Hair Etiquette, Steve's Carpet Cleaning Business, Code Tracking, All I Said Was, Reenactment, Things Your Parents Did, Lizard Story, Closing Remarks and more.

Published Jan 3, 2019, 3:45 PM

New level of ignorance today! The fellas talk about proper hair etiquette. Steve talks about his carpet cleaning business. Big Dog is the greatest code cracker and we see why. There are little things that can be said that land you in an argument when in a relationship. Steve and Fool #2 are the best when it comes to husband and wife reenactments. How did our parents get away with doing that? Miss Carla has a scary lizard story. Closing Remarks today talks about starting right now and not hesitating plus more.

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Y'all know what time to y'all don't know. Y'all all suit looking back to back down, giving them more like the million buck things in the cubbing me true good it Steve harting to move to Steve, Please, I don't join joining you do with me. You gotta turn, h you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn you got to turn them out. Then turn the water the water go. Come come on your back. H huh, I'm sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Well, I gotta tell you something, everybody, and this is great news for everybody that or share something with your principle of becoming successful at whatever level you choose. It can be successful in the relationship, successful in the family. Successes may be considered to you becoming a homeowner. It could be being dead free. Your ideal success could be sixty thousand a year, fifty thousand a year, one hundred thousand dollars a year. Doesn't matter if you're considering it, if you're wanting it, if you have a desire to become successful. I want to share with you the very beginning of that. If no one's ever done it, I'm going to say the beginning of it today. See Scripture makes it very clear for us you don't The only thing you need to become successful is already inside of you. It's not an external need. God wouldn't do that to you. He puts the core basis of everything you need inside of you. So if you discover it, if you tend to it, nurture it, fertilize it, and water it, it grows, it branches out. Then it reaches out externally and it starts grabbing things outside of there to make it even bigger, stronger, better, lasts longer. But in the very beginning, you don't need anything. It's all within you. And if you cultivate your relationship with God, it comes out, it flourishes. Now, let me tell you that thing that I'm talking about is a God given gift that He has given to all of us. We all possess it. It is all within us that everybody has a guilt. Had somebody told me what I know now back then, I would have saved myself tons of mistakes. I just didn't know the principles. I had to learn them all well. One of the principles of becoming successful is your mind set. You got to get your mind right now. This mindset is simply a decision that you can make. I can't get it for you. I can tell you what to do, but you got to make the decision. You just listening have to decide. You know what, I'm gonna go on and get at it. I'm gonna stop renting. I'm gonna become a homeowner. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna stop living check to check. I'm I'm gonna put a budget together. I'm gonna stop stepping out on my family. I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna get it together. I'm gonna stop using you when you make these decisions. That's correcting your mindset. Now. The closer connection you have with God, the more help you get sustaining the mindset. How many times have you started to do something and you stopped? How many resolutions have you made at the New Year and stop by February? Over by me at January? Done in March. Because if you don't have a clear connection with your creator to help you carry out the other force out there, that evil force is designed to get you not to reach your goals, get you not to come to resolution with whatever the resolutions are you made, so he can so you can consider yourself not worthy or failure or unable to do something. But the more things you are able to accomplish, the greater your confidence goals grows. So we got to get your mind set together. Your mindset is a decision that you have to make. When you make the decision, you can begin the process. Your mindset is also a will of yours, a will along with the decision, a will, a willingness to do right, a willingness to change, a willingness to be better. It's going to then cause you to have to make a decision to make a change of direction. Don't go where everybody else going. You got to go your way. Now. You can't follow the crowd. You got to take a less travel path. You cannot do this without changing your direction. You can't keep hanging with the people you've been hanging with if you want to be different because they're not. Then you have to develop an obligation to yourself. You've got to say, you know what for me and my family, or if you don't have a family, for me, I owe it to myself. I have an obligation to myself to be the best to me that I can possibly be, to be the best self that I can possibly be, to be the best father, the best man, the best husband, the best wife, the best mother, the best daughter, the best son, the best student, the best employ ye, the best owner. You have an obligation to yourself to give yourself a shot at the best life you can. That's an obligation. You owe that to yourself. Why would you not live the best life that you possibly could. You have an obligation to yourself. Why would you teat yourself like that? Why would you take yourself and never allow yourself to see the goodness that's already in you, to have the abundance that's been promised to you, to go and explore all the riches out there that's available to you. And but one of the worst ways that you can rob yourself of the joy of your obligation is to keep comparing yourself to somebody else. Because guess what, Man, that ain't your life. You ain't jay z and Beyonce, You're You're not open instead, man, that's not who you are. Quit looking around at everybody else that comparison of everybody else to keep you broken. It'll keep you unhappy. You won't even be able to be grateful for what you have because you steady talking about what you don't have. That's not the way, man. You have an obligation to yourself to be the best you You can be, not the best them. You're not them. Stop trying to be them. Be the best you. It's cool. You got a nice little house. That's cool. You know how many big houses is empty and feel with hate and resentment. I'd rather have a smaller house feel with joy in it than to go to a big man. Prince got a line in a song that says, I realized, in its best disguise, a pretty house don't make her home. Man. Don't you know I know how true that is? So I'm just trying to tell you now. Another part of the mindset is taking dead aim at your life's goals and ambitious What are they? What are your goals and your visions? What do you see for yourself? What do you dream about? If you knew you couldn't fail at whatever it is you were attempting, what would you go attempting? See? That's what we need to be after. We need to get that. If you're sitting there thinking about it, man, it's got to be mold to this. It is. It is that the God in you crying out. That's the seed that was planning in you. That's the gift that's in there that's been locked away for years. It ain't too late to open that door. Man, When is it too late to be free? Ask Nelson Mandela when he was alive. Nelson Mandela suffered twenty some years man, behind the wall. When he got out, he was more powerful, more significant than he was before he went in. Ain't ever too late to be free. It's a mindset. It's a mindset, y'all. It's a decision. It's a will. It's a change of direction. It's an obligation to yourself. It's taking dead aim at your life's visions and goals. Come on, man, you got to get your mind wrapped around this thing. You owe it to yourself to live the best life you can be. Come on, man, God didn't create you to be an inmate. What you're sitting in there fall now. When you make your mistaken you do your time, and you come out. Don't let nobody fool you. Well, I got this. I can't get a job. I guess I gotta go do what I gotta do. Are you stupid? For real? That's the decision you'd made. Nah, man, you're gonna wind him right back in now. Come on, man, talk to God. God got something for you. You just gotta check in with him. You're listening, ladies and gentlemen. Today it's going to be different. I have decided, without conferring with anyone, that today would be a day well, come on, wow, every day think that this? No should not like every day this? Watch this what our food? H but nothing? High right over your own front and waiting. Hey, ladies, hello Steve, stay out the way you try to control it. Do your best? All right? Well let's okay, Well then, if this is going to be a different day of ignorance, let's have it. Don't back up now, don't back down now. Okay, what you need? Let's thought with any question you want to ask me. Let's just get this started right now. Any question you want to ask me. This can carry over into six thirty four. These are all ignorant, non responsible answers. Oh okay, tell junior, I don't just but tell junior you can see how fat you are the most when you are wiping your backside. That's when the most of your fat leans forward and you're able to really see how much fat really is you. So you still so you still reaching behind yourself. Yes, you're retching back. So that's how we're still