Y'all know what time of y'all don't know, y'all bat all suit looking back to back down, giving them more like the milking buck bus things and the cubs, y'all to me true good Steve has listen to movie together for stun Please moy I don't join by join me, be doing me. You gotta turn you, you gotta turn turn turn, you got to turn them out. Turn the water the water go. Come come on your back. Uh huh, I show will good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Come on, y'all. I said that a little bit wrong this morning, but I'm tired. I just came out to the gym. I'm a little out of sorts right now, but it's okay. I'll pull it together. But let me tell you something, man, I got a clear cut message for you today. I really do you know? Um, as I've gotten older, I've began to take some supplements. And supplements are to help your body in things that it doesn't produce as much as it used to. You know, do you gotta take a vitamin supplement? Its mineral supplements because just you know, vitamin D supplement because vitamin D is important and you know, as you it older, sometimes your body doesn't produce it at the rate that it used to, and so you take supplements. You know, you got herbs that can help you out with digesting ginger. You know, things like that. You got it. It's a lot of things out there once you start talking to people that's in and know what health food stores and things of that nature. If you're going in there and you know you're having trouble with this, or you're feeling like you're not your eyesight ain't quite what are you trying to get your hair and your nails together and they tell you to try buy it in or something like that, or or your joints is feeling a little ache and they recommend grew closer mean and congrunagen and you know stuff like supplements. Now, I take supplements all the time. Supplements are designed to help you replenish what's been depleted in your body. As supplements. Now now people are can tell you can speak a lot more aggressively and a lot more knowledgeable on this subject. But just giving you a just a brief overview of minderstanding of now, if you've been living your life for a while, supplements are necessary for most of us now. Also, if you've been living your life for a while spiritually, you may need some supplements because you've just been at it for a while. You don't got woll down a little bit, You're tied. Some people around you ain't changing. Some people around you draining. It's just life just keeps on coming. Life don't ever get no easier. It just you become more knowledgeable about how to handle it. It does not get any either easier. You continue to lose loved ones, you continue to have to confront the challenges. It's just that over course of time you become experienced and you can handle them better. But life don't get no easier. But spiritually you get a little bit worn down. Well, you need some spiritual supplements too. And I'm just gonna flat out tell you, the more God that you can replenish yourself with, the higher the dosage of God that you are willing to put into your spiritual self, the possibilities then become limitless. You actually have the ability to make a conscious decision to supplement your body, and you have a conscious decision to supplement your spirit. Can do both So what I did was, I could just tell you what I did. I was taking all these supplements. I started taking supplements where I was about forty five. I think that's when I began. I was thinking about it one day and I just went wild. Man. I started talking to some knowledgeable people. I found out I needed these things. But then spiritually, man, I started supplementing myself too. I started praying some more. I started trying to gain a little bit more knowledge and wisdom and understanding from scriptures and just try to make sense of all of it, you know, just just make a little bit more sense out of my life, make sure that I was on the right path. A matter of fact, get on the right path, find out my real purpose and my mission in life. And nobody can do that for you. That's something that you have to want to do. But I started supplementing my spiritual side of my life and supplementing my body. Now I happen to be right now about in the best shape I've ever been in. Technically, I can assure you though I am in the best shape spiritually I have ever been in. Now my body has looked better, it really has. I mean, come on, now, at who I am in life at the stage with the years I've been walking this earth. Man, I'm cool, but spiritually I'm in the best shape I've ever been in. And what it has done for me, y'all is it's gave me a peace and a calmness. You know, it used to be, man, I used to fight so hard against people who attack. Now, man, it ain't. It ain't as serious to me because now I have a full understanding that if I come under attack, that God is with me, because that's a promise he made. That's Isaiah fifty four seventeen. That's that's that's. Any weapon formed against you, any weapon formed against you shall not prosper. You can't. You can't come and get me. I'm not here for you to take down because you didn't put me here. So why would I feel a person bringing me down when they're not the reason that I'm here. So when you attack me, you have to be careful because I ain't ever by myself. I formed a relationship with the most high that I can rely on for protection, for coverage, and for peace. A lot of times when things used to stress me out, how to run this, how to handle this, how to deal with that? You know, famous rough Man, and then you put that together with some business, and you put that together with your family. You got a lot of stuff you're trying to tend to. I have a peace of mind about it now because I have someone who provides me with a sense of understanding and calmness that lets me know that this tool shall pass. That it ain't just a saying that I heard old people say that. It ain't just something my mama used to tell me. It's something that can really happen. Once you get an understanding, this tool shall pass. This is just another piece of life that you are now better equipped to handle. I'm telling you what it's done for me. A millions of people out there hear me. Man has done the same thing for them. I'm telling it new to some people, but there's some people that show enough understand what I'm saying. And then if you have known this but kind of forgot it, it's time for some supplements. So when you get like that, and now you find yourself in a situation with a disease or something, you gotta do something. Nah, you gotta start juicing all your greens. You gotta start detoxing your body. You gotta start purifying the system. See, the human body has always had a way to repair itself if you just give it a chance. Your mind has always had a chance to repair itself if you give it a chance. And your spirit always has a chance to repair itself, if you give it a chance. It's the only way I can maintain at this level, and it's the only way I have any chance of going further. I have to increase my dosage of spiritual supplements. I got to talk to God a little bit more. I got to pray a little bit more. I got to understand his word a little bit more. That's all I'm telling you, man, If you do that, if you just pray more, if you just studied a little bit more, man, just try to get an understand and ask him to help you understand. It will open up the possibilities of your life into a realm you never could have imagined. I'm telling you, that's real. Okay, you're listening. There is a special breaking news segment here. Breaking news everybody. It's mooning time. That means it's time for the Steve Harvey Morning Show. That's the breaking news because it's day break. That's what it is. