Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the million bucks. Things in the stove, not true good to the other. Please, I don't join me. You turn you're going to do? You gotta turn to turn them out. You got to turn them out. Turn the water. The water got me? Come come on your thing? Uh huh. I show will a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man o, man on man Wow. I think about all the things God has done for me is overwhelming at times. And I want everybody to have that feeling and to sharing that feeling of completion and satisfaction. And the only reason I got this, and it's the thousandth time I've said it, is because I formed a relationship with my creator. Period. That's it. That's it. That's it. I can't tell you as anything else else. You know, I've always had a strong work ethic. My father put that in me. My father's conversations with me growing up was always constantly about work hard, don't be lazy, be a man, do what you say you're gonna do YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA YadA. Man, I was so tired of my father at times, I was going mad, And what is with this dude right here? Man, every time we have a conversation, it's got to be about work, it's got to be about you know, man, doing your best, trying hard, you know, working, being honest, do what you say you're gonna do. But that was his mission. I can't tell you how much I appreciate that now. I can't even I can't even put it into words when I think about my old man and what he was to me, and I just saw, Man, I'm so grateful for that balance I had in my life. And then my father was a fighter. He fought on the weekends. You know. My father used to come home with his with his clothes toe off of him. He put a fresh shirt on and he go back. My mom used to talk about my father fighting all the times, Nick, why you are always fighting? You know a little bit of that rubbed off on me too, you know that that kind of got into me and I didn't understand that either. But then on the same term, my mother was a Sunday school teacher for forty years, so her conversation was never about fighting or anything. It was all about love and understanding and doing another that you would add and do unto you. My mom was a Sunday school teacher, so I learned about faith. I had to go to Sunday school, prayer meeting, Bible study, young people meeting, quire rehearsal. You know, I was a churchman so much I was actually looking that's got to be an alternative to this, you know, I want you know, And I was a little kid even I was thinking at one point maybe all to looking all because it's got to be something cooler than this going on every day. It got that crazy for me. But the balance between those two people created who I am today. And I want you to understand that the things that you are in your past have helped create who you are today. If you view it the right way, everything that has happened to you in your past has happened to you for a reason, and it's usually for the good if you view it that way. But if you, on the other hand, or a type of person who can't move forward because you are allowing your past to stop you from having your future, then you, my friend, are doing a disservice to your life. You are not honoring God's blessings. You are not taking advantage of the gain, knowledge, wisdom, and experience of your life. Example, if you are a woman and you are always talking about a formal relationship, what he did to me. If he had not did this to me, I wouldn't be in this place today. I thought I had a man. Nah, I ain't got no man a la la la la la. If you know, he came along and I was doing just swell, he just came in and he just lied to me. He lied to me. Now that he did this to me, Then he cheated, then he left. All of that that you're saying can very well be true. Have you thought that maybe maybe somewhere in God's infinite wisdom, that he knew that you had made a mistake in picking him anyway? Maybe he knew you had made a mistake in saying yes or I do to him anyway, or come on move in? And so what he did was based on your decision now to say yes, I do or come on, let's move in together. That was your decision. You ain't go to him about this one. You made this decision based on that decision and all the negative things that started happening. He allowed you to get away from it. Now how you got away from it? It's always not the choice of ours. See, you stuck on the fact that he left, that he walked out. But let me share this with you. When he was there, How good was he to you? How good was he for you? See, you got to you got to stare. You got to look at the blessing. The blessing is. Now you are on your own. Now you walk in your house. Ain't nobody in there with a disruptive spirit. Now you go home. You could take your clothes off, walk around like you want to. Now you go home, you can sit down and look at TV or catch your breath if you want to. Your kids don't have to see y'all arguing all the time. Have you looked at the blessing in it? But now, if you're gonna keep looking at the negative, then guess what. Now you can't move forward because you keep allowing your pass to keep you from moving forward. If God has bought you through it, why don't you move on from it? Look, you got through it. He gone when he ain't coming back. He got somebody else, So you're gonna sit there and just keep tripping costs. He gone and he got somebody else. Ain't pick yourself up. Thank God for the blessing. It didn't feel like a blessing. Why you was going through it, and all the pain of him leaving and the divorce and all that messed you up? Got it when you get through it, all of that. You ain't the first one being left. You ain't the first woman been divorced. You ain't the first woman been in a bad relationship. Pick yourself up, Thank God for the blessing, and move forward in your life, because maybe when you quit complaining, maybe you'll find out that God has something in store for you that he wants you to have, but he can't give it to you if you ain't grateful. So God gives you a blessing, but because you don't see it as a blessing, you ain't grateful for it. Now, guess what, You steady asking God to do something for you, but you ain't thanking him for what he's done for you, but you steady wanting him to do more. How does that work? How does that work? Man? That he should keep on giving you things when you ain't even working with the stuff he didn't gave you, And I don't know, and I'm just I'm just using that one example that could go for me and too, vice versa, and so on and so far. I'm just using that as an example. Now, why I laid on that one so long? You take that out with God. That's all just read. I ain't pointing fingers that nobody in nothing because I've been guilty on both sides of the coin. Who am I? But I'm just sharing with you what I had to do. I had to learn to stop allowing my past to interfere with my future. You're listening, ladies and gentlemen, we are here. Welcome to the ride, Welcome to twenty twenty two. Listen. I'm not gonna continue with Roscoe Wallace right now. He is actually in court. His court date started on Monday, so he's not here to discuss it. If he gets a break in the case, we'll hear more about it. I know we were going to Roscoe Wallace being involved in the three trillion dollar lawsuit against the music industry. We'll get into that, but Roscoe wanted you all know that he is in court and he's hired no lawyers, and he's representing himself, and so it's gonna be quite an interesting story when he comes out out there. This is not They always recommend that you get legal representation, but Roscoe knew that no one knew the music the way he did, and so he just felt that he would be better to represent himself there. But any wait, this is a Steve Harvey Morning Show. The whole crew is here again. Nephew, Tommy Junior, the beautiful ladies call up for real, and the lovely Shirley Strawberry and the incomparable background player Mississippi Monica. We are here, y'all. Junior, do you have a question for me today? You turning sixty five? You count down his own God with it? Come on, what's the one of the worst gift of your kids? Are ever about you? How many? Which one you want to hear? No, they didn't, They couldn't. They couldn't. They didn't think about it. Yeah, I'll tell you one of the craziest gifts though. They did buy me one year. They bought me for Christmas of view Master that you the big goggles you put on your head. Now I got the new Quest ABC sent me the new Quest goggles. I'm scared to put them own because I saw a boy dude knock his son out on Instagram had it on. But anyway, they bought me the view Master glasses and they put a little movie or whatever they're in there, and they put it on and they