okay, okay, all right, all right now you're still jamming your hand down the back of the new level of ignorance. Okay, you win. Oh that you the fattest that. I didn't think. I didn't think you can talk yourselves. I really didn't. But man, oh man, you gotta put your hand on the wall in front of It's early, guys, it's early in the morning. Yeah, people are having they're eating or they're just getting out just when everybody going breakfast time. Wow. Really, okay, let's start this again, Steve, because you speak to us again. Yeah, that was that's unacceptable, bar see it. I just wanted to be there. Ain't nothing they ain't I beg to differ with you. Girl. You do the stuff out inhale that give you credit for that. Okay, okay, how about this. Let's not lying. Let's not do bodily functions. Let's not do bodily. Alright, alright, yeah, that's out. Be quiet, Tommy, thirty seconds you got thirty seconds, all right, Tommy, that's at We just say it, all right, Steve, I'll just ask you anything. What kind of day are you expecting to have today? How about that? Absolutely incredible? Okay, that's a perfectly perfect answer. We go, we come back. You're gonna see high incredible idiot. Be right, there'll be right. We'll be back at thirty two after Jesus help us all you're listening to day? What is this? Y'all? Look, we don't hate on people who have We don't hate them because we don't have it. But it's just just some hair rules out there. Did you got do about? That's a hair rules, hair rules that you need to live by even though you have it. Like, for instance, if you got an alfro, that's nice, but people should be able to go to the movies and see around your alfro. That's all. You can't block the four or five people seeing because of your halffroke. That's all I'm saying. Tell me you got one man, oh man, I want to disagree with that one before we go too far into this, because this my throat, and if you want to not get blocked, you need to get to early. Get seat of your choice in the ACA. Too much, you'll tell you ain't nobody. Couldn't the affro or sit in the back. No, damn way. I put it froll for you to see it. See, I didn't pay the people talking hating on the frost. We're not here that ball headed him and Tommy. But I'm the ball headed man. Speak up for big FROs, speak up for else. It's the one that bothered me. You can't have gray hair on your head and then a jet black beard. You see what I'm saying, that too, just for men. It's a maze, just for that. You gotta pick a color now, we need all of it to be one. Yeah, pick one that both of them, damn it, that's all we're saying. Let them go gray, that's all. That's fun. Hair board, you got one else, I'll tell your hair rule. I don't like. Come on, Joe, you got you ain't never had weights. You're not fitna get weights, So stop brushing leaving bristles in my car seat, y'all. I don't know how hard you pressing down, dog, but it's not coming I don't know. I don't need to know that one. You ain't getting ever get weight, maybe talking and brushing yet, but you're raising wristles. How hard is you ristling? Scratching your scratch? White men do comb over where they take some of their hell off the left side, growing long enough to swipe it over on the right side to get a piers that they have hand the top um rule of hell. Black people don't try that. That is not for you. Ain't no come open. Yeah, don't gonna part your hair and then start brushing it all to that area. You're gonna look like a fool if there ain't no leftover. Let me do this. Come on, Look, look, your eyebrows are not supposed to touch. I don't give buddy, you can steve some you to brows. Go Anthony David, you got me. You look like a long line across your head. Okay, give me a space in between. Okay, Junior, give me that brush you just head, give me that Okay if your hair is the same grain and Kevin Durant, listen, listen, you're gonna have to do. I need you to get lowest possible and then get to brushing. I just I do I need you to weep the brush with you. Look when you come to the bench when they called time out, grab your breath, grab your thrusting time out, wear around your neck and just test your brush in your shirt. I didn't come out and come on, come on. Growing hair is wonderful. The ability to grow hair is wonderful. But this is for me. That's over forty five. Growing it in your nose and your eels. Say that, damn dog, Listen to me. I got a partner. You look up his nostril. It's just all gray. Hell. Hey dog, they got a device that you can to tweezer. Man, it's a little electronic thing. Just go and get the nose. You get that hell out your ear. If you want to age yourself. Ill hell and nose hell is the quickest thing that sells to a woman who's old as hell first, because you cannot have hair, man. Yeah, yeah, okay, Jake, look ahead, okay. I can I speak to our white friends because we do have white listens. Listens, let me tell you something. We're gonna let you wear braids. We don't care when you go to Jamaica. You want to braid your half enjoy yourself. Let let the people make that money. But as soon as you on your way back here on that plane, on that plane, you need to get that stuff out. You take diet that half day, get between somebody legs in a row before you, and as soon as we hit two thousand feet, you didn't need to be between somebody leg don't get the customs with this down, y'all know that true. I have to just agree with that one. Yeah, to offend a lot of people who you get back Bo Derek the only one we let hat him. She surprised you're listening Stry Morning show. Here we go, coming up. At the top of the hour, Miss Anne will be here with our national news and headlines. But first nephew is up with us. Run that prank back? What you got na Limo driver? One more time? Limo drive for you, Uncle Steve. We're about to rob a bank. Baby, everybody whole time were about to rob a bank. It's the Limo drive. Good afternoon. How can I help you. I'm trying to get Cecil get this secret. Hey, Cecil, one of my boys game in your number. Man. I'm trying to get a car service for the night. Okay, listen, this is my personal number. Do you have the main number? Man? I keep calling the main line, but there ain't nobody answered. I had to call that about six seven times. They keep rolling over to it like to a voicemail or othay. Okay, okay, brother, what's your name? Monday? Tony? Okay, listen, Tony, I got a customer in the back. Let me get them happy. Can you you got a few moments, let me get the dope form and all you hold the phone. All right, okay, cool, all right, thank you have a good evening. All right, Tony? Yeah? What's up? Yeah? Now you're saying you called the main line and you just keep going the voyemail or something like can't you call the main line? But you know, I know I'm calling it the last minute. Do I'm trying to get a get a call for the night man? Okay, what you need? Listen, we gotta we got the suv. We gotta Sudan or two. We got a couple of limits, white up black? What you need if I could get I guess like a black limits ain't be cruel? Okay, we got that. We got that. What time where I'm picking you up? What time? What it costs? You know, for an hour, because all I need is an out where's it's sixty five hours a nour but we only do three hour minimums the first three hours sixty five okay, okay, okay, see, we'll see see. So all I need is an hour? Man really like forty five minutes? So do you think they will work with me where you can't get them? So you're dealing with me? Let me see. I'll tell you what I'll do you for one hundred and fifty dollars and I'll take k But now I want you to know. I'm gonna let them know everything. So I got to have either credit card or received it something on the KVE to let them know. Because I'm not no quoked brother, I'm gonna let them know everything that I'm doing with that fourth place one fifty. I didn't give you one fifty. When you pick me up, that's no problem. Then where am I picking you up in? At? What time? All right? I'm at ninety eight Village Dry, No, I need eight Village Dry, okay? When I need twenty? And when am I taking yourself? I'm going downtown on Capital Street, downtown to Capitol Street, all right? And what time am I picking you up? You could give me like at eleven forty five to night that would be good. Then forty five okay, that's forty five minutes two an hour you're gonna need. Then forty five to next especially twelve forty five, twenty thirty four five okay good that. Um, let me see and downtown Capital. What you didn't give an address? I don't even know the address. I'm going to um to bank bank downtown all right, right? Um? Can I ask you something tony right? Um? Yeah, And I'm trying to get any business. You know, we don't even ask questions usually, but a banking knight's gonna be closed. I mean, you're not going to work because I gotta take you back. So you're dropping off to something to somebody or something like God, No, no, I ain't dropping nothing, No, but I'm picking something up to see. What I need you to do is just right here. I'm gonna go in there, and I'm gonna be in there probably like about fifteen minutes. But when I come out, man, I need you to the car running and we need to get side of there. Man. You ask me to run you down to a bank at midnight and you kicking something up at midnight, and I got to be ready to go when you come out, me and my boys when we come out of there, just when when we get it, when we get back in the back of the limo, I need you to I need you to put the pedal down, man, and let's get out of there. Look here, yo, yo, young brother, Well I how old you man? I'm twenty four. Yeah, that's what I figured. Look