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Hello, puzzlers, Welcome to the Puzzler Podcast The Glowing Teacher recommendation in your Puzzle College application. I am your host, AJ Jacobs, and I'm here, of course, with Chief Puzzle Officer Greg Kliska, and we are delighted that you, the listeners, can join us for Friday farrago.
Ah, Happy Friday.
Happy Friday. And this is, as always on Friday, an episode packed with nutritious puzzle goodness. We've got listener letters, we've got lukewarm off the Press's puzzle news. But let's start with some bonus nuggets from this week's puzzles.
Some clues that.
Were too hot to handle. And Greg, we had, as you know, the great comedian Jordan Carlos, and we gave him a One of them was a river themed puzzle, so rhyme me a river. So it was two words that rhymed. A large reptile from Egypt's major river was nile, crocodile. So I only have two leftover clues, but I heard a rumor you the overtiever, have written some more, so let me give a couple.
Yeah, I got a couple of tough ones that were too hot to handle.
But you'll get them. I'm sure too.
Clever by half the other we also call them all right, Well, this one was let me give you one of the leftover. This is the New York City version of the Lochness Monster. It lives in one of Manhattan's rivers.
So we had the Hudson River and the East River and the Harlem River, so it's going to be the East Beast.
You got it? Yeah, exactly, all right. The next one is a triple so it's got three words, all rhyming. This is the oil that Erno Rubik uses on his invention, and Rubic, as you might know, lives in Hungary. Yes, when the river goes through.
It's the Danube cbe Blube.
It is the Danube Cu cube lube. And I only bring it up because there is actual cube blube, as we know from from the from the puzzler. These modern cubers, Uh yeah, they put on like lube to make it make it faster.
Uh So it's really rub it's Roubq blue because that's truly, truly, that's the nickname for a rubek, Yes, exactly, rob Cue blue from the Danube.
That's what the kids call it.
Does he come in a jar or does it come in a tube?
I think it is a jar.
Oh, a tube would be nice, right, danube roup CB blue tube.
I'm not even gonna try. There's another word that comes to mind, but yeah, let's keep it PG. All right. So but you have some for me, I believe.
Yeah. I have a couple that I think are fun. I have a musical instrument that you'd play on kinshasas.
River, kinshasas River. Okay, this I'm already in a little.
Bit of trouble in Africa.
It's okay, Africa.
There are two countries in Africa that share this name.
Well, I'm thinking, yeah, it's not the Nile, because we already did that in the Congo. Congo's bongos Congo. All right, nice, thanks.
And this is a board game. Let's stay in Africa. A board game you might play on the river that leads to Victoria Falls.
Oh wow, okay, so that is not the Congo or the Nile. I'm not sure I know the river.
It's a very long river. It starts with a Z.
The well is near zam Zambia's well.
Zambia is I think derived from a similar term because it starts with the same four.
Letters zam bony No, maybe you know.
This is a board game where you you your pieces move around the board and at the end they have to come up the center and back to home.
Oh so parchies not sorry, but part Parchie so Zambizy Parcheesi.
Yes, Zambezi parcheesi.
Very right, not very good, but something pretty good. It was a good clue, It was not My solving was not not over the top.
Now this one is both a little macabre and definitely I think the hardest of.
The lot, harder than the Zambizi.
Okay, yeah, these are the finger bones found in the waters of India's most sacred river.
All right, well I do know the second part. I feel pretty confident that's the Ganges angies. I'm just thinking the carpool stuff, isn't there. Yeah no, now I'm thinking it is something like flangies, flandies, got it, you got it, you got it?
All right?
That is falange. Yeah, they're not a lot of rhymes with angies, but you found one. Nicely done.
Gangie's flanges.
Excellent.
Well.
We also gave Jordan a puzzle because his podcast that he co hosts is called Adulting and so you created a puzzle about sort of twenty tens neologisms. So did you have some extras?
Yeah, there are a few that we didn't use.
