Welcome to the ride! Are you Android or iPhone? The ladies have their questions and Tommy and Junior have the answers. Simone Biles proves more and more why she is the GOAT. Rihanna shows us that she is down to earth. Drizzy has legitimate claims to being bigger than The Beatles. Antonio Brown is still stuck on his helmet issues. Yahoo Finance reports that parents spend an average of over $500 around back to school. Fool #2 murders another one in the spirit of Cardi B. Ever walk in on your parents having relations? Check out Comedy Roulette! Rick Ross almost gets clipped while crossing the street. Mystikal forgets to watch hisself on stage. Danger! John Legend brings hope to Dayton. #DaytonStrong. Today in What We Learned Today, the crew learns some things about everyday people and gets a little reminder within the sports realm, plus more.
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Y'all know what time of y'all don't know, y'all back a suit on, looking back to back down, giving them more like amazing buck things. And it's not doing me true good. It Steve hard to move together for ste please by, I don't join join me to be doing men. You gotta turn, you gotta turn to turn them out. Got the turnout to turn, turn the water the water. Come come on your baby at it, huh, I show will good morning everybody you're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yoh man. God is in the blessing business all day every day. God got hundreds of millions of blessings that he passes out every day. All I want to do is be the recipient that I'm the recipient of what He has for me. That's all I want. I just want God's favor, and I go. I want God's blessings. You know, of course I need his mercy and his grace, but I just want his blessings and his favor. I want. I want that in my life because it does things for me that I'm absolutely incapable of doing for myself. And I've been a recipient of many of those, and you can be the recipient of them too. You already are, really, really, you already are. If you're getting up every morning, that's a blessing. If you're getting one day closer to anything you're trying to accomplish, that's a blessing. But now let me talk to you about this part right here, folks, because this is the part that messes people up a great deal. What happens when you get off track? What is that? What does that mean? When you get off track? See, I've been off track. I can't tell you how many times, and it happens in so many aspects of your life. But what is it that makes getting off track so debilitating to some people? You know, there are some people who want stay off track. They off course, they off the dream, they own to something else. And you cannot allow the fact that you've gotten off track to stop. You can't tell you something. Everybody gets off track. That are people who are living their life's dreams in spite of getting off track. See what happens when you get off track? Here's the simple thing to do. The simple thing is just to get back on track. Now, that's that's but that's easier said than done, ain't it, Steve. Yeah, Because, see, people, when you get off track, here's some of the things that happen. See you get the here come to they sayers, some of them from the outside, some of them internally. Here's what gets said when you get off track. See, I told you, I told you. You know you. You start hearing that it's not for you. Okay, this is all just because you got off track. It's not for you. Okay, here's another one. It ain't meant to be. You can hear it all you could said, Well, I guess it's just not meant to be. But let me ask you a question, though, who made the rule that when you get off track you can't get back on? Who made that rule? Where has that written that once you get off track you can't get back on? See, Because I'm gonna tell you something, folks, there's no such rule. As a matter of fact, it's quite the opposite. See, everybody, in pursuit of a dream, a goal and aspiration or a mission, it's going to get off track. Sometimes you're going to get derailed. They are going to be days where you're not going to get it right. That are going to be days where you feel like giving up. There's going to be days when you're just gonna flat out get it wrong. That's the journey. But let me tell you something. Every successful person that I know, ever met, talked to, set out, and chopped it up with, have shared one thing in common. We all get off track. We all get it wrong along the way. I don't care who the person is. The president got it wrong along the way. Your pastor got it wrong along the way. Qui director guy got it wrong along the way. The principle at your school got it wrong along the way. The valor victoria of your class got it wrong along the way. The star of the team got it wrong along the way. They've all been off track. Your boss down at your job, he got it wrong along the way. Your immediate supervisor got it wrong along the way. Everybody I know that has any measure of success in every level that you call success, however you want to label it, has gotten off track. As a matter of fact, it's impossible. Listen to me, it is impossible not to get off track in pursuit of your dreams, goals, visions, aspirations. It is impossible. Don't you let nobody tell you that they got through life unscathed, that they made it because they was just so determined and I would let nothing turn me back. Yeah, you might not have let nothing turn you back because you hear all but you thought about it. Oh you thought about it on days when you was off track. But see, people don't like to tell the whole story. They just want you to think as much as you can about them. So when they tell you their story, they leave out the stuff alone. The way it was just hard work and determination that got me here. No it wasn't, No, it wasn't. It was the fact that you got off track and the grace and mercy of God allowed you to get back on. His forgiveness allowed you to get back on because you would not believe what some of the people have done. So when you get off track, don't allow the naysayers outside and the big naysayer inside, because let me tell you something, the biggest naysayer of them all comes from inside. See, it don't matter what other people say out there. It takes some time for you to learn this, And I understand because it took me some time to learn it. See, I have a lot of naysayers out there, But I ain't operating for them, operating function for the ones that love me, for the ones that get me, for the ones that understand what I'm really trying to do. And so don't you be the one that doesn't allow yourself to get back on track when you get off track, because, like I said, who made the rule up that you can't get back on track? There's no such rule out there. Stop stopping yourself from getting it right. So what you started to diet at the beginning of the year, and you already off, start another one, start over, try it again, don't ever stop trying. If you stop trying, you can't make it. But if you never give up the effort, if you never give up and say it's over, it ain't over. You heard just saying it ain't over to the fat ladies saying I never invite her. She's not invited. It ain't over, to the fat ladies, saying I don't know where the fat ladies stay. I am not sending her an invitation to none of my events. She's not welcome here. She didn't ask me a couple of times, how come I never get invited? Because you're gonna start saying it, and I ain't got time for that. All right, stop inviting the fat lady to all your events. Thank you, you're listening. Wake up, everybody, It is a Steve Harvey Morning Show. Big up to all of the android people out there. You know there's a thing again, Androids against iPhones, Androids against I am the Android man of this show. Comas Miles, Nephew, timey, Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Welcome to the ride, Sling Straw Barrett, I phone ten, I phone ten right here. What you need? Hey, good morning, Nephew, Good morning, Happy Tuesday, Happy Tuesday. Tell you and the Mastermind the one and only call a Prairieview. That's pe thee Farrell. What aw baby girl? What's happening to Nephew? What's up Shirley? What's up? Junior? What's going on? Calling Android? The iPhone and Phea? Yeah? I like the effect when you hang up on people, you feel like you're slamming it. Still has the flip phone because I'm not mad at Hub bring it back change. They do not still make flip phone. She still has one. But I only wanted for that part because when you text who you get ahead right there. They won't scoot over. When you think it's both, you have to start over. Junior board Prayer review. What did but before morning? Everybody? More than ever? You know what time? I'm taking all way back payfall page. Now you're looking for me? Remember that you said it you're looking for me? Who're looking for me? But that was the same. I ain't called because you ain't put your clothing? Yeah, why ain't called? Boy? Used to be small either? Her eggs off the freeway. I got to get off somebody and hit me nine one one. I gotta I got something for y'all that goes that goes with this what's up? Check this out? So you know the song Bugga Boom? Yeah, huh So Tasha and her friends they're singing the song and something they look at me. Tasha says, uh, you know the part where it says you make me want to throw my page out there? Tell MCI to cut the phone out. Satasha said, what's the