here, man, it sounds like you in some kind of shading. I don't do that, brother's Man, Yo, you're a driver. Dog. Your job is to drive. If you pick somebody up, first of all, you ain't gonna be asking nobody where they're going, what doing You're supposed to drive. Let me start what I'm telling you here. Man, once we come out of the bank, drive, let me stop it. That's why I'm driving it working somewhere else driving because I was ignorant like you at one time. Let me tell you something, but I don't know your business and really don't care at this point in time. I'm not doing no crazy like this it. Brother. Let me tell you something. Man. What you need to do is get you young into some type of training school or something to find yourself a job. You're gonna go down and the enemy gonna blow your brains out. I ain't really trying to hear all this, la. What I'm trying to do is pay you this one. I'm fifty you driving me where I'm trying to go, and you ain't meet back if I go. Brother, you can't get right now, not even know advice. You need to listen to me. That's what's wrong with you. Jump now, y'all crazy, get rich right off overnight, tight or you need to slow down because they got something. You feel me. They gotta hold on, Hold on, man, hold on what you know? You don't know nothing, you don't know, man. I need to know what, brother, how you're gonna be preaching to mat dog Because I've been that man. That's what I'm driving a limo because I've been that, young brother. I'm trying to keep you from going that because you won't like it. Look at so that I don't know what to tell you at this point. First of all, I'm not doing it, so you can cut that out. Okay. Now, I'm thinking of you and all the other young brothers to do this thumb. You watch too many of the movies or something. Brother, you need to get your plate because they got a place for you. But let me tell you something. They read my brefer. I ready anything. My mamma told me. They didn't want me to know. They cut it out. Do you feel me? They looked at me every night when they wanted to fed me gubbage that I had to eat or die. You ain't ready for that, man, You ain't ready for what. I think he got your land. Your brothers don't know what going on out here. You got it too easy. See now you're talking about going down. They're robbing the bank. You ain't no bank robber. You don't sound like no thud goal real a remo. The way you're going, you ain't making nothing because they were blowing your young I way about their paper. You don't understand that. And you show you ready for no jail. Could I say one more thing to you? That? Yeah, what is it? All I want to do is tell you it is that I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show and your boy card. They don't got me the frank phone call you. I don't give a who you are if you around with them folks down town. They're gonna blow you, maw. They're gonna get your hundred years under the jail. Do you trouble to do? Did you just hear what I just said? Though? What you said about my partner? You know? I no, no, no, no, I said, I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, your boy the other another driver. Cordell got me the plank. Phone call you if you Tomas. Oh you mean Steve Harvey on the radio. No, man, no, no, no, this is are you seeing his man? Ain't cecil? Your boy? Cordell got me to pray. Phone call you man. I'm gonna get that. I'm gonna get that. When you lit my fire man, I don't know that. I mean my fight move fur. He say, be careful, he say, big Cecil, he's been he's been down there. He didn't done some time. Yn't that ben't that man? Come down, baby, come down man. I got one more question to ask you, man, what's the baddest radio show in the lad I want the Nephew Tommy, but the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I got you, baby, me and your boy. Cordell got you. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna get here, he meet you, brother, I owe you want to y'all gotta be real though, that's how you rob a bank in a limo. If you're gonna rob a bank, I shouldn't say that. Huh okay, well, no giving out criminally, if you're gonna rob a man, you should rob it a limo. First of all, what's the limo driver find out? Like the one dude in this prank that that's put you up to. It's gonna be hard getting limo. Oh yeah, all right, Miss Anna's coming up next with our National News. You're listening to Steven Show. Take this job and shove it all? Heard that before? I thought that before. I wanted to do that before. Right here, Hello, I'm here. Well, guys, have you ever you know, left an attitude? Actions left a job with you? Yeah? Okay, let's hear about it. You're taking hell, I'm shitting here here, and I got my ask over here right here, mean right that, I'm yeah, I'm not throwing shade. I'm building a tent. I know you have one set you to take this job and shove it. Story. Well, I've worked at a place called Lincoln Electric and I hated it. I hated with everything in me. I worked a graveyard ship twelve to eight in the morning, and man, I despised the job because at four o'clock, I don't care who you are. You sleepy, Yeah, there is no getting used to four am. You're supposed to be sleep And lunch was twenty minutes. It was like working. It was. It was the hardest job I've ever had. Lunch was twenty minutes and you and we had to work on a piece system where we had to develop all these wire coils by pieces. And I hated that job. And I had this little dude named Tony. Wasn't my supervisor, cooler dude, but I just I didn't like the company. And so I went to work one day and I just told him. I said, hey, man, I'm not gonna be able to continue anymore. I got a huge loan came in from Small Business Association to start my own company. And all the men was there, Oh wow, really, Steve, what you do? Yeah, I'm starting my own carpet cleaning business. Man. I got the money, the loan came through, offer me to body equipment. So I'm gonna go full time. Oh man, good luck to you, Good luck to you. So I ended up getting his job as a carpet cleaning com well. One of the guys used my company, which partly was true. I didn't really get the money from a small business loan. I just wanted to quit, okay. And so one dude called me and asked me to clean his house because he knew my house number. And I went by his house. But I had went to pick and play with your grocery store, and I rented machines every day and just put it in the back seat of my car. And I pulled up at his house and unloaded the carpet cleaning machine from the back seating my car. Man, I thought she was a professional carpet cleaner. You didn't renting the machine from that man. I'm gonna tell everybody down at the job, okay, So I said, okay, cool, ain't no problem right here, that sound like. So I just went on and ruined his carpet ruined, now ruined Carbet didn't extract the water, just put it in there. Since you're gonna go tell go tell him that too. He felt good about this, didn't yeh? Did? Man very comfortable. And from that story we go to the one of them. It wasn't a funny story. It wasn't really a just so you know, I don't like the company, or now I really didn't like you. Tank us to Mith. Anne, Steve Trip, thank you very much, everybody. This is Anne Trip with the News. President Trump invited leaders from both sides of the aisle to the White House yesterday for what was billed as a briefing on border security. However, congressional leaders ended up no closer to an agreement to end the partial government shutdown, which is in its thirteenth day today. The President still is demanding of the same amount of money for his wall. He says he needs it. We're asking for five point six or somebody said two point five. No, Look, this is national security we're talking about, you know, just like we talked about the military, just like we're talking about Syria or Afghanistan. And the Democrats say, well, now we'll give you one point three billion for border security and that's about it. Hey, speaking of numbers, this is twenty nineteen. Neurologist Lloyd Strahorn tells me this is a three universal year. Those who are born on the third twelve month, they all like me to go very very far. Airy they should think big expand their mental horizons. For Tauruses, this is a year where they can expect to close the books on just about anyone or anything that's been a waste, toxic or non productive. For geminis, just about anything you set your mind to, this is going to be a big, big year for you. For real cancers, this is a year for them instead to be free and flexible, as committed in the things they do. Leos, this year may find them with a desire to stand out more under the radar than above it, in other words, avoiding all the spotlights, but underneath that they're likely to put together plans of actions in a methodical way. Virgos, they happen to be in a physician this year actually to get quite a bit done. As for the leaving, the sign of beauty and balance include the words both in their lexicon. Be for braids over outstand they help a leadership and dep dynamic. For scorpions, taking names and things like that is going to be very important and it's going to also enhance their good will. Sagittarians, they may have to slow it down a bit, but that's because they're known as a sign and entertainment. As for capital horns, their role is to become a beacon of light by showing others a way out of the darkness aquarians, the year will bring with them periods of self reflection and self inventory for Pisces, and suggests that they'd be more fluid able to get around how matters easily without the hassholes that they might usually encounter. When you