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Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the million bucks things in a shove. Not good. Steve hastening to mother, Please don't join Jo. You got turning, you're going. You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn You haven't got to turn them out with the turn, turn the water the water go. Come come on your baby, I share will a good man it everybody y'all listening to the voice, come on, dig me now one it only Steve Harley got a radio show. I have something and it so describes how I was living. It's so captures the feelings that I had about beginning on the pathway of my dreams. It so describes how I felt when I was about to attempt something. And I have some striking news for you. It describes often how I feel still today to a degree. So let me tell you what that is. Here's an analogy that I've heard a couple of different ways, but I've kind of, you know, fixed it around to where I can drink it better, and I think it fits my personality to describe it to people best this way. I've talked often about the urgency of doing something with your life, of getting started today, of stopping the procrastination and putting it off, and waiting on all your ducks to line up in a row, and waiting till the stars aligned themselves. If you ain't on such a thing, you're never gonna get started. I don't know too many people who can say that all the ducks just lined up in a row. Things happen even when you get them lined up. One of the ducks get out of line, or somebody knock over the domino, or something happens. But here's the point I'm getting at. God has so many blessings available to you. You who's listening. God has so many blessings available to you from where you are right now. I don't care what you've gotten yourself into or what you've done. God has so many blessings that he can send your way. But you have to do something. See a lot of people just sit around and go man, and something always happening to you. You're always getting a break, You're always doing this. You always doing man, don't nothing come my way? Listen to me. If nothing ever comes your way. You know why that is. It's because you're not doing anything. I promise you you're not. Here's a deal. God has all these blessings he wants to send you, but you got to give him something to work with. Now, come on, God will bless you. God can touch people's hearts on your behalf. He can move situations around for you. He can align the stars. He can set the ducks up in the road. But align the stars and move people around, and touch people's hearts and set the ducks up in the road. For what have you put forth any effort? Have you made a single step in any direction to do the right thing or go the right way? That gives him something to put his finger on. Come on, man, God can only bless you according to your faith. If you have a little bit of faith, give him that. Let him work with that. You know, man, I didn't always start with these speeches you're hear in the morning now. I ain't always had these. I grew to these. I stumbled my way to these. I messed up my way to these. Hell, I got it wrong so many times to be able to sound like I got some sense, I said it often. Failure is a wonderful teacher. Do you know how many times I have had to have failed to have what I have in my head today. I'm telling you, man, it's a process. People getting mad at the process. You got to do something to give God something to work with. He'll bless you. But what you want me to bless If you ain't putting forth any effort, you can get blessed from whoever you are in your life. Wherever your starting point is, wherever you find yourself wound up, you can get it back from. Now. I've done it, man, by the grace of God, I've done it. I got over. Man. I learned some things along the way. Because here's a deal. As long as God keeps waking you up in the morning, he ain't through with you yet. When he's done, you're done. But if God still has a plan for you you wake up in the morning, He's still got some more work for you to do. You wake up in the morning. So if you keep waking up, man, it's something that God wants from you, would love to have from you, and he can work with you, man, if you just walk towards him a little bit. Here's a deal. I know it's hard for the average person to start because the fear of the unknown is incredible. Well what if I fail? What if I don't get picked? You know, one of the hardest things I ever did was walking in to quit my job. Oh man, let me tell you about that day when I decided that I was going to be a full time comedian after winning an amateur night one time, quitting your job, following your dream, going forward despite all the nay says, it's like stepping off a cliff. It's like actually just walking off the edge of a cliff, hoping, hoping. Now not really knowing, but hoping. Hoping is the bad basis of faith. I stepped off the cliff hoping that my parachute would open and allow me to drift down. See. I've never skydived before, but I would imagine part of the thrill. And I don't know this because I'm not going to skydive to find out. I think part of the thrill for people is the danger part of throwing yourself out a plane and how it feels to be free falling, but the whole time they're free falling, having this exhilarating over the top moment, you have got to believe in your heart of hearts, I've got the hope with everything in you that when you pull this cord the shoot opens or else. This ain't a good move at all. But you've packed your shoot yourself. You've taken the lessons, so you go ahead and you make the leap. Now, the only thing about quitting your job and following your dream is you ain't really been trained all that good for this. You didn't packed your shoot, but you ain't never opened it before. So I walked off this cliff, That's what it was like. And you following your dream is like you walking off a cliff. Here's the part where people don't never make the jump. They see somebody like myself who jumped off the cliff and the pass shot don't open right away, and I hit a couple of rocks on the way down. I got my back cut up pretty bad. They see that three years living in a car man, he got his life toe down jumping off that cliff. I ain't jumping off that cliff. But see, what you don't understand is you don't know it. But eventually the shoot will open, and I'm at the parachute opening part of my life, man, where a shoot then open and I'm drifting and I'm able to guide my shoote over to Paris and glide. I've I've glided over to Africa and seen what it looked like. It's a slow ride down. When the passchute finally opened, and my back then heel too, and the cuts that I had on me, I remember now I know how to stay away from the edge. But the parish chute then opened, and I'm enjoying my life for the first time. I'm gliding, but I got hit up against the rock. I can see more. I get a chance to see more things. I get to glide and see more parts of the world. I'm living my dream. Your passhute is going open, but I'll tell you one thing for shore, It'll never open if you don't step off that cliff. You got to step off that cliff, got to get the passchute open for you. But you got the jump, baby. That's the hard part, ain't it now? Question is the end of this story right here today when you're jumping you're listening show, ladies and gentlemen, it is about to begin. To Steve Harvey Morning Show. I have selected a song for you this morning that that I have just decided to just oh blurted out. I don't love you anymore. It's just a simple gonna explain it to the young people listening. Oh man, they don't get it. You know, just old songs. Man. Were you just blurt out to begin it and everybody know what it is? M yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gone gown. Yeah yeah, my daughter loves fine you on same child, fine you? Who wo so search hold fie you. You don't make him like this anymore. The way you walk and talk, it really search me up to a fire alarm, child? Yes, sit do The way you squeeze and tea, knock me to my knee, come out smoking, baby. The way you swear and curve it relyracts my nerve And I'm so excited? Child? Who lets me know? Ha ha Yeah, let us have it? Old ass, hard ass singing. That's that lounge singer that never made it because he wasn't quite