Y'all know what time. If y'all don't know, y'all bag all suit looking back to back down, giving them mong just like theming buck things in its tub. Y'all to be true. Good to Tete Harty listening to me? When you together for Stu barn Quick, why don't you join? Yeah by joint period doing me? Honey said, do you go turning? You run you you gotta turn the turn turn you love it got to turn out to turn the water the water. Come come on your back. Uh huh, I show will good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on dig me now. I wanted only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah I do, man, God is good Hey today, I just want to get right to it because this has really been pressing me. I woke up and this was on my mind, and I wanted to share it with you because I know this for a fact. See I've I've lived this for a fact. And you know the majority of things I talked about in the morning before we get started with the regular show. It's something that I've experienced. I can only tell you what I know, and so I really really understood why God has had my life go the way that is gone, Because if I didn't have all these tests in my life, I didn't have all these tests that I passed, all these tests that I failed. If I didn't have all of those, the good and the bad, what could I share with you in the morning? What could I tell you about hanging What could I tell you about failing and then winning? What could I tell you about hanging in now when all hope was gone? How could I share that with you unless I've had those moments myself. And so I've really come to the realization that I am, just like all of you, the some total of my past, just as you are the sum total of your past. It is these bumps and bruises, the ups and downs, the peaks and valleys, that create us who we are today. All you got to do is be grateful for the fact that you survived at all, and somehow you still sitting here, you still standing. So with that in mind, I want to share something with you. I don't care what happens to you. I don't care what you're going through. Don't you dare dare give up under no circumstances. I don't care who told you know I don't care who told you you never make it. I don't care who who has shown you no faith. I don't care who ain't believed in you. I don't care what you heard about him saying behind your back. Don't you dare dare ever give up? It is the biggest trick that the enemy has is making us think we ain't gonna make it. The biggest trick that enemy has is filling our minds with hopelessness, to to to uh to, to water down on the illusion that there's a possibility that you might still have a chance to get over. The biggest trick he uses is when you make a mistake and you fall, He gets you to start to thinking it's final, that there is no resurrection, there is no redemption, there is no recovery. He just makes you think it's final. He is the master deceiver. Don't you dare dare ever give up? I don't care what happens to you. I don't care what besets you, befalls you, trips you up, what circumstantial situations may arise. Don't you dare dare ever give up? Because listen to me, these are tests that you are going through, and these tests whether you pass the test, or it appears that you've failed the test, the test accomplish. It's the mission if you're smart about it. If you pass the test, Let's say you're going through a situation and you get over and it goes the way you wanted to do, then what you've learned is if you hang in there, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. Okay, mission accomplished. If you fail the test and it doesn't go the way you want it and it goes the opposite and it turns out into a negative result, and in response you were looking for is a no. That's not final. That doesn't mean it's over. That doesn't mean it's time to turn back. It simply means that now you have learned a valuable experience. You have learned a valuable lesson. You now know what not to do. You are now because you know what not to do, another step closer to getting it right. Listen to me, It has to happen this way. You have to have the rain in your life to get the flowers in your life. You got to have the darkness in your life to appreciate the sunshine in your life. You got to have woes and worries to appreciate the joys. It is merely a test. So when you get through failing, and you get through stumbling, and you get through messing it up, all that's getting you one step closer to getting it right. On my relationship ended, I'll never be able to find another person like that. Not only will you not be able will not only will you be able to find a person like that, You can find a person that far better than that if you don't give up. But see, sometimes you got to go through the bad ones to get to the good ones. Don't you dare dare ever give up? I don't care what happens to you if you lose a love one. And Lord knows, I've lost some people I've loved dearly, with every inch in me. I've lost my mother, my father, my brother, and my best friend. I don't know. I know people who have lost their children. Goodness, man, I can't even imagine that, but they kept on going. What you're giving up for? Oh, I got you miss him, and I got you grieving, But I got news for you. Don't you let the devil make you think it's over for you because somebody else ain't still here. It was their time. Now I'm not trying to listen to blow for you, but I'm trying to get you up on your feet so you can stop all this old woe is me because the things is happening to you. You're not the first person that's happened to Come on, now, let's get a grip. Let's wrap your mind around this thing. You have got to move forward, if it's just in memory of those people. I was on one of the commercial breaks on Family Feud the other day and somebody asked me, uh something, and I forgot the question, but my answer was I always wanted my mother and father to be proud of me, and in that absence and their demise, I'm hoping, just somehow, man, that they're watching me, that I'm down here, that I'm doing better, that I'm making something about myself, that I'm loving my wife, that I'm taking care of my kids. It's to my old man to see that about me. You know, I want my mother to see I'm trying to get my life together over here, you know, say I'm trying to be a better person. My mom was a Sunday school teacher for forty years. She's been praying for me for a long time. I just hope, man, and that's all I'm doing. It's just hoping that they see me so they can't be proud of me. See you, you you, you you. You got to understand that when you make these mistakes, that when you fall and stumble and you get it oh so wrong, it ain't over for you. Don't you dare dare dad ever? Give up? Don't stop thinking, man, because it ain't happening just the way you wanted to that it ain't meant to be. You know why you're being tested right now, because there is no testimony without the test. You got to go through something. It's all good man telling you. I just wanted to share that with you. Don't you give up out there. I don't care what's happening. Don't don't, don't don't get deceived. The victories coming, but you ain't gonna get it if you quit. Hang on, y'all. You're listening, ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls, people from all around the world. You are listening. Listen to me, close to the baddest morning show in the land by none. Ain't nothing else even close. Team. Oh it's others own, but why you know. I think it's just because it's other stations. I don't even see. Good morning, Shirley, Good morning Steve. Some caller. Hey, what's going on? Steve? I need to turn your micro back? Junior morning Up, I'm too loud, Jay, Anthony Brown food, you ain't top of the morning. What's going on? Sherley Carlin Leaders Leaders of Content and Direction. Well, you know what, let us go going on? You do know what's going on today? It's Carlin's birthday. Birthday perfect, Carlin, Thank you, Creel, thank you, thank your birthday. I like that. The megaphone remix. It's eight years old. Girl, Thank you, guys, thank you. And I'm excited. Yeah, and oh my god, it's a lucky day. That is. I don't believe it. I don't any day you up is a good day. I don't what is right? What a Saturday to fourteen? I mean, you know what what different doing? Me? M M? What they do. I'm not gonna do the whole much. Just don't mess with sudden stuff. You know, I'm not really superstitious, but certain things that just don't mess with, like well just like well black black cats, you know, breaking room. I don't want to round me. Yeah, I don't want to round. I'll tell you something else I don't do. Man, I don't walk through cemetery, no way, even if it saved me a lot of time. Yeah, part of I'm gonna walk around. I got time for that. I can walk all the way around. I read all the name. It's just like eerie feeling