Good morning and welcome to the ride! Fool #2 opens up the show and the warning is clear. This show will be I G N O R A N T!!!!!!! Bitterman has a specific message for a guy that has slept with a pair of cousins. Cardi B. gives Offset a brand new Lambo for his birthday. If the pandemic were back to normal for one day, we ask the crew, "What would you do?" Fool #2 murders another one in the spirit of The Doobie Brothers. The crew go down memory lane as they tell us the food that their mom would make for them when were sick. J. Anthony Brown talks to us about what would happen if Santa were to get pulled over. Your favorite play cousin Junior congratulates The Greek Freak on his 5 year deal with The Bucks. The show wraps up by showcasing our Fools. #1 and #2. They go from Ready to Love all the way to Assisted Living.
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Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all have a sun giving them like the million bucks. Things in the stuffings not good to other. Please, I don't join Jo. You gotta use that turn hur you go? Are you gotta turn to turn them out? Turn? You haven't got to turn them out to turn turn the water? The water got Come? Come on your thing, I show will good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now? Want and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yoh man. God is in the blessing business all day every day. God got hundreds of millions of blessings that he passes out every day. All I want to do is be the recipient that I'm the recipient of what He has for me. That's all I want. I just want God's favor, and I go. I want God's blessings. You know, of course I need his mercy and his grace, But I just want his blessings and his favor. I want. I want that in my life because it does things for me that I'm absolutely incapable of doing for myself. And I've been a recipient of many of those and you can be the recipient of them too. You already are, really, really, you already are. If you're getting up every morning, that's a blessing. If you're getting one day closer to anything you're trying to accomplish, that's a blessing. But now let me talk to you about this part right here, folks, because this is the part that messages people up a great deal. What happens when you get off track? What is that? What does that mean? When you get off track? See, I've been off track. I can't tell you how many times, and it happens in so many aspects of your life. But but what is it that makes getting off track so debilitating to some people? You know, there are some people who want stay off track. They off course, they off the dream, they own to something else. And you cannot allow the fact that you've gotten off track to stop. You can't tell you something. Everybody gets off track. There are people who are living their life's dreams in spite of getting off track. See what happens when you get off track? Here's the simple thing to do. The simple thing is just to get back on track. Now, that's that's But that's easier said than done, ain't it, Steve? Yeah, Because see, people, when you get off track, here's some of the things that happened. See you get the here come to nay sayers, some of them from the outside, some of them internally. Here's what gets said when you get off track. See, I told you, I told you. You know you. You start hearing that it's not for you. Okay, this is all just because you got off track. It's not for you. Okay. Here's another one. It ain't meant to be. You can hear it all, you can say it. Well, I guess it's just not meant to be. But let me ask you a question, though, who made the rule that when you get off track you can't get back on? Who made that rule? Where has that written that once you get off track you can't get back on? See, because I'm gonna tell you something, folks, there's no such rule. As a matter of fact, it's quite the opposite. See, everybody in pursuit of a dream, a goal and aspiration or a mission, it's going to get off track. Sometimes you're going to get derailed. They are going to be days where you're not going to get it right. That are going to be days where you feel like giving up. There's going to be days when you're just gonna flat out get it wrong. That's the journey. But let me tell yourself. Every successful person that I know, ever met, talked to, set out, and chopped it up with, have shared one thing in common. We all get off track. We all get it wrong along the way. I don't care who the person is. The president got it wrong along the way. Your pastor got it wrong along the way. Qui Director Gui got it wrong along the way. The principle at your school got it wrong. Along the way. The valor victoria of your class got it wrong. Along the way. The star of the team got it wrong along the way. They've all been off track. Your boss down at your job, he got it wrong along the way. Your immediate supervisor got it wrong along the way. Everybody I know that has any measure of success in every level that you call success, however you want to label it, has gotten off track. As a matter of fact, it's impossible. Listen to me, it is impossible not to get off track in pursuit of your dreams, goals, visions, aspirations. It is impossible. Don't you let nobody tell you that they got through life unscathed. That they made it because they was just so determined and I would let nothing turn me back. Yeah, you might not have let nothing turn you back because you hear all but you thought about it. Oh, you thought about it on days when you was off track. But see, people don't like to tell the whole story. They just want you to think as much as you can about them. So when they tell you the story, they leave out the stuff alone the way it was just hard work and determination that got me here. No it wasn't, No, it wasn't. It was the fact that you got off track and the grace and murder. And see if God allowed you to get back on, His forgiveness allowed you to get back on because you would not believe what some of the people have done. So when you get off track, don't allow the naysayers outside and the big naysayer inside, because let me tell you something, the biggest naysayer of them all comes from inside. See, it don't matter what other people say out there. It takes some time for you to learn this. And I understand because it took me some time to learn it. See, I have a lot of naysayers out there, but I ain't operating for them, operating function for the ones that love me, for the ones that get me, for the ones that understand what I'm really trying to do. And so don't you be the one that doesn't allow yourself to get back on track when you get off track, because, like I said, who made the rule up that you can't get back on track? There's no such rule out there. Stop stopping yourself from getting it right. So what you started to diet at the beginning of the year, and you already off, start another one, start over, try it again, don't ever stop trying. If you stop trying, you can't make it. But if you never give up the effort, if you never give up and say it's over, it ain't over. You heard just saying it ain't over to the fat ladies saying I never invite her. She's not invited. It ain't over to the fat ladies, saying I don't know where the fat ladies stay. I am not sent her an invitation to none of my events. She's not welcome here. She didn't ask me a couple of times, how come I never get invited? Because you're gonna start saying it and I ain't got time for that, all right. Stop inviting the fat lady to all your events. Thank you. You're listening show, all right, everybody, you're about to listen to the Steve horb In Morning Show, and it's about to be ig no rent, eat no rent, because we got the ingredients right here on this show to make it ignorant. First, we're gonna start off with a little sprinkle of shutting Starberry. Not a hard but yeah, good morning Jay. That's help it in somebody who makes show the show, don't ball over with ignorance. Collar for rel I love it. Good morning Jay, what our crew? Happy holidays? Now here we go. We got our main ignorant ingredients we're gonna put in. We're gonna chop up some junior. Put that in there. Well, we got junior this holiday season. We ain't paying for the light bills and your hoover around to be plugged up last for not ly season. Can't praise y'all my partner in crime time time? What's up with you man? Peanut butt in cabbage baby, keep it stipid peanut button cab together track can y'all blue? But I lose it's closed. Christmas is close it's it's next Friday. How is every year we're never ready for it? And we know it's coming every year at the same time, we're never ready more as well? Surely and I defense marks kind of shiite shy. This is this is my fifth? Could it the