The Michelob Light of my life, Bert Kreischer, joins us from his man cave to discuss his boyhood years on the first ever episode of The Roast of Your Teenage Self! Join me, host Alise Morales, as we dig deep into the awful adolescent years of the comic better known as “The Machine,” who rose to popularity as the real life inspiration behind Van Wilder when in 1997 he was crowned by Rolling Stone as “the top partier at the number one party school in the country.”

We cover everything from first kisses (his daughter’s) to first betrayals (a cheating ex) to first drinks (first year of college, somehow) and everything in between (hazing, crack babies, abortions and more!) all on the first ever episode of The Roast of Your Teenage Self, brought to you by the National Lampoon and All Things Comedy. 

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The Michelob Light of my life, Bert Kreischer, joins us from his man cave to discuss his boyhood years on the first ever episode of The Roast of Your Teenage Self! Join me, host Alise Morales, as we dig deep into the awful adolescent years of the comic better known as “The Machine,” who rose to popularity as the real life inspiration behind Van Wilder when in 1997 he was crowned by Rolling Stone as “the top partier at the number one party school in the country.”We cover everything from first kisses (his daughter’s) to first betrayals (a cheating ex) to first drinks (first year of college, somehow) and everything in between (hazing, crack babies, abortions and more!) all on the first ever episode of The Roast of Your Teenage Self, brought to you by the National Lampoon and All Things Comedy.&nbsp;Subscribe!<a href="https://bit.ly/RoastYourTeenageSelfPodcast" target="_blank">https://bit.ly/RoastYourTeenageSelfPodcast</a> Thank you to Purple Mattress for sponsoring todays episode.To get $150 off any mattress order of $1500 go to Purple.com/teenself, and use promo code: teenself. Follow Alise! Twitter:<a href="https://twitter.com/AliseNavidad" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/AliseNavidad</a>Facebook:<a href="https://www.facebook.com/alisenavidad/" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/alisenavidad/</a>Instagram:<a href="https://www.instagram.com/pandalise/" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/pandalise/</a>Website:<a href="http://www.alisemorales.com/" target="_blank">http://www.alisemorales.com/</a> Follow Bert!Instagram:<a href="https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer</a>Facebook:<a href="https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer/" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer/</a>Twitter:<a href="https://twitter.com/bertkreischer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/bertkreischer</a> Podcast: Apple Podcast:<a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bertcasts-podcast/id585103759" target="_blank">https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bertcasts-podcast/id585103759</a>Spotify<a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/74FGB3Pn9T1jx3zOPEI9jp" target="_blank">https://open.spotify.com/show/74FGB3Pn9T1jx3zOPEI9jp</a>Castbox<a href="https://castbox.fm/channel/The-Roast-of-Your-Teenage-Self" target="_blank">https://castbox.fm/channel/The-Roast-of-Your-Teenage-Self</a> More from All Things Comedy! <a href="http://www.allthingscomedy.com/" target="_blank">http://www.allthingscomedy.com/</a>Facebook:<a href="https://www.facebook.com/AllThingsComedy/" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/AllThingsComedy/</a>Twitter:<a href="https://twitter.com/allthingscomedy" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/allthingscomedy</a>Instagram:<a href="https://www.instagram.com/allthingscomedy/" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/allthingscomedy/</a> More from National Lampoon! <a href="https://www.nationallampoon.com/" target="_blank">https://www.nationallampoon.com/</a>Facebook:<a href="https://www.facebook.com/nationallampoon/" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/nationallampoon/</a>Twitter:<a href="https://twitter.com/nationallampoon" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/nationallampoon</a>Instagram:<a href="https://www.instagram.com/nationallampoon" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/nationallampoon</a>

Your teenage years? A tragedy. But that was long ago. In Roast of Your Teenage Self, host Alise Morales combines tragedy and time to get to the comedy of errors that was your -- and hers -- and everyone’s teenage years. Each episode, Alise and her guest break out some teenage talisman -- whether an old photo, a high school heirloom, or other knick knack associated with adolescent anguish -- and use that as a way in to roast the unique, but somehow universal, tribulations of being a teen.

Your teenage years? A tragedy. But that was long ago. In Roast of Your Teenage Self, host Alise Morales combines tragedy and time to get to the comedy of errors that was your -- and hers -- and everyone’s teenage years. Each episode, Alise and her guest break out some teenage talisman -- whether an old photo, a high school heirloom, or other knick knack associated with adolescent anguish -- and use that as a way in to roast the unique, but somehow universal, tribulations of being a teen.