just said, Dad, just press the button, and the graphics that showed was a meteor storm, you know, some asteroids coming at you. Yeah, now I was I'm probably about I think I got this gift out about fifty Yeah, now you know that's when them graphics was first coming out. I don't know why you thought it was a good idea to give a fifty year old black dude some glasses and tell him to press a button and then some meteors is coming two inches from your eyeball in three D. I don't know how you thought that was a good idea. But now my ass don't forgot. I got these glasses on. So I'm trying to duck after wait of this meteor but everywhere I turned, that damn medior is still on coming. So that was one of the most thrilling gifts. And when I finally got the glasses off, my damn head. And my sons was over there in the floor laying on each other hollyday, laughing. I threatened to beat their ass, and yeah, that was that was the most interesting. All the rest of us just trash gifts, ties, socks, stuff you don't want. Damn Scar. All right, thank you, Steve. Coming up next, run that prank back with the nephew right after this. You're listening to morning show, all right. First off, happy Founder's Day, nephew. Uh. It's Founders Day for the men of Kappa Alpha Side Fraternity Incorporated, So congratulate five day five. Yes, it is is the founders day all my frat brothers out there KA Side to the day we die. I love y'all, I love y'all, love you. We're doing big things, big dame. You might of fact you'll see the follow your brothers out there. You'll see a video that me and said It did together about a week ago. That's raising money for undergraduate brothers. So y'all make sure y'all check it out, go to the text information and donate some money to these younger undergrads. How about that? Jake? Five? Kay? Sorry, all right, wait, news, let's run it. Tell me what you got this around here is uh yeah, Christmas lights expiration, Christmas lights exploration. Let's go Hello. So I'm trying to read your James. Yeah, hey James, how are you doing? This is great? I don't want to get neighbors. I live a few streets over from you. How are you doing to day? I'm doing fine? What's up? This woman's so? I got the right person you're at? Um chick uh North Willow beIN? Yeah? Okay, why are you calling? What's up? Okay? I'm on I live on a shadow ben man. My name is Greg and um, I wonder I want to reach out to you. Uh, we seem to have a bit of a problem. Man. You still have your Christmas lights up on the house and what what? What's what's going on? You know? We you know some of the neighbors have had a conversation when you gonna take these down? Man? We go through this every year and uh, it ain't no problem. Man. The lights are gonna stay up old on what what? What? What do you mean they're gonna stay up? Did I start up? I said the lights I'm gonna stay up, you know, no go down? No hold on, bro, Christmas is over. The lights ain't finn to stay up? Okay, you nightsly and tell you that the lights need to come down? You know, I don't. I don't even Why do you have your lights up? After Christmas? Santa Claus and the whole Christmas thing is over? Wait? Wait, wait a guy? Man? Man, what's your name again? Grego of the name my industry? My name is Greg and I live on Shadow Being. I live postice over from you. I don't give a about where you live. Man. You know, how do you get my number? I got your number from the hro A, you know, the president. H I don't the one gave me your number. But that's but that's neither here nor there. The big issue is these Christmas lights just got to come down. You sound like a joke. Man, You sound like a gay fool. What you're gonna take my Christmas? Like? You know, I keep those lights up? You know why I keep throwing lights up? I'm not listening. My mama loves those lights. She she keeps the lights up a little bit longer than usual. But we don't give a fuck about that as long as she's happy. So okay, okay, okay, let me say that I'm hearing you with your mama. Understand that you know you gotta love for your mom. Cool, but the whole neighborhood wants your life stand. So I'm gonna tell you this right here, from neighbor to name. You got to the morrow evening to take them to lights down. If not, I'm gonna take them down. My damn sir. What are you coming? Bro? What time are you coming? Okay, I'll tell you what. I get off at five. I'll be at your house about six to take the dinner lights down. If you're not, yeah, I'll be looking for you too. Man. You know we got a big family. I'm gonna call my brothers and we're gonna meet you. We're gonna meet you because you ain't taking down. You understand what lights are gonna stay up? Bro? Okay, I don't care give you and your mama got to take them damn lifstown. Hold on, brother, what you say about my mama? I said you and your mama can take them life down, but somebody got to take them down. Mom. You're talking about my mom. We ain't taking down. Where did you say you live? I'm gonna shadow being. I'm gonna shad you just you're trying to you're trying to sign you up. Dah sentence. If you come over to micare and talk about taking down I mother Christmas like you. Man? If I come over there and you and your mama ain't on the ladder trying to get the lights off that house, then I'm taking them down. A man. You you're talking about my mama taking down the light. I've got a faceball back for your mother and everybody at the h o A. I hail. I don't everybody at that club you in or whatever h o A and whatever. I'm you up, mother, I'm you up? Okay? Well if you if you meet up, you're gonna have to You're gonna have to time me up too. I want to. He's the one told us you had the lights on the house and hadn't taken them down. Tommy one time? Who comman? You can you get over here right now? I didn't come. I'll tell you what. I come through there, Me and Tommy both will come through there if that's what you want. Come on, mother, silly? Okay? So so can I say something else? What? Mother? Can I? Can I say one more thing to you? Man? You ain't gotta say hell you say that when you get over. Yeah, you're talking about my mama. Man. Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey hey, Calm down, dude, calm down, Okay, I'm down about what can I Can I say something else? Can I say one more thing? That the one more thing? What all I'm gonna say is this nephew timent from Steve Harvey Morning Show. Did you say, oh you you got to be kidding me? Man? Yeah? Man, you gotta James. You all right? Man? No? Man, ain't all right? Man? What you got my blood pressure up? What? He? Wow? Business? Hey hey, Jane, you got some labors Russell and shot Nie Russell and shot Nise. They are the ones that got me the prank. Call you back. They ain't gonna get no Christmas present for me next year. I ask some buys man. Who wow? Oh you was heated for Oh man, you was heated man. One thing I do know about you, Jane. You love your mama, don't you. I love I love it to death? Man. You you you had to take it there. That ain't right, man. Oh man, you gotta let me know. Man, what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Let me head. Oh god, the Steve Harvey in the morning show man. All right, think enough? You coming up next, asked the clo with the Chief Love loves to Steve Harvey right after the you're listening to the stry morning show. Time now for ask the clo with our chief Love officer. He knows all about love, Steve Harvey. Here we go. This is from Jan in Pittsburgh. Jan writes, I am a bustie thirty seven year old single female dating a fifty five year old man, and he keeps commenting about the size of my breast, as if that's the only reason he's with me. When he drives, his left hand is on my chest. He didn't reach cross. They're in England, but she said Pittsburgh. So if we're sitting alone, he's caressing my chest while we talk. I don't feel like he's even paying attention to me. How do I figure out if it's me or my large breast that he likes? Well, it's all three of y'all. I mean, you know, what is you trying to figure out? You know? You know, I mean, you know it's it's y'all. You know it ain't just you stop separating yourself like you're not connected to him. Stop stop stop acting like you don't know where they come from, You don't know whose they are. Nothing like this. Stop acting like it's two separate issues. He is infatuated with all three of y'all. Now listen to me. The first thing you said was I am a busted That's first thing you said. Then you come talking about that's all he talked about. That's what you're the first thing you mentioned. You didn't say to us. You was lovely, a wonderful conversationalist, intelligence, you know, fun, caring, loving to be around. Your description of yourself was I'm a busted female. I