Bruno Mars Baby!!! - 11.29.17

Published Nov 29, 2017, 7:31 PM

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Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bat all suit looking back to back down, giving them more, just like theming buck bus things. And it's tough, y'all to be true. Good its ste How ya listening to me? Together for still far? To Moby? Why don't you joy? Yeah, Mobby join me? Sa do turn be hurting them go? Yeah you go. You gotta turn you to turn turn lobby, got to turn out to turn water wan go? Come come on your back at it. Uh huh, I show will good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me out one and only. Uh huh. Steve Harvey got a radio show, Yeah you do. Steve Harvey got a radio show. But like I said the other day, you got something too, though, don't you. God hadn't done something wonderful for you? You just gotta thank him for it, you know. Uh, in the midst of all that's going on in my life and in your life. You know, I always used myself as an example because well, I mean that way. I guarantee one I know what I'm talking about. Um here here's the situation, you know, with everything that's going on in my life and all the things I'm asking God for in the midst of uh taxing and a very trying situation is very challenging for me right now. Man, God just keeps on, keeps on surprising me. He keeps doing things, And I want you to look at your life. Oh, for a second, let's make two columns here. Let's make a column of all the things you want from God. You know, just do that throughout the course of the day. You know, you know, run down the list of all the things you're asking God for, all the things you're praying for, the things you aspire to, what you your dreams, your visions, whatever it is. Just make a column a list of all those things. Let's make three lists. And then the second list, I want you to make a list of everything that you've been asking God for, so I guess that could be a little bit of the same. But this third list, I want you to do a check off point. I want you to do a make a list of everything that God has given you that you've asked him for. Just think about it like that for a second. I may be explaining a little wrong right now, but I'm I'm gonna pull it together for you. Make a list of everything you're asking God for. Just just listed. You know. It's okay. It's a dream board. You can call it that I got one, it's a vision board. You know. Every everybody's got something you hope for. Make a list. Now. I want you to make another list of everything you've asked God for that he's given you already. See this is a good list because sometimes and what I've been guilty of, and maybe you too, in in my request list on my dream board, I keep focusing so hard sometimes on the what I'm yet to receive. I keep focusing so hard on the what I hope he gives me. I keep focusing so hard on the things that I yet not fulfilled in my life that sometimes, as he starts checking off my wish list the things I've asked for in the past that have come to pass that he's given me, I sometimes, in praying for what I want for, get to thank Him for what He's done for me. And I'm currently in the middle of that situation. And this morning when I woke up, I really, man, I just got on my knees this morning and I quit tripping for a second. I said, Man, hey, God, you know what I really do need all them things I'm asking for, and I'm really am believing that you're gonna give it to me. But in the meantime, though, Man, have I overlooked some important details here? I had to really look at what he's done for me. I mean, look, man, take yourself out of it personally and and look. Or you can leave yourself in it however you want to be. Some people can't do that, so just leave yourself in it there. But man, I started looking at the eye part of me, and I started looking around at what's happening overall. Like, man, he has kept my family together and in spite of the attempts to tear it apart. I look at all of that. I look at how he's blessing my children with the desires of their heart, which I pray for my kids. You know, I want my kids to have a better life than I've had. I really really do. I don't want them to take as long as it took me to get it together. I really really don't. I'm trying to say, hey, man, if you go to college, this is what you can be. Don't do like your father did. Don't go three years, drop out, throw yourself into a spiral and then got to start to scratch all over again, you know. And and for the most part so far, you know, they're doing quite well of it. You know. You know they're getting kicked around a little bit, but that's life. I started thinking of the blessings that he's helped me overcome with some of the previous mistakes I've made in relationships in my life. And then I started looking about the things he's blessed me with that I've been asking him for. But since I've moved on from it, I forgot to keep thinking him because I gotta always thank God for a roof over my head, because guess what, when I was asking for the roof and I didn't really have it, then he gave me one that since he gave it to me, what, I'm just cool now. I can't ever go back to him and go, hey, man, I really do a shared this roof over my head because that was a time when I was living in a car. But see, so every morning I wake up, I gotta remember the fact that I have a home now, because I gotta look back and go, man, that was time, Steve, when you didn't have no home. But see, we forget what God has done for us because in our column that won't column, the need column, We oftentimes forget for the columns and the check marks, as He's already fulfilled in our life. You've got to take inventory every now and then daily if possible. But I know we're humans. We're not gonna do that. I don't. But you've got to take inventory of your life to say, hey, what has God done for me? Because man, you're overlooking as He's doing these wonderful things for you, because there's so much only yet to be fulfilled. I don't have part of your life. You forget that sex and man, how crazy is that that, of all God has done for me, that I keep wanting so many more things, needing so many more things, hoping so many things come to pass and get fulfilled I forget to check off the list and take inventory today. Take inventory of your life. You will find out that God is watching you, that He is really really watching over you in spite of yourself, in spite of your shortcomings, because we all got him. Please know, I do you know, and remember something else too. Change is good, but change is challenging. Accept the challenge that it is look, a lot of you come up to me all the time and say, Steve Man, thank you, man, boy, you in the morning. Man, I really be needing that well, Like I said it a hundred times, but I'm gonna say it again, y'all, I'll be needing it too. You know, you understand sometimes what what what God is dealing with me is for me. But now I'm in a sharing position issue where I can open up and if I just if I just quit being so about me and become a little bit more transparent, I can maybe some of me that's happening to me is happening to you, and you could see some of this in me. That's why I used myself as an example, because man, I'm catching it too, y'all. I ain't perfect either. So for those of you that come up to me and say that, I want you to understand these these talks in the morning, man, this is important for me because man, I need these conversations from God. I need God to continue to strengthen me, to show me the way to help me understand what's happening to me. And see, as we've all those of you who have made the decision to change, to become a better person, a better woman, a better boy, a better girl, a better man. For those you have made the decision to change. Change is a challenge, and accept the challenge because it's gonna come. Because right out of that here come to hate us. Here they come people you don't even know. Discussion old life in your change. If God see you really really mean what you say, in spite of what they say about you, God will raise you above the frase. He'll keep promoting you. He'll keep blessing you, He'll keep moving you up. He will use you as a show off point. He'll show you off. Man. He'll make you. He'll make you look good to people, man who wish you'd fall all day long, and so to all your haters. All your haters will end up just watching you rise. Man, They will watch you continue to grow. That's what God will do for you. Man. You can fool the world, but you can't fool God. God know your heart, He knows your every thought. Man. So change is good. But change is a challenge. Accept the challenge, Expect the haters, expect the unnecessary. But God has strengthen you and get you through it all. Man, y'all doing swell this morning. Man. Don't let nobody make you. Thank you all, keep talking to God. All right. You're listening to five lady's in gentlemen, bards and girls. People were the ass on it all around with another ss on it, the Wales with a z on it. You are listening to the Steve Harping Morning Show, Bad this morning showing the lane. Good morning, Good morning Steve Harvey. How are you today? Good good calling for real, Good morning Steve. Happen Wednesday? The two fools ain't here today, so junior morning, Uh yeah, what's up, Steve? Ain't none. You're speaking to yourself so to sound more fool. We're trying to five people. Yeah, you know, we two down this morning. Ain't like I ain't like. I can't do it though, I'll tell y'all what watch us work this morning? Come on now, man, man, that's come on. I used to do loosen the booth by my damn self. Yeah. Oh they stopped that though. They want that normal. The people wanted it. But we're not gonna get into who didn't want it, but the people loved it. The greatest lands came from there. Let's not thank God. That's a little bit I won't to everything in me, won't you just so defiant? Well, you know, you know, you know what happened when you were young. Well, if you want to take it back to when I was young, let's just go back to younger. You talk my childhood and just a young man. Yeah, well it had to start somewhere. Just