on the notes. But you couldn't tell him that. Yeah, but he had all the Hollywood singer moves. Man, I would have had Roscoe Wallace looking the pigs man, Colin Correll, your favorite rock, Roscoe Waller. Yeah, what's up hard singing? Hay Steve, what's up? Ain't nothing with it? Junior morning, I'll just be seeing you in concert doing that whole thing though. That's what I'm wanting. I was bad. I saw Teddy laugh, I saw how Player Live. Y'all missed concerts. That was real concerts. And the dudes actually sound just like the record, like Luther What no day of remixes, remixer, No, you'll remix hits. Scarned time, just random scarned time. I like when he just blurts him out of nowhere. We were all bad, bad missas yeah and them scanned t hang on Sugarfoot coming up at thirty two minutes, I just gonna say good morning, since nobody say good morning. Scarned time coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, asked the CLO, the chief love officer in the building. Right after this, you're listening morning show all right? Steam time now for asked the CLO, the chief Love Officer. This one Steve is from Lena in Texas. She says, I met a guy online at last October and we've had and often on things since then. Everything will be going fine for a while, and then he disappears for a few days. If I complain, he turns into an angel for a few days. He works hard all day long, so I try not to stress him out. But I'm tired of the inconsistency. You said in your book, act like a lady, think like a man, that men make time for what they really want? Is this true in my situation? It's true in all situations. There are no exceptions to the rule. We are men, We make time for what we want. Let me ask you something, ma'am. Let's just reverse this situation. Let's just say you went ghosts every two weeks for a few days. How do you think he would feel? He wouldn't ask you about it? Where you be all this time? What you'd be getting into? What you're doing? But see, we mean we don't think right away that you got somebody else, but you all do because it's happened probably before. So now what does your intuition tell you? And that's how you should act on it. Something's wrong, something's something's amiss. I'm not saying what exactly is a miss? But you can't let me ask you a question, Tommy, can you just disappear for three four days and still live here? What? No, junior, can you date a woman and disappear for three four days, not if I want to be in relationship. Okay, thank you. That's that's the answer to your question. Next question ship, Okay, this is from Jerrian and Tampa. I'm a twenty nine year old woman and I'm engaged to a wonderful man. I'm a wonderful man, but I can't stand his meddling. Mama, my Beyonce has three kids by three different women, and I help out financially with the kids. I love his kids, but I don't think we should have anymore. He agreed at first, but then his mother told him that I'm selfish and it's a wife's place to give give a man a baby. Now, by fiance has brought into her bs and keeps asking why don't I want to have his child? We pay enough child support as it is. How can I get him to understand my point of view? Well, he's listening to his mama's point of view from nineteen fifty and it really okay. I'm just trying to get it backed up as close as I can to reality. You're talking about something, h that a woman's place is to give a woman a man a baby, not if she don't want to. It is a woman choice in this matter. I got your man want this and you want that, but you all have already talked about it. Now here's the thing. If you got a great guy and he's engaged, but his meddling mama, you're gonna have to find a way to play around the mother. You're gonna have to say, Look, I really really respect your opinion, but I I just can't have any more children. I mean, does she have the children or he has no he has the two children by two women, by three He's got three children three different women, and and his fiance helps pay the child support. Don't get that part. Yeah, yeah, well I don't want any Well, I think I think that the mother's being unreasonable because she's not being selfish at all, because she's helping pay for some child support today none of her business at all. But she accepted the man, so she's buying in with the with the it's none of her business. And you don't have to have a baby that you don't want to have, and I don't recommend that you do. And maybe this is a good thing. She can see who he really is. A mama's boy. Yeah, oh dude, he just got real all right here? We go. Marlin. Oh. This is from an I Heeart radio app listener. His name is Marlin. He says, Hey, Steve, I'm having a problem with my lady letting me be a real man. We're both forty four years old and she is a great job, two cars and a nice home. I'm mow her lawn, wash her car, fill her up with gas, and I leave cash on the dresser for her weekly. She gets upset when I leave the money. The other day she yelled at me and said it has to stop. Then she gave me a box full of the money that I have been leaving for her. I was blown away. She won't let me be a man, and that's not how I was raised. She might be too independent for me. What do you think, well, see, listen to me, listen to herself. I think you have to pay attention to what she may be saying. You don't live with her. She's got two cars, a nice home, and a job. You leave it money out when you leave, trying to be a man. But could it be that you're causing her to feel like she is a prostitute because you come over and then you leave money, and then you leave and just money on the dresser. Have you ever thought, brother, that she could be a feeling like I don't want you, feeling like you buying me. She didn't ask you for that, so she didn't gave you back a box full of money. Hold up, dog, you can't take care of this woman no better than that. You can't come up with a more reasonable way to approach her. First of all, you need to understand why she's giving you this money back, how she really feels. Is it offensive to her, which I can almost promise you as part of the problem, or the way you leave the money could be part of the problem. Or what you say, Hey, look, I left you a little something something, But the dog, You've got to man. This woman right here, who got herself together, she needs some other things from you. Now. Look, man, if you want to do something, man, put put the money in account and buy the woman. Or all right, give us something for one of the kids, futures or something like that, started college fund for the kids, do something that. Or she can go, oh my god, don't pay her after you leave her house. Don't leave the money on the dresser. Dog's but he equates that with being a man. He says, right, it is I understand what he said? Who leaves money on the dresser dog super real man? Worse, she got to put the money in the box because she don't want to accept the money that she didn't kept the money. She's trying to show you a point. This is not the way I want to accept help from you. Find another way to be a man. Being a man, ain't leaving money out. All right, Well, coming up next, the nephew in the building with run that break back that's coming. All right, you're listening. Coming up at the top of the hour, Miss Anne will be here with today's national news and headline. But right now it's time for the nephew to run that prank back Wash and Foe Washing fold hide is Come on, cat, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Sam. All right, Sammy, I'm not which one, Sammy? What's up? Hey, Sammy? How are you? This is uh, This is Kevin. I'm the uh, the manager over here at Fresh and Clean Washing Fold. Yeah, well, what's going on, keV Um? You bring your clothes here pretty much on a on a weekly basis, Is that correct? Yeah? I stopped through probably once a week. Okay, and you're bringing you know, I mean you're pretty much bringing a full load of clothes pretty much once a week, right, Yeah, I just bring whatever I got. Okay, Um, well, we got a bit of a problem talking to my my employees here that have been what's going on? I mean you not get your money or something? Oh no, no, no, you you We have you on file, your your your card goes through every week when you when you bring your things. So no, that's that's not the issue at all. I'll write