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Y'all know what time.

Y'all know what time.

Y'all don't know y'all all at all, So don't given them back.

Y'all don't know y'all all at all, So don't given them back.

A million bus bussy?

A million bus bussy?

Yeah listening to to.

Yeah listening to to.

I don't joy? Yeah, Joy, You don't do that?

I don't joy? Yeah, Joy, You don't do that?

Turn you.

Turn you.

Turn, you gotta turn, Well.

Turn, you gotta turn, Well.

I can't.

I can't.

I got to turn them out.

I got to turn them out.

Turn.

Turn.

I probably got to turn mouth turn.

I probably got to turn mouth turn.

The water of the mony up looking, come.

The water of the mony up looking, come.

Come out?

Come out?

You think that a huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.

You think that a huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.

You are listening to the voice, Come on now, dig me one and only Steve Harvey Man got a radio show. What God doing, y'all?

You are listening to the voice, Come on now, dig me one and only Steve Harvey Man got a radio show. What God doing, y'all?

Huh?

Huh?

What he doing? What he doing in your life? He doing something? He moving, he working. Don't lose your patience though, see I did that before. Don't lose your patience. Don't get so sick of waiting that you take matters into your own hands. Don't do that. Boy, you're blowing it. Listen to me. You're listening to somebody who's done it that way. I had a dream, I had a vision. I had some hope, I have some faith, I have some aspirations. But I got a little impatient waiting on it. So I tried a couple other things.

What he doing? What he doing in your life? He doing something? He moving, he working. Don't lose your patience though, see I did that before. Don't lose your patience. Don't get so sick of waiting that you take matters into your own hands. Don't do that. Boy, you're blowing it. Listen to me. You're listening to somebody who's done it that way. I had a dream, I had a vision. I had some hope, I have some faith, I have some aspirations. But I got a little impatient waiting on it. So I tried a couple other things.

Move it along. Boy. I can't tell you how I messed it up.

Move it along. Boy. I can't tell you how I messed it up.

Then I messed it up then, because God gave me the power of decision. What I had to do was then after I took matters into my own hand, messed it up.

Then I messed it up then, because God gave me the power of decision. What I had to do was then after I took matters into my own hand, messed it up.

Now, I guess what. He still got something fummy.

Now, I guess what. He still got something fummy.

But nah, I gotta fix all the mistakes now, I gotta straighten them out. I gotta I gotta suffer some consequences. I gotta pay for my transgressions. All of that, All of that, it's gotta go down. You can't do something wrong and not pay for it. It's just you call it, calma, call it whatever you want to call it. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction every action.

But nah, I gotta fix all the mistakes now, I gotta straighten them out. I gotta I gotta suffer some consequences. I gotta pay for my transgressions. All of that, All of that, it's gotta go down. You can't do something wrong and not pay for it. It's just you call it, calma, call it whatever you want to call it. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction every action.

If it just.

If it just.

Stays sunny all the time, you might think it's cool, but there's gonna be a reaction to it. Ain't no dark, ain't no shade, ain't no break, ain't no rain. Gonna be hard if it's just sunny all the time, vice versa. So you need you need the opposite. You need the darkness so you can get your break from that sun. You need the rain so you can nourish the roots so that sun can it can soak up the sun and get the benefit of the sun. If you don't get the opposite, you got a problem, man. And it happens throughout nature, it happens throughout your life. Don't think that you can do wrong and not have to pay for that. You think this is man. We think man, because we'd have made a decision that we think is best for us, and no matter how to affect nobody else, we got the right to make that call.

Stays sunny all the time, you might think it's cool, but there's gonna be a reaction to it. Ain't no dark, ain't no shade, ain't no break, ain't no rain. Gonna be hard if it's just sunny all the time, vice versa. So you need you need the opposite. You need the darkness so you can get your break from that sun. You need the rain so you can nourish the roots so that sun can it can soak up the sun and get the benefit of the sun. If you don't get the opposite, you got a problem, man. And it happens throughout nature, it happens throughout your life. Don't think that you can do wrong and not have to pay for that. You think this is man. We think man, because we'd have made a decision that we think is best for us, and no matter how to affect nobody else, we got the right to make that call.

No, you don't.

No, you don't.

Whoever is telling you that, whoever's misguiding you into the gang life, telling you.

Whoever is telling you that, whoever's misguiding you into the gang life, telling you.

Yeah, man, you need to be this way to be down with us. I'll tell you what.

Yeah, man, you need to be this way to be down with us. I'll tell you what.

Get yourself stuck on chuck with that gang. See how many them be there for you. Oh they'll go around the corner with you and start shooting. But look, okay, when it's time to do some time and they can lessen they sentence, you gonna get that time.

Get yourself stuck on chuck with that gang. See how many them be there for you. Oh they'll go around the corner with you and start shooting. But look, okay, when it's time to do some time and they can lessen they sentence, you gonna get that time.

They gonna point their finger dead at you.

They gonna point their finger dead at you.

I watched for eight hours all the time, man, I watch Lock Up Raw all the time, all the time, man, all the time. Ain't no real cold dudes out there, just holding to the mantra and sticking to it. Even the mob turns stateside of it, then go fed all that. Now we are now the hood. We didne created this ignorant mess called no snitching. With that ignorant mess, you don't even understand. No snitching was created by criminals as a cold of honor. If you do dirt and you get busted doing the dirt, don't bring my name up if I was with you. That's a cold of honor amongst the thieves. Now, so many code of honor thieves that then came out of prison. They ain't gotten honor. They done brought that stuff back to the street. Now that's all in the neighborhood. No snitching, No snitching, You got to be crazy. That's for people who disobey the law. That's who people have made a cold of honor amongst themselves as thieves. Hey, man, if you get busted, don't drag me down. What you just do your time. Oh man, you can't bring that stuff out here to me. I'm a law biding citizen.

