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You know.
My message this morning, Man's real clear. It's something that's been on me to share. And it's amazing. You know, God can do some amazing things for you. But what happens along the way is and I don't know that I mean to say, but but the fact that God can do some amazing things for you, that comes adversity along with it. Every single time, it just goes without saying. And I've uh I was having a a faily. I mean, well, not fairly, but a hugely successful week. I had never seen this type of hatred before. I hadn't seen it.
And it was.
It's a great trick that the devil does, you know, when when God is blessing you and giving you some some some great opportunities in your life as all of you have gone through, and it is isn't it amazing how some negative thing crops up? And that's what you have to focus on. I found out that I don't have to, but you wind up focusing on it and your energy goes over to that to try to deal with it, counteract. Wonder why it was happening. You got to make phone calls, what was this about? Blah blah blah blah blah, and and it and it, and it throws you off the course you are on the beginning of the week. I was so grateful, I was so amazed. I was really thanking God for opportunity. But this brief moment, the enemy slides this little factor in that it causes you and it requires your attention. You have to pay it attention because you don't know what you're going. Wow, man, let me see what this could really be? How much dirt is this really that they're trying to do? And so it requires your attention, But in that attention, you lose your focus on really all the blessings and the good thing that God.
Does for you.
The enemy has an amazing trick that he does that, and it was in my head. I got to tell y'all all week long, man, and I was doing some amazing stuff. I was having such a blessed week, man, in terms of press and pr and where God was taking me. And then when I got back, I was talking with my wife and then I was talking to a good friend of ours and they shared something that really helped me out. And they said to me, new level, new devil. You know it's it's it's something really simple, but new level, new devil. Every time you go to another level, every time you go a little bit higher, every time God has a blessing in store for you, every time He moves you in position, do you understand that the enemy's job is to make you not see the blessing, make you not be grateful for it, lose your focus and focus on this that I just threw in your way, this stumbling block, this obstacle, this trickery. And man, I was, I was, I got it. I just got to tell you, man, I mean, it was so filled with hatred that I had to. I really spend some time addressing it. I and I got publicists on the phone. I said, what's what's happening here? Y'all not watching this? Y'all not what what was? What was this attack? You knew that you didn't know these angles?
What was?
And you know, Steve Chill, new level, new devil. If you get a promotion on your job, guess what, somebody ain't happy that you got the promotion. So here come to hate. You don't even really know these people. You have no idea. Every time you make a decision to make your relationship with your spouse better.
Man, this is it.
You know what I'm gonna start doing.
I'm gonna do this, man, so me and my girl can go on and have this, or me and my man can go on and have this. Watch what happened every single time? Here comes the new level, the new devil, the trick. You don't need to do that. What you're doing that for hers? She don't appreciate it. He ain't gonna appreciate it. Look over here, man, look at that right there.
Ain't he no?
You know he missed, he ain't call you, and he said, it's all types of stuff. It just happens all the time. And I was sitting here talking with this friend, really good friend, very spiritual person, and they said, you know something, Steve. You know, I was talking to Jesus and said I was having this conversation with Christ. And I said, God, for real, you mean to tell me every time that something good happens to me? You mean every time I try to go to the next level, every time you put me on the next level. You mean to tell me that I got to go through this right here? Are you for real? And then my friend said, Jesus said to her, they did it to me, and we just fell out laughing. They did it to me. They did it to him. They did it to him for him to go to the next level. And you know, I was just I was just going over the whole story about the crucifixion and everything that had to be amazing man of all the hate he had, ended, all the prosecuting he had do it. They thought, ultimately, what we'll do is we'll nail him on a cross and crucifying and that'll be the end of him. And we'll put him in this tune and we'll put this big stone up there and that'll be the end of him. But what they did not know was all you was doing was setting the tone for the next level, because eventually the stone got rolled away and he went and got placed with his father where he was headed to. Anyway, he ultimately knew that his ultimate goal was to get to his father. So when you when you when you thought you were doing what you were doing to him, and you put him in the tune, and you put the big stone up in there, and the stone got rolls got rolled away, and he went eventually to where he was trying to get to. That story is in place for all of us to remember that when we are going through some things. Could it be because we're going to a place, you know, It could be just a place in life. It could be just a different level in life. That's all it has to be. But there's going to be the adversarial challenges that come with it, and those are the moments we must expect, expect, and take them head on and still not lose your focus or appreciation for what God has done for you. So in light of all of that, I'm able to say today that I thank my heavenly Father, I really do for all the blessing seeds to bestowed upon me and all of the haters and all of the liars, and all of the backstabers and all those people. When you get through lyon, when you get through stabbing, when you get through gossiping and doing what you do, I'm still going to the next level. I'm still going. You cannot stop what God has in store for you.
No one can stop that.
You're listenings to the Steve Harvey Morning.
Chef, Ladies and gentlemen, to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Us alive and well I just alive and well.
You know, it's just trying to come out. Thank you, Thank you Lord, Thank you loud for today. Mm hmm, thank you, m M my life suck.
Love and liberty, come on, thank you for kindness, m great.
And mercy.
Thank you for rejuvenating my speed. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Chirlie Strawberby, thank you call him I Real, Thank you.
Month, Thank you here high space, k Hey, Julia, thank you the legend.
Kay all, preach nephew.
Than your side, your side.
And excuse me for ich door fly myself. Come on me, Junior's on your mind yourself?
Yeah, let me ask this man.
You know, we was at the barbership talks Man Mama Boys talking about one of the worst dates he had.
Well, he met his chicken.
He went out with her, but her mama came and they thirty. So I was just asking, what's one of the worst dates you've ever been on?
And you knew it was gonna be the last time you saw her?
Well, that time that I finally got that creole girl to date me in college, Oh lord, she was fine, and I'd never had creole food before. She went to a creole restaurant on off campus and I had all that spicy ass food, and she liked spicy food. So I just went with them. But it's cutting me, cut me up pretty bad. I felt like a box cutter was going across my stomach.
And I went in her house and I had to go to the bathroom.
I was trying to make it back to the dorm, and she said, come on in, my mama nem ain't in town.
Oh yeah. I couldn't pass it up.
But I knew I should have went home, cause my mama taught me whenever you got to go to the bathroom and sit on that toilet, you come home.
You don't need to let.
This go at nobody house, and I went right over. I didn't have no.
Matches, couldn't keep this, couldn't keep that soft of smell in the air, and Lord her Mercy, when I got through sitting there, I had put most stuff in the bowl than I had ever done.
In my entire life.
And when I flushed.
It, yeah, it was not enough water in that boat. Okay, seriously, and that's just the beginning of the worst date.
I could tell you the whole story, but we ain't got to. Thank you good at God, it never got better.
Broke up, all right, thank you, Junior and Steve coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we're gonna start to show off with the nephew and run that pranks back right after this.
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It is time now for the nephew to run that brank back. Nephew, what you got?
