RHOS #11: A Wedding, Oprah Moment and Past Life Regression
The biggest wedding of the year turns out to be between a pussy and a bitch! Wait what? Well, we can say that because it's legit the nuptials of a dog and a cat. Meow. Athena has a past life regression and learns that Lisa was her daughter and Nicole stole her wife.There's a Breakfast At Tiffany's…
RHOS#10: Holy food truck! We have an intervention...or not.
Lisa and Athena X continue their quest for an intervention. They don't care that none of the other housewives are interested or that it's merely about Victoria missing a dinner, they just want their moment. Speaking of moments, Matty launches her fancy new pillow and Athena steals the limelight by …
The Logies 2017: A Cowboy Crash and a Fuschia Clash.
For anyone who chose to sleep instead, this is the cheats guide to the 2017 TV Week Logies award. We have so many questions. Why did no one stop Molly Meldrum? Can we hear it for Kat Stewart in a poncho? And if Kerri-Anne Kennerley is so good at what she does, why doesn't she have a TV show? And wh…
RHOS #9: $19K handbags, slut shaming and broccoli in Singers
What goes well with a $19K handbag in Singapore? A boozy fight, safewords, bird poo facials, and meeting your long lost half-sister for the first time. Yup, a new episode, a new dinner party location but the same rip-roaring table banging fights. Lisa and Athena break up as friends and Krissy steps…
RHOS #8: Muff Covers in Singapore
It's RHOS Abroad in this ep and the housewives fly to Singapore for an all-in fight from a fancy international location. Melissa is relieved to know she doesn't have to wear a muff-cover for a photoshoot, however, when she sees the bedsheet ensemble we think the muff option night have been bette…
RHOS #7: Wrinkle Schminkles & The Therminator
The Thermomix cult has infiltrated the wives lives. It's more cutting than some of the insults. The Wrinkle Schminkles launch sees hair king Joh Bailey destroying Athena X's brand. He pitches her diamond necklace donation as a 'dear little thing and starts the bidding at an insulting $50. It turns …
Married At First Sight #29: And then there were two.
Eight weeks. 12 couples. And only two survived. And no, we aren't talking about Kelly and Clare. They unfortunately did not survive. Well, they did survive, but where's the fun in saying that? ANYWAY. The final happened. Married At First Sight finally ended. And HOLY MOTHER OF DOUCHEBAGS WAS IT AMA…
RHOS #6: Captain Eyebrows and the Persian Party
It's Persian party time for our Sydney Housewives. Matty buys $2,000 worth of caviar for for her badly behaved guests. We all wish we could be there if for no other reason than to lick caviar and gold dust off our own wrist. Oh, and to witness the fight over who's diamond ring has the most carats.…
Married at First Sight #27 Bye Felicia...or Jordan
Nadia has always been on MAFS for the gossip but now that she IS the gossip she's not liking it. Everyone is back for the final dinner party and within minutes Deb is criticizing John for not kissing him. Nadia announces Anthony broke up with her the day after filming. Cheryl confronts Scarlet abou…
Married at First Sight: #27 Grossly Overdressed Fish & Chips
It's splitsville by the sea for Vanessa and Andy with hard decisions being made on whether to continue eating the rather delicious looking takeaway shop fish and chips or be heart broken and deal with the situation at hand. Spoiler alert: Andy chooses the fish and chips. Meanwhile, Anthony doesn't …