when you're in there. Man. Yeah, now I'm with you. I'm gonna walk all the way around. I had a party. Used to do that. Man, I'm gonna c Yeah, we go over Paul's house. I'm gonna cut through Cimtony. No, I'm not. You go all the way around to Yeah, well you don't get that to the marrow. I'm cool. But if you take the short ride, we're cutting through the I'm gonna hand up over there, but I'm gonna wait till there's my turn. Us rush going in the way. Be On Santas used to walk home from school. He said, you used to have to run through the cemetery. No one, he's so fast and for Mayas, that's I'm not doing that. I'm with you on that. Wow. Okay, well we got for thirty something funny. Well, happy birthday, Carla, thank you more. Friday thirteen stuff, we started something I think we did. Yeah, all right, we'll be back at thirty two after you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go. It's something funny. Uh, Friday thirteenth stuff. And what is this? Jay? You said the horror movie? You want to do that? That sounds good. We can't do that. If you're don't do a horror movie. Yeah, you don't have to. You have to have if you don't have a harrd movie. All right, let's go. First of all, if you're black, if you're a black man in a horror movie, you will be the first to die. Happen it, don't make it credits, it's not gonna happen, no way. And then you just you're you're gonna die right off the back for seven minutes. I got one. Yeah, if you don't have a horrid movie, you're gonna do a horror movie. The white girl got to fall, She gota gotta fall, Yeah, no way, yeah, women telling and if she falls, whoever goes back to save her dies too. But if you're gonna if it's gonna be a horrid movie, it's would be a white person, uh, walking in the woods because they heard something. What what is that? What's that? What's that? Going toward that sound? Towards the sound? What you gotta see? What is that? Somebody got to open the door. While the whole audience is Holly, don't go with Steve good one. You know I got one. I had that one for some reason. Why are you sitting up either watching TV or you will see a little vision of a little girl somewhere in your house just popping up for no damn reason. You can't make hard move without a little girl just showing up in the window. She's in the refrigerator, she's yeah, who is the look girl? If you're gonna make a horror movie, and I mean, if you're gonna make a horrible somebody gotta die. While giving a speech, gets say all this talking you get down, you got to die. I'm sicking this. There's no way I'm taking it. Shoot you got time. If you're gonna be in a hard movie, it's got to be a dead person walking by. It has to be a deader. They've been there for a minute, but they walking by. All right, If you go have a horror movie. You must have a hunted house and the white family stay in it anyway. We can shoot. You must stay in the house after you're discovering that keep going the red and yeah, I ain't nobody movie. Why would they stay in there anyway? That's the white people. That's what white people do the movie. They hear stuff, they see stuff, stuff moved, but they don't. That's true, man, they got to stay. They don't have a horrid movie. You must run out of gas on a deserted road. Well, you have no phone signal? All yeah, don't happen to that's one. Yeah, I'll tell you what. Nothing in a hard movie. You have a horrid movie. The lights gonna go out. When the lights go out, somebody got to go check. You don't black when the lights go out, don't nobody moves. You can't get a black us. We'll sit there way till they come home. Somebody got to go check to break up. Why the outside the break Oh my god, the lights around him. Check this out. There's always a window that's open that keeps uh swinging back and forth, and you keep hearing the window shutter you yeah, yeah, yeah, every hord movie that is always going to be one hell dinner with no teeth that come over and start killing when you're seeing him show up with no teeth, teeth, it's him, yeah, him, everybody else got teeth? How he got no teeth? Were you're talking to him? No teeth? And I don't care where you live. If it's sunny in the daytime at night sounding lightening all the time, the whole time must change, the weather must change. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you that. This gets on my nerves. In the horror movie, every horror movie, they get a history of the house. Why the hell you ain't listening to? Old man really killed twenty five people? Why the hell we bypass five? Why you want to be twenty I'm gonna look always think that history all the time, all the time. Yeah, it's import information. That's always gonna be a white couple that make love in the middle of the scary part. They do it all the time all the time. Killer. Get to watch it. Killer. When and when you think the killer is dead, he's gonna what what do you do? Sit up? He said, it's straight up, And it's always blood coming out of wall. Yeah, some damn kids want to open the wall. You don't get yours in your car, man Man Halloween to Yeah, it looks like the first one's gonna be good. Bootoo, don't open the door, all right? Coming up next, Tommy's run that break back right after this. You're listening to the Steve Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour MS and will be here with today's national news and headlines. Well, come on, nephew, it's time to run that prank back. Let's run it back. We're gonna run that. We got a drug test going on shore. We got a drug You're gonna have to pee. You're gonna have to pee for me. Come on, come on. Crazy sounds crazy, it is. Let's get the peace. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a FA Please, this is hello. This is Officer Rodgers from the Probation Department. Yes, sir, listen, now you have been uh on probation for a little over a year now, all right, faith, Now you're supposed to be serving two years probation. All right, now, I'm giving you a call actually bringing you a bit of bad news. And I hate to do this, but you you came in for a couple um a couple of weeks ago and did a did a drug tests? Am I right? All right now, I don't I hate to bring you some bad news, but the actual drug test that you took has come back positive. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a wait a minute, wait a minute. Now, you came in a couple of weeks ago, you took a drug test. This drug test is actually come in positive. Now what I want to say to use this, you're gonna have to. Actually my test wasn't positive. You got Hold on a second. I either need you to come into me or I don't. And I don't want to save your embarrassment of having to send a car out to pick you up. Now, embarrassment you're talking about. I gave you some good ma'am. Right now, I got you have a positive drug test? You have you you you come up positive. Man, Now you gotta we used the one that you brought us now, must have been the wrong one. Couldn't have been. Man, I'm all sir, but I wouldn't have gave you no bad year and it just wouldn't me. Man, I don't want to have it back to jail. I don't even know why you would call me with this nonsense. I got children I'm trying to do right. I don't know why you would call me. I wouldn't have game. You know bad. That's not me, you fly. You have to come in and do another three months now, Oh, sir, you can come pick me up. I can tell you right now. I can pin your hand if you want me to. Ma'am. Your your urine has come back positive of drugs. Now, I don't. I don't know any other way to explain it to you. You've been actually evidently using drugs again. I'm trying to tell you I don't use no drugs. I've been cleaned for a year and some months. Now you got the wrong. That's not my How do you telling you that? How do you know it's not yours? Ma'am? It's got your name on the lid. Everything you have come back positives, whatever dinner you put your name on it, because that ain't my now it came back, would have came back good. You can't tell me and tell me I gave you some man. Call me and tell me that that's a negative, sir, that's a double negative. It's not a double negative, it's a double positive. You've actually come back positive. Say he has written here on the actual CUPA. No, no, we don't have more than one faith. You're the only face I've actually double checked out myself. You need to either come in or we got to come out and all you're behind in here. Well, I need you to come right now, cause I got the right now right now? Are you trying to tell me that if I come and pick you up and take your year and now your YearIn is gonna come up negative? Is that what you're saying. I'm telling you that you're a double positive. With that, my urine is gonna come up negative. Man, I hate to I don't want to come out all year in in front of your family, but you're actually gonna be coming in and you're gonna do