look at the four numbers, one is a water number that's a two, one is an earth number that's a zero, and the other two which is the one in the nine of fire numbers. And because they're more fire numbers, it means that people should be more proactive, in other words, getting off the rusty deskie and making things happen. Go to Lloyd dash strayhorn dot com. This is an trip and I have to end unforc with sad news. The Captain from the Captain into Nil has died. Darryl Dragon died yesterday at renal failure in a hospice in Arizona at age seventy six, and he and Tony Tanil divorced back in twenty fourteen, but apparently they remain close and when he felt ill, she came to his bedside and she nursed it until he passed. That's right, the captain from Tony Channel has passed. Love will keep them together. I suppose this is and trip back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening show, listen, I'm gonna do is you know things that that's cold for now are things people say and you got to know how to read what they're saying because it's really a cold. They say one thing, but what it really means is So I'm gonna call this this segment is called colde cracking. Yeah, you've always been a crack crack. Yeah, so Shirley, could you do me a favor? Yes, you say the first line and you'll crack crack. Okay, Like if a person says I'm in between jobs, yeah, ain't work because you heard that, especially take I don't know. Here's another one, Steve, I don't really watch TV. Cable got cut that. You don't watch football, you watch power all right? I know about this one. When you hear a lady say this is my favorite person one been there my favorite favorite about this one? Steve, We've decided to see other people? Yeah? Yeah, he just walked out on he's been seeing you just got the memo. We decided he'd been seeing somebody else. Oh man, Okay, here goes one. I don't really like a lot of company. They stay with their mom and exactly what you know. I just tried to take as quick as I can. Okay, Um, yeah, I like to take walks, you know, because when you take walks, you get to see him. He ain't got no damn call. How you like to walk downtown? Who the hell likes to walk down? Okay? How about this one? Uh, they're tripping down at my job again? They tripping down at my job? You got five? Yeah, all right, you want to Okay, we gotta go. That was good though, Steve that okay, we'll be back. You're listening, all right, it's time as promised for All I said was it's very simple. But if you if you're in a relationship or been in a relationship, there's things that you have said, just little statements. Next thing you know, you're in a full blown argument, just just out of nowhere. Like all I said was all I said, Well, what would I do with the money if I want a lottery m And I said, you know, I said this, I say that. Then all of a sudden, I'm we're in an argument. We have a full argument. Oh make believe money. You know what I'm saying right now, I'm time. You know what I'm tilling. You've been in the junior yeah, been there? Still in there something? You know. All I said was, you know, if I ever meet Beyonce? Right well, she knew the rest of the statement, and I meant it. You know, I mean if I met Beyonce. Hey, you know she allowed me to date husband. You ain't all I see what? You want to know what I said, John, All I said, would my girlfriend husband be tripping? That's all I said, Jay, my girlfriend husband be tripping? That's all I see. All Right, I was on the phone the other day, just you know, my girlfriend, just talking. All I said was because it was just the two of us. Yeah, I didn't know Nesto was in the house. All I said was Morgan Freeman could get it. You know, I don't even talk like that with my girls. You know we're just talking. Oh man, the argument that has I'm sorry, woman, you know I don't said so much. Just pick one up, you know. All I said one time? One you know, she made me something I just said, you know, when my mama baked it, she baked it is different. Got to do it. Yeah, and when you talk about cooking and stuff like that, don't look over here at me. Okay, everybody glanced everybody. Whenever it's fool, we always look at you. I don't know why. I mean a little simple things started it, you know, like it. All I said was if we weren't together, x y Z one of your girlfriends, who did I get with? You know that's together? Yeah, if we were together, I get well, you know you're dead. You hit weren't together, you're dead. Man. You can't really say nothing about their body, No, you can't. I didn't want I did. I said something one time, I said, why her dressed so tight? Like he was on my damn right? Okay, okay? All I said, if she pregnant, it's a possibility, you know, I'm just if she spragnant? Wow, I can't you want to? Maybe maybe I had to give my car key. I walked in the room one time, she laying down on the bed trying to put the pants on. I said, that's how we got to do it now. Yeah, we walked. We walked to this restaurant one time. All I said, me and my exes to come here all the time, and then it helped it to guess butter Brown you back again. I can't, No, nobody, I can't, right, I said, I'm talking. I said, so what side you were? Now? Because I'm going I just say to what side you were? Said? All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, at the top of the hour. Right about four minutes after the hour, we'll have today strawberry letter. But right now, come on, nephew, what is your prank phone? Call for it today? You bouncing checks at the church? Wow, y'all know who you are that's bouncing checks at your church? Is that your Christian voice? Oh? You're a bouncing chick? Okay, he it is. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Monica system. Monica. Please, this is a brother, brother de Seawan. I'm calling. Actually, I'm a member at a Greater Commissionary Baptist church. How can I help you? That's what I'm calling you? Actually about the offering? Now, did you I know you paid your ties, but you also Sunday. Okay, Now you paid a love offering as well, right, yes, I do? Okay, Now this past Sunday, I'm looking at a check that you left for us with the bank, right, right, I sure did. I wrote a check Sunday. Okay. Now the check, ma'am was two hundred and fifty dollars. Am I correct? Right? Right? I wrote two checks for my ties and the love offering. Right, I wrote one for two fifty for the love offering. Okay, Now, ma'am, I don't I know. First of all, you know I didn't ask you. How's your day going? You're doing all right? My dad is fun? How about yours? I'm like I said, I'm blessed now, But what is this call regarding? Why are you calling me? Well, what I wanted to tell you is that I hate to be a bar of bad news. But Joe, your check that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced. And wait a minute, you said my check bounce for two hundred and fifty dollars. Your check bounce. So what I'm doing is calling you about recouping the two fifty as well as you know you you cost us thirty dollars in bank fees. But wait a minute, now, I wrote two checks. I wrote a check for one hundred dollars. Did that one bounce? I don't see to it that that that one bounced. All I know is the one that the love offering has bounced. What did you put them in at the same time? Because I wrote him at the same time. They all go in on Monday, ma'am. Now I didn't put them in at the same time. I've been putting them in for the last two or three years. The problem is why would people write them? What is your name? M brother Deshaun? And you was at it Sunday? I was. I don't think it matters. And when I was there, man, the problem is that I didn't put these checks in. And I don't understand why y'all write these checks to the track knowing that they're gonna because a lot of people write that good well checks? One clear? Why the other one didn't clear? Maybe you didn't have enough money for both of them to clear? What what did you just say? Maybe you didn't have enough money in the bank for both of them to clear. I don't understand why people planning money in the bank at all. My checks clear. I don't write no damn rubber checks. Well, you wrote one on Sunday, and that's the problem. How are you gonna try to give a look? You? Wait a minute. I think you got me confused with somebody else. I don't write no bad checks. You didn't wrote that to be nice to you. I'm trying to be nice to you. Win. Can we expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars? So thirty dollars? That's the bank feeds man for the dog gonna check bouncing. My check didn't bounce. I don't check my bank. And if my check clear, you're gonna pay me thirty dollars for calling me harassing me bout a two hundred and fifty dollar check bounce. I don't write no damn Why would you write check? What? You want to sit up in the church and write these big number checks when you know you ain't got it in the bank. What did you say? I said, why would you write these checks when the money ain't in? Now, let me tell you that's one thing. I don't write no bad checks. And you got a lot nerds calling me telling me my check bounce. Y'all, check is the one that has bounced, and you tell you what you do. Since my check bounce, you paid them, since you got all the money, And don't call me with this again? Call her bad cat, call her back hello. Don't you hang upon me no more? When an're we gonna get this two fifty and this thirty dollars? Somebody from the church to my I wrote a bad check? I write, you did write a bad check. I didn't write no bad Yes, you damn it. Why are you calling me? Why the treasure? Don't call me at church? The treasure is business. I ain't never