SIGN OR DON'T SIGN IT, WHO THE HELL CARES?: HOUR FOUR: 10/18/24

Headlines says people don't actually sign with an actual signature anymore Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

YOU AIN'T KICKIN ME OUT OF NOWHERE

Suck it Pretenders, I'll sit where I damn want

PET MY LIZARD

Check this out

WE SUPPORT OUR PIZZA DELIVERY LIASONS, THIS GUY THO...HE DON'T: HOUR THREE: 10/18/24

THE FOF HOTLINE IS OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW. This week we get calls from a guy who hates pizza workers, we appreciate you, and a dude who isn't a fan of Governor Hanky Mac 

EVERYBODY HAS BENEFITED FROM NEPOTISM THO, RIGHT

Don't act like you didn't

NOBODY COMES TO WORK ANYMORE

That's legit tho

NO THANKS ROBOT, I'LL LET THE DOCTOR CHECK MY PROSTATE: HOUR TWO: 10/18/24

Pigskin Picks China is working on a flexible finger probe that can check your own prostate Headlines with dead celebrities and what they got buried with

WHAT WOULD YOU BE BURIED WITH?

Here's what the celebs are buried with, what would you pick?

WAIT A SECOND, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT FINGER HAS BEEN

Would you like a prostate exam from a robot?

THE LETTERS ARE TOO FAT, IT'S KIND OF DUMB LOOKING YA THINK?: HOUR ONE: 10/18/24

Graffiti artists are still going strong, we see all the local trains lol Headlines says Gen Z trusts influencers more than their friends Sports with a high school football coach in Montana fired for wrestling one of his players at practice