You prayed for a job. You prayed for a job, cat dog, if you could, you prayed for a job. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Carolyn. Please Hi, Carolyn, listen. My name is Lawrence. Lawrence, I actually go to the same church you do. I saw you last Sunday where you stood up in the church and I heard that you were talking about you were going through some bad times or your job supposedly got rid of the department that you're in, and you're now seeking a new type of work. Am I right? Just work period? Because you looking for a new occupation and you I was there when you asked everybody to pray for you. Have you have you found anything yet?
I haven't. I've been praying. We prayed again today. I asked for the church's prayers again today and and everything's gonna work out, because you know, he said you take one step, You're gonna take too. That's right, I'm and I know it's going to happen.
I know. Well, listen, I think I may be able to be of some help to you. I actually own my own company and I'm thinking that you could be the perfect person for a position that I have available. Uh now, what what type of work would you do in the past? Give me some of your job qualifications.
Executive secretary, administrative assistant, anything like that. Whereas the mead uh even take the arm star short hand as to do at all? You just said what you need and I can do it.
Church.
Have your executives to come through the office.
Anything that's needed, travel expenses, that's what I do.
Okay. What type of hours are you used to working.
Nine to five? I'm I'll come in at hey, I don't know if i'mly coming at eight. I'm coming even earlier if you need me to come in earlier.
Are you opposed to working at night?
No, I don't know.
I'm working at night. I mean, it just it just depends, you know. Right now, Burgers can't be choosing I ask him and being given to me. Okay, well, what kind of.
Looking at I have a I have an offer for you that it would be Thursday, Friday and Saturday night. You will only be working three days a week for me, Okay, No, I'm.
Just two hours looking for separate, a female hour of a female days A need like full time. I don't family well to day.
Right right right, I understand, But listen, I think the actual amount will suffice for that. Now, I'm going to offer you seven hundred and fifty dollars per night for three nights a week. That's that's two thousand, two hundred and fifty dollars for for for those three days for one week early sure the month. Seven hundred and fifty dollars.
A night and I'm working around two thousand and something.
You're making so a week man, and if you do the math on that, that that adds up to about nine thousand dollars four months.
I'm for a girl, to be true.
But now I put it all in his hands. I turned it over that we started it. I did it, and you turning. I make seven hundred fifty dollars a nine. Okay, I mean what I'm gonna doing keeping books, you know, because I do the accountant too.
Well, let me say this now. The reason why I say it's at night is because I own a nightclub and and you would be working at the night club for me. So you will put in about four or five hours every night and for three nights a week like I stayed at Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and and of course I'll pay you seven hundred and fifty. Matter of fact, I'll actually pay you your first two weeks in advance.
And I need that.
No, I'm sure you you know you've you've lost your balance, you need to get back on your feet and everything.
Yes, yes, yes, okay, so you know I'll be doing it because I'm sure, Like I said, I can do all the work. I'm good. That's not counting you telling me a clip front door. I can keep your books going right.
Well, no, not necessarily. I don't need you to work the front door. I'm actually going to have you in the club working, okay. So I mean, how's your physical condition? Are you able to get around and you don't get tired quick? Do you now? Are you in good physical shape?
Yeah?
Someone really good shave, don't get cat quick at all. You want to do something like be you able to bad tenders or something and work to the bottom, make sure the money and nobody's stealing money from you something.
No, no, no, you're not at the bar either. See, because what I'm gonna do now, have you ever done anything like you know, anything close to dance or anything like that. Have you done that in the past?
Well, I do a little ballet when I was younger. Uh, you had goadwater every once in a while, you know, you do.
It dancing here and there.
Okay, well that's good because see, what what I wanted you to do is I want you to do a little bit of dancing in the club, something.
Like dancing or something, and you teach I don't had you to ballroom dance, so I can't wait for nobody on that stuff like that.
No, I'm not asking you to do any uh ballroom dance and anything like that. What I need you to do, I want you to dance on the pole. See what on the pole? See I have a strip club. I want you to dance on the pole a pattern.
The reson the dancing a pol Well.
Actually I own the Silk Stocking, which is a strip club.
You must watch your mind. I am branking my part and moor body you can set that pay listen.
Name.
But don't you want to make this money. I got seven hundred and fifty dollars a night for you.
I don't need there's some money. Let tell you right now, you're in a pair of dance. We can put that shoved pet to dance. You got business calling me about dusk on that partner.
I believe I'm trying to get you a job. Baby. They told me that you was in need of a job. So I'm just trying to.
Me that I'm not n j I'm not moving my grins. I'm chasing out my bear. I'm running some bud brought wind bear or birs on my bed. I'm part you.
Okay, what if I bumped up to a thousand.
Dollars a minus, I'm taking my drowns out.
Then I want you on that poe.
You know you ain't gonnassume my.
In church and let me stray. I said, you need to be me talking about your guys here.
When I see your fat church next Sunday, I said.
Don't you come up to me.
I said nothing to me, because if that's the.
River, that's you, I'm gonna come and ask you and win down. Will you get your butt on the pole?
Come bro, I whip you other.
What let me say this to you? Are you listening to me? You listen to me?
I'm a hanging up.
You just coming.
I must wait just a minute, Carolyn, I want to say this. There's his nephew timing from the study you harm in Morning show. You just got praank My, your cousin Ravena's coming.
I need some money.
Come on, all right, all right, alright, King of Pranks coming up next as the COLO or Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building right after this.
Hey, good morning.
This is Steve Harvey and happy qualms are from yours team.
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It's time to ask our cheaf love Officer, the CLO, Steve Harvey, Ready for your love questions. Kennedy and Raleigh says, I'm twenty seven years old and both of my parents are cheaters. I'm friends with my dad's girlfriend because we used to work together and she's only five years older than me. My mother found out that I'm friendly with her and she stopped talking to me. I'm stuck in the middle. How do I make things right with my mom?
Well, you as friends with your daddy's girlfriend. Now you say both your parents is cheating. Who are your mama.
Cheating that her boyfriend? See?
What you need to do is introduce your daddy girlfriend to your mama boyfriend.
And so we all be free.
Why can't we be friends?
I like that?
See ya?
But you know you can't. You can't. Oh okay.
She start seeing her daddy and she found out about it. She said, well, she's still my girl with my daddy, but my mama trick in Tuto, she said, both my parents is cheatings. So if we're worried about it, yeah, there's a mess. Or she could do this, or she could become friendly with her mother's boyfriend and now you fred you friends with both the girlfriend and the boyfriend.
Yeah, I take a lot of pressure off.
Yeah, and then both parents will just be mad at her did All.
She got to do is say, well, you want me to tell another one?
Oh, she'll blackmail her parents, all.
Right?
Moving on, put their old ass on Facebook, all.
You know? All right?
Moving on to Cassandra and Dennison, She says, my husband and I have five children and it's hard for us to have quality time to other. Now he sees quality times. He sees quality time as sex and then cuddling. I want to go on a date and get all dressed up. He told me to go out with my girlfriend, but it's not the same. Should I be grateful for the sex and stop nagging him?
