Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all all looking back to back down, giving them just like the milling buss things. And it's not me true good Steve hard to stay, I don't join Jo. You gotta turn, you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn't got to turn them out. Then the water the water go. Come come on your baby, I show will good morning everybody you are listening to the VARs, come on, dig me out run it. Only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Got a radio show because God in the blessing. Business. Got a radio show because God is in a forgiving business. Got a radio show because God to let you turn your life around. Business. Got a radio show because God no better than you know. Yeah, Steve Harvey got a radio show. Didn't see it coming, but he did. I'm gonna share with you today a principle of success. You know, it's it's important that we get our lives together. I mean it really really is. You know, to hear after is exactly what it says, is to hear after, and hopefully for the majority of us, that's quite a way He's off. So what about how you living today. How about now? You know often talk to you talk talk in the morning about your relationship with God that can never change. That is at the forefront and the best thought process that I can give you. And I know who I'm talking to on the radio. I'm talking to a lot of people, man, who out there just not sure. And I'm talking to a lot of people out there man that's trying to pull it together. In other words, you know, I'm talking to a lot of people like myself. There is a principle of success that is out there that if more people understood one of the bait. This is just one of one of the basic principles of success, you would have more success in your life. And that principle is this, the more people you help become successful, the more successful you become. Well, the more people you help become successful, the more successful you become. Because you are a practicing helping your and as you do onto others than is done unto you. You know, you you build relationships. When you do that, people forget in success, that has to be relationships. There is no one person in this world who is just successful all on their own. You are successful, and successful people form relationships and you've got to really coddle these relationships. You've got to nurture these relationships. They don't just happen. You don't just get cool with people just cause you cool. No, you've got to do some cool things to these people and for these people, for these people to be cool with you when you need some cool. I don't know if I'm explaining that right, but that's the best way I can tell it to you. I'm just regular, you know, I'm I just speak like that. This is an important principle to put into your life. The more people you help become successful, the more successful you become. You cannot look. You have to say to people, hey, look, I've done that. This is what you got to do. You got to take some time out to share. You have to share information, experiences, thoughts. You got to take a minute man to uplift somebody, give them some encouragement. Hey man, you can do it. Don't give up. You have no idea. You you you right now. You have no idea how significant you are to someone else, how your words of encouragement could be the difference maker. Today I'm talking about it's a person looking at you that you don't even really know you. You don't really know them, and you see them struggling with something, just say, hey, you know what. I've been watching you from afar. You're gonna be all right, man, I see something. Men. You keep doing the right thing. Man, You're gonna be all right. I had a meeting with a young man for the first time. And this young man came into my office. I never met him. He has an internet service, which anybody can teach me something about the Internet because I know little too close to nothing. He was twenty seven years old, and he was amazingly bright at this and I guess you know that it's not that hard to impress me. But the fluid speech pattern that he had about this very very difficult subject. He was tossing around the terms I had heard, but he was actually putting him in sensences where had made sense to me. It's very fluid, very very sure of himself when he was talking about this little things, young dude, twenty seven years old. And when he got through, the woman that had introduced me to him, I was leaving my office and she was going to escort him out, and I turned around and I said, young man, I said, what what size pants are you? And I guessed it because I'm I've been dressing for long. I've been all them sizes. And I said, you bout a thirty ways? He said, yes, sir. I said, what side shoot you ways? At nine and a half? I said, what side shirt is? At a medium? He said, I really like extra lodge. I said, well, that's too big for you. You just want to look blousy and bagging. And so I was talking to him and I said, man, I'm gonna help you out. I said, man, because let me tell you something. You're a sharp young dude. Man. You are raised a shop. I say, You've really really impressed me today. I said, and you know what, young brother, I said, You're gonna make a lot of money one day. Man, I said, but I want you to get your image up. I want you to. I want you to look at how you dressed because you're coming into professional people's office and you're talking about doing something for them in it, and it takes money to make it happen. I gotta give you money to make this happen. What you cannot afford to do is look like you need every dime of this money. See you when you're going there, and you're talking about money with another person, the person that's gonna give you this money. Can you can't look like you need every dime of this money, you know, So you gotta start presenting yourself. And that's all I just said to him. I just said, man, but you know what you shock, You're gonna make yourself some money. I'm gonna help you out a little bit. I walked out. I went on about my business. Later on that afternoon, I had a meeting with the woman that bought him in and she said, mister Harvey, you have no idea what you just did. He said, his eyes just teared up when you walked out. He said, wow, man, that man don't even know me, and he just encouraged me. He's a man always thought I might could make it, but he said I ain't. Never had nobody like him tell me I could make it. And just hearing it from him, man, that's all right. I'm I'm gonna get my clothes together. But you know, I've been homeless. And then he started telling the woman that he had been homeless, and so you know, then she telling me that now I'm fit to cry, because you know, I've been in that hole. Before, and I just and I'm just sharing that story. What y'all just to say, you don't know who you talking too, but what does it hurt if you just extend your hand to a person and give them a moment of encouragement. See this young brother right here, he could come back one day and be a major benefit to me because he has a skill set that I don't have. Oh. I might be old, mister Steve Harvey, but hey, guess what, I don't know nothing about what this young cat know. And Heid went off and educated himself. And just a word of encouragement from somebody like yourself can make all the difference in another person's life. So remember on your way to the top, the more people that you help become successful, the more successful you become. It's a requirement of God that you do that. That ain't Steve Harvey talking. If you read your Bible. Somebody got a Bible verse that backed me up. Email it to me today if you know what it is. I don't know, but y'all do out there all right, you're listening Morning show ladies and gentlemen. It is here to Steve Harvey, Marty Show another who does that call it and another gallt DJ callib and another one Yes, and another. Ladies and gentlemen, we are here blessed in highly favor. The show is about to begin with Shirley Strawberry, Colin for Rel Junior, Kills Spates and nephew Tommy Junior. What's on your mind? Let me ask you some monk listen you one day after sixty five? I just want to know, now, what do you care less about? Now? Oh? I'm so happy you asked after God blessed me not only to let me live to see it, but to wake up and be it or look at me? Who what do I no longer care about? Well, that list grew after yesterday. It was some things I didn't care about, But after yesterday, it's just some things I really don't care about anymore. Haters are