three months. That's all I can tell you. You've got confident, sir. You got the wrong. Say hell know you got the wrong. It's one of the two. Might be both you got the wrong. You've got the wrong. Fake. I'm letting you positive, no positive. I'm trying to I got kids. I mean I ain't had no positive. Listen, ma'am, I'm telling you one more time. You either want to come in or want me to come and get you what you want. Let me tell you what I want you to do. I want you to find out who you have because that ain't mother. Don't pound you, No, I'm want tell me nothing about you got some some that that is not good. I gave you some good. I tells. I got to to y'all. Y'all keep picking up people, software of kids and folks. Y'all had me saying some time, miss my child drink. Now, I'm I've been giving you the blood and you stay. I want to quit me. I'm dad. I ain't get you a bed. I'm coming no more nor like that. And well is my publication office? You say your name is? My name is Officer Rogers, So I don't know Officer Roger. Like I said, you might be the reason why it came back, pat you might be the reason I need to speak with Mr. That's my formation outfit. Now I have cleaned at all time. You shouldn't be calling me. I should be calling you because I'm gonna evidently I'm gonna have to come down the hall. You're behind it myself. But you can bring you and when you call me here, let you know I have no time to them. You can come to my job. I got you got let me know what. There's one There's one more thing and I need to bring all right now, I got one more thing I need to say to you. Are you listening to me? What is it? Sir? This is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your sister Alan. I know one thing. I'll played too much. I'll play too much. When I was coming to give Mr Roger, she gonna get this out of me thinking I was doing drugs and didn't know about it. Okay for you, all right, Hey, I'm not I'm nervous. It's your sister. She put me up to it. Baby. But when you ever see her, you see what she looked like. I'm gonna be the hell out of I got one more question for your baby. You got to tell me this. What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harmid Morning Show. Drug Tess. What y'all think y'all good with that? I think I'm all good. It's about being stupid. That's what it's bout. That's what's in my country. I'm gonna put that in my contract. If you ain't stupid you five am I doing all right with my job? But i'd like how you sound like you you had a choice, That's what I like. Really, I could not be who go stupid me boo. I'm just hey tonight New Ork, New Jersey, Baby Symphony Hall, Mama's Boy, the nephew is clowning out here. Yes, tickets on sell at all ticket Master outlets. It is Mama's Boy at Symphony Hall in Newark, New Jersey. That's tonight, two shows tomorrow in Brooklyn, and that's at the King's Theater and two shows in Boston, Massachusetts on Sunday at the Civic Center. You don't want to miss it. This Mama's Boy Me Robin Gibbons and uh, list goes on. But this again, Jannet Gilber. You know it's really so many people, Eugene, you know, I mean, it's all the people in my head? Is that what you're here? When you come out, Tommy, when I when I come out, I hear that, I get an applause. Stop trying to continue to I stopp Tommy, What are you doing well? All this is going on? You know? Should I stand there and I try to, you know, be very modest about it? Are you time? You know I've talked to Johnny gill Is saying the soul right, and what did he say? I said, Tomas say, he get a bigger applause than you do when you walk out. You know that, John Johnny Phil on the floor. Let's go to break. Let's go to break. Let's go to Johnny John. All right, superstar. Missa's coming up next with Today's a National News. We'll be right back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, Happy birthday to our girl Carla Farrell today. Thank you. Well, Okay, check this out. It's already garnered eight point seven million views on YouTube, probably even more by now. Eminem's free style cipher the storm where he ripped President Donald Trump on the b ET Hip Hop Awards. I don't know if you guys heard about this, but he went after him, Eminem did. He went after Trump on immigration, corruption, white supremacy, the NFL, gun control, environmental disasters, hypocrisy, and more. Here it is Listen, what we got in office now is a common kazi that will probably cause the nuclear hola cost. And while the drama pops and he waits for the quiet down, He'll just castes plane up and flying around to the bombing stops. Plus he gets an enormous reaction when he attacks the NFL, So we focus on that and instead of talking Puerto Rico with gunn reform for Nevada, all these horrible tragedies and he's bordered, would rather cause a twitter storm at the packers and any fan of mine who's a supporter of his. I'm drawing in the Sandy line. You read a four against that knowledge serious because Eminem said it. We've been saying this for the longest but the longest show and all that. Yeah, but it's it's it's a good thing because in order for us to solve this problem, it's going to take the involvement of other cultures. Black people been screaming injustice since we got him. We've been screaming it at the top of our lungs. Somehow they managed to think that slavery was okay, but for it then we kept had a whole while died for it. Yeah, so now you know, then you got the civil rights movement, you got all of this that went down. You know, Rosa Parks had to go and refuse to get up off the bus to get some things, and it's just just got tired of this. We've been screaming it. Then lunch counters, bull connors try to run us off the face of this earth with them dogs and everything. It's just incident after incident after the incident, and so now, but every time we get movement, we have to have involvement. But it's up to us to raise the issue and keep the issue in front of their face if we don't in all in all forms of protests. But we gotta be careful because they masters at twisting the narrative. Even Eminem said it, but we know what's been happening. See, black lives matters, don't win away number one, we didn't have leadership in it. But then number two wasn't clearly defined, so then they started giving it definition. Well, white lives matters too, well, other lives matter. Not that's not what we're saying. Yeah, see that's not what we're saying. And we're not saying that our lives matter of anybody else's. We're just saying that our lives shouldn't matter. Also, But they managed to flip the script and turn that into a negative that we hate police, and all of it is here and that's not the case. And now with this Kaepernick thing and the kneeling, they've changed the narrative again to where it's not even about the injustices that these guys are representing from the neighborhoods that they from watching all these black men get shot down for no reason at all, and these police officers keep going home having Thanksgiving turkey while while these while these mothers is burying their boys. And that's what it's about. It's about, man, can your anthem mean the same thing for all of us? But then if I say something out loud, then here they come and attack me with them. Well, you got seven shows, you're rich. What you complaining about? America has worked for you, But until it works for us all they don't really work for me because I know fool away and why they don't while they're dealing with me because I make them a lot of money. Let me stop making this money and watch if they take the phone call. You think I'm stupid to that? No, sir, no sir, all right, no sir. We got to move on. Now. Let's let's introduce of than settled down, got to get back down. And these two a folk ladies and gentlemen our very own talentedness and trip calm down after they hear these things. In the wake of the Republican parties failed efforts to repeal and replace Obamacare, President Trump yesterday decided to do it his way. He signed an executive order which he insists will make lower premium insurance available plans to more consumers. We aim to allow more small businesses to form associations to buy affordable and competitive health insurance. This would open up additional options for employers to purchase the health plans their workers want. Trump says that millions and millions of people are going to benefit from this new plan. However, critics point out that only the young and healthy will benefit because the insurance companies will be able to cherry pick who they want to enroll in their in their particular insurance plans, older people and those with pre existing conditions will be hit with much much higher healthcare costs. Also, by the way, the president wants to end the subsidies that are given through Obamacare to people who are poor. The death toll continues to climb at