Well, you know you have every right to want to go out with your husban. Yeah, you know he should, he should on that. You know, five kids, I want to get out the house.
Yeah, get away from that. Do you know you got live? You got five kids? You got Look what does you not want?
You?
Knock again? Knock again?
Yeah?
Yeah, this is a lot two less than you have.
Yeah yeah, all right, So yeah, you're saying she has every right to want to go on.
The absolutely, absolutely, and she's not nagging him, all right, and then we'll have sex when we get back. He just got the work it out. Let's do it before we go out. I can relax a lot.
Better, all right.
Mary Lee and Edgewater says, I've been married for five years, and lately I've noticed that my husband doesn't shower daily.
He has been doing a lot of washing up.
It's a blessing that I don't smell him, but I am curious as to why he doesn't want to have running water on this body daily. Should I confront him or mind my business?
Pea just reverted back to his boyhood days. It's just too damn time consuming. You know, you on here, get this buried baffing you on out of here. But I'm gonna tell you right now, you got to get in that damn water dog.
Yeah.
Water finds this way into places that you forget. Water goes into crevices, cracks, and I don't know if you like you real buffer in shape or not, but either way off in creases. Yeah, everybody got one. Yeah, everybody got one crease for damn show.
You got to wash down?
Care to be more specific, please, don't.
Yeah, well you have you ever been laying down nicked?
And you know how you lay on your stomach and you pull your knee up by your chest to watch tv U.
But you ain't washed. Whoa up?
Bet you get your lass up and getting that showered in it.
If you absolutely have an answer for everything.
Well let me tell you something. Don't act like the people know what I'm talking about.
Lay on your stomach on the bed neckd and then lift one of your knees up by your chest and lay it up bout a minute, about a minute if you got to wash.
It's coming.
It takes about a minute, though, because it's a slow moving, real heavy as ful like it come up across your ass is kind of like dry ice come up, except it's invisible. It's invisible and roll up and it stay right on your ass and it comes right up on your waist and over your elbow and next thing you know, and then when it hits you it ain't light.
It jump on your face like.
You know, like that green stuff good just suck on your faces.
Line.
It jumped on your ass, all right, all right, Live in Oakland says I'm a thirty thirty year old feet.
That's another thing to warming in al we're.
Trying to help lived in Oakland.
She's a thirty year old divorced female trying to get back in the dating game. She says it's hard to find a tall man. She says she's five ten and she loves to wear her heels. Her ex is six six, and that's rare to find. Do you think it's weird to see a woman taller than her man?
That's her question.
No, No, I have him all the time.
You know, before, before my nephew got married, he was dating and he didn't have no restriction.
And every time I turn around, I'm going down.
Anybody five four he weak, you know, just in here just dating tall women, just you know, everybody looking like Candas Park.
You know, you know, not to me, but to him and athlete.
But I tell you one thing, No, there's an advantage to shot me in because if Day's sleeping in the bed naked and he put his knee up by his chest, it take a lot longer for that funk, that dry ice.
Or roma to come across his little.
And it'll jump on his face before it get to your face because he shot it, and you'll never smell it. And that's the other advantage of short answer in everything, get on them faster.
Sho.
Well you got the shower. I'll bring it back up again.
Next question that you're watching March Madness.
Yeah, I'm watching March Madness.
Well, Halls, if you lay on your stomach, neked in the bed and you try to look like you march it and you raise that leg up by your chest and that hot ice funk come out the crack of your butt and run back up down, it's on your ass again.
This is Steve Harbin Marty show Man.
If it wasn't for that light in the refrigerator, we would have never got caught.
We would it.
Here's a tip, take all these lights out of these refrigerators.
That's the tips.
These lights are ruining. They ruining friendships, man, anything.
I just want to ask what you think.
It's a light all of your problem? Well, I probably shouldn't have been in the house show coming up right.
After, what's something your parents did when you were a kid that nowadays moms and dads could never get away with.
Beat me on our number eight at the grocery store in front of people.
That that's when it went down yeah, yeah, yeah, damn man, what you get.
Where you blow? What's the thing you get?
You get?
Show up?
That's where you get? Yeah, that's right at the school, second grade, in front of the whole class. What right got my ass? Tod I? She came up there up there. Wow, when they get off their job, you can come hollert you? But what she do that? I was cutting up? The lady has been telling her I've been cutting up, right, so she I get Ma Mama dropped me off and decided not even to go in go to work here, and just stood there by the door and waited for me to cut as soon as I start.
It is right, Ma Mama came up to the school, gave all my particular teacher's permission to paddle me, then gave him her house number and called me.
So when you get home, I can show you how it really posted.
Though.
Whoa double man?
Double beatings? Double boy's service?
What a choir singing? So they can't hear me? Do they see what they see? What's going on in that pep back there?
This boy's over there house.
You were praising the Lord. She's out here waging me out. She'll sure, he'll say waits church care. It's why the choir sang.
That's what they hit me. That's what do it started, won't she do?
My mama sent me to school time with the exact same thing in my lunch bag for six months.
Oh what do you mean?
The same lunch that was the exact same damn thing.
I told her, I don't eat no.
Tuna fish if you don't em Yeah.
Yeah, wow.
I've been in the junior choir and my mama said something to me, and I mumble something. I got hit. I'm in the choirsta and she said something, and I, Mama, don't need my breath while we're up in the question. I'm thinking, you know, she read you way over there? And number five got hit with a himn book on parget in the faith. My mama could have actually quarterback for Cleveland. The girl got what what.
I was eating?
I was eating some candy in church? Yeah, my mama visibly, Yeah, choke the candy.
Out of my mouth.
I'm talking about hands.
Shake me, wow, until it came, get it out, get it out of your but shaking me though, But in a pew in front of people.
You couldn't do that.
You can't do none of this.
You can't do it today.
You couldn't and parents were That's what we're talking about. Things that parents did when we were kids that they could never get away with.
The switch.
Pull over and get a switch.
You can't make you get yes, Tommy, get out, picket, clean it on, bring it here, and I'm gonna.
Beat you with it.
That's too much work.
You know how long it takes to get that switch?
Ass whipping with an extension cold all. This is abuse now, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, classified abuse. Yeah.
I watched my sister call it, call being so my mom, and they came over there. Yeah, she beat she beat her in front of them.
No problems here. You want to call them people, I'll give y'all a show. Hold on lady that lady TVs said, well, there's no problems here.
Close whoa Wow.
You guys, you can't do that.
You can't do it.
I mean these days, the kids, it's just I think our parenting styles are different too, you know what I mean. It's like these kids they get away with so much. Tasha came home from school, she had a bad day. She slammed her book, bad down.
I didn't know what to do.
I'm saying I had done that, my mama would have knocked.
Yeah, yeah, you're book bands. Now you want to try the book band? You know what, Steve?
Then your parents take the door off the head.
I slammed that door so hard.