third? Christmas? Man? It's third? Yeah? Yeah? Can I just speak to them? Can I speak to the quands of people? Can I speak to them carefull to get ask? Ask me? I'm not zooming and I'm not coming, Okay, I'm not. I know it. I know it's not holiday for you. I'm not zooming but you and I'm not gonna put on my mask and come. I'm not, but you're not gonna ask him? Though, I'm not done. You ever done a part? I've done one and I'm not my man up. Still I'll never do another one. I've been the one, okay, and we've been to a few. I've been to What happened? What happened? It was nothing whatever? No holiday chatting yet something or something you never heard by the quanza party. Man. I went to a quanza party last night. It was off the change. I said that one ever, man, I can't wait for that. Man, But what do they do at quanza something A lot of deep talk, A lot of deep talk talking about the principles. Principles. Oh, I thought you meant deep as in tone, tim me deep as you you go. I think, I see my friend, I'll be right back with you. Okay, that's the kind of deep I thought it was. I want to say, everybody, Oh, so you're right hard to be a part of you lead the Racian beans and the Racian beans. Would you do? It's a very white quans of Christmas. You don't want to be but coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour as bitter Man, right after you're listening Stry Morning Show. All right, time now for ask bitter Man, also known as j Anthony Brown. J Anthony Brown is bitter Man. And what Jay, you say? What? I'm not here to help you get through this? Okay, it's not my purpose in life. And that's pretty much the way I live with everything. I'm not get through a damn thing. But Jay, that's part of your charm. That's what good a man do. Hence, then build a man, build a man, really help you? No, you won't. All bitter Man. This one is from Carlos in South Philly. He says, a year ago, I started having sex with a lady I met on Snapchat. We used to have sex in my car when she got off work, and it went on for about a month, and then she got a new job. I'm in a relationship with a new woman. And she took me to a holiday party at her cousin's house. Her cousin is a girl I used to have sex with in my car, and she told me I wasn't welcome in her home. I told my girlfriend I wasn't feeling good and I called a ride. At some point, should I tell my girlfriend I slept with her cousin? Everyone about it knows the rules. You never ever give up information, ever, ever about a damn thing. You don't ever give up information? Are you stupid? Or what? What is wrong with you? What? People don't know? You don't feeling in about it? What? What? What you se? Family? Sex is the worst sex? It really is another one. It just don't never work out. It just and you know this how I'm saying this for a friend that's been through something. I'm just right right. I've heard you read a lot, you read a lot? Yeah, all right, here we go. What is he just need to learn how to re meet people. Yeah right, Junior, I like it. I like it. We're moving on. Tina and Augusta says, I've been dating a man for eight years and he spends too much time. I'm on the phone with his sister. Every morning. When he's eating breakfast, he calls his sister. When he's getting dressed, He's got his earbuds in talking to his sister. Same thing. When he gets home from work, he's on the phone. I asked his sister why they talk so much, and she said they're just very close. I think my man is talking to someone else and his sister is lying for him. Should I trust the issue with him? Anybody? Would his sister tell you that you don't talk to your sister, dad damn much? I got his sister, Yeah, you don't want to talk to your sister, dat damn like? And I don't really talk to my sister. These are more like listens. I say hello, and my sisters off to the races. So nobody. No man wants to talk to his dad. He tale to somebody else. He done to somebody else. Right, I am a sister and my brother and I are very close, But we don't talk like that on the phone. We talk a lot, but no, not like that. You're right, well, Junior and Tommy, y'all got sisters too, do y'all got three? We'll talk like this here. I'm not getting up getting dressed, and then while I'm eating Donner and then I mean, I love Tony to death, but I'm not, we gonna not. We ain't got that much to say now right, And I love her once you tell me, big bro, I need a hunted Okay, cool, drop, I'm And then sometime you see a call from your sister law. Hell, okay, let me let me just do it. Wait, wait, Jay, let's hear Junior. Come on, Junior, I got three of them. If it better be your birthday for we talk, it better be you better be an accomplished something for we talk. I graduated, okay, girl? Good? All right? Now, all right, moving on, Freddy and Detroit says, I've been dating a woman for almost three years, and she's the worst gift giver. She orders me crap online and nothing. It's nothing I'd ever wear. She doesn't get my style or my swag, but I know it's exactly what she likes. And every year for her birthday and Christmas. She brags on her gifts to her girlfriends. I care about her and it shows and the gifts her. How can I tell her to stop buying me a bunch of bs? I got to go. You got to go with the old brick poundcake gift. One thing about the brick poundcake give. When you wrap it up, it weighs a lot. It weighs a pound. So the person thanks, oh, I got a real nice gift, and it's a damn pound cake. And make sure it's not fresh. She's got to be an old ass poundcake. Just not one wrap a pound, I mean a pound, not poundcake, fruitcake, fruitcake. Nothing says I hate you like a fruitcake. Nothing. Nothing says I don't give a damn about your existence like a fruitcake, jelly and nothing said you don't mean a day thing to me. I don't care if it's round or square. If it is a fruitcake, that person will give a damn about you. Know what, Jake say, A fruitcake ain't nothing but a pound cake that's been rolled on the float. That's what a fruitcake give you pick up all the fruit and everything scraps on the floor. Me how you take a poundcake, put fruit in it and it turned brown? What's that about? All right? Here we go to Steve Steve's an online listener. He says, I am forty and I'm dating a woman that's forty one and recently divorced. Her ex husband spoiled her, and I'm having a hard time with her expectations. She expects me to pick her pick her car up once a week and have it washed, filled up with gas, and have a lawnman do her yard work. U. These are things that a man normally does for a woman, but this woman gave me list of things that she expects from me. We haven't even had sex, Shad, and she has her dog, but she she asked me what you're doing. You're doing good sex chores without good sex. That's what you've been doing. You all caught up in it walking that dog. That dog. Okay, Jay, one more time. What now? What he is doing? Good sex chores getting good sex? And he he oh man, all right, coming off. Next the nephew is in the building. As you can hear, would run that prank back right after this. You're listening morning show coming up at the top of the hour, Miss Anna is standing by with today's national news. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. Finally did you hear that? Finally recognized Joe Biden fighting and he's down Trump. I don't give damn what you say. You gotta go with that new man coming in tomorrow. Yeah, he finally recognized Joe Biden as president and he liked. Imagine that his neck is tagged. You know, he's been sticking his neck out. He's been sticking his knick out for Trump. So it's you see it when he talks table, I see it, I see it, all right. Uh, And the FDA is cleared the path for another COVID vaccine, plus an entertainment news cardie being offset matching birthday gift behavior. We'll talk about all of these stories at the top of the hour, but right now it is a nephew with run that prank back what you got for his neff? Uh? What's wrong? You know what? I was friend to preach and then I stopped myself and then and then I started up again, So anyway, it lost it allows its flavor. Okay, Yeah, made Benny preach that, Benny. Yes, my roommate, Benny. Let's let's let's see what Benny has to say. Come onky, Hello, must be to David, Yeah to see Okay, Hey man, this is Chris A live above you. I ain't ever met you before, but you you you have. You've been calling the leasing office about complaining on me about I'm making too much noise away. Yeah, man, I'm I bad, bro. I was trying to catch you, man. I could never. I could never catch you at home. Man. It's just like you know, bro, I work a knife, I work at night. Yeah. Yeah, you're saying. I say I work in a day, but I can't sleeping night, Broke. I'm I don't know what's going