Dream Big Y'all - 09.26.17

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Y'all know what time is, y'all don't know y'all bag at all. Suit looking back to back down, giving the mong like theming buck bus things and it's cub y'all to me true good to Steve Hardy listening to me together for Stu Barn quick to moy w don't you join? Yeah? Yeah by joining me? Honey said you got to turn ye don't you gotta turns to turn the time? He got to turn out to turn the water the water. Comey, come on your back, Uh huh, I sure will come on and everybody you are listening to the voice, come on dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man, got a radio show. Do you understand that I'm telling you God been big in my life. I'm not gonna kid you. I'm telling you in here do the same thing for you. God. God is a gentleman. You know. I wanna I want to point that out to you. God is an absolute gentleman. He will not come in unless he's invited. He don't just barge into your life. He gives us the power of choice. You know, if you say you got it, I don't need you. He lets you have it. If you say I need you come see about me. He right there. It's just a real simple thing, man. So always say to people this, if you've gotten yourself into something, and please Eason know I have. I man, see that. That's why I'm so adamant about it, because I've gotten myself in some circumstances and positions in my life. And boy, let me tell you something. I've had some low moments. Man, I've had some moments where I did not know what to do. I didn't know what was next, I didn't know how to go about it. I didn't have no more ideas. I was stuck. I thought a couple of times, well might not make it past this one. But then if I don't make it past it, what's gonna happen? And then I held on to this little thing that my mother kept talking to me about. She said, sometimes some when you ain't got nothing else in you, just hope, she said, just hope it will be all right, you know. And what I've learned in my life is that hope. It's the beginning of faith. Hope is just is there a possibility out there for me? I sure hope something happened. See hope hope it's okay, man, Because like I said, for me, the way I've lived my life, hope was the beginning of faith. It was just the idea. It's just the thought that something could change from me, that something could be a little bit different from me, that maybe, man, just maybe, for some reason, I could be saved, I could be rescued. Things could turn around, it could head in the other direction. Maybe I could quit messing up. Maybe somebody will forgive me, Maybe somebody will will just say all right. I don't know, but I can't count the times I've been in that position. But then once I hope a little bit, and then I remember also my mother, because she was a Sunday school teacher, she taught me the most valuable lesson I've ever learned in my life. Nothing has been greater in my life than my faith. She taught me to pray. Mom used to say, when you get real dog for your son, pray changes things. She said, when you seem like you lost and you can't find your way, stop and pray, she said, because pray changes things. You know, when you get a point in your life when you've done all you can do and you can't do no more and you just don't know what to do next. She said, stop, suh, pray and combine that prayer with that hope that you got, she said, because that hope is the beginning of faith. She said. If you pray just hoping, she's saying that God come through for you. That will give you confidence that he can do it again. And then after a while you quit hoping, she's saying, you start believing. She said, that's when you're on to something. If you can turn that hope into belief, that hope into faith, the ability to believe in something that you can't see. But the key though the faith is you're believing in something that you can't see. See hoping a little bit different from me, not, I'm pretty sure. Like I say oftentimes to tell a lot of people who can explain this thing a lot better than I can to you. But just from my side of it being as real as I can be, rich see, hope helps. Man. If you ain't strong enough to have faith, have hope, and then if you pray with some hope and God answers your prayer, then that hope gains a little confidence, and after a while that confidence becomes faith. Now ain't just hoping, but I'm believing. I'm believing in something that I cannot see. Faith has been the key to my entire existence, even when I didn't have any It was faith, as I look back on it, that has gotten me here, and not just faith, but my faith. See, you will only get to where you're going in your life based on your faith. See. A lot of people get the word faith confused, like what's your faith? Uh? And then they started going down this whole list of all these different religions out here. But really an essence, man, when I talk to people about faith, I'm talking to you about your your belief. How much do you believe in the unseen? How much do you believe in the things you can't see? How much do you believe in the impossible? How much do you believe? See? Because faith is the belief in things that you cannot see. Faith is the core of all that is happening to me today. It is the faith that I have in my relationship with God that enables me to just oftentimes times, if I stay on the right course and believe a certain way and act a certain way, his blessings just poor. They just come, and it comes in a lot of little ways too. I've started to notice, See it ain't just a lot of people think blessings is money, and now, man, that ain't it. It's coverage. It's every time my plane lands safe. It's every time they predict bad weather and not get up in the sky and it don't be no bad weather. You know, this is this is favor. These are blessings that get poured out to me. Somebody called me and offer me something, not money, but an opportunity, you know, something somebody say, hey, man, I don't know, but I sent this to you. I thought you might be interested in it. Somebody has sent me a scripture, or somebody send me something that's favor, and it always comes at a time when I need it the most. That's favor, that's pouring out blessings. Now I'm also the recipient of a lot of other blessings too. You know, I've been blessed with health. That's amazing blessing. Man. I've been blessed with a spirit of not quitting. I've been blessed with the ability to shoulder huge amounts of responsibility. See, blessings come a lot of ways, but once you tie into God, once you tie in and you start doing the best you can do, and you start asking for him to make you a better person, to help shape and mold you into the kind of man or person that he wants you to be. You be amazed what God can do with you. Man, if you just invite me in and allow him to be a part of your life. I mean, what you got to lose out there? Come on, if you're sitting in the cell this morning, why why would you not change? I watched these shows about me and locked up all the time. Who waiting? They getting their farties and they decide, Man, I'm tired of this. I live most of my life behind these bars. When I get out this time, man, I'm gonna get it right. Why you gotta wait till your farty? I mean, when you're farty, it's cool, get yourself together whenever it happened. But man, do you know that you are not created to live behind bars? God didn't make you that way. But if you've gotten yourself into that position, though, see now you gotta do the best you can. But they don't need to look at it God being mad at it, we'd have made all of our decisions, got us to where we at today. You have a chance to turn your life around with a relationship with God. What you're waiting on? Are you gonna just keep doing it like that? Huh? Really? Come on, man, why would you do that to yourself? Why would you not allow God to be a part of your life so you can get the way He wants you to be. God got some big plans for you. If he didn't, you wouldn't keep waking up ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, people from all around the world. You are listening to the baddest morning show in the land, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Today's show is dedicated to those of us who are tall. Welcome call, How you doing this morning? I am doing fantastic. Thank you for the show dedication. Still, how you feeling? I'm feeling damn good? Come, I'm dark? Good God, surely you would be considered tall and the girl family. How you doing? Yes, Steve, good morning to you. How you put you amongst the tall Okay, I'll take it in my mind. I'm so very tall, Sully. Good good to have y'all. Well, yeah, Junior j Well he's taller than you know. Why are we dedicating this to day to talk because it's yeah, you know, you got a full day. Remember, yeah, you had a stupid day. You had a short day. I got a lot of days, Donut maker day, everything, cubicle worker day. We've got a lot of days. And today it's you got another one coming up to because one day this we're gonna dedicate to show the people that buy a lot of you st that's the way you started to show. Steve. Yeah, yes, I don't get a good morning. Then, well we was getting to y'all whatever, I want to kill you morning? Huht a little bit? I see that's how they speak. They speak short. Watch this Tommy was up man? What ever? Very short, very short, very short. You know that's a debate going. Let's just fine debate. Tommy is junior doing mad? Oh so he is, Tama. I've been