Uh huh.
My daddy said, so we slam those I took the whole door off the hen when people just people come by a visit, just passing by. Old I stayed in my room as a kid, just I ain't got no privacy that. Yeah, my dad left that door off for about three months.
Wow, man, parent now here my daddy was. I'm right, he done called me obviously, I took too long getting there. He's standing on the side of the house. I ride my bike, pasted Jimmy. His ass pushed me off, like.
How you do after your I'm talking about.
Pushed me hard. Wasn't nothing, wasn't no way I could have kept my belly. Weill ain't even rubble right, he pushed I went straight down.
My daddy was strong.
These kids today.
Got me here ya waiting on you.
What you.
Yeah, I'm riding up up the driveway. He's standing behind the chicken. As soon as I got by that chimney. He stuck that, stripped back out and locked my hands straight up. My bike ain't even wabble. I went straight to the ground. Come a little arm up and everything. So you're gonna sit up and have me sitting up in there waiting on you like I got all Damn. They get him and get that tar bucket so we can finish this drive.
Damn. Hey, I was in the car with my daddy. You know how to car. You know how the door is not shut all the way? You need to kind of open it and shut it. Yeah, so it'll be you know, because I'm hearing the jingle a little bit, and I ain't a file or sick, but I didn't seen grown people when the door ain't closed. You know, they opened it and closed right right right we riding down the street. He probably going about thirty five. That ain't really that fast. I open that door and closed, you know, like I'm grown pulled over? Hell you open that door? Fuck? I say, Dad, it wasn't it was. I got hit every direction you could possibly think of.
It was he driving?
Why he was driving? Yeah, that's he stopped. You wasn't wearing seatbelts back then? From that point on. I don't think I opened the door no more, I got out on his side.
I did you know.
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
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Time now, guys, for would you rather? Would you rather detect every lie you here? Or would you rather get away with every lie you tell? Don't be you want to get away with every lie? You're probably doing that already.
That's my whole goal in life is I don't need to detect no lie out soon. That's what you're doing when you're talking.
Soon, I think we both ling.
Everybody's just lying. Wow, such a different world than which we.
Live, all right?
Would you rather be asked the same question over and over? Would you rather never be spoken to ever again?
What are you talking about?
You? Listen, just let's just say one person for sake of this, would you rather or would you rather never ever be spoken to again?
I'm going to be here.
I can't no. Hold on, man, come on, come on, come on now?
Said? One question is less? Can we do it? I mean if I just hear that.
And I'm good, what are we gonna do it?
Let's do it? Can we do it?
All that all the time over?
The question time is who while you're doing it? The question who? Phone? Numb?
Is this?
I'm here to to be? Yeah, I'm here to to be.
But you can't hear a question ahead of time. Yeah, you don't know what it's gonna be?
All right?
Would you rather it be Christmas every day? Christmas every day? Or your birthday every day?
My birthday? Christmas?
Too much company, it's too many people, No, Chris, Christmas, I got to buy too much?
So well, no, let it be my birthday here. Last year I couldn't put that bike together, right, that's too much.
No.
So Christmas is cool just being one day a year. But you want your birthday every day?
Yeah, yeah, I don't get nothing on either day, so they don't know.
Be my birthday Christmas?
I ain't getting nothing noway?
All right?
Or this is kind of crazy? Would you rather win the lottery but I have to say spend it all in one day?
Or would you like to triple? Would you rather triple your current salary forever?
Say that again?
That's easy, that's easy. Would you rather win the lottery? Win the lottery but have to spend it all in one day? Or triple your current salary forever?
It's easy?
Oh?
No, which one? You won't?
Should triple my current salary from forever?
I tripled my Saturday. I'm good, I'm in the lot o.
Hell, you have won the lottery?
All right?
That's our today's version of would you rather?
Yo? Yo? What's up to? Sha?
Homie ice Cube wishing everybody a happy holidays from my family to yours and the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
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Okay, So Steve, you're ready for our listeners. You this caller wants to ask the CLO a question.
What's going off to you, Harvey, got a question for you. So kind of in a jam a little bit in my relationship. So I wanted to propose to my woman, but I went to another woman for advice.
Yeah.
No, probably not the best of the situation.
So there was a little bit of you know, blirting going back and forth with me and lady, and my woman accused me of having some type of relations with this lady.
I wanted to do it as a surprise and not tellers.
But you know, we moved on from the situation.
It seems like every now and then the topic comes back up and I can help me out. Thank you well, bro.
As far as the subject coming back up every now and then, that's forever.
Oh that's coming. We don't we don't tell you.
I don't have a real answer for you on let that one is forever.
It will come up at some of the most inappropriate moments, but I will I will tell you, uh, every year on that day that it came up before uh the elephant minded women that they all will remember that exact day if you had on.
A white shirt that day. Every time you have on a white shirt, she'll bring it.
If anybody has a name that starts with the same letter as the girl you went over to get advice from, she'll bring it up.
So the bringing that up brood is gonna be forever.
I do think you should move on with the proposal because in your mind it was a mistake you made, and you found out that you didn't need anybody's advice on you because the love you have for her is unexplainable and for anybody else to even try to understand it, it's just mind blowing to you. And you've learned that your love is much deeper than a conversation with another female and wife, and interject that into the relationship and you will forever hold your relationship as a two handed circle from now on.
Let your church say Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen.
That's the same thing you told Carolyn though. But it's all right, Uncle Steve.
Uncle Steve just helped you out, brother, And don't pay no attention to the ladies, because your problem is your lady.
Come on, your hello, this color appreciates you, Steve. Let's hear what they have to say.
Stein. You know, I was to shoot all the time, and you know what, I listen to you. You make me so so much better, you know, because I have everything, everybody against me where I live at and my family and everything like that, and just listening to you and your come just so so I feel so good. It's just like you just make my dad, You make my day at my job when I'm driving my cousin everything, and I just just think, to.
You, thank you.
Because when you say the spiritual.
Things in the morning, I listen to it and I'm like, why I listen to work seeds just can't and it's just to be about me with haters, envy, jealous. And I'm a single woman. I'm fifty three years old and I love by myself and I love I love God. I love God so much. Taking up in the morning, I said God, you said so mile, thank you. And just the evilness I get and I'm just so tired of it. But I just say every time I hear you, I thank you. See and the crew there, I love you, see you keep up the good work.
Oh wow, I have to.
Give all that credit and honor to God Almighty. Because God places things on me to say, I'm not always even responsible for saying it, And be honest with you, a lot of times I don't know what to say, and then I'll lo lower my head and ask God to give me something. So I have to give all that credit and honor to God. That that part you see of me, that good part, that's the part that I allow God to reside and the Holy Spirit to take over from me. So that's all God. I thank you for recognizing that portion of the God in me, and hopefully I'll have more of that to be shown. I'm working on that, though, because there's a large percentage of me that's not really all that yet.
If you want to leave Steph a message, call it voicemail at eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, we just might play your message on the air. Coming up next, it is a prank phone call for today from the nephew.