haven't heard the term busted quite sometimes. Yea. So now when he driving, he got one hand on your when y'all talking, he just touching him. Now listen to mad But I mean, I don't understand that, you know, and really, and we got people on this show who's had this happened to them, and y'all must y'all know, y'all have Shirley and callin. Y'all know y'all have had this happened to you. Don't act brand new because they ain't. It's a brand new year. How many times? Have you slapped your hus the boys? Stop? We're moving on. That's what I thought. Yes, Lizell, what did you trip in faults? We're moving on. Carla Lazelle and stark Bridge says I paid two hundred and seventy three dollars to get my aunt out of jail. She got into a big fight with her boyfriend and he called the police. She was mad because I picked him up from work and she accused us of messing around. Backstory is he and I have been friends since we were eighteen, and she has a problem with it. She told me she isn't paying me back and how do I get my money without beating her tail? Well, let me ask you a question. Why y'all live where you can get out of jail for two hundred and seventy hand Come on, come on, dog, Tommy, I'm stuck. I'm just trying sting out seventy three. Parking tickets cost more than that. If you speed in the school zone, it's two fifty. You can whoop somebody to ask Pleae department come pick you up. The rest, you drive you down there, shower you put you in some garments, give you a meal, dush you with the lie, and now you can get out of that for two hundred and seventy three dollars. What county is your asking? Many people ask, we don't start whip but two dollars. Look and then and the name is a have a wait love zail. Well in the Deep South? Is your ass can get arrested and get out two hundred and seventy three dollars? What is the processing fee at Chill County Jail? Y'all's jail got to be connected to the mayor's office. City Hall in the jail is the same building. It's just a damn this thing I've ever heard. I don't know how you're gonna get your money back. Yeah, I don't know how. I don't know what to tell you. Go ahead, Sherley, Next question, Missy. We're moving on, Missy, and Phoenix says, I'm a forty nine year old married woman and I need to know if my husband is cheating on me. I saw its debit card transactions before Christmas, and he spent money at Bath and Bodyworks and Forever twenty one. I asked him why he was in those stores, and he said he would have to report those purchases. As fraud. He went so far as to cancel his depth and request a new one. I think it's all a cover up. Is he a liar and a cheater? Hell no, hell no, what he was supposed to do? I want to take clap clap, hands off to your homane counsel to Devik Card reported that stelf something that hell is going on? Yes, sir, perfect, and no he isn't a liar. No, no, because and I'm gonna tell you why, because y'all forty nine fifty year old men don't even know what forever twenty one, I promise you he don't. And Bath and Body Works said that ain't a combination of what we buy for a lover. That ain't That ain't a mistress purchase. We don't buy bath and body work products. We don't buy products like that for mistresses. What do they buy for men? Like? Hey, man, let's going on to the next damn you know we're talking. Listen to me. This lingerie is big. Airplane tickets is big, hotels is big. SPA treatments is big. Uh. These are gifts that you buy, you know, stuff U gym memberships, you know, stuff that has a lasting effect that you could benefit from as the man. Yes, rent rent, Let me ask the rent is huge and I'm not mad at that. You know. Now you're now how does how's he supposed to pay for this? So this this card situation, This should never go on a card, am, This is immediately go down and get your ass a cash withdrawal and do all cash hurchases in hand, deliver all of this. Don't don't no paper trail always out of not a joint account then, because you look at the money too. Well, see, even if it's a joint account, you got to take the cash out. What you do with the cash? I spent it on? Let me ask you this how how upset was he? Excuse me say it again because he was talking to say it again? Okay, I'm I'm asking you how upset was the husband when he learned that it was fraud on his card? Yes, I want to hear that. What have no not my card? You know I've been hearing about this right here. Hold on, what's the number, baby, baby? What is the number to the bank? Who the hell got what is forget your twenty one? It's one? Why just forget your twenty one? It's forever twenty one coming up at the top of the hour. Thank you, Clo. Entertainment News right after this, acting your wife. What you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, before we get to entertainment news, gotta say happy Founders Day to the nephew. It's Founders Day for the menif SI Fraternity incorporated. Huh could the brothers a k Side and the brothers of Fine New Pie. If you feel like a brother, then you say like a brother, say Kate side to the window, to the I can't say the rest. I can't say the rent. All right. The rest of it gets pretty rate it all right there, but pick up to all my brothers. Cop appaside Afternity incorporated. Love you baby, nineteen eleven campus in Indiana University, Bloomington, Indiana. That's right. It all went down on January filth. That's Jay five. That's today. All your nukes out there, gets yours in the halt, baby, get them up. Yeah, all about achievement. We're doing it. Yeah, boy, If I had my cane right now, I swear I can do three. I don't tell you something now. One time some coppers came to we was doing the morning show somewhere, and some coppers came and they had little. They had the canes right, Tommy took the cane from one of them boys, and Tommy ass showed their ass what took. Yeah, if you were clowning on that, I was standing up there with my hooks up, going come on, boy show. The young ass knew what the old school pimps do up. Tommy was clowning with that cane. New dude was going, Man, how he do that? Now? Boy and set your ass down. You got the canes fault. He just ain't for just standing on Happy Jay five. All my brothers out there, CAP Out of sid Opportunity Incorporated, Thank y'all. Congratulations to the NUPS. Man. I would like to say because I got a lot of dear friends, as Kappa said, and Taine included in that group, and Capper's man got some good brothers on the reel. When you talk to other frats, Cappa's is very very well respected. You know, I've said it oftentimes before, and I don't know if I've said it on the air, but when I look at all the frats and I think about Omega Side five, what you think about all the time, it is, and I've shared this with a couple of brothers. If we had interchangeable parts with any other frat, it would be kay side Wow. Wow, it's more nups that I think should have been cused. You just no, I mean nice compliment. No, No, that's a high love. I can pay it. Bro. If I look at it, bron Man, he'd have made a cold que. You know what I'm saying. No, really, because you know, like I knew Tommy wasn't gonna pledge Q. I knew that because he knew he was gonna have to come see me, and I was already killing me, you know. And even though we don't do it in life. Yeah, we don't do hazing nor nothing like that. None of that's I don't know what not Well it was it wasn't well okay, just stop. It wasn't. It just wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't I planned, nephew first it was. It was like it was a lot of hazing. Okay, So that explains why you're so protective and territorial when it comes to your uncle. I get it now, you paid. Oh yeah, come on, he plays regardless. I guess my sons have all pledged. Yes, yeah, my sons have played. I ain't known my son because they saw it fairly. I'm not going to go down him volunteer face. He said, l yeah, yah, no, no, no, my son has so I beat it. I really did a disservice to right. Well, let's get to some entertainment news if we can. Uh. Many of Bill Cosby's cellmates want to see him back in prison because they miss his motivational speaking and they consider him their guru. According to Cosby's rep Andrew Wyatt, his old sealmates call him at least three times a week because they missed him within the prison. Wyatt says Cosby became the voice of reason, solving disputes among inmates, giving advice and pushing education, and he claims that Cosby encouraged prisoners to prove to the corrections officers and the warden that they could be good citizens on the inside of the prison why It says he handles most of the calls from the inmates be but says that Cosby does get on the line of time to say hello, wow, No, you know man, he's not going back. Y'all miss him? He don't it ain't he don't miss