink you're ri talcket low down. Sorry, come on right now and lea. We'll meet you on the corner of Frank and Kelly right now at the service station. I'm gonna do that. I got to you. I'm through head all this you're talking about. All I want to know is how long it's gonna take for you to get to the service station. That's all I want to know from you. All I want to know is how long it's gonna take for you to get to the service station? Donna? Fright when you canny? How long? All right? Now? With what come on? Then I'm on my way up. I don't right it for you, Okay, I'm a whoop you. And then then when I banned out, will your home on? Right? Okay? Cool? Let me tell you one more fame before you and me. That's a nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning. So you just got prik Man. We're gonna get Merdon like his head, tell me the boys around him. I'm a book pressure that's gonna put me some Coressify medications. I ain't feeling good. I'm trying to put my flat on the file and you play common But this time, Hey, what is this? And you're looking, Oh that's your daddy. Yeah. Oh, here came Miller too. Yeah, he carted it on the two when he was got you know, you wouldn't need to be coming down them came in. Look what is the baddest radio show in the land, the Stave More and show that right there is greatness folks, you understand that is at its best right, Yes, suck, Yes, you don't get more greater than that. That is greatness at its best. Stupidity is what I call it. Stupidity. Yeah, what is telling nobody has great stupid? That's beautiful, beautiful, beautiful stupid stupid keeps going. Check it out Tomorrow night, Rolling Up Virginia, Mama's Boy to hit stage play. I'm coming to town, Rolling Up, Virginia. I will be on the plane. Hit it your way today and then Thursday, Hampton, Virginia. We are on our way. Friday night, Richmond, Virginia. Saturday night Winston Salem, North Carolina, Sunday, Columbus, g A. And you will also if you're in Jacksonville, Florida. I just gotta tell you. Uh. Friday night, November the ten, Shirley Carler, Mississippi, Monica better being the Dog on building to see Mama's Boy. And I shouldn't have to say it no more, but I don't want to hear. But we got chilling? How sorry she has she ain't on Friday, Well, she has a competition on Saturday. You can't. You can't get down on Saturday. You tell me because are you getting my airline ticket? No, shoot you, I won't beat there that are Monica now about to get your tickets to come supporting me? Hell yeah, he wants us to be there buying everything else. Phone, you know, bought all these meals. Now you're gonna stop. Now get a fake. You bought a friendship. Now you don't want to buy airline. I bought your friendship. That's what I say. Don't say nothing. Hold on, I'm talking to the girls. I bought you all friendship. Well, no, we're your friends. We will support you. But if you want me in Jacksonville and d All, you need to get my airline ticket, hotel on the ground, and if you want them to eat with you, you gotta get that ticket to I don't understand why you ain't seeing them buying The friendship thing tasted me all right, coming up next to the strawberry letter about all your friends you ain't gotten. Oh my god, those don't hang with children every time you're gonna have and have on one of them caused one of them vacation, one of them boats you and all your free and all them football playing all y'all gotta pay each other y'all ain't hanging. That's called buying friends. Tommy, shut up that it's just like I bought a pen and Zo you got to buy some dwn you Halloween. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Today's Strawberry Letter is up next and it's a good one. But first, Happy Halloween, everyone, Happy Halloween, Happy Halloween. It's going down tonight at the Jay spot Halloween Party hosted by Flame. We're coming. You're maybe I shouldn't sorry when wha a little jealousy and here little jealousy. That lot is in l A is the play and it's funny. I have to do to play in l A for y'all to come hang and it's funny. Steve, Now that was an unnecessary one right there. No really, I mean, I mean you don't hateful. I mean, okay, ladies, did Jay Spotty ain't funny? Oh it's hilarious. Yeah, that's where we're going. You're saying the play ain't fun I heard them saying we don't know because because unlike Janet Jackson and Tyler Perry, we haven't seen it. And baby Jesus, I'm gonna have Janet Corley and We're gonna get your body. Jenne con got no picture with Janet, No, you're not. I gotta have Janet call anywhere because you watch No Hurt and you've never Janet called Tomorrow watched me watch you gonna to beg for this favor. I'm gonna Janet call tomorrow into the show to maraw watching. Okay, hump day, it won't be Janet Jackson, Janet Jenkins, Janet Johnson, jet Janet mis calling