Right after this.
Sne to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up right about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject is he says, he says now, he says, his fantasies are normal. We'll get into that in just a bit. Right right now, there's a nephew stepping up to the plate with today's prank phone call.
What you got for us? Now, I'm trying to build my stupidity up as I you know, as I get closer to this weekend. So I'm starting at a pretty high level, yeah, at the top. Just I'm trying to get it as high as I can. So when I hit that stage, said night, I want it at a level of just I want to peak out, I really do. I want to get as ignorant as possible and then just just hang it all the way over. So we're gonna start this thing within w A and double you. Hey, now what you think that means?
Him?
They're good, They're good, They're good, They're good.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
This an't easy.
This ain't I q dre none of them. This right here is in word abolish. In word abolish.
You're at that stupid level you have.
This week you can be prime breaking in word abolishes. Let's go cat dog. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach mister Fears. My name is Andrews is here. Okay, how you doing, sir? Everything going good? Tonight man.
I'm doing fine, man, I'm worth.
Uh wow, sir, listen, my name is once again Andrews. I'm with n w A, which is in word abolishers, And as you know, the in word just got buried and we're trying to keep that successful and trying to do as much as we can for people to not use the word. It's been brought to our attention that you have been consistently using the word even after we've buried it. And what we're wanting to do is, first of all, ask you to stop. And we don't want to take any other actions which could mean not only burying the word, but also burying the people who use it, such as yourself.
And I tell you I'm late for work. Man, about us? Please, I say, I want to say, I ain't got time to be listening n w A. Y'all need to go listen to a record or I'm calling I got to do.
I understand that, sir. We're just asking you, sir, can we could you poss be not use the N word?
Go ask somebody else, call somebody else and bother with this, I say, I say, I say, with you crazy n w I.
Ain't never heard of y'all, sir, do you were just I know, I know it's a process, sir, but we're asking you that if you could just possibly just quit.
Using the word man you, I'll use whatever the hell I want. I don't know you, You don't know me.
What the hell you?
How you know? I use the word anyway?
Sir? Could you please not call me that?
You?
How about that?
I said, don't call me that that. Don't get me bent out of shape about it? All right?
You sound like a stupid I got your You know what I'm said. Huh, I tell you I got to do, man, I ain't got to try to.
Play on the polders. I'm trying to make sure that here in this country from now on, the word is not used anymore. And for you to do, for you to continue to go against the grain, we gotta put a stop to it.
I don't have a problem with the grain type of that's who I am. I'm a girl christin grain type of.
I don't have a problem burying you along with the word.
Better than me. Oh look, dad, you're talking crazy there.
Boy bury me.
I'm gonna bury young very hacket in your back. How about that? You don't like that du your NWA with attitudes. That's what your ship called you.
It's not it's in w A, it's in word abolishers with attitude.
Stupid all know who made up with my apologies? Stell apologists apologists because you're stupid.
Call my phone it's in Look you're gonna talk to me with some rest, talk to me with some respects, Sir.
You don't get no respect from me because you call my phone stupid. But you called me. I don't know how you got my knowing I was spending this much time talking to your stupid You sound like a dumb calling somebody phone co Co nine one one to get you from help.
Don't get your swooped him.
Oh well, I'm right here. I ain't mother. I lived right here at thirteen or one. Come see me look it up. If you can't find it, get your GPN right here.
N'll tell you another thing you.
Could tell me whatever you won't tell me.
This is Nephew Tomming from the Steve Harfin Morning Show. You just got prayed by your brother Marcus spells man. You are crazy dog, You're crazy.
Y'all are trouble. Oh excuse y'all got crazy man Hey, man, man, what's true?
Hey, look at your brother. Marca's told he toldly just said, I bet him five hundred dollars he was gonna use the N word before the month was up.
Man, y'all can't just you know, throw this on the like this excuse me, but you can't just throw this uping on me, mate. It takes time. It's like stop smoking cigarettes. It take me six months just to get it out of my sister. You know, I'm talking about.
Your brother, said, he said, I promise you my brother. Calvin is the craziest person I know. He said, he gonna go off as soon as you call it.
I might be the craziest he know, but down some of the craziest. I heard it on the radio. That's for damn show boy.
I gonna this one, ain't Calvin? Do mean? Favorite man?
What's up?
Work my man? Yeah? Man, hold work on the word, all right, work on.
Try brother, I'm gonna try.
I promise you do a fanst. Try to fanst for about two weeks without using it.
All a fan Okay, Yeah, that's a good.
Well, let me ask you what is this boy? What is the baddest radio show in the land?
You've got to be kids.
Don't have to like that.
It's a Steve Harbin Morning Show.
Man.
I listening you clear, listen you folks every morning?
How about that?
All right? Say no you say folks and people and y'all trying to.
My god.
Call.
He didn't waste no time. But Tommy, when you got mad, though, that's my favorite parut. When you got mad?
Are you mad? Now? Like it wasn't even phrasing him.
He kept but I'm like, my favorite was at the end when he found out when you told him, and then he kept saying.
He kept saying it, but cant saying, excuse me, excuse me?
Oh hear word, excuse me? Man, my bad, my bad said right here. Oh in my bad, I'm sorry. Excuse me, Oh man, excuse me?
Oh my god, stop going against Grain. I'm gonna gette grain anywhere, quick cover.
On my phone anywhere. Yeah, word, put a hatchet in your back when you hear a hatchet, crazy dude right there, Man, he bought it. You got a problem with him trusting the league? Oh man, that's it. I have. I'm starting and I'm getting I'm gonna be as ignorant today is I'm just gonna keep getting ignorant, gonna be ignorant again Tomorrow, December twenty eight. That is called It's called the New Year's Comedy Jam. It is actually on December twenty eight at the Dog Constitution Hall in Washington, d C. That's Tony Robins, Lands Woods, Red Grant, Blue Nail, Bruce Bruce, hosted by Yours truly you Timmy. All right. Tickets on seal right now that stupid level has started. So by the time I laying, Oh my god, ignorance all right, man, thank you.
Strawberry letter coming up. He says his fantasies are normal. Is the subject. We'll get into that right after this.
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Thank you, Steve.
Wow, you introduced me. Thank you.
Hey.
Before we get to this letter and the subject and everything, just want to warn you if you have small children listening and everything, you don't want to hear this one.
Okay, just put it like that, turn the kids away.
All right.
Subject, He says his fantasies are normal.
Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband and I have been married for almost six years and he's my best friend. We are inseparable and we have not spent one night apart since we got married. Our sex life is really good and occasionally we'll have a third party come in and join us in the bed. We like to film home movies of us walking around naked in our home, and we also record our sex aides and we enjoy watching our home movies. The only problem I'm having is that he is insatiable. Nothing we do can satisfy him. It's like he's always trying to top our last experience we role play, and his fantasy's gotten bizarre lately, so I need your help. He likes watching videos of people having sex wearing animal costumes, and he has videos of various animals having sex with each other. He watches porn for hours, and he said it's what's got him through the pandemic. We're also usually naked around the house, but lately I've worn a robe because he likes to have me lie on the couch so he can eat his food off my chest and stomach. It's a turnoff, but I want to keep him happy. He has a few celebrity crushes, and he's called me by their name more than a few times during sex.