them. What kind of problem could we have? Well, the ladies that are watching the clothes are complaining that when you bring your load in. I mean, I don't know how to really tell you this, but you're you're saying that your underwear is too dirty. They don't want to watch it. You know you playing right? No, I'm dead serious. What are you talking about? My underwear is dirty? I'm not any more dirty than anybody else, sir. All I can tell you is we watched quite a few people's clothes on a daily basis, weekly basis. For my employees to complain about your load, than I have to give you a call and talk to you about it. My man, I feel like my phone. No, that's not what this is bro. This is actually a call and I and you know we have we have two options. You are you out there calling everybody else? No, I don't have I haven't had a complaint. I know there's more dirty people than me going in your spot because I see them. Okay, here's a deal. We have two options here. You can scrub your underwear before you bring it in. First off, you over here raising your voice, Now, what are you talking about? Scrub my underwear? We clean? Man, I'm clean. I bring my thin, I drop it off, I pick it up. Okay, so here's the problem once again, I'll start this off. You have two options, sir. You can bring in your stuff scrubbed. Okay, when and when my ladies take a look at it, if they're comfortable with cleaning it, so be it. Or you know, we might not be able to accept your your clothes anymore. Man, I don't even got to go up there anymore. Then, if you if you really playing around on my phone like this, I even got to go up in anymore. Let me talk to your manager. Man, I am the manager, sir, I'm Kevin. You sound like the manager? You what what? What? What does a manager sound like? Then? Sammy, you know who owned the building. Let me talk to him. Okay, here's out here right now. I'm the manager and I'm the one taking care of this problem. My ladies have a problem with watching your underwear, and I'm calling you to let you know there's a problem. I'm letting you know. The way to rectify the problem is you can scrub them before you bring them in, and then we will watch them. If you do not want to do that, we will not be allowed to take You ain't gonna wreck the fight. You just need to quit calling my phone on this boot. I ain't gonna go up there no more. Then that's fun. I ain't got to come through your spot, that's fun. Do you know how dirty how funky your clothes gotta be? Man? For my for my people to be telling me they don't want to wash them any more, you know how funky that's got to be, Sammy, Man, who your people? Who are your ladies? Man? I go up in there. I ain't never had a problem with they are? You know what? I ain't never even seen your supping this mother? What if you've been at there? Now? It looks like I got a problem with Kevin. Who the fuck is Kevin Man. You say you the manager, you ain't never been there. I'm here. I'm just not here when you're here. Are you in the back washing those drawers? Going on with you? Man? I'm not in I'm not in the backwatching, but I am. I am here periodically when I need to be. Don't worry about when I'm at work, man. I ain't never seen your wiss and I ain't never had a problem with your lady. Hey, we don't worry about when I'm at work. Worry about how to scrub your underwear. That's what you worry about. Man. I'm done with you, bro. What do you want my phone doing this for you? Man? You know your ass and everybody at that month washing foe. Bro, you know what? You know what. I'm trying to be as professional as I can. But the way that you're talking to me, you can wash your damn close your own self, then that's what you can do. That's fun, man, and you can keep on managing god laundry. Man, whatever are you doing with your life? Okay, we'll do whatever you're doing with your life, but do do the world a favor and clean your draws. B I'm gonna come through and wash your you keep talking around on my phone. Hey, how you want to do this? Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm just letting you know. I'm gonna double charge your credit card for the mind of work that my people had to do. Close. I'm putting a stop payment of mind. So if that goes through on your end, we're gonna have a money problem. Well, I don't know how you're gonna put a stop to it. When I'm running your card right now, there's nothing you can freaking do. Okay, Okay, that's that's fine. I'm gonna sho I'm gonna show up at the Fresh and Clean there. You're the manager. You should be there fifty hours a week. Then I'm gonna come meet your Kevin. Okay, Well, that's that's fine with me. You know what, I don't understand. Why can't you just say, you know what, let me do a better job at cleaning my underwear? How about that? I know I know your life ain't that good. I know you over there managing the game and now you're getting bored at working. But don't becoming my phone playing around and this because I know you ain't doing this. Nobody else I'm exactly doing this or something. I'm not doing this to anybody else. I don't have to do it anybody else because nobody's bringing their clothes in like this. Bro, I've been up there. Your employees are more dirty than mine? Well, Sammy, evidently not. Evidently not your clothes. Why are my employees complaining about you? I don't know a bunch of employees complaining about your too. They're not complaining about my underwear. Sammy, you're the dirty guy. Man. You know what I'm done with your Get You got any other you want to talk about? We can talk about Carlton. What do you just Carlton? How does you know Carlton? I know he doesn't bring it stuff there? Oh, you want to talk about your brother Carlton? You wanna talk about him? Brother? Are you know if he's bringing in something? He just started? So? Yeah, what we're gonna talk about Carlton? What Carlton doing? Well, I'm gonna tell you what Carlton doing. Carlton has been calling me, nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show to brank phone. Call you, Sammy day. You just got brank baby, You just got Brank brother, Carlton and the nephew. Man, you you ain't carton calling me about some underwear. Brother. We need we need a little washing scrub, baby, little washing scrub man. You you man? You're good, right man, nobody's nobody. Your underwears clean, Sammy, your underwears clean. Keep dropping them off at to watch your phone. Don't quit, don't quit taking your clothes up there. I'm good man. I don't know about Carlton as it is, but I'm good. I ain't Sammy, Dan, you gotta tell me twenty twenty? Baby, what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey Show? You clean, baby, little watching scrub, watching scrub? What y'all think? I think you're crazy. That's a good thing. Wrong, That's what I need to hear. See what I get through? And you say that something wrong? What's the matter with you? Why do you do this? These are these are all compliments, y'all. Don't realize very again? Washing fold okay, well, wh it your folding? So you were saying you have a meeting with your w No, I don't have a meeting. She gave me a call and just giving me some stuff to work on. So I, um, I got one sentence. Okay, okay, um, I won't what I want and I want it when I want it. I won't what I won't and I want it when I want it. It's a forty on a test. All right. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this. You're listening to the show now. This is according to Business Journal. This is a new survey that finds that a lot of employees would rather have more vacation rather than a pay raise. Really, yeah, if given the choice, forty one percent of people would actually rather have more paid vacation time than a pay raise. While we're always, yeah, we're always hearing about us employees not using up all they're paid vacation each year, it seems like a lot of folks really do want more time off. In fact, a new survey finds that if given the choice, for cent of the people would actually rather have more paid vacation than a paid race. I can't say that enough. Do you think you'd rather have more vacation time or a pay raise? Yeah? I'm kind of on the fence with this one because I don't take a lot of vacation, which is crazy. If you give me six days, I'm taking them. I ever last one, ever last one of them. I don't take a lot of vacation. I really don't. Never tell me. I don't hand them a day. It ain't an option from me. You got to tell me about a six days in vacation. Yeah, tell them. You don't say no, No, I'm on. Yeah, I guarantee you I'm taking my sick days. Yeah. I guess I would be there. I get a pay raise. I guess i'd be that that person. Yeah, instead of vacation days, because I barely rarely take the ones that I have. I'm supposed to be a vacation right now. I love you a lie, but southing is really really wrong with you. It is it is am I working home? Well, I think your business I want to allow you. I think. I think. I think your business borderline tips off into stupid you telling me today, and if your business is overrunning you, yeah, it tips over into stupidity because why your ass won't take your vacation. Supposed to be on vacation, now take it, put in for it, and I put in for it, and I'm here. You can have your days. Okay. I told me, Steve, you can take off from now all of your jobs and we'll just send you the check. Oh yeah, who wouldn't sign up for that? My ass is gone. Yeah, oh I'm doing that. It's gone. I'm gone gone. Okay, let me ask you this question. Whatever your salary is. If somebody gave you three years of your salary and gave it to you at one time, yeah, would you quit your job? No? Hell now, no, No, I got to be in here and running the board. Move over. I like having a purpose. Yeah, I think that's what I like. Having a purpose. Definitely, I have something to do. Yeah, I like. I like. So, so let me ask you your salary. Yeah, your salary for three years? We would you quit all of your Yeah? Straight out of here? Yeah, well it's a little different. Not three home and tell Marjorie and she'd be all right with that decision. Just what we're gonna do it? Well, you can live off of it, and tell what we're gonna do. Now, listen to me. We're gonna slow down. We're gonna slow down. We're gonna buy a couple of things. We're gonna lock it down. Then I'm gonna go back and get another show. But right now, but right now, down, we're going on another trip, and we're gonna slow down, all right, Steve, Time for today's headlines, Ladies and gentlemen. Miss Anne Tripp, thank you very much, and good morning everyone. Here we go. Senate Republicans are facing more and more pressure to join Democrats and setting up a special commission to investigate the January sixth riot, but looks like they don't care about that. Yesterday, the mother of late Capitol police officer Bryan Siknik joined other members of law enforcement and meeting with individual senators in an effort to try to get them to sign on to an official probe, something West Virginia Democrat Joe Manchin says should be easy to do. Democrats, Basically, you've given everything they've asked for, any impediment that would have been there, and there's no reason not to now unless you just don't want to hear the truth. By the way, according to a lot to a report, a lot of Trump supporters who did storm the Capitol building on January sixth and not agreeing to any plea deals when asked or offered them, they say, I don't want any They apparently believe that the Donald is going to step in and save them. A racist white woman in South Carolina since the twenty years in prison for unprovoked attacks on her black and Latino neighbors, prosecuto Say Mandy Fortson's convicted of firing a handgun to an apartment where a black family lives, wounding the father and traumatizing his kids, and into the home where an Hispanic family resides. Prosecuted say Mandy, a forty eight year old former paramedic, tried to lie about what she did, but unfortunately for her, there was evidence showing that she went into her backyard, started shooting, and after firing six shots, reloaded and continued shooting again. Mandy Fort since of twenty years, local cops interested enough, did not charge this one with a hate crime. President Biden still in his two pronged mission to come to a meeting of the minds with the Congress on his infrastructure plans, while at the same time engendering the faith and support of the American people for his administrations. Working as a whole. He was in Cleveland yesterday. He turned the tide on the one in the century pandemic we turned the tide on a once in a generation economic crisis, and families are beginning to be able to breathe just a little bit easier. We still have work to do, but our future today is as bright and as wide open as it ever has been. Mister Baden also Biden rather also says it's time to give the nation's middle class work is a quote fair shake with an economy that he says benefits everyone and not just the rich. History made at the White House this week Karin Gjean Pierre the only the second woman ever to represent the White House on an official briefing. She's also the first openly gay woman to hold a post, the last black woman to hold Jean Pierre's position with Judy Smith. That's the woman who was the inspiration for the Oliver Olivia Pope character on the hit show Can't Scandal As if a white cops haven't looked bad enough these days for him in a kind of swat like uniforms and two dogs posed with a picture of a captured black robbery suspect and listen up, you and the family want to go to Disneyland as a sandwich dead of course. One hundred dollars. It's Scott Salami, Rosemary Ham, Provolone and Sundroft. Well anywhere it's one hundred bucks. Just no, wait a minute, Reggie, just share it. Okay. 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Every week our comedy ability is tested and the way we prove how good we are put five subjects on the wheel, spinning wheel were stop. We got it. That's all it is. That's all it is. Come to let what you got. All right, here are the five subjects. Number one, fish grease. Number two, she wasn't that big in high school. I don't appreciate that one. Okay. Number three taste like chicken. Number four. Now that I have a little money, you know who who I am? Yeah? And number five, I don't know how you could eat that? Give me that right ahead, right ahead, all right, let's go spend the wheel cat. Come on fish three? Oh h Now that I have a little money, you know who I am? Let me have that. Let me starting. See back in the day, my nickname was fish. Didn't nobody know fish didn't speak the fish. You was too fine to speak to the fish. But now that fishes on. Ev Hey, how you doing? Fish? And I can't remember who you are. I was out of my league. I was way out of my league. You was dropped dead fine to me. I beg boy, won't it it? I used to ask for a day and night. You never gave me the time of day. But naw, naw, got a little money. I'm on the Steve Harvey, MORTI show you're texting me now, I can't have it if I want it, I don't want it now, I don't want it. Yeah, anytime, come on, Joey, you know whatnot. I got a little money. You know who know my name? Now? Be collected? They know who they talking to now. But if they don't even call me by my real name, that's how I know they know I got money. Let's excuse me as Junior and Junior that ain't my govern name. Everybody know now real it's right up my alley. Nah, I got a little money. Yeah, you know who I am now? Yeah? This goes out to Ike back in Cleveland, and mister Albert's means yeah, I used to call me el Kate lay awaken o. Nah. But and I I buy your whole damn stone. The next time I walk in, I ain't coming in lay away, feel me. Yeah, I might just Bryda. Let me put an initial out there with a last name, just the initial and the last name. You know who you are, the last name white? Ah. You were so fine, Oh my god, you was fine. Did not even speak to me in the hall way I walked past you act like a slave. Because I ain't gonna look you now. He was that damn fine, but oh it is changed, Nah, because fish got a little money. Yeah, he's got a little money. I'll tell you where. Everybody know my name, and now I'm a lot more familiar and welcome. When I walk into though bank. Account used to sit on six dollars. But when I didn't know this though. When I go in the bank, now there's a whole nother room. It's got vegetables hit it. Wow, she's Oh. When I go to banks, missus space this away away, just standing in line. Come on around this way? Do you have your access card? Never mind, I have mad wiping. Oh you know I used to couldn't go to you that I didn't get