page? And we were like what she said? Who is? MCI said? Was a phone company girl? C Yeah? Yeah? The next tale, next tale o prime Coach, prime Coat, wonder phone, I think angler. Yeah. So anyway, she said so what's the pages. So we're trying to explain it was it was a group of moms. We're trying to explain to these girls what a pager is and what she said. Why, guy just didn't use the cell phone. We didn't technology, baby, technology was not where it is today. But sureley, when we said we didn't have a cell phone, just imagine DC eleven, twelve, thirteen year old, they all did this. Yeah, how did you? Yeah, we was going through the storm in Houston and all the powers out. Yeah yeah, yeah, my little girl was done. She says, what are we doing with no WiFi? What are we doing? Yeah, we have no Wi Fi? Daddy. Yeah. Meanwhile, he was somewhere hold up in the closet underneath something because the lightening. Yeah, all right, listen. Coming up at thirty two after the hour, we're gonna ask Tommy and ask Junior. Oh all right, yeah, something funny coming up right after this. You're listening show. All right, guys, time for Ask Tommy and Ask Junior. You guys ready, we have some questions for you. First question, oh yeah, oh yeah, you know we always love this segment. All right, you guys ready, come on. Carlie you go first, okay, cool this watching this for Tommy? What you got What is the worst case of being spoiled you have witnessed? Well you just told us last Yeah no, no, no, no no, I got one worse than that. I got one worse that. Uh my son Jordan, he's he has a little kid over to spend the night, right, and the kid comes over. Now we eating? Uh what we eat? We eating? We not have it not? Yeah, yeah, come on with mama gonna say, uh, he don't eat octave. I said, you know, I'm like, what what what the hell are he gonna eat? That's all we got to night And matter of fact, it up on the carro over to the mark. Ye one thing about jack a mouth. We're not eating nothing else. Tore this pot gone so okay, so he did it for lunch too. Yeah. So the little point like I don't I'm not supposed to have that. I'd say, what when your mama come to get you? Oh no, no, no, no, I'm asking when she coming back? Well she it's it's money. She's not coming to like when tell you what, Let's see if you like the damn pope. These are eyes tails him. But when boy, he was licking his face. I say, I don't call your mama. Yeah, I'm not gonna say nothing. But I like this. You don't eat what we right? All right? J Yeah, this one's for you. What's something that can be learned in a day, but but can be useful for the rest of my life. Oh that's easy. The word no. I like it. I like it. You had to learn it. I had to learn it. The word that. It's a big lesson and a lot of people feel itsh's there's no where in the the worlds about it can make you feel guilty about saying nothing. I have the right to say no about you, to say no, this is no. That's right, and you can't fall into that people please thing. Yeah, I like that. I like it. Good less, I like it. Ain't tying me up? All right? What you got? What screams? I want you to think I'm very smart, but I'm just about average three. I want you to think I'm smart, but I'm really take your time. Let them well, when you come to dinner at a restaurant, huh, and you and you trying to read or derves, but you're saying harsh duos or something like that. Yeah, that right there, real screaming at something. This ain't you ain't never been here before, or you've never seen it in print. You ain't seen it all. You're trying to read all derves and then you ain't saying it right. You ain't been here. You can add to that. Wait on your order, Tatar, you think you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, all right, junior, here we go. What song? Now? Think about this? What song makes you tear up every time you hear it? If you buy sick, if you sing a little bit of you're feeling like loving me, come on, little, come on feeling like loving me. But but but that's not the part and the reason why Brian, my best friend, he passed on. Brian would do all to add little so I'll be singing you. And he said, anybody want to touch on John John? Oh, anybody want to control John John? John John was a bit about the group, right, yeah, yeah, that was that was yeah. So that if Brian would do all of the ad Lite got bringing your sex hit by the oath, things that do all of that, we're doing the whole song. Come right back you And that's how we did it. Okay, I keep up every time I knew you were. I just knew you were gonna do a jalicy. I chose it. I cry your time, I cry that's non. I get a bottle out and drank your time. I drank with him, trying a little bit for the homies. Yeah, now you usually seen the same Jodice song, But like Sherley, what was? What's what's your my favorite time? To take my money in my house? And I love that's come on, okay you feel that way a bottom, a little bit of a little bit of Yeah, hake my mom my eyes and my car do right? Hit up? You can make you look you'll do? Girl is worse than drunk. I'm in at it. Fo Yeah, got me? Hey, leave you, Jeli, you got mi eyes will shut ladies and Jane car Junior spake, the fifth member of Jelly say you got me been boy and I'm been in for your little steps and I don't never mind. I'm okay. All right, Well thank you for that. All right? You got a question for Tommy? All right, Tommy, what was your first memory of the Internet? Wow? Jack, you got me an ao ale? Yeah ao elm, you know that's your first one. Yes, I still have aols I did have aol You've got mail like the movie. Oh man, I thought that was the greatest thing in the world. All right, well, thank you guys, appreciate it. Coming up next, Nephew in the building would run that prank back right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour, Entertainment News. Black Girl Magic Gold Medal is US gymnast Simone Biles is the goat baby. Don't think she's not because she is. Okay, did you see us? Yes, high, she can dunk, go basketball, that's what I think. Well we know she can jump. Plus uh yes, Rihanna is just like me and you and Drake is topping the Billboard chart album again. Go ahead, Drake. Right now, Nephew in the building with run that prank back. What's you guy for us today? Shane Leon okay bad with a little bit of French and Shae Leon. Oh junior boy, I hear it is Shane Leon. God dog, if you would be so kind to run that please? Thank you, Hello, Thank you for calling me. Hello, I'm trying to reason. Call please, this is how you doing. Listen. My name is Shi Leon and I was calling you to see if you had any boof rental in the salon that you're working. I'm sorry, Shae shy Leon. I mean my real name is Leon, but my artistic name is shy Leon. Shay Leon is what they call me. Sh Leon. Okay, Um, actually I do have space for another person to come in at work. Um. I am in a suite. It's rather small in here, but if you are interested in coming in working, I would barely like to have someone come in and work with me. That would be nice. Can I ask you a question? I'm good. What's your background? What do you do? Actually? Well, actually I've just moved here to DC. I was actually living in the Los Angeles area, and you know, I've been doing hair there for the last probably fifteen twenty years. I've been doing hair, definitely licensed. You know, I just moved here, but I've been doing here care for quite a long time. I specialized and only doing females hair. And you know, just looking to get into DC and get back to work, and okay, I really want to find a place where I can do some hair and and you know it's going to take me a minute to get some clientele built up, but you know, I know my work is good. Okay, Well, I am in a high traffic area and I think this would be a great area for you just coming in from another state, especially because California, right, is it possible you can come in and take a look and see what you can you know, I'd love I'd love to come in and take a look and see what I don't want the type of work environment you have, and so I'm understanding that a lot of people that do have and have different rooms. Is that how this setup is, Yes, that's how it's set up. However, I did you actually have you actually have a suite? I do have a suite. M it's a double sweet, so there is room for another technician. But you know, with it being such close quarters, you know, you got to got to kind of get a feel for the person that's going to come in and work for you. So right right, Rik's gonna be working real close to each other. Understand, you know, if we kind of meet each other, you know, we can get a feel for each other and see if you work. Let me ask you something. Have you have you had a PHS? Have you worked around a PHS person before? I'm sorry? Who a PHS? Have you worked around. I mean, that's that's pretty much what I do. Have you worked around a PHS. I'm not. I'm not familiar with that term. Is that a California term? I don't with p PHS? Is um private hair special Have you worked with a private hair especialist before? Um? Well, I would consider myself private being so I'm in a suite but where you would be working out and open with myself. So I don't know how private you would be. Oh no, no, no, no no, no, you know you don't understand when it's coming from. I'm a PHS. Okay, private hair specialists, and what that is is I do women's private hair, like if they want removal from under their arm or their chin or you know. But most of my work actually resides in the bikini line. Uh. You know, I'm an artist, so I've known to put your name there. I can die of different color or mohawk landing strip. You let me, let me, let me let me stop you right there. Um you did call and say you were hairstyles, and the last time I check a hairstyles, they'd be style here the hair on top of the head. Celeon does hair, it doesn't doesn't necessarily have to be the hair on the head. I'm just saying, I style, well here, Pierre Leon, Sri Lanka. What's what's your name again? I'm sorry, Shay Leon. You cannot continue to get this wrong, Sha Shay Leon Okay, I'm sorry. What was the name your mom gave you? Because my government name is Leon. But Leon, Okay, Leon, Leon Leon. Again, this is a suite and you will be working in the open with myself and my clients who are a customed to having a professional setting. Um, and I don't think it would be appropriate for you to have someone come in and have a landing strip, airport, a plane, their baby daddy's name. I don't, I don't out or whatever you do. That's not what we're about here. So are you trying to say that you're not open for new ideas? I'm sorry. If you consider that a new idea, then I'm giving you phone number to someone else because this this We're not going to do that here. I haven't. We're not. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. You called Mathalon. Where did you even get my number from? Why? What made you think that you could call my shop and that this is what we do when you could come here and you could do that. Well, I'm thinking that you would be open for something new. Why would you think that I'll be open for that? Who told you that? Which I mean? I you came all the way from California and you called me. You're not coming to my salon to call your name anybody else's name, and you have a landing strip any type of initials. Okay, this is a professional salan, and we found hair. The hair on the head is what I'm doing. I'm did you hear of the headman? That's what she does. Look you, I'm sick of you. I'm sick of you already. So you know what. This is not even gonna work. This is not even gonna work again. We're not doing that here in my shop. I'm sorry. I hope you can call someone else and maybe they all accept your crad Sorry that your career would not be successful as as you would like it to be because you're not open for new ideas is very successful, thank you? Remember what, I'm gonna come over that pass. I'll fly in front of your shop, letting them know about shale Leon and letting them know also that you are not who you really are. When are you coming? Are you coming today? Don't worry about when I'm coming. I don't know where you are. I'm here right now. Can you come today? Please come, I'm coming to day. Please come over here because I'm gonna be that outside waiting for you. Bring your overhead, bring it because you're never understand outside from the Machelon, Great Machelon. What you're not gonna do is denying Shaneley y'all, you're not gonna deny. Please come over here because you will catch the front day smoking back to California. You bring you'all over here. I know one more thing I need to say. That to say to me has one more thing he needs to say. Are you listening to Shane Lyon? What is it? That's his nephew? Call me from the Steve Rven Morning Show. You just gotta pret by your girlfriend, miss Sean? What? Hello? Oh my god? And I don't know everybody. I've got one more thing. I mean, what else you got to play? What is the baddest radio show in the late Steve Harvey Morn Show? Anybody that's my favorite? It's gonna be you. I like that play too much? Yeah, way too much. Your mama name Leon. Yeah, your government now all right, all right, thank you, You're You're done right now, coming up at the top of the hour, entertainment and national news. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Morning Show. Still trending a little of that Black Girl magic, let's talk about it. Simone bilesified her status as the world's greatest gymnast. Okay, I'm gonna say that again. Simone Bile solidified her status as the world's greatest gymnast. At the United States Championships. Simone Biles landed two first ever maneuvers in competition. On Saturday, Simone successfully dismounted from the balance beam with a double backflip and a double twist. What what her body? Yes, yeah, because if I get up there, I don't know which way I'm folded. Turn no, and how high? She went? Oh? Yes, Okay. Then on Sunday, her floor exercise featured a double backflip and get this, a triple I said, triple twist. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean three times yeah after yeah yeah. Now if she's able to duplicate these feats again in October's World Championships, the Gymnastics World will name the maneuvers after her. Now, yeah, look at that. She's Mom Biles right now, she twisted like licorice. I know. She's also the favorite to gold medal at the twenty twenty Olympics in Tokyo. We'll be watching, Yeah, we'll be watching. And let us say she's a native Houstonian. We got to put that on. She is. Yes, she lives in my neighborhood. I was going to ask you about you dropped something someone Biles yesterday was will pack don't see at the supermarket her legs, Oh my god, fine defition. Yeah, yeah, she's the goat. Yes she is. Make no all right. And other entertainment news. Rihanna may be a millionaire, but she's not too good to buy her own groceries. Okay. She was spotted picking up some wine, some basil, and other gourmet items at a market in Los Angeles. She was even pushing her own cart. And even though re Re is an international superstar, she was opting about what the regular people doing regular things. Everybody can basil. I love some basil, yes, right. Uh. Re Re even tried samples of pizza when they had some pizza. You know, she got her a little sample I love that. I love that. I love her. Did they tell you what she was at? Why? Because I need to go five? Will go there anymore? Yeah? When did Junior start working out? Yeah? I be right? Is it cause you're hear him? Hey? Everybody? Hey, anybody need basil? Basil? Line four out four? All right, there we go. And finally, Drake believes he is bigger than the Beatles. Uh. Drake documented it with the tattoo the New Ink. Yeah, it might be true. Yeah, and it's okay. If he's bigger than the Beatles, It's okay, it's all right. The New inc Implicated replicates the Beatles iconic Abbey Road album cover of the four members Remember that walking across the street? Yeah, the left fore arm tattoo? Really he got all that are his Toronto ware? That's all. Yes, you're right. I think you're right about that. I really think you're right about that. The left four arm tattoo features Drake leading the band one step ahead of them. He's not completely wrong. According to Billboard, Drake surpassed two Beatles chart records last year. Drake was He has seven top ten songs for the week for one week, and twelve of his own songs from the Scorpion album charted on the Hot one hundred. The Beatles had eleven at the height of their popularity in nineteen sixty four, so it's okay, it's about time. Yeah, congratulations, I love the Beatles, Love Drake. Oh and one more thing. Drake's care Package album will debut at number one of this week Billboard two hundred Albums chart today. Congratulations again, Drizzy Okay, love him? All right, nephew, let's get caught up today's headline. All right, we have it. She is here, miss Anne Shrimp with National News isanenter with the news. Everybody in good morning. The Trump administration now listen to this, taking steps to make it harder for even legal immigrants to stay here. A new policy would allow authorities to deny green cards to immigrants who use food stamps, medicaid, or any other form of public assistance, and Immigration attorney Stephen Yar tells NPR that the aim is to discourage people who are not quote self sufficient from coming to this country. Previous administrations had basically drawn the line at cash benefits. This administration is moving the line so that people who now receive certain non cash benefits like Medicaid and food stamps now will be considered to possibly be inaligible for Green cards. Trump administration doesn't want so called public charges to be allowed to live and work here permanently or become citizens, and new rules take effect two months from now. By the way, on the conservation front, the Trump administration is also making major changes to the Endangered Species Act. The administration says changes of being made in order to reduce needless paperwork and provide greater clarity. However, critics say the changes will now put more endangered species at risk. A recent UN report said as many as one million species are at risk of extinction in the coming decades. Federal authorities in Ohio have arrested and charged a friend of the gunman who they say killed nine people and injured dozens of others in an entertainment district of Dayton, Ohio. Authorities say twenty four year old Ethan Collie purchased body armor and a high capacity magazine for his friend, but didn't say He says he didn't know what his friend was planning. Ethan Collie is charged with buying and owning firearms while using drugs. The gunman is Connor Bets he murdered six of black people and three others, including his sister, and was shot and killed by police. US Attorney General William Barr vowing that his prosecutors are going to continue to investigate allege under age of prostitution run by a Q sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, even though Epstein is dead. Let me assure you that this case will continue on against anyone who was complicit with Epstein. Any co conspirators should not rest easy. The victims deserve justice and they will get it. William Barr, who refused just last month to prosecutor police offer Sir Daniel Pantaleo for the killing of Miss Eric Garner, says he was appalled and angry to learn of the Manhattan Correctional Centers failly to protect Epstein's life. Finally, today, as national stop stealing the cubs in the bed day, room for one more. The dame comes out of that room, looks at me, and says, room for one more, honey. Now back to Steve Varvey Morning Show. You're listening show time now for a trending sports news with Junior. Come on Junior preseason NFL is here. What's happening? Okay, you know right now, the big story right now is Antonio Brown, Yeah, from the Raiders. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well Brown filed a grievance against the league in order to get permission to wear his preferred helmet. But now that helmet that Antonio wants to wear, if they don't make it no more, you know, it hadn't made it since two thousand left and it could not be recertified for two thousand and nineteen. So the helmet ain't him now you now he making thirty mets. Y, let's not make this helmet the problem. Okay, yeah, let's let's let's not make this a got helmet money you can get an account of him? Yes, well, no he can't because he can't get the one he wants. What if he signed a release for him, you know, like if if something happened to you you came, he could sign the release foreign Timmy. But they don't make the helmet. They're not gonna give it to him. The helmet don't even get made no more. But I'm the one he had. Yeah, I'm with you, Junior. Don't let don't make this about the helmet I played without of him. Gave me the one give me you will not hit my head. I promise you won't give me the one day. What's the first one? They wont the one on the side with no face? Man, leave helmet that he put that on? Put thirty minute lead, give me that. I swear I'm leading head first thirty million and quit talking like he gonna quit. I'm not gonna play. He threatened not to play junior. Did junior, did you hear the about the grievance yesterday? Did you hear me? I heard about the grievance. I just sit there shaking my head. It's you're making thirty meet. I'm shaking my head while you're telling the story right now. Why in the hell is you're not playing well? His grievance was denied. Yeah, they told him no, They told him no, you go. There's other people that didn't get the helmet that they wanted to get the one he didn't get that one. But he went out there and played yeah, yeah, yeah, come on yeah yeah crazy man. Now you're doing too much. Now now you got you wanted the stealers, you're out Now you wanna make it bout to him. You're definitely not sading A good example that's the show. No, no, no, you're not doing that. Man, what's gonna play? He will have to it? He just won Is he just drawing attention to this? Is it that I think it is? It's for attention extension? You send up you crying about of him that day I'm having on what your mama, get your hat. I'll go out there and put Tommy's hat on. Tommy hat out there. Tommy's got a real nice for door right there. It doesn't look anything like a helmet. But I wear that. I can play in that hat. And you're not gonna hit me for thirty me not read this, Tommy, I'll tell you right now. I wear a construction hat. Give me, give me something, Junior. Antonio Brown? Is he the league's greatest wide receiver? Is he? He's one? He's up there? I mean it's Julio Jones. I think um, I think Antonio Brown He's either one? All right, guys, Well thank you, jun Coming up next and thirty four after the hours and back to school shopping. Some spending is up, okay, and Janthony Brown will murder another hit. All that coming up right after this. You're listening to this, Dave, Harvey Morning Show. All right, so before you know it, the kids will be back in school. A lot of kids already went back this week, not to mention, in some parts of the country, the kids, like I said, are already back in school now. According to Yahoo Finance, parents expect to spend around five hundred and seven dollars shopping for the new school year. That's a lot of money, forty forty more dollars than last year. And as for what they'll be spending their money on, all right, let's break it down for you. Two hundred and twelve dollars on clothes. That's up from one hundred and eighty nine dollars from last year. Two hundred and nine dollars on electronics. Guys, that's up from one hundred and eighty six dollars. They're going to spend one hundred and four dollars on shoes, that's up from ninety five dollars. And all right, parents would still school aged children. What do you have to say. You know what bothers me is my kids forehead is really wrinkled. Yeah, up, this stressful, but my kids in private school and still need some extra stuff. This bother a matter of fact, they ought to have sockday wear, these shoes, all the timeme. Yeah, you know expensive, it's expensive. Now, my my daughter, she doesn't wear uniforms. This is her first year. Now I'm wearing uniforms. She's going to middle school. So at the end does this school year, this past school year, she told me to give away all her uniforms. First she said throw them away. Said, yeah, we're gonna give them away. Yes, And so now school shopping and you got to follow the school rules. It's it's stressful. They got to have this outfit, they want this look. And then they have names for different style. Are you skateboard girl? Are you with this girl? Are you dressed like this? Are you will fly? What? What? It's too much? And everybody got a computer? Call? Oh? Yeah, everybody got They don't have books. They do have books, but they have to have laptimes. They have to Yeah, they have to have all that share them. One to private school. She had to have all that too, uniforms, all of that. Yeah, but yeah, you know public school less you and you want to help the teachers out. They still need stuff in the school. So then I like to donate to the classroom as well. Yeah, because you got a lot of teachers that really you know then pockets they really do. They do for supplies and stuff for the kids. And we commend you educators who do that, big up, thank you. Yes, yeah yeah, because the parents out there, when the teachers are asking the things that the classroom need, if you can help them out, help them out money. Absolutely, yeah. One day, one day the kids will realize what sacrifices their parents made. A computer. I would tell him'm gon need a computer for class. Matter of fact, we would get in trouble if we pulled out a computer or calculator. Oh yeah, yeah, calculate. You gotta do it. Yeah in your head, let me see your work. Well listen, speaking of school, ideal family member jo Anthony Brown left us a murder the head. Oh yeah, this right here is called school clothes. Got new clothes, got a new cloth, got new clothes. Here you go away. Come on, Jake jam jam j got some wi You can listen with me because all my stuff is new. These ain't knockoffs because my dad got him. This my school shoot from the stoop, and I got some moth Jesus brand new. I know you six, so you can chuck your mouth. That's what I'm taught about. Look, I eat hot lunch and I got money to dude, I'll let you a pair if you want me to. I'm wearing a new pet every week. You look at that. I speak to you. I've got money, mustaf daddy rich, and I drive to schools Now it's time for some fake Spanish. I really hope that I don't offend better suck on mckety, get only back meaning meaning money munk or don't betty get it bule bubble gum uddle gum, bubblegum, bubblegum bulegum bleuleum. Yeah, like I speak. Yay. We love you, Thank you for that. Yeah, we love you. I know I know he knows how to do it. Doesn he got new clothes is the name of that one. All right, thank you Jay. Coming up next, nephew Tommy is here to make us laugh, of course, with today's praying phone call that's coming up right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject You're not as fine as you think right now, that's the subject of the letter. Oh oh oh, he got hit in his mind. Right right now, nephew is here with today's praying phone call. What you got for his next alarm alert? Alarm? Alarm alert sounds very simple, right right? Okay? Alarm alert? Come on? Kay? Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach the nise please. Yeah, this is Denise. Hi, Denise, This is Tony. I'm calling security. Um, I've got an alarm that we've got an alarm that's gone off. You guys. Property is all right? Are you guys? We're just checking before we send authorities out. Is everything okay? Then maybe someone trip the alarm? Oh my gosh, No, I'm at work. I'm at work right now. I'm not home. Okay. Do you have a tet or dog or anything that could actually trip the alarm? No, No, that's strange. It never goes off like that. I'm nervous. Okay, give you a second. We've got a call into the neighborhood security that actually are en route to the property and they were going to give us some information before we actually sent sent the police officers out, unless you would like for me to send them out now. But yeah, I feel like you should send the police. I mean if I'm not home and nobody's home and my alarms going off and it never goes off, that I'm worried. Okay, hang on one second. This is neighborhood security calling the Hang on one second. I'll be right back to you. Okay, niece, are you there? Yes, yes, yes, I'm here. They have they're out there of a property, the neighborhood security. Do you um there is a black guy? There is only your premise. Are you familiar with who that might be? Well, I mean my husband's black, but he should be at work right now. Okay, oh, definitely, okay, and he probably have texted me if you know the alarm was flying off. Okay, Well, I mean, do you have any other black male friends? Excuse me? Do you have any other Do you have any other black male friends that might be at the house. I mean, yeah, it's a very weird question. I mean I have black friends, yes, but I don't think they would be in my house. Okay, Well, I mean should we just assume that this is your husband? What do you think? I I mean, what would you like? I mean, what how tall is this person? My husband's sixty? Hold on one second, let me go back to the scurry from the neighborood. I ain't one second know if somebody's in my larm's going off. I don't know. I mean, okay, Denise, yes, okay, they have. The black guy that they're looking at is about five foot and maybe late twenties. How old is your husband? No, my husband is I just told you that my husband's not there. He would have texted me or called me and told me that he accidentally set the alarm off. And I'm actually gonna text him. I mean, this is crazy. I should probably call him. Okay, you do realize if we send you do realize if we send the authorities out and this is a false call, that you gotta get charged for that. You do know that, right, a false call. You just said somebody's in my house and it's not me or my husband. You're saying your husband's black, and then there's a black guy there. I mean they probably know each other, right, Are you kidding me? What kind of question is that? Because they're both black. I'm just trying to save you some money, man. I don't want to send out police officers when they get there and then all of a sudden, your husband knows the black guy, or he's he's a relative or something. I mean, do they I mean, you know, do you want to call you think this is really offensive? And and I don't understand if I'm telling you that I don't know who the person is in my house that means to send the police. I mean, this is ridiculous. They're calling back neighborhoods. Just hold on one second. Neighborhood security is calling back here. Oh my god, this is ridiculous. Okay, Denise, Now the security in the neighborhood. They're telling me that this guy just drove out of the garage and a white pickup. Do you do you guys have a white pickup? Yes, we do. So this guy just pulled out your your your garage and a white pickup. Well, I have my car at work and my husband has his car that's like the truck that he uses on the weekends for like construction and stuff. So that means somebody just stole our car. I can't believe this is happening. You are watching somebody in my house and you you basically watch them steal my truck. Well, well, I'm gonna go ahead now and get the police to go over. Okay, why are you going to send them now? He probably took all my sh in my house. I mean, the police get there, there's not gonna be anything left in my house, probably the back of the truck. I mean, I'm doing the best I can. I'm trying to help you out. With you is going to do with me now? I mean, the whole time you've been talking to me, he's been cleaning up my house out and stealing. Well, how did he get in your house? I don't know. I don't know this guy. You're what I was asking him? How could somebody gave her house? Did you leap something open? What did you go? Hey, listen, you would know because I wouldn't have been able to set my alarm this morning. If something was open, it would beat then it wouldn't let me set the alarm. And the fact that you're interrogating me when somebody's robbing my house. You need to do your job. I need to call my husband. You're wasting my time. I mean, by the time the police get there, it's going to be tomorrow. So you're gonna so you're gonna call Darrel now. I'm sorry, You're gonna call Darrel now? How do you know my husband's name, Denise. This is nephew telling me from the Steve Hobby Morey Show. Your husband Darrell got me through prank phone coffee. Oh my god, I wasn't gonna come down there. And so nobody right, nobody's tell your truck, nobody's at your house, your alarm. Fine, everything is good, but Therell told me said, we gotta get my wife. We gotta get a good that's so get you. Oh my god, I was sweating. I was so angry. I was sweating over here all right. To tell me this? What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land, so Steve Harvey Morning Show. I think I might have went you think too far? Oh, this this this problem, you know what this might be the first time I think I went yeah first, never first, the first time that he thinks that he thinks that, Wow, Well, I'm I'm a prank collegist, okay, and when yeah, I'm a prank college. So what's the line. So what do you think what made this prank make you feel like you just went over that line? I just I think I took the lady a little too far. You know she married the white lady, you know, nice lady at the black guy. I just I just it was just a bit much. You push button a push. I just kind of went a little too when you really you'reself in that's scary feel. Yeah. Yeah, but I didn't stop, you know. Yeah, well I needed to finish it part. Yeah, I had to finish my part. But I'm just saying though, I'm just saying I did what I needed to do. Got you know, Frank Elogist, always know that you have to finish your you know, and I want to. I want to take time right now for all the people, all the people that stopped me, and tell me how they love the pranks. They love the pranks. I love you back. I hope y'all. I hope it gets you to work in the morning with a smile on your face. Everybody's got their favorite one. Everybody always stopping me, and a couple of people like you know, try to charge me up like you know, you ain't gonna get me with all that. Okay, cool, And as soon as you say that, I get get your phone number from the person that's with you. That's I'm waiting for Vanessa Belt callaway that's our girl. I'm waiting. She challenge you, Yeah, she challenged you. All right, all right, nephew, thank you coming up. Strawberry Letter. Subject you are not as fine as you think. We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morn Show. All right, guys, it's time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen. If you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live on the air, just like we're gonna read this one right here, right now today. Fuck all up it, hold on tight, we got it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter. All right, nephew, thank you. Subject you are not as fine as you think. Okay, Dear Stephen Shirley. Recently I noticed that there are a lot of women that think they got it going on and don't mind bragging on how fine they are. There is nothing that turns me off more than a woman that thinks she is God's gift to man. Nothing, you know who I'm talking about. The ones that walk around like their ish doesn't stink. I was married to a gorgeous sister, and the best thing about her was the fact that she wasn't stuck on herself and she always had a great attitude. Women don't realize that looks will fade in the long run. It's a great personality and brains that will matter most. Most men are idiots and will light to women to get what they want from them. Huh, but not me. So since being single, I'm having trouble meeting a good woman that has something to bring to the table besides looks. I was raised by a good woman that was a teacher for thirty five years, and she was smart, down to earth, and she took care of her body and family. I'm well traveled, speak two languages, and i have a great job. But I've met many women that have no ambition to rise above their current status in life. Their conversational skills are low, and all they want to talk about is social media or current movies. If you mentioned politics, the conversation dies because they aren't up to speed with current events. These women are like a Ferrari with no engine, useless. I can't I can't just have a fine woman to show off. I need one that enjoys good conversation and the finer things in life? Is it wrong to think that women should bring a little something to the table besides looks and a great body. Can you please help me out here, well, who died and made you a judgment of all? I mean, come on, seriously, let me get this straight. You don't like women who, you say brag about how fine they are. And let me ask you something. There's a whole bunch of stuff going on in the world. I mean, you know this current president. I mean, just you know, I mean, everything that's going on in the world. And the thing that turns you off most in the world is a woman who talks about how fine she is. Really, how shallow are you? Uh? And and and and let me also say this, Uh, you don't like a woman who brags about herself. But in the letter you say you was ray, you were raised by a good woman, you're you're you're well traveled, you speak two languages, you have a great