on in your apartment. I'm saying, I ain't trying to be in your business. I'm not trying to be in your business. Player. I just can't get sleeping night, man, because it'll be a lot of noise, a lot of noise, a lot of talking. And what you do is your business. Bro. I'm just saying, pleased, man, But you ain't have to go to the leasing office. Man, all you have to do. You know what's hall at me? You ain't they you know they got me written up like you know one more complaint on me. They're gonna put me out of something. Well, yeah, die. Like I said, though I was trying to get I was trying to find you. You know what I'm saying. But we I guess we miss each other because you you work at night. I work in the day. So you know when you're going, I'm coming, and when I'm coming you going, I'm saying, Brian trying starting. I'm just trying to, you know, go to work and pay my pay my bills. Man's I be at work at night? Man, you know what I'm saying. I'm trying to get my hustle on, like you trying to get yours on doing Hala hala, hala hala on. Okay, okay, let's make it my sense, bro, if you are working night, somebody in your somebody in your apartment, howking loud and them keeping me up square biting it. Okay, you've got a roommate us long, ain't gonna roommates, man Benny, somebody in the talking loud holding a conversation. It's like two people in the talking loud every night and this Bros. Spenny, man Benny be talking. Okay, you say you ain't going a roommates, sow who who is Benny? Who is Benny? Spinny? Is my bird? My parents? Does Benny be talking like? Man? Stop doing me? Die? Listen mine what why? Wait a minute you're trying to tell me? Um that was feeling? Man, I don't have fity ten years. That's my bird byres don't even live that long. So so now I'm sucking night. I'm at the work because because a bird, that's what you want. That's what you called me to tell me. I'll call you to tell you. You ain't gonna be putting these complaints on me. Man, But I'm I'm gone. And that's been in talking. Man, I bit it in yo, boy, Penny, Wait a minute, hey, look, I'm telling you now do something with the bird then, or that's gonna be some consequences and repercussions. I'm talking about some fried chicken Ranny. Hey man, Plenty is like a family member to me. Birds too, can Sam the chicken on the car flake box Kentucky Chicken? Brian, Hey man, you don't tell me nothing better about my birth? Okay? Brother? You know what, maybe man, you need to square from front of each other because you don't. You don't disrespect betty man, all right, all right, you're taking something, all right, all right, I bet that be all my table when I get home. If it's a bird, then I bet that be all my don a table, man, a man, Then you ain't gonna city and disrespect me and try to tell me what you're gonna do to my bird. But you ain't gonna do nothing stupid to bet it? Tell you what I tell you? What see you can date you at home right now? What you're going to work tonight? I bet you beat it. I'll bet that tomorrow. I bet you with these fingers and good tomorrow. Man, a man, Hold on a minute, man, wait a minute, though, what you played do and start talking about what you're gonna do to my bird? Not and told you you five for going to the listening office calling me y'all and now you're on the phone. I'm trying to work this out with you, and now you ain't trying to work right now, firs, stop you you called me and tell me that it's a bird holding a conversation with itself. I'm a stupid right now. I'm I'm a stupid even continue this conversation excusing me. I final night are you serious, man, man, really un some areas or something man like? Man, this bro, whatever it is, it's just a bird or recording whatever. If you gotta do, stop to wait. It's gonna bird. Man. I'm gonna be solid salted. If this is a bird, I'm gonna really it's a bird. It's spinny, man, it's spinny you. All you gotta do is come to me and we could have had a little like Mela Hola hola. Okay, okay, okay, we're gonna have it like me. And then first off, leasing office wouldn't give me a name. What's your name? My name Chris? Okay, Chris, I'm Deavin. There we go, there we go. Listen, dog, I ain't for the past three months, you know what I'm saying. I ain't really been getting no sleep because of this bird. You say it's a bird. I don't believe that. But a bird like a bird. Come on, dog, that's birds for to you. We'll take them to work with you. Did I don't care figure something out, but whatever going on up there with you and your fire need to come to an immediate house or it's gonna be something. Hey man, hey man, what you can't do is threaten me by what's going on in my house? Hall man, look here, you ain't been it being in Lenny whatever the nine years you need to do something with that. It's gonna be some readers. It shows like why am I going back and forth with you about this? You keep telling me something about a bird? It's a bird? What's the problem with it? What's the problem? I understanding that people have pet birds? Say man, I don't give them if you have a pet bird, But really this how all night long? How do you? How do you? How do you live with? Then? Come, Y'll never shut up. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what Benny told me to tell you? Though God, tell you what Bena told Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait white white Chris White, white brother, I don't want to hear what I'm bird told you to tell me? Can I tell you what Benny told me to tell you? What? What? What the Benny told me to tell you? This? That? This is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You took God pranked by your boys? Sean d Did I get your man? Got me? Do you got it? Man? That's guy I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to wait to this dude get armed out and talk to him. I ain't talk to somebody shot about some posing bird. I don't know what's or stab man, I'm even do I'll be up our night and I'm saying I'm missing I'm missing my sleep. I'm missing now what I'm saying, I'm missing y'alls in the morning because I'm broadly hitting the slowes. But I got one more thing to ask you. What is What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the lane, man, Steve Harden. More than a shout we never saw. That's how you prank right there, That's how you do it, man, That's how you do it. And don't don't you man, when you start out, go in it. Just do it. Just let it, y'all. Yeah, as your name last, Yeah, thank you, nephew. Coming up at the top of the hour, National and Entertainment News. Right after this, you're listening to morning show. In today's entertainment news, Cardi B returned the birthday love she was showered with back in October you remember that. Well, Cardi b surprised her hubby Offset with a brand new Lambeau for his birthday. What what what? Whoa yes, uney down. Oh if they break up, they're getting back together. They've done this three Yeah that's Jay. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Offset celebrated his birthday with a party at a nightclub, and toward the end of the night, Carti escorted him outside and surprised him with the bronze colored Lambo. Priced had six hundred thousand dollars. I did not stutter. Price had six hundred thousands, more than half a million. Tommy, I got plans by like god do birthday. I was taking this cologne. Well now wait a minute, now, look what Cardie got for her birthday. Okay, she got a customized Rose Royce remember that for her twenty eighth birthday? Yeah, Carci for little Culture, baby culture, all of that. Who when you got that much money between two people, When you got that much money between two people, you could just say, Mary Crisman, you good, I'm good, You're good, I'm good man. Do you know? Do you know what I got for my twenty eighth birthday? I want to a nice bottle of lagra fail. That's what I got for my twenty birthday. Nice bottle, that's nice. Yeah, it was nice. Hey what they got you? No lambo? I know, don't know? Rolls? What are you? What somewhere we went wrong? Look a buttered rolls and appreciate that sweater you're gonna get because you ain't getting no cold over. Some socks and a tie and some stuff links. I mean, he ain't even a used car in our future. This was bad. Well. Another news. According to Essence magazine, upon the release of the Netflix Netflix film My Brainy's Black Bottom, Denzel Washington opened up on working with Chadwick Boseman on what would be his last film. Denzel said while on set, no one knew of Chadwick's colon cancer diagnosis, and he also talked about the love he saw between Chadwick and his girlfriend at the time. Now she's his wife. Simone Ledward take a lesson. Credit to him. You know, he kept it to himself. Was nobody's business. He was