pick a place. Well, first of all, in childhood, it was my mom and daddy always telling me what to do. I had to take that because they financed my entire life, or they were just doing their job as parents. How about that, Well, they ain't high. I was looking at from the seven yea, y'all just trying to stop it, and y'all got control of me with the pocket book. I have other ideas mom and dad. Yeah, but you know, since I like stuff like you know, groceries, clothing, you that place to stay. I had to do with that. Then, when I became a young man and I got out into the work world, I just never met a boss of mine or supervisor that I thought had so much more on me that they should be in charge of me. I didn't get that, man, You didn't get the whole concept of boss employee employees. You were charging me. I think there started because they owned the company book and you was voted most difficult. Why that was up because he once I went to school, my mom and daddy weren't there. Now I ain't animal to do what I say. Now you ain't my mama or my dad. So I cleaned that up. They weren't housing or I just dealt and they're like, now it's just carry over, and now you know, I just don't. Why would I listen to somebody that ain't doing what I want to do? Why would I listen to somebody that ain't who I want to be? But now you're telling me how to be because you don't like it. That's the problem my head. And I'll leave it right there. Yeah, I'm not gonna say nothing about no job titles at all, East Station. I'm not gonna do it. Coming up next, something funny, pushing when you're trying to make me senien. We'll be back at thirty two after the hour, okay with Steve. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show, So listen, guys. Steve kind of touched on this earlier about working and stuff like that. Uh, we're gonna talk about well when you're not working. When you lose your job, it can be very, very stressful. Okay, and while it's the holiday season, it's also the end of the year worth quarter. Layoffs do happen sometimes at some places. Experts say it's important to step up and express condolences to those going through a job loss and be sincere even when it's difficult. If you get stuck or if you're at a loss for words, here are a few expert tips to keep in mind. And Steve, yeah, I'm gonna do one, and then I want you to, you know, chime in of course, Uh take your lead, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So this is if you get stuck or if you're at a loss for words. Here a few expert tips to keep in mind. All right, take your lead from the person who just lost their job. Okay. If they're running out of the building in tears, they probably don't want to be chased. All right, what's wrong? Can that happen? What your girl? You know all of that? Yeah, I'm just all right. So you running? Yeah, I just lost my job. Okay, it's the hard Why you want um to stand your check slow down, check there to check the current you're running out of the building crying. Okay, be a little you already got your check. Slow down, down, they running back to get your right. That's one way to one way to handle that one. Alright. So so here's another tip. When someone loses their job, remember the news is there's to share, not yours. Don't don't go around telling everyone you know someone so just got fired, they just lost their Don't do that post what what do you mean say? Man? And letting people go you're about you know they're letting people go about earth minute. I'm just telling you it's not yours to share. Let earl damn y'all need to get yourself ready, stay all right. If you're not supposed to tell everyone, okay, here's another tip. If you tell okay, and this is gonna be tough for you, Steve, because we all know you do not, I repeat, do not make the situation about you. Don't you know who was about? Oh you're laid off me. I don't give a damn bout these other people. How you laid off me? Chris Rock got the kid on these bikes and all this here, you laid all me. Well, if it's if it's if what phone if it's something else. They got fired? What phone? Yeah, don't do it? No, No, somebody been telling me something? What faulty? Why? Why? And and station with it. Don't say things to the person that just Jesse still working, keep telling all other people. Tom sitting over. Here's another one, Steve, to the person that just got fired. Don't say things like, oh well, at least now you get a chance to sleep in late. Don't say that. Yeah, no, no, hear what you say. Damn what you're gonna do? Now? What you're gonna do? Now? Man? God, dog, that's cold. Man. Don't do you like that? Right? Folk? Christmas? A man's let me here. So what you're going to do though, because like if you're gonna burn the building down and come back shooting, when you're coming back, call I'm take my lunch in. Just call me before you come. Just amen, what the play that you mean? You've always been cool. I just need to know what you find to do. Did you hear anything I said? These are things that you're not supposed to say to a person. You need to know, you need to know if he's coming back. That's important. All right. Here here's another one. You know, like you think you're trying to help, so you send them job leads. Uh that are that are clearly beneath what they do really insulting. Okay, please don't do that. Amen. Look I heard about what happened to you yesterday. I know fried you last day they got paper route open. Listen, hey man, you gotta do something that's insulting. My cousin. He going back to college, so he ain't gonna he ain't gonna be able to do it no more. He here back off the college. He was just doing it for the criminal holiday. When he gets back. Man, I'm gonna give you the number. You go down there, man, tell him I'll sit you down now and they'll put you right on. He wasn't management. Yeah, yeah, I know, man, But you gotta do something when use you as a reference, Hey man, feel free, man. Everybody down there know me. And look, man, I got my nephew on. You can go right in man, the right in, right in man. What they call that, that's a that nepotism. We keep it all in the family, like you hired to Yay, I know you in management, man, but hey, you you will be running that whole route all that's yours. Yeah, all that's yours dog? Can you be at this parking lot in Walmart for thirty Did you hear anything? I just said, Yeah, I heard what you said. I'm telling you how to really go there. These are things that you not supposed to say to people's Yeah, like have a nice day. You can't. You can't say that. But what else? You got it? Got it? Have not hanging out? You can't say stay with it? Stay what sleep pike? Don't let the bag board bike out there? Man, keep your head on dope. What's the cousin? Okay? Man, ain't that I'm beat, but you're still employed. I can't believe this, man, I cannot believe us here listen you, but you don't know that they ain't no need y'all coming out. We're gonna run the prank back right after this. Man. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour, Miss Anne will be here with today's national news and our headlines. But up next, it's run that prank back Jr. What is it today? N B A party? Okay, NBA party for your boy? Yeah? Yeah, ain't never had one of them. No, I definitely have that. Hello, a long times. I'm I'm looking for brand. Ye hey, brand, How you doing this? Poncho man? I'm want to Marcus his boys? How you doing? Man? Oh? Yeah, here, what's that y'all talked to Markets? Man? He would tell me about you know, the uh the playoff party man for for for Sunday Man. So, uh you told me if it was cool, I would come through. Man, I just want to call it and how you see if I can I need to bring anything, uh food or some drinks or whatever. You know you took your friends of Marcus. Yeah, yeah, this is puncho man. I'm friends with Market. Okay, yeah, yeah, I think it's cool. Yeah yeah, now you either read unless of course you know you you drink mself especial, but uh yeah, it's just's gonna be me, Marcus and uh you know other boys gonna be here and uh you know, what are you want to bringing to me while be so Yeah that's cool, okay, okay, okay, what time y'all starting? Man? He told me like around one. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be there all day, but you know you're coming through about one, one, two o'clock. You know that. Before the game, he started with us. You know, got the flap screen go on if it's to be laid out. So yeah, just coming through whenever you come through, all right, just remember man, Puncho. All right, I'll be there. I got it all right, cool, all right? Hello, hey hey brand yo, Hey Puncho again, Man, listen real quick, how much how much food? And and and and and look at do you have? Uh? I think we got enough for for sudden? It was why what you got going on? What's up? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I got I got like three boys gonna ride with me. Man. I just want to make sure you got enough over there. Okay, who is this again? Just Puncho. You know we talked about thirty minutes ago this Puncho Manca's friends, right, right, okay, Uh, I mean I call you about thirty minutes ago, told you Marcus told me it was yeah, that's right. Yeah, I'm I'm sorry from Marina bringing back and forth. Uh yeah, well, I mean I guess it's all right. So you know, we ain't trying to overload the joint man. Just you know, I know Marcus and if you're a friend of his, then but that's cool. You can come through. It ain't but three guys. Man, it ain't but three guys coming with me. Many they they they're really cool. Man. We we we we we we were bringing something to put on your pit or whatever. You know, it'll it'll be good. Okay, yeah, yeah that's cool man. But you know, yeah, yeah, come on through that all right? All right, all right, I talked to you. I talked to you, all right, Bratt is u wait? Is one of Marcus? It's one of the guys Marcus. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, I got it's it's three guys me I made four, you know, still three other guys. Yeah, whatever, man, that's cool. Yeah, bringing through, man, come on, it's like al all right, all right lake, Hello, hey, Brad, punch you again. Man. Listen, Hey, I'm I'm gonna bring one more Um, I'm I'm I'm gonna bring one more person with me. Hold umpy em bracelets wait, hold up, hold up? Now, what's up you? Marcus is friend? Yeah, you're me and I'm ponto. Yeah okay, I know you punto man, but you're bringing everybody, but just go kid, and Marcus is cool with me. That's my fault. We go way back. And if you cool with him too, then okay, you can come. You know, I'm trying to have an NBA playoff game. You're bringing the whole NBA with you. No, ain't like that, man, man, I mean, placen't that big. You know, my wife is gonna be coming through here. And you know I got the house laid out. I told I wouldn't let destory the place. I just got up the doghouse like two weeks ago. I ain't trying to that up. So if you're coming through, you come through. You know, bring one or two people with you, but that's it. Okay, But listen to you, you would not decide me. I ain't gonna bring them dude with me. I'm just gonna bring a little lady fri him with me. Man. If there is that cool, I'm just gonna bring a little lady friend. No news. Okay, that's cool. Now you're talking okay, because I know she ain't eat it, but much come on through here with her and you know, be done with that's fine, right right right. I'm gonna call Simone nine teller and tell her that that she coming with me. Okay, what's her name? Her name, Simone, that's that's my wife's name, okay, okay, but maybe they hook up while they while we're watching the game. So I send her in her girls so that the nail's done. Okay, okay, So check us out, man, I'm I'm gonna reach out to Simone and let us know that we're gonna we're gonna leave it and get over there like about one. And you say it's cool, right, Yeah, yeah, it's cool man. That that's a whole lot better than being about up here. But okay, okay, back yeah, yea, yeah, yes, Now I check this man. Mine, Uh you know, my friend she she she's married, you know, and and she wanted to get away from my husband for manute. Man. I guess they've been going through so you know, you know, just keeping way back back up there, bringing a married woman named Smone. What are the odds of that? My wife's name is Samone? Okay, well do I mean what was this one? Simone? Is the last name? Is? That's my last name? Wait? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on, hold wait wait wait, hold hold on, hold on dog? This this okay, this, this Simone is is light skin. Yeah, you keep on describing her. She's light skin, five short hair. That's the Halley. Cause yeah, that's that's that's that's that's how about you doing. My wife, hey, me and Simone been free for a minute. Man, it wasn't util like a couple of weeks ago. She reached out to me and saying she was she was going through some some some you reached stopped to you to tell you that she's going through some stuff with a dude. Well I don't that dude. Okay, okay, you know my wife, hey man, you know about a year, but who counting? You know what I'm saying. A year that's about the time we started an some issues. Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on over this party. Hey man, I'm sure we can try to do ticket this kind of situation. My wife, I don't give you. I'll give me about her either. You know you you know they said, you know what, I've always believed this. There are no mistakes of everything happens where it's close to me. So it's funny how you call me. Okay, okay, listen, man, listen, get this number. My boy game no no, no to time. You probably calling director from her now. My boy gave me this leave leave smane out of this. Man, you said, tell me right now. You know what I'm about call with you right now. I'm gonna call her. Not how to say, I ain't gonna call that all. Don't don't tell her my wife. Just bring her to the party. I got a guest for this for you. I got a three eight, I gotta sniff, I got a queston. I got a side fourteen killer and go right up your So you just come on over with this tight okay? Hey man, hey man, listen, listen. My boy, My boy gave me your number. Man, so i' who my boy is? I can said he don't know you. Marcus don't know me, But guess who else knows me? Though that you don't know, we'll say something. Hey, Brad, this is Nephew time me man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy Marcus got me to prank phone call you what I don't give I'm gonna get? Yeah, Brad, what was you gonna do with the party? Man? Damn? Man? Uh? Anyway, let me tell you something. What's the baddest radio show in the lane? It's Steve Harty Morning? So wow? Yeah about a month people getting fired this time, and I knew you weren't done. I knew you weren't done. If you get say, we talked about that last I need. It's some stuff that the people that's getting released need to some here's some tips for you. Okay, alright, you know, like you could say on the way out the dope, Okay, reverse it if you lose your job, yeah, go ahead right before? Oh hell, are you let Rong Wong go now part? Or you didn't let the roll Wong go up otter Hill? Okay, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Lock your dock, your dough all right, thank you. I think we've had when you start your car all right, the part of Willie Turner played by Steve Harvey. Coming up at the top of the hour. New Grammy nominations. Oh you're gonna love these, plus ms Anne will be here with Today's National News. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, the Grammys were announced yesterday and jay Z congratulations to him. Jay Z nominated for eight honors. Oh my god, including Album and Record of the Year. Wow, congratulations speaking to jay Z. H Jay Farrell was gonna be on my show today. Oh yeah, the comedian man. Y'all have got to see this dude, because I never seen killing on this show in six years, like this dude right here with his impressions. Listen to me. Man, he did everybody right there. Man, he was killing people and it was my favorite man. He did like he did. He did Kevin Hard got Kevin Man, he did me at the end, stand up and did me. Let me tell you something. It was off air and he was messing with the crowd. Somebody said, do Steve. He started doing me. I thought somebody playing the tape. Wow. Congratulations, Yeah to jay Z with his eight nominations. Also Bruno Mars Bruno Mars received three nominations, and stay tuned because Bruno Mars will be our very special guest coming up this morning at eight forty one Eastern Times. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Childish Gambino also up for Major Awards. Record of the Year. Uh huh. Record of the Year nominees include Jay Z's The Story of O J, a song about blackness and managing money that also references O J. Simpson, Bruno Mars, Hito k Magic, Kendrick Lamars, I love It, Humble, I love it, sit down, Yes, yes, yes, Childish Gambino's Red Bone CARDI B. So happy for Cardi B. She had one of the year's biggest hits with Bodak Yellow. Uh you know, those money moves and all of that. She earned two nominations. I mean, really, this is her year bar none. Congratulations going out to Cardi B for sure. Uh yeah, shear in two nominations Best Rap Song, Best Rap Performance. The rap and R and B heavy nominations, which include numerous black and Tino artists, came after the Grammys were criticized earlier this year. Remember that when a lot of people felt that Beyonce's multi genre Lemonade album should have one Album of a Year over Adele. Even Adele said it. I mean, come on, he said it that night. Yeah, so much fire reading in my home. Don't start slaying out one. I don't won't know body from this out. Hely this hot, so we say, am so tied, sister day he'd begun out. He smell smelling, got so rod out here, swear he can know this. Why are you so crazy? Oh my goodness? Yeah damn. Why so the Grammys are gonna air. This will be their sixtieth anniversary. The Grammys will air January on CBS, and don't forget. As I mentioned, Bruno mars our special guests coming up at eight forty one Eastern time. Steve please introduced MS to Anne with more of today's news and headlines, Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, a voice of reason in fact, MS and Trip. Thank you Steve, joining everybody out there. This is and tried with the news. While North Korea test fired a ballistic missile yesterday for the first time since September, escalating Pion Yang's confrontation with President Trump. Now this one they say could reach the East coast. It was it was not loaded, so of course it's lighter in weight. But nevertheless they say could reach the East coast as far as New York. And the President says he on it. A missile was launched from North Korea. I will only tell you that we will take care of it. We have General Madison in the room with us, and we've had a long discussion on it. That was North Korea's third such test by the Luncheon that this year. By the way, the United Nations Security Council is to hold an emergency meeting later on this morning. President Trump was supposed to meet with both Republicans and Democrats yesterday to talk about some end of the year legislative issues like how to continue funding the government. However, the top Democrats in the House and Senate Nancy Pelosi and Charles Schumer, were no shows. They were insulted. They boycotted the meeting after the President tweeted before any meeting took place that Pelosi and Schumer favorite unchecked illegal immigration and tax increases. Schuman calls that blatantly inaccurate, and it says that Trump should just get on with the job he's elected to do. His tweet this morning, President Trump made sure that today's meeting is nothing but a photo op. These issues are far too serious for these kinds of games. Mr President, It's time to stop tweeting and start leading. Police in Tampa, Florida say that the form of St. John's University basketball player is the serial killer. They've been looking for, a man who they say has killed four innocent people. Mayor Bob Buckhorn expresses his city's relief in the battle between darkness and light. Light has one. It would not have happened without the amazing police work and the amazing partnership of the hundreds of men and women of the Tampa Police Department