When I tried calling him try to get through this.
When I tried calling him Steve Harvey during sex, he didn't like it one bit.
Yes, all right, I'm gonna try to get through this again.
He has a few He has a few celebrity crushes and he's called me by their name more than a few times during sex. When I tried calling him Steve Harvey during sex, he didn't like it one bit.
Nasty stuff, y'all got going take my name out of your damn letter.
Things are getting out of hand, and I told him a lot of his fantasies are not normal. He said, I can't switch things up on him, depriving him of happiness in the bedroom. I'm warning he might cheat on me if I don't continue to play along. Can you please give me some tips on how to transition into a normal sex life. I want children, so it's time for us to have a normal household. Please helps me out. I'm with Steve, don't be bringing his name into this because this is just nasty. And the thing is, you know, he doesn't want you to switch things up on him, and he's right in a sense that it's really hard to stop doing this kind of stuff once you've started. And you guys are doing a lot of crazy mess. Your husband really is doing the most. It's too much. He's all over the place. You guys are having threesomes. You guys are looking at people with animal costumes on, and then you're looking at animals doing it. You know, I guess that really is what insatiable means. I mean, nothing can satisfy your husband, mister freaky freak. Come on, regular sex doesn't get the job done anymore. He needs help, That's what I think. Seriously, you wrote us, but I think he needs some serious help, like you know, a sex edition therapist or something like that.
He's got to do some work here.
I mean, there's no way you can keep up with all this going on, and I think it's only natural that you're thinking about normal things now. You can't bring a baby into this mess. The problem will be convincing him these you know, the stuff has gotta change.
He's probably gonna just want to keep doing it in the bedroom. No, you're getting over this.
You're growing up, you're maturing, you're changing, And until then I would just wait, wait, wait, wait to try and have children if you guys are even still together, because you want to stop and he doesn't.
Steve.
First of all, this is foolishness right here. This whole letter is stupid from top to bottom. It's not a redeeming moment in this letter. It's nothing I really even care about. I'm gonna just tell you flat out four. We can start this here. I'm gonna read the letter and answer. But I ain't got no help for you, right I don't know what you're gonna do.
I really don't, because from the beginning of the letter, all this is both y'all's fault.
All it is y'all bought this foolishness on yourself. My husband and I have been married for almost six she is.
He's my best friend.
We are inseparable, and we've not spent one night apart since we got married.
Okay, oh, okay.
Our sex life is really good, and occasionally we have a third party come and join us in the bed right there, right there, that's the beginning of the end. This don't ever work out. I've never heard it working out for anybody. Once you introduce a third party into your marriage, it usually don't work out. And it ain't even gotta be sex. If you keep introducing a third party into your marriage, it's gonna interfere with the marriage. But y'all in brought everybody into the bedroom. Y'all like filming home movies of us walking around naked. We record our sexcapades. We enjoy watching movies at our own home movies, nin She say, the only problem I'm having is that he's insatial. That's not your only problem. But okay, nothing we do can't satisfy him. It's like he's always trying to top our last experience. He can't top it without you. We role playing his fantasies that have gotten bizarre lately. So I need your help.
Not right here.
You know, we tell jokes about monkeys and all this his stuff. But you just said his fantasies have gotten bizarre lately, and I need your help. What is me and Shery Finn do right all right now? Jokes about having a monkey in the room and a spam and a love mint, but that's all. I don't know what to tell you. We come back to I'm gonna tell you something.
A Part two of your response is coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour Today's Strawberry Letter subject. He says his fantasy is are normal. We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
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All right, come on, see let's recap today's crazy strawberry letter. The subject he says his fantasies are.
Normal, and please be nothing normal about this letter. His fantasy is no normally. Y'all been together six years.
Year in several of your best friend sex life is really good, and occasionally we have a third party coming join us in the bed, right out to dribble.
Can I tell you that ain't normal.
I'm just sharing this with you.
That's really not normal. That's really not how it works. We like to film home movies us walking around in our home naked.
That's not normal. That ain't normal.
We also record our sex coapades and we enjoy watching our own home movies. I know people do that but wow, once again, that ain't normal. The only problem I'm having is that he's insatiable. Nothing we do can satisfy him. Is like he's always trying to top our last experience we role playing. His fantasies have gotten bizarre lately, so I need your help.
His fantasies have.
Gotten bizarre lately. Well, I don't know how you think we're gonna help, but let's hear what you're talking about. He likes watching videos of people having sex wearing animal costumes.
That's not normal.
And he has videos of various animals having sex with each other. Let me tell you something, y'all sick. These ain't fantasies. This is a sickness watching animals. Are you kidding me?
What's that?
I don't even understand. Your man is sick, and you sick for sitting there going along with this. He watches Pawn for hours, and he says that's what got him through the pandemic.
Are we still in the pandemic?
I don't know if you notice or not, but it's still a pandemic going on that we may not be on lockdown like we used to be, but that's not what's what's so this is still going on, I take it right now. We're usually naked around the house, but lately I've worn a roll because he likes to have me lie on the couch so he can eat his food off my chest and stomach. It's a turnoff, but I want to keep him happy. How wait a minute, what spaghetti off your chest? How big is your breast keeping this spaghetti? How is you keeping this spaghetti on your chest? I'm not understanding that. Who got a bowl of soup on your stomach?
What is he doing?
How big is your belly button? What is we doing right here?
But who the hell can cut a piece of meat loaf on your damn stomach? I'm not understanding this right here? How strong of a woman over you?
He lady?
These hot their French fries on you and he's just snacking. I'm not understanding this right here. These eggs as hot as hell. He done flip them over as he's cooking on you.
To what.
I don't even know what's going on right here. I'm just trying to think of these foods that you got in that laying on your something. He just got Chinese food just on your stomach. What did y'all in here doing hell yeahs a turn off.
This food is hot.
He has a few celebrity crutches, and he's called me by their names more than a few times doing sex. When I tried to call him Steve Harvey doing sex, he didn't like that one bit.
I know what that.
Knowing that because too, I don't want in this letter right here, I billy, I don't really want to be I don't. I'm take me off your crush list. Why is I'm on the crush list? It's too crazy, especially I'm not following these animals. I'm just telling you that right now. They got to mention my name before these damn animals out of accepted a lot better once you can watch the animals. And then he gonna bring up Steve damn name and the damn letter. That's where we draw the line. And I ain't finna follow all these monkeys and kowala bears and all this here, all these sloths in here having sex, and you gonna bring me up.
All right.
Here we go.