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This is what it is today. Charley Strawberries, Good morning, Steve. Carlo's off today. I don't know. Yeah, I was gonna put Monica in a plate with her voice on the radio. If you're amplified it. Yeah, hello right there see there and that's just hello. Fuck, no idea? What this is going? What I'm jay? What's up? Man? How are you doing? Ain't nothing? Pimp? Hey, Junior? What I'm nephew? Tommy, he just woke y, I wake up. I know it's early, but wake up up? Oh man, all of that, all of that stretch that come on? Well, how how are you sir? Wait? I'm great, you know. I just gotta make sure everybody up. You know, who come to work to sleep? Who does that? You drive all the way in and then go to sleep. Yeah, well at least he sleeps here and not on the road. Give me some benefit. Yeah, man, everything good. What's been going on? What's happening? What do you do today? Oh? Well, you know it's the same Donald, Yeah, I know, you mean, it's it's the same old stuff, you know, uh defending William Barry. Yeah, it's the same. You know, it's the same. We just as if you're a Democrat, you know the work that needs to be done next year in the hold a register. You gotta vote and get rid of them, right and for the Democrats who are running, get it together, like Steve said, pick one. Yeah, man, I think you look we got too much right now, y'all know listening to Nancy Pelosi. Need to get him in the room and go. Look, you know you have no chance of being We're gonna ask you to step down. We ain't got no democratic fun for you. We ain't kick it for you, we ain't flying you around. It is stop. Take your contribution money, let them give it to who they want to. Yeah, because you're not gonna win, you throw your weight behind whoever. A matter of fact, give me a list, Monica. Can you do this for me right quick? Give me a list, Monica of the Democratic candidates so far and texted to my phone they're twenty. Let's see twenty. Our narratives down the foe for you right now. Just do that on the next bab what we're doing on next ration? Oh well, you know, we gotta run. We got something funny. We gotta run that. Frank back all of that, and we'll be back right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve, here we are. You wanted a list of the twenty Democratic candidates, and you have that list, so I have them. Yeah, all right, let's go Huh these are runnings and uh. These are also who's qualified for debates and who's leading the money race. All right, let's go. H Bennett, this is an alphabetical order. Bennett. No one knows him. Biden. Everyone knows who he is. He has a shot Booker, Corey Booker. He's a possibility, boota chair, possibility. May Pehu Castro. Oh yeah, I think you got about him. Yeah, okay, he bad. We will let him. He was Delaney, please step out, let's leave. Step come on, step out, Gabbert, come on, man, step out and don't don't waste time stepping out, step out in a hurry. Yeah, gill a brand Yeah she's yeah, it's been around. Yeah, she need to come on out, come out. No, surely stop that now. Well, I'm telling you who ain't gonna win this thing. I don't care. Now when I take me in out, don't be talking. I don't leave, no me. And then this is not a sexist remark I'm making. I'm talking about people who have no shot of beating Donald Trump. A Harris, she can stay here, can loop Boy. Let's go your name alone? Who Easley, Sir, step down and people just step out. Okay, clobcha clob Come on out, Massan Emmy s s a m. The black dude, Sir, come on out. I'm taking black people out, women out. Don't even don't even try me. I'm telling you who got real shot. Let's stop this, Okay, Molten, come on out, sir, stop better. O'rock you can stay, okay, Ryan who is key, Yeah, he just recently got in. Okay, he needs to stop. Bernie Sanders he can stay. Swawhale, come on out, Yang Yan come on out, sir, Yan and Yang Williamson, Mary Anne Williamson come on out. Now. This is a fifty fifty up in there. Elizabeth war So, who's in pretty good? So Elizabeth Warren is in, okay, Bernie Sanders is in. That's two. O'rock is three, Harris is four. Castro boota gee book Biden one, two, three, four, five, six seven eight. That's eight. All right, that's all we need. So it looks like we got Biden, Sanders, Harris, Warren, Boot Judge. Yeah, I mean you know that that's a pretty impressive list. Yeah, that's a pretty impressive list right there now. Booker, Corey Corey Booker, Yeah, you know, just you know, I just uh trying to think of how we win this thing. Man, we gotta get serious. So I'll tell y'all, we have to get it. We gotta get serious. Now. This dude is building momentum. I'm telling you, he's taking the Mother Report turning into his demand exactly. Bargo mess around and wind up getting his ass in Peach trying to save who needed he being sad as Rosanne bar I mean, man, he just as crazy as he needs. Yeah, they need to really get on the ball. But Democrats need to come together, get behind these candidates and giving people what they want, you know, give them a good healthcare got to cut mean you know what. Good healthcare has to be a must. Yeah. But and I would love for this country to have everybody to be able to get free medical But with such a capitalistic society, how can we do that? Right? Because who would pay the doctors? And people go to school to be doctors, to her to live in. So I'm I'm stuck with how are we going to do that? Now? Where? And then if it takes trillions of dollars, where does it come from? That's that's the thing about these things. I would love if everybody in this country get free education so we can compete with other countries because we're losing the education battles. Yeah, and some candidates are promising that, but they haven't really said how are they going to do it? Yeah, I mean, I guess they'll tax the rich one percent. We got way more money than a lot of other countries. Why can't we do it? They just gotta find there is a way, man, But that would mean somebody's not going to make money. And then, and these are very very rich people who make money off medical expensive and if you think they're gonna sit here and let us take their income from you're sadly mistaking. So that's why richer. That's wise. Yeah, but again, some of the candidates are promising these things. Well you know what, this time, people are gonna have to tell me how they're gonna do it. Yeah. It's like I was watching the story the other day about coal miners in West Virginia how they're upset with Trump because he lied to him. I said, everybody, you can't bring coal mine. You said that, you abolutely said it. Yeah, I said it a million times. He promised him cold back cold, not coming back. Now. Everybody in West Virginia Land told him all right, coming up next, the nephew would run that prank back right after this. You're listening to show coming up at the top of the hour and entertainment news Kanye West is getting a cable TV show and Facebook bands Minister Lewis Fiercon. But right now, let's run that prank back with the nephew. What you got next? Relationship departs, just sharing relationship depart ship. Were all on our way to the airport. Let's go. Oo Hey Brian, Hey baby, that I was um. I was calling to tell you baby. Look I just I just can't do it. I got it. Huh what? Oh? Hello, Bryan, Brian, Hey, this is Greg. I know I know you was just talking to Vow, but this is this is Greg talking to you. It's Brian Greg. Who. Yeah, this is Brian Greg. I was just talking to my wife. Did you put it back on the phone. Uh no, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna be able to do that. Why can't you do that? Man? Hey, let me explain something to you. Uh all right, there's some things, you know, long conversations about this. Oh well, how you know my wife on the first man basis like that? Man, how are you? Who are you? Like I said, man, my name is Greg k all right, at the airport? Okay, airport? What's the airport? And why are we that's the airport with my wife? Boy? Hey, let me Hey, all of this is complicated. Okay, it's really yeah it is. Yeah, make it simple for me. Okay, So what I want to explain to you? What? Let me explain to you mann. We've had a lot of long conversation about this. It's something that's what. When when was this? Why? Why are you at the airport with my wife's with me? And why is leaving with me? Okay? What were leaving? And we mean leaving leaving me? Oh? Hell no, put it on the phone. And I don't even want to talk to you, man. Put her on the phone. Put her on the phone, man, and look, you need to put it on the phone right now. Leaving. I don't believe that now, I want to hear her say that you want to talk to me. Oh here you're saying, let me talk to my wife, man, because you you see, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up? What's this dude talking about? To tell you this for a while so you think everything's okay, but it hasn't been okay. Why are you telling me this? Oh? Why can't you just come home and tell me? I can't you just tell me this to my face? Hey? Hey, hey, bro, come on man, why are you my wife? Hey? Hey hey bro, I know this is painful. Man. Now you don't know, you don't know nothing, but I noticed. Okay, good? The ladies just put my wife on the Oh you if you got any ounce of a man and you just put my wife's back on the phone. All right? Bro? Let me, let me let me say, let me. Can I say something to you man? Sitement less than my wife on the phone. But you ain't got I'm gonna put it on in a second. But let me say this to you man, say man and wrap it up because I need to talk to my wife. I just want you to know this, Brian, this let me. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show got me to prank phone call you? What's your hold on? So? So okay, if you point to me, what's up with the airport and stuff in the back? Then when y'all at the airport, No, bro, your wife is here at the studio. Man ain't not happening. Man, your wife hold on. I'm gonnat you talk you all right? First of all? Are you all right? Man? Oh? Man? I was about to be a murder sing man. Look at now? Who's a big got you? Finally you could have been a little bit more. You and y'all. Who your brother? You think? Y'all the only one can prank people? You and your brother be pranking all the time. Man, man, this is life stuff. Girl. You ain't happy birthday? Baby? Oh you got a birthday coming up? Happy birthday, Brian? This yeah, man, looking great? Gifts great? Yeah? Man, Let me tuck my wife. Man, I ain't got no dude. Your wife hold on? Please? But what woman? You got me? All right? Don't don't? You ain't gotta go this far? All right? Supposed to be funny. I did feel bad, but you kind of started tearing up. But I'm glad to know you fight for me like that fight It was gonna be some fight. There wasn't no oh girl, just a bring your black home. Don't even stop at red like, did I bother y'all that you bothered him? Oh? You bothered him? Was did he whimper? Yeah? He whimper? Yes, you did, little little whimper whimper. Y'all heard it? Oh my goodness, Tommy year men, he makes me so nervous with these you got, you got, you gotta push it all the way up to the land. Leave it with the man. Wife though, Yes, Julie, you kind of if you had a kind of man, did you put my wife? What is that in your ward? Would you? If you if you kind of man, would you put my wife on the food? I know you're not up in your cry Tommy, Yes, sir, for real. When I got through crying and I found you in your ass for real, real, yeah, you would fight me after all of that, I would be a fight. You didn't hear what I said. Okay, we're in the middle of a If you swing back, it's just make it worse, all right. We'll check us out on Virginia Beach. I'm here right now. I'm in Virginia Beach. Show last night. That's your boy. Sounds a little horse. It's a little horse. I've been rocking. I've been rocking. Uncle. I added a four o'clock show on Saturday. It's gone. So let me tell you what that. Let me tell you what the nephew did. The nephew added a five thirties show tonight Friday night, five thirty show. That's the last show man. Yeah, that's it. Well, okay, well you need to drink some tea. I got all that. Don't worry about that. Shirley's full, little can pepper, some honey and some pepperreko and some garlic, onion powder. I got all that. I do all that onion powder, Get garlic powder, onion powder, pepper, wreko. Oh what if I need in this year? Some honey, honey, ginger beer and right, all right, listen, guys, coming up at the top of the hour, entertainment news, thinking nephew. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, coming up at twenty minutes after the hour. You won't believe what people are naming their babies these days, guys. But first in today's entertainment news, Kanye is in development on a new Showtime series about well Kanye alright, his favorite subject. Right. The show is called Omniverse, and Jaden Smith will and Jada's son will play a young Kanye in the show. Both Jaden and Kanye are executive producers on the project. Omniverse examines the mini doors of perception and we'll explore or the ego. Uh what that's interesting? Huh yeah, how do you do it? Well? I guess we have to watch the show to find out. Yeah, yeah, it's a little strange. Uh. And so much for social media being an outlet for free speech. As we move on, Facebook announced yesterday that it has banned right wing uh propagandist Alex Jones. Yes, also Nation of Islam leader Lewis Farcon and numerous other high profile individuals that engage in violence and hate. They have already deactivated their Facebook pages. And this also covers Instagram, which Facebook owns of course. So the underlying fact is that Facebook is a private company and can choose to ban whoever it wants. Wow. Wow, Well you know, Facebook should have started this a long time, a long moment ago. Yeah, yeah, a lot of stuff they should have banned. What what? What are you doing. I'm sorry, we're doing a show here, sir. I know, I was just trying to have a little breakfast. I'm sorry, what do you opening up a cannabis? So what are you doing? Whatever I'm doing? Two damn call instead of Facebook, let's do back book, just back book, just people's back. You know, that's all you see is back back book, back book. He man, I like it, but I like it. You like wide backside back? Well, you know, you don't want to discriminate. Show. You want all backs to come forward. But you can do wide backs, eat up all your memory. You don't want to. We're moving on. Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh. Listen to this story, guys. Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh has resigned. Now. This is amid a scandal over the sale of her children's book. Steve, you had the mayor Pew on your talk show recently. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't understand. I saw the headlines. I didn't care. Yeah. Well. The resignation came after Maryland's Republican Republican governor, um Larry Hogan and members of the city council called for Pew to step down. Pew is a Democrat, and she's a focus of a criminal investigation because a health insurer that does business with the city of Baltimore bought thousands of copies of her self published book called Healthy Holly. So I guess it's a conflict of interest when you're in office like that. You can't make money by city under that program, and that's not cool to the city. Yeah. So she quit, and I guess she'll still make her money off the book. She'll probably make more money. Yeah. Yeah, gonna start stepping down too. Sure. Wow, interesting you and she was just on your show. Yeah, well you keep putting that. Only are you trying to remind you three times twice? Whatever I heard. I was trying to remind you of who she was. That's all life, all right, right, okay, two or three that I'm trying to remind you who she was. All right, if you had on your show, you ain't y'all ain't talking about the bull. All right, let's move on. We have no more time to talk about this, ladies and gentlemen. Miss an trip, Thank you very much. This is a trip with the news, everybody. I'm going to explain that to particular situation in Baltimore for you. First of all, I gotta tell you that the House Judiciary convened yesterday without Attorney General William Barr, who went through with his stated plan to skip the whole thing. The House Committee wanted Bar to answer questions about the Muller Russian medaling report, and they placed a plaster statue of a chicken in a box of fried chicken on the seat where he would have been if he had showed up. Committee Chairman Gerald Now says Bar's action is just one more attack on American democracy by this administration. We didn't choose not to have mister barcome. He chose. We cannot permit him or anybody's administration to dictate the manner in which we function. Alice says, the Committee is going to make one more attempt at getting the full Molo Russian meddling report that the unredacted, so they want to see everything, and if not, he says, lawmakers will hold the Attorney General in contempt and then go from there. Democrats accused Bar of mischaracterizing the real results of the two year probe on purpose to protect the president. Conservative religious groups say they're happy they're welcoming a new Trump administration. Rules that strengthens the right of healthcare workers not to provide medical services that conflict with their beliefs. There are already laws that support the right of healthcare outfits to refuse to provide services. However, the new rule gives the government greater enforcement powers over hospitals and other institutions. Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh resigned yesterday. As you heard yep, he a Democrat. The governor is a Republican. In recent weeks, the FEDS have raided at her two homes, her city Hall office, and other places. As mayor, Peugh has been on an indefinite paid leave of absence since April first, do she said to health reasons recovering that they say from a bout of pneumonia. Anyway, Catherine Pew has been under investigation for what's called self dealing. It's not just making money in office. What it does. It involves the sale of thousands of copies of her self published children's book series. Officials say that many of the people who bought it. The purchases of the books were entities that either she had influence over or that sought to do business with the city. And they say the seems that they were paying much too much for these books. So far, Katherine Pew has not been charged with anything. The US Supreme Court says is going to consider three cases in the falls of time to determine whether federal civil rights protections extend to sexual orientation and gender identity. The US Department Justice Department issued an extremely critical report on the condition of Alabama's prisons. The report says that the age correction system has consistently failed to protect inmates from violence and sexual abuse, in violation of the Constitution. In Alabama, the governor says his government's already working on solutions supposedly to the problems. Are identified small towns along the Mississippi River or bracing for potentially record breaking flooding, a whole lot of it. And today is National Paranormal Day. Well, when I become a ghost, that's when I'm going to sound like Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. All