me and let us know. All right, come on, we gotta get to this letter that year bucking up all on time. We gotta put you here. It is as a strawberry letter, Thank you Tommy, subject my new love Stephen Shirley. Okay, so I've been just dating for the last five years, so just this past October, I've been seriously dating one particular guy. He's everything I want in a husband, provides, protects, and professes our love to everyone he can. Okay, So the problem is one night we were asleep and his phone just kept ringing, so me, as a woman, looked at it to see what was going on, seeming though he wouldn't wake up, and of course it was a woman texting him yes, I read the text, and she was asking him why he hadn't texted her back tonight and he must be sleep, so honey, I'll talk to you in the morning. My mouth could have hit the floor now here. I am spending six or seven days a week with this man, his children, my children, and our families. So I don't know why, but I answered her text and then we began texting each other. Long story short. The next morning he found out about it, and of course we didn't talk for a while. After a couple of days, we began to talk again and he assured me she was from his past and the chapter was closed and I was who he wanted, you know, blah blah blah, all the stuff I wanted to hear. It's now been three months since um we've been together, but I can't seem to get that out of my mind. Major trust issues and so early anytime I see his phone and I just want to go through it, but I don't. Should I just leave him alone? I just don't know what to do. Please you guys, help, I'm in love with this guy. Well, first of all, he is not coming clean about the woman on the text. I don't think so he didn't explain her, he didn't explain their relationship nothing. And you, to me, you let him get off the hook quite easily, not talking for a few days, and you know, saying she's from his past and saying just what you wanted to hear should not have been enough for you. You've been seriously, you say, dating this man for a minute, your children and your family. You guys know each other. I think he owes you more than that. Uh, you're you're spending all this time with him. How is she in the past and she's calling him in the present. The phone is ringing today, she's texting you today, she's texting him today. I think he's lying. I think you need to check him on this. You need a little more clarity on that. Just what's happening in that relationship. I don't know if you'll get it, but you deserve an answer, Steve, a real answer. Well, Shirley, let me get to a couple of things. First of all, I disagree that she's not she's letting him off too quick, because it says in the letter it's now been three months since we've been together, so I think she's already made some type of quality decision to check him. Her issue seems to be she's still in love with this guy, which is always the issue with women. Once you're all in love, y'all can't see good after that. So you know what you see in the letter Shirley as a person who's not in love with him. She can't see because she is the problem with wants loving to enters into the equation. Here's the problem in the letter that I have though. Okay, the text goes off in the middle of the night. He doesn't answer it. You do should you have done that? That's really not the issue. It's going off in your house. He laying in your bed. He'd been playing, you know with you. Boy go reased something crazy mine? Well, well, they was doing something. They ain't just in that sleep. They ain't just going to be a snoring They're doing something. So now he didn't played with you. Now we're in your house and the phone ranging. He don't answer, but to keep ringing. So you get up and you answered. Then here's where the women killed me with this right here. So I don't know why, but I answered her text. I shore wish y'all were quit using that one. I don't know why I picked it up. You know, gotn't hear well while you picked it up? Okay, you picked it up. Now here's the problem, here's what's cloudy in this. I answered her text, and then we began texting each other. Long story short. The next morning he found out about it. Of course, we didn't talk for a while. Um My question is what clouds this issue a little bit? Were you texting as yourself or were you acting as though you were him to pry and get more information? See so now, thus, surely when the man says she's from his past, something has occurred that has made him think this is a it is a viable out. Yeah, I'm telling you the mindset of a man. You've given him this viable out to say she's from the past. It could just be texting, It could just be that, it could be more than that. But guess what, you've already given yourself to the man. You already fell in love with the man. Uh, he's got