invited to the big Christmas party because I just you know what I'm saying. I wasn't big enough. I didn't have a name enough. But now that i'm violing and I'm I'm on the show and I'm the nip. You got a little money in doing little stand up, I don't want to go to your fucking Christmas party. Now I thought my own damn Christmas party my shot. All right, all right, we'll be back with nephew Tommy's prank phone call right after this you're listening to show coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the subject I don't do black or broke when I'm out. You're right now, though, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What do you have for us today? Next? I want to date your mom? Oh see right there, I want to date your mom, Steve, how would you do it again? Please? Uh, today's prank is I want to date you. Put some prank on that. Put some on that here, I mean you know, I mean I can't tell you how the prank call. Obviously be the king of it because I was just talking about the introductions. Could use a lot of water. Yeah, I put some more flavor on that, and I see the flavors in the plant, and we'll put some seasoning on that intro though. Yeah, that's that's where you are not different. And so once again, just do what you want again? All right? How did you say I'm sure I can't. I want to date your MoMA? Do you man? Run it? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach miss Burns. This is James, this is our son. How you doing man? My name is Gordon Gordon. Just recently joined the church man within the last month, and I was trying to get in touch with with Miss Burns. One of the members gave me a number, but I guess they they must have gave me the wrong number. I guess it's it's a home number or what is this? A hell of hello? Who? Who is this again? My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at the church. Yeah, this is just your number. Yeah, man, this is my phone number. I'm James, I'm my son. Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother? Right? All right? Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get in touch with miss Burns. Now is did you have a sale or home number somewhere I can get in touch with Miss Burns? Wait to time, I tell you your name is what Gordon? Gordon Gordon. I just joined the church man, so I might not have met you yet. Jane. Okay, well God bless you man, Thank you man. I appreciate it, because is it anywhere I could get your mom's home number? Fun? I mean, you're just joined the church. I mean, I don't. I don't see why you wouldn't be able to talk to it. I mean, is there anything there a message I could pass someone to it? Them? Uh? Well yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if it's all right for uh, for me to take her out. I've been seeing them for the last Hold up, Hold up, hold up, hold hold tell about you. You were just saying to you a new member to the church and somebody gave you or they were attempting to give you my mother's number, and you're asking me if you could take her out. Man. Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I had her phone number. I guess they give me your number by mistake. You know, that's my reason for carl. I thought I was gonna get her. I want to take her out, you know, maybe to dinner or something. Well, I'll be quite honest, man, I just came back home from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man, And uh, I mean, you know my post just passed away not too long ago. And I ain't you know, I ain't too keen or my mama going out with somebody. And besides you, you don't even sound like you. Hey, she in the sixties. Man. Older you man, I'm thirty six. The hell out of you. You How old man? I'm thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing? You do realize my mom is pushing sixty, right? You know what, man? I look at it like James, right, James, I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't number the number man. It wasn't your heart man, And how you carry yourself? You know? Yeah? But my hey, hey, but my mama ain't no cougar like that. And I know she ain't coming after you right now. I remember telling me that she trying some new things at this church, but going out with some thirty thirty. How do you do a baby? Man, I'm thirty. I'm thirty six. Dude, Man, you like my brother something man, ain't nowhere in the world my mama gonna be dating. Say okay, than Dan. Let me say this man. First of all, I ain't even know I was calling you. Second of all, I'm calling and speak with her. I'm not calling trying to get permission from you. Miss Burns is a grown woman. And whoa whoa whoa talking about now? I don't think you're every man. I just came back from fighting overseed. My pops passed away not too long ago. I am the man of the house. Let's get that straight right now, all right. I don't care if I'm still living at home or not. I'm the man of this house, all right. You calling the ass my mama on a date, you might as well just stick the church dog, because you know, as I said, be blessed. But it ain't gonna be no blessing from me to you. I tell you that right now. Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all. Bro. You might no less sea, and I respect the fact that you've been overseas and you've been fighting for this country. Okay, But if I decide I want to speak to miss Burns about going out, I think Miss Burns has every right to decide if she would like to go out with Gordon's or not, and Gordon wants to take her out, I took up. Hold up, look, bro, I don't care how old you say you are, all right, Number one, you're too young. As I already mentioned. All right, this ain't going down with you and my mama. I'm straight up, hey, man, that's for your mama to decide. No, No, you you bringing up my mamma. You're letting the word your mama come out your mouth again. That's gonna get you up, all right. I don't know where you're from. I don't give how old you are. I'm pretty sick. I know what church my mamma go to and and it ain't gonna be her. And you you ain't gonna be asking her out, all right. I don't give what it takes. I would show up on Sunday, catch up in the pulpit or wherever you're gonna be sitting in the back of the choir. It don't matter something's going down. You will not gonna get with my mama like that. You got that. That's up for your mama to decide if your mamma want to go out with me down dinner. I ain't looking long with that, man, I'm I'm deciding it right now. It ain't gonna happen. I told you before, be blessed or get your wook. You got two choices, all right. I didn't fight sees three years to come back and also deal with my daddy did and then come back. I'm suffering from PSD. Dog, I don't know what I'm gonna do unless you want to get it like that suffering from one a PSD post traumatic stress syndrome, and I will release all that on you. Got that. I don't play. But hey man, listen, I don't want no trouble. It don't matter to me. You can killt you. Okay, Look, man, listen, I ain't trying to have no trouble about you. Man. All I'm gonna say is this right here. I'm I'm gonna I talk to you mom on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna tell them? Are you not hearing me? Man? I'm okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay? Can I say this? Can I say one more fight? Ain't kill you? Man? You explode. You ain't got nothing else to say. I got one more thing before you explode? Man? Is you listening? Yeah? Man, James? What hey? Man? I want to tell you this. Man. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your mama, Hi got me the prank phone call? You get the out of here? Who Hey man, this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. Your mama told me she's saying my son been overseas, he's been fighting. I'm glad to have him home, she said, we got him back in the spirit of laughing. Man, my mama, are you Are you kidding me? Man? We got you good. We listen to this show overseas. Man. First of all, I gotta say thank you for fighting for this country. I want to ask you one more thing. What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land? Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Get it overseason in the States? Though, Thanks man, you oh you know you did? Yes, you play so much? Don't already know? Mama's me a little too, don't of course? Mother, I wish you would talk about dating. Man. I might call you, might call you next. See that's just see that's you too far? Were you going to far? A lot? That's you right there at that edge. But he usually goes to the edge, step over it sometime. You you think I'm mumbible? Now now perfectly? My God? Is this reverse psychologist? No, I don't matter. Don't psychology. Don't work with him. We're getting ready to get into the Strawberry letter. Okay, up, next subjects. I don't do black or broke. We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to show. Right now, it's time for today's Strawberry Letter. People, and if you need some advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter, right Steve, Yep, exactly, all right, let's go then, nep, let's go. Buckle up, hold on tight. We got it for you. Here it is. It is the Strawberry Letter subject. I don't do black or broke. Dear Stephen Shirley, I have a loving heart and always try to help others. That being said, the other day, I was in the discount store buying toiletries to make packets for the homeless. I keep at least five packets in my car at all times, and I give them out when I see the need. So I was in the checkout line and there was a couple in front of me. I overheard the lady asked the clerk how much was tax on a seven ninety nine shirt seven dollars and ninety nine cent Shirton. The cashier told her sixty nine cents. Both the man and woman started looking everywhere for the change. I eased over to the man and I tried to slip two dollars in his hand. Sounds like a good gesture, right, Well, No, I couldn't believe the sugar honey iced tea that happened. Next. The half of that was with the half of that was with this man loudly accused me of pushing up on her man. I told her that I was just trying to help them out. She told me she didn't care and that she didn't appreciate me in her man's face. I apologized and told her that I should have given it to her, but the man was closest to me. The man was thanking me and apologizing, which made her go off even more. She was so upset that she left without buying the shirt, but kept my two dollars. Well. I was so mad, I yelled, look, you call a green Eden insecure EBT card carrying half of I'm married to a white man. I don't do black or broke. I don't want your broke, but man broke, as like said, that's what the letter said. Like I said, I have a loving, caring heart, and I love black people. I truly hate people with this kind of mentality. What's wrong with our people? I know I could have handled this differently. How should I have responded, Well, well, it's sure and I can't wait to hear yours. Thank you, Steve. Well, it just doesn't sound like you love black people. To me, it doesn't sound like that at all. Sounds like you hate them. And I definitely question the part about you know, all this love you have in your heart, especially for these people you called Collard Green eating insecure ebt car carrying what you called her that. I think you were wrong. I mean, I just don't think you slip another woman's man money. It's just not a good look. Good intentions or not. Uh, it just wasn't a good look. Any other woman would have been upset with you too, because when she looks over and sees you slip in some money in her hand, what is she supposed to think? Like what she thought? You're pushing up on her man? And you know you threw it out there like that because you're married to a white man. I mean, you just won't convince me that you like black people with this attitude. I mean, how should you have responded? You ask if you really wanted to help. You could have offered to give the two of them the two dollars. I've seen that happen many times in the grossery store. If people come up short, the person behind them might say, Oh, don't worry about it, I got it, or I'll pay for it. Or you could have simply given it to the cashier. If you could have said you were going to give it to her, or given it to her discreetly. I just don't think you would have reacted. I think you would have reacted the same way if someone tried to do that to you, and you're a white man that you so proudly speak of. Steve, there's my answer. Well, pretty good, surely. Oh here's a deal. This is lettuce kind of. She opens a letter by saying I have a loving heart and always try to help people. Then she start telling you what type of loving heart she has, and she has a loving heart for the homeless. She keep five packets in a car just in case she run up into somebody, so she in the checkout line. Now, this is her loving heart. Her loving heart is for homeless people, and she keep five packs. She in the checkout line, lady behind a shirt. They asked how much is taxes. They don't have the money. So you see some people in need and you try to help. You slip the guy two dollars. She see it and go off. Now you were wrong for sliding this man the money. You know that, okay, But and you think it was a good gesture. I understand technically what you're doing is right. How you went about it was wrong, okay. Well you couldn't believe the sugar hunted iced to have next. Now, I was reading this letter and I was thinking when the subject says I don't do black or broke, I thought you were white. But I was wrong. Sugar honey iced tea is a black statement. The health funk that was with the man, that's another black statement. So now I know you black. Accuse me of pushing up on her man. I told her you just trying to help him out. She said she don't care, and she didn't appreciate you in your man's face, her man's face. I apologized and told her, now you so far, you're doing the right thing. You apologize. I could understand you're calling her health. I got that you apologize to and you told it. You probably should have given it to her. But the man was closest to you, and then the man he thinks or thinking sorry about this and it's sorry, it's going out, which made him on mad. Now without buying the shirt, she kept your two dollars. Now here comes the loving heart. Right. Look, you call it green eating insecure EBT card? Can Heifer? Now let me ask you something, because now I know you black. What made you assume that she loved call it greens? And what made you assume she was has an EBT card? Hang on, Steve, we'll come back for part two of your response at twenty three after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters, subject I don't do black or broke right after this you're listening, all right, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter. It's really simple. This woman says she has loving heart, She helps the home. She met a couple in the store buying a shirt. They didn't have enough money. She slipped two dollars in the man's hand. The woman went off cause you won't be giving my manner and get out his face. You apologize you're doing all right. Then you told her you should have given it to her, and then you said I love black people. She kept her two dollars and walked out the store. This is where your love for black people turned. She walked out the door. You man so mad? You told her you called green eat insecure, EBT card carrying heifer. I'm married to a white man. I don't do black or broke. I don't want your broke ass man. Now, you just handed the man two dollars. Then you tell the lady, I don't want your broke ass man the kind of give them. Yeah, you're a funny giver and you're married to a white man. You don't do black or broke. Wow, that's an interesting statement. I really don't have nothing for you, lady, except to Jessica. You love black people, but not enough to marry one. So your love for black people is limited because it's been prejudiced by your thoughts that black people are insecure. Call it green Eton and EBT car carrying people. Now you can say like I said, I have a loving heart and I love black people. I truly hate people with this kind of mentality. What's wrong with our people? Well, the same thing that's wrong with you because you one of us, see you black, but you hate people with that mentality? You know, the mentality we hate. We hate people who don't love us enough to want to be with us. We have people in our race like you who look down on others because they don't fell on some hard times. So now since you think they call it greendy need bt can caring people. You don't even want to marry one of them. So