know the deacon called nobody about no bad check. You're fully thank you? You got the damn money I ain't got. Who is that in the background? Who is that for mine? Who it is? We're both going to the same church, and you're gonna call me to my I wrote a bad check. You don't you call me no more? And if the check bads, you paid? Okay? Keep passed to know you talking like this? You pass to? No you calling me? Can you ask for that? Look? When are we gonna get this? Two fifty two hundred and eighty dollars is what we're looking for from you? I wrote a check for two fifty and not get two eighty. You put the thirty dollars with it. You put two fifty in there, it bounce. Thirty dollars cost us on bake fees. That's eighty. Where can the church expect their money? Never? Not? No two eighty. You will never get to eighty. You're gonna make me come by your and my check? Then what did you say? I'm gonna do what You're gonna make me? Come by your house and get this money? Bring it own, bring it bring you what is the address on this check? Check? I got it off the check, bring your own. I bet you you'll be limping back and I'm watching you. You bet not be spending no money nowhere. You bet not spend nothing until I get this two fifty plus thirty whatever I want to Okay, No, you you know where I am. And you don't call me no more with this because my check did not bounce. I don't see how one check went through and the other bounce. Let me say this to you. We cannot accept you back into the House of the Lord no more until you are not don't you come in the sunday until we get coming up in the Sunday and I'm gonna make sure I find your because you the person I want to see you go. And you know what, I'm gonna call the pastor right now and ask him because I don't believe my check bounce you fully? What? Let me say this? Before you called pastor I got no, I'm anna called pastor. No, you should have talked with pastor before you called me with this information. I got one more thing I need to say. You ain't got nothing to say to me. You don't upset me with this I'm talking about I bounced a check. You should have went to pastor before you called me with you. I taught pastor one I got, But I got one more thing to say before I leave. But you're listening. What are you about to say to me? What do you have to say now that you're gonna pay the check? This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend? What did you say? Baby? This isn't say What did you say? I'd say? This is Nephew time me baby brother Steve Harvey Morning. Until your girlfriend has pranked you, I'm gonna beat that. She just left hid flying out to do in her She didn't. I'm gonna, Oh baby, are you serious? I'm serious, baby, I'm your check has not bounsed. Go on in the church Sunday and let's let's we're gonna. We got a lot to pray. And I've been Oh my god, I've been cursed. Oh my god. Y'all need to stop this, y'all get Let me ask you one more thing though, baby, what is the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning. Y'all need to stop it now, cut that out. Now. You don't bounce checks at the church. You know how quick the church check clear? Now? Do you know they clear on Sunday? Now? Yea, they be in there. You can't card now they know? Oh yeah, everything cash on. We had nothing that ch no, we had no. You couldn't write a check. Check. We couldn't do that. You couldn't write a check cash hash so embarrassing at the church. And ladyship, do you have another card? Just keep it low. You ain't got to see that loud and everybody. You haven't another card? No, bless me. Famous line of our church was, you know the Lord said we ain't give enough this go around? Now ain't gonna fad to play back around said, yeah, that would say Lord said we we ain't give enough. It's five more, five more, hundred and hire. Our trade went around three times, Well it passed me three damn times. All right, we'll be back coming up the Strawberry Letter. You're listening, It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, on dating, on work, on sex, on parenting, and more, please of your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. Tell him Steve, yeah, exact, excuse me, that's exactly what I was. I'm so happy you see. Yeah, And we could be reading your letter just like we're going to read this one. You never know. Let's go buggle up, hold on tight. We got it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter. A subject a stepmom that may need to step away. Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband and I have been married for eleven years. My husband has three grown children from his previous marriage, two sons and a daughter. His sons are happily married, but his daughter is not. My husband's ex wife constantly intrudes in our marriage, and in her daughter's marriage, the daughter will not keep her mom out of her business and it upsets her husband. The ex wife has also made my husband's life miserable, but I can deal with that. It's my stepdaughter that is the problem. I am not welcome at any of the grandchildren's birthday parties or family get togethers because of her. I have tried for many years to have a relationship with my stepdaughter, but she's not interested. I run around and buy things for her children and help her father get gifts for her children, and she will only thank my husband. She has never told me thank you. She refers to our home as her dad's house. It hurts my feelings that she does not respect my marriage to her dad. My husband always defends his daughter's actions and how he treats me. He tries to make it better by making up lies about how his daughter says to tell me Hi when they talk, Steve, How can I get my husband to realize that his actions are just as bad as his daughter's attitude. I'm not worried about the ex wife, but I have to spend time with his daughter, so I need to fix this situation. My family life is falling apart, and I am the only one who seems to notice. What should I do? What should you do? You ask? Well, first of all, I think you're doing way too much. I think you should stop doing everything. Okay, Stop going to places with them. They don't want you there anyway, So stop going, Stop buying stuff for them, Stop trying to make them like you. Stop you know, wanting to thank you from the daughter and going and helping, you know, buy stuff and get gifts and all of that. And please stop letting this woman disrespect you like this. Okay, you deserve much better. You know. It's not about them, it's about you. And your husband really needs to grow up here. He needs to speak up for you on your behalf. You're his wife. You should come first. Okay. He shouldn't let anyone. I don't care who it is. I don't care if it's this crazy daughter that he has, his meddling ex wife, anyone come before you and treat you this way. My husband always defends his daughter's actions and how she treats me. Why is he defending her? Why isn't he defending you? His wife? That's who, and you need to let him know what is going on here. I'm your wife. He knows that, but you haven't spoken up for yourself. You need to let your husband know how it's going to be from this day forward. He needs to You all need to be a unit, present that unit to the family and deal with it that way. Okay, maybe the daughter will back down once she sees that the husband respects you and sticks up for you, but you gotta stick up for yourself to your husband first. Steve, Well, this is a complete mess. Yeah, Blended families are always difficult. I've had my share difficulties with it myself, especially when you're dealing with these grown kids because they have their own ideas of what they think should be. Had I listened to our grown kids, Marjorie and I probably wouldn't have got married because they went bowling and decided since we're just informing them that they don't think we should get married. I call him a bunch of stupid blankety blanks and walked out the room simply because how y'all ignorance gonna tell me something? Ain't none of y'all got a husband, a wife, or a child. Now you're gonna tell me how to behave so I can understand that it's gotten way better since then, but that's still friction every now and then. Your problem is that the daughter has sided with the mother who is his ex wife. She's totally taking her side. That's something wrong with his ex wife, because if it wasn't, it wouldn't be his ex wife, it would be his current wife. My husband's ex wife constantly intrudes in our marriage and then her daughter's marriage. Well I thought you said his sons are happily married, but his daughter is not. Oh, that means she's married but not Okay. Well, see, first of all, his ex wife doesn't know how to have a successful marriage, so any information that she's intruding on with her daughter's marriage ain't gonna be helpful to his daughter her daughter because she don't know how to have a healthy marriage, and spreading dissension is her way. So now the daughter can't stand you. Now what your daughters is is you are not welcome at any of the grandchildren's birthday parties or family get togethers because of her. I've tried for many years to have relationship with my stepdaughter, but she's not interested. I run around and buy things for her children and help her father get gifts for her children. She would only thank her husband. She would only think my husband the lady. She's never told me thank you. She refers to our home as her dad's house. It hurts my feeling that she does not respect my marriage to her dad. And you have every right to be hurt. So what do you do? At one point, it takes two to tangle if the other person, it takes two people to take