trying to tell you guys, Wait a minute. Morning, everybody taking up. I'm over here, very tall people, baby just valivated what I is. But you made it. It's good to be in the house of the Lord today. Hate it. I got tall? What's up? Tommy? Not taller than you? I'll pull something that off the top of his head. The other day for your boy. Hey, didn't even know it was you got something right here, man, don't get that. See, that's what friends are for. I'm just handing me what little short? Oh my god, what's wrong, nephew. It's always height on this show. It's always about height. Who talk, who ain't talk? Who it's Why can't it be by intelligence because you ain't. Okay, let's do that one there. Well, damn you out again by yourself. Okay, then stupid. How can't we can't have something we already did that. You had a whole We'll be back. We got think of something. We're thirty something funny. Truth be told. Oh you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. A right here we are with something funny. Come on, Junior with truth be told. God, what do I listen? Charley? I'm so happy right there? I really help tell me, because to be told I'm tall, I'll need no help getting necked off the counter. All of us on this showcase say that some of us have to go get the step out on the side of refrigerator to get up there. I don't have to do that. Three people. I'm in there. The most tall stuff I do stuff at the top of the closet, like, shoot, I get that, you get that, I get that, No problem. I ain't got no problem getting none of that. Everybody on screwing in light bulbs, no problem. I'm tall. I can't do that. Now, everybody on this show can do that. Not a dent, but ninety five. I'm just saying, like getting stuff out the freezing at the top, I can't do that going there and get a back of me at the top of getting me tom it can put a light bubby, easy bake oven it. It just had to be a night like night like it had to go at the bottom. But you got to get up here where I had that talk me like, man, don't worry about that. I got tall shoulders for you to stand on. You need help and I love you. Man, what you do? Shot behind you? All right? No no no, no no, no, no no no no, you made a mistake. Hit behind ain't y'all the tallest thing. Can he get in the talk club? Can he get in the talk club? I done a little man, a little hunchback of not the dame. Yeah, he was a little he was a little short with us doing that segment. Man, don't bear about one day timing one day man, one day, one day. Man. You know they sell these things you could put in the shoes and make you know the left. Yeah, they give you, like another couple of inches. Actions still shot, couple more inches? You can two inches? You're still short. I lose through inches. I'm still talking. Yeah, you put those in the shoes, but your heel is sticking at the back of your shoe. It looks real man, your shoe about to come over. Keep walking, all right, Come on, explain this next bit about black exploitation movies. They used to use some phrases and these movies that they don't use anymore. And I said, bring them back, bring them back, find some place to them. You really want them back, like they were great phrases. Collar, they were great phrases. You understood what was going on when you heard these. So you think it will work in today's movie? Yes? Yes, an example on power? Wouldn't you like to see? On power? This said, oh job, turkey, look ahere you job turkey. Oh we won't we won't fit to sit to say, right on, brother, right on, right on, right on with the right on, with the right on. Yack, don't move something wouldn't that fit on go on th damn the throne, don't move socker of throne that terry on like Empire, Empire, you're going down, Punk, You're going down Lucius line. You're going down right on that you okay? Like Ray Donovan, one of my favorites. You know, we all love Ray Donovan. The man, the man is holding me that. I like that saying that they ever find out who the man? Man man holding me back like that on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Nini telling Candy, you just stays already, never went away. Give me some skin. I gotta say it in the boy like to see that on L A Low. That would fit right good on l A Low. Give me some skin. It's cool to say, oh, man, that's a bad man. That's a bad Like I'm dancing with the stars. If somebody gets a low score, I'm one of the judges. It's alright, Sugar, it's alright, Sugar, work right on, right on with the right one. I think we can make these works. I think they could j another one, another one. I gotta do it because they never would favorite. Yeah, what's up man? How you doing your d e everything? What's copa stetic everything chilling, chilling like a villain. I can't call it because I might spoil it. Why sounds like we all in chest I don't know. My favorite one is still the ghost Jaff Turkey on power Bring on that man, or Tasha can say it to ghost about Angela Jack on a Greenley don't move, sucker, Don't I love that shows my show? You old fish at food? No you didn't, Oh Ja, you should do feat Your Life bigh Yeah. Yeah, coming up next, nephew, Timmi's run that prank back right after this. You're listening morning show? All right, here we go. Coming up at the top of the hour, Miss Anna is gonna be here with today's national news and headlines. But right now it is time for the nephew with running that prank back your trash? Thank you know your trash, Thank your trash. Thanks it's garb Yeah, spell like flowers. Hello. Hello, Hey, I'm trying to uh, I'm trying to read swerve. Yeah, this is how you doing, man, I'm wanting I'm one of your neighbors, but I'm I'm one street over from you. You over you? Yeah, that's right A little bit this rico man, how you doing. I'm one of your neighbors on the next street. Oh how are you doing? Okay, I'm doing good, but how you how you get my Another one of the neighbors on your block gave me the number. Man. We were we were, uh, having a little situation. Wanted to reach out to you. Uh, some stuff going on here in the neighborhood, man, and wanted to try to make you aware of it. Well, what's going on? Uh? It seemed like, um, well, you know the trash man run on on Tuesday and Saturday right now. The problem is that that that that a lot of people, I guess since the holiday just passed, you know a lot of people got their stuff out on the on the curve already right right now. The problem is that that that they're saying, man, is that yo, yo, trash is actually really really foul and smelling and smelling pretty bad. And we wanted to call you, man. And if you do not, hold on, hold on, hold on. You say you calling me because you sail my trash, Well yeah, they say, yours is the one that's really speaking. Man. If you could actually maybe put it in, put it back in the in the in the garage and till tuesday. You know that's why I put it outside. I didn't have enough room in it. Gad. Okay, well I want to see that. And who is everybody saying my trass saying? Hey, listen, I'm saying. I'm not saying. You know what I want to tell you. If everybody in the hood I got a file with my trash, thank you tell another contact? Okay? What what? What? What? We we we've discussed that too, But listen, listen, we don't want no trouble. Man. If we could just get you to put your trays back and I'm not moving over Chad, I paid rent over here, my brother. Hey, we're not gonna go back, and I'm not gonna go back. Don't what you're gonna do. I'm telling you what I paid man that don't tell me to just over here. Okay, Well listen, man, aren't you concerned that your trash is thinking and reading through the whole neighborhood. I don't give a damn off who smelled my chances they got a problem with it, telling them come take it out still the end and saying out there, okay, whether that's the problem, the problem is that you took it out, and you took it out too early. You shouldn't have put listen out till tuesday morning. And that's who who just say mon fide it? If I put it out there and saying out yesterday, come get it. I'm not gonna go back and forth with you. Man came down. What you're gonna do? You ain't gonna call me telling me take my chance? I say, right over here, okay, how if everybody's smelling my chad out of everybody on the street, I don't know for my understanding, it's just a couple of holes in it and some food or something much that got out. I don't know if one of the roads or dog got in into what the case may be. But you know we need to try to get your trash in the backyard. My chass ain't going no down. Well, and how come you the one you? How come my next or naving ain't called? How come you around the corner and you called? Who put you up to this? Everybody's smelling it. I was just fortunate enough to get your phone number. I said, well, look, I just gone and calling it myself. I tell you you and hey, you my phone. I'm thinking that there it ain't going to Okay, what we listen, let's swerve. This is what we decide on the case we got to this situation with you, just that I just come over there and put the trash in your backyard, and just Tuesday morning and tunesday morning, I'll come back over there and take it out that way. All the smell of being in your backyard. And you say, you go, I'm gonna come over there and put the trash in your backyard, so to so the smell that I mean, that's that. Let me say, let me take you to say, if you come over here, you might well call PSI, because that's who you're gonna need to come over