his children in your life, your kids in his. That's why I said she let him off the hook. Well, she didn't have him off the hook because she said, now it's been three more since we've been together. But I just can't seem to get that out of my mind. Major trust issues and so early. Anytime I see this phone, I want to go through it, but I don't. Should I just leave him alone? I don't know what to do. Well, when we come back, I will give you what I think would be a suggestion. Other people may feel differently. Please go to Steve Harvey dot com, click on the straw Bery letter and type your advice to the woman. These people do read these letters. Letters posted twelve minutes after we'll be back. You're listening to Steve Harvey Show. Come on Steve with part two of your response to today's straw Burier letter. Uh this woman, this is my new love. Uh ma'am here. She just been dating the past five years. Then this past October she seriously started dating one particular guy. He got everything she wanted. Her husband provides protect professors, everything you can do. Probably is one night they were asleep, his phone just kept ringing for me as a woman looked at it, see what was going on. One seeming though he wouldn't one woman looking somehow, she says he wouldn't wake up anyway. Of course, it was a woman texting him. Yes, I read the text, she was asking him why he hasn't text her back tonight and he must be asleep, so I'll talk to you in the morning. My mouth hit the floor. Now here. I am spending six seven days a week with this man, his children, my children, and our families. So I don't know why, but I answered her text. Okay, you do know why? Well, y'all killed me with that one. Yeah. I answered her text and we began texting each other. Long story short. The next morning he found out about In course, we didn't talk for a while. After couple of days we began to talk again. He assured me she was from his past and that chapter was closed. I was who he wanted, you know, blah blah blah blah, all the stuff I wanted to hear. It's not been three months we've been together, but I just can't see him to get that out of my mind. Major trust issues in soily. Anytime I see his phone, I just want to go through it. But I don't. Should I leave him alone? I just don't know what to do. Please you guys, help me. First of all, the texting, let's just talk about it for a second. If there was no cheating in the text if there wasn't because you don't know what the texting was. He just said, you won't call me back talk to you in the morning. I guess your sleep at that time of the night. How many times have y'all text somebody love you and you mean that either? Well, I'm just saying, here's a deal. I don't think this relationship should be thrown away because there is no direct evidence of cheating. I think it can be worked out and worked through. That's just my opinion. I'm not so quick to throw these relationships away because guess what it could be. From his pat asked dudes have been guilty of that before, texting, contact and talking. You know, it don't mean anything's really going on, though, does it. You could be suspicious and you have every right to wait out and hold out as long as you want to. I can. I don't think you should just say ended. I'm glass you ain't sending no picture. I would have done it right now. That's alright, Steve. We gotta go, you know, we gotta get out of here, email us or Instagram. I's your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter, and please don't forget this Thursday, the Facebook Live after show featuring the Strawberry Letter. Of course, don't forget it's one thirty pm Eastern time. Please join me, all right, switching gears. Now, I have a couple of Halloween candy facts and questions for you guys. So here's the first one. Let's gonna let's see who'll be the first to jump in on this one. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a See? Don't everybody answer one? There's something I do know from buying candy. Pops are small enough, much smaller, and then you still had a lot of pops your pass very smaller. That's that's place. Yeah, I just got up and walked right into it. Yes, you thought we was gonna walking into you want to you to say something, you know before it's finished that somebody tell you and Jay how did it start? Because I forgot what you said that initiated that question was how many licks does it take? Right now? You know, and we know we're in the bushes? Yeah, slaying shots fired shop anyone else? Would anyone else like to answer the question? Yeah, you're disqualified. I'll say a hundred licks? Carla? Yeah, h yeah, does it take? He is you're taking a hundred get to the centerphorecause if you don't bite it, yeah, if you do, don't talking about who do that? All the way down? All I gotta say is I can't tell