at the top of the list. If you are Steve Harvey, hater, I just want to say to you, from this day forward, or wasting precious time and energy hating me because I could care less and lesser than I did when I was sixty four. I don't care what you say or what you do, but just watch me and know that I belong to him. I knows who I am and I know whose I am. So understand this right here careful because I ain't over here by myself. The next thing I don't care for on to care less about is I'm gonna care less what my kids say this year that I'm really gonna start not taking phone calls this year from them seven from them seven. I'm monitoring their calls now. I ain't gonna pick up like I used to anytime they call, I would answer, I'm not gonna do that this year. Set for the girls. The girls I had to take their call because something could be wrong, but I'm not. I'm not gonna do that. What else am I gonna care less about this year? So much? What? Pe? Oh? Really? Man, y'all can wait? She stopped? You know there's a woman that follows me and she's upset with me about me wearing more other quotes, where are your suits? I want your suits back? And you know what I discovered? Change is not easy for some people. Some people don't like change because change for them makes them uncomfortable. And so to all the uncomfortable people that's uncomfortable with the change gone gets to getting more uncomfortable because we ain't going back. So it's just it's just like that. So if you're having a problem with that, it's not going. It's all right, it's all right, all right. Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll start to show off with nephew. Tommy's run that prank back right after this. You're listening show time to start your morning off, would run that prank back and the nephew when you got neff, Oh, well, can you bring me some paper? Who I've been sitting here for quite sometime. Can you bring me some paper? That's a thing I got dog? If you ward, my legs are now? Can you bring me some paper? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles. Yeah. This Charlotte. I'm this Una, This Charlotte. How can I help you? Hey? Listen, Um, I'm you boy, I'm a my speaking with I'm sorry this scotty man. I'm I'm a house sitting for reader. She y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, she told me she was going outtown. What can I do for your brother? I thought, y'all down the way man, y'all, I mean the house, both our houses. Yeah, I think let's see. Yeah, we four houses down. Okay. Now, she loved me a number man, love me, y'all know me. And then she loved Miss Darks. No, I try to call Miss Darks, but then nobody answer the phone. Yeah. She normally in church around this time. Rida says she was gonna be gone for a minute. So you say, are you down there right right? Right? Then? She told me if I got into murgency anything, that I could reach out to y'all and call y'all. Right, right right, okay? Are you are you busy right now? Man? Well? Actually, I'm in the middle of cooking my wife some dinner and uh got some meat on the grill. But other than that, you know, okay, I mean you you you are you able to help me out with something right quick? Or you got you got time for that? Well, like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking. If there's something I can help you with, I you know, I don't mind coming down there and uh showing you or doing whatever it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie, would you happen to have any paper, man, any paper? Yeah? I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to No? No, no, no, no, no, no, no news. But let mean some paper. You got some paper? I didn't what notebook paper? No? See man, listen, Charlie, I like, I said, my name is Scotty. Man. I know you don't know me. I didn't got myself a little situation here down here, read the house man, and I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation, I asked. I'm in the bathroom, man, and it ain't no paper in here. Dog, So you're saying you want me to bring you some toilet papers. I mean, if you're on mind, I'm sitting here. My legs ain't got none. I can feel my whole little body. Man, from butt down, I can't feel nothing, man, my feet, everything, And went to sleep on the old up by this dude out here and readA house saying he wants me to bring him paper because he didn't got numb sitting on the truck. Man. Look at here, bro, I'm in the middle of cooking. I wish I could help you, but you know, I mean, I can't tell you about four hours of doctor. You should have run down here right quickly. I'm at the back door. I to say, Man, I understand all that you're saying, but like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking for my wife. We're having a little special occasion because our kids and stuff going, and I can't to leave her like that, just to come bring you know paper. Now, what I can't tell you to do is just readA got one of them tiles or something. Man, I'm not using nobody town like that. This was back for man. Okay, hey, but lower your voice. Man. You call them me to help you, and you acting like I caused you to not have no guys in the bathroot all I'm asking it for. Just they're gonna take no more for two three minutes. Run down here right quick and bring the paper man, and then you get on back to your donner. Well, what you was sound like what you need to do, Bro. You said you had emergence. I thought the house or the dogs had got out of you had locked yourself out the house. But I'm not gonna come down and bring you know payer because that don't sound like emergency. That sound like some personal And furthermore, you're in the bathroom, just jump to out your clone getting the shower on white. So I'm not Finn the dog. That's like I said, I'm numb right now, Man, I need some help, and so you want me to come down, then bring you some toilet papers and pick your number. You can't get up out the tarlet if I want to help you. That's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in an emergency. Man. Okay, Well that like I said, Man, that don't sound like emergency. Seem like a little quick fix. Get your drawls in white, your drawn so the way go get you some moth. I mean, I'm not trying to walk full houses down there to bring you some tilet papers your legs. No, I'm high. How are you gonna get up and open the gate? The backdoor is open. All you gotta do is come in here and reaching him and pass me a roll of paper. Man, That's all I'm asking you to do, Miss Charlotte, I understand that. But I'm not say to come down and bring you know paper. I'm not saying to bring you bring me some paper down here? Man sow your man, say, Man, who the hell you thank you? Higling that you need me? I don't need you? Well, won't you to do something? Man? You see, I'm sitting in a situation the reader left, y'all number that y'alla helped me while I'm down your house watching man just here, crazy baby, man, What wrong with you? You gonna call me asking me to bring you some newspaper? I told you that I was in the middle of fixing me and my wife from dinner, and you come calling me talking about some paper. Man. I don't want to hear no about and I ain't coming down there to bring you know, paper man. Hello, Charlie, you're gonna bring this paper man? Man. Look like I told you before, I as going to bring you the paper down there. We don't wait no on this street like hold on, man, I can't just you can't just leave me here and I'm numb like this, but to come bring no brom man, no toilet paper because here responsible when he going into the restroom. That sound like a personal problem. You you too wrong for that. This is set. You're wasted though this is an emergency, man, Man, that don't sound in the emergency. That sounds like a personal problem that you got going on. Come on, I want to get off of here, man, you know, let me off with you. I don't give a about you being man not to say soon as you get your out of there you so, man, you come on down here. I'm coming down that by the trick. I'm coming down there the way. I am just like this hell and I'm anna whop for not helping me while I'm gonna sit your weight, Loring. I got one more thing I need to say to you that I'm gonna do. Is you're listening? Bring your tone? I got some snake skin shoes and fit right up, clean up on it all. I got one more thing? Is you listening? Man? What man like I said? What you got to say? Man? This nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your neighbor reader. Ain't this banket much from the radio station? Is this timming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ye, I'm gonna whoop read them? Got you calm man? You had me also to come down there, man, and you better be glad I'm eating. I can't believe it. Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, one more thing. What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey Show. Y'all played practical jokes to one folks man coming up that's the CELO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news programming reminder, another hilarious episode of Judge Steve is tonight at eight pm, seventh Central on ABC and Hulu. The Number one Hitch Show. Congratulations against Steve. You're number one fans right here, right here. Plus another trending entertainment news basketball stars Steph Curry and his wife Aisha. They say they're not in an open marriage. Okay, they are not, all right, we'll talk about that, right, We'll talk about that. We'll talk about it, and then Snoop has another business venture. Okay, we'll talk about all of these stories at the top of the hour. But right now it is time for the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building for your love questions. This one is from Farah in Tuscaloosa. Barah says, I'm a twenty eight year old personal trainer and actress. I do fitness modeling and I'd like to transition to doing my workouts on my own fitness show. I go back and forth to Atlanta to audition for small roles. And I'm getting frustrated because I've got a gift to share with the world. I want to be the first full figure trainer on television. What kind of advice can you offer me? Yeah, this is training? What full figure? She wants to be the first full figure trainer? Yeah? See, if you're training, ain't you gonna get smaller? Well? See, that's why we have the problem. That reason ain't nobody taking to this real fast? And this ain't really going nowhere for And this is the frustrating because you're saying trainer and you full figure because most trainers, as you see on TV, are not full figure. They they have to figure ye well hard because when when you say you're a trainer, then people gonna want to know what are you training us to be? Are you trying to swell us up? You want us to be full figured? Or do you want us or you want us to lose weighting? What was you eight hundred and now you two fifty? I mean, what is we're doing here? Just we need some numbers to work with. If you don't way from eight hundred dollars two fifty, tell us that tell us that but if you just see your pitching, you still two fifty and I'm one ninety, I'm feeling a little bit more fit than you. That's probably the problem. She ha, and just a conflict of interest, It's what I'm saying it. And the billboard were like when they give it a TV show and they put the billboard and they put trainer, and then they put a hub there see everybody driving body real what the he and just trying to figure out what's going on. It's gonna be a lot of that on the billboard and then you're gonna have to do a lot of explaining to do because if you're a trainer, but it don't look like you're a trainer, if you're looking more like the trainer. Okay, wants advice, huh she you heard me? She yes, to reach her goal. This is her dream. I'm the clo the chief love off anyway, she loves her clearly. She loves herself clear right, And that's good, and that's good and dreams come true. And you probably one day you'll be the first full figure trainer. But it's gonna had to be at the fat camp or something. You're gonna have to be somewhere else? Were they? Were they ready for that? I had to go down home. Huh? Moving on? Moving on? Yeah, we're moving on, not so not so fast, moving on. That's moving on. Illinois. Thirty one year old single mother of a teenager, and she's giving me the blues because she's got a potty mouth. Okay. I've had to take her out of school several times this school year because she cursed at the teacher. Her father's her father's mother's ghetto and smokes brown cigarettes and curses all day at everybody. Do I keep punishing her? Or should I stop her from visiting grandma? No? See, your problem is you punishment? See you grounding her, you taking her iPhone? You're doing stuff like that. Ain't nobody whooped her ass hit thought about it. Ain't nobody had fired off her dead and her y'all and said the next time you custod teach y'all this, what's gonna happen me? You fus? Ain't nobody done that? But parents these days are different. They're not like our parents. Where they that's the problem. You know, spank their kids, whoop their kids, beat their kids. They don't do that. A kid I can't do that. Look, you can't raise kids the way you used to. But then so we're not producing kids like we used to. So now what you want us to do? I'm not fit to change my way of my method because it worked. And I know it's a new day in time, and you know, people don't want to discipline their childre people don't believe in hitting their children. Don't hit your child, you know, Wait till your child grew up and start suckle punching you. How about that you hit his nerves? Yeah, so you know y'all do it anyway y'all want to. But don't call Uncle Stephen. Ask Steve nothing about child real if you don't want to hear about ass whoops, because that's all I got. Don't call me no more damn called the Rica smiles, show up, Call somebody that's you know, doing this new method. I don't have that. Don't call me. Ask me nothing about child real if you don't want to hear about these ass whoopens, That's all I got for you. Now you call you old fashioned, I'm old bye. But on the breakfast birthday one day. Moving on to Anonymous in Saint Louis, Anonymous, right, I work at a rental car place and I've just been promoted. Before I got promoted, I was messing with a fine young lady that worked with me. We used to go to the back of the garage and have sex in any available suv. Now that I'm a leader in the company, I can't mess this up. I want to climb on that back seat with her one more time. Though. Is it too risky or do I go for it? Wait a minute, I'm like a good back seat. They used to go back in the garage in any old suv, any available suv. Yeah, where was they getting on the car? Keys from him? He works at a rental car place? And what is her job at the rental car place? She worked with them, They worked together, So I like climbing in the back seat. That's a job. Climbing in the back seat, sudden rooftop digging in the scene with the gangs to league. Hey, though, you may not have a fleet of Cadillacs, so what should he do somebody that you work with that likes to climb up in the back You may not have work that wants to give you her all, But just remember, brothers at car places, you can still stand talk. Hey, here we go. Get in the backseat one more time, do it again and blow her mind. Whoop whoo hey, climbing back one more time, digging in the scene. Who So you're telling him to go what? I just have to all right, we have to go to break now, Yeah, clo coming up next entertainment right after this, you're listening show. Just in case you were wondering, Aisha and Steph Curry are not in an open marriage. Now why were you wondering that? Well? Who ever? Did no one? Yeah, but Aisha slammed the ridiculous rumors after several gossip blogs hint that they weren't monogamous, and Aisha said, don't believe everything you read. She told and instatrolled yesterday. Do you know how ridiculous that is? Don't disrespect my marriage like that, please and thank you period with the tea. Yes, these people people just make up. Stop. I just posted what's that? That's exactly what they do. They're boards crazy, they have no live Yeah and other entertainment news. Congratulations. Going out to Snoop. He's cooking up something new. Uh. Snoop is looking to sell signature sausages and hot dogs under the brand. Get this Snoop Dogs? Uh yeah. The intent to use application he recently filed means Snoop is looking to launch a brand in the very near future. And some of Snoop's past deals include cannabis you know about that loop leaf by Snoop Wine and Gin. Of course he has a Snoop Dog, nineteen Crimes Callie red Wine and uh Indogo Gin. So he's businessman. They did one in Now what junior? You give me? Soon as you bite one, you still sound like Snoop. I don't know. Tell he's gonna be good. He's a really smart guy. Yeah, snoopid shacker, just businessman, Yes, pitchman, that's right, that's right. And finally, I never knew this, But did you know, Steve, did you know guys that Nia Long went on a blind date with Chris Rock back in the nineties. I know