I watched for eight hours all the time, man, I watch Lock Up Raw all the time, all the time, man, all the time. Ain't no real cold dudes out there, just holding to the mantra and sticking to it. Even the mob turns stateside of it, then go fed all that. Now we are now the hood. We didne created this ignorant mess called no snitching. With that ignorant mess, you don't even understand. No snitching was created by criminals as a cold of honor. If you do dirt and you get busted doing the dirt, don't bring my name up if I was with you. That's a cold of honor amongst the thieves. Now, so many code of honor thieves that then came out of prison. They ain't gotten honor. They done brought that stuff back to the street. Now that's all in the neighborhood. No snitching, No snitching, You got to be crazy. That's for people who disobey the law. That's who people have made a cold of honor amongst themselves as thieves. Hey, man, if you get busted, don't drag me down. What you just do your time. Oh man, you can't bring that stuff out here to me. I'm a law biding citizen.

Dog.

Dog.

I'm trying to live right over here, man. I don't want no crack house up street from my mama's house. I'm trying to do right out here. Man, you can't do wrong and expect wrong not to come to you. You got to make a decision every day to do right. God ain't got no protection you on dirt. You got what you got coming. You made a decision. You go down there to get some you might get got See, we got to come on. I'm talking to so many men out here right now. I should have said that in beginning, but a conversation kind of got away from me. I was gonna talk to you about something else this morning. But they're just only man. Because our communities. Man, it's just going to the pot man because it ain't nobody can about nobody else. Don't nobody care when they see the young dude over there doing wrong. Look at them, foods over the man. Go over there and talk to one of them. Pull them to the side.

I'm trying to live right over here, man. I don't want no crack house up street from my mama's house. I'm trying to do right out here. Man, you can't do wrong and expect wrong not to come to you. You got to make a decision every day to do right. God ain't got no protection you on dirt. You got what you got coming. You made a decision. You go down there to get some you might get got See, we got to come on. I'm talking to so many men out here right now. I should have said that in beginning, but a conversation kind of got away from me. I was gonna talk to you about something else this morning. But they're just only man. Because our communities. Man, it's just going to the pot man because it ain't nobody can about nobody else. Don't nobody care when they see the young dude over there doing wrong. Look at them, foods over the man. Go over there and talk to one of them. Pull them to the side.

Man.

Man.

You might not be able to approach the group, but you can approach an individual.

You might not be able to approach the group, but you can approach an individual.

Come in, young man. Let me talk to you. I saw you the other day.

Come in, young man. Let me talk to you. I saw you the other day.

Man.

Man.

You look like you got something going on in your life. What's happening with you? Let me talk to you, man, Let me share something I learned. I was doing what you was doing.

You look like you got something going on in your life. What's happening with you? Let me talk to you, man, Let me share something I learned. I was doing what you was doing.

You know.

You know.

It's like Tommy did a prank phone call one time as a limo driver, and the dude the prank was he called this limo company to ask it's this limo driver to take him to this location late at night, and the limo driver got a young business he going, yeah, okay, I got you. I don't normally work like that. But how long you need it?

It's like Tommy did a prank phone call one time as a limo driver, and the dude the prank was he called this limo company to ask it's this limo driver to take him to this location late at night, and the limo driver got a young business he going, yeah, okay, I got you. I don't normally work like that. But how long you need it?

He say? For just about an hour?

He say? For just about an hour?

He said, well, I'm gonna have to charge you for the full three though, because a three hour minimum. Tommy told him, now, I just need it for one hours. He said, okay, I'll give you a break, young man. You're trying to do something. Where you want to go? He gave an address. The man stopped writing. He said, that's a bank. He said, yeah. He said, you want to go to the bank at twelve thirty at night. He said yeah, and I'm gonna be in for a few minutes. And when I come out that bank, I need for you to flow it that to do with the limo. He stopped writing. He said, hold on, hold on, man, you want me to take you to a bank twelve thirty at night. You gonna be in there for a few minutes and you gonna come out, and you want me to flow it. He said, sir, I don't do stuff like that. He said, you got the wrong company. He said, what made you call here? He said, hey, man, don't worry about that. You a limo come to you.

He said, well, I'm gonna have to charge you for the full three though, because a three hour minimum. Tommy told him, now, I just need it for one hours. He said, okay, I'll give you a break, young man. You're trying to do something. Where you want to go? He gave an address. The man stopped writing. He said, that's a bank. He said, yeah. He said, you want to go to the bank at twelve thirty at night. He said yeah, and I'm gonna be in for a few minutes. And when I come out that bank, I need for you to flow it that to do with the limo. He stopped writing. He said, hold on, hold on, man, you want me to take you to a bank twelve thirty at night. You gonna be in there for a few minutes and you gonna come out, and you want me to flow it. He said, sir, I don't do stuff like that. He said, you got the wrong company. He said, what made you call here? He said, hey, man, don't worry about that. You a limo come to you.

Just drive.

Just drive.

He stopped and took the time out. He said, young man, let me tell you something. He said, I've been down before, I've been locked up before. It ain't pretty. He said, that's what's wrong with you young people today. Instead of going to get a job, trying to work your way, you're always looking for some fast money.

He stopped and took the time out. He said, young man, let me tell you something. He said, I've been down before, I've been locked up before. It ain't pretty. He said, that's what's wrong with you young people today. Instead of going to get a job, trying to work your way, you're always looking for some fast money.

He said, I'm gonna tell you what I already know.

He said, I'm gonna tell you what I already know.

Don't go down there messing with them people's money like that because they love that money way more than they love you, and they gonna do something to you down there.

Don't go down there messing with them people's money like that because they love that money way more than they love you, and they gonna do something to you down there.

Now, you stop this foolishness.

Now, you stop this foolishness.

And I'm not caring you know where, but I'm gonna take a little bit of time out to tell you something. Don't go down here with messing with these people's money because it ain't gonna go good. They gonna take care of their business when they come to that money. Tommy kept insisting to this man to pick him up in the limo. It was a plank phone call, but The point I'm making is the man took our time. He could have just hung the phone up. But you know what he said. He said, hold up, young man, let me.

And I'm not caring you know where, but I'm gonna take a little bit of time out to tell you something. Don't go down here with messing with these people's money because it ain't gonna go good. They gonna take care of their business when they come to that money. Tommy kept insisting to this man to pick him up in the limo. It was a plank phone call, but The point I'm making is the man took our time. He could have just hung the phone up. But you know what he said. He said, hold up, young man, let me.

Hip you to something. Because the brother had been locked up before.

Hip you to something. Because the brother had been locked up before.