there to deliver, and he delivered. Certain members of his team knew his wife was there or they weren't even married yet. I used to watch how she took care of him. And I actually said to him, I said, man, you need to put a ring on that finger, because she kept her eye on him and she watched him, and I'm like, man, she loved that guy, you know, but I didn't know what we know now Chad will live forever period talk. It's okay from a movie or something, but that's just how like that chill. That's the legend right there. Yeah, oh my god, yeah that was himself right, yes, And for him to speak highly of this chickah yeah, yeah yeah, this legacy will live forever absolutely right yea, yeah, yeah, chick has already men sick man, I mean, did a lot of movies and nobody knew he was sick, No one, no one. Yeah, such a legacy of film gonna be missed so much. Yeah, he really will, He really really really will. What a year twenty twenty Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, we're gonna switch gears here and move on. Time for headline. All right, everybody, it's time for the news with miss a Trip. Thank you, Jay, good morning. This is and Trip. The US is now one step closer to having an access to two coronavirus vaccines. The Food and dug Administration has released a valuation of a second one, this one developed by Maderna. It's said to be ninety four to ninety four percent effective in fighting off the virus, and later today an advisory panels scheduled of ME to discuss Maderna's request for an emergency use orliverization. President elect Joe Biden campaign in Georgia yesterday and behalf of two Democrats, John Ossoff and Raphael Warnock facing tough US Senate runoff races against Republican incumbents David Purdue and Kenny Lawfer. If Ossoff and Warnock win, control of the Senate would then pass from the GOP to the Democrats. By the way, Kelly Laufer was recently seen posing in a picture with a former clansman. She claimed she didn't know he was a racist. Meanwhile, former goog Nature candidate Stacey Adrams joined that Drive in rally to rev up the party Faithful in light of last month's defeat of Donald Trump. Last time I talked, I said we needed to make a plan to vote well, we need to do it again. The last time we talked, I said, we need to send in our mail in ballots, return them in your drop boxes or in your mailboxes, but we need to do it again. Early voting has already started in the Peach state election days January fifth. Congressional leaders are meeting this week to try and reach agreement on a new coronavirus relief bill, and the Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer say they're focused on getting it all done before leaving Washington for the holidays, not leaving here without a COVID pocket. It's not gonna happen. We need to pass COVID relief to help our fellow Americans get by until we eradicate this virus. That's right. Senator McConnell and House Speaker Pelosi have reportedly discussed the possibility of attaching a bipartisan relief measure onto a larger spending bill that would keep the government funded until next year. Right now, lawmakers different on the amount of additional aid for state and local governments. Well I took about a month, by the way, but to only happened. The Republican head of the US Senate, Mitch McConnell believed or not admits now that Joe Biden won the presidential election. Many mins of us had hope the presidential election would yield a different result. But our system of government has processes to determine who will be sworn in on January the twentieth. The Electoral College has spoken, I want to congratulate President elect Joe Biden, and McConnell also gave his congrats to Vice President elect Kamala Harris. And now, in light of those final Electoral College numbers, some other Republicans admitting of that Biden one like staunch Trump supporters Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, and I was Chuck Grassley and Romney always said that Biden won. Finally, today is National Chocolate Cup at Anything Day. Hey, now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ladies and gentlemen. We are about to go into a place that you may have never gone before, a place that gets dark, a place that has corners and crevices and places where people really should not belong. We are going deep into the mind of j Anthony Brown. Alright, Twenny Drenny has been a fantastic year, had a good year, movie, a TV show working here got better. Note. Time for Murders the Hits. Now this segment is called murders the Hits. Okay, you not compare it to the original hit, because this is being murdered. Listen to the message. That's what this is about it. You all know me, your dad run because I'm coming. We women can't hell from in the White House. Time is born over holding shoot he goes to jail. You gonna leave the sign that the budget reading data need the fight. But they're gonna in a gay They ain't a new mate. I'm gonna get into try. I don't wanna die. I'm gonna stand in land. Shoot me in my behind. I'm not gonna let it pass, shoot me in mind. I don't know what I'm gonna try anyway, I'm just gonna I'm not gonna take it. I'm gonna do it. That newccine I got on them drums for you right now. I'm loving good. That was good, Jay, I love it, Jake taking that new vaccine, vaccine, do the brothers vaccine. So we're doing we doing new He I was gonna do me when I was trying to sing that. Damn, Jay, I gotta ask you the same question. I asked the nephew, how do you come up with the stuff? And the brilliance is of the show is on the side of the room. Okay, just come right over here. This show is on this side, and if you want to be brill come on over here. In the time we gotta go coming up with thirty four minutes after the hour, we're gonna talk about the pandemic. Right after this you're listening to show. Well, guys, here's a question for you. Are wonderful funny comedians on the show. Now, just say if the pandemic could be on hold for just one day, all right, things could get back to normal for just one day, what would you do on that day? How would you play that day? What we're gonna do starting in the morning, as soon as you get up, what you gonna do. Let's go naked, no mask, no mask and naked boot one day, boots and shades on and I'll walk outside of Jose I'm blow up naked. I might drive over that nicket to come get you because and we're gonna roll nicked yea, and go ask some more nicket people that want to have a good ass the whole day, the whole day. What about Junior. Yeah, I'm gonna. I got a list of stuff I'm gonna do. The first thing I'm doing is I'm going to a funeral. If somebody I don't even know, I'm walking down Holland now I'm not here, then I'm gonna lead there. I'm gonna I'm gonna then I'm gonna lead there. And then I'm going down to the courthouse just to see who in there? Who came something that I just want to see who in here? To day? I got through stuff taking a long time. We got one day. I gotta be all the way out for the whole day. Yeah, yeah, okay, wait, surely tell everybody what they're doing again, all right, litten. We asked the question. We posted the question to the guys. If the nephew were the nephew, if the pandemic were on hold for just one day, what would you do? And you heard what the nephew would do? And then Jay and eventually we're gonna pick up Junior when you leave out the courthouse and he gonna hit in the neck. Were going to the naked fun Okay, I don't care what nobody? Would you travel? Would you go to? I would go to Vegas in one day. I would go. I would one day, quick turnaround, calling. You're losing a lot of naked time when you do, You're losing a lot of naked time in Vegas. But that's that's four three hour flight, three hours back, six hours of naked you're missing right there. You can't you can't give it up. We talk about twenty four hours. Baby, you gotta think, Baby, we can. We can gamble, we can gamble naked. You ain't got If you fly out with you, look at the naked people you're sitting with. You can look bad at you. If I leave the courthouse, I seek, I'm gonna stop on buy a kissing Yara. I ain't never been one of this by a kissing yara? Who you turn the fifteen? Watch that? So okay? So no maths and no clothes, obviously you got it all. I want to free myself, go ahead and free Oh now that's what I would do. I go see Tasia, well, I love me some taste. Yeah, about to have a baby. Yeah, she's expecting it. She congratulatulation, gral gratulations. Give up the fight time, and you never give up the fight. That's Okay, Well, I ain't gonna be mad at the baby. The baby ain't doing wrong. It ain't got nothing to do with the baker. There's nothing we can do. And hope that we all for the pandemic. We can't go see Tasia's baby being