right, guys, get ready for a lot of baby arias in the next year. Okay, Now, this is according to a report in The New York Times, Game of Thrones baby names are on the rise. Klisi was among the most popular girls names last year. There were two thousand, one hundred and fifty six babies named Aria. There were twenty sons, Says, eleventh Sircs, fifty five Tyrions, and twenty three theons also born last year Tires, Toreons, Theon, Sarces, Calisa, Calisees, and Aria. They like names short people up, Wow, so callisees. How many brands? Any brands? John Snow? I know John snows in this list? Just you heard it? Callis's Arias, uh, Sansas, Sarcees, Tyrions and theon. They like, put me Steve, any Steve. They're not making the most have you heard any Steve? Think Dragons? Dragon, Dragon Johnson, come forward with dagget your head. What's that middle name? That's the one dragon Lee Johnson Dragon. Oh that boy just his breakfast fire Come on job, Oh he don't never brush his teeth? Dragon feet Johnson, Come on baby, come on up. Is that the show with the white Wafers? Yes, come on, Tommy say it? The white Walcas, Oh, white Wolcus. Yeah. So so those are the names and uh wow, all right, well moving on offset you know him from them goes of course, and he is married to Cardie b. He's facing felony charges after he smacked the phone out of a fan's hand in um an Atlanta area target store. He was caught on VisiC video physically denying a fan's request for selfie by knocking the phone out of the guy's hand and causing the phone to shatter on the floor. Well, since the value of the guy's iPhone is over eight hundred dollars, and how well we know that this is considered a felony because it was eight hundred dollars. Yeah, this is considered a felony. Cops are calling it intentional a warrant. A warrant has been issued for offsets arrest, So I mean, yeah, what do you think about this, Steve? Yeah, this is crazy. Yeah, the punishment does not fit the crime, but it is a felony because of the cost of the phone. Coming up at thirty four after the hour, Jay has done it again, Steve Murder, The Hits is coming up next right after this. You're listening to show, all right, Steve Jay is here. Go ahead, you guys, get Javy Brown, give me that a hit is Mother's Day Sunday? Oh yeah, yeah, so in on of all the mothers. Next Sunday, Yes to all the money, check it out. You talk the kids how to wipe that booty. Let's keep it real. You break your neckpin bills, Mama using a mom b the deer, you little bit a part of the mama daddy she would bump let behindding. Don't give a damvil seeds you love whearing how shoes? Just understood that when brown funkside dog can you can't would shut your no buttons. It's my birthday, Oh mama, listen about You can't get it because it's your spaceship. Da Mama. What I'm trying to say, it's not about me? So Abounty you come to see your day. Ain't got no presence, But I can't say it's not about me. So am County You to my moms the mother's day can't as your kids gonna be strained. The boys a music? Why musical? Musical? Jam? I don't know you didn't even save it because I know I want you don't need no way from you don't need I don't need all that. I know. I'm team Jay your music. Kay? What was the strike that was good? It was really good? Yeah, it was really mean. It was good, but the message in the song really wasn't that good. I have no presence And the first line and say this what oh yeah, and the first line had booty in it. What already got you got? You gotta get that booty up there front, booty. You can't save booty. Booty can't be last. Get get booty out early. My bad he did that. It comes to this weekend. I got bro man that Tuesday night man, Wow, brother man from the field flow. Oh boy, you put that booty in there? Boy? Or you did that thing for keep what nehing? Your kids don't be strange because our mom's whipped down behind man, let me tell you what that was it that. I think that's the key to why we we we are what we are. Whatever we tripped out, that's where they fell out with us right there. And there are certain places you knew not to act up, like in public for sure. Yeah, let me change the worst behind woman. I don't know if you'll ever had one mom come to the school, comes comes up to the school. Jay. You know what, Jay? You always say school. But I ain't gonna lie to you. When you were in church and you can't quit laughing or something happened. Hey, bro, that's hard man, and you get your but right there, mano sermons. I've never laughed as hard in my life as I have. That's when it happens. That's happen churches. Really, I'm talking about Joe, I'm talking about out loud and Steve, your mom was in the choir, wasn't so she could see you? Right, I can't count you haven't been taken out of church to clip that ask and then bring you back in church. Oh yeah, come back in whop on eastern sun and everybody what in your eastern close? You're didn't even get to do the Easter egg hunt up? All right, all right, listen. Coming up next it is a nephew with the prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening show, all right, guys. Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. The subject is, guys, I don't know if you're ready for this. I'm ready. The subject is an unattractive man's plea for help. Yeah, I got you. Oh that's all of us, that's all of us got to read. Yeah, you just wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm still sexy. N wait wait wall, well last day I want y'all thinks I'm joining y'all to the ugness that I don't know you over here? You already here. If you don't bring your hands, yeah, I'm not. I'm fighting it. This man and this letter needs help. Okay. The subject for today's strawberry letter and unattractive man's plea for help right now the nephews in the building with today's prank phone call, What do you have? I dropped? I dropped yeah, your wife. You know I know I ain't on the one and done it. You know. Yeah, some of y'all. Some of y'all didn't dropped somebody's wife. You know what I'm saying. I'm saying I dropped your wife. Yeah, I dropped up You know you didn't drop somebody's wife before? And I did that cat dog running that thing. I dropped your wife, Yes, I did. Come on, not a sermon, Tommy. Well I'm sorry, but you know it, But don't it sound like a text? Yeah, dropped your wife. Come on now, say jay if you go to verse three, Okay, it says I dropped your wife. Come on now, Hello, I'm trying to reach Tony. This is Tony, Tony. How you doing this? Is nephew Tommy. I can't believe you're calling. You sent an email in to break your arm. Yes, oh my god, I said that like months ago. I didn't think you were going to call me. Yes, I'm calling you now. Y'all been married eight years? That's my heart. Okay, let me ask you something. What makes your husband just go off? What can I do that? You know there's a button for him that you don't want to push, anything that has to do with me. Let me tell you he is crazy about me. If anybody that's with me, if anybody tries to go off on me, he will lose it. Okay, Okay, Oh what are we gonna do? What? I'm so excited the tide all right? Okay, you know what? You know what? Okay? Take this out? Okay? Can you click over on a three way? Can you call him? Okay, I can hold it from my phone, but you gonna be on the phone right Yeah. I want I want him to think that I got your phone. Okay, I'll tell you what. You just click on get him on the line. Just click over. So when you click back. You can't say nothing. Now, you got to be quiet because I'm gonna at the end, I'm gonna let you talk to him. Okay, okay, hold on, t are you there? I'm here, okaying? All right? You're hitting me to something? Okay, okay, okay, Hey, what's up? Uh? No? Just this? How is this? Darren? Yeah? This darrenl was this? Hey? We got a bit of a situation with with Tony. Man, we got a situation for real? You just my wife phone? Who is this? This? Uh? Actually? Ran, we are the woman? Broo, who is this? We're trying to get u. Tony actually twisted our ankle, man, so we gotta get her to the emergency room and get her checked out. She twister her ankle? Had you twisted? Wait? Wait wait, wait back up? Who who did you say? Who is this? How did Tony twist her ankle? Actually? She she she fell and man, look, look my wife is with her mom right now. Who who? Who? And who are you? How did you twist her ankle? And why are you calling me? Why isn't her mother somebody calling me? Who is this? You never told me his name? Bro? No, I'm a friend, man, She didn't fall. I actually dropped her? How you how did you drop her? What do you mean you dropped her? We had a couple of drinks at the hotel, man, and she say, wait, wait, wait hotel there you mean the hotel? My wife's felled to me over her mom's house. Now you calling me from her phone talking about if you dropped her. Y'all let some hotel. But why y'all even at the hotel? What do you hell? Are you talking about a hotel? Bro? Why it's my wife? Where's Tony White? Well? Why ain't Tony on the phone? Why you gotta