He said, no, no, no, See I've done that when I was young, now almost and I'm gonna take some moment out to tell you I'm up here, working man trying to earn an honest living. I ain't going back down there because I don't. They make you eat what they want you to eat. You don't want the food. You got to get up when they say get up. You gotta stay where they say stay, live with who they say live. He said, man, you don't want that, and he just tried to talk the young man out of me. You can change a young man's mind with a conversation. A conversation can change a young man's mind. Most of these young men that are misguided ain't having conversations with real men. They just not having them. And it's up to us who know what manhood is. It's to start delivering the message. The problem that we have in our communities we can solve ourselves. It's to escalate it to a point because we who are men, won't stop on our corporate climb and our day to day making money and trying to ball out. We won't stop and grab some of these young soldiers and tell them the truth about manhood. That's the real deal. Okay, sah, I went there. I don't know where they came from.

He said, no, no, no, See I've done that when I was young, now almost and I'm gonna take some moment out to tell you I'm up here, working man trying to earn an honest living. I ain't going back down there because I don't. They make you eat what they want you to eat. You don't want the food. You got to get up when they say get up. You gotta stay where they say stay, live with who they say live. He said, man, you don't want that, and he just tried to talk the young man out of me. You can change a young man's mind with a conversation. A conversation can change a young man's mind. Most of these young men that are misguided ain't having conversations with real men. They just not having them. And it's up to us who know what manhood is. It's to start delivering the message. The problem that we have in our communities we can solve ourselves. It's to escalate it to a point because we who are men, won't stop on our corporate climb and our day to day making money and trying to ball out. We won't stop and grab some of these young soldiers and tell them the truth about manhood. That's the real deal. Okay, sah, I went there. I don't know where they came from.

Your listenings to the Steve Harvey Morning, shall.

Your listenings to the Steve Harvey Morning, shall.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, let me have your divided attention. This is my very wide opening for the morning. Want you to have a great time. Come on to join in with us. Put your hand on somebody's back and say hey, I love you, and allow them to say I love you, and together we can have love in this world, and this world will have more love. Yeah, but that ain't working right now, so welcome to the steat.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, let me have your divided attention. This is my very wide opening for the morning. Want you to have a great time. Come on to join in with us. Put your hand on somebody's back and say hey, I love you, and allow them to say I love you, and together we can have love in this world, and this world will have more love. Yeah, but that ain't working right now, so welcome to the steat.

See where you get that from. I don't know.

See where you get that from. I don't know.

Just came to me, thought i'd do it. Ain't no need of doing the same thing. It's a new day, new chance, new opportunity. Man, Let's make the best of it.

Just came to me, thought i'd do it. Ain't no need of doing the same thing. It's a new day, new chance, new opportunity. Man, Let's make the best of it.

God is good. Yeah, years, man.

God is good. Yeah, years, man.

Gratitude affects your altitude all the time, but it's brought on by your attitude.

Gratitude affects your altitude all the time, but it's brought on by your attitude.

You got to get it together.

You got to get it together.

Baby, that's the world we live in today, Shearlon Strawberry calling for real my out of the South junior boy and my man myself.

Baby, that's the world we live in today, Shearlon Strawberry calling for real my out of the South junior boy and my man myself.

Yeah, happened to me.

Yeah, happened to me.

I like that. See like you know what I mean.

I like that. See like you know what I mean.

Sometimes they because they ain't got no.

Sometimes they because they ain't got no.

Cheerleader chick for yourself. Yeah, clap it up for you. So sometimes you gotta clap it up for yourself.

Cheerleader chick for yourself. Yeah, clap it up for you. So sometimes you gotta clap it up for yourself.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like Snoop Dogg said, I want to thank you. I want to thank me last, but not least.

Like Snoop Dogg said, I want to thank you. I want to thank me last, but not least.

I want to think me. Believe in yourself, love yourself.

I want to think me. Believe in yourself, love yourself.

Yeah. So Ju, what's on your mind today?

Yeah. So Ju, what's on your mind today?

I just said, are you feeling pretty good today?

I just said, are you feeling pretty good today?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah, I am.

Yeah, I am.

You sound good?

You sound good?

I feel good? You know, whatever it is, whatever it is.

I feel good? You know, whatever it is, whatever it is.

You know, some days have some few more challenges in it than others, and.

You know, some days have some few more challenges in it than others, and.

But I survived all of them so far.

But I survived all of them so far.

This too shall pass, that's for sure, and I'm expecting great things to happen in my life. Man, gratitude check yesterday, I really did have to do a gratitude check because what I found out was as humans and I myself guilty of this often in my quest to do better and be better, in my quest to accomplish the next level and reach for more goals and get higher and higher. I sometimes forget to have the right level of gratitude for where I am. And if you pursue the quest wholeheartedly with everything that's in you, and it's constantly grind, grind, go, go, go, go go, you will humanly forget to say thank you and be grateful for where you are.

This too shall pass, that's for sure, and I'm expecting great things to happen in my life. Man, gratitude check yesterday, I really did have to do a gratitude check because what I found out was as humans and I myself guilty of this often in my quest to do better and be better, in my quest to accomplish the next level and reach for more goals and get higher and higher. I sometimes forget to have the right level of gratitude for where I am. And if you pursue the quest wholeheartedly with everything that's in you, and it's constantly grind, grind, go, go, go, go go, you will humanly forget to say thank you and be grateful for where you are.

And now you've negated your.

And now you've negated your.

Opportunity, Steve Harvey for further advancement, because God, in his infinite wisdom and supreme judgment, he's thinking, well, if he ain't grateful for this, ain't no need of me over burdening him with more. Or if you're complaining about your present condition, be also saying maybe I don't need to put no more on them because this is causing so much stress and problems. You know, Biggie said, more money, more problems. But if you focus so much on the problems, then maybe God won't give you mold because.

Opportunity, Steve Harvey for further advancement, because God, in his infinite wisdom and supreme judgment, he's thinking, well, if he ain't grateful for this, ain't no need of me over burdening him with more. Or if you're complaining about your present condition, be also saying maybe I don't need to put no more on them because this is causing so much stress and problems. You know, Biggie said, more money, more problems. But if you focus so much on the problems, then maybe God won't give you mold because.

He already know you already complaining about this?

He already know you already complaining about this?

Right, all right, something to ask you?