you how many times I've said that and get money? Now we know? Now I know what. You're back in the game. All right? Come on? Come on? How many licks you heard out? Three from the commercial? Okay he's saying he did it though on the third one? Tommy, how many licks it take to get to the center of a has he gone too fixed? Two with that little bit turtle tu? Al Right, here's the answer. Drumroll can have a drum roll, Steve, Steve, he bites it. I got big lips it, don't take I spin it in my lips. Time I'm down. All right. This is the answer designed by engineering students at per Due. They designed a licking machine, so that's what they know. They say on average machine, Yes, you won't want it three hundred and sixty four licks? Whoa so Carly, you were the closest. Okay, now you don how would you stay time at the three lists? Coming up at forty one after the timeline and ja, you'll be back to explain that, Yeah, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hi, Ja, this is something you have to Steve. I wrote this for you. This is what happens is this is a timeline, and the timeline means certain things happen at certain parts of the day. Henceforth the name the timeline. For example. Yeah, for example, all right, it's around seven thirty p m. On a Sunday, Okay, on a Sunday when you decided to call your buddies and say, you know what, man, I'm not coming to work tomorrow. You understand what I'm saying. You had a timeline, though, you got one. Stay. Yeah, I think, uh, it's about two am on a Saturday night, and I think that's about the time when you realize you probably ain't gonna make it to church. Your eyes and see that clock was just followed by Lord, forgive me time. You got what you got on? Ain't man? I got it? It's I got no one. It's usually around one or two, right after the lunch when you come to the conclusion that I'm not gonna do another damn thing, right about it? You after lunch? Okay, unless you just say okay, I got one. I got one. It happens around from two am three o'clock in the morning. You been drinking, had two nice glasses of wine, you decide to call your eggs, mean, hey, who is you? And that call and speak to you know, damn put her on the phone. I don't want to know what the hell you doing over there? Who is it? I said? It went out? Help to the phone? Is me that you know? Who to help me? Is? Yeah? What's time to that time around from two thirty maybe three o'clock is in the morning you got Yeah, it's usually about five o one when you've just punched out to end your day. I think that's the moment when most people deside, I'm quitting. That was my that was my last day. You just get to that point. I don't know you got one? You got one? All right? You went to the doctor's off, you know't left work, went to the doctors right right, all right? And you get back in your car. I have to leaving the doctor's office, and you know you're supposed to be headed back and work. And that's when he just hits you a about three thirty right around there, that when they say, you know what I ain't going back. I ain't going not been there. I'll tell you another important timeline. It's normally about one thirty afternoon and checks in past that you ain't got one, and you've been looking at that payroll all was the whole time I'm going there and say something. They think they play they got the wrong one. By the time when the police get a call about one third when it turn your job starts at eight. You walk in and you sit at your cubicle, and you lean back and you look down about folk cubicles and you go, I hate that healthful one. I hate that is sick. I got one of that one. It's on Sunday. It's Sunday, and you watch maybe two or three football game, maybe the last game is still on. Right, you had dinner, you went out, had brunch. You know what, I'm still hungry. Let's get a pizza. I know what said to us, pizza for me up? The time is yeah, yeah, that usually right around to three o'clock, right after a big company meeting me And you go back to your death. You go back to your desk and start thinking yourself. I wonder who they'll put it in charge if he died wanted to put put in charge. This is the person that clearly doesn't like your job. Is one thing that happens early in the morning. What's that, Junior? Probably about I say, about nine, just when you'd already called somebody and your family said, hey, call up here and tell him I got a family. Yeah. I'm trying to get may love to my wife and love mclock. Last night about twelve o five is when I'm trying to actually tap on the shoulder because I want to do it again, you know, but I really didn't do a good presentation in the first job. I'm saying, make up for something. I like it all right? One more to clothes it come travel clock. You would work right your head out to lunch and you come to the conclusion, Yeah, I