call? You gotta calm down. You're calling me for my wife? Phone? Tell my she hurt? You dropped the y'all to the hotel. She's spoke mom's house, bron, where's my wife? Man? She's it, Tony, I got it, I got it. Just hang on so Tony, I got put on the water from phone. Man, Hey, dude, just I need you to calm down. Man. She him, I need to this. Man, I know I'm now you're talking abou y'all about to go to an emergency room. You dropped my wife, y'all to the hotel? Dog keeps putting my hip on the phone before y'all be in the emergency room. Hey, man, listen, you gotta calm down. Tony already embarrassed. I don't even know who the hell you are. You still ain't telling me man, put Tony on the phone. I'm gonna listen, Man, you gotta chill out. Man, I'm just sur playing. Okay, Man, I'm afore him. But get you what. I'll tell you what in the emergency room. Kill me. Where y'all at? I come to the hotel. I get my own white and take it wherever she needs to need till me where we As soon as Tony get dressed. Man, I'm gonna get her there, Okay, as soon as she gets dressed. What do you mean it to? Hey? Man? Real talk? Yah? Where y'all at? Man? Where you putting Tony? One? Man? I'm not putting Tony on YouTube? All right? Man? Why are you screaming in Holland? Dude? I swear to God, I swear to God. If I find out where y'all let, I'm gonna come with her. It's gonna be one for you at Tony. Hey, Hey, man, where y'all lat bro? I'm cool. Where y'all last see me where y'all laft? No, No, I'll tell you what. Man, I'm gonna get Tony's ankle taking care of and we'll get somebody to drop a back off at the house. Okay, take I'll drop off at the house. Man. Just give me where y'all lat. I want to come get my wife. I want to make sure she get the treatment that she need. Bro getting where y'all at? Don't go nowhere. I want you to be there when I come and get it. Don't go no where where y'all at. I can't do it. I mean we didn't. You're Tony on the phone. MANU put my wife. I'm not listening. Let me talk to my wife. Bro. Hey, man, it's the reason why I'm calling. Man. She embarrassed about all of this, and now she's gonna be bored in embarrassed. One ain't okay, it's cool, an't till I ain't gonna need to be embarrassed. I love the man. That's my girl. Man. Let me let me hollt my wife. Bro. Please, no, no, no, I already no wife. Phone Bro listen, dude, let me look real talk you sank you want dog? All I know is you calling me telling my choice. I don't tell with my wife and let us let me tell you something. Don't let say lord that ankle with him? You say it's wrong of my wife. Get your whoops? Dog, I'm killing him? A FURTI who you are? I'm fun to send you. Put my wife on the phone, and that's all. That's my last time? Ask you? Dog? I promise he an what but see man? You too? I rate? Man? You rate? I put my wife on the phone. Bro. That's all I'm saying. You gotta leave town. That's what I'm you got to leave town, my man, You gotta leave town. You want to do? You want to talk? Let Tony decide if she want to talk to you or not. I'm right here. Put here, let us decide, Tony do you want do you want to do? You want to talk? Want to talk to me? Don't even ask? I ain't man? You man? Who'll see what Tony want to do? Get Tony on the phone, a man by baby pull my man? Pull you. I don't even know you. Man. Put on the phone. You you scared to tell me your name? Tony? You want to talk to him? Hey, yes, you want to talk to me? Man? I don't even know ide sheep asking no jump question. You're the phone phone, Tony? Here she is? Man? Yeah, hey baby, baby, go on, baby to have time for games. Were you at when you went? That's all? You gotta kill me? Baby? Just calm down. I got something to Are you listen to me? Maybe you gotta listen to me. Are you listening? Yes, listen to me real carefully? Okay, where are you at, Tony? Baby? Are you listening to me? Yes, I'm listening. Maybe you just got pranky nephew til I'm laughing right now. I love you? Yeah? Okay, girl, can you heard your phone home? That's cool? All right? You got me? You got me? That is adopt your wife. Let me say this tonight tonight the Nephew has added a five thirty show here in Virginia Beach, Vitnia Beats Comedy Club. I have added a five thirty show. That is the only show left. I got three shows tonight. I got three shows on Saturday, the neph You did one last night? Seven shows? What sawt out? Oh boy? You got you know? Women? I'm gonna let you open from me, man, because you know what you need a shot. I gotta get you a shot show. All right, we gotta get out of here, guys. Thank you, nephew. Coming up next the Strawberry Letters, subject and Unattractive Man's Please for Help. We'll get into it and try to help this unattractive man. Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on your relationships, on work, on sex, I'm parenting all of that. Please visit Steve Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live on the air, just like we're gonna read this one. Boy. This is from a man too. Let's call baby. Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you here. It is the straw Very Letting. All right, guys, get ready, Guys on this show, subject and Unattractive Man's plea for help. Dear Stephen Shirley, I am writing you for advice since I have heard you guys talk about this on your show before. I'm in my mid thirties and I'm an educated man with a great job, and I'm financially secure. I was in a ten year relationship that ended a few years ago, and since that breakup, I have had problems meeting women. I have been ignored by women when I try to speak to them or strike up a conversation. I had considered many possibilities as to why women avoid me, and I've come to this conclusion it's because I am an unattractive man, and I have realized that my facial features aren't the cutest all right. I wanted to put my theory to the test, so I tried online dating. But instead of putting my picture on the site my picture on the site, I chose a picture of another brother that I thought would be handsome to women. A lot of women responded to my profile, and I ended up choosing four of the baddest ones to ask out on a date. I decided that I would reveal my true identity to each one of these ladies the day before our date so there would be no public surprises. I send each lady a selfie of me. The first lady got very upset and threatened to have her male friends jump me if I ever contact her again. The other three ladies never responded to my text. One of them even blocked my number. I know that lying was unethical, but I needed to see if they liked me for me and not how I look. My ex girlfriend never complained about my looks, so why are these women so shallow? I have deleted my dating profile and I'm giving it a rest for a while. I still have hope that there's a woman that will see me face to face and be interested in me. I've even considered plastic surgery. How should I do? Come on, let me finish? How should I deal with it? Got any advice? Please help? Yeah? Yeah? Wow? Okay, Well listen, um, there's definitely nothing wrong with wanting to improve your looks with plastic surgery if it'll make you feel and look better. We really, though, have to see for ourselves what you look like in order to make a real assessment on this letter, didn't You didn't tell us why you broke up with your girlfriend of ten years. You didn't tell us any of that, And I got to tell you that women will often date a man who isn't attractive if he's a gentleman, if he's nice, if he if he's financially secure, if he treats her beautifully. One thing, though, if you're unattractive or any man period, you have to be clean. You have to be well groomed. You have to have good hygiene, you have to be smelling good, your breath, you have to have all of this. Okay, you do. I'm telling you from a from a woman's perspective. It's not always about the looks, all right, Oh it ain't. But it sounds like it sounds like you're I mean, you said it yourself. You're not the most attractive man, so so work on your other features. I would tell you work on your other features. Steve, first of all, quits saying features. That's a that's a trigger for you right now, that's the damn problem. I was told by this girl in ninth grade why she wasn't going to junior problem with me? She said, because I don't like your facial features. So you call into the right place. I'm assuming this is what you've heard on this show. Come on the fact that I've tried to tell Time that he's ugly for years and I ain't going on death ears. It's okay, Time, I'm just gonna use it this once. This ain't about you. I'm gonna use myself as an example because I've never been an attractive man. So let's just go from that standpoint. But you need specialized help because you're in your thirties and you're an educated man with a great job. You're secure. He was in a ten year relationship. You're financially secure. He was in a ten year relationship that ended a few years ago, and since that breakup, out of hand problems met with I've been ignored by women. I try to speak to them a stripeful