borned. Let's just stop over that for tagious baby birth. Let's go do that. And why we and why are we down in Carolina? We got to holland Anthony Hamilton come on, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's new song mercy. Yeah. We gotta hustle bad boy right there down there. We gotta holler at him he dined there doing and thank him for Joe Biden to run for the presidency. And we got to go on down there, go down at a high point because you know, furniture is cheaping down the high point. You go down, yes, and you know what we got since we out and but one day we got to go buy the White House and get your ass side of out. We can do that then go on the house. I like it. I like closing it out like that. I do. So what time, well, what time is it now, Junior? By ten thirty when we get there doing that? But what we're gonna do with the last hour and a half a nicket. What we're gonna what are you gonna eat? You're going to a restaurant or somebody you haven't we got but one day we ain't got time to eat. You have fund the last out. We're gonna need to spray down because we have definitely called something might not be COVID, but it's something else coming up next. The nephew, you hear, he's here in the building with the prank phone call right after this you're listening to show coming up at the top of the hour, about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subject grandparents gone wild and I'm talking buck wild and this letter wait till you're here it Yeah, yeah, we'll get into it in a little bit. Right now. The nephew's here with today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Nep title liszt Choppa's funeral at the club. Choppa's funeral at the club. Let's go, kay, y'all trying to reach you James, j James, Yeah, Yeah, what's up? Hey, this this is a Gerald I was a friend. Uh uh, your your friend Chopper? Yeah, and the chopper just uh passed away last week, right, I know they posed how the funeral and stuff over at uh at mom Baptist Church, and Uh, I don't really know you, but me, Me and me and Chopper and a bunch of restls. Man, we used to hang out at the club not too far from the house. You know. That's pretty much what Chopper world all the time. Or at the club anyway. What a bunch of us was over at the club talking, man, and I was we was really when to reach out to one of the family members, you know, and then somebody said you was, you know, kind of a good friend of Hells And when we we we we decided to call you and see if you didn't mind. Do you think that you can talk to uh some of the family members and see if they don't mind having the funeral at the club. At the club, see what let me let me trying to explain something to you, Jane. What we're trying to do is, see we believe that we believed at the club. Come on the club, there's a funeral. What That's what I understand it. But see, see Chop Choppa ain't really go to church a whole lot. You know what I'm saying he didn't really really go long as I've been knowing him. Now, he loved a lord and stuff like that. But I understand. But see, Chopper wouldn't Chopper, Chopper went to the club. So what I'm asking you will, let's have the funeral at the club. Hell, no, bro, come on, we can't have no funeral at no club. Man, come on, No, no, O can't. But but what what I'm saying is, though, is that he wouldn't really he wasn't really no church going person. I believe that a person ought to be uh, the last words are to be said over him in a place he's more familiar with. You know what I'm saying, player, player, No, I don't. I don't know what you mean. Players. No, just just gotta be a funeral. This, this is this is church for I go to church and all my folks go to church. No, we we gotta do this thing up in church. This is a church thing. But you don't, you don't feel But do you understand where I'm coming from? No, that man ought to going on and and the last words are to be in a place he mode familiar. Now, if he went to church, then I understand that you see him, bro, Hell no, no, See this is a chance to get itself right, and we don't we gonna have him up in church in front of everybody. You know, that don't make sense? Who's this again? I mean, who are you? My name Gerald? But who is Gerald? I mean? How do you? How do you relate to this? Are you preach your are you no? No? Are you? No? No? No? No, I'm I'm I was friends with Chopper and see I hung out at the club and still hang out there with a whole bunch of you know, was real good friends with Chopping, and we were saying that, you know, Chopper's the last words about Chopper are to be said at the club, because see that's what Chopper would but five six days a week, that's what Choppa was. Yea, But what church are you affiliated with? I mean what I want to Hell? What I I try to talk to the family? Make me look stupid in front of the family telling them to put the thing in a club? How that gonna go off? Well? See, see that's what I'm saying. You know them way more than we do, because see that you're talking about trying to move from a damn funeral. Add a church to a damn nightclub or strip club or something. No, no, no strip club, just a nightclub. It's the same, man, ain't it. I mean you talking about having folks travel from across the country and meeting into the damn club. What kind of that? But that's what Choppa was. That's what Choppa was. I'm gonna look, if I'm the one telling them to root it to the damn club, You're gonna look like somebody that's trying to I'm gonna look like a fool. No you're not. You're gonna look like somebody that's trying to keep it real. Come to the damn funding if I will to do something like that. Okay, okay, let me ask you this hiding Let me ask you this Hill or Jane. Do you think do you think you can maybe get the body and bring it over to the club. No, hell knows. Well, I'm just saying before they even do the funeral or whatever. You Hell no, I ain't touching getting the walk in the dog by my self body for hell no. We're just trying to say our last words at Chopper Man in a place that Chopper most no healer again, who you you get my number? Somebody at the club had your numbers, said you was print. But why do y'all call me? Of all folks, y'all call me, they say you good. You in with the family, and you can tell me the family. But I ain't end in the family. Make me look stupid? Hell now, won't y'all? I get y'all of them to the family. Y'all call the family. Y'all tell me that yourself. Man, I won't. I just want trying to get you to brain the body by man and let us no, I ain't touching no dead body. We just want to have one last drink with Chopper. Man, you have one with your boys, and you you get together with him and y'all talk about bottom and let him know. I chopper one. What kind of prison? What? What kind of prison? But we need to we won't chop up to be there this Chopper, This is Chopper you talking about? Man. Bring y'all to the church. Y'all need to be up in the church. We want to have a Chopper at the club. Well, we didn't know him all man, y'all full of well, we know ain't gonna pup looking like a fool at the damn funeral. What this about Chopper though? And then I'm writing about Chopper. You'll break Chopper to that club, y'all tripping, man, I ain't doing I'm just going to this funeral. I'm gonna care to say what I think about chopping. And I'm moving tall. If y'all want to clays in front of town of y'all call the tail of y'all selling me this. Look, I got one more thing I want to see. I don't even know you well what what? What? This is? Nephew Timmy from the Steve hobb And Morning Show. You just got praked by your board ripping this nephew tim Me, Man from the Steve Harvey Morty Show. Your boy told me to prank you. Man, I just know y'all, James, this is nephew tim Me. No, no playoff. Oh man, I can't believe this. No, he didn't. I can't even believe he did that. Hey man, I got one more thing to ask you, man, what is what is the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey Moaning Show. What was that? Beats right there? Can y'all feel that? In? Man? Yeah? I know what that was? Blank? Blank? That was well that's what Chopper more familiar with. Chop spent out his time at the club at the church. You know, people want to be buried where they familiar with. That's something they've been around all that. I'm with you. People might not be having funerals at the club, but they're damn sure having to repass that club. I've had a bunch of man, a lot of a lot of them, Shirley, I'm telling sometimes you can't find a place to put the whole family before COVID. I'm the people that can we reach the club and then they put a big picture on stage and they danced and have Yeah. Man, yeah it's a celebration. Yeah yeah. Mississippi Monica sent me a picture of a guy on the back of the of a truck propped up and they was having his funeral outside. He was sitting in a chair. Oh yeah, did you see that a lot of people do that. Hu. Yeah. They had this guy's sitting up in the casket. The casket had lights and everything on. It. Would explain the rad to me over there at the rad over there, you got yeah, yeah, we'll get created will bury you anyway you want to be buried, long as they got their money anywhere. Damn that shot. Yeah, and I write money Jake, because they do not want to check you know. Thank you, Nephew. Coming out next my Strawberry letters subject grandparents Gone while wait till you hear this. We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. 