here. Bring all of them. They had a fablem saying my chas to come over here and take it out. You. I mean you, you're trying. You're trying to You're trying to act like it don't smell. Man, you don't give them if it's men. I'll tell you what I do. I go out to Polo when that when that when they helped you out of live? Okay, but sleep doess not what the people in the neighborhood want. We want you to give a damn what ty, won't I'm telling you what I'm gonna do. And how do did you get my phone over any down? I'd already told you, man, I got your number for one of the neighbors on your street that said they don't want to get should have left one to the right? Which one? Listen? Listen, listen, swear? Won't you get to the meet of the problem. The problem is your trash? Think? How is my chance? How to hell y'all pillpoint my chad out? Everybody else trads on block? And how to hell you smell? I don't know, man, I don't know what of it. I don't know if you're trans busted, don't put up what the deal is. But everybody's saying everybody's saying it swerve trash, that's that's stark, that's too much lands. That needs to be going thro time. And see what I think. It's that chang out there and it's gonna say out there I said it ain't come get it, and you ain't coming over No, let's see that's where you run swam out. I ain't coming over there. I'm coming over there, and I'm gonna take that trance and put it in the backyard. To too. Now you're gonna try to get it in my way whatever, but I got to come on over get the chance, and if I tell you what, bring y'all over here right now, I'll put on my tooth. I'm standing on the point right now. Bring at the call. Come on rec over whatever you go. I rec on one street over and I'm smelling your man trash. Take your change out my make smell. But you ain't there to come take it out and set you that a lift swerves. I'm gonna say this word, man, I call back now, excuse me? Tell call about that? Who in the hell told you called me? Swear? Call me that? Okay? What? That's what they call you? What's wrong? Me called what's wrong? We called you? You don't call me that name? Now you saying my chance? Come over here and take the chance out. Hey, man, I ain't. I ain't nobody sitting there scatter you swear. I'm telling to I'm trying to get the name and not just say you talk about of my name and swear. Come over here. I'm gonna show you went on the two okay way, and then then it is what it is bottom Land. I'm on my way over at the mood that damn trash. Come over, Come over here, come over here moving. I'm on the fort's right now, come on over this meet me. I'm about the mask. Thank you, trash you guys, I'm standing right and doing now. Okay, well, I tell you what I'm on my way. Nah, And guess what I'm gonna do when I get over that. You ain't gonna do you're gonna do. I'm gonna tell you my damn name when I get over that. My name is Nephew till Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got franked by your cousin or Reese. Oh, thank you out of Yeah. Hey man, I gotta ask yourself, dog, what is what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land, that is trash stake? Like I only have one one trash day in my neighborhood. I mean you got to we have the recycled day, one trash day. I got one trash can I put all everything in one. I ain't separating, no, because that's not I'm not doing. I see one truck come up through that, so you you are it's trash anyway. I'm not separating it, to separate j What about the environment and the planet for your grandchildren? They can do that down to the plant. Okay, we can sort it out. How's your little grandson Never Never, oh man, I haven't seen Never about a couple of weeks. But I did talk to him on the phone, and he wouldn't come to the phone. I could hear him in the back, don't daddy never? You know what? Rich people go green? Or I don't know what. You ain't never seen it on? Man? Just that money, man, that's money, right, that money? I think I ain't been to my trash it is? Who takes your trash out? Somebody? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. There's something interesting we found. Uh, here's the question. What would someone learn about you by looking through your phone? Your name sticks out and that's nephew. So what do you say? We swap phones and then we discuss what they found in each other's phone? Who wrote this a great story? There ain't no great story. People, y'all trying to break up a happy home. Give me your phone, nephew. How much would someone know about you just by looking through your phone? That's a question for you. Tommy, what's the first thing they realize about you? That I like a lot of stuff naked when people when people call, they picture pop up naked. It's a lot of neck it go on over here. So that if you just want to know without looking naked? Nah, what else you need to know? Steve? Well, to be honest with you, you would see a lot of motivation no stuff, okay, dreams, aspirational stuff, inspirational stuff, motivational stuff. You really would I really wouldn't. I wouldn't have a problem for a person. Solve my phone. Okay ten years ago, Steve, you couldn't touch this damn phone. Twelve years brod slep with duct take to my thigh. That's faithful ductor you know it's bad when you got your phone in the shower with you in a zip lock bags. Too much nobody got to have the phone, Sherley. Remember I'd had my phones on the desk at I had three. Yes, we're too much going on? Back in? What am I gonna find out about you? And here? If I get your phone, Oh, I know a lot of single wins, a lot of phone numbers in this phone. I'm right. He called a lot of coming through and if I want me up, I did get one. I'll be doing so you come through the day. I'm not gonna make it. Okay, I call you back. Hey, how do you doing the day? Come through that now, I'm busy, right, okay, thank you talking to you? Am I gonna all You're gonna see a lot of low light videos, very low the light. The light is really you're not gonna be able to make out what's really going on now. The sound is great, you're gonna be able to hear O. My league can't go like that, but you're not gonna be able to see because the light is very low, the lightest, it's almost no light. But you know what, sometimes I record, I just go for sound. I mean, I just won't sound. I don't really need visual, you know, just to recapture that moment in audio, you know what I'm saying. But the light is real low on a lot of my videos. A lot you're like, I think I see somebody, but I don't know what what what the hell is that? That? So? What what the hell is? But I don't know who just walked? Just what? All right? All right? This is a crazy transition right here with Steve please introduce miss and sorry missing, We're gonna breathe a little bit. Sorry, and trip, thank you, thank you, thank you, And I'm not telling. I'm not telling. Okay, good morning, everybody. This is a trip with the news, all right. That was the chairman of the Senate Finance Committee, or in Hatch yesterday, attempting to maintain order on Capitol Hill, where protesters in wheelchairs interrupted a hearing on the GOP's latest healthcare proposal. They were shouting things like no cuts to Medicaid and save our liberty. The disabled demonstrates eventually forcibly removed from the hearing room by Capitol Hill police. The Republican bill seeks to replace Obamacare by lumping Medicaid dollars into block grants to be redistributed to the states. In other words, the states would then be able to do what they want with the money. At last word, three GOP senators were voting against the measure, which effectively sinks it if they do not change their minds. The White House is refusing to accept the charge at President Trump is failing to respect the constitution right to free speech by disparaging NFL plays who kneel as a former protest during the national anthem. White House folksperson Sarah hucky B Sanders says that the President is not attacking the NFL. She insists he's not He's an emphasizing sports. You're missing the entire purpose of the message. He's emphasizing something that should be unifying. Celebrating and promoting patriotism in our country is something that should bring everybody together. Well, Trump suggested that people boycott the league's games, and he tweeted that such displays or protests would not be seen at NASCAR events. Now. Critics warned that Trump appears to be soaking racial tensions again, since many of the people involved in NASCAR, not all, but many have been accused of racism in the past. In fact, when then First Lady Michelle Obama made an appearance at a NASCAR event a few years ago, you may remember she was rudely treated and booed by most in the virtually white crowd. By the way, Trump may not like this. The ninety seven year old World War Two veterans in Missouri posed for a picture over the weekend taking a knee. John Middlemass is white. He says he took the picture to spread the message of love. Referring to the NFL, John Middlemass says, quote, those kids have every right to protest. His grandson posted the photo online and it has gone viral. Target now the latest retailer to announced that it's base a rate of pay is going to be raised little by little to fifteen dollars an hour by the end of twenty Target says it's going to begin raising its sub minimum wage next month. And today is National Voter Registration Day. Remember that, folks and National Better Breakfast Day. Have an egg on me. This has been