that have been on this case for fifty one days. These suspect is identified as Harold Donaldson the thirty Phases four Accounts of first degree murder. Actress Angela Landsbury started the eighties and nineties TV series Murder. She wrote, getting a lot of flak these days over her recent comment about sexual assault. The two year old Landsbury, who played the amateur sleuth Jessica Fletcher, is quotas saying in Radio Times that there are two sides to this coin of sexual harassment, and the quote is we have to own up to the fact that women, since time and memorial have gone out of their way to look attractive, and unfortunately it's backfired on us. We must sometimes take blame women, although it's awful to say that we can't make ourselves look as attractive as possible without being knocked down and raped. Finally, today National so at you left over his Day and it's Women's Wednesday. So feel the love, ladies, because I am every woman. We all are. We'll be back with Eugene the Butterfly twenty minutes after the hour of the show, so stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show you're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. This was crazy, crazy, crazy. Did you guys see when Mr Donald Trump honored Native American war heroes at the White House the other day? Did you see? Yes, that's what I want to hear, because I've never heard that. But he couldn't help but use the occasion to also bash Democratic Senator Elizabeth Warren by once again calling her pocahonnas. Okay, yeah. During the ceremony, President Trump stood near a portrait of President Andrew Jackson. That's a whole another story, because he signed the Indian Removal Act, which displays Native Americans from their tribal lands. A lot of women get killed. This was a horrible, horrible time in our history. For those who don't understand the connection between Warren and the pocahonna's term. It arose after Warren was quoted as saying she's proud of her Native American heritage. All right, she said that a while back, which has never been documented. But why would the President call Warren pocahonas at an event honoring Native Americans standing in front of a portrait of Andrew Jackson. Listen to me, this is a dude that has not been in politics. This is a dude that plays golf on some of the nicest golf courses in the country, who has been a reported billionaire. We don't know his tax returns. We don't. That's because you can't be listed on Forbes without tax returns, because that's what they go back. Here is a guy who is seventy years old, has become all of a sudden, very unexpectedly, the president of the United States. He didn't expect to win. That's why I was no cabinet in place, no people in place. That's what all of the revolving door has been because he's been making it up as he go. Vanion in out, his son in law in on his way out, fleeing Comba, everybody just out because he's trying to work it out. This dude right here says what old rich people say. Understand this about money, And I've said this many times. Money does not change people. Money simply allows you to be more of who you really are. So if you're a kind person, when you get a lot of money, you become more kind. If you're generous, you become more generous. If you're stingy when you get a lot of money, you become most stingy if your butt hole and you get a lot of money, you just become a bigger butthole. Now, I don't know where he fits in that in whatever opinion you want to have of the man, but this is where he is, and he's saying stuff that he wants to say, and because he has the money, he feels like he could just say it. But he's the president, Steve. You just can't say everything that comes up. You're not supposed its supposed to be presidential. He's not presidential though at all. He's a reality star and a rich dude that played golf real well and cut some really really shrewd deal. He's a businessman. He's not a politician. He's never been in politics. This is what we're dealing with here. Yeah, alright, Well, he's not going to live up to the office. He's not gonna heat doing what he's doing. When we come back from the break at thirty four after the hour, we'll talk about Christmas traditions. All right, you're listening to Steve Show. All right, we promised to talk about holiday traditions, especially Christmas traditions and wild am honored holiday traditions. Are important. They've also evolved over the generations. Now this is according to a survey, family activities and writing to Santa are still among the most popular holiday traditions. That is interesting, even though because I've never written to Santa. Even though we live in a tech savvy world, three out of four parents say their children still handwrite letters to Santa as opposed to a more modern approach like email. And really, and what's the most popular family activity in two thousand seventeen this year? Well, according to most households, it's decorating the Christmas tree as a family. Now that I like, I can, I can relate to that. We do that. Yeah. Uh so let's so, Steve, we gotta start with you here. What are what are the family traditions that your family keeps that you definitely First of all, straight Boodle your grandson, ol Noah and Rose grandchildren. I'm not telling them that Santa Claus is coming down the chimney their mom and daddy Mike. But if they come over Papau's house, Papa bought all this. Okay, let's be straight about that. Out here, Papa pay baldy tree, all the little fakeer snow. I bought all that in him. I had that tree in the in the in the in the Papa bought that. So that's a new tradition really, because you weren't you brought up with thinking Santa Claus did it for a while when you were a little Yeah, so you're usually as young as your grandchildren are. Yeah. Well you know my kids take their kids to see Santa Claus. Yeah, they thinking it's a Santeca. I'm just telling don't bring him over here. What you gotta call so real with it right now? Well, no, a pop, our house all is paid for by the big ball hard as you work. You want some credit. The white man nothing up in here, the ball head black man that's in that office down there at the you're going that dad's Santa class down there. A matter of fact, don't bring him up when you're come in here. He had nothing to do everything on this side of the gate. Santa class a't had damn thing. Okay. So that's one. That's one that's man that you burst wide open. Okay. Secondly, if you tap up your toy on Christmas, you get your ask on Chris what man that it's a tradition, tradition, many rations. Man hadn't lay away and you just everything broke it. It ain't even tho. Yeah, open it at five and it's broken. Nag. I had a nephew named Pogo. All Pogo did every toy he got, he took it apart, but then you know what, he put it all back together. That's all he wanted to drink. Well, yeah, that's like girls. We used to take our dolls clothes off. He mechanic now that he's a mechanic right now, because yeah, so that was some good. But did he get in trouble for doing it when he was a kid? Dog? Because if my daddy saw the ta talk, but he would ask her after the second year, is that poyna put it back yet? Oh? He wasn't too mad, alright? What else? So? So, no Santa, but whippings if you broke your toys? What else? Uh? These are some tradition, Steve. I want to hear some of junior Stu family. Sounds like he got his po oh man. Absolutely. One tradition was you're going to bed at seven on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, Christmas Eve. Oh, I could never sleep on Christmas Eve. I could never do that. Because Santa was coming. But Santa don't show up to nine in the morning. We gotta go back to be nine said, we're running later, y'all go back and then go back to be next. He ain't made it here yet, y'all going there to go back to be Yeah, I'm next, nephews praying phone call right after day drinking all night. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's going to be two days crazy straw Mary letter. You do not want to miss that, But first come on Junior and introduced today's prank phone called will you I need you to wash? Huh uh? I need you to wash? Anybody want to get washed? But you sound just like Junior though huh, voice is too high. I'm at max shirt. I don't do this. I've told you, don't embarrass me like I'm trying to do that. I need you to wash. I'm okay with the Junior give it, thank you. It's the same, Hey everybody, But he always asked the question after he say the title, huh, anybody els been washed? Like he's heavy though I need you to watch It's a great day, nurser. This is Felicia. I'm trying to get somebody come down here to five O one. I'm sorry, one. I need somebody to come down here to five on one and clean me up. Sir. I think you might have the wrong number. This is this is the nurse. I need the nurse to come down here to five whole one to clean me up. Sir. This is the nursery, not the nurse. I think you might have died the wrong number. Nor there's dude. I need to talk to the one nurse city that's who normally clean me up. I need to come down here clean me up, sir. I really do think you have the wrong number. Where are you calling from? Who? Who is it here? This is Felicia. I'm the director here at the nursery. That's what I say. I need the nurse to come down here to clean me up. I've been playing and every all this stuff to clean me up because I've been sitting here a long time. I ain't nobody came, sir. I think you dialed the wrong number. If you tell me where you are, I can try to help you. But you ain't down the wrong number. I need somebody to come down here and clean me up. This ain't right, y'all want to be able, yo, po the gidio ever comes check on the Ain't nobody come check on me yet? Okay, well, I I apologize that you have the wrong number. Try hanging up and then daling. This the nurse station, sir, this is a nursery. We take care of children here. This is not the nurse station. I'm not a child, I said, it's just the nurse station. I'm sorry you're not listening to me. This is not the nurse station. This is a nursery. We have children here. We take care of children. So I think you dial the wrong