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As we move on and listen, if you need advice on dating, work, parenting, sex, mostly sex, I mean that's what these letters are about. We gotta admit that. Okay. Submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live on the air, just like right here, right now, buckle lappitt, hold on tight. We got it for you. Here. It is the Strawberry LETTA thank enough you. Subjects Grandparents gone wild, Dear Stephen Shirley. My grandparents have been married for over forty years and they both have gone buck while. About a year ago, my grandpa confided in me that he met a younger woman and he enjoys her company a lot. He started getting a bunch of tattoos, and I told him he better not let my grandmother see them. He would tell my grandmother he was hanging out at the leg or at his barbershop, but he tell me that he was with his girlfriend. I asked him if the girlfriend was taking his money, and he says she's not taking it because he's happy to spoil her. He's a diabetic. Wait a minute, he's a diabetic. Okay, yeah, I don't know. That's a clue. Baby, he's a diabetic. Wait a minute, he's a diabetic. So I told him to be sure he's taking care of himself. Oh, he told me where I could reach him, and if I couldn't get him on his cell phone. If I couldn't get him on his cell phone, I thought my grandmother would be upset with him. Okay, it's not jay. I thought my grandmother would be upset with him being gone so much, but she was doing her thing on the side too. She called me one grandparents gone wild is the subject. She called me one night because she needed a ride to her friend's house. I thought I was driving her to her church member's house, but she told me she was going to see her boyfriend, and she swore me to secrecy. She told me to pick her back up in two hours, but I was so disturbed, I just sat there and waited. I told her I'd never take her over there again. Yeah, app I'd never take her over there again, is what I told her. So she began driving herself and she day out until two am on the weekends. I got a call last week from a man that said he's my grandma's boyfriend, and he said my grandma was in the er because she fell off a bike, but she's fine. He said she wanted me to come pick her up. I fussed all the way home, and she told me to mind my business. My grandma alsold My grandpa also told me to mind my business when I fusted him. How did I get in the middle of this mess? And what am I supposed to do with these two old cheaters? Oh, and get show Nana. Okay, they're doing way too much here, way too much. How did you get into it? When you didn't shut your grandpa down when he first told you that he had a girlfriend. That's how you got into the middle of it. You allowed your grandpa to share his private business with you. Instead of saying, nope, Grandma, Grandpa, Grandma, don't drag me into your mess, you listened and became his confidant. So now he's comfortable telling you everything. I guess at some point he wants to tell someone, he can't just tell anyone. He trusts you and Uh, well, to make matters worse. Now your grandma is doing the same thing. Wow, they got to know about it. They got to know about each other because she's not worried about him and he doesn't sound like he's worried about her. So it's you. I mean, you know, you gotta get them to stop telling you. You gotta get them to stop including you. You gotta get them to stop involving you. And until you take yourself out of the equation, that's what it's going to continue happening. If you don't approve of what they're doing, tell them both to stop. And if they don't tell them, you're gonna tell on them, all right, But please, Yeah she can do a little blackmail there, but but please, you still got to watch them from afar so they won't get hurt or anything. Like your grandma already ended up in the east. We don't want that to happen again, all right, But tell him to stop. You don't want to hear it, all right? Come on, Jay, look at him. Both of your grandparents is getting sex so good they want to tell their grandchildren. Now, you know it's good when you want to tell your grandchild how good this is just some good ass sex right here, big an baby girl, come in the granddad and tell you something the other nap. Oh my god, here comes grandmama, hid come in, come on in here. I want anybody else to hit it. But Hubbert did something to me. They still do that. Oh my god, baby girl, don't tell your granddaddy what I just told you now. But it was nice. It was na I like when she asked him, is uh is she taking money from him? And he said, no, she taking her money. I'm giving it to her. I love spoiling her. Yeah, that's good sex. Right, Dare you gotta tell your grandkids that's some good Yeah. He's a diabetic somebody, right, Yeah, Yeah, he's diabetics. Her grandma was in the hospa in the er, so they need to be careful. Okay, I need you to go down to the grocery study granddaddy fun Min's gone down there and pick him up anyway. Yeah, we'll come back with part two of the Strawberry Letter, subject grandparents gone wild right after this you're listening to show all right, guys, let's recap the Strawberry Letter for today, the subject grandparents Gone Wild? Granddaughter call wrote in because her grandfather and her grandmother both are cheating on each other. The grandfather told her first confided in her that he's got a young woman and he enjoys her company a lot. He's starting to get a lot of tattoos and everything. He tells his wife, Yeah, you yeah, he's getting a tat it up. He tells his wife that he's hanging out at the lake or at the barbershop. And she, the granddaughter, did ask him if he's giving the young girl money. Is she taking his money? And he said no, she's not taking it because he's happy to spoil her. He's also a diabetic, so the granddaughter is warning him to take care of himself now. He told her that. Then her grandmother confided in her that she's got a boyfriend and he's been asking the granddaughter to drive her to her man's house. She got a call one night. Yeah, she got a call one night from her grandma's boyfriend saying that her grandmother was in the r So, you know, she's fussed at her grandfather and her grandmother, but they told her to mind her own business and just stay out of it. And she wants to know what should she do with these two old cheaters, Junior, what you guys, I like it. I like that. I normally ain't for cheating, but I'm for this one though. I like this. They just sitting on the porch grandparents right here. They haven't acted. Oh, I like, oh, I like. What you should do, the lady, What you need to do is just keep your mouth shut, because you keep it this whole thing. Don't say nothing, keep your mouth shut. All this is really though. It's two old people who don't like each other. The problem is nobody told anybody what they were doing. Don't nobody care with nobody else. They don't even care if they go to the e R. That's how you know they don't even like each other. But they're also too old to get a divorce. They don't didn't care. So what you need to do, lady, this this is gonna help you out a lot. Keep you some insolent and keep you some gass because you're gonna be busy insolent. Keep you some gass because you missed to be moving. Okay, told you if you can't get to him now, something happened to me bringing my answer. You know I'm dying better and so keep that phone on. The three things you're gonna be all right, insolent, gaff and that phone. But you're like, weren't you weren't you a little little afraid when it said he's a diabetic? I thought it was jake man. We did, we did. Come on, tell me what you got? Grandparents gone missile? Y'all missing it? Baby? Look okay, young lady, baby girl, Why don't you see a gold mine that's staring you right in the face. You don't understand. You got millions right here. Listen, go back and look at all the gone wilds, girls gone wild, animals gone wild, crackheads gone wild, mom's gone wild, mcdonna girls. Look, they've all made millions. What