don't see why lunch ain't too We love lunch. We love lunch and it should be almost almost see today, Yeah, nail that Steve alright, coming up in the top of the hour, we'll talk about what horror movie scared you senseless? Okay, man, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. A recent study found that horror movies can make you lose weight, and the scarier you find the movie, the better the results. Study participants were attached to heart rate, oxygen, and carbon dioxide monitors and then asked to watch six different scary movies. One participant got so terrified while watching The Shining she burned a hundred and eighty four calories. Researchers also determined that the majority of participants experienced a decrease in anxiety and frustration after a good scare. So you burned calories and improve your mood. So I gotta ask you, guys, what horror movie scared you senseless? Are? Oh? I know the Original Exorcist? And we went to the movie to see me and six and my board and we set apart fair way into the movie. Was all next year. What is that rule, Steve? If you can't all sitting next to each other? And we you know, we go to bad room and come back. And I was so cool with that because I want, I needed them. Yeah, scared, that's just man. I didn't understand that scary scary for me. The scariest movie to me. First of all, when I was seven, my parents took me to see Dracula, Thank you very much. This is why, this is why today they took my ass to see Dracula and they see at seven the scene where they draw the curtain back and then the sun hits Dracula's body and he turns to dust. I still see that. I was seven. Why would you take a child at seven to see as a punish black come on? Oh my god? But right now today, for me, the scariest movies and hard that that was the dumbest movie. That was the dumbest. That was so dumb. You you there again tonight at three? That's what I'm saying. That's why I was so scared. Yeah, happening every night. But why are you that if you know at three is about to pop off? Because that's what white people do, They don't leave. What's your scariest movie, Junior? Oh? By far poltr Dice. I thought you were going to say Frozen. That's a gambling horror movie. Yeah, what about Man? Hands Down? I was, I was with my sister and I left her in the theater ran out cary when that when that pig blood hit prepared on that white girl. Man, Oh my god. And she's every time she's at prompt and everything she looked at. Just know when she was turning her head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then I came back in the movie trying the man up and then her hand came out to all right, okay, let's switch it up a little bit, guys. Let's talk about black horror movie. Okay, okay, you never saw a black never you ain't see edit Murphy Vampire and Brooklyn. That was funny, was okay? I got one the scariest, the scariest, Candy Man. I can't even get candy Man. Candy Man. It's so scary to me that you're saying scandy scary out. The one to me was People under the Stairs. Oh yeah remember that? Yeah? Yeah, people My boy was in there. Uh, the Rams was in there. Scared me. This one a black movie. But you know a movie that scared me pretty bad, which one Alfred Hitchcock. The Birds. The birds really scar Yeah, you kind of look around from birds. Yeah, and they gave something. And I ain't gonna lie to you. You're crazy. You're not gonna flower heads, You're not gonna fly over here and eat my It was so it was so cool. Remember when the Crows did they thing when crow Man. That was just scary black movie for me. Yeah. Yeah, the film that birds were scary. They really were. I'm telling you to this day. You see a group of birds, I think about that movie. I get scared. I see a group and he might see being Ben. Oh yeah, Ben was scary too. Let's see. I didn't believe Ben with all those rats. Ain't nobody staying here with all the damn when they came into bed being with no joke? Yeah, that's when I started. That's when I started to turn on Michael Jackson as that was good. Now we both phone were looking turned the friends. Shut your airs. It was a good rad. Okay, what about this? What about what about cool Joe? Oh dog, Yeah, I was thinking about that one, Tommy, Yeah, that was a scary one. What are the rooting for cool Joe? What about checking? The first one? Chucking never scared? P dollar? You never dollar? I never bought night Yeah you know, looking white boy with this cut on his face. I got something for check ass. Now he checking was scary. Checking was scary. Alright, alright, Night Mail on the Street was good. Yeah, pretty cruiser class. All right, more more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this. I'm scared you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Carla, of course, is here with some costumes safety tips for