number. No, they said they pulled to come clean up. Every hour they pull to come check on that. Here. I been on my new three hours. There't nobody comes check on me yet, and not that I need somebody to come clean me up in the uh bad playing is fool and and they just they they just don't come check on this like they pull the check on it they check on. I'm really sorry that they have not come to check on you in your your bad pands. But why would they let us see you're like they do? Okay, so just listen to what I'm saying. This is a nursery. We take care of small children. This is not the nurses station. So my grandkids I got small churning at my grandkids. I got but for the two grandkids that comes in on Sunday. But soon did they leave the people at the nurse stairs and then they treating me bad? Leave me here like there's here two or three home? Check home? Can you come down and check this bad play, sir. I can't do that. I need to get back to the kids here that if we take care of etsy my kids. No, my kids don't come till they come on Sunday. They come and every sundy have to church and they come sleep do they Okay? Okay, Well I'm glad your kids come see you. And I'm going to get off the phone now. But I hang up. You just down the number right when you get off, you're gonna come down here. I'm thinking, clean me up. I'm not going to do that. But I'm going to let you call back and come clean me up. We're gonna do that. Brother. So I'm not a nurse. I'm a teacher. When when when when when? When? When? When I was coming through do you proposed to do the job. You do? What the job or whatever your job or that what you do. I worked father two years straight and I did my job. Okay, I'm a teacher. Why come on down here and do what you're supposed to do. I don't clean bed pa. You know what I got your young folk. Don't do your job. The damn it. You're gonna make me man. If you're gonna get you down, you get you down here. Uh, I'm going to ask that you're not talk to me like that. You get your dot he come clean this bad pain and clean me up. I ain't supposed to be sitting here like this all the time. What's your name again, it's Felicia, and I have really really nice down here right now. Please do not speak to me like that. I'm trying to at least you're gonna calm down and quit talking to me like that. I'm trying to help you. Now. That's just rude speaking to me like that that. This is a nurse or read now. You know I knew you as I'm talking to him. But David, you're not gonna talk to me like that. That's just rude and disrespectful. Don't speak to me like that. You're talking about kicking I will kick yo in the wheelchair. This seems to be the only language you understand. Is me talking to you crazy. Since you're talking to me crazy, is not coming down that you stay in that stink? How about that? What you heard me? I said you stay in that stank. I'm not cleaning up. I've been trying to tell you, but the pay us five minutes, but you won't shut up long enough to listen. I am not coming down air to clean your Why not? I've been trying to tell you that is not my job. You dial the wrong number talking to you? Who are you talking to like that? We'll bring it on there if you think you can get in your wheelchair and make it down here to the nursery to whoop and come the hell owned listen when you would take a message from it and give it to somebody? What's your what's your message? Write this down? And he an e h e uh what Okay? You go you got that part? Yeah? I got that? Okay? Oh m h m m. What is that? What do I don't know? What is it? Spell it off? I'm not selling that. You tell me what it is? What does that say. I don't know. Nephew taught me. Nephew tim Me. This is nephew Timmy from the Steve over Morning to you. Baby. You just got break by your sister Nita. Well you were sitting up there like what in the world. Yeah, you got me, you got me, very I got you, I got you. I got one question for you, though, what is what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land. It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You got me good? Huh? You washed? I'll give you. I'll give you an A for effort. You do, come on washed? You got washed? Hey, everybody said as he all right, you guys heard about this in the NFL. Broncos cornerback I keep to leave and then Raiders wide receiver Michael Crabtree. They were each suspended, yeah for two and this is over a chain. Yeah. Why I don't understand why they wear jewelry to the game anyway, underneath there I don't I don't get that part. But anyway, they were both suspended for two games by the NFL for that ridiculous brawl they got into during Sunday's game. Both of them were rejected because of it. It was the second straight year to leave, and Crabtree got into an in game altercation that involved the defensive back pulling off Crabtree's gold chain. There it is, but up next the strawberry letters on deck. See if any gold chains are being pulled off in this letter. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, hey, hey, I got a condo in Miami. We're gonna win no jam I'm glad you said that, Steve, because Bruno Mars is going to be our special guest coming out. Damn right, that's why I stop. Come on, man, you look you look over here. I know everybody, don't you know? We work with I got relationships people. We know you, Steve. We you know what's cool about it too, because see the reason I'm cool with most people because I ain't never asked nobody for nothing. Yeah, don't really like money or anything or ask them for no no favors, no money, no nothing. I'm just cool with you. Uh huh. So you say they want to be on the show because they're like Steve, it's cool because I'm cool. I can't I have relationships for I say stuff in passing to him encouraging or something like that, and then that's it. I keep it moving, man, I need you to do this for me. I can't stand that. Man. And you you ever mess somebody airtime you see him, they need you to do something down man, it's a dude right now. This is amazing. I don't even know how he got my number. And this is a true story. I kid you not. I have no idea how this got my number. He's never had a phone number of mine in our life. I met him when I first started doing comedy. He had a job at the comedy club and I met him. The only time I would talk to him, it's when I saw him at the comedy club. The other day, I get a phone call and they give me these tips, these hints, Steve, remember me childhood friends. I'll give you a clue. Cleveland. What kind of damn I was a child in Cleveland. Not many people I know, So he said, hit me back. So I didn't, and so I had my assistant call and get some inquiries as to who it was. I found out who it was, and he said, just tell Steve, is very very very important that we speak. I have a real situation. I need his attention. Dog. We've never talked in life about nothing. Now, all of a sudden, I'm sixty now now I'm now. He didn't text me back twice? High block numbers because I got I don't know, somebody help us. I got to block this number because now, oh, I see how you didn't got You're just like everybody else. Now, you didn't got big. You don't forgot people where you where you come from. Partner, Is there any chance, Steve, that you could have known this guy for real when you were little? You will remember because you remember everyone. No, I ain't never done drugs or been drunk before. I've never been hot or drunk. I know everybody know you. You remember everyone, first, last name, all of that. And do you know two years ago we were at we were at the hoodies and it was in Atlanta a few years ago, and we were walking through the convention center. A girl stopped me. And the last time I saw this girl was nineteen seventy seven. Oh. She stopped me and said, Haste, I know you don't remember me. I looked right at her and said for Don Clark. She just teared up. She said, oh my god, I told my girl friends. I knew you. I knew her names for Don Clark, I said her name. She said, oh my god, she got tear. Yeah, I know you because we was cool. Yeah. I don't forget nothing. I don't know this dude. I know who he is. But yeah, you gotta block him. All right, Come on, Junior, take us to the letter. Okay, all right, everybody, it's time for the day's letters. The Strawberry lettle my girl, surely strong Berry. Why are you laughing? Huh, Shelly strong Berry. I was cute. I don't want to do hold on type. I'm not doing he hold on type. I'm not doing his. I want to do manes. Shelly strong Berry, come on, shell, but mad don't. I don't want to do he buck hold on tight. I don't want to do it. And he had a man to try to sound like you're sexy. Sit back, buck cold on type, try to Stropberry. Okay, let's get to it. Subjects Burden Sister. Hello, Stephen Shirley. I'm a twenty three year old email I recently graduated from college. Currently I'm working for the State of Arkansas and attending school full time to receive my masters. I'm a person that loves my family no matter what. However, lately there's some things within my family that have hit me hard. My mother raised my brothers, who are twins and me by herself, most of the time working two jobs. I really appreciate all that she has sacrificed for me and my brothers. Even though my brothers and I were raised in the same home, we turned out totally different. Both of my brothers have been locked up since they were seventeen they are now nineteen. One is in prison, while the other has been in and out of county jail back home. He recently got out and my mother brought him to stay with me, which I was not too happy about, only because I have a roommate and I now and I know how my brother acts. However, I allowed him to come, and my plan was to try and get him enrolled in a rehabilitation vocational school. Nevertheless, I don't feel like it's going to work out. He has been a burden to me since he moved in. Besides being intolerable, he tried to jump me and stole from me in my roommate. I know he's still young, but I figured he was ready to change his life. He blames everybody that loves him for his situation. He goes berserk, saying nobody loves him and my mama got him locked up, just a bunch of nonsense. I