Good morning and welcome to the ride! We have been provided with yet another opportunity to get it on, to live long, to be strong and to carry on. The Chief Love Officer got a letter from a woman who has a needy mother. Inside Church Complaints, Deacon Crazy Legs wants dance lessons and no one wants to help. Simone Biles makes history for becoming the first woman in history to land Yurchenko double pike in competition. This really is Fool #2's list of things that you should stop wearing. Steve and Tommy share with us some grilling tips just in time for Memorial Day. The fellas are asked a question. What is the dumbest thing they have believed as a kid? This Thursday, The Laugh Factory will have a tribute for the late great Paul Mooney. Today in Closing Remarks, Steve talks about how unfair life is and why.