Things are getting out of hand. And I told him a lot of his fantasies are not normal. He said, I can't switch things up on him. Depriving him of his happiness in the bedroom. I'm worried he might cheat on me if I don't continue to play along that you're worry you need to be worried about this next plate that'sln't be on your band.
I'm gonna what you be wearing about. I said, I'll be damn concerned. Donald. What is he finna lay on my breast this week? Right here?
But I'm right here, But I don't know what he in there fixing this pizza for? You know that pizza too damn hot to come in here? Lay across me like this cat shouldna been here? Gonna eat this catfish off my chest better? I don't like catfish up on me like this here, But that's what you can you please give me some tips on how to transition into a normal sex life.
No I can't.
I want children, so it's time for us to have a normal household. Please help me out, lady. Ain't nothing fitna be normal with this dude, y'all not finna have no normal household?
And I got two women on the show who'll tell you this right now.
If you do have a baby, you ain't gonna have to worry about this no more, cause that baby fitting to cut all that out. You ain't gonna have time to do none of this. And y'all don't need children. Y'all don't even need to stay together. And I don't even know why you want this man right here. You never mentioned how much you love him.
It's crazy.
Everybody going to Holly watching all these monkeys and ate snakes and you having sex on your TV. Eat no this damn stupid ass food right he can set up here and got this yello on you now you don't know what to do. He keeps scraping your stomach trying to get all the yello into this spoon right here. I don't want no TAPPYO col.
My, Damn, we gotta go.
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What are some of the what's the dumbest thing you've ever done for love? Completely opposite fall?
Yeah, how long you get it now?
Oh man?
What about you, Steve? What's the dumbest thing you've ever done for love? Jesus the lift man?
So while yeah, you want someone else to go, I.
Tell you I.
Go ahead take her back after she cheated over and laying to my family why it was all right?
Yeah that was dumb.
That was Yeah, that was I ain't never done that, Joey older than you, I ain't never done nothing.
I was fifteen them, oh fifteen, Yeah you're young.
Okay.
I stole a necklace. That's why you can't be preferent from the main company.
I can't be on the A for a girl. Yeah, because I.
Didn't have no money and I was crazy about it, and I got caught going out the door. White dude had on a sweatshirts and gym shoes.
He was fast too. He was fast too, just wasn't quite fast enough. He had me.
And then when I gave here my jacket though, and I was so thin there that didn't mean nothing to me. It was damn near irreallyant. I slipped out that jacket so fast. I just let my arms go limp like spaghetti. He had the jacket, that white dude. I got out on a prospect. That white boy started chasing me. That dude was fast, but he had no idea who he was chasing. No dog, I was uncatchable. I looked back, I said, man, he's still here, and I just went on and just dropped it down in nitro.
That was gone.
I put that black on him head, scared dog.
Yeah, I put that black speed on it that he hadn't seen. Sounded like an indie car.
Yeah, that was it.
And he yelled at me come back to the store again, for it'll be years, pardoner.
Don't worry.
And when I did go back and may come there, I look, I had a bed and everything I was grown.
Yeah, hit back.
All rights, Steve Harbin Martin show Man. Ain't nothing worse than a madass wolver smoking a cigarette.
You know out there?
What that cigarette that I tell you what I tell what? You ain't fred I Wood from by the air with that cigarette. It used to look so full of the cigarette. Just be talking the whole time she's talking, that cigarette going up down, ashes sticking off on her dress and stuff.
Coming up right up to.
The great resignation continues, and nowhere seems to be safe. A mod pizza shop in Illinois was the subject of a TikTok where the user showed a sign at the door uh saying all staff has quit, We're closed for the night. So Steve, Yeah, I mean people are just quitting their job, Steve. And it really is an employee market right now. Lots of places are hiring, So why stay somewhere when you're unhappy?
Should you have a rational plan before you just up and quit your jobs?
What do you well?
I mean, I quit my last job I had. I quit the next day after I won fifty bucks out of comedy competition. So I'm the last person I asked should you had a rational plan? Because mine led directly to homelessness. Yeah, I don't really recommend anybody take the route I took, but if you want to, I say go ahead.
I mean, what did they quit you? It's a pizza shot?
How much that pasta? The dude over pepperoni? Quicko. See.
But once I passed by your house and I miss your address, I turned the.
Corner, eat the pizza.
Uh huh uh huh uh.
With that.
It was some sexual harassment stuff.
It was a bund pizza shop. Yeah, I'm not fit to take all this for no day over no damn pizza y.
Talking to.
You said, you said pepperoni here? I am with that to meet levels. That's what No, no, immediately.
Yeah, but it's happening everywhere. I mean, that's one incident in Illinois, but it's happening.
Y'all thought about clon Oh.
Here, we love our jobs.
We love you. You're the best, Monica said, She's considered quick.
She's still here the job or this job? Okay, this job, I thought, he meant this job. Yeah, you're the best bus ever.
Steve.
The last job I had was at Monarch Paint Company. Pay seven seventy five an hour, walk right out of there.
Really Yeah, seventh.
No, because I saw that the manager of the store had been there twenty two years and the assistant managed to be in their twenty What do I look like staying here? I started telling the next night.
Really yeah, well, well, junior experts say that if you do want to quit your job, you should talk to your boss.
Okay, don't get emotional. Don't get emotional.
Go ahead and ask for your raise, ask to work from home, talk about stress, and pinpoint your dissatisfaction at the job.
Okay, let's try it right now today. You go ahead and pitch me for the raise. Go ahead, and let's try.
Mister Harvey, I have a word with you, please, absolutely, sir. You know, you know I've been here four years. I've been here four years, you know, and you know everything I asked me to do.
I do all my job description. Can I fits that I thought more than cable? Okay? And you know another thing too.
I even work over time for you when you asked me to.
Yeah, I've never asked you that. To go ahead, but you know, I just want to just say this.
I really believe that I should be making fifteen dollar an hour. This seven fifty seven seventy five ain't working for me. I really have a fifteen dollars hour employee.
Hall Lee, I'll give you that right away. Oh so I'm getting the raise.
Okay.
You want fifteen dollars an hour on this here show for sure. That's sixty dollars a day. I was talking about working at the paint company. Yeah, yeah, alright, if I get the most No, no, no, I'm talking to you about this job right here.
You want fifteen dollars an hour, that's sixty dollars a day.
You dropt it.
Okay, we need to do over the fact.
Yeah.
No, you're asking for a raise on this job now, go okay, okay, yeah, hey, you know I was thinking about this.
I think I.
Deserve about a fifty dollars raise on this job here, man. Yeah, and you thought wrong.
You're thinking.
Okay, well that's a I like to pay. I'm getting anyway, Thank you for coming.
Next, I'm coming up. Coming up, we're gonna interview Tommy.
For okay, all right, all right, cool, all right, we'll be back with more how to ask your boss for a raise with the nephew and the uncle.
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning show. All right, so before we before we left out, we were talking.