job. Okay, what are you doing. You're bragging about who you are. I think you're very judgmental. I think, uh, the line you say about these women are like Ferraris with no engine. You call them useless. I mean, who made you judge and jury? That's what I'm trying to figure out. Um, And what do you want a woman to bring to the table. I think most women know that that looks will fade and and things like that. So you know a lot of people say, while they have it, they flaun it. Okay, while they have it, they flaun it. But you, young man, uh you, what are you bringing to the table? Um? Seriously? But but a lot of judgment, um, but a whole lot of judgment. You say. You even talk about men, you say, most men are idiots and we'll lie to women to get what they want from them. But not you. So since being single, you have trouble meeting a good woman that has something to bring to the table besides looks. So obviously you like good looking women. You obviously you like that, obviously because that's what you talk about mostly. And what I don't know a man alive that doesn't love a beautiful woman. I mean, so why don't you get to know them a little more? Why? You know, it's nothing wrong with being confident and you know, knowing what you look like and appreciating your oneself and all that. I thought men liked confidence. Are you tearing that home? Is that a myth now? Because that's what it sounds like to me. These women are confident, they know who they are and all of this. And you know, I think you're very judgmental. I think you're braggadocious as well. And I think that this is what you're going to attract, because this is what you're putting out there. There are plenty of beautiful women with brains and ambition and stuff like that. Why don't you try instead of judging them, Why don't you try to find that in your life? Jesus, oh at, I don't like him that much. Mad at him. They're useless? He called women useless. Women are like a Ferrari with no engine. Come on, I don't like you. You're you're judging, you're judging them. I don't care for that, all right, junior, your urn This is nobody but an old, unattractive judge, middle ass man. This is That's all that's all you is. And then it here's the other thing too. That's why the last one left because you're so judgmental. I was married. Oh you're not marry? No both? Oh yo at last? Ain't man no both, because see people that are single, they don't write into the show. They ain't got time. They're single, they meet, they write they're going on dates. Now hear you in right into some strangers and you want to help your problem. Your problem is you judge mental How dare you speak of women like that? Man? My mother is one of the coldest women I've ever known. Shirley Strawberry is one of the coldest women I ever known. Carlin Pharrell is one of the coldest women I've ever known. You must not know women. You must not know women. Man. You give a woman anything to give you more back in return? You stupid food. I love it. Hell is wrong with you. You give women groceries, they give you a meal. Huh, You're give money to take care of a house. That's why you ain't win nobody. That's what your same problem is. Man. Man, you need to gonna find something else to do to you. Man, I ain't got time that I find you. Whoop your ass. I don't care for women. I don't care for this this this dude here, yeah, no, all right, listen, um, We'll be back with part two of this letter. The subject You're not as fine as you think you are, neither are you? How about that? All right, we'll recap the letter when we come back. The subject is You're not as fine as you think. We'll talk about it more at twenty three after the hour right after this you're listening to show. All right, let's recap this strawberry letter. The subject You're not as fine as you think you are. This man wrote in Okay, he notices that there are a lot of women now that think they got it going on and don't mind bragging on how fine they are. He's saying, there's nothing that turns him off more than a woman who thinks she's God's gift to the world. Well, you know, there's a whole lot of stuff going on in the world. This is what concerns you, sir, He's and then he tries to make friends with us by saying, you know who I'm talking about, the ones that walk around like their ish doesn't stink. He's saying he was married to a gorgeous sister. The best thing about her was the fact that she wasn't stuck on herself, and she always had a great attitude. Keyword and that sentence is was okay, you weren't married to her. And then he's trying to tell women about themselves, saying that women don't realize that looks will fade and in the long run, it's a great personality in brains that will matter. We know that we know that we're never going to be as fine as we were in our twenties. And you know, we know that we get it. Our mothers teach us that. Okay, so you don't have to tell us that you're being very judgmental here. Uh. He's saying since being single, he's had trouble meeting a good woman that has something to bring to the table besides looks. Then he talks about himself. He says he's well traveled, he speaks two languages, and he has a great job. Okay, so now you're bragging about yourself. So do you like bragging or you don't like bragging? You're confusing, all right. He's saying that women only want to talk about social media and current movies. Now, all right, you know, keep it light on the first couple of dates. Okay, you want to talk about politics. Politics, We can't escape politics. Yeah, and everybody doesn't have to talk about politics. Everybody's not into it. Okay, Um, he wants to talk about the fire, the things in life, he says. So he's asking, is it wrong to think that women should bring a little more to the table besides looks in a great body? I mean, come on, come on, come on, can you please help me out here? Yeah? Stop being so judgmental? All right, nephew, what you got? You are stupid every day even I know better, and I come from stupid. I come from stupid. Yeah, but I know this is just beyond right here. Yeah, you have lost your man. You don't know what you Listen, let me tell you something. You speak to the language and we still don't want to hear you. You got two langua, you got two langues. I don't want to hear now, one of them talking about to finished sitting being get with you, about you putting some sisters or some ladies down, if you lost your man. I want to hear everything a woman want to talk about. If it's movies, but my wife rolling, she talked about card it b We're gonna talk about a lot of housewives. We're gonna talk about Kim kardash Yeah, guess what we're gonna talk about? Trump? But guess what. Don't nobody want to talk about Trump all damn yo, I'll talk about politics. I'm want to talk about all that, all that. It's depressing. Yes, what bothers me is is that you're trying to judge some sisters that want to compliment themselves. They want to talk about how fly they look. That's nothing wrong with that. That's nothing but confidence. That's all. That's all it is. That's all. That's all her sister doing. She showing you the comfidence she has within herself. Nothing wrong with that. Brother. You need to regroup and check yourself. That's right now. I don't know what happened in your your your marriage. I don't know, you know if she passed away? Uh, you know they divorced, all right, So you need to check yourself and fin out why people are leaving you. He says. Men are idiots. He said that in the letter, so he don't respect me and junior eight now he said, men are idiots who light to women to get what they want from them. He says, but not me. Your asses in the glue. No no, no no no, here's a prodigy yourself. You need to get the ladd You need to get the land. And you think you know women better than women. No, women, come on, Yeah, whatever women want to talk about, I'm dead show interested in. But he's a contradiction though. But I have seen brothers like this a thousand times, and every last one of them or buy themselves. Yeah, yeah, I think he's intimidated by a beautiful woman. I think that's what it comes down to. He's intimidated. He doesn't like a woman to brag about her looks. But here he is. I can't read this sentence enough. I'm well traveled, speak two languages, and I have a great job. What is that You didn't say your ass was fine? If you will travels, do us a favor, fly your ass somebody. You're lying again, ran It says I'm well traveled, speak two languages, and I have a great job. But show asks it. I just want to keep going back to yourself and buy yourself. Yeah, he talks about women. Their conversational skills are low. All they want to talk about. I mean, and then these women are like a Ferrari with no engine, useless that's the line. Yeah, yeah, get your asses ugly. Yeah, he ain't got no ferra. But how dare you call women useless? Come on, come on now, check yourself. Yeah, you need to check yourself. He really does, because ladies are the backbone to this nation and you need to know that. Yeah, he can't just have a fine woman to show off. He needs one that enjoys good conversation and the finer things in life. But the problem is your ass you can get and you're not a finer thing in a no know that about yourself, young man. Yeah, and then he's gonna try to be our friends. That that other line that I threw out there again. You know who I'm talking about? Oh, well, there's nothing that turns