That are words that either were, you know, coined in the twenty tens or came into common use with a new usage in the twenty tens. One was one clue is I'm so exhausted after my two week cation in Monte Carlo, which is an example of this oxymoronic mashup.
I like that. I like that, I know it because I'm looking at the script. But I do like this phrase, which is humble brag, a humble brag exactly which people did on like Twitter and things like that.
This is a sexy picture of yourself that you post online, but in an early usage it described being lured by your own body into believing you had had enough to drink.
Interesting, I knew the first part sexy picture of yourself is I believe the kids used to call it thirst traps trap, But the second part I had no idea was an actual phrase.
It turns out.
Florence Griffith Joiner wrote a book called Running for Dummies where she talks about this phenomenon of your body convincing you that you've had enough to drink, when in fact you need to keep drinking. So, in her usage, your thirst trap is something bad. You're you know, doing a long run, and your body says you don't need more water.
That's a thirst trap. You do need more water right now?
What if flow Joe posted a sexy picture online? That would be.
Very first trap thirst trap?
The first trap coiners thirst trap. Well, that's great and educational as well as fun. We I believe are ready to segue to segment number two. Listener Mail Seging two Andrea Schoenberg, our associate puzzler, who is our official mail opener and reader. Andrea, what do we got today?
Well, today we have a letter from Sammy Casanova and it's got two parts. So first she asks if we will accept an alternate answer for our musician name puzzle. So this is when we played a sound related to a band or artist name and solve her had to guess the musician. So the clue we played a sound of the barking of a dog, and the answer we were looking for was pitbull. But Sammy asked if we would accept three dog night as an answer because it was exactly three barks.
And she was, well, she was listening in the evening, so I think it's a last.
Exactly. I think that is okay. Yeah, I think anything in the I mean that was I think you pulled that clip and it was an actual pit bull. So if you know your barks, then then you might have gotten pit bull. But I think we would accept any canine.
So three times and it was at night. It's a three dog night for sure.
Free dog knight.
There you go, I will say full disclosure. Sammy is also on my Mystery Team on which now night as well.
Yeah, oh I love it. Well, you said that she had two parts to her letter, Andrea, please what is the second part?
Yes?
So Sammy also took up the challenge to write her own clue for one of our other puzzlers. This was our Trios puzzle, which is when we gave three parts of a famous trio and then you had to guess what the trio.
Was, right, and that was your What was an example of that, Greg? You gave that one?
So yeah, the trio puzzle, we gave clues to three parts of a trio might have been like pots, silent and cool, and then you would realize that's actually anagrams of stop, look and listen or something like that.
But it was always the you know, oblique clues to.
Three things that are part of a trio, Faith, hope, and charity. I think was the original one. Faith, Saley, Bob, Hope and charity bono. No, that's chastity bono. Anyway, that's the idea clues to three things that belong together. So Sammy gave us one, right, Yes.
She came up with her own. So the and sam is cleared. The trio is Incas, a Cretan king, and Frederica.
Och oh, you got the pronunciation.
H O s C h E d E Frederic host.
Or full disclosure. I needed to google two of the three of those.
And one I only go So between us we only had to google one. We've already gotten spread, but we didn't we did. We needed help get in the final answer. Yeah, so which one did you know without googling.
A Cretan king?
I did know that a Cretan king. Okay, I knew that one too, and I knew Incas also, right, I don't had to look up Frederic.
And I will say that even when we those words, I still needed help. So I emailed Sammy and she told us that there's another step to the puzzle, that it is anagrams, that these are all anagrams of a trio. So we thought we would leave it unsolved for you, and if you solve it, please send us your answer at info at the puzzler dot com. And we're going to take all the correct answers and we're gonna do a little lottery and one lucky listener will receive an autographed copy of a new book by friends of ours, Stuart Gibbs and Jeff Chen. It's called Spy School Entrance Exam and it is a lovely They're both wonderful people. And I will say non humble brag. I was the Yenta who brought Stuart and Jeff together because Stuart said he loves crosswords and Jeff is one of his favorite constructors, and I said, I know Jeff. So there you go. So Stewart gives Jeff Chen pick up the book or get a free copy. Uh, And that's it. That's it for listener. Veil this time, good man. Yeah, and I think we're ready for Lukewarm off the presses.