Right, all right, something to ask you?

Look at God, I'll do all right.

Look at God, I'll do all right.

Church complaints coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Church complaints coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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All right, ladies and gentlemen, it is Monday, the day after Sunday. It is time for church complaints with Reverend Motown and Deacon death Jam.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, it is Monday, the day after Sunday. It is time for church complaints with Reverend Motown and Deacon death Jam.

Here we go, we gavel on this path Kituus day as we memorialize the reconciliation of the fact that church complaints is done.

Here we go, we gavel on this path Kituus day as we memorialize the reconciliation of the fact that church complaints is done.

On a Monday.

On a Monday.

Yeah, we.

Yeah, we.

Dobiesly we were do be I a sleep recognized. This is the bitter faction. Oh, stop recollection and dubiasification. Do the complained Lord. Sorry, alright, it's all right. Let us begin with uh church complaints all on Monday.

Dobiesly we were do be I a sleep recognized. This is the bitter faction. Oh, stop recollection and dubiasification. Do the complained Lord. Sorry, alright, it's all right. Let us begin with uh church complaints all on Monday.

Yes, sir, all right, pastor, we got a problem. Brother chamber is having a problem. Every time he is liquid pouring or running, he starts to pee on himself. If he's pumping gas, he start paying. If he turned on the water on the sink, he starts paying. Now what else happened is you poured a glass of water during the sermon eye yesterday and of course he started pa So everybody on the pill got well. You know, so they they want you to put by the Chambers out the church.

Yes, sir, all right, pastor, we got a problem. Brother chamber is having a problem. Every time he is liquid pouring or running, he starts to pee on himself. If he's pumping gas, he start paying. If he turned on the water on the sink, he starts paying. Now what else happened is you poured a glass of water during the sermon eye yesterday and of course he started pa So everybody on the pill got well. You know, so they they want you to put by the Chambers out the church.

It's up to year out.

It's up to year out.

I'm not going to do that because, unbeknownst to many, I have the same problem.

I'm not going to do that because, unbeknownst to many, I have the same problem.

As Brother Chambers.

As Brother Chambers.

When I play golf and it's a waterfall, I have to go pick. When I play golf, if I hit the ball in the water, the splash sound causes me to year in me. If I pass by the beverage cart and the little white girl is pouring a drink.

When I play golf and it's a waterfall, I have to go pick. When I play golf, if I hit the ball in the water, the splash sound causes me to year in me. If I pass by the beverage cart and the little white girl is pouring a drink.

For somebody, I have to go peet.

For somebody, I have to go peet.

That is why I wear the same long dark robe every Sunday.

That is why I wear the same long dark robe every Sunday.

He you may have, I an't leave here. I so leave Brother Chambers alone.

He you may have, I an't leave here. I so leave Brother Chambers alone.

And when Brother Chambers figure out how to stop it, somebody let me know I can stop too, and refuse to wear a dependent refuse. That's a lot of back you out even now, let's have a McDonald's cook take to my thigh.

And when Brother Chambers figure out how to stop it, somebody let me know I can stop too, and refuse to wear a dependent refuse. That's a lot of back you out even now, let's have a McDonald's cook take to my thigh.

Ma'am, the big gulp or whatever.

Ma'am, the big gulp or whatever.

Supicide, supicide, all.

Supicide, supicide, all.

Right, pastor our here's another situation. Our scooter members, I ask him for a charging section. They've been running out of power. Now we didn't know it, but Sister George Guildry was stuck on the side of the church and didn't nobody know it till Sunday night. So they ask him for a charging section for the scooters or we're not gonna be able to invest in that.

Right, pastor our here's another situation. Our scooter members, I ask him for a charging section. They've been running out of power. Now we didn't know it, but Sister George Guildry was stuck on the side of the church and didn't nobody know it till Sunday night. So they ask him for a charging section for the scooters or we're not gonna be able to invest in that.

I've told the people. Most of them come here and run their battery down. Shouting. You're riding around in the circle at the church is not praizy. Going fast and backing up is not praise dancing. Now you up in the front, just back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. You're running your battery down in the hobble round and we're not gonna have a charging station for it.

I've told the people. Most of them come here and run their battery down. Shouting. You're riding around in the circle at the church is not praizy. Going fast and backing up is not praise dancing. Now you up in the front, just back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. You're running your battery down in the hobble round and we're not gonna have a charging station for it.

That is not praise dancing.

That is not praise dancing.

I told y'all to take all the ones in hove around off the dance praise dance team, spinning in a circle, going forward, being back and up, come halfway down the high.

I told y'all to take all the ones in hove around off the dance praise dance team, spinning in a circle, going forward, being back and up, come halfway down the high.

Then you holler.

Then you holler.

Then drive all the way around two lefts and holler that ain't that ain't what that is?

Then drive all the way around two lefts and holler that ain't that ain't what that is?

Praise on your feet.

Praise on your feet.

All right, throwing them hubble rounds and reverse all faster and stuff. All these gears. You hear them gears changing, gears changing. Okay, that't charge in the station, and they're not gonna have it. All right, You're gonna have to do something with this boy now I left. You know, he's a computer gear. He didn't hacked in the sister darns phase. Hearing aid and it's playing Lil Wayne sounds doing service.

All right, throwing them hubble rounds and reverse all faster and stuff. All these gears. You hear them gears changing, gears changing. Okay, that't charge in the station, and they're not gonna have it. All right, You're gonna have to do something with this boy now I left. You know, he's a computer gear. He didn't hacked in the sister darns phase. Hearing aid and it's playing Lil Wayne sounds doing service.

That's why she be cussing. What should we do with this boy? So I think that I'm not gonna discourage that boy. That boy run to be something.

That's why she be cussing. What should we do with this boy? So I think that I'm not gonna discourage that boy. That boy run to be something.

Criminal.

Criminal.

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I like that. Get word of hearing the age so I can hear what or she's hearing we we.

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A what?

Because I've always wondered what she was saying, we we we.

Because I've always wondered what she was saying, we we we.

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We all right, nothing telling my hust be something to the mustard. That's why Ketske stopped cussing. I was wondering what that way lou Wayne.