and trip. We'll be back with Eugene the Butterfly and twenty minutes after the hour, stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve introduced Jay, so Jay can introduced the Butterfly. Ladies and gentlemen, do you know, come on, do you the butterfly? Good morning everywhere? Good morning. I'm surely college jul and you take Anthony Brown, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning. Thank you so much. That's the way I want to intro. Good morning to everyone. Listen. I have come up with the latest thing that I'm getting ready to do, and I hope all you all can get behind me. I really want to get behind me on this one. Oh my god, I am creating my own dead and break Why is that funny? I am. It's only gonna be a like six room, but you know it'll be a kitchen when you can come in there, you can have your breakfast. But anyway, it's a bed and breakfast, and I want all of you all to be at my grand opening. I just what I really need is a title for they'll be all name. I don't know if I wanted to eat a name. I don't know if I wanted to be Eugene's Bend and Breakfast or Butterfly Bed and Breakfast, you know, but if I just want something that's gonna be catchy. But I want all of you all to come do the first night at my bed and break Why don't you call it the bed breakfast? Don't do pork? But that even helpful when when when you greet people, they'll get the idea. Oh that's what he got the name up. Seriously, do you think I love the three bees Butterfly Bed and Breakfast? I thank you, butter Carl. You have any ideas. I want something with the butterfly. And now you know, you know the name of my butterfly, butterfly, I am pussy cat swallow tail. So I don't know if that could be a part of it. But that's gonna for me. Not I've never stopped there. You might want to keep going around. It sounds like a strip club. Yes, I got out a name. Nice. It's a really good stomach. Stomach's gonna come and get full for you. I'm okay, let me hear. I'm no foolishness. Butterflies sleeping eat, sleeping sleeping eat. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, you know I don't like you just shot it down, Stephen, Do you have one for me? I told it to you. I'm not pork but Steve, okay, porky. Why you can't never get behind me on something? Why you can't you can never give ah me. I'm trying to give you a shot because a lot of people are already behind you. So why would I get better? We gotta go. Um uh, it's comedy Roulette coming up at thirty four after the hour. Back with that. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is time for comedy Roulette Steven, Jay, Tommy and Jr. Come on, Jay quickly said this one every week. It's the same thing. You test our comedy ability. Put five steps on the wheel. When the wheel stop, let it rip, because that's what we do. Baby. Here are the five subjects, Thank you, j Number one, people who don't like plantings. That's me. That's me. Don't put that on my plate. That is not a banana, alright. Number two, stop lying you're smoking something? Yeah, alright. Number three whiskey breaths for people who get get on other people's nerves. That's number four. And number five I thought they were dead already. It was a just say that. All right, come on, let's go with the wheel so it stops. Did it already? Did it all? Read London Trump? Uh oh, stop lying you're smoking. I know you smoking something. We've been at this light for an hour and a half and you ain't moved. Everybody is passing us and we're still sitting here and you got that daze look on your face. You know something. Don't tell me you ain't not not not. I know exactly what to tell these people. With my family, somebody got on the phone with me and said, I'm thirty six months pregnant. I said, hey, how do you smoke himself? That babd three? Okay, put you put your put the phone to your stuff and let me talk to this day. I know you smoke. Hold on, I asked you. I asked you who you went to the party with, and you said it was you and scoop it do you're smoking? You're really smoking? You own something. Man. You leave out somebody's house and you get to the stair when you head down the steps and you look back and your boy just standing there looking at the steps, and you gotta go. Come on, dogs, just some steps, Come on, dogs, just step down? Man, What the hell going on? Yeah? Yo know I had a dude do that one time. Just stopped at the step. I said, boy, you're here, so how coming mountain? Come on? You ain't high, but your eyes are crimson red. Really really, you ain't smoking nothing nothing. Your eyes are crimson red. You're smoking something, man, I'm gonna tell you tell you know he really smoking. When they've been missing for two weeks and they come back like they just left for teen minutes ago. Okay, you smoke up. Everybody looking for you. I know they're smoking because they always showed right before the holiday. Here, when you decide you're gonna wash your hair, you go in the bathroom. There's a sink there, there's a bath tub there. Why are you in the tarlet in your hat? You okay, come up around with your boys talking. He waited to everybody to get through, and he said, you know what that thing, I'm going and buy that new but got it, yeah, got it smoked. And so you tell me you ain't smoking him. But it's a lot of little, dark, little whole, little burn holes on everything everything. You take one shirt out, it's got burned holes on it. You pull another shirt out, it's got burnt holes on your cossie, burnt holes everywhere everywhere. This is how you know you're smoking. Man, Janet Jason came to see Okay, okay, okay, man, I ain't gotta picture. Next you'll be back to have you tell me sprank. Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it'll be time for today's Strawberry letter. But first it's the nephew with the prank. Phone call. You married your brother? What im talk to both of them? You're married your brother. I'm just saying, I'm just put seatbelt on. I'm just saying for your life at this point, I'm just telling you said like that, Are you pranking? People don't like what? Yes? Color moment? What it is? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach a common This is she Hi Carmen. My name is Keith Keeping. I'm calling you from insurance group. Hi. How are you good? You and your husband? What is it? Harvey? Harvey? Is that right? Yes? Okay, you guys actually put applications and actually went in and got your physicals done for Life insurance, right, Yeah, Yeah, that's correct. Okay. I actually I'm calling you from the insurance group. I have you alls, lab results and everything as far as your physicals and blood tests and things of that nature. Is there any way I could possibly talk to both of you guys at the same time, You and Harvey. Is that possible? Um? Well, sure, he's at work right now, but I can get him on the five. Okay. It would be uh, it would be kind of easy if I kind of explained everything to both of you guys at the same time. Is that if that's okay, Okay, some wrong, Uh No, nothing's wrong. I mean I think I need to just try to bring a few things that you guys attention. But I think you know, after that, it's pretty much you guys decision on what you do. But I just wanted to let you know a few things about you know, the results and things of that nature, life, insurance, the whole nine yards. Okay, okay, here, hold on, let me stop talking to them on the phone. Hey babe, Hey, sweetheart. Um, look, I got the insurance people on the line. They want to get both of us on the phone to talk to us about the insurance stuff. Hey, Harvey, are you doing this? Is Keith from the insurance group. How are you? Hey? Good with that? Nikki? Good? Good? Listen. Um, I wanted to give you guys a call and kind of follow up. And you guys did physicals and blood tests and the whole nine yards, and I wanted to give you guys a call. It's kind of better if I talked to both of you guys at the same time. So if you have a minute that we could actually use a kind of get some of this information out to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm gonna break right now. I'm good. Okay, great. First of all, we've gotten all your your lab results back everything, and I kind of got a few questions for you guys that I'm a little puzzled on. How long have you guys actually been married. We've been again two years, okay, now prior to being married three years. How long did you guys know each other before you got married? About five and a half five six kids? Okay, you guys have been knowing each other pretty close to nine years now all together. Yeah, okay, are you actually from the same hometowns? You grew up in the same hometown? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, we grew up. I mean if I'm I'm sorry this I mean, is this about the insurance or well, I mean there are a few things that's that's actually uh puzzling, Carmen, that we need to this this this is some news that I actually didn't want to bring you guys. I mean, we have to, I have to actually give you this news. Looking at our records, looking at all the test results, and let me be the person to tell you that we run these results over and over and over trying to make sure we are completely a hundred and right, Okay, it's a problem with the test. Well, looking at our test, guys, Harvey Carmen, it's indicating that you guys are related. And nine times I attend you are you guys are siblings? Hold on, man, what and I understand the shot It took me. It's like everything I had to make this phone call. I did not want to make it. But looking at our records, and we went over these records over and over and and and the blow works shold us that you guys are actually siblings. Man, kid, are you serious? You know this is not a this is not a laughing matter, not a joking matter. You know, Like I said, I did not want to call with this information. What you did make the call? Man? Look you, I don't know what. You need to go back and and and double check your records or something. Because we've been married three brief check with the laugh, man, can you check with the laugh? And like Paul is back and I and I knew those questions would have come up, and we we went over it. We went over it and over and over it. Y'all need to go over again because oh babe, I got this. You make the call and this gotta be wrong. So what you need to do is make another call and call the lab and call us back and let us know that you either. So they made a mistake of a You're talking about me and my wife, and I understand it hard, Harry. Let me ask you this is it possible, you know? And this is just a question. Is it possible that your dad and maybe her mom maybe knew each other at some point? And what you say by my mom and dad that that that's so straight. Look at you need to haven go back and do whatever you need to do. But I think you what you say something like that again, I think my gay is gonna be coming down that beat you. I'm saying that like that, hold on baby, hold on baby, baby, baby, hold on baby, I got this, hold on, I got a baby. I gotta how you're gonna call me with you what you don't know? You from people? Dude like that? But that ain't all I'm I'm doing, sir. It's bringing you the result or I should bring me results in personally, and that I whop you. That's what I'm talking about. Hey, sorry, even if you beat the messenger at the end of the day, that's still your sister. At the end of the day, I'm gonna whanp you like. I don't care what you're talking about. Nothing he ain't my brother got I'm gonna find out whatever jupcal you in you're gonna call me talking about brother. It's my wife. I am selling that. Somewhere down the line, somebody made a mistake and you guys, my brother and sister got married. I'm not at far for that. Let me tell you the shoot mistake of college. He's in one of these numbers again in your life. So I got one result. I do need to get you all what you've been talking about being well else you got to say. Now that's gonna be wetting. The only other touch resont I have, ma'am, is that this is nephew taught me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend. I told you ain't like When I got one thing, I got to ask both of y'all, what is the baddest and I'm talking about the bad this radio show in the land ship. What y'all think you find they really like? And you go there, that's what you do. You find what they're really like, and you go right in on that right on in Now, I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna like. Tonight. I am in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania with the stage play Mama's Boy. Tickets on seal right now, Taket Master outlets. That is tonight Thursday night, Making Georgia Friday, but LuxI Mississippi Saturday, Jackson, Mississippi. The nephew is on tour stage play. I'm doing what I like to do. Yeah, Mama's going well, it's going real good, m real real people. People are loving it and they clapp when I come out. So time we talked about yesterday. That's another way to tell you when you expect everybody to clap for you, when you clapping for your We've clapping the whole damn play long and Jay already told you, Come on, Jay, they're throwing underwear. They're doing at all. When Nephew Tommy walks out, it's the most moment standing ovation standing. Oh yes, right, we gotta fly out to see it, Carla, we do trip if Carla Shirley and don't get on the plane and come see me, Uncle Steve, won't you let them use your plane to come see my plate were on the make. Okay, Uh, we have to go. We'll be right back. And then it's Strawberry Letter. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show today. Strawberry Letter is up next and it's a good one. But first today, Steve, question for you. Do you sometimes reflect on different stages in your life and think about how happy you were at the time. When was the happiest time of your life? I have to ask you that, and what were you doing at the time? And yeah, that happiest time my life is now. That's good, that's great. I mean, without a doubt, the happiest time of my life is right now. Tommy. What was your happiest time fifteen years old? Is your happiest time fifteen? Steve? Yeah? All do you use? So it's been downhill ever since fifteen? You haven't been happy? Are you use a breaking re owning? All? Right? Jay? What was your happiest Okay? I have to agree with Steve. I'm very happy at this point in my life to be good, to leave leave a good job and get a good her job, good job. But the happiest time was when I tell you, when my mom was alive and I could share what I was doing with her, and I still talked to my mom every day. I'm praying she don't talk back. Okay, No, I don't want to don't talk back to me, you know. But I missed talking to her because I would talk to her every morning before I would go to work, and she would say, as I'm going away, and she said get him, and I said, I got him. And I missed that. I really missed get them baby. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty happy, Junior. What my happy at that right now? How I thought I already knew that it was mu for you right now? Yeah, just because you alreadyn't know. It's not happy that I got two great jobs. That's your career, you got going well? What anything else in your life? That's how I need. I don't need. No. Look, I ain't mad, I ain't got no kids. I'm fine. You ain't got to check on me. I'm happy. I ain't gonna argue with nobody. I come home, it's quiet. But then you say, then I'm confused. I thought you were, you know, looking for someone in your life. I am looking for that, you know right now? But right now I'm half a way man. Right now, even you turn me down all. You won't when I walk away still got anything. You know, you ain't even been the court yet for nothing. You haven't divided your stuff and they had to divide nothing. I've had said you can get out. I have said that you get out of here. But you ain't been put up. You've been you't even been put up. I've been put out before, don't that wasn't struggled. I was unhappy. You know what they say, jor what did she say? I think I ain't got the way to go? That's all right? That is it always said in a low tone. I think it's happening. It's not to be that. I hate that, you know what. I've been put out my own apartment one time. I don't know. How does this happen? I get your sugar head to the left to the last place. Have you ever been put out, Steve? Yeah, put it happen. Yeah. I've been put out, evicted, blocked out, asked to leave, threatened, has been on the tree line. I think that's where you guys are such a great comedian is because we've let me tell you, it's hard to pack when okay, dude, that's not right. Now, I'm getting things together. I had a half away from my apartment. I'm just trying to get something. But it's my imposes me, my place makes me do We gotta get to the letter, all right. Here we go, buggle up and we gottat subject. I already know this is wrong, but dear Steve, you were like the doctor Phil of radio, and sometimes people just need to hear the raw truth about themselves in order to understand. With that being said, here is my little story. I'm in a relationship with a good man, you know, the kind women always are talking about wishing they could meet. However, he is insecure, and he has good reason to be, because I have cheated on him several occasions. On several occasions. Now we are in a serious relationship and plan to get married next winter, and I have sworn off most mischievous behavior, mainly because we moved in together and he's a cop with a gun, but also because the other man was out of the country. Now he's back, and I've been thinking, since I'm not married yet, I am considering having a fling for the last time with this other man. In case you're wondering, this other man is younger and firmer and much more aggressive and exciting and a lusty and animal intensified. He ash in it kind of way right, and that's how he makes me feel just by looking at him. I've been avoiding contact with him because I am torn between my loyalty for my significant other and desire for this young man. Steve, what do you think I should or shouldn't do? You know this is one of those real hot, juicy letters. You know. You start off by saying, I already know this is wrong, but okay, I got that. You know, sometimes we get caught up and it's real hard to get out of a situation. I got that. I got that. You know you're getting your freak on with this young, firm, aggressive man. I got that too. But have you thought about your real man at all? Have you given him any kind of thought? You never once mentioned love in your letter. You never once mentioned if he was abusive or on attentive or anything. I think, though, I know why you didn't mention love. Simple, You don't love him. You're cheating on him, even though you've set a wedding date. You say he's a good man, but he's insecure. Well have you thought about that? Maybe you're cheating is the reason he's