parents of little kids. Carlo, what you got girl? Trick or treating? Okay, So here's the deal. Halloween is today, so you know you're gonna send the kids out, especially the little ones. Jay, you know you're mean. So I want the parents of the little ones to listen up. You know you you probably need to just do like a quick dress rehearsal with the kids, put their costume on force and make sure they do it. Yeah. I did that with Josh. I already did that with our costumes. And you want to make sure they trip on it and all of that, right, All right, that's right, You're a good dad, that's right. And then you need to make sure like their costume isn't too baggy or it's not too long trip or fall. I have wardrobe malfunctions, would you say, Jack, I never had a full costume. All I had was a cast for mask in my hand and it didn't have string on it. Right, So when I went to the door, the mask up to my face. I had two hands. The bag was in one hand and the mask mask on bag out. See was always the ups man. Yes, yes, no jacket, just the brown T shirt and a box. But Steve, wasn't it cold in Cleveland in October? Brown T shirt and a box? You're not listening. You put the cod on the ups man, you put your coat on, stick with the let them see your brown T shirt? All right, here's another tip. And then and then I spell ups because I had the box upside down, so my box heads up on it. And my mom never said ups. She always said up. She always set up. All right, here's another tip. Make sure if they're not gonna wear a mask, you want to do face paint and make sure they can see. Yeah, so they can see the cars, the steps, especially with the little ones and people are turning around, and then use the face paint. That's kind of they let their kids just walk ahead of them and let them get that whole experience. And you want to make sure the face paint is hypoallergenic because what about yes, yes, I was getting to that. You want to make sure that you give your kids a flashlight or something. You can even put reflective tape on their candy bag. You know they're dark colored costumes, so you want to make sure motorists can see your babies and they're visible, so you can do that and then give your kid a glow stick. My children, like a lot of kids come over my house on Halloween, so we give them glow sticks and flashlights and do what I do. Don't go nowhere and I can't see you, but you're there with them though. You just like, yeah, yes, yes, the dad. You know what I like Halloween batteries. I give them batteries. Battery you know when they hit that heavy thud and they got the meanest Yeah, sounds like you drop a battery the molding. All right, come on, Carla, ignore him. Yeah, and then make sure too with the props, you know some especially with the boys, they got the swords and those heavy sharp edges. Make sure you watch it because if they're doing like a little battle, that they don't hurt. Okay, So you gotta look out for the kiddies tonight. This is a crazy night. Yeah, crazy, Carla, Thank you, thank you. The lips about Carla and I have more Halloween tips for our parents. All right, right, Halloween, thank you, Happy Halloween. We'll be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. For some people, Halloween is the best day of the year. They love Halloween like no other all day. Yeah, they look forward to the to the holiday, decorating their homes. A lot of people steve everybody. Yeah, it's all out. Man. I got decorations this year, really I did, because I got so many kids that have kids. Golf cart for the grandkids at the house. Oh that's cool. By the way, at the house, y'all gonna have a giraffe. No, it's a petting zoo. To Tommy, I just want you to be comfortable with him. Hey, Tommy, Oh, I got surprised for you. What We're gonna have a turtle. You gonna lose this mask. You can lay down. We didn't take selfish. You didn't ask about that. He remember that time we put you next to the to the to the ball of turtle wax after down at the pod store and took a picture with you and they got your Christmas card. Boy, And what's amazing? Still do man, So we're gonna have a turtle that time. Man, Timmy, if you don't want to ride the horse or the rabbit, we had one other thing we bought that we can saddle up what your own hampster. This on me, I would just ask, Yeah, man, any snakes the kids, Wisp says always, why would you have a snake at a petty move? He's not thinking white petting Zoo's got him black petting zoo. Ain't I feel sorry for your kids? Are they gonna even have candy? They'll have turtles, turtle candy? You get the turtle can, docklin caramel and p cans. Temmy, what are you talking about? You're throwing punch and you know you're throwing One year, Tommy wanted to be Superman with the cap, but he couldn't go down the steps with the Kate. He couldn't because that kate his