me off more than a woman that thinks she's God's gift to the world. You know who I'm talking about, Like he's friends with us? You know who I'm talking about, the ones that walk around like their ish doesn't stay. You ain't with us. We do know what yo ass needs to reinstate this al right, guys, Look, we gotta get out of here. Email us your Instagram us your thoughts on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM, or check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand now coming up at forty six after the hour, we'll talk about comedy Roulette with the fellas. Right, you're listening to show. He's your girl, Shirley Strawberry. Here has this happened to you? You're out with your girls, you're having a great time, you're laughing. The next thing, you know, a little bladder leak your period. Penny liner might work, but I can tell you it won't work as well as always discreet liners. I bet you didn't even know you had a better option. But always discrete absorbs more to keep you feeling fresh and dryer, so you could try to stop laughing. You gotta try always discreet liners. Pick up a pack at CVS. All right, guys, time now for comedy Ruin. Let explain the segment. Guys, Yeah, this is comedy roulette. You know, we have four different things on the wheel. We spent it and where it lands. You know, we the comedy geniuses. Did I say, they're right, the comedic geniuses. We make it do what it do. We have no idea where it's gonna land. And you know, Shirley, you spent it. Well, we don't want to stop. All right, we'll jop right on. That's how we do it. All right, let's go. But do you want me to do when I'm a comedian and juniors a comedian and co All right? Here in today's categories, Excuses people make when pulled over for speeding, okay, yeah. Things people say when the kids catch you having sex junior. Things people say when they don't like the potato salad that big Mama made. Better not say anything, silence, all right? And what you say to people who wear way too much cologne? Just stopped on that one. I hope it stops up. I can work out. Yeah, all right, come on, let's spend a cat. It might be cologne. I hope it's cologne. Oh man, what it landed on? Things people say when the kids got you having sex? Happened to junior? Oh my god, I did this. I walked in. You catch your parents having sex? And the first of the transit. Why you not sleep? Why did you not sleep? Ah? That's it, all right, all right? Things just say when your kids walk in and catch your having sex. Listen, that air conditioning and went out. So that's why me and your mom ain't got no clothe This hot didn't hear this guy? This thing got Yeah, he's a thing it's hot. I don't know what's wrong with that. As back here, I don't know what that is. He Things people say when the kids catch you having sex. Oh my god, close my dog. There ain't nothing to say. Close my dope, Junior, This really happens. Yeah, multi tasks. These are real life moments. Yeah, all right. Things you say when your kids walk in and catch you having said, Um, we we're wrapping Christmas browns. Yeah, yeah, I know it's made, but we gotta sail. We're wrapping Christmas brown Now. If y'all coming here again, you're not gonna get what we got for you. Don't worry about August. We gotta sail. That's we're wrapping it up. Wow Jesus. These people say when the kids catch you having sex. Hey, hey, don't let me catch you doing this. You hit, don't don't don't don't let me catch you doing this. Yeah, yeah, you gonna you're wrong, but then you don't want me doing it? Oh no, all right, thank you. Guys. Coming up at the time of the hour, mister makes a tumble. Did you guys see this? He takes a tumble, I should say, and Rick ross his near bicycle. Miss just look where you're going. Okay, we'll talk about it right after this. You're listening to well, um, the Boss Rick Ross narrowly avoided a collision with a bike rider after he left a New York City radio station where he was chatting about the new Port of Miami two album, which dropped on Friday. TMZ caught the incident on film, of course, and it shows Ricky Rose and member of his crew. They walked right into a marked bike lane without looking both ways. Yeah, we know, across when you crossed the street to look both ways for those bike lanes in New York the coming Yeah yeah, yeah, uh so fortunate, but fortunately the non too happy cyclist managed to swerve. Yeah he was mad, Yeah, he was mad. He was really so he avoided them though, Yeah, quick reflexes on the bicycle. We didn't fly, didn't fly in the wind, I know I did. Okay, all right, So and this is another related story. You gotta look where you're going. You have to pay attention. Uh. You know rapper Mystical you know him? Yeah, all right, Well he was performing in Tampa last week and he fell. Oh he fell hard. According to an eyewitness, a drink was dropped on the stage right before Mystical got there. He hit the stage around one am, and thirty seconds in he tumbled off stage. Security helped him off, but he was clearly injured and he was in some pain. You could see it for the next forty five minutes. Uh. Mystical sat on the edge of the stage and scooted around on the bit. You know how it is when you're when you're hurting, but you still have to perform. You gotta make a do what it do is? Nephew says, why you know what? It gets me? Why he take his ownly bite? What don't jo? Why? Yeah? Exactly, He repeatedly said, Man, I need an ambulance. He finally ended the show. Uh. Now I gotta ask you guys. Okay, we heard two near miss stories right now, one from Rick Ross and then now this one from Mystical. Have you guys ever fell when you weren't looking? What were you doing? And what happened? Oh? I fell about a month ago down my steph Russian pants got caught on the step and got turned around and fell, And I knew it was gonna hurt because I was at the same level of the dough handle and right when I hit that flow hit my head. I immediately had to put a hat out. While ya saw me with a hat out, I had not God, yeah you're okay. Now I'm good, but you're tripper. You came to work and yeah, I own my way. Because he couldn't tell y'all that y'all have been cracking jokes out there saw this. He wouldn't be He knows we would take that hat out here, take that out let, y'all not breathe boy, what happened to you, nephew? I fell off a stage in college. Oh yeah. We was doing Shakespeare, doing Shakespeare show and it was it was pitch black and the professor was a professor is Cussin saying, where is Thomas Miles? I have completely missed my que But it is the deal in this theater, it's called Rutter Auditory. There's bats in the theater, real bats, so and we have been hearing these stories by the bats in the theater. So I'm standing back there. I'm going to make my entrance. But I lied to you not there is a bat coming straight at me, but we are in the dark. I didn't slipped and filled my butt off the stage six feet down, trying to get away from the back, trying to get away from the back. Unfortunately I didn't break nothing, and man, fortunately, yeah, fortunately, you know, but look at him. The professor didn't know what was gonna Damn it. Where it's Thomas smiles. Y'all already know me. I'm um, you know my timper quick, I said, damn it, I'm on the floor. Hell A bat came at me and I fell off the damn stay. I had to kiss the professor. Oh my god, Tom, are you okay? I said, okay, hold on, No matter what kind of situation were in, I ain't never. I ain't never, Tom, okay, I mean Thomas? All right, Thank you guys. Coming up more music, more fun on the Steve Harvey Morning Show at twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ohio native John Legend visited Dayton on Sunday and played a surprise show at Blind Bob's Bar. That's right near where a gunman killed nine people and injured thirty one others on August fourth, in the city's Oregon District. John Legend is from Springfield, Ohio, about thirty minutes northeast of Dayton. First John tour the area where Dayton Mayor with Dayton Mayor Nan Whaley and John Legend posted a picture from the show on Instagram, writing, I just played a few songs to try and help bring comfort to some of the survivors of last week's tragedy in Dayton. My heart breaks for everyone who lost someone. I know how everyone rallies around one another during their time of grief. I love how they do that. But our nation should not keep putting ourselves through these preventable traumas. Let's fix it together. Call your senators and demand they vote on stronger gun safety laws. Wow in hashtag Dayton strong. I love how John Legend is such an activist. I mean, you can you can see his part. He really really cares about this country and the people in this country. You know, he's not a difference. Yeah, he's not just an artist, you know, a great artist, but he also is very active, Yeah from passionate. Yeah yeah, yeah, absolutely. Did you guys hear this? Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer wants to require FBI approval on sales of body armor to the general public too. This bill Schumer proposed on Sunday comes a week after Dayton, that mass shooter. He was wearing a body armor in his attack. So we'll follow that and see how that goes, and we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up, Trending News at thirty three after the hour. Right after this. You're listening to this Dave Harvey Morning Show. Time now for a trending sports news with Junior. All right, come on Junior preseason NFL is here. What's happening? Okay? Uh, you know right now, the big story right now is a Antonio Brown, yeah, from the Raiders. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Brown foiled a grievous against the league in order to get permission to wear his preferred helmet. But now that helmet that Antonia wants to wear is they don't make it no more. You know, it had made it since two thousand left and it could not be recertified for two thousand and nineteen. So the helmet ain't here now you now, he making thirty millte Yeah, let's not make this helmet the problem. Okay, yeah, let's let's let's not make this aunt got helmet money, you can get an account of him. Yes, well, no, he can't because he can't get the one he once What if he signed a release for him, you know, like if if something happened to you you came, he could sign the release foreign time. But they don't make the helmet. They're not gonna give it to him. The helmet don't even get made no more. But I'm with you the one he had. Yeah, I'm with you, Junior. Don't let then't make this about the helmet I played without a him gave me the one. Give me you will not hit my head. I promise you won't give me the one day. What's the first one they wont the one on the side with no face? Man leve helmet that he put that on. Put thirty minute lead, get me that. I swear I'm leading head first thirty million, and quit talking like he gonna quit. I'm not gonna play. He threatened not to play, Junior. Did Junior, did you hear about the grievance yesterday? Did you hear? Yeah, I heard about grievance. I'm just sitting there shaking my head. It's you're making thirty meets. I'm shaking my head while you're telling the story right now. Why in the hell is you're not playing well. His grievance was denied. Yeah, they told him no, they told him no. You what, there's other people that didn't get the helmet that they wanted the one. He didn't get that one. But he was went out there and played h yeah yeah, come on yeah yeah, crazy man. Now you're doing too much. Now now you got you wanted out to steal as you're out. Now you want to make about the helm. You're definitely not saying a good example. That's the show. No, no, no, you're not doing that. Man, what's gonna play? He won't have to it, he just is he just drawing attention to this? Is it? I think it's for attention. Send up crying about a helmet, ming over what your mama. I'll go out there and put Tommy's hat on. Tommy hat out there. Temmy's got a real nice for door right there. It doesn't look anything like a helmet, but I wear that. I can play in that hat. And you're not gonna hit me for thirty met this, Tommy. I'll tell you right now, I wear a construction hat. Give me, give me something. Junior Antonio Brown is he the league's greatest wide receiver. Is he he's up there? I mean it's Julio Jones. I think um, I think Antonio Brown's one either one. All right, so coming up our last break of the day and we'll go around the table and find out what we learned today in honor of Jay Anthony Brown. I love you, Jake right up to this, coming up at forty nine after you're listening to show. All right, here we are, last break of the day. Uh, it was a good day Hunters Tuesday. Yeah, yeah, it's really really good. Yeah. We have fun on this day. Learned a lot. We learned a lot. So we're gonna take over to pick up from u our family member, Joy Anthony Brown. What did you learn today? We'll roll around the room and we're gonna start with you. Boy, Can we start with you today? Yeah? Man, find out that the man in destroyery letter is stupid. I really learned that to day. That they are actually he's not by himself. They are are some men that really feel like that. How could you say women are just totally useless? What mad? I really got mad? Yeah, yeah, no, I really got mad at that today. Man. I learned that today. I really did these guys ugly women. Man, I wouldn't even be in. But you don't put women down just because they're confident in themselves. You don't do that. You don't do that, and then you go and boast about how you got it going on. But you don't like for women to do that. Yeah, that's why the last word, because she was controlling and your ASTI two hours later. That's what I learned. Yeah, Carla farl learned a couple of things. The first thing I learned, well, I was just reminded of this. I already knew this, but Simone Viles, Yeah, gymnasts, she is the goat greatest of all time. So just reminding people about that black girl magic. I love, love love watching her tumble. She's a beast. She is the beast. And any other thing I learned is about Rihanna shopping. She's just like us because I love her so much, so much. She's grocery shop, pushed her grocery card just like the rest of us. Stars like us. I love it. So that's what I learned today during entertainment news on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right, Um, well, you know I'm not into sports that much, you know, but this guy, um, this guy Antonio Brown is that his name? All right? To have this fight with with his team and the NFL about this helmet that he wants to wear and he's making all this money. I mean, like I said, I'm not into it. Yeah, but but come on now, you have to learn in life to pick your battles. You have to pick your battles. This is not one of those battles, uh, that that you should be involved in. Okay, put a helmet on, get out there and play and get your money, all right, and and and build a legacy for for your family and stuff like that, and for for future football players and stuff like that. Don't do this, Okay, don't do this. Well, let me let me pig that though, sir. Get you an astronaut helmet. You know what I'm saying. You don't need to see. Yeah, you know, can you put that that you could breathe in it? Yeah? You know what I mean? You could play football here are on the moon, you know, get your helm. But that that that they're gonna clear, you know, clear astronaut him. Yeah, you'll be fine. And the other thing we got to talk about Rick Ross too. I mean, you know when we were kids. We always found we always learned when you cross the street, look both ways before you cross the even if your shirt is over. Yeah, and when you're in New York City, look both ways in the bike lane. You gotta do that. I know you're Rick Ross, I know you're the boss. I got all of that, But you guys to still look both ways because I could have been ugly if he had been hit. You know, he eve been fine that bike. Didn't want to hurt. Yeah, but the bike is actually coming faster than some of the calls. Yeah, yeah, those guys are serious. Yeah, the guys are flying man, especially the messengers, you know, yeah, the carriers. I like how the service, right. I like how the biker you know, had quick reflexes and was able to swerve and miss them, you know, because that could have been crazy right there. But anyway, he got mad though, Yeah, yeah he was mad. Did he know who he was cousining that? Did he know? I don't think New York they can, yeah, I don't even Yeah, you didn't give you in the bike lane look both ways in New York? Can I say something about Antonio Brown? You gotta tell us what you've learned today? That's what it is, Antonio Brown. Yeah, I've learned that. You know, when you blessed to make this count of money, Yes, when you blessed to make thirty something plus. And it's gonna tell her how many millions Antonio Brown has made thus far. And you are you are role model, whether you want to be one or not. But you can't you can't be a leader of your team, which he is a leader now of the of the Open Raiders. Okay, you really big, right, you are a leader man, So you can't be older. You can't be over there pouting and putting your lip out about your helmet when it's just proper protocol. It's the way things are in the NFL. You think this this this uh, this particular helmet is outdated. We're not using it anymore. And all of this is for your safety. Yes, yes, you know. I get it when people like uh, Michael Jordan, you got to have a number twenty three, Kobe Bryant got to have this number. You know what I mean? I get the number thing. It's a jersey. Yeah, that can change, that can interchange at any time. We're talking about the safety. We're talking about You're not getting a concussion. Brother. Yeah, so that bothers me that you are when you're not taking advantage of your city. And now you sit over here saying you're not gonna play and even probably tell me taking it for granted a little bit as I'm trying. Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. Don't do that. That's why I say pick your battle, definitely picking about Is this the same guy that was had frostbite on his feet? Him? Same guy? Yeah? Yeah, purpose, Well no I know that who who? I hope not. You go on one of those cryogenic therapy things and he didn't have on shoes right and his feet propertear? Is he change his shoe? I'll bet you wheel Now, I'm sure he's going to play. Oh yeah, he's gonna play. He's gonna play. So you think it's all about attention. He's trying to getting starner attention before the game. All right, Okay, we learned a lot today. Leave a good example for your keys to say you got a legacy. Come on now, all right, guys, thank you, thank you, thank you so much for joining us. In the words of Steve Harvey, have a good weekend. We'll see it a brow for all Steve Harvey Contests. 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