Chris is your friend? Did you know this? He didn't tell me that someone set them up and said it did not It did not go well. So Nia shared the story on recent podcasts. She said, Chris was on Saturday Night Live. He picked me up, we went out, we hated each other. I was like, this dude is not even that effing funny. Oh oh, Nia, that's not true, very bad to make. To make matters worse, he gave her a wrong number at the end of the date, and while it clearly didn't work out for them romantically, the two did become good friends, and yes, they both still laugh about the incident. Me along, Chris Rock, Chris Rock, who do right? Right? Oh, she's beautiful, gorgeous To this day, she's still beautiful. She was gorgeous, I know, be hilarious though, if I hear Chris out of the story. Oh yeah, well according to near, he wasn't that effing funny. I beg to different. That was back in the nineties, right right, Steve, did you ever date before you were married and all that? Have you ever dated anyone famous? Hell? Yeah? Okay? Oh really? And ain't I don't think your kids can tell, but yeah, but how did it go? I mean, was it? Okay? You the person? You liked her and everybody wasn't gonna do number lead to another divorce? That serious you dated for a while? Uh, you're not gonna say you don't want to talk. I knew when it was going bad early by then? Oh really? Oh yeah, you know second divorce. I know when I could, I could see bad right Yeah yeah yeah it was me. It wasn't hurt. It was me. What did you do? Wanted some old people? You didn't want to be exclusive? H thought I did, tried, it didn't work out. You wanted to be an open dating? Yeah? Shudn't they even with the phone just ranging had a hard Yeah, it's harder. Why don't you answer your phone because you don't need to hear it? Why your phone always ranging? Popular? Would you say I'm popular? I'm popular? Yeah. Have you ever been on a blind day? Yeah? Hell yeah, I've been on blind date? Someone who's who set you up? A friend or oh it was a long time ago I went on. I bet I've been on three blind dates one one day, one date. I actually tried to blind myself, tried to make it official. Yeah, because as soon as that health all walked in, I went, you got to be kid? Yeah, who set you up? They didn't? Pardner mine man his girl, his girl said I got the perfect girl for your friend. He's so funny? What funny? Why why funny people on funny? Look at people? Let's make people think that funny people won't funny look at people. This woman walked in this restaurant. I went, oh my god, she said, that's the exact reaction. I knew you to have one. Lady, this ain't the OMG you think it is. Just OMG. Wasn't emoji yet, Lady, you know I'm talking about old My God hasn't helped me? Lord, No, oh god, she just like my uncle. I'm image sitting over there having dinner with my damn uncle with a wig on bro. I was just horrified. Why you keep staring at me? What getting here? Where you've been standing before? All right, we're moving on. Coming up in twenty minutes after be our Steve. You're gonna tell us how'd your sixty fifth birthday celebration? Go? Okay, it was yesterday. We'll hear about it right after this. You're listening to show, all right, Guys, make sure you check out another hilarious episode of the number one rated show Judge Steve Judge Steve at eight pm, seventh Central and ABC and Hulu to night. You don't want to miss it. We'll be watching here. We will a great show, all right. So, Steve, day after your birthday, you know I can't tell you girl, go here and there you come on first of all? Was it it was out standing? Yeah? Ye sixty five. Yeah, it's still going. Oh oh, I'm out the country. That's all I can tell you that. Um, I cannot be found. Quit looking. Ain't no Papa Rozzie. That's all I can tell you. What did you have for dinner? German chopic cake that's all you ate now, you know. But I get a German chop cake every birthday. My mother made me one all the way up until I was till she passed, and send it to me wherever I was. I can't believe it. But God gave me a woman named Marjorie and she makes a German chocolate cake. And when I tell you, I kid you not, and I'm not just saying it taste exactly like my mama's cooking exactly. Had that cake, you know, had lovely dinner, dressed up, you know, a couple of kids came through for me, you know, But that was it. And uh, that's all I could tell you because it's high level, you know, real high. You smoke yesterday because the other day you said eleven eleven Actually did I actually did? My goal is before I go home. It's a smokers sit off every year I've been alive. Oh, I won't be able to do that. But that's how hard you're kicking. You having fun trying. I'm how hard I'm kicking it. Yeah, I don't even think they called it's kicking. Oh man, I think, yeah, I'm balling. I don't even just who some ignorant mess Right, I'm out there, Yeah, I'm out. I'm way I'm way out there beyond balling. That's a good thing. That Yeah, Well, honor to God for two weeks. All right, all right, Well coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour, have you ever been caught saying something about someone and you didn't think he or she heard you. We'll talk about that right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Doctor Anthony Fauci has built a reputation for being diplomatic, but last week he lost his school. He was mad as as he was also Fouci, but I was Holly lad ass was made. Yeah, he lost his school a little bit last week, Steve, and it was caught on a hot mike. Doctor Faulchi was heard mumbling, um, well, we'll play it in a minute, but he was heard mumbling after Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas asked him about his personal finances during a hearing. Marshall was asking if he would be willing to submit to Congress a financial disclosure that includes your past and current investments. Fauchi pointed out that his financials are already a matter of public record, as required by federal law. That's when he uttered the insult. Take a listen. What did he say, Steve? You heard it? You can't say what, can't you? Yeah? He said, quite a moron, Jesus Christ. Moron, Oh, I was heard, said the big one. No, that's what I thought. He said, I would all right, foul form my dog? Who respect? Oh you say moron? Oh I thought he said. Once I heard mar I went, oh, I know where this went. Very familiar to you. Huh No, he said, what a moron, Jesus Christ? Yeah, found you found you getting tired of a man because they politicize this whole thing about the vaccines and everything. Man, this country, man, this country is not in great shape, y'all. It's not in great shape right now because the political parties, it's making this country. Man. They've they've let Donald Trump destroy the way this little already raggedy thing was set up. But what they're doing now, man, is really sickening for this country. They oh, I don't care what the Democrats want, the Republicans don't want it. I don't care what the Republicans want, the Democrats don't want it. Ain't nobody asking the people what they want. And and we're going no where, we get no where, We're getting nothing. Man. Oh, your party want to get vaccinated, our party don't. Well, that's stupid, right, that's that's stupid for you to say that your whole party doesn't want something, or to say that your whole party does want something that don't make no sense. Hell, I know a lot of Democrats that don't want no vaccines. I know a lot of Republicans that didn't got vaccines. So what is the political How you're politicizing the vaccines when clearly I know Democrats who refuse to get a vaccine, and I know Republicans down there in line. Yeah, so how does that politicize? Help me out? It's politicized for position and power. Yeah, I'm telling you, man, this is crazy what we do, dying and losing their lies and destroying our healthcare system. Yeah, it's just horrible. Abortion is a politicized issue. Guess what Republicans get abortions? Democrats get abortion and there is nothing that's say the Democrats get more than do they? They got all these issues they be fighting. Got don't make no sense, man, that this this, this is crazy. They raised only they against the gay rights for this and then another. It's gay Republicans, it's gay Democrats, it's gay liberals. What man, Let these people live their life. You ain't got to agree with what everybody do, but you ain't got to stop it. Look, I'm not I'm not in agreement with what a lot of people do, but I'm not stopping nobody from doing nothing. If you don't like what a person does, you don't have to agree with it, But you can't stop them from having a life just because that ain't your choice. That's their choice. You gotta let these people live, man, You gotta let these people have their way in life. Yeah. Yeah, because you disagree, it shouldn't happen. Broh. So yeah, but I'm not gay, So right he is. She is not what you're gonna do, But are you not liking it? Don't change a damn thing right, Let them live, let people live, let them be great. I like peace, but that don't stop y'all from going to walk. Come on, all right, Steve, Coming up next, we have the nephew with today's praying phone call. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject boo boo breath assistant what. We'll get into that in just a bit, but right now it is the nephew's turn. What you got for us? Neff, it's time for the paroff call. Pe see like a boy if pe see? Okay, yea one more time? Please Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a R. Darwin. Darwin. This is he Hey Darwin? How you doing? This is Frank with FPC. We're trying to come down and um see about making an appointment with you within the next week as that's possible funding for what uh we're supposed to come by. I'm with FPC. We wanted to uh we have PC what what what is that? What is FPC? Uh? Sir? Your name was left with us and you're you're you're on on our file to actually come out and make an appointment with you so we can um, so we can get your picture taken. You must have their own number. I'm not I'm not signed up to take no picture anything. So okay, well you are you're Darling correct? Yeah, yes I am darn So you called Darwin and that's what you call it. But anything about a picture? What what's up with a picture? H We've got you on our schedule here, FPC. We have you on our schedule to uh to actually for us to come out to your home and take your picture. Okay, FPC, what's company is that? What's what's y'all? What type of picture? And would I be taking I'm not taking no picture? But what what is FPC? Okay, you don't know anything about photo being taken of you? No? Okay, uh sir, FPC is uh we are this is a funeral Picture company, Funeral Picture company, and what we do is we come out and take your picture and we actually keep it on file. That way when you do pass away, we have your picture for your program and we have a nice picture for you. Look, I'm not did wrighting. Now you're not taking no picture me. Who is this again? My name is Frank. Frank. Okay, Frank. You mean to tell me y'all taking pictures of people before they dash just so you could have them picture. Oh file, So we're keeping on file and then you have a good picture on your program. And that's what that's what, uh, that's what we do. Ain't signed up for nothing like that. Who the hell signed me up for something like that? I'm quite sure. But we're trying to schedule where we can come out beginning of next week so we can get your picture taken next week. Week after you get picture when I'm dead, you're not taking no picture of me before that that. That don't sound right, sir. Don't you want to have a good picture on your program? So you're not taking the picture of me for no humor arrangements that I'm not dead yet? I don't understand that. What the hell is this about? Nobody who signed me up for it? Then tell me that much, sir. I don't have the actual person listed here on who signs you up, but I do have the number, and you are Darwin, mister Darwin, So I didn't sign up for that. I'm not taking the picture. You guys running around taking pictures of people before they die just to have a good picture on fail. That's salon man. I ain't never heard of like that, sir. Okay, sir are you? I mean we have your address here? Are you? Are you available? No? I'm not available. I'm not available at all to take no pitt you for a funeral that I'm not even dead yet. I don't. I don't get that. That that sounds like a bunch of mo and I where the hell gave you my number? That's what I want to know. So I'm not quite sure. But one thing we have to do is we have to follow through with our job. So what we're gonna have to do is we I have to come out there and take a picture. So I don't want to, you know, create a problem, but I have to get a picture of you by next week. Oh it's gonna be problem because you're not getting picture me for no funeral arrangement, mister Darwin. I have to come by your house at least by Friday at around twelve now, and I'll come by and get a picture of you. Ain't coming by my got house, no ride of you? Lie, gotta be come over here to try to get my mother pitture. I got plenty of got pitching in my house to put on the mother funeral program. I'm not taking a pitching. That mean I'm claiming to be digging. I'm not dead. That's some more bad lookt dead. I don't know what you were or Frank, but you you got word. I worked for f PC, Sir, I worked for FPC, FCC. Mike, you ain't not taking no picture me. Don't come over here, Friday, Come about no guy piston Okay, before you got pistol and you and I hope they got Joe got pitt your own file. But that's a stupid got. The company you worked for ain't never heard of nobody taking no picture before they died. I got millions and pictures in here for that program. And when I'm grown with the God care about what a picture look like? Or who had my gut funeral? This a lignat. You tell whoever you worked for any to go find another occupation. That don't make no guy just you're not coming over here, Friday, Buddy, You come over here if you want to. Okay, Uh, missus Darwin, Yes, are you familiar with with Glinda, that's my wife. What do you about to say? Now? I want all I want to do is say this man. I just want to say, Glinda, the one that got me to prank phone call you. This is nephew Tommy Baby from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Huh, I'll beat up boy. I ain't never heard no business like there's some FDC funeral. Well man, I said my New year resolution. I was gonna cut back on drinking. But you got me over here about the tip a bottle right now? Oh are you crazy? Man? And come over here to day before get a picture clinticalit. Y'all got me, baby, You got me. I ain't never heard no company like that. You ain't putting me up to it, but you're gonna I'll tell you what you're tune in tomorrow morning. Man, you're gonna catch yourself on national radio and I'm gonna tell everybody. Boy, they had me hot over here. I'm gonna don't tell Clenning, but I'm gonna have me a drink anywhere. I was looking for an excuse to tray like funeral pitch you ticking. They'll put on foul boy, y'all and you gotta lot to have him out of your head. Buddy, I gotta ask you something, man, dam and tell me this it man, what's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey morden Wick up show, buddy, Come on, baby, you played much. I just want to come by and get a picture. That's all the time you want to do. Come get a nice little picture. Okay, Okay, let me ask y'all something. Do you know what picture y'all won't use on your program. I'm pretty much not gonna care. No, I'm not planning it or any of that. No. Once somehow I'm out. Yeah, you mean what you have yours? You know what you can call. I'm gonna have a funeral rehearsal because this I want this to go right. Wedding rehearsal. Yeah, that way, you know, everything runs as according you know what I'm saying. I'm gonna have a guest list. If I'm doing that now, because I don't want you to just showing up, then you wouldn't invited to you know, you gonna be invited to my fun you know. But I'm gonna have a rehearsal. I know, you know, we're gonna go through the sermon. We're gonna go through theme all that. So if they come anywhere they wouldn't invite it, what is you gonna do about it? Hart the hell out there from that's good as Yeah, Stupid is on the way. Stupid is coming to Beaumont, Texas, Baby, Beaumont, Texas, Getting ready the Nephews coming to time. It's going down March nineteenth at the Julie Rogers Theater. You do not want to miss me. Tickets or available at the box office or at all ticket Master outlets. Stupid only comes around once every fo five six yeels. You know, it's like Hayley's comment. You know what I'm saying, that's how stupid come around like that. So Boumont, guess what it's coming to you, the Nephew March nineteenth, Saturday night, eight p m. Julie Rodgers did, Oh oh my god, you better get you some stupid tickets to come see stupid, and we're gonna have a stupid time. And when you leave, you're gonna say that, boys, stuke, it's something wrong with