it takes two people to have a relationship. Relationship is two people. She don't want a relationship. I agree with Shirley. Stop stop buying stuff for the grandkids and all this is stop shopping for your husband. Now. If you can't get respected, she don't talk to you, she don't thank you. Then see, let him go buy stuff for the grandkids. Now. He caught between the rock and a hard place, and we're gonna get to that after the break. But he caught between the hot rock and harplay. Because I know what he's tried to. He tries to make it better by making up lies about the highest. Daughter says to tell me high when they talk. She already knows that's not you know good wells ain't said hi to me. She ain't ever said high to me, and I've been right here, So when the hell she started sending a message? So you already noticed crazy But old dude, he don't want you hurting the guy bad. He don't want you to hurt But at one point time, a decision's got to be made. His loyalty is to you, period. But he's suffering from guilt though. You gotta understand his daughter is making him feel guilty over the mom's condition mental stability. Oh, he polling in, honest man, And so you gotta you gotta understand that. But I'll tell you what I think you should do when we come all right, Steve, So um, when we come back, we'll have part two of your response to a step mom that may need to step away twenty three after the hour. We'll get into it right after this you're listening to. All right, Steve, we're back with part two of today's Strawberry Letter. A stepmom that may need to step away is the subject. Let's recap, shall we. Well? You know this woman is married his husband. They've been married for eleven years. He got three grown children from his previous marriage, two sons and a daughter. His sons are happily married, but his daughter's not. My husband's ex wife constantly intrudes in our marriage and then her daughter's marriage. The daughter will not keep her mom out of her business, and it upsets her husband. The ex wife also made my husband's life miserable. Oh I know what that is right there, that ex wife trying to make your husband's life miserable. Oh Lord, been there. Oh I tightened up right there. I got tight because Lord, I know that that is your ex wife make your life miserable. Why won't she goes, sit her tail down? Some damn will get your ass off the internet. Quit selling stories to the QUI Okay, I remind you to stop me about me all the damn time. Okay, this is not about you. I have to, you know, remind you of that. Steven. I think now it's a good place. Well, but when he said the ex wife has also made my husband's life miserable, that was directed. You don't see Steve in that sentence. I know I do. Two different people. Has nothing to do with you. Objective Steve. First of all, I don't know what that means. We'll take yourself out of it. Take yourself out of it. Pick yourself out of it. I wasn't in it until she said the ex wife has also made my husband's life miserable. Now if that don't sound like she talking to me? And I see, when God gives you a guilt, you got to look at the gift for what it is and appreciate it. So now here's what you got to do. Step away. You should step away. Ain't no neither trying to be kind and keep getting ribuffed. You don't have to just have a person keep spitting on you in your face, stay out their face. That's all you got to do. Remove yourself from all this shopping and buying and trying to go to get togethers and stuff. You know, I don't understand that having family events and then someone calling you right now, I hear your phone. I'm popular somebody calling me when they ain't Are they hearing you? I wish that wasn't that who you think? Yeah, to hear you talking about I got so many blocks and stuff. You don't even want to stand up. Okay, back to the letter, because you will get to stop. X. Don't ask me how I know. I just know Shirley's right. I would remove myself from situation. I'm not worried about the ex wife, but I have to spend time with his daughter, so I need to fix this situation. But his daughter don't want to fix the situation. Have you ever just said, hey, listen, I love your father, your father loves me. I have nothing to do with your father's breakup. I'm tired of being blamed for it. I've been nothing but kind to you and these grandchildren I want us to have Huh. She says that I have tried for many years to have a relationship with my stepdaughter. Well, I just told her what to say. Yeah, okay, well just trying to have it. Let's live your life by Yeah, and don't bring them damn kids over here now last Christmas shop at That's right, I'm a stinger, So wait, say that one more time. Don't come over here, no more, and don't bring them damn kids. You can talk about the kids to make them feel bad. No, okay, no, no, they're innocent. Don't I'll tell you what if you want the kids to come over here from now, send them over here, by your husb. You don't bring your ass over here. But she's miserable in her marriage. She is in an unhappy marriage. So misery loves company. Right. Well, that's why I say sending him over here by the husban, because he probably need a break. I'm pretty sure he loved to come over here to be killed wash the game with us and everything. Yeah, he loved to come over there by himself, just to get away from your ain't love your mind. I just stopped by and sit down. I ain't got I sen the driveway. I just come over. I just swing by Chrispy Kreen. The light was y'all wants them? Don't know that? Don't really make her matter. She, you know, develops a relationship with the husband and they become good friends. Yeah, so it's really no way to help people like that. It's no terphone. How long this ex white thing can last? Trust me, another damn shot over here? If you want. I forgot what I was gonna ask you. Now he keep going. Yeah, answer this question was, don't you think the husband should say something? Don't you think the husband he's trying to say something what he needs to get them off his wife? You don't think that, you know what? What? He's got a delicate line because he don't want it's his daughter, right, He doesn't want to lose a relationship with his daughter. He doesn't want the daughter to think he's picking the wife over her, and he don't want the wife to think that he's picking the daughter over her. He's caught between the rock and hard place. It's a really tough position to be, especially when company the women and boys boys get on with a lot quicker. All right, well, listen, guys, we do have to go email us or instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter, which was not about Steve. No, it wasn't. Jay, my son has actually told me Dan, I know my mom, but good to Steve Harvey FM. Or go to my Girls, Shirley at my Girls, Shirley, you're listening, all right, it is time for something funny. Steve. I'm just gonna let you take it away right here, you and Jay with your reenactmate. Listen. This is for all me and listening today. We're going to give you how it works when you're trying to end conversation with your wife or girlfriend and you're trying to find a way to end it or not have it at all, or not have this conversation. You're gonna have it, but somehow it just goes on it. You don't want to talk. Basically, you don't want to talk because you been at work. Oh damn day quiet. You just want to come in and not talk to nobody. You don't understand that, every man? How come you don't want to talk? You know what I'm saying? Here's hat go? What's wrong with here? How it goes? You just walked in the house. Hey baby, how are you doing? I'm doing good? How woud your day to day? I'm tired, I'm beat up. Man. It was a rough out there to day back go into it, and I knew it was just a long day, baby, you know, I get sometimes I just gonna sit down and chiell or get my thoughts or a minute to myself. Well what happened? It was just a long day, you know, just long long like long like what I mean long like how I've been down there all day? No, I just been there all day. If it been that all day working, I got two jobs and just got home. It's just a long day. I'm just tired, That's all that. What happened the first job? Just tell me that ain't ain't nothing in particular happened, you know, it just was So you were that all day and you're telling me nothing happened, no particular, No, I ain't no nothing, nothing meaning for happen. So something did happen? No, baby, listen, listen. What I'm saying is it just it was just a long day, was just you know, you know, just a day to day got in the way and it just tired of something happened that you don't want to tell me about. I ain't nothing happening that I ain't gonna tell you about. I'm just trying to tell you. Ain't nothing really happened. But just what I'm just, I'm tired. Well you don't. You sound like you're yelling. I mean you all listen to him. Look, I ain't. I ain't trying to. Look, I'm not yelling. If I did, okay, then forget just what happened to the second job? What happened? Hey, Look, I'm tired. I didn't have a good day. I'm just gonna go on in hell. I'm watching your TV. So you don't want to talk to that. Basically, what you're saying, you don't want to talk to me. So I ain't seeing you all day and you come home and now I want to talk. You want to talk to me? Is that? Is that basically what you're saying? You don't You've been talking to all other people all day when I bows at work, though I'm at work. Oh well, I just want to check. No, baby, I want to work at the house. There's no talking. Well, no, I just want to cheer. No, I just want to cheer for a little while. Don't you have a talk show? You