Yeah, all right, now this is a serious situation. This is a really a police matter, Pastor, but I don't know what you want to do with it. I sister Jazzmine ribbed a bank butt naked and got away with it because no one I saw her face. They were all looking at well, you know, but two of our members were in the bank when she robbed it, and they want you to try to help them get their money back.

Yeah, all right, now this is a serious situation. This is a really a police matter, Pastor, but I don't know what you want to do with it. I sister Jazzmine ribbed a bank butt naked and got away with it because no one I saw her face. They were all looking at well, you know, but two of our members were in the bank when she robbed it, and they want you to try to help them get their money back.

You say she was button nicked, Deacon, She was butt naked when she robbed the bank.

You say she was button nicked, Deacon, She was butt naked when she robbed the bank.

The Jasmine was nicked. Yes, yes, she her mercy, oh the god, and no one saw her face pass I know, I know that's right.

The Jasmine was nicked. Yes, yes, she her mercy, oh the god, and no one saw her face pass I know, I know that's right.

Yeah, she's been coming here for four years and I haven't seen her face.

Yeah, she's been coming here for four years and I haven't seen her face.

Glory glory.

Glory glory.

Yeah, I've never seen anybody put a whole new meaning to the term little black dress. Lord her mercy, you know, I've never I don't have much such of a criminal record anymore, so I'm not on probation. So if she needs a place.

Yeah, I've never seen anybody put a whole new meaning to the term little black dress. Lord her mercy, you know, I've never I don't have much such of a criminal record anymore, so I'm not on probation. So if she needs a place.

To hide out, I have you even survive aiating in a bidding for sure?

To hide out, I have you even survive aiating in a bidding for sure?

If you them okay.

If you them okay.

At my place, we can blow over.

At my place, we can blow over.

Coming up next.

Coming up next.

We don't know if that's it is as the.

We don't know if that's it is as the.

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We call him the Close.

We call him the Close.

Steve Harvey Shateria in Memphis writes, I have been dating a younger man for four months, and he's been using my car to go to work because I've worked from home.

Steve Harvey Shateria in Memphis writes, I have been dating a younger man for four months, and he's been using my car to go to work because I've worked from home.

Now.

Now.

I had a doctor's appointment yesterday, so I told him to call his mama for a ride. His mama called me and said, I'm only four years younger than her, So I'm his mama now and I need to take care of his needs. Would I be out of blind to curse her out?

I had a doctor's appointment yesterday, so I told him to call his mama for a ride. His mama called me and said, I'm only four years younger than her, So I'm his mama now and I need to take care of his needs. Would I be out of blind to curse her out?

What?

What?

Well?

Well?

First of all, let's talk about a couple of things that I noticed, Shateria, This man, you Dayton, got to be young because your name is Shatiria, and I don't know nobody named Shatria that was born in the seventies, So I'm assuming that you are a young mother yourself. Now you the one in here and rob this crackling. You're dating this little damn baby that just now got off his bicycle. So he ain't even got a car. Now you letting him use your car. You told him you got to go to the doctor because you got some medical complications. He can't do that. And then you told him using mama's car, his mama's car.

First of all, let's talk about a couple of things that I noticed, Shateria, This man, you Dayton, got to be young because your name is Shatiria, and I don't know nobody named Shatria that was born in the seventies, So I'm assuming that you are a young mother yourself. Now you the one in here and rob this crackling. You're dating this little damn baby that just now got off his bicycle. So he ain't even got a car. Now you letting him use your car. You told him you got to go to the doctor because you got some medical complications. He can't do that. And then you told him using mama's car, his mama's car.

Would I be.

Would I be.

Wrong for cussing her out or kicking hotel? What are you doing? This is your fault. The fact that his mama can call you, The fact that you had him call his mama says you're in the wrong relationship. Shitteria. That rhymes with cafeteria. And that's where we have the problem at right there. Your name, your age, and this damn baby you done picked up and moved around in here to your house that don't have a car. Bad selection it ain't his mama it's the boy you selected to be your man.

Wrong for cussing her out or kicking hotel? What are you doing? This is your fault. The fact that his mama can call you, The fact that you had him call his mama says you're in the wrong relationship. Shitteria. That rhymes with cafeteria. And that's where we have the problem at right there. Your name, your age, and this damn baby you done picked up and moved around in here to your house that don't have a car. Bad selection it ain't his mama it's the boy you selected to be your man.

Yeah, there's your problem. Next question, all right.

Yeah, there's your problem. Next question, all right.

Moving on to Tay in Ohio.

Moving on to Tay in Ohio.

Tay says, I'm a twenty two year old student and I'm dating a black guy that is giving me grief because he's very friendly. He feels like he has to show the black girls on campus a lot of attention or they'll hate him for dating outside of his race. One of the girls can't stand me, and she's always talking slick to me. Should I pull her aside to see what the problem is? Or do I keep ignoring her?

Tay says, I'm a twenty two year old student and I'm dating a black guy that is giving me grief because he's very friendly. He feels like he has to show the black girls on campus a lot of attention or they'll hate him for dating outside of his race. One of the girls can't stand me, and she's always talking slick to me. Should I pull her aside to see what the problem is? Or do I keep ignoring her?

Like he said to well.

Like he said to well.

Let me let me give you, Let me let me say something to you.

Let me let me give you, Let me let me say something to you.

Now when you pull her to the side. I just want you to understand that ain't the n delviy live culturally.

Now when you pull her to the side. I just want you to understand that ain't the n delviy live culturally.

Once you pull them to the.

Once you pull them to the.

Side and start addressing it, you finna get way molding you bought. Now the dude has told you to ignore it. You could ignore it, but I understand the position he's in. He gives them extra attention so they don't hate him.

Side and start addressing it, you finna get way molding you bought. Now the dude has told you to ignore it. You could ignore it, but I understand the position he's in. He gives them extra attention so they don't hate him.

Look, are you enjoying this relationship?

Look, are you enjoying this relationship?

Sounds lady?

Sounds lady?

It don't sound like she is to me. It's pretty much with this you don't like the pressure, you don't like what come with it. And he's not coping with it real good either because he feel in some kind of way. But now, let me explain something to you. Don't pull that black girl to the side.

It don't sound like she is to me. It's pretty much with this you don't like the pressure, you don't like what come with it. And he's not coping with it real good either because he feel in some kind of way. But now, let me explain something to you. Don't pull that black girl to the side.