street. Yes, no, it's not that refection, that affection is not returned lopside relationship. But I can see him doing that. Man, because let me tell you something, aside from what they want to say about this man. What he was accused for, something went wrong. They did a disservice to this man somewhere in the legal system. That happened to else he wouldn't he wouldn't have got out. Now do you have to pay for the things you do? Of course you do. So this instatement is not about that. But if you look back over this man's life, be all caused the life. He did so many things ucation for HBCU. Some of the largest contributions of HBCUs came from him and Camille. He's done so many things for African Americans in film and television. He was just a powerful, powerful guy when it came to promoting and uplifting a lot of people in the industry. Now, on the other side of that that whatever he was convicted for, you know, justice has to be served. That that is what it is. So this is not a statement against anything any women are saying and all like that. I'm talking about outside of that my relationship with that man was very, very different, and I appreciate so many things he did. He set me down, He taught me a lot of great lessons. So I just wanted to say that, aside from the conviction and all that, keep me out of that. All right, Thank you. Coming up, Junior, a new Year's poem for us. Huh, you're listening, all right, Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves. It is that time. Our first poem of the new year from my poet laureate Junior and gentlemen, Jay Rapp is back. That's his poetry name. Jay Rapp stands for juniors raggedy Ass poem. That is I'm here, Joe. This is a poem I put a lot of thought into. It is the first one of the year, and the name of the poem is called twenty twenty two. The reason why that is because it's a New Years twenty twenty two. Here we go, twenty twenty two. Damn. Glad to see you because twenty one was hell and we're glad his ass is through twenty twenty two. We didn't think you make it if we had twenty twenty one. Again, I don't think we could take it. Twenty twenty two. Your breath of sunshine took you by the year to get here, but you're right on time now twenty twenty two. Let's see how you go at better come correct or we're seeing your ass right back the end. No, I liked it. I liked it. Yeah, baby, everybody get excited about your new year. I'm excited twenty twenty two. I got some things happy to tweet tweet two. Thank you? Please, no more, come on now stop, come on now, I ain't clap no more, come on now stop please they stop. My god, it's over. I don't know what you're hearing, but it's over. Yeah, come on, y'all. I'm clapping. No mo no, no, come on. They threw I'm slapping. I'm snapping my feet tree, Come on, come on. You ain't got to be like that. Come on now. I'm sorry. I can't. I can't go with you. Come on, come on. You don't like that poem? That was over? He left it was too bad, the first one of the year. I'm surprised he didn't name it the first point of the year. Why would I do that? And it's twenty twenty two. Well, because well, both of them is rather obvious. I'm just excited about the year. That's it, man. I thank you, Timmy, thank you, Bro, appreciate you. Man. All this telling, I don't know how God did it. I don't know how God with all this talent to one body I did. But just say, Junior, all of this, all this talented, funny and and right, Paul, come on, God, you do it too much? Now slow down, slow down. It's too much in one body, too much funny and poetry. Come on down. Who I bet you? I bet you exhausted with all that? You upset because you ain't writing poem. No, come on, Julie, I could have wrote that poem just off the top of my head all night. Julian's ragged air parks all right, coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at thirty four minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys, in what seems to be a very to have been I should say, a very very long and drawn out divorce settlement. Seems like we've been talking about this for a while. Doctor Dre is finally satisfied with his settlement with his ex Nicole Young. Dre gets to keep the vast majority, the vast majority of his eight hundred million dollars estate, and his ex Nicole Young will receive two lump sum payments of fifty million I said fifty million dollars each, one this year and then another in twenty twenty three. She also gets to keep her bank accounts, her furs, her designer closed, and her jewelry on Nicole will get their luxury cars um, all the vehicles that include the rolls, a Range Rover, a Cadillac, Limo, Escalade UM. So there you go. Doctor Dre retains the right to his music, his stock options, and seven properties, including their one hundred million dollar Brentwood at State. So that's the split. A million dollars. That ain't enough. She deserves more, man, get out of what plenty? Man? Hey, y'all know that's a hundred million dollars, So eight hundred So she was with him. You don't know how that writy. You don't know beach chronic, what lyrics. You aren't in there with a shot at You wasn't riding rounding on armored vehicle. You don't know that what she wrote, She wasn't the ain't wrote nothing. Her name ain't on now one of these songs? Look so, ain't million ever shot it down? The middle had eight hundred she should have gotten for herlion. He surely lost your mind, lost your man. You ain't never cooked the man a meal before. Now you're talking about you want some hand He can't even cook sitting up in here, all this messing, this damn crock pot making this man my cooking? Why you ain't gonna get hald hell draden man hr for beat? So now where were at? Nah? A million is not enough plenty damn money. No, No, that's not enough. Hundred millions of plenty of damn money she needs. Okay, excuse me, Okay, you ready for this? I have a question. I have a question, and I just want to ask you individually, one at a time. I don't want nobody to say nothing. I don't want nobody to say that. Call him, Yes, you and Toosh getting a divorce. Tash gives you one hundred million. How you feel it? It depends on how much he's worked. If he's worth eight hundred million. Listen to me, listen to the question. Right now today everything is being what it is. You and Tash, god forbid, get a divorce Toosh gives you a hundred million? How you go? That's nice. I could live nice, comfortably. But if he's worth eight hundred million, I need four hundred I just told you, why are you? Is right? Now? You and I know Tash ain't got no eight hundred million? Why why did he get a hundred million from I'm just posing the question out of no damn well contribute you get? You shut up, Shirley. You can't even cook in your marriage. Marriage nothing. You didn't marry me for that, Like, I'm not minimizing nothing. What y'all gonna stop doing is minimizing what one hundred million? Do you know? You're not minimizing it. I'm saying she deserves more if eight d if you you don't grundred and give away from me. See this is what's wrong right here, Tom, I got this for this my specialty. Listen to me obviously, and see I'm the only one on this show that then't ever been divorced and had to give somebody something. So now so now we are from a whole nother perspective. So see it is how y'all ain't never a head to get. Nobody know the damn thing. I can understand how you don't know the pain his ass is in with this hunting miss me? Whatever he got? Eight? Okay, well, don't take the hundred get back now you like that? Coming up next the prank phone call with the nephew right after this. You're listening morning show, coming up right about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is what will she do next? All right, we don't know, but we'll get into it in just a bit, because right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Nev? Your wife is cheating on both of us. Oh shut up? You know just the nerve of some people, you know, Oh, the gall to do this. Your wife is cheating on both of us. Let's go cat doll. Hello, I'm trying to reach Terrence. Please, who's calling? Who's this? Hey? My name is Mark. My name is Mark. How you doing, bro? I work with um with your wife, Veronica. We're on the same sales floor together. I think I met you before, but I don't know if you remember meeting me. But Um, I work at the job with Veronica, is everything on right there or what's going on? No? No, no, everything straight here at the job. Not a problem at all at the job. But I wanted to ya, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, she's all right, She's perfectly fine. Man. Um, I just I just you know, I actually, like I said, my name is Mark Man. You don't remember me, Terrence, But I just wanted to talk to you, Like