insecure. I just think that's you're out right there if you need one. I think you really need to check yourself because you are definitely not ready for marriage. That's a good man. You just want the Koala bear thing. Come back. I got it for you. I got it for you when we come back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on see with part two of your response to today's Strawberry letter subject already notice is wrong. But dear Steve, you are like the dr Field of radio, and sometimes people just need to hear the raw truth about themselves in order to understand that. With that being said, he is my little story. Okay, cool. Now with that being said right there, please understand that's how I dressed these letters anyhow. So I'm just I just appreciate the woman doing like that. Now, she didn't put her name on it, but that's cool. I am in a relationship with a good man, you know, the kind women are always talking about wishing they could meet. However, he is insecure, and he has good reason to be because I have cheated on him on several occasions. Now we are in a serious relationship and planning to get married next winter, and I've sworn off most mischievous behavior, mainly because we moved in together and he's a cop with a gun, but also because the other man was out of the country. Now he's back, and I've been thinking, since I'm not married yet, I'm considering having a fleeing for the last time with this other man. In case you're wondering, this other man is younger and firmer and much more aggressive and exciting in a lusty and animal intensified, heated and passionate kind of way. And that's how he makes me feel just by looking at it. I have been avoiding contact with him because I am torn between my loyalty for my significant other and desire for this young man, Steve. Here we go. What do you think I should or shouldn't do? Here we go. First of all, let's get to the crux of the matter right here. All right, you say you got a good man to kind women always won't talk about me. But he is insecure. No, no, no, lady, See he's insecure. Now, he wasn't an insecure He's not an insecure person. You've created the insecurity because you've cheated on him several times. Now, since we're talking about he insecure, Now what that makes you? You cheated on this man on seven occasions. I'm assumed by another line in this letter, and let me find it. Yet, right here you said I have sworn off most mischievous behavior, mainly because we moved in together and he's a cop with a gun. Oh, so what that makes me think is you've sworn off most mischiefs. That means you're still tripping. You've not only cheated on him several times, you're still tripping. Come on, because a woman who will tell you I've sworn off most in capital letters mischief behavior mean she's still doing something mischief. The other the one you're choosing to tell us about, is to do this out the country and just came back. But it's some other stuff since you've been dating the police officer that you ain't put in your little stink letter. So now let me tell you about yourself, since you're asking me. You said some stuff in hitting in this letter. Since you ain't married, you're considering another fleeing for the last time. He's firmer, more aggressive and exciting, with a lusty and animal intensified and heated, passionate account of way. You got a cop, you can put some excitement in your relationship. He got handcuffs, he got maze, he got sticks, he got all kinds of stuff. You look at the spruce upper relationship. You got a police officer. Hell, you can get that bulletproof vest that they are mazing. You can work wonders in the bedroom, get that mask on. You won't even know who you're with. You could act like he's the young boy if you wanted to. But see, do you know how many women you would have caught me with? See, I'd have turned it back around on you. But you got a good man, the kind of women are always talking about the problem is you don't deserve this man's love because you trifle it. And then you say the line in the line that just lying in here and really messed me up. I am torn between my loyalty for my significant other and design for this young man. Let's take the word loyalty out of them, because see, loyalty is never up for questions. And the reason you're torn with your loyalty is because you ain't a loyal type person. You don't have loyal qualities. You've already cheated on the man supper time, and you ain't sworn off but most of your mischiefous behavior and not a big boy back in town. You're thinking about hooking up with him. So let's take loyalty out the letter. Because you ain't got loyalty tendencies. You're not. You don't have to make up of a loyal person. See, I'm a loyal friend to my friends. That means I never betrayed them under no circumstances. If your girl come to me, she can't step to me because you're my boy and I love you and I'm loyal to you. You don't have loyal tendency. That's your problem, and the other reasons you consider it because you're weak. Weakness in a relationship can be miskewed for triflingness. You as a trifling woman who don't deserve this type of good man is women like you who get good men and throw them away. Knowledge. Let me ask you this here. Men when they do this, they call dogs. So the only thing I have left for you is as a female doing this, you must be a dog too. But if a man does this here don't. So now let me square you up on this last thing you dissects because this is and not only you are a stinkling see because you meet what every woman is looking for, a good man. Then when you get him, you tripping with him? All right, Steve, we gotta go Hi, Email us or Instagram. What's your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter at My Girl Shirley and don't forget coming up this Thursday at one thirty pm Eastern Time. Join me for the Strawberry Letter, a live after show on Facebook. Remember that you can reach me at My Girl Shirley. Find me at Shirley Strawberry Live on Facebook. Okay, switching gears. Now you've ever wanted to know more about Tracy Ellis Ross, Blackest from Blackish Rainbow I'm Blackish, Well you're in luck. A Vogue has featured her in the latest episode of seventy three Quest And when Tracy Ellis Ross was asked whom she'd like to do a love scene with, she said, I'm going to make it a threesome Rihanna and James Dean and me, of course, and if she has her way, it'll happen between three and six thirty pm. The way you want to see it the way she sees it. Everything good should happen at that time. Naps, bass, drinks and sex. Okay, girl, Yeah, and your threesome, Rihanna and you what's your ustros Florida, Florida. Yeah, don't don't fall shot on a damn damn damn. Now, don't I know, George Watt. If she's in it, that's what you call a nanesome. Okay, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, y'all know what's happening today. You do know what's happening today, don't you what? Deaf Comedy Jams filth if he gets happy Netflix, Baby, this is y'all gotta know. This is where it all jumped off. This is this is where they became legends, where they became stars. If you, if you, if you were not around back in the day, you need to make sure you check out Netflix today. Deaf Comedy Jam twenty anniversary. Oh my god, this goes on and on. Bill Bellamy Martin Lawns. My uncle said to the entertainer j Anthony Brown d L. Hughley in the building, Kevin Hart and uh, you do not want to miss it. If you miss on the rock Man, Yeah Man, Joe Torrey and Griffith. Those were those were memorable comedy sets that people would quote the chol I still know the quote. I still know them. Here's Uncle Steve. If you missed it. This right here. White people who get dronk something to tell you. Some white folks do that you never really knew about. Here what white folks do. They get a bunch of them together and they're getting a car. Then they drive to a ball and they're going there and they start drinking. Well, they leave that ball, they get in the car getting and they draw to another ball. They they get drunk in that ball, but they don't stop there to get the drunk ass back in the car, and they drive to another ball. Now they drunk his hell. Then they drive home and one of them throw up in the other one's car. They din't go to what the next morning say, Ah, they are great in time. Still, let's just Tommy pill in came. That's where we draw the line right there, you're back not throw up in a black person ride. Ah, the party is over with. Ain't no more get as time. When you vomiting the brother's rod, when you back, not look like your asses from the vomit in the rock. As soon as we see that wind gathering up in your jaws. Here, Hey, hey, hey, what you're doing. What you're doing? What's your what you're doing? Because you bring that doctor, Get this down, get your ass, got it down right. Check this out. That we were there for both for each other's man, I remember that. You remember that with that? I love it when he was talking about the vomiting Tommy, I really forgot that I did that on death chair and to be honest, Okay, but hold on, Jane, do you remember the cool aid Joe, I ain't cool aid from my fan? Do I remember? Here? You is the cool aid joke for the commerction the ladios on there should come on the radio. She goes, who drunk all the cool amber and a little bit all ago, Dad, Dad drunk all the cool aig. And this woman would start seeing I make cool for my family. I make picture to picture saying I make cool head for my family. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa what God damn houses this in okare I've been in the house when they run out of cool aig? Oh, don't be no more singing? Oh, people are going too cool aig shot, Oh what dollar cool? Aig by little Swaller not not you remember you? I remember, which I can still when you think about it, you can still see the crowd reaction to the jokes that it was. Remember member after I hear him. Man. Since a lot of years, man, A lot of jokes in between that man, A lot of sets, a lot of man, It's hard to remember all of it. I'm like, I really do like that joke. I told I don't even know why I came up with that. Yeah, I think y'all had the best host in the world, though I think it was nobody better. He's the best memicer. See let's let me let me let me tell you what I learned. Martin Lawrence was the best memicer. He could mimic somebody's walk, mimic a lady, a man, everything. The most talented of all of us, out of the death cham the most multifaceted, I thought was Jamie Fox. Yeah. I thought because Fox could act, this boy could play, this boy could saying an, he could tell jokes. I just thought that Jamie Fox from that arrow all of us, was the most multifaceted and most talented guy. I've ever seen that. Jamie Fox is so and he doesn't pressure. This dude is so gifted, right, but Jamie Fox, Jamie came to l A to sing. He didn't come to do stand uprightly. He actually came to l A to be a saying to further his saying career. But he was amazing man. No, man, Jamie Fox is like amazingly gifted man. And Tommy I have to get it too. Tommy Davidson too, definitely dog. Tommy Davidson was hysteric. One joke. I was in the back of Death jam screaming and it wasn't even talking. He just turned around and said, this how you look when you finished deal? So he turned back and did the way he wasn't talking to, just his head motions and body language and dark. He looked like he finished steal. So But you know, you know what else was so good about It was the first time but really a black America got a chance to see black comedians because they didn't know. It's this. The rest of the world didn't know we existed, the white clubs, but dam changed the game. We don't know the first time, all right, We'll be watching it. Don't miss the hilarious depth comedy Damn twenty five special is coming on today. Watch that now you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. The new fall TV season is upon us, and apparently a lot of folks just can't seem to watch their favorite programs without having snacks to get them through it. The average American watches about eleven hours and twenty three minutes of TV a week, with nine six percent of those people admitting they like to have a snack while doing so. Now, popcorn is a preferred snack for both fantasy shows like Yeah, like Game of Thrones, we love us, while emotional dramas like This is Us Tommy pairs us better with ice cream. Yeah, this is Us. Show it. Chips are the go to snack for reality shows. Carlo. Okay, all right, now let's start with you, Steve. Okay, first of all, let me tell you I got a new doctor, right, Yeah, a new doctor told me I can't have gluten anymore. Okay, I'm not supposed to eat gluten. I'm not supposed to eat it. You mean ever, I ain't supposed to eat it time. Okay, Damn, it ain't no blue but he told me you can't have any cows milk. I said, okay, I don't drink milk. No, I drink most And he said that includes cheese. I said, man, mischiefe and I need vecan cheese. That ain't bad. He come in. He said, uh and uh, no more ice cream. So I quit talking. You know what I said? You said, Mr harveyd you you understanding rus everything? I said, Hey, my man, no, man, listen to me. I'm gonna go along with the no more cows milk, I got you ain't. No, we can kill this glue whatever. I don't even know what that is, but we we can kill that. Let me tell what I ain't gonna happen. We're not spitting the knot eat no more than he said, Mr Harvey's my recommendation for health purpose. I said, hey, my man, man, my man, I've been needing ice cream in all my life. I feel pretty good. I looked fairly decent for somebody that's sixty as We need nie creaming home. Damn like I'm not gonna quit that night. You feel better? No, I feel best when I'm eating. What does the ice cream do to you? It's a joy it's a joy. It's a feeling, man, I mean, it really is. No. No, I'm talking about from the doctor's No, I'm not supposed to have dairy. I don't know, you know, he said, because of my sinus condition and allergies that that's we create nucas and and to avoid it, it is best to stay away from all dairy products. And I have stayed away from and I haven't had any. You know, I drink almond milk. I'm okay with that. You know. I use water in my protein drinks mostly, so you know, I'm cool with that. I just you know, I ain't like it. I just I just like just I don't really walk around with Yeah, it's something about ice cream. No, I was gonna say. I was thinking it was because you like toast intolerant or something. I was good. If I am, I'm going to eat I might mean. Hell, I don't know. You know what I can I can do you with doing less ice cream, but you gotta have ice cream. And what's your ice cream? Steve, what's your ice cream? Damn me? All of them? JP, I never really had no ice cream. I didn't like. Man, what's your favorite flavor? You know? I like fresh vanilla, a little butter pecan, I like neopolitan. I like cookie dough. I like mitt chocolate chip. I like chocolate chip cookie dough. I like Rocket Road, I like pray lean black. Now do you do a paint? Hell? Are you eating a plan like a pink and up? Are you eating half a gallon? May? Let me tell you something, man, Let me tell i'm I've had at one sitting eating a half of young of like I don't Oh yeah, set that through a game and it finished that whole damn half. That's a lot of a lot of it's a lot of I don't have. I mean, I mean, look, man, when I hear a person say that they drank a six pack of beer, that that astonishes me. Man. Yeah, I've had people go man, I've had about eight beers eight So what out of hell? You can't see your half? Get n tell you better than beer? And lets I had once in my life once strolls beer. I ain't drink beer since I tried and a Duel's old dudes non alcoholic a few years ago. Man, almost spit up again. Beer is not for me. I know people who love beer, but I don't. I don't care for being. Do they have like diabetic ice cream for you, Jay? If you like, I just don't even try it because the mucus that built it's ridiculous. Yeah yeah, I mean it's like, what is wrong with him? No? I can't I don't know. I supposed all that you ain't had ice cream. I can't do what Tommy, that's what's wrong with you? He hand. Let's take something. I can't go a week without one of them hogging dogs balls, it's chocolate with them nuts. Oh so you love ice cream? Who? Back up? Back up, Tommy. You can't go a week without one. Yeah, I got to have one. You know. You can't go a week without a hogging. You can't life all of a sudden without Cabba all of a sudden. This is this is pretty impressive time, because I don't know how you get up there and get that ice cream off that ice Okay, yeah, I know he would act it by hisself. It didn't matter what he pointed out. He got a pop nickel. You quit pointing over that. All the ice cream sandwiches and all that. Your punk at this problem and there there's nothing, there's nothing to substitute ice cream. Just there's scream makes everything bad. There's nothing to substitute. Man. You know, it's amazing when you give it to a kid, like if they clowning and acting. Some ice cream, man, let's shut all that down. Man. Oh yeah, down all that. You give him some ice cream. It's one of the great foods of all time. Yeah, all right, we'll be back right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Have you guys ever worked with someone We all work together, so listen to this. Have you ever worked with someone and found out that he or she was making more money than you every day? Is that a question? Really? All right? If so, you know there's you immediately want to rush into your boss's office. Huh, he just happens a beata boss and asked for a comparable raise. Now this according to an article and a Women's health dot com on their website, you should first research why your coworker makes more money and see if your pay is below market rate. Then go in and negotiate with your boss by pulling together your accomplishments since being on the staff. Okay, that's how you get a raise. Okay, if you find out someone's making more that okay, that's good advice. Do not say you got it. That is not a that's not a good phrase to use when you want to raise or you got it talking to you when you talk to you, Why do you need a race because you got you got it? No, okay, don't point out stuff they are buying for themselves if you want to raise. I see you coming here with a new suitor every day. What I need to know and I come that's not a good point. Don't don't go look at the car, look at it and I'm on the bus. Don't don't go there with that. Bring out your accomplishments. What do you bring to this company? That's why you want more money? I found out how that upset me? So what did you do about it? To him? Yeah, you go at Steve ra That didn't laugh, Steve as CEO. Though I have been at this a lot longer than you. I've been in this business longer than you. I've had more failures than you. You so therefore wasn't