now, congratulations, you have a white man. Ain't nothing wrong with that, do you, sister? But don't tell or huh, you don't do black or broke? What do you mean you don't do black? That'd be like, for example, let me get you this example, lating. Let's say I helped the homeless, and I got my little fire bags in the car like you. But I'm driving along and I see some homeless people. But I decide that I don't do white, So now I don't help the white people out skipt they homeless. These bags is just for black people. See that's what you say it, I don't do black or broke like those two go together. Well, I want to say something to you. All of us on this show happened to be black. Ain't now one of us? Broke? Not now one of us? But she don't do it because we blacks lady, you sad. You're sad the way you have me. Yeah, but you're not gonna change because you have this. You have a self hatred about yourself that's carried over into the rest of the black people. So that's why you figure if you go get a white man, that'll fix it for you. You're steal the black lady in your stuff. She's better than Yeah. White people carry EBT cards to a lot and they could be insecure, like Call of Greens. Yeah, you race on so many levels. I'm talking about John kind of. It's like says, girl, you think white ice cold hunt. Yeah, you're right, that's it's just it's sad when people are that way. Man, Yeah, it is. And she thinks it's okay. She sees nothing wrong with it. No, surely thought it was okay, good enough to write a letter like we would agree with her. I hate people like that. How should I have handled you had wrong? First of all, Yeah, you're handled it wrong. Shouldn't have told us you're gonna do black people cause I do. And she tried to to to sugarcoat it by saying she helps the homeless, right, but I do black people all day long, all day and white people too. I do white people, thank you very much. Yes, I don't mind doing white people. Think it was waiting. I was waiting in some of your best friends of white, some of my best friends so white. And let me tell you, I take the black money I get and I hang out with white. But she's trying to make it like the lady. Something's wrong with the other lady for going in. You're slipping her man some money. And when the lady went up, I'm sorry, ye walk away from it. Right. It's not a good look. You're a strange woman slipping her man some money. Anybody would have reacted. Any woman would have reacted like that one did me. The reason she don't do black or broke because she may used to be black and broke. All right, listen, we gotta get out of here. Email us, Instagram, my shirt thoughts on today, very letter at Steve Harvey f M. All right, coming up next more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening to show. All right, Uncle Nuff are here. You know, it's a Memorial Day weekend. So you guys, you UNC and NEF have some grilling tips for the rules and all of that. Yeah, let's get started. What you got. Do you clean your grill? Oh? Not that much. I really just I really just brush off the residue from the last time fall into the flame. Yeah, but I don't clean the grill completely. You don't clean the heat hit it. Once that head hit it, I'll put I'll put that grill over that fire. Five kill all John. Oh, and you just scrubbed off the leaves. I'll take my steel brushing it, clean it. But I want that season. Are you do? Now? Walk me through this. Walk me through marinade and a slab of reels. Now, marinating the slab a reel for me is very simple because you can do it overnight, but it's not necessary. I do like a thirty five forty five hour long process. The first thing I do, I go down to Walmart and they got this thing that can peel the skin off the back of the ribs. The first day, the little the little thin layer skin that that's real chewy. I takes that off. See, I peel that off. Keep going. I'm listening because this is how you really get your meat to taste right. To take that skin off that's on the bone side of the reel like so serious first time to get this feel like yeah, and you should be no note, come on cooking. I only use a dry rub. That's all I use, Okay, and I have a special dry rub that I use. All right, so you put that on? How long you just let that? Now? First, I got my fire outside going right, but I prefer the big green egg. That's what I got. That's the best way. Then once I get that coals down there, I pull them to three quarters side of the grille because I got the big one, and I leave a fourth for the grill with no coal under it. I pull all the cold forward so I'm only on three fourth to the grills in case my meat get there going a little hot. I got a little cools, but I can push the meat to keep it from direct heat and cooking it. Then when I shut the lead down, I monitor the dampers and the drafts on it to keep it around two seventy five two fifth. That's good cooking, tempt right there, two fifty two seventy five. Got that green egg in there. Now, I rub my meat with this dry rub. I take it out there and I set it on the grill reub side down. Reub side down at two seventy five and I shut it all right, Steve Um, we should take a pause here because we only have a few seconds. We'll come right back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to show. We're back with these barbecue grilling tips from UNC and Neff all kinds of barbecue tips. You guys are giving us reub side down at two seventy five, and I shut it okay. Fifty five minutes later, come on, come on, I opened the lid and you can start eating baby backs that fan. Yes, sir, Do you ever refus in four? No? I do nothing. Okay, you've seen that process though, right, I've seen there's nothing wrong with it. You put them on. You can put them on for about forty five, what about thirty minutes, and then take them off, wrap them, put them back on, and let them cook the rest of the way in the fall. Yeah. See, I don't wrap my meat. Well, is there a problem with wrapping your bead? I mean sounds I'm just saying it ain't just say but it's not the same. Come on, I felt like I was going in the room where I but fifty five to fifty seven minutes on one side. I never flipped the meat, right, really, I never flip it because what happens is when you cook it just bones side down, and you know, ain't no meat on the bones side of the real seat. But what it does is it seals it real nice and it keeps the meat real juicy because you put a seer on the bone side and then the smoke and my wood chips cooked the meat on the top. So why do people flip their meat? I mean I see that. I mean my brother flip is me my daddy flipps. I just don't. I just don't because it's not necessary and you get you get a real tender piece of baby back. I do this now. I'm telling man, ask anybody that didn't have my reals. Now here's what a lot of people don't perfect because now you did turn me on the something that was good, that lump cold. I never knew nothing about that. That's the only thing I messed with. That's that's uh, what's that? That's that's like wood that's already been burnt before. Yeah, and it's what they have. It's foor as fires. Yeah, all them charred trees that's what it is. That's perfect for barbecure. Lump cold. Central Market got hurt. I bet you a lot of that was a little Central Market grocery store. It's made by Central Market. Well they bag it up, is what I mean? Well, yeah, it's it's all the same. But green Egg has a good version. That's usually the most burns. You know, because you could see some of the wood and some of it. You ain't ever seeing the green Egg shar the smoker, not actually green Eggs and ham. Girl, this this, this is too much, not only not cooked. She don't even know the brands of appliance small green Eggs at the barbecue growing up. Oh my gosh, upset though, that's what you're Thinkings and green Egg All right, go on, Steve, Sorry, all right, So we learned a lot grilling with Steve Man. Yeah, yeah, Steven Tommy Tommy is a good grilling. Yes, give pray, sir, will be grilling this weekend. I won't be eating bad boy out there on that grill. I won't be eating red meat, but I'm gonna I'm gonna have salmon all on it. Oh yeah, did you know that? See he doesn't eat red meat. Anymore anymore. Now, do you make your own sauce, you're own barbecue sauce, or do you buy it? Or what? I got two barbecue recipes? Give