I say, um, you know, I got some things on that that's been bothering me for a minute. And I you know, I just I just kind of wanted to reach out to you and you know, just kind of have like a little a little hard to hard talk with you. Man. So maybe you know, uh, you know, we can get things in a in a better position. But I just wanted I just wanted me and you to have a conversation. Wait a manne, how did you get my Veronic? Can give you my number? Or how did you get my number? That's what I'm trying to like, what's going on? I mean, I had, I had, I've had your number. I just I just I just had never reached out to you before. But like I said, though, man, this this, this has been bothering me for a minute, and I wanted to get it off my chest so you and I can try to, I guess fix this whole issue. But I just want us to see if we can fix it. You know, we'll fix the issue. What's the issue? I don't understand. I'm not following you. I don't understand what like what is the issue? So? But now you know, like I said, I went on to out talk to me. What's going on? Okay? Yeah, your wife, man is cheating on both of us, and we gotta figure out how we gotta do something about this. Man, all right? I mean, did you say she's eating on the both of us? What is cheating? She is cheating on the boat of us. Brown, It sound like you said cheating. I don't know what you Veronica. Listen to me, Terence, Veronica is cheating on both of us. You say, Veronica is cheating on me and me you know, and we gotta we gotta figure out what we're gonna do. Man. But as a husband, I gotta you gotta. I'm gonna need you to step up and get this thing in order. What you're talking about? You say Veronica is cheating? What I mean with you? No? No, she cheating on both of us with somebody else. I know, I've been noticing her going out with this, you know, going to lunch with this other cat. So I'm like, I got pissed off about it. So I said, you know what, I can't take you no more. I'm calling Terence. You're saying to me that my wife has been cheating around a job with somebody else. She cheating on both of us. Dude, I don't get what you mean if my wife has cheated on what I mean, you're calling me to tell me that she's cheating on me. I appreciate that, but I don't get what you're saying. Both of us said. I don't get that far. I don't understand what you mean. Me and Vernica been you know, kind of cool. You know, last eight months to a year, we've been, you know, pretty tight here at the job. You know what I'm saying. So listen what you mean y'all been cool? That's what I don't understand. Like, what do you mean y'all being cool? Because that's my wife. Tell me what you're talking about. Okay. All I'm saying is me and me and me and her been real cool. We've been real tight, you know, sometimes we take lunch and then you know, don't come back. That's our thing though. But you know now, you know I'm noticing. You know, she she didn't want out, you know, she didn't want to lunch a couple of time with his brother named Alan. And I'm like, okay, no, no, it ain't gonna go down like this here. You know what I'm saying, Are you my wife? Man? Hey, that's that's not why I called you. I called you my wife. That's what I want to do. I'm telling you about this dude named Alan. I need you to step up as the husband fix this. But you telling me that my wife is cheating on both of us. Didn't cheating both of us? If she's me. You're telling me that you with my wife too, that you've been messing around with my wife. That's not That's not the part I'm trying to talk about. I'm trying to talk about this dude name Alan. Man, that's what I'm trying to get out. I'm gonna get to Alan. We're gonna get to Alan. You saying that my wife. Man, it's come crazy, yo. You know what, man, I'm about to put my foot right up your because don't play those games with her. She's with me. Were messing around. We're doing this and doing that. It don't work like that. Do you understand what I'm saying? Dude, I hear what you're saying. But the beef ain't with me. The beef is with Alan. No, she messing over. She messing over both of us with Alan, dalk. I'm about to call her because right here, I'm telling Okay, hold on, bro, I just want you to deal with Alan. Are you about to stop right now? I'm at I'm at the job. Yeah, but I'm about to come up my foot. You understand me? No, I hear you. Man, Alan is the one that then blew this thing out of proportion. Dog, She messing over me. Ain't you with this here? There ain't no me and you. I don't shit. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, I hear you. You don't. You don't hear me. I don't ship that goes on over here? Okay, I do, I do. I'm just saying, you know what are you saying? Right? Leave me right now? I'm about to come up in where you at? Right now? Where are you at? I'm at the job. Where what Ronnie had I call Ronnie. I'm at the job where Ronnie at I caller Ronnie. I called the Ronnie Ronnie. I mean that's my little nickname to him. All right, but well, hold on, hold on, hold on, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie right here, she's right where she right here, right here? You want h okay, cool, man here cool? But can I tell you what she's saying. I don't want to hear what she said. I'm run the phone right now, Okay, But can I tell you what she's telling me to tell you? She ain't telling you to tell me about damn thing because the only thing that you u is my foot. Okay, okay, But but but Ronnie wants me to tell you this man. Just listen to me. Terms. She wants me to tell you that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your wife, Veronica. You know what, I don't play ball, y'all up, ball, y'all up. I'm gonna give your old school woman you are No, I'm not all right. I'm in the car and I was on my way over there, about to go to jail, messing the round with y'all. Hey, let me ask you this man, what is the baddest and I mean the baddest ray radio show in the land. You already now, come on, baby, come on, baby, come on, you wait. Your wife is cheating on both of us. Man, what is this? Come on? Where you sleeping with? You said, that's not what I calls We're talking about Alan. Okay, she's messing around on me, and you would just do name Alan? Ronnie is what I call over? Yea, the part I'm talking about, Yeah, said man. Listen, man, I step up. I need you to step up after the husband. Come on, you gotta step up and do your pa. I can't do all this, man, Okay, you want to catch me being most stupid? Catch me Martin Luther King Weekend MLKA Weekend, Jackson, Mississippi. I'm at Chuckles Comedy Club January fourteenth through the sixteenth. That's right, fourteen through sixty. The nephew will be there and then just add it to my list. Bo mont Texas, Oh my god, ain't been there in thirty years. Julie Roberts Theater on Saturday, March nineteenth to eight pm. Tickets to bable at all box office and at all Ticketmaster to outlets all right at the box office and all Ticketmaster to outlets. That's Beaumont, Texas Julie Rodgers Theater on Saturday, March nineteenth. So there you have it. The nephew back out there, Stroll twenty twenty two dot com. Thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letter, the subject what will she do next? You gotta stick around to find out. We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice and relationships on dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit your juicy, juicy strawberry letters. We want to hear from you. Submit your strawberry letters to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and just click submit Strawberry Letter. Okay, we want to hear from you. We want to help you. All right, we could be reading your letter live on the air, just like we're going to read this one right here, right now today. It could be yours. You never know, just never know. Bucking up and hold on tight. We got it for all you here. It is the Strawberry Letter, subject what will she do next? Dear Stephen Shirley I have never written into a show before, so be easy on me. I'm married to a woman that I did not date long enough. In the beginning, she told me she is very religious type of a woman because she knows I'm a preacher's kid. She wouldn't let me touch her below the waist or do anything until our wedding night. I was so into her because she said all of the right things. She cooked the foods I like, and she kept a clean house. I proposed to her last Christmas and we got married as a courthouse a week later because of COVID. She moved in and everything changed. I came home a few days a few days after our wedding and she had changed my bedroom furniture out with a bedroom set that her grandmother left for her. She said she was waiting to get married so she could get it out of storage