A classic interview with an expert on Ellis Island, Stan is cranky due to sleep issues and criticizes the government's response to the Maryland bridge collapse, Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, Absolute Law owner/attorney Anthony Melchiorre stops by for his weekly visit and legal advice, News Headlines, Fluffer, a game of Stan's I Wish I Didn't Know, News, Carl Perkins and Friends Week continues, classic standup comedy, and more...