A classic segment where Stan was caught in public doing something embarrassing, the studio Kleenex mystery develops further as listener Brian is thanked for his contribution, Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, Junior's almanac segment, Absolute Law owner/attorney Anthony Melchiorre makes his weekly visit to help the audience with legal questions, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, a game of Stan's Name That Movie (the drill instructor edition), News, Comedian Songs Week continues, classic standup comedy, and more...