have two shows. I just talk and you come home and just no talking. That's well. I got a radio show too. I did radio show, dinner, do two show, and I got a brief in and I do meeting. You're talking to meeting. Y'all talking to meeting. You're talking the show. Yeah, you're talking a radio show. Yeah, but you can't talk home. But I'm trying to talking loud. Okay, I ain't getting loud. I see you getting loud now. Yeah, well you ain't listening. I'm listening. I'm trying to talk. Now, you ain't hearing me. I'm my voice raising because you're not listening. You know what, Forget it, just forget it, just forget the whole thing, for get a ass. Get it all right now, I don't want to talk to no more. Okay, cool, I'm going in here for ever. I'm going I'm not talking to you no more. You don't have to worry about me talking to you. When you're coming in from now, I will not be talking. Okay. See how you like that? You don't want to talking. I don't want to talk, baby, No no, no, no no no. I tried to talk, but you didn't want to talk. Now you want to talk. We're talking about Listen, now we can talk, baby, I'm going on in here and just sit down the chill because you can't talk to me, all right, man, just just look look look just whatever you said. I didn't even know are we talking? All I was going to hear you said you want to talk to me? No more? Okay, forget it. Now I want to talk. Okay, let's stop. You don't talk to me, and I won't talk to you. All right, that's good. It works fine for me. Ever talk to you. Now. He walks away under his broil and he so he thinks, and he said answers crazy, And then she follows him in the room. Oh yeah, she says, I just have one question. I just I just have one more question, I ask you, why don't you want to talk to me? Yeah? What did I do? Because I didn't do anything to you? Now, you ain't did nothing. I just told you I had a long thing, and you said you ain't want to talk. I said I'm gonna hear the kill you to follow me and didn't ask me again? Forget it? No, no, no, one more thing. I got one more thing to edge Columbo. Yeah, come on. Well okay, so one more time under my breath. And I don't think she can hear this. So I said to myself this healthful crazy. Oh I'm crazy. I'm crazy now. I'm ready that one crazy. But I'm crazy. No, I ain't say he's crazy. I an't say he was crazy. I'm crazy now I'm crazy. No, I said what I'm gonna shay you craziest, I'm show crazy. No, I don't know what I said. I ain't taking you this crazy now. I'm sure you know I said this crazy you you want to see it. I'm sure to you what I'm looking at Wait what he's already looking at me? Crazy? Every man? Who's winning? Good friend? Lad? When you get at work? Okay, oh my god, that's it right there, nah, we pretty much covered it. High Yes, good job, Jay, Yeah, played Wifie very well, very well. We are coming up all right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening Steven Show. Here's a question for something funny, Steve. What's something your parents did when you were a kid that nowadays moms and dads could never get away with? Beat me on a number eight at the grocer store in front of people. That's why it went dad, that's yeah, yeah, yeah? What give her? Damn man? What blow? What's the thing you get? You get where you show up? That's where you get at the school? Second grade in front of the whole clay what right? Got my ass to out? She came up there up there? Wow. You know how when they get off their job? Ye, and come I let you. But what she doing time she kicked that door open. I was cutting up later have been telling her I've been cutting up, right, so she just I get my mama dropped me off and decided not even to go in go to work in and just stood there by the door and waited for me to cut Soon as I start it is is right? Mama came up to the school, gave all my particular teachers permission to paddle me, then gave him her house number and called me. So when you get home, I can show you how really posted though. Whoa double double beatings, double service. The choir singing, so they can't hear me. They see what's going on in that pew back the boy youraising look, yeah, because she's out here weighing me out. He'll show he'll save ye don't even know it waits at church care. Yeah, it's why the choir sang. That's why they can't hear me. That's where won't he do it started? My mama sent me to school one time with the exact same thing in my lunch bag for six months. Oh what do you mean, the same lunch the exact same damn thing, because I told her I don't eat no tuna everything. Yeah. Yeah, I've been in the junior choir and my mama said something to me, and I mumbled something and she said something, and I'm mum on my breath while we're up in the quass, I'm thinking, you know she read them you way over there. Pew number five got hit with a hum book on target right in the face. My mama could have actually quarterback for Cleveland. You got the girl got scared? What what I was eating? I was eating some candy in church? Yeah, my mama visibly. Yeah, choke the candy out of my mom. I'm talking about two hands, wow, until it came out, Get it out, get it out. But shaking me though, But in a pew infront of people. You couldn't do that. You can't do none of this. You can't do it. You couldn't. Uh. And parents, we're talking, that's what we're talking about. Things that parents did when we were kids that they could never get away with. Switch pull over and get a switch. You can't do that. Make you get yes, tommy, get out, pick it, clean it off, bring it here, and I'm gonna beat you with it. That's too much work. You know how long it takes to get that sweet as whipping with an extension cold all this is abuse now? Yeah? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, classified abuse. Yeah. I watched my sister called call CPS on my mom and they came over that. Yeah, she beat it, She beat her in front of them. There's no problems here. Call the people, Yeah, you want to call them people? Oh, y'all gonna get y'all a show hold on that. Ladys Cbs said, well, there's no problems. Here's closed left. Whoa wow, you guys, I can't do that. You can't do it. I mean, these days and kids, it's just I think our parenting styles are different too, you know what I mean. It's like these kids they get away with so much. Tysha came home from school. She had a bad day. She slammed her book bad down. I didn't know what to do. Would have been in that book bag? I had done that knocked. Yeah, you're slamming book back. You're buying book bag. Yeah, oh you're buying book bag? Now you want some book bag? You know? Didn't your parents take the door off to him? I slammed that dough so hard. My daddy said, so we're slamming dos huh huh. Took the whole dough off the hen people just people come by a visit, those passing by. Why I stayed in my room as a kid. I ain't got no privacy that. Yeah, my dad left that dough off about three months. Wow, your lessons fingers now here? My daddy was, I'm right, he didn't call me obviously I took too long getting there. He's standing on the side of the house. I ribbed my bike pass to jimney. His ass pushed me off, Like how you tore that to your I'm talking about pushing me hard. Yeah, nothing was no way I could have kept my bell. We do ain't even wobble, right, he pushed. I went straight down. My daddy was strong. He's kids today. Got me out here his yard waiting on you. Though I'm riding up up the driveway. He's standing behind the chimney. Soon as I got by that chimney stuck it, stiffed back and locked my hand straight down. My bike can't even wobble. I went straight to the ground. Cut a little up in the thing. You're gonna sit up in here and me sitting up in there waiting on you like I got all damn. They get him, get that top bucket so we can finish this drive. I was in a car with my daddy. You know how to call. You know how to do it? Is not shut all the way. You need to kind of opening and shutter. Yeah, so it'll be you know, because I'm hearing the jingle a little bit and I'm ain't a file sick. But I didn't see grown people when the door ain't clothed, you know, they opened it and clothed right right right, But we ran down the street. You're probably going about thirty five. I ain't really be fit I open that doing close, you know, like I'm grown pulled over? Hell, you open that dough? Fu? I said that it wasn't it was. I got hit every direction you could possibly think of. What was he driving, why he was driving? He stopped. You wouldn't win seatbells back then, right, so when he stopped, he still gave me that all same bell and threw my hands back. Man. Man, from that point, I don't think I opened the dough No, I got I don't hear side I did already? All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening Steven Show. Well, Carla, you just saw a small lizard or a little geico in your house? Yes, girl, I had a fit. I called. I'm sorry, I said, like you gecko, I know what you mean. Yeah, So what happened now? It was crawling in the house by the fireplace. Girl, I jumped on the couch because you don't. You don't like snakes or nake So okay, So Steve, I gotta ask you. Have you ever seen any kind of lizard or getto or anything crawling and it frightened you in your house or it made you scared? No, I've never had lizard anyhow. What happened? Fighter? Now, we've been on vacation and we were in Africa. As a matter of fact, I've taken the family. And when I say lizard, now listen to me. We're in Africa. Don't worry about guy called that little green thing that talk on the command Yeah, no, that ain't what had got in lloyd bathroom. Oh yeah, this one had a little bit more What what you gonna do? This was? This