cap looked like curtains on him. And oh, I cannot believe that Tommy is wrapped up in turtle candy. Can we go to I'm not your kids look daddy in you and about one minute we can tell me to take this for sixty more second. Got to deal with it, my god, you don't want to keep bringing it up just because I didn't know people. I just didn't know how you get us pat and Zo, I don't. I didn't have done. You can't get one for kids. You ain't had one at the Chateau. I haven't had that yet. I can't, but I just I don't know the Can you let me google this? Hey, let me go shut this down? Yeah, let's do that for How much do the pat and zoo call? It? Depends on what you want with that. It's different levels of it. Of course, you don't want the entry level peg he taught me want to get you let it just bring out a bunch of insects. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here we are with the last break of the day on this Halloween. Just one more thing. Here's a question for you guys. Did you know the pumpkin originated in Mexico? I didn't know, nyme, i'na if is messing about nine thousand years ago. Yeah, I didn't know this either, about nine thousand years ago. It's one of America's oldest known vegetables. Pumpkins generally way from fifteen to thirty pounds things, although some way as much as two hundred pounds. That's like a Meskan watermelon. I hate you. I hate you, nephew and your friends. I'm staying completely out of you're starting to have racial that the majority of pumpkins are orange. We know that, but there are some pumpkins that can be white. You've seen the white or even yellow pumpkins that you don't look right, It just don't look Yeah, yeah, yeah, white pumpkins. What's that? My mom? Like when you first got a watermelon with with yellow meatn't remember? Oh yeah that was scary. Yeah, still can't. You know what's so good about Halloween? Watermelon? What is it? What is it? What is it? It's not watermelon? What is it? It is watermelon? But stop saying it right now, this is the best part of Halloween. You get about four or five gallons of spray paint, right, and the kids come over and they spray paint. Mrs Wide Lord Wallace's ass right. They just they have the best time, that's all. It's his mama. Get up at the top, at the top, No higher higher, I frown the back. Yeah, the crease under the crease, lift it up, lift it up. Ain't nothing like a good as paint. Ain't nothing like Parla mentioned face painting in the in the a couple of segments ago. We're talking about talking about that. But I can tell Jake, you know how to paint? Why aren't you saying anything when they he didn't painted as he talk about it, but he didn't paint in a Seriously, Tommy, what ask him if he didn't drew and painted one before? Orange Boy? I got a question for you guys. Okay, so please break this up. What Well, it's about Halloween. The costumes, so tonight you know, probably see a lot of what Donald Trump celebrity I'm thinking Pennywise from it? Yeah, okay, what about o j Oh? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Speaking of costumes and celebrities, who do you think you're gonna see? Um? So I think you'll see Bill Cobby with a drink man, your ignorant? What do you think you can see Steve tonight? Some of that? No, I don't know. H you know, I'd be surprised to see what Jacobs. You're gonna see some Steve Harvey's. Oh that's right, No, you will see some Steve make friend you are famous that they'll have a ball ball Yeah, yeah, that's good man. Yeah, your party's tonight, j party that the Jay spots going down tonight any one West Manchester Avenue, Shot Flank. You know what I'm saying, Go to the event right the first seventy five people absolutely free do it? You it a text? Let me see that's what happened for I don't know, Timmy, who who would you go as? If you had to go as a famous? Question? Who would you do? Because it ain't so who would you? Got a celebrity? It with me, But it's really him Jet punch it too, Yeah, Junior does. But Steve, it was just it's just just throwing it. Ye me. Personally, I would probably go as the head white walker in game Acro. That's good one. But you can't say it if people ask you what it is right there, he can't say it. If I was taller, I don't think I'm tall enough. I'd go as Ninie Leaks. That's who I'm going. I'm not here, Come on, Julior Famous, I'm going. I'm going. I'm going this Prince all out man, Prince. Yeah, you ain't that pretty? Ain't nobody's gonna believe in Junior you down, He'll be pretty. You're gonna be more like little Dabby for all Steve Harvey contests no purchase necessary void where prohibited participants to be legal US residents at least eighteen years old unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, Physics Steve Harvey dot com. You're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show.