California, where over twenty fast moving wildfires is still burning this morning across eight counties in the northwest in the northern Wine Country. Now at least thirty one people reported dead, over two hundred others still unaccounted for. True administration, by the way, pulling out of UNESCO, which is the u n S Cultural educational Agency. The US hasn't paid his dues in the u n since twleven, when Palestine became a member state. Israel is leaving UNESCO to the agency's director general calls the moves regrettable. The House has passed the thirty seven billion dollar disaster a package with overwhelming biport pipartisan support. The money is to assist with hurricane recovery in Florida, Texas, and Puerto Rico, as well as to help out the money need for those wildfires in uh California. But meanwhile, the President is lashing out against Puerto Rico and his latest tweets saying the U. S Military and emergency management personnel cannot stay on in Puerto Rico forever, and then he takes a dig at the island's fiscal health with this statement. Puerto Rico survived the hurricanes. Now a financial crisis looms, largely of their own making reaction. Governor Roll Say tweeted that quote, reminding people that Puerto Ricans are US citizens and that they only one to support that any of our fellow citisteens would receive across this nation. Finally, first of all, today's Friday thirteenth, but it's also National Silly Sayings Days. That's what they mean by good riddence the band rubbish. I guess you what they mean when they say, into each live, so ugly must fall. Stay tuned to Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Al Right, here we go. Steve introduced ja JA introduced the butterfly. You know how yesterday introduction let me let me I did it in the gospel. Whoa do you know the bird fly like I do? Say again night and you know the butter fly like I do? Let you you butter fly? Because I know I can't fly? Do you know the butterfly? Like? Very good? Do you do you do you do you know? Come ahead? I said, not do you do? You do? You do? You know? But very good? Thank you? I've got anything else gonna get Good morning everyone, Stephen her do you know, dude? You know, I said, dude, do you know? I said, do you know? Do you know like I do? When it hits you, it's never hidden, befo, come on, let him shot. Let them black very good. Every Wednesday my birthday here, do you know? Let him do. It's my birthday. Let me, let me, let me get up, let me do you know? Good? Do you know? I'm like, well, you know because you know what I wrote that I wrote down? Down we go Jackson And like, do you know? Don't you know? You all know? Because I know the butter Fly is the guy I know. Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. Wait, I'm sorry, Butterfly. We're all out of time, but I have a Friday the thirteen party coming out coming out next. Jay Anthony Brown is here. He's got to murder another hit. We'll be back at letter Flutter Flutter flutter, Butterfly. But he got to do his sound. Now you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on, introduced your boy with with another hit. That gentlemen, my brother murdering their hits. Jay, you can't do my shameless plug. First October, the seventeen Little Man Days five Comedy Club One wants to just the Avenue and a big Halloween party. Halloween Night with Flame in Los Angeles and Los Angeles, California. The song right here. You're not gonna lose any friends at all. You're not gonna lose anything. This is a message to people who are going through something. Come on, everybody's going through something. Somebody check it out. Yes, here we go. We've got a situation is causing aggravation. So I took time to make up this song for you, boot song for your boom. It's my obligation. I can't take the irritation. I can't be faith with you. I must tell you the true faith. I must tell your dad room upon the product that I got for you. They had a sail on it. So girl, I got you too. In Madrid. It's kind of hard to talk to you. I didn't want to mention what you put me through cause you film costs indemn me. I'll stop, go make a sandwich and gand the familish. I pray that thinks of it better. I can stand it. So what do you take this lubrication to help the situation? Cause if you don't think of me and you play up through so day is lubrication to help out love relations. If you don't in mean you, we are me and you mutangerus lubrication to help love relations. If you don't mean you, we are met this lubrication to help love relation because if you don't mean you are your true as I don't know s. I got murder location, murder location, man sail, and I got you to show understandards of ignorance and we have to keep it going. Hi, Hi, you have nothing to say. She caught me off. God, you thought he was gonna really think about everybody likes that song by jam No, I never thought bad. I got you too. Sometimes that can be a problem. Yeah, yeah, you so much so that you made a song about made a song my hap with your new big it is a situation, guys, if you done guess me and you just slip on in there, slip on in there that you've done true mega phone. I love it. I love it. You can't. You can't be listening to this show. I do it every day. You have to go. Man, this is the greatest. None of the suits man nothing. I'm coming to work for this and now it's all ignorant. You didn't have your megaphone on your last job. You didn't, you wouldn't. I'm leaving. Just wait none that call from I'm yeah, got the call right coming up next nephew Tommy's prank phone call. We'll be back right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour. Right about four minutes after the hour, we're geting ready for today's Strawberry letter. You do not want to miss that. But first, right now, it is the nephew and it's prank phone called. What you got now fl PC? What? Yeah? Fl PC Funeral Picture Company? What you keep it there? You ought to take your picture now for your funeral later. Don't don't let him have to dig for him dig. Fl PC Funeral Picture Company is Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Darwin Darwin. This is Darwin. How are you doing? This is Frank with f PC. We're trying to come down and see about making an appointment with you within the next weeks. That's possible for what we're supposed to come by. I'm with FPC. We want to to uh we have what what what is that? What is FPC? Uh? Sir, your name was left with us, and you're you're you're on on our file to actually come out and make an appointment with you so we can so we can get your picture taken. You must have your own number. I'm not I'm not signed up to take no picture anything. So okay, well you are you're doing correct? Yeah, yes, I am done. So you're called Darwin and that's what you call it. But anything about a picture? What what's up with a picture? We've got you on our schedule here, FPC. We have you on our schedule to uh to actually for us to come out to your home and take your picture. Okay, FPC, what's company is that? What's what's your what type of picture? And would I be taking I'm not taking no picture? But what what is FPC? Okay, you don't know anything about photo being taken of you? Okay, Uh, sir, f PC is uh we are this is a funeral picture company, funeral picture a company, and what we do is we come out and take your picture and were actually keep it on file. That way when you do pass away, we have your picture for your programming. We have a nice picture for you. Look, I'm not dead right and here you're not taking no picture of me? Who is this again? My name is Frank. Frank. Okay, Frank. You mean to tell me y'all taking pictures of people before they die just so you could have their picture. Oh foul. We're keeping on file and then you have a good picture on your program and that's what that's what. Uh, that's what we do. They ain't signed up for nothing like that. Who the hell signed me up for some like that? Like? Sure, but we're trying to schedule where we can come out beginning of next week so we can get your picture taken next week week after you get picture when I'm dead, you're not taking no picture of me before that? That? That don't sounds right? Uh, sir? Don't you want to have a good picture on your program? So you're not taking the picture of me for no funeral arrangements that I'm I did yet I don't understand that. What the hell is this about? Nobody who signed me up for it? Then tell me that much? Uh? So I don't have the actual person listened here on who signs you up, but I do have the number and you are Darwin, Mr Darwin. So I didn't sign up for that. I'm not taking the picture. Uh you guys running around taking pictures of people before they that just to have a good picture on fan that salation. Man, I ain't never heard of like that, sir. Okay, sir are you? I mean we have your address here? Are are you? Are you available? No? I'm