and sleep in the same bed her grandparents conceived her mother in. That was the first inkling I had that she might have some loose fruits. Then she put Christmas lights in the trees in my front yard, and every night she lights them up, no matter what time of year it is. She leaves bedcrumbs, breadcrumbs for birds, on the back patio, and now I have bird droppings all over my nice patio furniture. There are also three stray cats that live in my backyard because she feeds them too. The worst part is that the sex that I waited for is not all of that. She drinks till she's sloppy drunk, and that's the only way she will sleep with me. Yes, the Holy Act was a front because this woman makes martini every night, and I know there's weed in the house, but I've never seen her smoke it. I am wondering what my wife will do next. I want to make this work, but I don't know if I should. Is it time to walk away from her? Wow? Well, this marriage has started off wrong already. Yeah, your wife shouldn't just change things without discussing it with you and all of that. I mean, she's no longer single. She has someone else to consider in her life. And I'm consuming I'm assuming that this furniture from her grandmother that she got out of storage and put in your room is probably old and ugly. They're old, Oh, you know that furniture old? And but the question is are you mad that she changed it? Or are you just mad? That the furniture is just ugly, because that's not the worst thing in the world. It's very inconsiderate on her part. I'll say, but do you even do you love her? I mean, what's going on here? You know, I don't see you mentioned that at all in your letter. I mean, because you guys can learn each other sexually, if that's not popping, you can learn that, you know. But if there is no love and you don't have a foundation, this is not gonna work. I mean, no matter what she does, you got to decide if these things that she's doing are deal breakers. I mean, can you live with all this craziness, the grandma's furniture, the cats in the backyard, the drinking, the bird poop on the patio set, etc. You know, you got to decide if those are deal breakers or not. You know, And if she really is crazy, that's the only thing I can say to you. You know, you got to talk to her, just like you wrote this letter to us, and just see where she is. It really doesn't sound like, I don't know you like each other very much right now. She's drinking every night Martini's and everything. She's she does have some issues. She can't get with you unless she's drunk. These are problems that you guys should have had shot before you got married. The future doesn't look bright for you guys right now. So you need to go ahead and deal with it, because it sounds like you got one foot out of the door already. Steven. Yeah, well, well, I appreciate everything you said, Sherley, nice approach to this letter and everything, but this is one of the moments while I'm gonna do what I promise to be at the beginning of the year, I'm gonna be pointed. I'm judgmental. This is what this is. This is pointed. Uh. I don't know who are we trying to play this any other way, but this right here has to happen. Uh, And so I just want to deal with it. According what will she do next? Well, what here's she doing right now? Because what's she's doing right now is everything? And I mean everything. You know, this woman right here, man off the shame with it. So now listen to me. First of all, he said, I've never written into a show before, so be easy on me. Well, first of all, let's just say it ain't nobody ever wrote into a show before. It ain't nobody ever done that? So this ain't no public service announcement, you back, no, no, no no, no, no, no, that I ain't never wrote into a show before. Who had Yeah, but you think they had wrote one before and on the show trying to help nobody but us. Secondly, so be easy on me. That's not gonna happen. Man. A woman that I didn't date long enough. In the beginning, I told you she was religious. She know your preacher's kid. She wouldn't let you touch it below the way, not into the wed night because you was into it. Because she did all the right things. She cooked food, she kept clean house. You proposed to her. Last Christmas, we got married on the courthouse a week calls it COVID. She moved in and everything changed. Now the night of the letter is what will she do next? Damn that when we come back, I'm defiting to go over the threefold things she'd have done. And my question is why is yall asked? Still? Now, let's all this letter about without all hang back, watch this hang up. See we'll have part two of your response coming up in twenty three minutes. After subject what will she do next? We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letters subject what will she do next? Well, I don't know what she gonna do next, but we're here to talk about what she did now, and so now let's just go on to get to it. She wouldn't let you touch her below the waist before you marriage. You finally marry this praise and health of and then you propose to hold Christmas calls it covid. A week lady, y'all got married, she moved in and everything changed. Well, Holmie, let's talk about what has changed. I came home a few days after I wed, and then she had changed my bedroom furniture out with the bedroom set that her grandma left for her. She says she was waiting to getting married so she could get it out of storage and sleep in the same bed her grandparents conceived her mother in. What what? What? What did you say? You want to sleep in the same bed that your grandparents conceived your mother? Even where did you get this old ass bed from? Old? Is this damn bed? All these old ass bed with bringing their carvings in it? And all this old, this slavery ass style mattress. I'll take something. See if you get in the bed that damn old that your grandparents conceived your mama in. That was before mattress technology had even struck. So now you're in here sleeping on a slave ass mattress with no technology. You know, ain't no You roll this way and the calls react to your body. You've seen all them cursed. You know Dak Prescott on the commercial postupelo sedic, you know thermogenic therapeutic. All it was none of that. All they did was take some sheets, sow them together, and stuff some damn cotton in it pocket. That's what I would the hell I would. I been at work all day and I come home and you got this old bedding ross ass mattress laying up in here, with all this harriet tubbing stuff packed in it, all these head posts with people nails dug in them from slavery where they'd bit into the headboard. Nobody wants sleep in this ragged assad. Your tight ass grandmama had your mama and them in. Who wants to do this hill this damn twelve years of slave ass bed. And I got to come home, relive all these dead people. People been tied to the headboard, and people have been flogged holding on to the bed post. My sleeping this ragged ass bed. Then she put Christmas lights in the trees in your front yard, and every light, no matter what time is, she plugged the lights up. What did you do it? You just got Christmas lights up in the tree. Then she got these bread crumbs she put out in the back patio, and now you got bird droppers all over the bread. And then to offset the amount of birds this helping, the bought these three straight cats in that live in the backyard and eat the birds. Yeah, cat kill birds. This crazy hell forgot this electric bill running up with all these There are Christmas lights in there, and it probably ain't no Christmas like. They're the big giant multicolor bub blue, yellow. Yeah, that's the ones. I hate the ones. That's real big. Each one of the bubs about the size of your thumb. I hate them damn bubs right here, everybody get them live video ass white lights. Now make your you know, look more classic. Now she got them old ass Christmas lights look like the base of your thumb. And each one of our different colors, one bub go out, and the whole damn strain got to go out, and all this and now you're sitting up in there now. We then when we do cut the lights on, we got to go back in here and get in this slavery ass bed and your damn grand mammy conceived in them. But grand mammy shouldn't have been here sleeping with all these damn old a had gowns on all this cotton in hill. Everybody ragged heads bad. You can't even fluff the mattress up everything mad. You're that that damn mattress, so flattish like sleeping on damn yoga matt You're in here with this old ass head in my gift, this old ass. We ain't got big bugs in here. We got damn bowl weavers in this damn mattress. We got cotton bowl weavers in here. Ea ass a lie in this ragged ass matress. You bought in here, some slave made old dabta death was mad to cleave us and slepping head and conceived your mama. Glad us. Nobody wants the laying here, So man look him. I don't give a damn nash that bought all these birds into the yard and back there just killing them, just bird caucuses all over the yard because them three ass tom cats is out there. You wiping out the bird population, all the bones and stuff in your yard. And you sent up and telling about what should you do? Man, this guy, this whole letter got divorced, wrote all over this was a mistake. It was a COVID mistake. You made a mistake in COVID. Man, get your ass out, don't stay with this. Help. She got to get drunk to make love to you. It ain't even good. I'll be damned now you good drunk and the sex ain't good. I don't give a damn hot man. I'm out. This is a divorce letter. Sorry, get out, all right? Hold them ghost, come up out the mathews and scare your ass morning each other. Leave us your comments on today's letter on Instagram and at Steve Harvey f m H, and check out the story letter podcast under Man. Coming up next, it is Junior with Sports Talk. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. This new Year, you may be excited about a new device or focused on your New Year's resolutions. Make sure your new devices and your resolutions include protection. Norton three sixty with Lifelot gives you device security, a VPN for online privacy, and LifeLock identity theft protection to help keep you safe. No one can prevent all cyber crime or identity theft, but you can. Cheers to a cyber safe New Year with Norton three sixty with Lifelot, save twenty five percent or more off your first year at Norton dot com. Slash Harvey Time for sports talk with Junior. What you got Junior? All right, Shirley, but let me anybody know Greensboro, North Carolina. Your favorite play cousin is Covet in town at the Comedy Zone, Jay Wary fourteenth and fifteenth many where else are two three shows one on Friday two Old Sanity. Here you go, man, Hey, Uncle, Monday Night Man. Ben Roethlisberger played his last home game in hands Feeling Pittsburgh and mendus Feelers. Man. They won over Browns twenty six to fourteen. And I know you don't like Pittsburg, but let's just take listen. With being Rotheburg had to say his last game, I'm just so thankful for the fans, my family obviously, and the Good Lord has blessed me in so many ways. We still out another game, all be excited and ready to go for that. But this is just an awesome place. Man at Hinesfield, I know you don't feel like the Browns had a very good season. Uh. You know your boy, Baker Mayfield is he won't be playing next week, so you gotta have a shance. He getting surgey this week, so he he out. I want you to know that he need a surgeon about two months ago. Can I speak freely on this subject? Go ahead, you know I'm just asking you, caller, Can I speak freely on this subject? Yeah? Man, I'm so sick of talking about Baker Mayfields ragging ass. No, No, I'm sick of it. I don't give a damn about to Cleveland brown another disappointed ass mother this season. I didn't have to sit through all the year long, had us hyped up thinking we was gonna be in the playoffs, and we ain't in. Just like every year we ain't in the playoffs, we ain't in. All we is is sitting up in here looking at these Cleveland Browns of again, wondering what the happened. I'll tell you what happened. They did like they always do. They let us down. Man. I don't give up about the Cleveland Browns called the Cleveland Browns. Don't even give a damn about the Cleveland Browns. Why would I care about whether you win the game when your ass played like you don't care how Baker Mayfield get five balls? Block that he too? What you think the people just running in flat foot? It ain't nobody jumping to knock your down. You think you that finish? Jeff, go the ball because you wanted to go over there. And damn man, here is ass should have been had surgery. I don't give it. I hope to be healthy and everything. Get it held it so we could trade his hand. I set up. We gave him all that love at NFL Honors two years ago, him, Nick Chubbing and Jarvis Landry was sitting there. I gave him all that love. Wasting my time. Man, that Cleveland Browns can kiss my hand again, just like I've had to sit and suffer what they asked since nineteen sixty four. And I thought this year, yeah, am talking about Super Bowl contended. We ain't even in the damn playoffs. This is some more bulls well man, what we gotta go? All right, more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at the top of the hour. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Have you heard of the health trend dry January as a new Year's resolution? All right? A lot of people are doing this for January, for trendy health kind just people. The start of the new year sometimes means the start of dry January. Uh. It's a month long public health campaign that encourages people to abstain from alcohol as a way to improve wellness. It's to be a way to be more healthy ultimately. So you want to go and stop reading this, right? Why let me ask you a question? Well, no, no, I'm just half a question. Okay, what do you know amongst you that's finny do this? Do you know anybody that's finny do dry ass January. I'm just saying it might be something new they might want to try. Anybody, anybody, anybody other than me on this show, willing to do dry ass January? Yeah? No drinking. Yeah, And on my birthday, I promise you I'm gonna have a cocktail and cigar. So I ain't even gonna do it anybody else. We already know the queen and Titoes ain't gonna do it. Mississippi Monica, she she she actually makes her own potatoes. She boiling potatoes and her kitchen, her country as family down in uh Mississippi and found a way to make their own vodka. So we already know that God. And then later from the letter up she not fit to do it. Even she not fit to do it. She making martinas from well, I mean Monica family in Mississippi down canning about that. They find Monica's family down in Mississippi. They boiling their own potatoes. They're making a new vodka. They don't wanna make uh titos. They're gonna have a new drink called uh missus Uh. It's called U sipper Titos. It's called sipp of Titos. It's short for Mississippi. It's called sipper Tito's. It's a new vodka that's coming out. So and then Shirley, we've been with you. Shirley was in due By and had a glass of wine with us in due Bye, and they had to carry Shirley to her room, got her ass drunk in a damn Muslim country. I said, we don't get her ass in the door somewhere, So they just have her ass in a prison some damn where. But the whole time they can her to her room, Monica dranking, carrying her to her give me your drink, Shirley, you ain't doing nothing here and call it. Took her to her room and friend, it was four thirty in the afternoon, jer her whole night down. Damn glass, Tommy, one glass of wine. They tried to lessen it by getting her to drink some white wine. Now, no, I'm gonna try this red call it. Monica went, hell, I didn't know mix it. We're gonna mix it. Hey, dog dog. I took him to lunch one day, got a golf cart, took him to lunch and to special places. Wonderful. Oh we out there balling man, we're on the beach and stuff. We have cold setting me out here. We're balling food. They're bringing it out, just restaurant bringing it out. Awesome. This her fuck order. So everybody told her give white. What your doctor said was it can't get in your blood. That's what your doctor said. Your doctor said, it can't get in your blood. Now, it's good for your blood, it's good for everybody else's blood. It can't even get in your blood, thinks her fun embassing me in January. I think I think that January Sharley gonna do dry twenty twenty two. All right, So there you go, dry January for your health. We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at twenty minutes after. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, naturally return to all sorts of products, from melatonin to weighted blankets to specialties. When we're trying to fall asleep right and get a better quality of sleep, well, if you're the person that likes to overdress for bed, you might be lessening your chances of getting a good night's sleep. The best and most simple way to encourage a RESTful eight hours or however long you can sleep well, the best way to do that is just to sleep naked, all right, sleep in your birthday suit. I've been tell you this is for you, nephew. Yeah, but now listen though. That way to blanket, though, you got to be careful because you can get your butt up on it and can't get off Monday. I've done that before. There's one of them that's too heavy yourself way to blanket. It's like, yeah, that's the real little people, Tommy, I get out Monday to day. I'm blank real some real small though. I can see that a problem from me. So I gotta can't blanket out of baby. Yeah, it says yea. It says sleeping naked helps to lwer your body's core temperature and regulate its rhythm, making it easier to fall asleep faster, to stay sleep longer, and to enjoy all the fruitful reward rewards. So there you go. Okay, I might be onto something, nephew aday. All right, we'll have more of this Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after we'll play a round of would you rather? Right after this you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here we go with another round of would you rather? Let's jump right into it. Would would you rather wear flip flops all winter? Gets cold in the wintertime? Or would you wear rather wear a turtleneck all summer flip flops all winter? Before the flop? You rather wear your feet out? No, my feet can't be cold. I just hold what what? What? What? What? What? What? It's just coming from the one person on the show that cannot get cold? Yes it is, yes yo. Hold you mean yo, little sick of sale ass. Ain't think this one out no better than that. You think that your little sick ass needs so wear it get cold if you don't put this damn turtle neck and sit your ass in that carne be still and move to Phoenix. Yeah, before we got to come down to the hospit be checking on you every other damn day talking about my brother. Have some flip flops on? No you're not. You're gonna put this turn on neck colle and get in this corner. Shut him out. The one damn person on this show that cannot get cold. He ain't got the trade, he got it. I've learned more about sick of sale from this boy right here. I'm not I support sicker sale funny win him everywhere. I've learned more about the warness of it. He does, talk me about it, and now this food set up him for the sake of a damn joke, and want to talk about on where'd you rather have on flip flops in the winter and turn the neck in the summer, I take the flip flop. Oh no, your little sick ass, Oh no, you not, mister right you put just turn the neck on and like time to say you've finn put your turn the neck onver and move your ass to Phoenix. Go ahead, thanks for clearing that one over. Yeah all right. Would you rather give up deodorant? Give deodorant be for one month or give up lotion for a month? Diodor think your ass. We're gonna give up this lotion. Damn your hands ass. Yeah, I know that's all. I just got our shower, though I ain't ric a month with no a month, don't day some day? Fo damn who you are? Old day? Hey man, Let first of all, miss plain something you got job. They're gonna put you out your church. You sun your last song at the choir on sudad cook. Once you jumped round in that hotday at row, it gonna put CHOI there's a lot of stuff gonna happen after the first week or that. No care, I think we're clear. We'll be back to close out of the show and last break of the day right after this forty nine minutes after you're listening show. All right, guys, here we are, last break of the day. It's been a great day. We've had fun on this Wednesday. Steve, you're crazy today. Hey, Oh you know what song? I was thinking about what what this morning when I woke up and I ain't heard this song? And I can't count how many years old. Take me to the water, Oh yeah, take me to the water right now, Take me to the water to be bad ties in the name Jee. And they'd had everybody put their little robes on that was getting baptized that Sunday and they come out that closet out the back down and by the ball room and walk y'all over to that pool where they was going baptized. Now, I scared to death when I was a little boy. I go down there and watch it. So you get baptized next Sunday, Steve, Mary about five eight years before I did that. I was so scared. Man, you could rarely getting baptized, but that I could not believe it, because you know, we had those swimming pools where I live. That was that was that was the biggest body of water we saw outside of Lake. I just could not see this little past on mine. He's a little too short, dipping me if he don't pick me up. All I saw was a drowning, And my mama used to make me stand there because my mom would day prayed for the people. I was scared to death watching people get baptized, man, I was, I was. It was horrifying, man, I probably I could think. I got baptized about thirteen fourteen. I finally went up there at all to call when out stairs, man got in that little raggedy little ballroom, put the little clothes on out scared to death, man got Well, you mentioned something that struck me. This has nothing to do with baptism. But I don't even know why I said that story. I just but I heard you mentioned rogue, and it made made me think of your show last night, Judge, Steve, Oh girl, so good, so good? Where you do not wear a robe, Judge, because I'm too fly for that. Why what cover up all this goodness? You know, I'm sitting up in here, man, trying to stay in shaping everything's and putting no robe on that. Plus you know, really, I know, I know, I ain't really know, Judge, I know, but you know last night was great. I don't know what the numbers are yet. Uh you know when I'm just playing about it, man, that's a success, you know. But last night was a great opening. Man. I hope y'all enjoyed, appreciate y'all watching three cases last night. That first of all, all the cases are real. They're all very very real. They all signed after David's that they have to uh abide by whatever I say, that it has to do it. And then they illegally they have to do it. They signed all the legal documents. All of these cases are vetted by ABC Legal. These are real cases and everything real people, So none of us scripted. Because you know, I was wondering about the two sisters. Yeah, and the funeral, Yeah that was real. Yeah. The sister was collecting money for her brother's funeral. Said it was gonna be about fourteen thousand. When the older sister got in town, they hadn't collected enough, so she wrote a check for six thousand, got it out the way. Okay, Well they get to the funeral and it's just some memorial service. Ain't no casket, ain't no body, ain't no nothing. She then had the brother cremate it for fourteen hundred. Now they'd have collected fourteen thousand. Yeah, what happened to the rest of them? What happened? The sister accused her getting a position and button lil and she did, Yeah, she did. Surely that was the whole thing, about the whole thing, So we had to settle that. That turned out to be crazy. Then the other case where the brother and sisters, the nicest people I've ever seen, come to court. They agreed with everything each other said. But she thought her brother had spent her five thousand dollars deposit on this front dude could make some furniture, and turned out that he didn't. He actually had the five thousand dollars and had proof he would never cheat his sister. That turned out to be a good case. But then these two neighbors that was arguing about this treat that fell in the yard. So so the Asian lady, the Asian lady, she said, doing the thing she said. I was asking her how she came up with these numbers. I said, because you know, you can't just do this right here. You can't just you know, come up with any kind of number. She said. You know, I'm agied, so I know how to do mad I just meant, wait a minute, you know I didn't say that. You said you trying to get my ass put off TV to a night. Yeah, let the record show, so you know it was interesting. Man. I want to thank everybody to watch Man Hopfull You Message Tuesday nights, eight seventh Central on ABC every Tuesday night and on Hulu. But did y'all like the show? Yeah? I loved it, loved it, loved it. That intro good looking. You're a good listener too on that show. You're a good listener because you gotta yeah hear both sides. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, Yeah, it was good. I love the fact that it's that night. I loved that. Yeah. Uh, it's a little secondier than the normal judgment. Some fight. I know it's gonna be a fight, pritty. So we're gonna see somebody. We see it in a minute. Now. What you're not gonna do is take my money. Get your butt done. Don't get your butt done? Yes, judge, Steve, Yes, congratulations big though cool. All right, y'all. So that's it. Hey, y'all, take care of yourself. Don't forget to talk to God. He love to hear from you. Let's have a great twenty twenty two. Look forward to my message tomorrow. I got a special message y'all enclosing tomorrow. Love worried y'all be for all. Steve Harvey Contests No purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey FM dot com. 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