told him that we all choose our own path. He doesn't want to accept responsibility for his actions, That's what I told him. I know it's going to be hard for him in this society now because he has so many strikes against him. But at the same time, I know it isn't impossible. It will just take time and effort. But he doesn't try to do anything. I have tried all I can, and honestly, I feel that if he doesn't want to do good for himself, I can't help him. But at the same time, if I put him out, where will he go. My mother doesn't want him in her house for she just got married. His father and grandmother don't want him, which leaves it up to me. But like I said at the beginning, I am in school full time and I work full time. I love my brother so much, but we are all grown now. Um I don't have any kids or no husband. I feel like I shouldn't be stressing over a grown man that doesn't want to do for himself. Please tell me what should I do? Um, I'll try to get No, we don't really have time. Huh okay, wow, Yeah that's a that's a tough letter. You can Yeah, you can put them out. All you gotta do is that you can just ask in one sentence. This ain't no long letter. Yeah, no, it's not a long letter. I just really feel for this young woman. She's really trying to do the right thing and get her life together, you know, but yeah she should. All right. Steve will have part two of Today's Strawberry Letter coming up at twenty three after the hour. You're listening to the Steven Show. Coming up in about twenty minutes, Bruno Mars, the one and Only, will be our special guest. Yes, whoa what is? You can't believe? You know? Bruno More? We never met him? No, well I'm gonna see him, man, just random, Hey, Bruno? Hey, what's up? Thru? Though? It's me? You know? But see here what he was? You can't remind me of my kids? You know? Kevin Hunt? What here you talking to me? You're not how long I've been doing it? Come hard? Do he know me? Here? You talking about? Do you man, my kids years ago. Man, when Kevin first got her dad, you know, Kevin Hunt, what you go ask Cavi? Did he know me? Do you know Kevin Hard? Did we cool? Man? I do this too. But but to them, Steve, you're just dad. You know, You're just know Yeah, you're not this big famous megastar, You're just dad. But they need to know that all of them got called riding, right, how do you think? What do you think there's coming from Kevin? Kevin brought you a damn all right, this one's for you Junior. Coming up in about twenty minutes. I'll say it again. Bruno Mars will be our special guest, and yes, Steve Harvey knows him. But right now, come on, Steve with your famous self. With your response to today's Strawberry letter, you said you had just one sentence to answer this entire letter. Yeah, yeah, I can answer this whole letter. I'm talking about. This girl is in college show. That's that's got a roommate working two jobs, full time, going to school full time, working full time. Yeah, you know, her mama worked two jobs to get her on her brothers in that position. She didn't helped out her twin brothers on on the hand, one of them being locked up since he's seventeen, and the other one in and out of county. Now, she didn't her mamma can't take him in her house no more, to send him over to her house because her mother just got married, right and you know, in order to keep him getting her boy killed by her new man. Because that's what's gonna happen, because you don't come up in another man house with this foolishness. Her mama said, that doesnt sent the girl sent the boy over to her house. Now, she had to take him in that she had college to right, Yeah, she's twenty three. Money tight, right, money tight, so she ain't really got no money be feeding his grown man. Because that's what we're here, here, we're here, that's what that pissed me off. He has been a burden to me since he has moved in. Besides being intolerable. He tried to jump me and stole from me in my roommate. Uh then at the bottom. But at the same time, if I put I feel that he doesn't want to do good for himself, I can't help him. That same time, if I put him out, where will he go? My mother doesn't want him in her house. She just got married. His father and grandmama don't want this, don't want him. See, so we will see be talking about a complete fool hill, which leaves it up to me. But like I said in the beginning, I'm in school full time. I work for it. I love my brother so much. We're all grown up. I don't have any kids or no husband. I feel like I shouldn't be stressing over grown man that doesn't want to do for himself. Please tell me what should I do? I have one line answer for all this. Alright, Steve, put his ass out. I knew you were going to say that one more time. I've almost cut I've cut back on cussing completely, but I have no other way to phrase this. Put his ass out, I mean the whole, his whole, take all of it and put it out, you know the word. But I just don't want to go down put his whole put it out. He I mean, you know, he needs some male guidance, He some some sort of mentorship from from a man he has not had that. He's acting that out. You know, so much going on with this young man, and it's hard on her. I mean, I feel for her because this is a lot for twenty three thirty three, forty three fifty three. Whoever, this is a lot um he needs like a halfway house type situation, you know, talk to probation officer or something, because if she puts them out, Steve, it's just going to be more of the same. No, surely I have to talk, and I agree that he should be out of her out So so I don't cuss anymore because now I've done my limit. Okay, we're talking about the A word here. That's the word I keep wanting to you. He needs his whole a word he needed by a man. That's what he needs. See Um, this dude right here, him and his twin brother's stupid. He doesn't respect women. He don't respect what his mother's done for him, to the point where the grandparents don't even want it. See, he needs his a whipped. So the best way to let it whip is put him out there where he just on a and then let a few things happen to him and get it straight up. Because see, guess what, they have a place for you to act a fool in seven his brother. Now see, they got a place for you. You're like acting. What we can do for you, sir is we can put you in the place feel with fools can have? Do you have food? Friday? Ignorant? Mondays, temper tantrum, Tuesdays will pass, Wednesdays tumutulous Thursdays? What touch? Whatever? The word trauma Thursday's just simplified trauma. And you can ask sadistic sad days and somebody ought to come get me Sundays. But don't you think he's had that already? He hasn't. No, No, he ain't out of jail. Jail. Mean you're going home prison, Mean you is home. We don't send them to prison those No, But that's why he needs to see if he ain't gonna get it. See, if you keep on disobeying the laws, we're gonna send you to jail. But if you keep on, we're gonna quit letting you out. All right, thank you, sir. Well, you know we gotta get out of here. We gotta go a good job as always, Steve. Instagram us your thoughts or email us your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at my Girls Shirley Alright, coming up next at forty one after the hour, Grammy Award winner Bruno Mars will be our very special guests. We get st Bruno. You're listening, hey, y'all, listen as promised, we got a special guest this morning. This is a good one, y'all. He's a multi Grammy Award winning singer, songwriter, plays multiple instruments. He's a producer, choreographer. He's performed twice at the Super Bowl halftime show, and now he got his first prime time television special. And it's at the joint that jumped me off. Baby, It's at the Polo Theater. It's about Bruno Mars. It adds tonight on CBS put your hands together for Bruno m Yeah. Well I've been wanting to do that one for and the ming for those of you that are politically correct, stands for more phone that ain't correct. As me, go with it, Bruno, what's up with you? Man? Oh Man? Excited to be here, Man, Thank you guys for having me today. Hey man, you you have no idea how big a fans we are yours? Man on this show your music first. Man, We're gonna congratulate you on all your winds that sold training awards on Sunday Night, you want best m be Soul Male Artists, video of the Year, album, Mixtape of the Year, Song or the Year, and best dance performers. That's cleaning up, partner. Yeah, yeah, that's what you're doing. Bruno. That's all I'm doing. That's all I've been trying to do. Hey, man, let me tell you what it is. First of all for me, just an old school player. I appreciate you so much man, for just playing live music. Funk. I just appreciate you, man, Thank you, Thank you very much. Man. Who are some of the groups man that you that that you kind of looked at over the years that kind of helped shape you. I mean, if you can see, I mean it's I wear it on my sleeve on you know, when I performed live. I grew up, of course watching James Brown and Prince and Michael, but I mean it's it's my dad put me on the Motown, you know, and and and then the Alistic and the Old Jays and and uh, you know that that's the form of entertainment that I grew up watching and admiring. And it was always the band, you know, in the patent leather shoes and you guys see me with the hair and the pampa door and come on. And you know, that's just kind of my dad's school of rock and growing up and growing up performing in shows that that was kind of that was my my my school, and that's what I've always learned. And what what got me off growing up is you know, the microphone and the band and the audience. And that was That's why this Apolo Special means everything to me because I felt everybody before actually actor and the uh you know, American Idol and all these talent competitions. I grew up watching and show time at the Apollo. Steve, I remember you hosting it and and and doing what you do that. But that was that was it. And the model of the Apollo is just simple. Are there gonna go up there in triumph and you got it? You got the goods or the Harlem audience, gonna let you know, gonna let you know that you