not available. I'm not available at all to take no picture for funeral that I'm not even dead yet. I don't. I don't get that. That that sounds like a much of and I who the hell gave you my number? That's what I want to know. So I'm not quite sure. But one thing we have to do is we have to follow through with our jobs. So what we're gonna have to do is we have to come out there and take a picture. So I don't wanna, you know, create a problem. I have to get a picture of you by next week. Oh it's gonna be problem because you're not getting a picture me for no skill, no arrangement, Mr Darwin. I have to come by your house at least by Friday at around twelve now, and I'll come by and get a picture to you. Ain't coming by my guy house no Friday, you can lie. You gotta come over here to try to get my pitching. I got plenty of got pitched in my house to put on the mother funeral program. I'm not taking over pitching. That mean I'm claim to be dead. I'm not dead. That's some more bad look got dead. I don't know whe don't you worked for Frank but you got I worked I worked for f f PC, Sir, I worked for f PC, FCC. Mike, you ain't not taking no picture of me. Don't come over here, Friday. Come about no guy Piston before you get pistol and you and I hope they got Joe got pitt your on file. That's a stupid company you worked for. I ain't never heard of nobody taking no picture before I did that. I got me using pictures in here for that program. And when I'm grown with I care about what a picture looked like. Who had my guy funeral? That's a ligna. You tell whoever you worked for any to go find another my occupation. I don't make no guy just you're not coming over here, Friday, buddy, You come over here if you want to. Okay, Mrs Darwin, yes, are you familiar with with Glinda? That that's my wife? What what do you about to say. Now, I want all I wanna do is say this, man, I just want to say, Glinda, the one that got me to prank phone call you. This is nephew Tommy Baby from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. Huh, I'll beat up boy, Yeah, a lot, he lot. I ain't never let know busness like there's some FTC funeral. Well, man, I said my New year resolution. I was on cut back on drinking. But you got me over here about the tip a bottle right now? Crazy? Are you crazy? Man? And come over here to day before get a picture of Clinton. Y'all got me, Baby, you got me. I ain't never heard of no company like that. You are putting me up to it bad. You're gonna I'll tell you what you're tuning in tomorrow morning. Man, You're gonna catch yourself on national radio and I'm gonna tell everybody. Boy, they had me hot over here. I'm like, don't tell Flinta, but I'm gonna have me a drink anyway. I was looking for an excuse to dray. You don't fit your ticking. You'll put on foul boy, y'all didn't Yetta have lost the half of mine in your head with that a then, buddy, Man, I gotta ask you something, man, dum and tell me this here man, what's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Wick Up Show. Buddy, So I'm not the only one, won't they picture taking nine for you are? Yeah, y'all know. But if you ain't there, at least you know, you know you left a good picture. You know what I'm saying. If you're leaving, I mean you're leaving life insurance lead a picture you won't you know what I mean? I need to take a picture of some money, because the ain't gonna be nothing left. It's gonna be you have kids and grandkids. You're gonna leaving something. I wouldn't even go to the reading of the wheel. We didn't know that wasting money. You could have been it all, Jay, There'll be nothing. I think I want a funeral rehearsal before people do have that, the funeral rehearsal, you know, like a wedding rehearsal. Yeah, well, you know, at least I lined it up. You know what I'm saying. Will you lie down in the coffin and all of that, you're getting a coffin. Yeah, and you're still a lie. I've been in a call from wait what Yeah, listen, I was in the stage plate and every night I was in the coffin. It was really a coffee, y'all. It was a peach creek, dressed it up and put some satin in it. I was in a standard sized coffin. Okay, yeah, I think one person could pick it up, and it was just Paul just had Paul just let's gonna put the handle. Had Like, that's not nice. That's not nice, guys. I think your cast get off and be a brief pa. We getting shiny. How you want one of the old ones with the combination like, oh, we gotta go. We'll be back with more high level ignorance right after this. It's not a good home. You're listening to the Steven Show all right, before we got to today's crazy Strawberry Letter programming note coming up at forty one after the hour, you do not want to miss bad Acting Theater and the Chapman, the Ladies and Gentlemen. This is the Reunion show. If you've been following a law yeah, yeah, last week was a finale. Yeah. This week is a reunion show. Uh so anyway, you do not want to miss that again. It's forty one after the hour. Boy oh boy, everyone behaved. That's all I can say. Everyone behave alright, Kyle of Today's your birthday. What's happening girl? What you're doing? Hey? Girl? Yeah? You know what. I've been traveling a lot, so I think I'm just gonna kicking with my man. We're going to dinner, you know, the whole nine to celebrate that way, that's all just something quiet, some quiet up this year. Its way ain't gonna we're gonna do what we ain't gonna do what y yeah? Yeah, okay birthday. I just wanted it. I wondered that do it only birthday? Come? Yeah? Yeah. But Steve, I had to ask you, what is the best fine dining restaurant you've ever gone to? Oh? We can't go there. I tell you, man, what's gonna throw you off? Victoria and Albert's at Disney World. Really the Grand Friddian Hotel. There's no mouse in it, no Mickey Mouse involved. Men have to wear a jacket. You can go there and it's a five it's only five star restaurant. In on and do. It is one of me and Margie's favorite places to go. Food is exquisite, and the presentation and service top shell. Yeah, yes, we're gonna spend some money now, yes, high, But that's one of my most embarrassing moments. My card wouldn't go yes, So I got declined. I don't had a bottle of wine. Subject she started it. I got a lady on the side. Now I don't know how to end it. Good morning to the morning crew. I got an issue that my lady started, and now I don't know what to do. Basically, one day, my first of all, if you have children, you might not want them to hear this. Okay, Basically, one day, my lady asked me what was my sexual fantasy as any man would say, to be with two women at one time was my response. That night, she shows up at my place with the ladies she met while out that evening. You can figure out the rest. After that act by her, I've noticed she's become more sexually free since then. Um, she went from having him a NAGERTI with me and other women every weekend to me getting off work and two of them in my apartment waiting on me or already sexually interacting and asking me to join. Shut up, Tommy, Don't get me wrong. I'm living a lot of dudes dream right now, like Tommy apparently, and my numbers have nearly doubled since this has been going on. Unfortunately, one of her lady friends that she and I were together with, we've been seeing each other more frequently without without my lady's knowledge. Am I wrong for that? The problem for me is this why Tommy? I want? I want to be with my lady and keep her friend on the side. However, my once fantasy has been somewhat of an issue for me to let go of because of three reasons. Physically, I am receiving more than enough, but it's tiring me out. Mentally, it's not challenging. Therefore what Therefore? I know it's not good for me, and spiritually I can't get to the upper room living this. I cannot get to the upper room living this lavish sexual lifestyle. Can you guys give me some feedback on how to handle this situation in a respectable fashion? Yeah? Right? Um. You know when you say handle this situation and a respectable fashion, you do mean getting out of it, right I'm assuming that's what you mean. It sounds like, you know, your brother who got caught up in this lifestyle that has become too much of a good thing. You know what about that saying be careful what you wish for? Uh? You know, because this little safe situation has gotten out of hand. You know, now your conscience is bothering you a bit. Oh now you want to think about going to heaven? Huh Uh. You know I'm not judging you here. I think it's great that you've come to this realization that you want to change and be a bit more respectable. So you know, you need to stop doing what you're doing, as simple as that. If you can, uh, stop doing what you're doing, talk to your lady about stopping. Uh. You know, you can talk to her, but she's probably not gonna stop. I'm just gonna tell you