Stephen A. Smith is a New York Times Bestselling Author, Executive Producer, host of ESPN's First Take, and co-host of NBA Countdown.
He also answers viewer questions, including whether a man should watch Sunday football or take a girl he likes out on a date. If he would rather have horrible heartburn or horrible diarrhea, his preference for bar soap over body wash, and if Goku and Vegeta could beat the majority of Marvel superheroes.
Let's get to your tweets because I want to. I want to see what you guys gotta say. All right, Stephen, this is at Okay Cowboys, Brave Steven Smith, They Stephen A. This really cute girl wants me to hang out this Sunday, but there's football on that same day. Do I pick the girl or watch football? I want my brother? How bad do you want her? How attracted are you to her? Because here's what I can promise you. Football ain't gonna keep you warm at night. Football ain't gonna cookie breakfast. Football ain't gonna make you lunch, ain't gonna make you dinner. It's not gonna cuddle you. It's not gonna make you feel or tingly inside. Football ain't gonna do that. Football is great, and it ain't gonna do that. And here's another question, because you didn't tell me this. Do you have a girl? Do you have a girl? Because if you have a girl, you understand you already messing up because you're thinking about this one. She might want to do something about that for even asking a question. But my direct answer would be a woman that you want is always worth more than football. Maybe after you get it, you can go back to conventional behavior. Say, damn, I got a head hookut with you after the game. I ain't gonna miss this game. But if you're trying to get her and she wants you during football, well you got two options, Bible options. You can pass on the football or you damn will had better learn the multitask. Just the thought, brother, just the thought. Next tweet, which guy at its Flurrick rights Stephen? A bar soap or body wash? Personally, I prefer bar soap. You know, body wash sort of phams up and stuff and makes you feel like it's touching everything. But is it touching every part of your body the way you want your body touched? Like there are some things that you could gloss over with that foam like material, and it's these other things you need to scrub hard. That's where the body soap comes in. You see what I'm saying. You got scrub, got scrubbed that dirt off, you, got scrub that filth off you. You gotta scrub that funk off of you. Get the funk out of my face. Get the funk out of my face. Yeah, that's bar soap that does that for you, not the body wash. Next up, which got at Reign of Pride? Right, Steven A. Smith thoughts on go cool and vaghetto vegeta beating the majority of Marvel superheroes. Can't see that. Can't see anything beating the majority of Marvel superheroes. If everything could beat, if there was something out there that could beat the majority of Marvel superheroes, Marvel wouldn't be superheroes. That's my answer to that question. Last one, what you got at Big Content guy, right, stephen A. Would you rather have horrible heartburn or horrible diarrhea? This is tricky because heartburn makes you feel like you're catching the damn heart attack. I don't know anything good about that. I can't say there's anything good about that. Okay, I really really can't. But diarrhea. Here's how I would answer this question. I would go with the higher, the horrible diarrhea. If I'm near the toilet, like when you you know I'm fifty seven. You know I've had a few colonoscopies in my life. When you get cleansed, your system gets cleared for colonoscopy, you gotta drink that nasty stuff they get you to drink. I mean, ladies, gentlemen, iron line to you. I don't mean to be too graphic TMI. I get that part, but it got so bad I drank fruit punch and pooped out fruit punch. That's how cleared my system is. When you got that kind of diaryheb. You gotta be near a toilet now. If you're near a toilet, I would tell you diarrheb. Horrible diarrheb is what you should pick. If you're not in the vicinity of a toilet. You want to go heartburn, You want to go heartburn, all right, just let you know