me one. There's a barbecue sauce called Old George Tet just fine, Old George t barbecue sauce. Got an old black dude. They got honey bourbon maple. I used two bottles of that. Have you tried sweet baby? Ye oh? I had plenty of that. But it's it's it's all right. If you want the best job barbecue sauce that you ain't got to do nothing to William's brothers, William's brothers, barbecue sauce is the one where you ain't got to do nothing to it. Okay, let me see. And it's better than sweet Baby rays, I'm telling them. Okay, all right, we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here we are. We're back with these barbecue grilling tips from Unc and Neff. All kinds of barbecue tips you guys are giving us, just dropping all kinds of barbecue. You're not taking no notes, soak it in, no knowledge though, why because you. Okay, now, let me tell you what y'all to get what old mute, old mule y'all don't know man, y'all don't know them about to cut. That's some slavery. So mute Shirley Season made this one, lady, What old mute? Yeah you, it's got a brown label on it and a picture of a mule head. Is ha. Listen to me. I'm trying to help y'all weekend out. Y'all don't know this type of stuff talk. I've been experimenting with this stuff out of bought. Every barbecue sauce day is from craft on up. I'm telling who got the best damn barbecue sauce? Old mule and doctored a little bit. Okay, And that old mule it's got a little kick to it. I want to call it mute. And now you want to cut the kick with a little brown sugar? All right, cut that kick. It's a little bit of brown sugar to taste, and then put a little mustard in it. Okay, Okay, that was a little mustard and a little brown sugar to taste. But have it simmered in a pot on the low. So when you stared it blend the flavors in battle. We'll be back with more right after this. You're listening, all right, Barbecue rules and regulations were three barbecue sauce. We're talking about the whole time you adding and tasting. Add a little bit at a time and go to your taste boom when you get in there. But now let me tell you something that old George t that's what that's what you want to start with. Ask you something is anything new? You got old, mute old, the old ass sauca. But if you say they ain't work, I'm gonna try a couple of the new weekend. But you I need something we got new, mute, modern new You good food or y'all? What what what y'all want? As name? I want something before citiens. You know something after Citi? All right? You know your uncle's rufus tigue barbecue. Rufus, it's rufus. You know this, older dake, you got my uncle? Hold on, let me google rufe man, because I'm a barbecue dude. If you get this rufus t rufus tigue barbecue sauce, that's some of the best snowball that you could buy. And if you learn how to mix them. I gotta recipe boy with this rufus t and I use two different rufus TuS. I send it to my daughter. My daughter asked me for it. Let me see if I look at the thing on the bout that said rufus tigue made some salt. That's what it says. That's the slogan. Look at rufus tigue made some flaws you damn rucket. Yeah, now that that that's house I feel mean what se that's that's you know what time? It just says you all. My uncle didn't make a burn up sack sauce man. No, No, it's barbecue. The Lord, the Lord, what what you say? The Lord is not goalw Do you have a brand like a smokey brand, like, hey, we had to come back, freedom, Freedom, come back. I just want to before get it all right, We'll be back with our last break of the day and Steve's closing remarks about barbecue at forty nine. After you're listening, all right, Steve, here we are. We're at our last break of the day before we um head on into the holiday weekend. Do some inspirational stuff, but get your pens and papers out. I'm about to give you a recipe that you can make the bomb Diggity Bobby Q sauce, and everybody will be talking about it, girl, and then you come on. That's what I'm first of all, this is what you need. A half a cup of apple side of vinegar. Okay. You need six teaspoons of garlic powder, level, not too much, just six level, easy teaspoons of garlic powder. Got it. You need seven teaspoons a brown cane raw sugar. Alright, alright, not that, not that brown sugar that's matted together in the bag. You want cane sugar crystallize. So you want seven teaspoons a brown cane raw sugar. You need one bottle a rufus tegue sweet heat. You need one bottle a rufus tegue honey sweet barbecue sauce, honey sweet. Okay, fresh Market sells this barbecue glow seals that just get to going round. I got it. Croak up. I've seeing some Albertson's with it. Now you blend all this together, then I want you to take that empty bottle of rufus tu yeah, fill it up with water one and a half times, okay, so fill up a bottle of Rufus tue empty barbecue sauce, poured in that, stirred, Put a half a bottle in there and stirred one and a half simmer on low heat, and watch it. Watch what the hell happened? Let me let me recount. Have a cup of apple, side of vinegar, yes, Six teaspoons of garlic powder yes. Seven teaspoons of brown cane raw sugar. Yeah, that's important. You can use a little bit more sugar. Let's go to taste, got you all right? One bottle of Rufus tegue sweet heat, yes, one bottle of Rufus Tegue honey sweet, yes, sir, all right, put all that, semar all that. But before that, take a bottle and a half of water and pour that in there in samara in then Rufus teague bottles did so basically, let me try this one more time. We got a half a cup of appholes center, side of ennegar, and then we got six teaspoons of garlic powder six to be exact, moving along, seven teaspoons of brown came raw shop yes. Seven completion, you gotta keep it wrong. And then we got a bottle or the one and only ruf Rufer's t. Good guy to my follow me now because I'm going somewhere. And then we got a bottle a rufus t hut. Come on, take all of that, put it in a pot and get it w And then you take that same bottle, that empty bottle of Rufer's tea, hit it up with water. Po get you another half a bottle of water. Put it in that uf of you. Now pour it in that pot all up in Now there that pot around, let us sever, let us sum one, put it on low, put the lid on it. And good God of mine, you have what we call the bomb. Barbecue sauce. Yes, that is hey man, that all the barbecue. I'm not creative and do not want to follow that house. Want to open up a jaw. Try to find yourself some Williams, some brothers Williams, some brothers, barbecue sauce. If you don't want to do nothing after that, find yourself some bones sucking sauce. Oh that wouldn't scare me. Somebody's going into bedroom. Yeah, what barbecue? If you're real lazy? What is that you call? Is it? Baby raised? Oh? Sweet baby rais? Yeah, if you're just lazy. And you don't want to make no sauce if you're following that recipe right there, or you're gonna love open to do this though, watch me, you're gonna love it. And I'm a video with and put it up Monday. Can I do that Tuesday? Yeah? The website? Yeah, okay cool? And women ask just what we down at the camp? Is that the same sauce she'd be having at the camp now, it makes a different one for the camp. Okay, into it? But you like it though, don't I love it? See what I'm just doing? All meat, no vestable change sauce. Oh couse, there ain't no sides at the camp. Well wait a minute now, then Tommy can't come because he's off meat right now. If Tommy came to the camp, he'd be in here. Come. Tom just ain't gonna eating back and in the back of my cottage. Yeah, he's off meat right now. Okay, well not that week. Tell me I'm gonna be back on the side something, tim but I'll be right back on it. Barbecue. And if Tommy came to the camp, he'd be out there with the kids. I'd been to the camp. Yeah, barbecue, good at the camp man. Steve makes it all man fun up to sun down here on that grim were waiting. All right, Steve, Ladies and gentlemen, UH normally do close with mad school. We were talking about a subject that's dear to my hard if you wasn't feeling that when I do understand, God bless you have a great weekend and whatever you do, do the reels that they wants to get done for all. Steve Harvey contests No purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey FM dot com. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show