going there? He was? You brought it on piece of theater. Since you brought it up, I want to talk about I've just been out here longer than you. But you got like two or three mozy roads than me, though. I mean it's a it's a scream them two or three, you know what. I looked at it. Hold on, no, Tommy, you got four. You're referring to its commas, that's what. Don't worry about them. Zero commas. Kama's boy, man, your money zero? Your money is in commas? What a comma? No? No, the comic right here? Hey, man, When you sit up around some rich people and listen to him talk, they got nothing doing. No damn zero. I heard the common conversation, got it? Yeah, man, Well I look at it like this. The more you make that means we're still making So you know what I'm talking about. I'm looking at it like that. So thank you for keep making it, because we made exactly the more he's here and the more we're here and can how much time we got? How much time for you attempt second sense? Okay, I have to do it on next all right, we'll be back, and Steve has a question for us. When we come back. You're listening to stew All right, Steve, you said you had a question for us. Okay, guys, now, this is a real question, and I want you all to answer the question seriously, Jay, Tommy, I want a real answer. This is non jokes. I have a lot of people listening. Let's play a little game. This is a very very motivational moment right here. The Bible is true, right, and we all are believers in that, so we all know clearly everybody on this show understands this. So here's here's what I'm thinking. And vision boards really do work, and dream boards really do work because it's a it's a it's it's a scripture. Rebecca two and two says, write the vision and make it so that he who reads it will run to it. And even though a terry wait for it, for surely it will come at an appointed time. All Right, I'm gonna give each one of you a different amount of money, and I want you to tell me, seriously what you would do with that amount of money. Junior, two million dollars cash? Right now? What would you do? I would set my nephew up, um, you know, his conditions and stuff like that for his life. And he's not as fast as other children as learning. Okay, So how much would you donate to that? Out of two millions? A million? Okay? Now you got the other million. What you're gonna do, I'm gonna I'm gonna take that. I'm about my home. I want to own a home. There you go, caller for real. Yes, five million dollars. What do you do? I would set my daughter up her college fund. I would donate some money to my church. I love my church and charity and the rest. How much? How much you're donating to the churches. I probably donate maybe a quarter of a million dollars to my church and another quarter of a million dollars to breast cancer awareness, and the rest on a ball. Okay, okay, what's the ball portion that you but that you're gonna do? Okay, let me suit track, I said from the church. Carry that one that leaves me a million already. You don't spend a million, So I have four million left. Pay off my bills. All that's done. Your bills is paid off in the million. Okay, So I have four million dollars. Yeah, you will be kicking it all right, yea, Anthony Brown, you have twenty million dollars much God, because I see what he's said, then will be own many white women. I'm gonna take care of all my grandkids and all my kids. I'm a million apiece. I'm gonna give him a million apiece, and then I'm gonna set up side. I got three kids, but I got like ten grandkids. They're not gonna get a million. They're gonna have to split that up between all nine of them. Yeah, kids, a million people. Now here's the thing. I'm gonna set upside another million for the kids because they're gonna blow that, okay quickly, They're gonna they're gonna run through that real quick. And then the next thing I know I want to do. I would love to have me an apartment in New York City Times Square. Oh my god, man, Yes, I love. I love to go to the theater. I love New York. Man. Cool, you could do that. And when we come back, we're gonna talk a little bit more. We're gonna dream a little bit, y'all. Y'all dreaming. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go with just one more thing, Steve, I won't because this is how you get things in life. You have to dream. You have to set really high goal. My father always told me, said, aim for the moon in case you miss you will still be amongst the stars. You just say that to me all the time. So I learned how to aim extremely high. Okay, but man, God to give you high stuff, but you gotta ask for it. Okay. So I got James listen million. We are now on over to Shirley. Yes, you have Shirley fifth, teen million dollars. What do you do? Go now? Oh my god? Okay, okay, I am all right. I gotta time. I have to absolutely tied. I have to time. I got it. Yeah, I have to tie. I have to. I have to put that first. I have one church. Well, yeah, however, I'm going to tie either to my one church. I have cousins that have churches. I'll do that. Yeah, I don't have a problem with that at all. I will tie because I get to keep. I'm cool with it. I'm gonna buy. I'm gonna buy some real estate. I gotta buy some real estate, some homes, some properties, some rental properties. Got to do that. How much you spend on what real estate? Okay? Um, probably probably about five million somewhere along in there, depending on where I buy it, and if I buy it in l A five million might give me a two bedroom apartment, two bedroom contra. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna invest some I'm gonna I'm definitely gonna invest What do you mean you what are you talking about that? Yeah, I'm gonna invest some more, probably in the stock stock market or something. I gotta take some risks. I'm going to invest in in the stock market. And um, I'm gonna buy some shoes. Yeah, I'm like, oh wait, wait, I do have a child. Wait, she just called me five minutes ago. I asked me for two hundred dollars. Oh yeah, I'll take care of her, to take care of my family. Of course, I'll take care of well. I'm gonna leave a trust. I have eight and a half million dollars left. I'll leave her three million, three million. Yeah, I'll leave her about three million dollars all Tommy, Yes, sir, you have fifty million dollars. What do you do? Five million? We finished Shooter, hell of a movie. I'm finn get every star I can think of. I'm shooting. I'm shooting because I know it's gonna produce. What. Well, you won't get every star. You can't get a whole lot of stars. Well, no, no, I didn't figure this out see what you wanna do is you want to get them where they come in and shoot their stuff in one day. These are cameos, come in, shoot and get them out. You can get them. Can't get cameo with just this fin to be another damn who's stold cooperator the movie? Like? Hold on? First of all, okay, Tommy, I just cannot. I cannot, as your uncle and at no, I cannot let you shoot a twenty five million dollar movie. Man, are you crazy? Don't get that mine. We're gonna get that right back, Doc. Tyler ain't shot a movie for twenty five million? How much money that? Man? God? Hey are you doing with the five million dollar? Moving Tyler gonna be in the movie? Is? Alright? Go ahead? Man, alright, alright, I mean you got million dollars, all right, you got twenty five left. Anything's gonna take but a couple million off pay off bills and houses and stuff like I pay that off. Okay, if you want me to truthfully be serious, I'm gonna get my wife and kids somebody because I finished to lose. That's that's accepted. If I get fitted. Let me go ahead and fess up and get people some money, man, and let them go on on about their life. Man. By the time I get fifty million, that's these people. That's what they are. That's what they are at that point, they just these God get your friends. Okay, give me a figure to ask me for the dude, give him a hunted million. What you do, billion one spank your brand new g six fifty seventy millions right off, no stream, six fifty, top of the line. I'm going to the front of the list, because you gotta get in line to get them. I'm going right to the front body number one slot. I'm giving a brand new six fifty, never been ridden in touch. I'm gonna redo it. It's gonna be boss. I'm gonna put about seventy five million on it. Got me a plane. I'm gonna take five hunted million, said it right on off to the side. Ain't gonna touch it, ain't gonna look at it. I'm gonna put it somewhere while and get tempers and interests on it. That five hundred million gonna get me fifty million dollars a year to live on. I'm pimping five and the rest of that damn money cut on Instagram. The lady loves tour and watch her as shine, watch dude hunt Damn. I'm thinking like boats, all that action camera and look, and I'm going on Instagram for Instagram and all my social media for three days in the row, three days in the row to respond to everybody, and then I'm gonna shut it all off. Ain't gonna beat him nothing, because when I get through f you and who all I want to say, oh, trust and belief. When I get ready to out Shirley three days, I'm going on social media to respond to everything everybody ever said about me and get it all and I'm gonna tell the truth. And I'm gonna let you have. Take us, ladies and gentlemen, dreams at the beginning of everything, do some dreaming the day you have a great It's Tuesday. 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