About the Great Resignation, how a lot of people around the country are quitting their jobs and uh, you know, they're unhappy with their with their employment, so they're looking for other jobs. And experts say, you should talk to your boss, don't get emotional, ask for a raise, ask to work from home, talk about stress, and pinpoint just what you're dissatisfied about at your job. So the nephew wanted to ask you, Steve some questions. He wanted to talk to you about.
You got one damn minute we can sit down and have a conversation. That's how you asked. Wow, No, it's fine, it's fine.
Don't get emotional. That's the first time not to get emotions.
I've been on this radio twenty months with you. I'm just gonna gone say. I'm just gonna gone say I think I deserve another extra two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. So how the hell we gonna do this?
Yeah, well you won't see year twenty one in this moment.
That's a damn shit.
Don't get emotional. Talk to your boss.
Yeah, I'm talking to him.
I'm talking back ten point your dissatisfaction.
I've been stooping on here for twenty damn yell doing the best, the best you pitty in the world. The least you can do and give me an extra two fifty on this damn show. Hell, I can do far.
Least than that. If you're looking for least, I can do way least than that.
This is not working.
Well.
Hey, the r I know coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour, We'll do a round of would you rather right after this?
You're fired?
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That's my whole goal in life is saying, hey, I would need to detect no lie.
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That's what you do when you talk to Lisa Soon. I think you're both lying.
Everybody's just lying.
Wow, it's a different world in which we live, all right? Would you rather be asked the same question?
Over and over?
Would you rather never be spoken to?
Ever?
Again?
What are you talking about?
Just let's just say one person for sake of this, would you rather or would you rather never ever be spoken to again?
I'm going with Ben. I can't be here.
I can't no, hold on, now, come on, come on, come on.
That said one question is less? Can we do it? I mean if I just hear that over, you know, I'm good.
What are we going to do it?
Let's do it?
Can we do it?
All that all the time?
Over?
What if?
The question is who?
While you're doing it?
The question who? Phone? Numb? Is this? I'm here to to be? Yeah, I'm here to be, but you.
Can't all right?
Question ahead of time?
No, yeah, you don't know what it's gonna be, all right? Would you rather it be Christmas? Every day, Christmas every day or your birthday every day?
My birthday? Christmas? Too much company?
It's too much people. No, Chris, Christmas, I got buy too much stuff. Hell no, let it be my birthday.
Here last year I couldn't put that bike together, right, that's too much.
No.
So Christmas is cool just being one day a year. But you want your birthday every day?
Yeah?
Yeah, I don't get nothing on either day, So don't either.
Be my birthday or Christmas.
I ain't getting nothing noway?
All right?
Or this is kind of crazy. Would you rather win the lottery but have to spend it all in one day? Or would you like to triple? Would you rather triple your current salary forever?
Say that again?
Show that's easy.
That's easy.
Would you rather win the lottery? Win the lottery but have to spend it all in one day? Or triple your current salary forever?
It's easy? Oh? No, man? Which one? You won't?
Should triple my current salary?
From Jeff?
Forever?
I tripled my Saturday? Oh good, I'm in Lottle Hill.
You have won the lottery? Yes, all right?
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All right, guys, here we are our last break of the day. Yeah, it's been a good day. We've had fun today.
Boy, you and Tommy really got into it earlier about those the rays and the job and all of.
You come up in office cussing at me, and you thought you.
Yeah, the first thing it said was don't be emotional washing emotions into it.
I have it for you.
I'm really undeveloped in my Christianity. Is if you come to me hard, I just don't know how to, you know, be south.
With you, Chris.
And that was time me asking for a raise.
But they're gonna cuss me.
What I mean, the big one too.
I've been thinking it blank twenty years. Yeah, you ain't gonna be blank twenty one work you said.
I've been being up in here stupid for twenty years. Thank you Steve taking us out.
Hey, My clothes remarks are that I want you all to be aware of something that I've found to be a little bit troubling sometime.
It's the word karma.
The word karma.
I've been watching people and they tossed this word around so loosely, and I want you all to be careful, be careful of people who always use the word karma because they throw it around like like like like like they have the right to.
You know it is.
Is there a karma committee and who's on it? Who determines what's happening to you as karma? Don't throw that word around so easily, because if you look up the definition of calm and you google it, it'll throw you off a little bit because it really has a lot to do with religion and and and and and certain religions in this world. That's where the word karma came from. So when people always talking about, yeah, that's karma, what's happening to you is karma? That's not all the way, It's not always the case. Be careful of people who use that word a lot, because I have to warn you who determines what karma is? And how long does karma last? Have you ever noticed people throw that word around to keep you in a certain place, to keep you in a certain category, to keep you feeling a certain kind of way, even after you've moved on long from it. Real negative people have a tendency to throw this word calm around. I want y'all to be aware of this, man, because it's dangerous to let people do it.
See. God has this.
Thing called grace and mercy, and God passes it out to whoever asks for it. If you ask God for forgiveness for something, and God gives you his grace and he forgives you that allows you to be forgiving. God never brings it back up again, and you're free to move on. So you gotta be careful of people who talking about every time something happens to you, they relate it to something that you did before and they call it karma.
That's not what it is, y'all. Listen to me. The vast majority of things that happened to you, it ain't calma.
It's just life.
What what are you talking about? You lose a love one that ain't calma. You don't you know, something happens to you negatively, that's not karma.
That's life.
It's called trials, it's called test, it's a challenge, it's a setup for a comeback. It's a lot of things. But it don't have to be calmer man. You know, listen to me. If you if you murder someone and you get sent to prison, and that's justice, that's what that that's justice. You can call it calm if you want to, but it's courts. It's just justice. I notice a lot of people use karma to keep you from feeling forgiven. I know on a personal note that I've done something way back when I was a young man, And do you know that there are still people in my life. When something negative happens to me, they refer back to that moment as calma. I don't let him do it to me. God has been forgiven me for the things I've done as a young man. He been forgave you a long time ago for the things you've done as a young man. You've had so many blessings that occurred in your life since you made that mistake as a young man, as a young girl, as a young woman. Do you know how many blessings you've had since you've made those mistakes. Then when something else called life pops up your way, here comes somebody wanting to relate it back to the time you had your baby, the time you left this man, you walked out of this and they want to call that karma. Don't let them do that. Listen to me, y'all. God is in a forgiving business. When he forgives you, don't let people keep you from being free of it by reminding you of a word that they throw around way too loosely, called karma. Every time something happen you see on in that karma is a beet Comma?
Is this calm?
Is that coming?
Who are these people, who is the karma Committee.
I don't go for that.
I have no karma committee that I answer to. I answer to my heavenly Father, and I suggest that you do too. So from now, when you ask God for forgiveness and God forgives you, move on and don't let nobody on the karma committee hold you to your former past and your former mistakes, because God has allowed you to move on and you should thank you very much. Those are my closing remarks. Hope you got something from it. Hey, y'all listen, God willing will see you all tomorrow. In the meantime, talk to God he loved to hear from you.
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