that right now. I don't know. Steve Well make me proud. Don't worry. He's back after this song. Let me get into this. Yeah, subjects she started it. I got a lady on the side. No, I don't know how to end it. Lie, lie, Lie, here's the lie. Now, I don't know how to end it? Oh? Yes, the hell you do. Oh you know how talk? You just don't want to. Basically, most men, even those of us who have flipped over and changed, there's a part of me and the rest of us that is wondering, why have you even sat down at the computer and this turn of fortune? He's already in heaven. How lucky can you be? Come on, and now you want to type us this letter of misfortune over in our faith? Most of us have a side of us that's going are you for real, dumb? You didn't actually rode in on the National Show about a problem that ain't a problem. Well, when I come back, bro, I'm gonna show you some things and the letter that is a problem though, that is going to continue to be a problem, And to let you know for a fact, you have no clear cut solution here you, sir son, Oh great one, oh whatever, apple of our you have a lot to learn. We'll share that with you when we come back. You're listening to the Steve coming up in about twenty minutes, another episode of bad acting theater with the Chapman's This time it's the Yes. But come on, Steve right now with quite two of your response to today's Strawberry letter she started it. I got a lady on the side, and I don't know how to end it. Let me read this letter right quick to you. Good morning to the Morning crew. I got an issue that my lady started. Now I don't know what to do. Basically, one day, my lady asked me what my sexual fantasy was as any man was safe to be with. To be with two women at one time, was my response. Well, at night she shows up at my place where the lady she met while out that evening, you can figure out to rest. Are you tearing up after? After that act by her, I've noticed she become more sexually free since then. She went from having a manage twice with me and other women every weekend to me getting off work and two of them in my apartment waiting on me are already sexually interacting and asking me to join. Don't get me wrong, I'm living a lot of dream right now, and my numbers have nearly doubled since this has been going on. Unfortunately, one of her lady friends that I had her and I was together with, we've been seeing each other more frequently without my lady knowledge. Am I wrong for that? The problem for me is this. I want to be with my lady and keep her friend on the side. However, my once fantasy has become some sort of an issue for me to let go or because it through reasons. Physically, I'm receiving more than enough, but it's tied me out mentally, it's not challenging. Therefore, I know it's not good for me and spiritually I can't get to the upper room living this lavish sexual lifestyle. Can you guys give me some feedback on how to handle this situation and respectful way. Well, I must have inform you of something, young brother. Let's go through a couple of things. One day, my lady asked me what was my sexual fantasy? And as any man was saved to be with two women at one time, let me tell you something stupid. She was hoping you will say this because guess what it's hus too. That night she shows up at your place with a lady while she met out that evening, you could figure out the rest. Now she figured it out already, she already figured it out. Whatever. Since then, she went from having a manage a TWI with me and other women getting into of them in my apartment waiting on me and they having sex and asking me to join your girl wild though your girl is wild. This is something you've discovered about her, but her wildness got you. Now it's just up in there. Now here we go. Your numbers didn't double, You're feeling good about yourself. Then you say, unfortunately, one of my lady friends you were together with, y'all been seeing each other more frequently without my lady's knowledge. Tis tist? Am I wrong for that? Dog? Oh? This is wrong? All this is wrong. Now you want to know if you're wrong for that. See, the problem is I want to be with my lady and keep her free and on the side. Let me tell you something dogs, so you can free yourself up. This ain't your lady. This ain't your lady. This the girl you kicking it with. That Bring other women she want to kick it with, and then let you join in so she can kick it with the other women. This ain't your lady. This is a lot of people, lady, okay, And then you say you're once fantasy has become an issue for me because the three reasons. Now, let me tell you how men think. Physically, I'm receiving more than enough. But it's time me out. What this means is you're about to kill yourself because you can't bring it no more like you used to, because you keep emptying out the tank and you ain't replenish it fast enough. Now you find blanks, salt dust. Mentally, it's not challenging. Therefore, I know it's not good for me. That means, and that got boring on the words of me, And what he's really saying, the hunt is over. See, the thrill of the chase is gone because you ain't got to chase it. You're showing up at the house and it's just laying there. So now you ain't got the chase no more. The hunter and you is gone. You're board, he said. But I know it's not good for me. And here's the killer. I can't get to the upper room living this lavish lifestyle now. But I tell you what, though the lower room is waiting, you're gonna have a spot in hell for show. You are on your way. Brother. Please take heaven to list the things to do with this behavior. You gotta stop some of them. I would at least done a year and right now, play are you you here so deep you started to think this is how life really go. Your numbers were, yeah, your numbers been double. But one thing about it the partment. You're still in that little department because all the women you ever save no money. But you don't be in that little racket as apartment with that little toe down bed and a little nasty dishes and your little tramping little wife that like all other women that ain't your lady. And the girl you got on the side. I can promise you she got somebody on the side, y'all. Ain't none of y'all. The main course all y'all is baked beans, cold slow fred puck to salad y'all, potato salad y'all, all of that. Man, I'm sorry, brother, what can I tell you? Good luck? Young man? There is no answer for you unless you just completely quit, and you can't because it's too good. Yeah, it's okay. Tell us to none of your friends either. All right, Steve, thank you. You know we gotta get out of here. Email or instagram us your thoughts to on today's Strawberry Letter to my girls Shirley, all right, and thanks to everyone who joined me for the Strawberry Letter live after show on Facebook yesterday. We had a good time. I want to come on, Come on, we can't there's an open invitation. She'll never tell you what she's doing. Yeah, you do know you can come. You welcome. Yeah, if you can find us like being invited to the little party, but you won't get addressed. Okay, all right, don't forget coming up at forty one after the hour Bad Acting Peter with the Chapman's and ladies and gentlemen. Yes, it is the reunion show to raise I really do you want to be taller? What are you saying? See, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Show right now. It's time for Bad Acting Theater, The Chapman's the Reunion Show. Welcome to another episode of Steve Harvey's Bad Acting Theater Reunion. That's h J. Check your ball. Yeah, that's good. Now, if you missed last week's season finale, or maybe you just cut the tail end, get it. Earl and Chester. We're trying to figure out who shot Earl. Here's what you missed, dear who did this to me? No? But I might idea. Well, I need you to find out so I can put this behind me. I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. Well, I'm gonna have a grin on my cheeks when you do something. I got some junk in my trunk that would take care than punk. Dad. I need you to crack this case. In fact, some more very important moments in the season. Look your blue black Rascal. I gave your farty million dollars. Take care of your little junior? Is still taking it all in that KK is is mama? Wait? Wait what what wears my money? Oh no? They shot ba Regards. I'm gonna gonna ask Dad if you my real MoMA. Shut up, Jr. I killed Beauregard and I'll kill you too if you get in my way. Boregard is dead. No, no, not Bauregard. Wo wow. Oh no, they're trying to kill Earl. Take these blowdow and take him out. I'm officer to touch it. I mean to talk to KK about the murder of Beauregard Carter and attempted murder on Earl Chapman. Now you should be real confused, but let's introduce our cast members. Okay, first, and never ever, ever last, Steve Harvey, who played Earl Chapman. You know Steve Harvey, star