



PREMIUM: Park The Bus
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Yoshi Valley
Rob and Nick reflect on the disappointing night against the Roos. They discuss the direction of the club, the future of Brad Scott and cram as many random analogies in as possible. Plus Hot Takes & plenty more!

PREMIUM: We're all gonna die at some point
Rob & Ryan preview the match against North. They discuss the vibe around the club this week, Brads interesting pressers and what chance we have against North Melbourne. Join DISCORD Visit STORE

Demoralization zone
Rob, Joel and James reflect on the performance against Port Adelaide. From Coaches, Players and everything in between Plus Hot Takes & more! Join DISCORD Visit STORE

PREMIUM: Hyperbolic Oxymoron
Rob & Nick preview the round 2 match agains the Power. They chat media hyperbole, Merrett contracts and if there's hope for Adelaide Oval... Plus plenty more! Join DISCORD Visit STORE

The baby and the bath water
Rob, Jesse and Ryan dissect the the terrible night against the Hawks. The issues with the game plan, whether the reaction is necessary and where to next Plus Hot Takes and plenty more Join DISCORD Visit STORE

PREMIUM: Dons Footy is Back
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Not another season preview
Rob, Joel and Ryan make their predictions for 2026. Where will the Dons finish? Who wins the Crichton? What's the one thing we want to see? Plus plenty more Join DISCORD Visit STORE

Official
Rob, James and Nick discuss Essendon's official practice match, They play Buy, Hold and Sell... please plenty more Go Dons Join DISCORD Visit STORE

Unofficial
We're back for 2026 Rob is joined by Jesse and Joel to discuss the unofficial practice match against the Tigers. Plus plenty more Go Dons Join DISCORD Visit STORE