conversation. I've considered many possibilities. That's why women avoward me have come to the conclusion it's because I am an unattractive man and have realized that my facial features aren't the cutest. Here's a word you had to stop using. Cute. Cute is for babies. You're too big to be a baby. Now listen to me, sir. We're gonna have to address this with a little bit of honest You said, it is because I'm unattracted and I have realized that my facial features ain't cocuted. You ain't just realizing this. This is where we need to have a man to man talked. You don't goodn't hear where you heard this before? You quit googling and all is here this you dog. You heard this before several times. See when you're in your thirties and you ugly, this ain't your first time heard it. The first time you hear is at the school with little kids. Damn yeah, oh yeah, man, you busted you look like ain't no telling what they have said you look like. But this is not the first time you've heard it. So you decided to put your little theory to the test. So you went online dating. But instead of putting your the real picture of and you know what you look like, So instead of putting this up, you got a picture of another brother that I thought was to be handsome to women. Whole lot of women responded to my profile and I ended up choosing full of the baddest ones to ask out on the date. See that's where you messed up at the high your glass think that you was gonna get the four baddest ones. But I mire you, though, bro, because your problem ain't aiming too high and missing. Your problem is aiming too low and hitled. So you went high. But then you decided that you reveal your true identity each one of these ladies the day before to day. So what no public surprises because you've publicly surprised a couple of people. What do you mean, hey, baby time, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm gonna tell you, hey baby. All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming up in twenty three after the hour you're listening to. All Right, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter, uh with part two of you. Thirty year old man broke up with this ten year relationship that ended a few years ago, and since that break up, he'd have had problems meeting women, uh, you know, walk up to him, to ignore him, to speak to him, strike up a conversation, and he don't understand why he's considered a lot of possibilities, why women avoid him, And he's come to this conclusion, y'all. He says, it's because I'm an unattractive man. And I realized that my facial features aren't the cuts. We've told him. We're using terms like cute, because baby's just cute. I got go ahead and ask me right now, why didn't he use the word ugly? He just uses unattractive in words like cute. Well, he don't want to hurt his own Oh okay, okay, So now I'm about to tell him here ugled okay, because he listened to the show. All right, you unattractive, don't you? Ain't the first one? I ain't. I ain't attractive, Eibo, he ain't Why Jay I ain't attracted? Here we go and this turtle he's showing it. Look I'm cute, I'm sexy, cricket, look at somebody. I'm not doing that with y'all. Matter be doing a big light of commercial anyway. So he decided to test his theory, so he did a dating profile. He put a different brother picture up. A lot of women responded. He decided to pick the faux bags now to avoid um any public surprises, which he has had many of in his life. And he did know how to go. How hey, baby, how you doing? That's ugly? Deep? Excuse me? Can I can I step in front of you? This is when he first heard him. This is when he first heard Trick or Treat. That's when he first heard it, but he just thought it was his costume. But he didn't realize his mask hat fell off in the drive. He was standing there with his box and he his mask hat fell off in the drive with a little rubber band pop and he didn't know it, so this ain't so. He's had a lot of public surprises, so he did figured in order before I do this, let me sending him a selfie of myself. Now the danger would taking selfish Bros. Most dudes don't know how to take selfish. I know I don't. When I hold that camera up, man, I look so strange looking, you know, I take a selfish, I look like terrier. I'm just all head. In this day of camera, it's scary. Shoulders look real narrow. Yeah. So I'm telling you that this wasn't a good idea, but you sent The ladies are selfish. Each lady a selfish. The first lady got upset and threatened to have her male friends jump on me if I ever content to her again. See so she a bad chick. She used to this, so she got a squatter people that what people for doing stuff like this. What's scared of the most was how you looked in this self See she thought you was a bank robber because she thought you had on a ski mask. She didn't know that was just you. The other three ladies never responded to my text. They said, you gotta Why didn't it even block my number. I know that line was unethical, but I needed to see if they like me for me or how I look? Boy? They like how you look. There's nothing on the dating profile said how you look? The rest of you fine, you educated, you got all that, but they wanted to picture. Now, this is where we're getting down to the hard partner letter. My ex girlfriend never complained about my looks. Here we go. This part of the letter is gonna hurt the ball. Who is your girl? What she looked like? Oh my god? More ugly? How she stayed with you for ten years? I ain't saying nothing, man, we need to talk about this now. Year ten years she stayed with you. Ain't saying nothing. She never mentioned it to you. You ain't never wonder why she ain't said nothing in ten years? Hey baby? All? Could it have gone like this? Hey baby? Then she snaturalized. Maybe y'all just scaring each other. Maybe, dog, she needed you as much as bad as you needed help. You're probably gonna need to go back the hood and find out, you know, if she'll have you back. I don't. I don't see this going nowhere. So Shirley said, you gotta get real clean. You gotta get a lot of swag. You gotta dress real shop. You gotta get a real stylist coming there. I don't know if you're in the gym. I mean, you're in real good shape, but you probably need to get in that gym with them two Africans that jumped on Justice money three thousand dollars. I think they can get your ship. We got to get your own program, man, get your body right tightened up. Though. Now I've considered plastic surgery. Here's another tale tale life. Wow, First of all, your girlfriends stayed with your ten years. How unless unless she knew, unless she knew this was it for her, that she did it ten years. Then she decided I can't play the rain the game. Now you saying, sir, I've even considered plastic surgery. You didn't say a nose job or nothing. You really thinking about getting your whole shot too? Yeah? Try to his website we ugly two dot com. I liked that. I like that, all right. Look, leave us your thoughts on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram at Steve Harvey and check out our Strawberry Letter podcast on demand now coming up in ten minutes. We'll do a little comedy Roulette with Jay and the Fellas right after this you're listening to show, all right, See first off, some really sad news for the people that still wanted to pay their respects to Nipsey Hustle and visit his memorial at the corner of Slawson and Crenshaw in la Well, it has been shut down. In the weeks following Nipsey's death, the Marathon Clothing Store parking lot has been filled with prayer candles left by fans and mourners, but lately the memorial has been flooded with a lot of riff wrath over there. People close to Nipsey reported that people started selling bootleg shirts with Nipsey Hustle's picture on them. They were charging money for tours of Nipsey's old neighborhood, and food truck started lining up along the street to capitalize on all of the people that came by the memorial daily. So because of the disrespect to Nitsey's legacy, the memorial has now been shut down. So just to know, if you're traveling from you know, around the country somewhere and you want to go by there, it has been shut down because people are just you know, hustling over there, taking advantage. Yeah yeah, absolutely, tours to neighborhood, yeah, all of that. Yeah yeah, all right, we're gonna switch gears here and play a little comedy roulette. I love comedy. Yeah, Jay, what you got? I'm breaking down because here's what we do. We take the fourth subject, we put them on a wheel, and we can make it funny. You know why we can make it funny? Do you know why? Why? Does anybody know? Why? Why? Because we all comedians? Yeah, Time is a comedian, I'm a comedian, and Steve is a key of comedians. And that's how we can make it all funny. Because Juni, he's comedian kind. You know he's gonna get bad man, you know you comedian? All right, let's go, Jake, come on, all right, here we go. Things you might say to a bad cook, that's number one. Number two, things you say