of Thunderdome Family Feud, Little Big Shots, Showtime at the Apollo, and Steve Harvey's newest show. Steve It's a nighttime style show that comes on in the daytime. How is that, Steve? Come on? Can we just get through this? Grumpy grumpy, grumpy, grumpy, grumpy, grumpy, grumpy, one more, one more grumpy. Now, I'd like to introduce our writer and creator, Jay Anthony Brown, who played Beauregard, Reverend Adnoid and the lazy nurse. Thank you, thank you, more happy like, excuse me, excuse me, this is not it's sick people being you. You ain't the only one in Yes, thank you, thank you? All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Carla Farrell as KK. Where is my money raving? Where is my money? I need to think? I ain't going back to jail. This messed up. Oh, Jay's out and I'm running from the po po Thank you, thank me, and of course you're welcome Carla. And of course Junior plays the part of Junior. I'm knew k K was trying to feel dead out shut up, Junior? Wait what what? What? Yes? Thank you? Thank you? Okay. Now George Wallace was supposed supposed to play Frenchy, but he never showed up never. It was not my fault or the phone that come through him. Don't write my phone out go on. All right, that was George Wallace. Now give it up for nephew Tommy, who took George Wallace's part as Frenchy. Nephew Tommy also played Earl's son Chester Daddy, Dad, I don't think you kid, I don't think you like me. I didn't think I didn't even ever see you. Very good, nephew Tommy. All right, now, what I would like to do now is just to go around the room and talk to everyone about their input in bad acting theater. So, so, Steve, we're gonna start with Steve. Steve, how do you like playing Earl Chapman And why do you keep giving Frenchy George Wallace played by nephew Tommy so much money to take out your son. Well, you know, I don't really believe that's my son. I really don't. And it just kind of really goes with you know, Tommy anyway, tom tom ain't really my sister boy. It was real. It's very real for me. Yeah, okay, we're gonna move on to Carla now now Carly, you're the only character on the show that's on the run and being haunted by a ghost. What do you think about your character? Kak is really so you know, she's got a little g and a little gangster and you better not back her up in the corner though. You know she'll come out. She'll come out. She'll come out at you, and she could keep secrets. She's good at keeping and she's very physical. She doesn't mind slapping people around. Right, she's strong. My girl is strong. And today's your birthday. We understand. Happy birthday? Yea happy? Then tell me let's get to you. You play the part of Chester, now that's Earl's son. You also play the part of Frenchy, Earl's arch enemy who was hired to kill Chester. So you're actually the only character trying to get rid of himself. And you know what, I'm actually the only truth that's being on the show. It's just amazing to bring my talents here to bad acting theater to show them what they should be doing. That's what I'm here. And on that note, we're gonna go to commercial with love Union. Thank you. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We're back from commercial for our reunion show with the Chapman's Bad Acting Theater, and we just heard from Tommy. Now, Junior, it's your turn. Uh. In the beginning, you actually, I mean actually, Junior could never get a word in edgewise. How do you feel about that? You know, Shuley, I really shut up? Please shut up. We don't want to saying for you even knowing the reunion. Now Jay to you. Now, for for someone who writes the script, I gotta say, You're acting is pretty darn horrible. You know it's it's horrible. I mean it's it's called bad acting theater. It's not called that for for you know, for nothing, I thought I was doing a pretty good job. I mean, that's why I made myself a ghost, you know. Yeah, yeah, but you're horrible ghost though you know him, don't look I think that I think. I look. I think that the acting is bad. I think this whole damn thing is bad. And I'm just gonna tell you truth right here. You know that, you know the rightinges is bad. The sound effects is always late. You asked for a knock on the door, you get a damn move. You asked for a move you get a knock on the door, y'all, don't study your lines. I'm thinking about taking my name off this whole damn thing. Can we just call it bad acting and drop the Steve Harvey seater? Oh hey, I'm gonna just be honest with you. I don't really want to be associated with this. God, they were just really their line and it would come out better. You know, I got my name on too many good things. I don't I'm on a little big shot. Wait wait, wait back, what do you mean to acting bad? Though? What you mean because like something, I'm playing two people in Mama's Boy. I'm in Newark, New Jersey, tonight tomorrow night. I'm in Brooklyn. Uh, what we're doing now? I mean this is yeah, right now, this is on the right right up there with who stole proper rate money? Saying He's like, well, if everybody would work on the lines and would come out as a better production. But that's the problem with happened. You know, what do you mean that acting is bad? I thought it was real and I didn't want to be in this in the fault place. I didn't have a police record until I got on this somebody, and I'm on the run from the police. What are you talking about? Bad actor? You know what, we should all find a way to get along and set a line and do this and make this work, because it's just adding something different. That's what I was trying to do, make something different. But you're not reading your lands at all. What is you saying? You're lansing. I can't believe how ungrateful you know, right, he wrote it and when he read it, but he can't believe he doesn't it's so bad he doesn't even want to read it. I don't even want to read it no more. You know what, I'm not gonna I'm trying to do something different, and this is the things I get. You know, it's so ungrateful. That's why. Why don't you just plug your club Jay and come on Jason my comedy club you on the seventeen October should be there. She's down a team. You absolutely so much infighting on the show to do your dates, just like coming. I know my dates and locations. Ridiculous man, Flame Halloween Boy, Yeah, the Flame Halloween Party. I'm so disgusted with this that I don't know if I want to write another episode. That's well, you know what Jay Will is stupid? Shut up Junior Jor why why I got shut up? Well, I've been getting toold shut up for ten weeks. Why do I have to shut up? I get tired of getting slapped in the face every week. I'm just taed. Well, sometimes you're gonna get every we come get slap half This is cause of the narrator. Anywhere we got the worst. Damn. The narration is horrible. Man, what's on this? Looking like I'm logged on the whole thing? Caller always late with her yea, yeah, where it can't kid? Yeah, yeah damn And the beginning Earl couldn't even remember his accent. Yeah, thought he bad actor? I call it bad actor bad. You want to start complaining about it? I said, what a y'all studio kid, I'm holding out anyway, join us, Join us next week? Maybe who knows? If we're all speaking to each other, We don't know. I'm not sure if I want to be a part of this for season two, episode one of bad acting. But on the other hand, if your life is useless, what Tommy up on own? You didn't get to see it, But you know what if your life is useless and you've got time to kill and you'd like to binge. Listen to all ten episodes and season one. Go to Steve Harvey die com or Jay Anthony Brown dot com. Will we make it to Netflix at all? But the only thing is Steve gets mad for real. That's he want to take his name on. It would be good animated. Can we make it as long as furious, spass and furious? We go that far the franchise, It would be fun animated. You know we're gonna be like the Rock and Tyrese. You know, can't. I can't get alone because of the sketch. Yeah, our voices on the characters. That would be funny. Steve, I don't want. I don't. I'm telling y'all right now, but for the next season, I'm holding out for more money. I'm gonna let y'all know that I'm just holding out. And Steve, it's des been. You keep calling Tommy a lesbian, but I'm both of them. You know something? You know something being right? Yeah, Hey, listen, we'll be back with more right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning showy y'all welcome back. Listen. What we're gonna do now is. I'm gonna give you a taste of what happened on the Steve on The Steve Show, the New talk Show. I had wanted sites, Oh my god, to foods setting that next to each other because of the new show. Check it out. Are you a morning or night person? Night? Night? Describe yourself in three words? Uh? Funny, funny, funny funny, sleepy funny. What's