stupid in a good way, all right, because I don't sell right now nephew come to town doing some more dates. I can't say nothing because I ain't ryn sign my name yet, but I got a few more coming. But y'all get ready. Hint hint, hint hint. Huntsville, Alabama, hint hint. That's just hitting it. Okay, I get to see my friends on the Huntsville Show. You understand what I'm saying. I get to car Oh, how was Jackson, Mississippi? What aso assome? Awesome? We gotta go, Nephew coming up now. Strawberry Letters. Subject Boo boo breaths assistant. We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen. If you need advice on relationships, on dating, work, set, parenting, and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live on the air, just like we're gonna read this one right here, right now. Okay, buck it up, hold on tight, we got it. Fight Yeah. Here it is the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, Nephew. Subject Boo boo breath's assistant. Wow, yeah boo Boo Breath's assistant is the subject. Dear Stephen Shirley. I recently started a new position as an assistant to the office manager. On my first day at work, I noticed that everyone in the office was looking at me and whispering. I thought that they were just checking me out because I was a new girl, silling me. When my boss got in, I went and greeted him. Everyone was still looking at me, but now they were laughing. And then it happened. The odor that came out of my boss's mouth darn near knocked me out. It smelled like a baby's diaper and it hit me across my face and I almost passed out. I realized why my co workers were laughing. One of the ladies she was laughing so hard she had tears in her eyes. Afterwards, they said they were waiting for my reactions. They knew I wasn't ready. It's been two weeks now and I literally cry in my car before going in to work. I have to be closed up in his office and meetings every day, and I've tried offering mints and or gum, but he declines every time. I really love my job, but his breath makes it impossible. We have an off site meeting in a couple of weeks, and he suggested that me and a couple of our teammates bride with him. So now the teammates want me to be the one to address this issue with him. They have chosen me to tell him that his breath smells like boo boo. My husband said that I should just breathe through my mouth when I'm in his presence. He said, my coworkers are setting me up because I'm the new girl at the office. Since I'm always in his face, I feel like I should go ahead and say something, or should I wait until I develop a better relationship with him? What should I do? Please? Please help me. Wow, this is funky. This is a funky situation right here. You're absolutely right, and you love your job. You are the new girl, I mean, what about position to be in. You're the new kid. You're kind of darned if you do, darned if you don't. Your husband may be right. They could be setting you up because they've been there all this time and they've had time to say something to him, and they haven't. They haven't done anything. His breath still smells like boo boo. But your husband's advice to just breathe through your mouth, I don't think that's gonna work either. I mean, you gotta live too. You probably will have to find a way to tell him because you work the closest with him. I mean, you can't just go to his face and say your breath smells like boo boo. Uh, and he's your employer. I mean, it's not what you say, it's it's it's how you say what you say. So you I mean you've offered him mint, You've offered him, got him gum. Uh. Everybody knows that when somebody offers you a mint or offers you gum, that you should take it. Everybody knows that either they're trying to tell you something or be polite. All right, So you gotta find a way to just I don't know, you gotta say it to your boss. Listen. You gotta say something. You have to. You cannot let this go on. You got to say something. Listen. I just wanted to tell you, Uh, maybe we should go to the dentist together. Or when's the last time you've gone to the dentist? Something. You gotta say something. Steve helped me out here. Yeah, see, Shirley, you don't you don't do good it. Let us like this because so you two can you trying not to? Yeah? Yeah, I'm here for these type letters. Now see boo boo breath's assistance right here. That term is too loose, it's too kind. You. The first day, all your office workers is looking at your whispering. You thought they was checking, y'all cause you knew and do silly me. When a new boss got in and I greeted him, everybody was still looking at me, and now they're laughing. And then it happened. The older that came out of my boss's mouth. Damn near knocked me out. It smelled like a baby's dipper. It hit me, crossing my face. I almost passed out the right hill. Why are we calling this letter boo boo breath? What do you mean? You need a stronger name for somebody breath like that? Like white, you know, wet white, Your breath smell like you white. That's what the Tylers letter should have been. How about Pamper. You could have just saved pampa. We know what a pampa smell like. We've all told a tape off of a baby that we love dealing. And when we opened up that pamper, we went commercial running around when did this baby starred eating vinegar? Green? Get out in your mouth, man mouth? Thank that's not boo boo, that's thank First of all, you turn around and your co workers was laughing out. Have fought somebody because y'all could have told, yes, y'all knew good in hell what I'll fit to walk up into. And I'll be damn if you sit there and giggle at me when you know what just happened. And then your ignorant ass husband talking about breathe through your mouth. You can't breathe through your mouth. You need your taste bug, that's wind, and breathe through your mother. If you won't to won't be able to taste a damn thing. Now, you wouldn't lunch talking about I can't taste nothing. That's because she was breathing your mother. You got you got to take baby breaths when you round people with stinking breath. This is highs gott a sound. Listen to this, wait, listen to all right, Hold that breath, Hold that breath. You can't breathe, you gotta We'll have Part two of your response, Steve, coming out, make her face look at him like you cran coming up in twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's subjects Booboo Breath's assistant. We'll be back right after this. You're listening to show, all right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. Subjects Booboo Breath's assistant. This pole bir this poe girl got this new job. Yeah she need She even said she liked her job. First day. All the people looking at ain't nobody saying nothing to they laughing. They figured that's silly because it's her first day. Then her damn boss came in and she didn't know why everybody was laughing until he said, hello, Hello, how you do? H words? I don't know why people got bad. Bro used a lot of H words. Hello, how you doing? How's your day? Anything I could help you? How long you've been here? Here's another one who recommended you to nothing. Who you're standing there? You just put your eyelashes on. Who is strong? Steve? You had just put them damn out, yeah now here. You don't know what that is on your face? You think above and got on you. But your eyelashes that fell on your damn cheese all because he and then you know you're gonna offer him a mint? And he said, no, he know him. Men ain't gonna work. He know that. What if you can a person when somebody breath stink that bad? Offering the mint? You know why they don't never take mints because they can't taste them. Exactly why listen to me, y'all, I didn't real steak browth. Don't ever wanta mint because they can't taste them. They didn't know that sugar cube. That's like taking a sugar cube, a sugar cube and having put it on a tablespoon of sugar honey iced tea. That's why take a cuba, put it on a tablespoon or sugar and squallowing give me if you like sugar see, let me ask you this then no, let me tell you. Just come okay, well I want to know, okay, if they can't taste it, then do they know they have bad breath? Like this? If you don't know, if they knew that, they killed myself. Somebody got to say something, see something. There's other things you can do, like instead of offering him a mint or some gum. Offer him some tidy boat for sugar honey tea out job, offer him some tidy bowl just handed to him. Play the commercial with the little man and the te taking the may go outside and hook