ain't. Yeah, it's very you know, it was very like. That's that's the model that I preached to my band. That's why you know, no matter where we are, no matter where we're performing, weather, it's at the hearts. That's whore. The Grammys of the super Bowl. It's it's it's simple. You gotta show up ready, and that's what the Apollo stands for. And that's why I'm so excited that I got a chance. I've never been to the Apollo Steve. I've never been watching so there. I grew up watching it, and that's all I wanted to do. I just wanted to go and walk into the room and feel feel it, you know, and magical, and it was just exciting for me and my guys to be able to perform on that stage and knowing the history and being able to perform in front of a Harlem audience. Yeah, I hope that everybody watching the show is gonna see that and feel that and join the party. Yeah. You know, I was the longest running host of that show, and we're bringing showtime at the Apolo back. I've been taping it all summer and then I just finished up taping you. It's coming back, and it's still nasty. The Apollo audience. They're not playing with you. You're absolutely I agree. So when you come to the Apollo Bruno, that's the proving ground. You know, everything else that's but there ain't nothing like the world famous Apollo Theater in Hallom, New York, because when you do it there, you can go anywhere when you like. Right now you're in Chile. See this is easy because your ass was at the Apolo and no doing tonight at TV Steve, none of that because you don't let them have Hey man, let's talk about this because you've got the Las Vegas Residents residency that kicks off in December at the Park Theater at the Monte Carlo Resort Casino. You're gonna be there for New Year's Eve too. This is your second residency in Vegas, right what what? What can the fans expect when they come see you Vegas. It's not a tour show, you know, so we get to get a little you know, I get a little a little loosen up there and we're playing covers. We're kind of just having them. You know. It's a different thing on tour. And on tour I'm playing my album and you know, I want to give and to show up, you know a little bit of this the album. But in Vegas, I can just hop on a plane real quick, get to Vegas, take a shot of something, and you know, I don't know what's gonna happen on stage. So I'm hoping that that's entertainment for the people showing up. Yeah, yeah, it will be, Man, But I shake you so much man for staying true to it. Man. Thank you all the support Man that you guys have been giving me. I know you guys playing my records and they just I want you to know that means a lot to be Thank you guys so much. I can't even tell you. Man from old school cat listen to you, dog, Listen to me. I got a condo in Miami. I wake up without no damn jam That's my line, the boy, that's what I like. Do you heal me? That line mean mold to me because if I was thirty with this money I got, not I'd have a damn condo in Miami in morning with no damn dog, somebody different in there. Every night I'll be going to hell gleefully. So don't forget. Let's talk about tonight, Steve on CBS. All right, y'all, listen, uh tune in tonight it's Bruno Mars Magic live at the world famous Apollo Theater. It's only on CBS at ten pm Easton and Pacific. Bruno, Man, we love you boy, Thank you man. I love you to appreciate everything. Ladies and gentlemen, one and all. At Bruno Mall, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, here we are. You've asked all of us. Uh. You started at twenty million, then you went to fifteen million with us here on the show. Now we have to ask you, what is that number? Uh of millions or billions even that would make you walk away from everything and never work again. Junior, you walk away, Carla, I think he'll walk away for a billion. Yeah, that that's straight out the magic number number because it used to be twenty million. I'm just saying no, I wouldn't walk away for twenty million. There's certain things I would do for twenty millions. Will still be working? No, not for twenty million a bill you know out. I think that's how this all got started. What's the difference between a billion and let's say five million and a half a billion? Another half a billion, but see one billion. I can talk to you any kind of where I won't I'm telling you slapping people when you talk? Can I just say this the really though? You pretty much do that? Now? No? Well, you are you not? No, no, no, no no. Now I talk to people, but it ain't high. I really won't. So so take that and multiplied. Yeah, now a billion dollars. I'm gone. Now I'm out. But now before I go, Now, before three days before I retire, I'm going forty eight hours straight on social media with just bathroom, lunch breaks, and three naps. That's all we're gonna see. That's all. I'm gonna go to lunch, go to bathroom, and maybe a couple of naps. So what are you gonna be doing for forty eight hours? I'm going on social media right before I retire and responding to everybody, why do you need to do the show? You want to be at four billion dollars? But who would care at that point? Yeah, I mean why did you do that? Oh? No, no, because there's some stuff I've been here, I had it, I don't had a whole in because you know, and I'm not gonna care this information to my grade. It's like that, you know, I'm not gonna take this stuff that could be also calls and then all that way to me. Now, I'm not caring everybody that want to ask me anything or make any more statements about that damn visit up to Trump. Anybody want to say something about any damn thing? Come on, you got it? Oh I got something for you for forty eight hours, and I'm not only gonna be tweeting Instagram and I'll be verbalizing it live on XM radio. You could do it on ratio. Yeah, I'm back. See if you don't watch that show Billions. I don't know if we brought this up to you before, but the lead character and there is a guy called his name is Bobby axel Rod and he he uh is a billionaire. Yeah. I just saw. I saw it like almost a season. Okay, So did you see the episode where he said, what is the point in having a billion dollars if you can't? Yeah, what's the point of having f you money if you can't tell people f you Hello? So that's that's who you are in real life, your damn face. Yeah, No, we don't. I do have Huh you get the hell on money? You got that. I ain't got any money, but you can get the hell on. I ain't got to hear you got you got get the hell on? Yeah? Yeah, Yeah, that's a lot to get the hell no, no, no, who you're saying that because my daddy said it was six times, so you clearly your Yeah, you can you get hell from over here with that. My daddy see it, and I wish we could have met your dad's man. My daddy was on pension and say it's funny. Yeah social security. Yeah. Grandmother said, I'm so scared. Now I got what's called watch yourself money? Oh okay, you know people talking to me. I go, hey, my man, watch your listen to this warning. It's warning. It's called watch yourself money or keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on him, keep on. You know, I'm gonna let you say a couple more times because I don't have it. I don't have that there money. Excuse me, s sureley you got I gotta be here next week. Money, Yes, excuse me? What did you say? Money? Pardon me? I'm sorry, excuse me, Pardon me. I didn't mean that. I got that. I'm here at work. Money, I'm here. Yeah, then you got that. I apologize money. I'm so sorry. Yes, I lost my mind. What kind of money does Tommy or j Anthony Brown had? What Tim and Tom and h y'all? You know he half rich he got. He gotta look like money. He got what money? It's called look like money? He do just enough to make it look like he got money. He gotta looking like money all him used. But everybody, Steve is really you know, back at it. It's you're a paycheck away from poverty. Yeah, you can't be just absolutely get a blank own all the time. Yeah, that's the world in which we live right now. You're right. Well, but since you're just a paycheck away on your way out, might will let him have it? We're back at the job. What about Jay? What kind of money to see you? Jay got scary money? Like what? Because he might come, he might not. It don't matter that, Jake. Yeah, people down in here, people down to his bank, just be looking at him. You think you coming this week? That was interesting. That was an interesting conversation. I like that. Are you one billion? I'm gone you? Oh yeah, we know that's your number billion? What's your name, Steve Huh? From Amazon? Is he is he richer than Bill Gates? Now? Yeah? Your bass whatever his name is, Jeff Jeff Bez. Yeah, is he richer than Bill Gates? Now? He is? I think he's passing the matter. No, all right, we'll be back right after this with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here's a question, guys. We're coming up on the holidays. You know you're gonna be spending money, buying gifts, things like that. Uh, so here's a question. Do you have to discuss if you're in a relationship, do you have to discuss high price purchases with your significant other? All right? Yes, so remember yesterday? Um or was that the day before? I think I told you guys about us going to Vegas with another couple and uh, they got into a huge argument about overspending and it was very uncomfortable for Nesta and I very comfortable because they said they were gonna leave, fly back all of that because they were arguing over money. Because yeah, they were there. They were in a serious argument over this. They made up, of course, and it was a fun trip. But do you guys, I mean, have you guys ever experienced that, Steve? Do you have to discuss purchases with Marjorie? Do you guys have a budget? I mean we do, of course, you know, we talk over uh expensive items. You know that conversation. I'm buying this and that and that's Marjorie. I love it, Steve, is that okay? Well, baby, I was thinking why I ordered it. It's not here yet, so think about it. Give her what she wants. Steve, did you decide because because yeah, because she could say, well, I could send it back, and you know that's when she get you. That's the Yeah, that's