to people who looked like they lost a fight. Three things you say when you want people to leave your house. And the last one things you say to people that you don't want to hang out with. Okay, yeah, learning Spune, I like the last I know you like that one. Oh wow. Things you say to people who look like they lost a fight. All right, get a cracking guy. You won the fight, dude, you got bite months on over your body? You want yeah, okay, here go on the stage. You say when you say somebody who looked like they love the fight, Hey man, don't worry your girl gonna get it. Don't even worry about that. Your girl's gonna warm him up. Don't eat worry about I see you try though. Hey hey, hey, hey dog, did you did you move your ear to the back of your head? I mean, are you trying to hear from behind? What? What? What did you do? What is that? Why is your ear back there? Things you say when you when you the people who look like they love the fight, don't don't look at me wear your eyebrow, dog yo, eyebrow? Man, that's that's that ass right there. You dude, you're not gonna fool me a peak at as opposed to be pink a black guys, it's black. Okay. That didn't you say the people look like lost the fight? Hey man, your son called me. He say he gonna stay with him. Hey man, you know I get it, dog, now listen, listen on the ridd though. If he wouldn't have had this stick, it would have came out different. It really would happen. I see what's happening. You know it was a stick. The stick really called old shot. You understand, I got it, man, it was just stick. Man. Things you say the people who look like they lost the fight. No, man, I ain't going back up there with you, right, he don't know. I ain't going back up there with you. Man. Did you leave that dude alone? Did you say to people who looked like they lost the fight. I don't know how to tell you this, but that little boy had skills. Man, I'm sitious, sorry, but uh sorry. Thing you say to people who looked like they lost a fight. Hey, man, did you know it was a fight taking the punches? Did you know y'all was fighting? Thing you say to people that just lost the fight? He do? Why are you? Why are you just standing there while he was whipping? Why that? I mean? I was that a strategy? What was that? I don't understand that far strategy. Things you say to people who look like they lost the fight, man, Chris saying it was a tack. Okay, clearly I'm saying. Things you say to people when you look like you love oh now you want to cuss me out? Oh god, oh man, Hey Jake, I'm gonna stay right in that same lane when they started raising their voice at you because they lost the fight. Where was all that figure when he was whipping your hand, when he was swinging up on you? All right, team, come on close it out. Things you say to people who look like they lost the fight. I love you, man, But the best thing I do, I'm gonna pray. Once we get the prayer, its really coming up at the top of the hour. I have some fashion pointers for you, Steve, since you're going to the Kentucky Derby this weekend. Okay, you're listening Steve Morning Show. Okay, so Steve, here we go. This is according to the Kentucky Derby website. Here's some suggestions. Yeah, let me listen, all right, some suggestions for attire. Now, you already told us yesterday that you were going all out on your colors, you know, your mint greens and your pink and your lavenders. And it was another color though, Shirley, what was it? It was a bubble? Yeah, bubble that's right. Yeah, Yeah, he's going bubble gum. Yeah, but you know he's got hat suits, all that, shoes, everything shake. So check this out, Steve. The Kentucky Derby can be a great excuse for men to get as dressed up and decked out as a lady's. According to Kentucky Derby dot Com, the modern Derby man should possess an unparalleled color palette with tropical colors, bowl stripes, or busy plaid. Okay, you have all those, I'm sure, so you should just fit right in with your your bright colors. Right. Uh, we don't know how. They don't even I don't listen. Nobody like that. Well, they're telling dudes that don't ain't never had pimp blood in them, really blood. The website also states Steve that if you want a more polished look, a classic navy or searsucker blazer is always in style. But this is Kentucky Derby dot Com, damn dirty. A three button side vent jacket that's an annual favorite for men. And now for shoes, Now listen to this. I think you already got this one down. For shoes, guys, the most important thing you need to know, Steve, is that shoes should be worn sockless. Okay, without socks. You ain't got to tell me. No, I think you already, I know, I think you already no socks? Then, of course you top it all off with a fedora or some sort of bowler hat which is generally solid in color and uh inspired by the by the style from the twenties into the nineteen twenties. So there you have it, Steve, So have you packed already? Do you need to change? Bowler or boulder hat? Boulder A boulder? Surely bowler, I said, bowler? No bow l e R b O A T E is what album? Oh boacher? You're saying boucher? Oh okay, Well if it was like a Germy, a really big FA, isn't a bowler Derby? What? What? What? Jay? Could you do? Mabe favorite? Is he there? Yeah? I'm here? Man? What are you mad about? Stick about seven cubes of sugar? I need you to take George Wallace's mama because she's running in my bad Steve, be mad? Okay, you already knew you already, Joe, Yeah, you already knew. That's true. Man, you already knew seven. I get seven, all right. The Kentucky Derby is n'tlike any other sporting event with a crowd of more than one hundred and fifty thousand people. Along with this history and tradition, the Kentucky Derby has been described by Forbes as one of the greatest bucket list sporting events in America. So everybody, this is my first one. Oh okay, so you could check that off your bucket list or was it on your bucket list? I mean I've always wanted to go. Yeah, yeah, Margie and I have canceled to you in the row. Mm hmm. It should be fun, It should be good, right, I think it's gonna be good. You hosted an event on your first year. Yeah good. I mean you know what. I can't help that, you know what? Yeah? I mean, come on start you know what I'm saying. Yeah, oh see, I go down. I just go on to the dirty he down you get. So, are you getting paid for what you're hosting? All my money goes till I get from the events like this goes to my foundation. That's not what I asked. That's not what I asked. Are you getting paid for this event? Yeah, but to pay it to me? Okay, he answered it. Yeah, they pay me, but whatever they pay me goes to please. It's a lot of a lot of what a lot of money? Boy? Oh it's served to you. All right. Look, we're years here, so that cost. We're gonna We're gonna move on. Okay. See there's a new trend. It's called extreme embalming. Have you guys heard about this? It allows the deceased to attend their own funerals. Funeral homes are now getting requests for extreme embalming, which allows dead bodies to be reserved, preserved, and displayed in lifelike scenarios. For example, the family of Mickey Easterling out of New Orleans used extreme embalming, and at her funeral, Mickey was posed sitting down wearing a feather boa with a glass of champagne in one hand and a cigarette in the other. What this reminds me? He would just come by and yeah, yeah, extreme embalming. It's called that's crazy, right. So if you but just okay, let's let's just think about people ain't gonna but if you could do it with a glass of champagne, aim in your hands, think out, thinking out, that would be you, Jack. That's what I was gonna ask you, guys, if you could do this, how would you show up a you'd have sound in yours, Jack, you love? That'd be great, yea, everybody, So they would not only be in a certain position, but they'd also say your favorite phrase or your most commonly used phrase. What would Tommy's be it phrase? Anything with a W white you. I'm really why it's the William Damn baby speech. Come on, tom Tommy saying where at least I don't have to listen to any more little timy? All right, Uh, all right, we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're set show, all right, guys, So we have some good movies to get out to support this weekend. Jay, you are a resident movie guy. I've seen one that's coming out. Which one The Intruder? Michael el Oh, yes, The Intruder. Yeah, it does star Michael Elie of course, and Megan Good and Dennis Quaid as the intruder. Yeah, crazy white man in this movie. He really I love his movies, all of them. And it's a thriller about a couple played by Michael Eli and Megan Good that by home. The couple buys a home from a psycho, and that would be one Dennis Quaid he makes. Yeah, he makes your life a living horror. He don't want to give the house up. I don't want to get a house. So, Jay, is it a scary movie or is it like movie it's just a crazy white man that won't go away. That's basically oh okay, that movie to our head, like, oh man, that movie. But you know