up a fire holes to a fire hydrant, and when he turned around and say hello, blow his whole damn mouth off with that fire hole. Fees are the type of drastic measures you have to take take with people's breath that smell like hot garbage. Yeah, you've opened up trash can in the summer when you was a little boy. Ye know what that smell like. So that's it. You know. Everybody, Now look every nine and everybody breath be kicking. Yes, let's just tell the truth. But normally for those of us whose breath just kick every nine, then we kind of know it. You'll be talking and you'll go, damn that me, and then we'll cut our hands when you smell like exactly like what I said, When your breath smell like exactly, see exactly, exactly exactly like the crack of your age, you got exactly I see the reach. The reason you don't never see people blowing into their hands when they got bad brown just because they did it one time and it knocked their ass out, and when they came to they didn't know what the hell had. No, she needs she wants to know how to tell him. She's got to tell him. You know, you can tell him what your body language in your face, like like when they turned and they started talking. Just started doing stuff like just staying the start, just jumping in place, just bounce, just be you been in place. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Bless him. Lord low, you know I know how he is. Talk to somebody with real fucking brill. You can't talk. No, No, you just want to get away from me? Yeah, yeah, email him. No, I need telling to tell him when they're in some of those clothes. Me, just get a big piece of paper. When he started talking, h just get a magic market and right shut the air for he doesn't want to lose her job. I don't want to lose my We're both all right. Thank you. Steve. Post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram and Facebook at Steve Harvey f M, and then check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. Coming up with forty six minutes after the hour of Sports Talk with Junior right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show time now for Sports Talk with Junior. What you got Junior? Oh oh? First of all, let me say thank you Greensboro, North Carolina. Boy, y'all showed out. They showed up and showed out all. What's that red? Just dude, I met Green bros. Hading red with the blue hat with the black sweater. You know what happened. Everybody loves it. We had a great time. But I know you out there bawling doing your thing. I don't know if you saw any of these games, but there's some hurt people out there this movie. Whoa let me hear about them. Man ain't seen game game well, the Bank not owl, the Begels didn't walk all over the Raiders twenty six tonight. Now. I was pulling for them, Yeah, because a lot of my frat brothers from Cincinnati, so that was pulling for them. Here going. No, you probably didn't see this either. I'm talking about the Buffalo Bills just stomped the mess after Patriots forty seven to seventeen, hated New England every since state turned over them black kids school buses seventy You mean the city of Boston the whole damn city. Boy. If you if you got his phone number, just give him a call. Buckings beat the Philadelphia Eagles thirty one to sixteen. Could you please call Jaylee the hurts because he hurt right now. No, that hurt me, man. I wanted feel it to win that one. Yeah, but I knew they wasn't you know, even pimp and knew that pimping call that show won't hurt the win. But who I understand you aread said this. The Chiefs got it together and started on a rollo offense forty two to twenty one over the Steelers by being good game, by being you know what all the people is talking about. Chiefs by seven, Chiefs by seven, man, yes, seven, They threw up forty two the Rams. The Rams beat the Cardinals thirty four to eleven. Uncle, Yeah, that was ugly. It was the first half. It was over All I got was a text from my group of boys. I just saw them say, Odelle Beckham touchdown because he was with Cleveland, so we you know, we're following him. Yeah, y'all rode for him, but he because you know, that's all we got in the playoffs. It's Odelle Becker. He go to one and anybody will start this prayer right now. The forty nine ers didn't beat the cowboys. They need prayer right now. Twenty three seven, twenty three to seventeen, We prayed for your Dallas, twenty six, twenty six straight seasons, twenty six straight. Hey, I'm not gonna be able to see Stephen A. Smith this morning on first God yesterday? How about them? Cowb All right, Junior, thank you. We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, well, well, guys, listen to this. Okay, this is some cooking news. This is trending. It seems if there's got something to do with cooking, why don't you have call to do it? What do you have to say? Um, well, listen. It seems that I'm not whoever said this that I was the worst cook in America. Wait a minute, it seems I'm not the worst cook in America after all. A new survey finds at fifty six percent of Americans admit they struggled to cook the simplest dishes at home. The average person says, they'll attempt to make a dish four times before either getting it right. We're just giving up all together. Okay. The hardest so called easy dish to make are the following. They include pancakes, eggs, pasta, mac and cheese, rice, and grilled chicken. Right, the hardest to make. But they're supposed to be easy. But people that can't cook pancakes, it's hard to make. Huh, that's what they're saying. Yeah, sure, surely, let me help you out because you can't make none of this. She can't make bad cakes, right, So you listen to me. You buy your pancakes and waffle frozen. You can put them in the oven or the coast. Don't be in here messing up this rice. They make rice comes in a bag. Now, when you boil the water or you drop the whole bag down in there. And then when it gets finished after five minutes, all you do is cut the bag open and you dump out perfect It's called ten minute rice, and it's perfect rice every time. Did you hear? What was it? Yeah? You know the last time I cook some rice was in a crock pot with some lamb chops. Wow, Jesus put Jesus, I haven't cooked rice since then. You put rice kernels in a crock pot with raw glamb meat. Yeah, hanging that that though. Yeah, so wonder he ain't dead. So ononder he ain't dead from parasites. Man, you just Jesus. That's not about me. It is about you, man. Shelly, she Shelley. My mother wouldn't even talk to you. My mama didn't even understand a woman who can't cook. My mother didn't even she didn't even she didn't know what that was. Baby? What was you doing? You didn't think you'd want to eat one day? You didn't know, you didn't, Thank you. It's gonna be responsible for families some cheering that would want to eat or something, have a chef or something. Yeah, you didn't think your baby would want to eat? Eat something? Or they didn't some syrup milk, I got milk and stuff. Well I'm talking about after the baby get teeth. Oh oh yeah, yeah. Don't nobody want to nurse that long baby. You ain't gonna want it either. I don't know if you ever had a nine year old chop down on you one, but you ain't gonna lack it. I can tell you that right now. My baby's twenty five kids of her own. When they get teeth and they chomp down on you, you're gonna have to you gonna learn how to spoon feed yourself. I can't. Well, that's what I was doing when I put the stuff in the croc pot. I mean it's a croc pot, right, they cook everything? Surely, No, people don't cook anything, at least you don't think the effort effort. Yes, okay, First of all, I went to the store and bought a croc pot. That took me hours just to found out. Find out word that you just just left the rice cooker at the store. You can use one of them. Look, they got rice cooker. They got everything from people that can't cook. They got wafflemakers everything. Where is all this stuff? Store? Store, Shirley, You don't even go in there. I was called at the groceries, called if you're in the grocery store shopping for utensils, it's called baking needs. You know, I hardly ever go to the grocery. He don't know what and you shouldn't have been talking about the average person got to mess up a dish, foul time. Not in my Mama's house. They got one time only look at that crack another egg? All right, look at the time. We gotta go. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up for twenty minutes after. Right after this, you're listening Steve Morning Show. All right, come on, Carlo, you have some music news for us. What you got? What you got? So remember when I told you guys that, uh, the Grammys, they were gonna postpone the Grammys due to the variant omicron. Well check this out. There's a rumor that the show will now move from Los Angeles to Vegas in April. Well, I'm going to the Grammys. Any reason, any reason to go to Vegas? You want to go, Steve, hell Y, I ain't got a song on the chart to nothing. I don't even know what's on the charts. I ain't WoT the Grammy, Steve, you can make a song about Black seventeen. Man. I know. I said it's gonna be packed now, So that's gonna be nice. Grammys in Vegas and able. That is what CBS. That's what the rumor is. So we will see. Also, we gotta give a quick shout out to L. L. COOJ represent Queen's Yep, yep, yep. They have a statue of l L in Queens Now. It's a solar powered audio statue. It's a setup that plays his music. So that's real cool. So I want to give a shout out to l L. Yeah, he d go to the best. You're breaking his house your ass, Okay, So congrats to l L. Cou js, thank you. More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time for another round of would you rather here we go? Guys, listen up? Would you rather play Hide and Go Get It with your celebrity crush? Yes? Or would you rather start an award winning movie with your celebrity crush at Tommy, Hide and Go Get it over an award winning movie? We can act the movie. Why we're trying to Hide and Go Get it? Best lead in the dramas? What about you, Steve? I don't really give damn by being in a movie. But then I don't ain't got no celebrities crushed? Junior? What are you? I ain't never been in a movie, so what the hell? I want to do that for I'd rather go play hide and go get it. Where are you near? I'm looking in the kitchen. I'm out here hid and getting it girl. I'll see you all right. Would you rather get five thousand dollars a day for the rest of your life five thousand dollars a day for the rest of your life be? Or would you rather get a lumpsome be five million dollars five million, five five thous Well, it ain't funking timmy? Yeah? Really? Oh here we go? Oh well, no, no, no, no, well I think we all heard that. Who want that little funking five thousand dollars? I had to correct him and go with damn time to hold up five thouars, And then it hit me. Wait a minute, he said it out loud. I went that little funking five thousand dollars a day much money I might hit making any clubs and stuff? Yeah, who y'all think y'all talking to I didn't get up out of him. Man, man, which do you need five thousand dollars? Though? When you don't need it, he goes, And that's when you live in a shateaun dry roll, right, Tommy k They asked him to do a show for five thous you ask man, oh god, you guys, are you getting serious? That's because it's a prank. But now listen to me. Five thousand dollars a day for the rest of your life or five million lump song, five thousand dollars a day. You make one million, eight hundred and twenty five thousand dollars for the year. So in three years, I didn't do the man na. No, no, no, no, you did the man on that five thousand. Yeah, oh you got that. We gotta run coming up. It is our last break of the day, and we'll have some closing remarks from the one and only after Birthday Boy, Steve Harvey at forty nine minutes after right after this, you're listening, all right, guys, Here we are our last break of the day. And it's been a good day. It really has, right, Yes, it has. You're all good days. We're alive. Yeah, that's who you're telling. Bad days are good. After my birthday, I'd like to say this to people. Oh, people oftentimes ask me what's it been like for you? What how did you manage to hold on doing hard times? What what was the key to your success. What's the one thing you would change differently if you were twenty What would you tell the twenty year old Steve Harvey that you didn't know then that you know now. I've always asked a lot of hypothetical questions, and I just want to share something with you about the one thing that you have to understand. If you are on this journey and you are trying to become successful in whatever arena, whatever area, whatever field of choice, whatever it is, if you're trying to become successful, you must understand and get it through your head that it is a process. That it is a process. It's gonna take some time. I know you may want it now. I know you may have goals and aspirations with deadline set on it, but you gotta understand it's a process. The majority of things that I've wanted to happen at a particular time almost always never happened at that particular time, the chosen time that I wanted things to happen, I can tell you practically hardly ever worked out that way. Ever. You know I had to be at work at five pm. Okay, I know how to make that happen, or la la la la, But my dreams and visions. What I hope for and saw for myself almost always never happened at the particular time that I set aside. So understanding that, or Steve, why is that? It's because it's a process. And one of the processes you have to learn is patience. One of the processes you have to learn is faith. One of the processes you have to learn is that your timing in God's timing, is two different sets of time. You have got to understand that when you ask for something and it doesn't happen, like I said the other day, it doesn't mean it's denied. It's simply delayed. But guess what, it's really not delayed if you think about it, it just wasn't the time of court to God. The delay you have to deal with the delay when you set a deadline and you set a time frame and it don't happen, and then when it don't happen, you say, well, I guess my blessing is delayed. No, it's in the process. It's on the way. It just hasn't arrived at the destination yet. And a lot of times our blessings don't arrive at our destination because we ain't where we need to be to receive the box. Oh, I fell onto something right here. I think I need to stay right here for you. A lot of times the blessings that God sends our way doesn't arrive in the time frame we wanted to arrive in because we're not in the place we should be in to receive it. Do you understand what I'm saying. I've had to understand this about my life thousands of times. I'm currently going through a deal right now that I thought should have been done by now. But because I'm not in the place that I need to be, because God ain't tired of all the bowls and ribbons with the other people that He need to have in place, it's what I'm thinking is delayed. Well, it's not really delayed. It's in God's timing because I've learned and after all these birthdays, that sometimes, man, the where I'm at right now is not the place I need to be to receive the package He has for me. Could it be that you're not in the proper place to receive the package? And I did a long time ago. I created an analogy that when you ask God for something, God boxes it up in heaven puts a bowl on it, and he ships it to you. Now, in order for the package to receive, it's your location. The faith that you ask for the package in has to be the faith that you remain in to receive the package. So when God ships the package to your place, your address, which was you prayed this prayer of faith two years ago. But because you didn't get it in the timeframe, you thought you stepped off of Faith Street and you stepped over on I Doubted Boulevard. Well, he don't deliver packages to I Doubted Boulevard. So the package stays on the truck and its circles and it makes other stops. And then when he swings by your house again, and the postman wants to deliver the package, but you have to be there to sign for it. And you over there, and you don't moved on to Ain't no Wate circle. So now you was on I Doubted Boulevard. Now you haven't moved over to Ain't no wat circle. That can't deliver the package. Then they bring the package by the house. Now you over there, and I guess it ain't his wheel avenue. And now the package circles again. The problem is everybody, you're not where you're supposed to be to receive the package. If you would get back over there on Faith Street. Because God only delivers his packages to people who are in faith. You got to stay on Faith Street because He does not deliver to I don't see how Boulevard. Those are my closing remarks. If you don't get that, we'll try it again tomorrow. Okay, have a great day and get back on Faith Street. That could be why the package ain't got there yet. It's probably circling. 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