you got? You got freaking grandparents gone wild? Who anybody else? And there's and there's so much footage everything you said you got diabetic, We got insolent. We got to look at that. We got two am in the morning grandmother and fail, Oh that's his own tape riding a bike then fell off of it. This is great footage. You don't understand. And who watches TV more than anybody? Older people, They sit there all day and watch TV. So guess what right after will oh, fortune go up? What's next? What's next coming up? It's freaky grandparents gone? Don't make money? Got going on? Thought film? And baby, it's millions in the air for you. This is what Oh, I long for times like this, and I could just shoot some people in my family. That's that's got. This is this you know, you know what they call it content? That's contents film he means no. But in his family though, whamily? Whatever? Family? I don't care. All I know is Netflix is looking for what content? Hulu looking for what content? Amazon looking for what content? Freaky grandparents gone? While I'm tuning in, Hello, that would pay for your subscription right there? Yeah, grandparents gone wild? Maybe don't pass up the money, the money right in front of you. Okay, but didn't you love the boldness of the grand grandmother's boyfriend he called the granddaughter of Yeah, this is your grandmother's boy friends? What this? Jada ja Jade? Want to let you know your grandmama in the yard, but she fined, don't fell off a bike riding down to park trying to do something romany. We too old for this. Yeah, this this this this this Edward leave, Yeah, I love it. They didn't care. You know what I think. Help. I think that master link popped on their chain and if that's what happened, that master link come off that chain, and that's what happened. And she fell off that bike. But she gonna be fine. Her wig is a little tilted, but you're gonna be all right. A couple of scrape from was he there though, in the ear with her? Or did he just take her and drop her off? You don't want to, grandfather. You can't just leave me. You're gonna leave me. I think he did though. Yeah, got a tattoo going across his chest, number one sugar Bad like the Life. It might be his boo's name, it might be his boo. Let Grandmam gonna see that tattoo. I don't care she see that. They really they don't care. They don't care. That is yeah, I love. It's only person that cares is the granddaughter. Yeah. Yeah, all right, thank you, guys. Post your comments on today Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook. All right, coming up next Junior with Sports Talk. Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, listen up. Junior. Is he here with sports talk with you got junior? All right, first of all, let's go ahead and get to it. Man, let's come tall big congratulations to the Greek freak. He ain't even Milwaukee. Yannest? How you say his name? Who I want to hear? I say, Yannest, the Greek freak. It's gonna stay in Milwaukee, that's all yai yalloo. It's staying in Milwaukee for on a five year deal. Checked this up. Two hundred and twenty eight million dollars max contract, five years. I don't see no problem with playing in Milwaukee right there. You have a league. He's drinking Milwaukee Bill every day. Hey in Milwaukee, man, congratulations, So he's gonna stay. They're trying to get hard to go down there and play. But we don't care. He can go anywhere he won't go. So ain't no money left for Harden? Yeah, we don't care. We don't care where he goes. He want to leave lead, but also one of the lead. You don't want to be that you don't want to be. I don't care at this point, Jake, I really care. You don't want to be here. But what what what Shirley. What does Shaq say, Hey, listen, Yes, win or lose, win or lose. We all get in our fantoms and do what drive to our mansion. That's all well and good shack. But you want to be happy when you're in that damn fandom. You don't wanna be lose every damn game to win. Sometimes sometimes you don't see this doing other news, though, people are still one and did NFL Baltimore Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson pull up Paul Pierce when he left the Ravens brown and versus the Browns game in the fourth quarter. Lamar said he had to go get an I V to deal with some cramps he was having. Well. Lamar Jackson did return to the game and Ravens beat the Browns with the last minute field goal forty five to forty two. Now, Junior, hu, Junior, but he came back at fourth down. He came back and fourth down, yeah, and through the touchdown that was I have a question, Junior, I have a sports question watching the sports. Just got into sports, so I don't hurt too much. How come every time a black quarterback be the white quarterback, they both win and they ain't got nothing to be sad about. I need to know that, because every time I see a black quarterback be the white quarterback, they both should hold their heads. I know he lost the damn game, the white guy. We dinning with this in the White house right now, we're dinning with the same he had lost. Not only did he lose, A cripple Negro came out, came up. Well where did they go? The dug out that I don't know where it out? A cripple need role came out and won the game. No, you got something to be sad about. You got your ass seat. This is not lea football. Everybody don't get no participation. Track you, thank you. I just want all right listen. Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll look yet again into the mind of Jay Anthony Brown. Right after this. You're listening, Ladies and gentlemen, put on your seat belts. We're on our way into a place that we should not be going. We're going deep inside of je Anthony Brown's mind. All right, listen, listen. Is a little techy here we go. This is my impression. This is my impression if Santa Claus got pulled over by the police running. Listen, First of all, I pull you over because you're doing god knows what in a thirty five miles and hours on. That's the first thing. You got no headlights on this sleigh at all, Just red Nose, ain't gonna kid it. You're driving without a license. You ain't wearing a seat belt or a mask. You ain't got no mask on. The vehicle is way overweight, way over Yeah, you're landing on rooftops with out to permit. You got no registration. None of the Reindeers have on diapers, and they dropping stuff all over these people's houses. Did you say you were gonna go in people's houses and lead gifts. That's breaking an inchy. I don't know if you know that. Just that's breaking an inch you. But I tell you, what, tell you? What? Tell you what? I'm in the Christmas. I'm feeling good about Christmas. So I'm just gonna give you a warning and I'm gonna let you go. Okay, I'm who whoa, whoa, whoa? What was that you said? Say that again? I don't say that again. What you said? Step out of the vehicle please and put your hands on the slid. Okay, they you have it its close, got pulled over by the police. Oh Mary, Christmas? What was that you said? Got about it the vehicle? That's funny, stupid and stupid. It's that goes on in your head, in your mind. Chemicals go up there first, and then let's be clear. Let's be clear or hazy or hazy either one? Right while you flying high? You high? I'm flying high because I'm high. Well, speaking of Santa Claus, are you guys ready for Christmas? I mean it is really next day? Yeah, yeah, I'm ready. You're ready? You're ready? Jay? I thought you were more like the kind of like no, because here's how I do. Here's how I do. Add up what you got for the whole year. That when you've been calling me, begging for me, that's your Pushmas gift. So if you yeah, that's how I do it. Yeah, you are so pretty much everybody covered, everybody covered, so everybody got something this shit, Well, thank you? Then thank you? I got I guess I got mine with your hotter than the mofo stuff, I didn't even get mine. I don't get my. God, y'all didn't get it. Oh seriously, seriously, ill, I want y'all to enjoy my nuts. So I'm gonna make sure that everybody getting my nuts. So I apologize if you have not the nuts. Jay. They're hot. They're hot. Yeah, Well you don't say hot. But you can't, you know, Jay, I can't just call you and say, a man, Yo, nuts was good. I can't do that. I love your hot sauce, but you just can't tell me my nuts is good. You just can't do it. And then he'll say, well, that was your Christmas present. Yeah, and your nuts is good, man. Don't keep keeping through them yourself. Don't tell you, man, I really judge your nuts. Man, how y'all enjoy my nuts? Ain't going out here? MOFO dot com. Give you some nuts, y'allus. No, I got no flavors coming out. I got brand new flavors coming out. I got Salton Vinnegar coming out. Pecame Sweet Sweet