Good morning and welcome to the ride! Y'all ain't ready for this here word play from the wordsmith of wordsmiths. Somebody clearly failed the physical attraction test according to The CLO. Potholes be causing problems for the Roller Skating Ministry and Crazy Legs 'bout to get slapped inside Church Complaints. It got real in New York! As usual, Bitterman is up to no good today. Scarface and his son are tighter than ever. Pimpin' picked it when TB set an NFL record. The crew answer a FUn question about one's iPhone. Apparently TP had Ying Yang Twins Salt Shaker playing in his backyard and a cow went with it. Today in Closing Remarks, Steve wraps up with a convo about statistics.