the first thing you do when you get up in the morning? Uh t ain't nobody said that. What's the first thing you're doing the morning? Dean? Uh? Staring myself and make sure make sure I didn't lose nothing from the night before. What the hell do you do? It? Wanders? Something that many people take seriously but shouldn't uh pick seriously, But shouldn't uh their looks Dion flossing, They would be gone in the day. I probably wander. What's your biggest addiction our Ohl, Well, that's too real. Wait a minute, boy, Oh sweet, there comes to tweet? Oh boy, wait about it? Come on, come on my phone. Okay, what's your big dis addiction free food? Yeah? Why? What's your all time favorite song? Oh? Uh, that's the way of the world. Earth went in five shut up. It's my all time favorite song. That's my all time when's your birthday? Uh? Martch seven, that's my all time favorite song. That's the way the World winning five. I've listened to that song more times than anybody living, I promise you. I bought the album the day after it came out. Three dollars. Walked to cucumber council about them five taxes. It was four eleven. I'll sit there for so long about the taxes on his third with taxes four eleven? All right, I'm sorry. What's your all time favorite song? Dear? Uh? Well, optimistic Sounds of Blackness? That's okay, Yeah, that's a google. What's the last thing you liked on social media? One last thing I liked was jeez, what was it? Uh? What? What was a video the guy they did a flip and he kicked his briden head or something at the wedding game? What about you? Dear? Last thing I liked on social media was I'd be liking all kind of weird stuff. Man, I don't know. I don't really want to say. I don't know. Cookies. What's hey? Listen, y'all watched to a watch the New Steve show today. Check your local listic boy. I got a great guest today, Jackie Chan will be with Jackie Chan. The movie comes out today, Foreigner. We're a great interview. You are going to love this man talking with Steve Harvey. It's so funny. He's so funny. I love Jackie Chan. All right, we'll be back right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, Happy birthday to our girl Carla Farrell today birthday. Thank you. Well, okay, check this out. It's already garnered eight point seven million views on YouTube, probably even more by now. Eminem's freestyle Cipher the Storm where he ripped President Donald Trump on the b ET Hip Hop Awards. I don't know if you guys heard about this, but he went after him, Eminem did. He went after Trump on immigration, corruption, white supremacy, the n f L, gun control, environmental disasters, hypocrisy, and more. Here it is what we got in office now is a common kazi that will probably cause the nuclear hola cost. And while the drama pops and he waits for the quiet down, he'll just cast his plane up and flying around to the bombing stops. Plus he gets an enormous reaction when he attacks the NFL, So we focus on that and instead of talking Puerto Rico with gun reform for Nevada, all these horrible tragedies and he's bordered, would rather cause a twitter storm at the Packers and any fan of mine who's a supporter of his. I'm drawing in the sand a line. You read the four against knowledge serious because Eminem said it. We've been saying this for the London. It's a good thing because in order for us to solve this problem, it's going to take the involvement of other cultures. It's just incident after incident after the incident, and so now, but every time we get movement, we have to have involvement. But it's up to us to raise the issue and keep the issue in front of their face if we don't in all in all forms of protests. But we gotta be careful because they masters at twisting the narrative. Even Emminel said it, But we know what's been happening. See Black lives matters don't win away number one. We didn't have leadership in it. But then number two wasn't clearly defined, so then they started giving it definition well, white lives matters too, well, other lives matter, not that's not what we're saying. Yeah, see, that's not what we're saying. And we're not saying that our lives matter of anybody else's. We're just saying that our lives shouldn't matter. Also, But they managed to flip the script and turn that into a negative that we hate police and all of this here, and that's not the case. And now with this Kaepernick thing and the kneeling, they've changed the narrative again to where it's not even about the injustices that these guys are representing from the neighborhoods that they from watching all these black men get shot down for no reason at all, and these police officers keep going home having Thanksgiving turkey while while these while these mothers is burying their boys. It's about man and your anthem mean the same thing for all of us. But then if I say something out loud, then here they come and attack me with them. Well, you got seven shows, you're rich. What you complained about America has worked for you. But until it works for us all they don't really work for me because I know fool aware and why they don't while they're dealing with me because I make them a lot of money. Let me stop making this money and watch if they take the phone call. No, sir, All right, sir, you're listening. Ste A. Right here we go with just one more thing as we close out the show. On this Friday, carl Us birthday. Huh, Tommy and Jay, of course they're scared. Today is Friday the thirteen. We talked earlier in the show about black cats, sidewalks cracks. All that's the broken head. Why are you guys superstitious now and not walking through funeral homes? That's what Steve said. You just don't especially in the back, and don't go into back were they're really getting busy back there. Have you ever been in the back? Yeah? You know people live upstairs the funeral sir. But you know there are some people who say that you have more to fear from the living than the dead. They're cool with did don't believe that because I'm gonna hurt myself if I ded this girl that I used to go to school with, her family in Chicago. Her family was in the funeral home business. I hate to say this, but every day she wore it too much. Powder, and it just looked like she did she want the same thing they wore. She didn't damn about matching up color. She didn't have too much prouder she had on the rod she had. It was a lot of powder sitting right there, so why not use it was pretty It was pretty scary. Everybody was talking about it in school. Wow, oh my god. Alright, listen. Yesterday R and B singer c Era announced some of the nominees for the American Music Awards Artist of the Year. Bruno Mars, Steve, you'd be happy about that, Bruno Mars, Yes, yes, yes, yeah, the Chain Smokers, Drake, Kendrick Lamar and Edge Sharon. I think that's a good good question. Is jay Z getting like eased out because nothing for the Hip Hop Award? He didn't you didn't get you got one award? Wasn't this album released later than I don't know what the cut off nomination? It may have been at the cut off time. Yeah, yeah, but why do you what do you say? No, no, you know I'm not, but yeah, you're talking about for his new it's a new album. Yeah, yeah, it's a great album. Yeah. Everybody like, yeah, whatever I talked to whatever. Yeah, what's wrong. I'm just that's what I do, the own lockdown. Because over the summer, kids were playing the album. Yeah, I heard some stuff on that I liked. You know, it's really good. Yeah. It's talking truth. Yeah, speaking about truth. Yeah, nobody wins when the family feuds. That's rights. Yeah. Well, I wonder if we're speaking of jay Z, I wonder if when we're going to see their twins. I can't wait, baby, Yeah, they had a boy in a girl. How to hear? That's bother It's not bothering me. I'd just like to see him. I know they're going to be kidding the baby, yeah, because I love babies. I was also reading that that Kanye his baby is sitting on himself. Hey man, y'all gonna stop fat shaming. This boy picked up some weight, just like y'all's big. Kanye, What is outside? I try idea? You hired? I mean, like, what's up? Not that he's changed his name's list, Kanye, it's his med's right, it's his med and med's. Don't put all that on medication. It's the medication. You should understand, j Ain't you on medication on a lot of things? How you don't understand somebody on medication, because I understand. I think it gets harder to lose weight when you get older. Yea, as you age. Like, if I had as hard as I'm working out, I would have been trimmed by now if I was thirty. Yeah, five, it comes off slower. What waistline is? Kanye? Maybe I can give me that description. I don't know because it's equator. Hey, y'all, Okay, I'm not in this. Oh they know who I'm talking. All that says Kanye ain't tucked his shirt in and monch. Hey, let's move on. 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