pecomes. Yeah, I got about four new flavors coming out, So yeah, Jay, more nuts from Jay. Can't damn it, temps, I heard and pay good money for a ship already all right? Coming up more of today's trending stories at twenty minutes after the hour right here on the Steve Harvey Morning show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. There's another question for you guys. What foods? Now? Think about this one? What foods did your mom make you when you were sick as a kid? All right, there's some foods that always remind us of being sick when we were a kid. And you know, the standard, of course is chicken soup. So is there one food or is there one soup that reminds you of being sick when you were a kid? Or which did your mom make for you? Um? That you make for your kids? Now, how about that one? Oh, I can't do that after my kids. What I can't do that. My mama made me a hot tiddy would have shot at Jack bangers in it. I can't do that to my kids. I can't put that in there. I'm with you, Dum, I couldn't do that. My mama would take that Vicks vapor up and put it in some tea and make you drink that. And it says on the bottle, don't not swallow it said that right on the bottle. They didn't give you. Still, you didn't have a called anymore? Did you hit it right up? Wow? We had castor oil. I had to take castor oil. Orange. Yeah, oranges. What's the oranges for nothing? We're about to come and put that Bick's vapor up on your chest, all on your chests when you est in my nose. Yeah yeah, I'll say. You know what the standard was, soup and it was always like apple juice. You had to drink like clear clear liquids and ginger. All right, more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show and some trending news coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ladies and gentlemen, We're about to go into a place that you may have never gone before, a place that gets dark, a place that has corners and crevices and places where people really should not belong. We are going deep into the mind of j Anthony Brown. All right, Twenny, Jenny has been a fantastic year, had a good year, movie, a TV show working here got better none. Time for Murders the Hits. Now, this segment is called Murders the Hits. Okay, do not compare it to the original hit, because this is being murdered. Listen to the message. That's what this is about. Hear the message in the song get it. You all know your b Because of women ching, hell shouting the White House, time is morever holding shoot he goes to jail. You gonna leave the sign that if you read, you dn't need the fight. But they gonna in a g They ain't that new that see. I'm gonna get into try I don't wanna die. I'm gonna stand in. Shoot me in my behind. I'm not gonna let it. He shoot me in mind. I don't know what to say. I'm gonna try it anywhere that new. I'm just I'm not I want to do that out on the drums for you right there. I'm loving good sounds good Jay, I love it Ja taking that new vaccinecine brothers vaccine. So we're doing we do hey, I was going to do me when I was trying to sing that damn coming up our last break of the day. We'll be back at forty nine minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're listening to the Stave Morning Show. All right, guys, here we are last break of the day. We have to remind everyone enjoy Georgia that early voting is now. It's going on right now. This is for the Georgia Democratic Senate race. All right, it's between John ASoft and Dave Purdue and of course, um, Reverend Rafael Warnock and Kelly Lefler. Okay, but we want you to vote for John Assoff and Rafael Warnock. Okay, that's who you're pushing in the state of Georgia. That's who we want you to vote for on this Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, the time is now, Georgia. Like I said, early voting is underway until December thirty. First, um, please don't forget. January fifth, is the actual election day. January fifth, twenty twenty one, Georgia. Let's go once again. Reverend Rafael Warnock and John Assoff, who was our special guest yesterday, go to vote dot org to get more information on Georgia polling places. All Right, we gotta vote. Finish the job, get them to Washington. Get one. We can do it again, Georgia. You can do it. Flip. Oh yeah fli Argia. Shout out to Stacy Abrams too, who's just worked. Queen Queen is doing it. She is doing She's queen for sure. Turn into when she loves, she loves when she loves you went okay, you know black woman. Yeah, I'm not going anywhere. No this though, Jay, I can show you better than Curtigue. Yeah yeah, that woman always like that. Okay, okay, boy, yeah, I got I gotta tell yall this. Um, catch me and Will Packer on the Real on Thursday morning. Me and Will Packer would be on the Real Who talk to the Real? Love and the rest of the line. Okay, excuse me, pay be you know yeah yeah everywhere? Yea, yeah, good coming. What are you guys gonna be talking about. We're talking about Ready to Love. We're talking about the show Love. Yes, we are talking about the TV show. And then the reunion is coming up. Y'all gotta get ready. It'll be in January. So it's gonna be great. Oh my god. You can give us a moment. M M. I give you a hint. Don't miss it. That's the hint. Don't editing show. Missed it miss Yes? Yes, it was good at this season two, it was excellent, It really was. Congratulations Tom. I'm just really really proud of you. I love how you go in and and you give the guy's advice, you give the ladies advice. I just love that. You know, we get to see a whole different side of different side. Yeah, that's really refreshing. Yeah, yeah, very rated. We get to see if what's that you listen? Thank you Carlin, thank you. That's what you got to listen. Unlike this show. I ain't here y'all talking about what I am listening, Especially to the ladies. You got to hear what they're saying. You gotta hearing going through. Yeah, gotta to feel what you gotta feel it because they you know the emotions out there, so you gotta be Yeah. Yeah, grown women ready than grown women women. Yeah, when is Denise going home? She's great TV. She can't go, she can't leave. She's great TV. To need something else, man, she's possessive like that. Do you see when she'd be passing by cal Funny, he'd be talking to somebody else. She's always not far. She's always in his eyes. A death. Look, it's a death I see. Okay, keep it cut he keep it cute, you all. Look, you gotta get into Ready to Love. It is good. This is the third season, but you can go back and catch season one, catch season two. It is so good. You'll be happy. You did. Yeah, you'll be hooked. You'll be from ready to love to Assistant Living on Wonder when y'all was coming over. Yeah, come on, tell us about Assistant Living Man. We go back into production and shoot seven season seven, eight nine and ten weeks. We'll do it on the week, no weekend, one week in the weekend. Season seven eight nine. Mister Barry, don't play you. You know how roll down, But you know, man, I've worked for him. Boy, let me tell you something. One thing. When I hit his set, I know my lines, Buddy, I'm not gonna I'm not new partner. He don't blame. He don't blame you know what. I just respect him as the leader. He is the guy that has I mean he he has paved his way. He has done it. So you want to respect him to where you're going to anybody else's set in respect pessional. Yeah, so tell us what what else? It's just just a living every Wednesday. Now you're gonna starting your boy, man. Then congratulations to both of you guys. Were happy for you, and and and to mister Perry. Mister Perry, I tried to call your people, but they gave me to your other people and your other people. People. I don't know when you're gonna get the word that I tried to get to you, but sooner or later, that damn tell you. But time I tried to call listen, you know he listens. Well, I'm telling I'm tell him you trying to call him? No, Okay, thank you. You love to assisted living a happy man. Yeah, oh boy, you guys yeah yeah, so yeah, thanks to everyone for listening and appreciating our show. We certainly love you and appreciate you. All right, Happy Holiday's, Merry Christmas. Yeah happy. Doing the show really helps us get through what we're going through too. And you know that people are listening. We're going through way way worse than what we're going through. And the fact that they get up in the morning and they listen, we just we really appreciate that. Yeah, really, because you don't have to. We thank you. We really do, well, said Jay. For all Steve Every contests, no purchase necessary, void We're prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. Complete contest rules visit Steve Harvey FM dot com. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.