was the mama, grandma, I'm stump you and then I'm gonna stomp you. It's what I thought that lizard was. So Lurid was gonna take a shower. She started running the water. I don't know how this big ass thing got in the shower, but it's probably about almost a foot loan, almost a ruler. Ruler wasn't real big and heavy, but it about a foot loan with the tail. So let me now, We're in Africa, So now I got I ain't just bust in there. She out with the tie around her in the living room in front of the whole family. So we got to think before we just running in this Africa because this is Africa. This I need it good, because I was thinking rhinoceros or something like that. So I said, Lord, what is it? And she just shaking. I God, I got Dad, I can't go. I believe's go get it. Well, I'm not gonna go in there until I get more information. Now, the people at the lodge day ain't here because we're in the villa. Yeah, we probably about maybe fifty yards from the main lodge, so you know, I said, right, I get her to calm down. She said, I don't know what it is, but it's so big and it's in the shower. I knew the shower was glass. I said, was it on the floor? She said, was in the middle of the wall. I said, okay, I go in there. I see this big ass lizard in the middle of the wall. And I said that scared me too. Do need something? Daddy? Everybody behind me, So now I'm daddy, I gotta do something. So I'm looking so I then I hear, don't kill it, somebody in the go, don't kill it all the kid, don't kill it, Daddy, set it free. I hear you think I'm fin open dough. I'm not opening this damn dough. You know what we're in the jungle. Do I know how to stand? Boy? I walked him out, through him outside and told all the kids. I let him out. He gone, So you just out noutled. Okay, last question. You're listening to take this job and shove it all? Heard that before. I thought that before. I wanted to do that before. Right here, Hello, I'm here. Well, guys, have you ever you know left an attitude actions left a job with? Yeah, okay, let's hear about it. But you're taking hell. I'm shopping here here, and I got my ass over here right here, meaning right here. Yeah, I'm not throwing shade. I'm building a tent. I know you have one story. You take this job and shove it. Story. Well, I worked at a place called Lincoln Electric and I hated it. I hated with everything in me. I worked a graveyard ship twelve to eight in the morning because at four o'clock I don't care who you are you sleepy? Yeah, there is no getting used to four am. You're supposed to be sleep It was the hardest job I've ever had. Lunch was twenty minutes and you and we had to work on a piece system where we had to develop all these wire coils by pieces. And I hated that job. And so I went to work one day and I just told him, I said, hey, man, I'm not gonna be able to continue anymore. I got a huge loan came in from small Business Association to start my own company. And all the men was the oh wow, really, Steve, what you do? Yeah, I'm starting my own carpet cleaning business. Man, I got the money, the loan came through, offered me the body equipment, So I'm gonna go full time. Oh man, good luck to you, Good luck to you. So I ended up getting his job as a carpet cleaning company. Well, one of the guys used my company, which partly was true. I didn't really get the money from a small business loan. I just wanted to quit, okay. And so one dude called me and asked me to clean his house because he knew my house number. And I went by his house but I had went to pick and pay with your grocery store, and I rented machines every day, and just put it in the back seat of my car. And I pulled up at his house and unloaded the carpet cleaning machine from back seating my car. Man, I thought you was a professional car for cleaner. You didn't rinding the machine from that. Man, I'm gonna tell everybody down at the job, Okay, So I said, Okay, cool, ain't no problem right here. That sound like. So I just went on to ruin his copy ruined Now so ruined Carver didn't extract the water, just put it in there. Since you gonna go tell go tell him that too. I felt good about this, didn't you very comfortable? And from that story we go to, uh, it wasn't a funny story. It wasn't really just so you know, I don't like the company, or no, I really didn't like you. All Right, we're coming back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. As a matter of fact, this is our last break the day. Steve's closing remarks, you don't want to miss it. It's been a good day. We'll be back at forty nine after the hour right after this you're listening. Here we are, last break of the day, last break of the day, with just one more thing, Steve, I'm glad for one. I think we all are that your closing remarks are back. You know, I've learned so much over the years. You know, I've had a tough goal of it, as many of you have. Mine, ain't my story animal richer, are deeper than nobody else's. So I just try to share the information that I've actually learned, because I've learned a lot. And one of the things that I've learned is about when to start. You know, whenever you come up with an idea or thought or move you want to make, or something comes from your imagination. The thing that I find that stops people oftentimes is when do I start? Now, here's the thing with starting. What people do is they delay the start by overthinking it. And if you overthink something, guess what will eventually and you overexplain it to other people Eventually the how it won't work, it's going to come up. So you have this fabulous idea that you've thought of, right, and then you shared with some people and he said, man, I'm gonna go do this and you start talking it over, and you start thinking it through, and you share it with more people. The more people you share with, and the more people and the more you think it through, you know what, you keep coming up with the mishaps, the things that can go wrong, and you end up delaying the starting. The other thing that happens is people try to line all they ducks up in a row before they start so they can just go on and start knocking them down. That's a mistake because that almost never ever happens. I have yet to see any deal I've ever done, any project i've started, go just the way I thought it was gonna go. I have never seen that. I have yet to close a deal that just with smoothly, no wrinkles, no bumps, no nothing. I've never seen that. So when you're waiting to start and then the naysayers hit and you're waiting to start to get your ducks lined up in the row, you're delaying the process. You know when the best time to start is right now, because right now alleviates procrastination. If you wait on the ducks to get lined up in the row, and you're listening to the naysayers, procrastination has already set in and taken place, and oftentimes it takes hold. So what I found is when I come up with the idea, I start the process. Now, I start the process. Now, look, man, you can easily do that. It's simple things. What stops people is you try to figure out all the way through. You have this goal that you got and you say, okay, I'm gonna do this. Then if I do that? Then if I do that, and then you get stuck because you go, well, what happens after that? Because you've never been in that area before, you've never gone down that road, so the unknown strikes you. And then because you can't figure out what you do when you get to the unknown, you stop. So now you couldn't line up all your ducks in the road, so the process to success is delayed. Again, stop doing that to yourself. In two eighteen, y'all start now do it now. What you have to do next will be shown to you. It'll your first step will lead you to the stat second step. Now, sometimes on your journey you make a bad turn. You gotta make it. You turn and come back and cross over the other bridge instead of going that way. But until you take one step, you'll never know where the next turn is. If it's a fark in the road, if it's a you turn, if it's a been, if it's a valley, if it's a mountain. You got to start today. Stop delaying at everybody. Whatever it is you want to do, start today. You may be surprised that you can actually get yourself further than you thought you could with nobody else's health. Now, in order to be successful, you're gonna need somebody's health. But to start, oftentimes you just need yourself. Start the process. God will show you the way. He really will. He always has. I say this often to people, God will get you through. For everybody's listening right now, Name one thing that God hasn't gotten you through. And if He hasn't gotten you through it, he's currently pulling you through it right now. And you know how I know because you're listening to the radio. How you listening to the radio. It's because he's pulling you through something right now. He's gotten you through all the other stuff, but he's pulling you through right now. If you start the process, God will pull you through. But you'll never know until you start. Make twenty eighteen the year starting something great in your life. Start, start something great. Don't participate in no mess this year. Stay out of mess. You know what mess is. Mess looks like it ain't right, it don't feel good, it don't sound good. It's mess. Stay out of mess this year. Remove yourself from messy situations so you can move in the right direction. Start this year, man, make it happen. Okay, start today. That's the best time. Thank y'all for listening. Hope that helps you. Thank you? All right, thank you? Yeah? Like that? All right? Check us home. 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