That's your point.

That's your point.

Don't do that. Don't do that, sister, Heyby girl, listen to me, Listen to Uncle Steve. Don't pull that black girl to the side, because it ain't gonna go nothing like you think. You're not gonna believe her damn reaction. First of all, if you literally tap her on the alboy and say come over here for a minue, let me talk to you, not just don't do that.

Don't do that. Don't do that, sister, Heyby girl, listen to me, Listen to Uncle Steve. Don't pull that black girl to the side, because it ain't gonna go nothing like you think. You're not gonna believe her damn reaction. First of all, if you literally tap her on the alboy and say come over here for a minue, let me talk to you, not just don't do that.

Don't.

Don't.

First, it's gonna be a pause and hesitation, the disbelief that you were addressing her. But if all the black women you don't point you're gonna picked out her is the one you gonna check her. I can't even tell you how that's fit to go now. I don't know if you're a cheerleader. I don't know if he an athlete. I don't know if you're on a debate team. I don't know what you own. But do not grab Shiteria Junior and pull her to the side.

First, it's gonna be a pause and hesitation, the disbelief that you were addressing her. But if all the black women you don't point you're gonna picked out her is the one you gonna check her. I can't even tell you how that's fit to go now. I don't know if you're a cheerleader. I don't know if he an athlete. I don't know if you're on a debate team. I don't know what you own. But do not grab Shiteria Junior and pull her to the side.

This is not him.

This is not him.

Yeah, do not do that. It's not going to go.

Yeah, do not do that. It's not going to go.

Thank you, CeeLo Monique and Tyler town says. My husband and I had a card party over the weekend and his best buddy got drunk and slept on our floor all night. He also urinated on himself and he had on dark jeans. So my carpet is ruined in that spot. My husband and didn't want to make a big deal out of it and embarrass him. So we have to pay to have our carpet replaced. Shouldn't he make his buddy pay for this?

Thank you, CeeLo Monique and Tyler town says. My husband and I had a card party over the weekend and his best buddy got drunk and slept on our floor all night. He also urinated on himself and he had on dark jeans. So my carpet is ruined in that spot. My husband and didn't want to make a big deal out of it and embarrass him. So we have to pay to have our carpet replaced. Shouldn't he make his buddy pay for this?

You just so drunk you then fell asleep on the floor and peede on yourself. I mean he could go to him and say, hey, man, look here's a problem, and you was at the house.

You just so drunk you then fell asleep on the floor and peede on yourself. I mean he could go to him and say, hey, man, look here's a problem, and you was at the house.

You got drunk.

You got drunk.

I know you couldn't help it, but you laid the floor and you peed on yourself. Now my wife got to replace the coppet. Man, can you give us a little something on it?

I know you couldn't help it, but you laid the floor and you peed on yourself. Now my wife got to replace the coppet. Man, can you give us a little something on it?

You know you should offer at that point.

You know you should offer at that point.

Well, he not because he gonna swear him down. He gonna swear him down. He ain't peede on himself. Who you know if in the volunteer that was that wasn't flow. No, that was a bill. You think I peed on myself? Now that's bier. I laid in the bill. I saw the bill. I might knock the cup over. I give you a couple of honey. You're not going into it here, grown no, hell no, hell no, it ain't nowhere. And he ain't laying that any You can't prove he pre don no, no, no, no, no, hold up, hold on, bro, So you're gonna.

Well, he not because he gonna swear him down. He gonna swear him down. He ain't peede on himself. Who you know if in the volunteer that was that wasn't flow. No, that was a bill. You think I peed on myself? Now that's bier. I laid in the bill. I saw the bill. I might knock the cup over. I give you a couple of honey. You're not going into it here, grown no, hell no, hell no, it ain't nowhere. And he ain't laying that any You can't prove he pre don no, no, no, no, no, hold up, hold on, bro, So you're gonna.

Come to me with that? Yeah, we got pictures. Hold up, dog, did you see me pee.

Come to me with that? Yeah, we got pictures. Hold up, dog, did you see me pee.

Ya on my phone?

Ya on my phone?

Yeah? Now hold up on who phone? Hold up? So your girl take a picture of me peeing? Get turned. Yeah, you gotta find somebody.

Yeah? Now hold up on who phone? Hold up? So your girl take a picture of me peeing? Get turned. Yeah, you gotta find somebody.

He wasn't at home.

He wasn't at home.

I mean he could mention it to him, but it's he the dude gonna deny it and stopping him. Card party and stop letting people sleep on your floor overnight.

I mean he could mention it to him, but it's he the dude gonna deny it and stopping him. Card party and stop letting people sleep on your floor overnight.

Stop doing that, all right? Send his ass home, pee on his own floor.

Stop doing that, all right? Send his ass home, pee on his own floor.

The smell in that house, all right.

The smell in that house, all right.

Moving on to Stephanie in La Stephanie says, I'm in my mid forties and I can't function without having sex at least four times a week. I work long days, so it's hard for me to meet a good man, to meet good men, and I end up tensed up all night and can't fall asleep. My neighbor has always been an option, but I don't want to be intimate with someone in my building. What's the worst that could happen? Should I go ahead and invite him over?

Moving on to Stephanie in La Stephanie says, I'm in my mid forties and I can't function without having sex at least four times a week. I work long days, so it's hard for me to meet a good man, to meet good men, and I end up tensed up all night and can't fall asleep. My neighbor has always been an option, but I don't want to be intimate with someone in my building. What's the worst that could happen? Should I go ahead and invite him over?

I don't feel I don't.

I don't feel I don't.

Care what you do. I really don't. This ain't a love question, just a lost question. He's thirsty. You in your forties. You gotta have sex full times a week. Yeah, you know what gots to you and your forties and you have to have sex full times a week.

Care what you do. I really don't. This ain't a love question, just a lost question. He's thirsty. You in your forties. You gotta have sex full times a week. Yeah, you know what gots to you and your forties and you have to have sex full times a week.

Okay, we'll go ahead and have it.

Okay, we'll go ahead and have it.

No, no, if you have to go ahead, what you want me to tell you?

No, no, if you have to go ahead, what you want me to tell you?

Now?

Now?

Your neighbor.

Your neighbor.