who's also in this movie though, Joseph Sakora. He plays Tommy on Power when Power Coming. Yeah, okay. And another great movie to catch this weekend is Bolden. Have you guys been seeing the trailers for this one? This looks good. Good, Yeah, it really looks good, Steve. This is a biopic of legendary jazz musician. It's called Bolden. I've never heard of this guy. His name is Buddy Bolden and he's credited with being the inventor of jazz, the inventor of jazz. It's a great um story of his life and his music. It features music that's written and performed by another great jazz legend, went to Marsalis. So there you go. Yeah, that sounds really good. I will be seeing that both of these this week. Pretty good. Yeah, yeah, that sounds good. I like to train as oh doesn't it look good. It's like, uh, Lewis Armstrong and all these other great musicians came after Buddy Bolden. He started it. Yeah. Yeah, he's the inventure of Jazz. Ugly Dolls. Oh yeah, Ugly Dolls. Did you see that? That's a movie for kids. It's called Ugly Dollars and you went to see it? Ja? Yeah, excuse me, I didn't hear you. What what'd you say? You need to tell nobody, nobody. He just like the movies. He loves movies. Kid is hemmy scared back in the back end the dog back. What do you eat at the movies? Jay? Oh? Pop point? Oh okay, okay, all right, well that's a good thing. Cheez pretchel. That don't sound good, but go ahead? Is that bad for your get though? Just popcorn? I just get a small pop okay, can eat a large one? Or to happen if you eat a large one from from popcorn from a large soda? Large? Sholda yeah? Yeah, yeah, Well at least he's not like boom Step. Yeah, but he has a different way of having it. On his birthday, on his birthday, he boughs a piece of cake from Bluebies and he drives under the porter cache at the emergency room and he's his cake there in case something. Have the name come out and cake. That is that not the craziest thing you've ever heard, but that's boom boom. All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve Jay is here. Go ahead, you guys, get Jay Brown give me that hit. Is Mother's Day Sunday? Oh yeah, yeah, so in on of all the mothers next Sunday, all the mothers check it out. You talk the kids how to wipe that booty. Let's kid rim you break your neck bills Mama using a mom of the mom daddy, she would send me handing. Don't give a damvil Sea. You love whearing how shoes just understood that when Brown funks, I don't again. You can't shut you have no betting is love birst day? Oh Mama saying about your baby getting because it's your special day. Mama. What I'm trying to say, it's not about me, So abounty you come to see your day. You ain't got no present. But I can't say it's not about me. It's all abounty you, Tom. I'm mother. Can't you kids boys a music? Musical music genie? I know no, you' save it because I know you don't need no hear from you. I don't need all that. I'm team Jay, your music of James. I'm with you. Okay, what was the strike time? That was good? It was really good. Yeah, it was really it was good. But the message in the song really wasn't that good. I don't have no presence? And then say this what oh yeah? And the first line had booty in it? What already you got? You got? You gotta get that booty up there front. Booty has to be You can't save booty. Booty can't be last. Get get booty out early? My bad. He did that this weekend. I got bro man that Tuesday night. Oh wow from the field flow. Will you put that booty in there? Boy? You did that thing? Boy? Keeping your kids gonna be straight? Yeah, because our mom is whipped down behind man, let me tell you something what that was it? I think that's the key to why we we we are what we are? Whatever we tripped out, that's where they fell out with us right there? Yeah, all right, coming up, last break of the day on this Friday. It's been a good day, It's been a good week. We'll be back with Steve and his closing remarks right after this at forty nine after the hour you're listening show. All right, here we are Steve. Guys, last break of the day. Steve send us home with some great closing remarks for today. Had a good day to day. Hey, my closing remarks today is something that i want to share with you all that I've been kind of a dealing with a lot lately, and I mean a lot. And the only reason I'm sharing it with you because I think there's quite a few people who can relate to this. The thing that I'm trying to correct in my thinking. You know, the Bible says be anxious for nothing, and there's I'm pretty sure that are people who could explain this a lot better than me. But being anxious for nothing means, you know, in other words, don't worry so much about what's going to happen. Don't don't want something so badly that it consumes you. Don't keep wearing about something that you want to see happen, that you're expecting to receive, that you want to be gifted that you want to acquire whatever it is, be anxious for nothing. Think now, that's hard to do. It really is because naturally, as people, including myself me personally, I have a tendency to focus on the things that I want. Here's the problem with it. Here's a twofold problem with it. When you focus on what you want. Number one, focusing on it shows a lack of faith. Because everything you've ever needed, I mean, really, just ask yourself, hasn't God always done it? I mean, what you need it. You may not get everything you want. Everything you want ain't good for y'all can tell you that right now, I've wanted a whole lot of stuff turned out not to be good for me. But everything you need it God has taken care of. So being anxious for his will to be done I mean, I mean being anxious for him to do something in your life, which is something He's always done. It just exhibits a lack of faith when you become anxious for stuff. The second part of it is is it causes you to lose focus on what you already have. And once you lose focus for what you already have, you are no longer showing the level of gratitude that you need to exhibit in order to move your life forward to the next level. That's a dangerous trap and I find myself in it oftentimes, and I'm just gonna be I'm just gonna be honest with you. So what I'm trying to learn and teach myself and become comfortable with it. It's how not to be anxious for nothing, realizing that God has always taken care of me. God has always taken care of you. God has never been late in this wall. He ain't ever been late, not now single time. He always comes through with everything you need. He may not come when you want him, but he ain't never laid. So I have to get comfortable in knowing that He has always come through for me. He has always delivered for me. So why am I being anxious? And in my anxiousness for what I don't have, I now cause myself to lose sight and show the proper amount of gratitude for what I do have. And gratitude is one of the major components of the principles of success, because the more you are grateful for, the more God will give you to be grateful for. You. See, so sometimes I trick myself out of blessing by overthinking it, over wanting it. I mean, I'm not saying you're not supposed to want anything anymore. You will, but don't be anxious for it. Don't be sitting up frettening about it. He gonna do what he's supposed to do. And then, in another word, God don't really need your help to accomplish nothing. He really don't. He can get all this done without you. Get out of the way. So you know, though, that's something right there. It's been one of the main focuses. And when I get it right. When I when I'm not anxious for nothing and I do show the right amount of gratitude for what I've already been given, it releases pressure from me. You know, you've heard old people say, if you're gonna pray about it, don't worry about it, and if you're gonna weary about it, don't pray about it. And you know, sometimes in my anxiousness, I'm praying for stuff over and over and over. But you know, if you're gonna pray about it, you got you got you gotta not worry about it. But if you're anxious for something, you're worrying about it, just worrying about it, and that right there is not the way that it's done. It's just not the way it's done. And I've been learning over the past month or so really how to focus on that a lot better. And that may be something that you might be looking at two or going through And I just wanted to share that with you because you know, it could be something that you might be dealing with two. And I'm just sharing with you that you ain't the only one going through it. You ain't the only one feeling some kind of way about it. That in actuality, a lot of people might be doing it, and we're doing it injustice to ourselves. So be anxious for nothing, trusting the fact that God has always taken care of you way better than you've taken care of yourself. Those are my clothing for all Steve contour serry voardwear prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve HARVEYFM dot com. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.