when you don't really want me to have it. Okay, I just tell him it's okay, Yeah, they can come on out here and pick it up. Then I guess, okay, sure you got discussing. Huh. He just don't know. Yeah, that's he found out with Shirley weighing it. He doesn't mind, though, he really doesn't mind. He doesn't care, he doesn't mind. Shirley trunk loaded, she got under. She took us spare time out of her call. That's all that's a shopping being. She has a flat. Oh yeah, she took all that out to come. All that storage are man. At one time, I got to the car and I'm going to go play golf, right, so I get my golf clubs. I popped the trunk open to throw the golf clubs in the trunk. It's just loaded. Her man is and Roger. Why do we do that though? Is women? Carla, I don't know what I have an amount because they didn't ask me. But I have an amount. I have to run stuff by my husband. I can't just be wilding out like that. Have you lost your mind? So the amount is a thousand dollars, I have to get permission on if it's Oh, if it's a thousand dollars or over, you not be a little hard. Let it be a thousand or one. And he checks with you on the same thing for the same thing. Uh huh, Well that's a good that's good. Yeah, whatever works with your family. But I mean, if we have these goals that we've said, you just can't be wilding all the time. So what you're saying to me as a woman, woman to woman, Yes you don't have any shoes hidden in your trunk or in your closet. Is that what you're saying to me? Your girl? Allegit? Yes, I know better. Okay, we love shoes too much at the bags that this boy right and Stephen Jr. Are not buying this at all, know that. But a thousand dollars I do have to place the phone call. Yes, I do every time though every time. Yes. Now I may charm him and get what I want, but I do have to my wife as about git your clothes, not a thousand, got one phone call for not nail nothing. All right, coming up, we're gonna tell you the latest Grammy nominations. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, the Grammys were announced yesterday and jay Z congratulations to him. Jay Z nominated for eight honors. Oh my god, including a Song and Record of the Year. Wow. Congratulations Speaking to jay Z. Jay Farrell was gonna be on my show today. Oh yeah, the comedian man. Y'all have got to see this dude, because did he killed on this show in six years? Like this dude right here withsions. Listen to me. Man, he did everybody right there. Man, he he was killing people and it was my favorite man. He did like he did Kevin hard n Man. He did me at the end of stand up and did me. Let me tell you something. It was off air and he was messing with the crowd. Somebody said, do Steve, he started doing me. I thought somebody playing a tape. Wow. Congratulations, Yeah to jay Z with his eight nominations, also Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars received three nominations. Childish Gambino also up from Major Awards. Record of the Year, Uh huh. Record of the Year nominees include jay Z's The Story of o J, a song about blackness and managing money that also references o J. Simpson, Bruno Mars Hit four K Magic, Kendrick Lamar's I Love It Humble, I Love It Sit Down, Yes, Yes, Yes, Childish Gambino's Red Bone. Cardi B. So happy for Cardi B. She had one of the year's biggest hits with Bodak Yellow. Uh you know, those money moves and all of that. She earned two nominations. I mean, really, this is her year bar none. Congratulations going out to Cardi B for sure. Uh yeah, shear in two nominations Best Rap Song, Best Rap Performance. The Rap and R and B heavy nominations, which include numerous black and Latino artists, came after the Grammys were criticized earlier this year. Remember that when a lot of people felt that Beyonce's multi genre Lemonade album should have one Album of the Year over a even Adele said it, I mean come on he said it that night. Yeah, so much fire reading in my start. I don't won't know body from this out hely in this hot so he so times there is sister day. He begun out. He smell smelling, got so roding out here. Swear he can know this. M Why are you so crazy? Oh? My goodness? Yeah, damn it. So the Grammys are gonna air. This will be their sixtieth anniversary. The Grammys will air January CBS. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go, last break up of the day. Guys. Just one more thing. Uh, this is a new Christmas trend. I haven't really heard of this one, you guys. People are hanging their Christmas trees upside down. Have you guys seen this? But why is the question? Right? Uh? It's been a strange year and now a new bizarre Christmas tree trend is here. It's called upside down trees. It's as weird as it sounds. A Christmas tree hanging from the ceiling, fully decorated, or sitting in a stand on the ground, completely upside down. The trend has been all over social media. Apparently people like them because they better showcase the ornament, as in, they don't hang down and get lost in the bushy branches now only. Not only is an upside down Christmas tree a creative change from the norm, but it leaves more room for parents for a presence by putting the narrowest part of the tree nearest the ground. What can't do that with my tree? Baby? So you can't hang it upside down? Wine from where the ceiling? That's what she just saying. You know the kind of tree I'm on ham no, tell us no, no, and then and then but then here going How you going to water the tree? Well, obviously it must be artificial trees, Okay, a real tree you can't keep it water right, And I'm gonna have a real I'm not doing artificial tree. That ain't nothing wrong with them, because I'm committed to a certain kind of tree. Yeah, because your ears and a ants. Yeah, and I need that. You want the one that they have in the mall. You're a going right, You're dog going right. You ain't gonna give me nothing else I want. I want the mall tree at my house. Period. I like the fact that you're so into it though, that that makes me happy. That you're so into it, the tree and the tradition and all the festivities. He had to get a new dude. I met him yesterday at the house. What happened? What do you mean he's a little man? Use the same person to decorate the treat. We had to get some new people way out in l A. Are you upset to see? You sound a little ticked? What's going on? We had to have a little talk. Do what you know? You know, don't come in here, you know, not understanding horse required? Well, what's required? What happened? So he went into this long explanation about what Margie want on the outside of the house, and she's mad. He's drong sketches and la la la, hey hey, partner, partner, partner, I ain't got nothing to do with all that. I'm talking about the treat that's gonna go soon as you come in my house. Well, we're here to measure the area to make sure it fits. Guy's gonna fit. And that's the one you won't know a well, you know, we gotta find an area to put your piano. I don't care where the piano go. You can put it outside, the piano outside. Don't give a damn what you do with that piano? The start this show is the treat? What are you talking to him aggressively? Like you're you know he you know you know little soft spoken from me? I on your own, you understand me. What does it matter how he speaks? I don't get that little voices don't bring big treat him to feel you. Yeah, yeah, you know what I was thinking of doing, you know, Mr Harvey, after speaking with Margery um something you know, like, look do multiple trees? Say? Man, I don't give a damn how many trees you bring out here? It's one tree. I'm concerned. I bet you scared him. I bet you did, founded though, stee, I mean, what would have made you more? I like him? Country as people Union like you don't miss you all got tree coming. It's gonna be right right right outside you need. Now we want to clear that. We had to clear out something you might have to do. Man, I've cut the brains you offer too, because we're gonna get this thing and here you're just gonna damn here blockers hold dope that That's what I'm used to. Now I'm out here in the l a. This little sauce spoken dude. You know, I'm drawing a sketch and it's just something that I just going right through the door. Hey man, he he, this ain't got to go right through the door. I got another door in the back opened up swaying. Why I don't can come through that? Oh so so we can use the rear door with the double door. Don't listen to me, don't. I don't treat it. Just fit through their damn dough right now. Don't if this treat fit through this dough right here. Yeah, I'm it's gonna be a problem because IM gonna be on the other side. Way though. Disappoint me. If you want to treat people, I'll get the jog of people. Bore dog. Now listen, I got about ten fellers gonna bring it in and uh, you know we're gonna need some water when we get through, So we need water. I gotta give him something drinks. Just treat having there. It's heaving thel just's treat having heil that when we're bringing in there. Watch y'all hate winding. We may have to take dose down. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, we're gonna stabilize it. Got your cables, come keep on tilt. Now, know who you got doing this drive? Going out to put it at leash at least put the gall of water every day because it's gonna be drinking drinker's damn water likekers mute. Treat drink water like a mute. The new guy. Let's hear the new guy. Can you know? But we're hoping, Um, we don't want to scuff the floors and we'll put down some paint and we just want a nice even layout. You know, we don't want to have to cut you know, we don't have to do anything like that, and just it's just be such a nice it's gonna be a nice tree to be beautiful. Georgia guys. Come take home with the Georgia guys. And I heard that you like to treat a little snow on it every out the door, because I mean, there's some bits gonna be a treat were tree. We're gonna have take care shuf. We're getting more about this. Treat them up for all. Steve Harvey contests No purchase necessary void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. 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