You don't want to sleep with him because he's your neighbor who's been.

You don't want to sleep with him because he's your neighbor who's been.

Doing the four times a week for you up to now?

Doing the four times a week for you up to now?

Wow?

Wow?

That far.

That far.

See.

See.

What I think is, you gots to have sex four times a week. Your problem is you can't find nobody want to have.

What I think is, you gots to have sex four times a week. Your problem is you can't find nobody want to have.

Sex you full times a week. That's your real problem.

Sex you full times a week. That's your real problem.

That's what she said.

That's what she said.

Yeah, all right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this, Hey.

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All right, here we go Steve to Boysmails we go eight seven seven twenty nine.

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Steve. This one's from an inspirational caller.

Steve. This one's from an inspirational caller.

Let's just say, hey, mister Steve Harvey, you have been an inspiration and I want to say thank you.

Let's just say, hey, mister Steve Harvey, you have been an inspiration and I want to say thank you.

I leaped off that cliff, I took the late of faith.

I leaped off that cliff, I took the late of faith.

I went out there.

I went out there.

I had a job that I was going to be making one hundred and fifty thousand a year. I quit that job to go out there to be an entrepreneur. In two thousand and nine, my dad passed away on January thirty first, two weeks later. I heard your voice for the first time on the Morning Inspiration and you have inspired me since then, and I just want to say thank you.

I had a job that I was going to be making one hundred and fifty thousand a year. I quit that job to go out there to be an entrepreneur. In two thousand and nine, my dad passed away on January thirty first, two weeks later. I heard your voice for the first time on the Morning Inspiration and you have inspired me since then, and I just want to say thank you.

I heard you, big bro.

I heard you, big bro.

I heard you a million times a million. You said, think bigger than what anything, that only God can be able to give you the answer to it a million times a million. I would love to share that with you one day, and it's.

I heard you a million times a million. You said, think bigger than what anything, that only God can be able to give you the answer to it a million times a million. I would love to share that with you one day, and it's.

All in the house.

All in the house.

Thank you, man.

Thank you, man.

Thank you.

Thank you.

People hear you. They love you theay out here, they listening. It's a lot of us.

People hear you. They love you theay out here, they listening. It's a lot of us.

Who've taken that leap of faith and we on that path because once you got a million entrepreneurs where it's a million dollars each, that's the trillion dollars and.

Who've taken that leap of faith and we on that path because once you got a million entrepreneurs where it's a million dollars each, that's the trillion dollars and.

We can do it. Love you, big bro.

We can do it. Love you, big bro.

Thank you again, mister Steve Harvey.

Thank you again, mister Steve Harvey.

You are the.

You are the.

Man if you reach people. There.

Man if you reach people. There.

Yeah, that was that was that was powerful. I appreciate that man from the bottom of my heart. That's that. But you know what that's that. That's God's grace man. I mean you, you can't cut a deal for it. God just gives it to you. And he Didne gave me the desires of my heart so many times and and upped it. He'd have took the desires of my heart and put some grace on it to got me. Well I ain't. I ain't even asked for that. And look up and got that too. Yeah, got another one, Charlie.

Yeah, that was that was that was powerful. I appreciate that man from the bottom of my heart. That's that. But you know what that's that. That's God's grace man. I mean you, you can't cut a deal for it. God just gives it to you. And he Didne gave me the desires of my heart so many times and and upped it. He'd have took the desires of my heart and put some grace on it to got me. Well I ain't. I ain't even asked for that. And look up and got that too. Yeah, got another one, Charlie.

All right, more voicemail, Steve.

All right, more voicemail, Steve.

This is Remember you do the closing remarks about haters.

This is Remember you do the closing remarks about haters.

Drop the mic. Let's go, Steve.

Drop the mic. Let's go, Steve.

I listened to you just Saturday. Your closing remarks the most beautiful words I have heard in a long time. You may say dropped the mic. You should have dropped the mic that time, because you really let your haters know that it's all about them, because God used them to put you where you are, to show you where you had to go. Because I believe it. It had not been to them hating on you. It might not have cled his heart, but you did. You got it, and you're moving on and you got You're awesome. I love you mine.

I listened to you just Saturday. Your closing remarks the most beautiful words I have heard in a long time. You may say dropped the mic. You should have dropped the mic that time, because you really let your haters know that it's all about them, because God used them to put you where you are, to show you where you had to go. Because I believe it. It had not been to them hating on you. It might not have cled his heart, but you did. You got it, and you're moving on and you got You're awesome. I love you mine.

And you know what, man, I was just about to say, I want to change the hater closing remarks. I want I want to redo it because I wanted to add some more to it because I've been thinking about it, because it's really one of my favorite closing remarks.

And you know what, man, I was just about to say, I want to change the hater closing remarks. I want I want to redo it because I wanted to add some more to it because I've been thinking about it, because it's really one of my favorite closing remarks.

It was very because.

It was very because.

I just because it really opened up my heart man, because I was I was handling these haters wrong. And then God just started exposing to me. No, listen to me, man, you need them. Let me show you what I did. And he just revealed it to me one morning I was meditating. He said, every time they did this to you, it calls this. I want to just show you something, and I really started looking at it. Man, and like the lady said, they didn't know, man, But they made me work harder, they made me focused, they made me dry. But the biggest gift haters gave me they pushed me up under the wings of my heavenly father, Amen, and tucked me under that. A man like I was thinking, Man, you know what I actually thought. For the people who actually kicked me and thought they was kicking me off to the cliff, kicking me off the cliff, they actually were just kicking me into my Lord and save his arms. That's all they did, man, When they laughed about me behind my back, they just made me strong.

I just because it really opened up my heart man, because I was I was handling these haters wrong. And then God just started exposing to me. No, listen to me, man, you need them. Let me show you what I did. And he just revealed it to me one morning I was meditating. He said, every time they did this to you, it calls this. I want to just show you something, and I really started looking at it. Man, and like the lady said, they didn't know, man, But they made me work harder, they made me focused, they made me dry. But the biggest gift haters gave me they pushed me up under the wings of my heavenly father, Amen, and tucked me under that. A man like I was thinking, Man, you know what I actually thought. For the people who actually kicked me and thought they was kicking me off to the cliff, kicking me off the cliff, they actually were just kicking me into my Lord and save his arms. That's all they did, man, When they laughed about me behind my back, they just made me strong.

You know.

You know.

The one thing, man, that kind of the only thing that really bothered me about haters was dudes in the barbershop. That's the one that bothers me the most because I've always prided myself on being a man's man, and I know I am because there's not a man living who knows who don't know that about me. I mean, if you know me, you know that about me, then I'm a man's man. I made lie of mistakes with females who ain't, but when it comes to brotherhood, manhood or I was locked in on that thing right there, and I'm really really good at that.

The one thing, man, that kind of the only thing that really bothered me about haters was dudes in the barbershop. That's the one that bothers me the most because I've always prided myself on being a man's man, and I know I am because there's not a man living who knows who don't know that about me. I mean, if you know me, you know that about me, then I'm a man's man. I made lie of mistakes with females who ain't, but when it comes to brotherhood, manhood or I was locked in on that thing right there, and I'm really really good at that.

I'm an expert at it.

I'm an expert at it.

So when brothers in the barbershop be talking about me because they ain't got all the facts or they'd have jumped off the bandwagon, you know, man, that really kind of bothered me because I go, damn dog, y'all too, because I'm a man's man. If you meet me as a man and you don't like me, I'm telling you, man, really, it's because it's something wrong with you, dog, because really, as a man, really, bruh, you really? You come on, man, you can't meet me and not know that I'm that dude right there. But now, even though the brothers in the barbershop bothered me, the brothers in the barbershop helped me out too, because a lot of them cats in the barbershop was really cats that I thought I was cool with. And that was the other purpose of the haters too, so I could stop thinking somebody was really alright with me and they really wasn't. Because you know, sometimes man, it's just important to know who they are. It's important to know who people really are in your life, and you got to have certain circumstances to bring that about so you can now know the truth about them. But it ain't everybody right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh man, I got some great dudes in the barber Yeah, it's some great dudes in the barbershop that love me, that have defend me, that a.

So when brothers in the barbershop be talking about me because they ain't got all the facts or they'd have jumped off the bandwagon, you know, man, that really kind of bothered me because I go, damn dog, y'all too, because I'm a man's man. If you meet me as a man and you don't like me, I'm telling you, man, really, it's because it's something wrong with you, dog, because really, as a man, really, bruh, you really? You come on, man, you can't meet me and not know that I'm that dude right there. But now, even though the brothers in the barbershop bothered me, the brothers in the barbershop helped me out too, because a lot of them cats in the barbershop was really cats that I thought I was cool with. And that was the other purpose of the haters too, so I could stop thinking somebody was really alright with me and they really wasn't. Because you know, sometimes man, it's just important to know who they are. It's important to know who people really are in your life, and you got to have certain circumstances to bring that about so you can now know the truth about them. But it ain't everybody right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh man, I got some great dudes in the barber Yeah, it's some great dudes in the barbershop that love me, that have defend me, that a.

Stand up for me.

Stand up for me.

But here come them cats in there and just you know, want to jump on the bad wagon. You know, trolls is everywhere. I appreciate the brothers that defend me, that say, hey man, that ain't how that dude is. Y'all don't know how it is. So I appreciate it. Go both ways.

But here come them cats in there and just you know, want to jump on the bad wagon. You know, trolls is everywhere. I appreciate the brothers that defend me, that say, hey man, that ain't how that dude is. Y'all don't know how it is. So I appreciate it. Go both ways.

But thank y'all, man, from bottom of my heart, thank y'all.

But thank y'all, man, from bottom of my heart, thank y'all.

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All right, guys, it is time for a round of would you rather all?

All right, guys, it is time for a round of would you rather all?

Right, here we go?

Right, here we go?

Would you rather think about this one? Would you rather live on the beach? Okay? Or would you rather live in a in.

Would you rather think about this one? Would you rather live on the beach? Okay? Or would you rather live in a in.

The woods, on the beach, on the beach.

The woods, on the beach, on the beach.

On the beach, or a cabin in the woods?

On the beach, or a cabin in the woods?

Black people don't do cabin in the woods. That ain't really what we do.

Black people don't do cabin in the woods. That ain't really what we do.

Do They do beaches?

Do They do beaches?

We do beaches. And may ask you a question, do you have a house on the beach?

We do beaches. And may ask you a question, do you have a house on the beach?

You just out on the sne.

You just out on the sne.

It's just out here on playing survival. I can't we have a hog woods.

It's just out here on playing survival. I can't we have a hog woods.

You can have a you can have a little house on the beach.

You can have a you can have a little house on the beach.

Wait, Walliam, and I don't want a little house or a beautiful cabin in the woods.

Wait, Walliam, and I don't want a little house or a beautiful cabin in the woods.

A little house on the beach, or a beautiful cabin.

A little house on the beach, or a beautiful cabin.

In the oh well, I might have to go to the woods.

In the oh well, I might have to go to the woods.

You have to do it. Take that beautiful cabin in that woods.

You have to do it. Take that beautiful cabin in that woods.

A beautiful cabin in the woods, or a little house on the beach.

A beautiful cabin in the woods, or a little house on the beach.

I couldn't have them trees down in the wood though, I need to. I got to be a sick.

I couldn't have them trees down in the wood though, I need to. I got to be a sick.

I got to need a little bit of I need a little clear before you walk up to the house because the wool, I can't walk outside and all us on the back porch.

I got to need a little bit of I need a little clear before you walk up to the house because the wool, I can't walk outside and all us on the back porch.

Exactly the beach.

Exactly the beach.

You can walk out to the water, walk along the beach, clear your head.

You can walk out to the water, walk along the beach, clear your head.

Run.

Run.

But when you got us in that little house though, that's the little house. Okay, but we wash up.

But when you got us in that little house though, that's the little house. Okay, but we wash up.

Hit your window, bust your window. Night, grass in the way, now the.

Hit your window, bust your window. Night, grass in the way, now the.

Woods.

Woods.

A bear can be in the woods.

A bear can be in the woods.

Yeah. Bad.

Yeah. Bad.

When we got that clearing coming in the house, yeah, knock that little cabin down.

When we got that clearing coming in the house, yeah, knock that little cabin down.

Okay, all right, I think you guys are born. I think you guys are kind.