Well, okay, this this news item is is actually I think quite current, maybe maybe hot off the presses. You remember Doctor Phil from the American cross Puzzle Tournament.
Right, not the the talk show host.
This is doctor F I L L right exactly.
He is an artificial intelligence, well, a computer program designed to solve crosswords, and kind of every year at the tournament, you know, doctor Phil does the you know, solves the puzzle, and you get Doctor Phil's time compared to the human times.
And and in most of the puzzles, doctor Phil blows through them because they're you know it just it's got a huge database of definitions and can just recognize what words go whar. But the tricky fun crossword clues like folks like Jeff Channer or Pel David Kwang put in their puzzles baffle Doctor Phil, and it's totally stumped.
Well, here there was little hope.
There was a little hope for humans.
There was hope for humans. But now there's a news sober on the scene, a program, an AI program called Crossword Genius, which was invented by William Tunstall Pedo who it was one of the guys behind Amazon's Alexa, and he's designed this to solve not regular American crosswords, but the fiendishly difficult British cryptics.
Which are so crazy hard and we've talked about them on the show before, but they are so full of wordplay and puns and anagrams that they are just what would you call them, not brain teasers but brain mockers.
Yes, exactly, and they and they you know, you just never know what to expect in terms of how they're going to twist the wordplay.
And what.
Tunstall Pedo has done is created this this app that understands cryptic clue structure and uses a database of past puzzles to identify the cryptic clue conventions like anagrams or puns and abbreviations, and it works, is working, It does very well. In fact, it is competing this year in the Times, that's the London Times Cryptic Crossword Competition, which I think is happening right now or has just happened. We'll follow up and see if we find out how the app did, but I will tell you the app has the avatar of a pug named Ross which is probably some cross ross pun I don't know, and it barks every time it solves a clue.
Oh okay okay, which is also a pun because bark and bark, I get.
Yeah, yeah, and would certainly get one of us kicked out if we were doing that at a cross or tournament.
But the app is, you know, the Ross is allowed to do that.
So they tested it on last year's final puzzle and it solved twenty three out of thirty clues in twenty two minutes.
That's impressive because yeah, yeah for me, like they take five minutes perfect, which is going to be riveting audio if.
But basically it's twenty two minutes and you hear twenty three or twenty three barks over the time, and that's a pencil scratch. But that is slower than last year's champion, Matthew Marcus, who won by solving the whole puzzle in the whole puzzle in twenty minutes.
Good Matthew, come on, we're rooting for you this time.
They did test Ross recently on a hard cryptic from the Times and it got some of the clues right. It didn't get all of them, but it got these clues right. So I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the cl lose and see how chat AJJ does against crossword genius wrongs.
Okay, I'm very nervous. I'm the John Henry, but I'm the John Henry who does not men who dies.
Before the canary in the coal mine of the ai.
All right, here's the clue.
One wound up in the tower. Perhaps one wound up.
In the tower.
Wound up in the tower.
It's a six letter word and a nine letter word.
Oh it's a phrase. Okay, well, yeah, Usually I just start spouting anything that comes to mind related to towers. So the leaning Tower of Pisa.
The well.
I will also say this clue is given with tower as a capital letter, but as in the Tower of London. But that's not helpful. Sorry, okay, but it is. That's part of the surface sense of this, right, someone one wound up in the tower, right.
You were well, I was thinking that that the Tower of London, because well, is big Ben on the Tower of Line because that is a clock and maybe they need to windlock.
I like the way you're thinking of different uses of wound, right or wound.
Maybe there's a wound.
This is wound, something that's wound up.
All right.
Picturing sometimes it helps to visualize, so I am picturing. I did visit the Tower of Pisa. So I went and I walked, I walked inside the well. That is interesting. The stairs there are stairs.
Yeah, so yeah, that's that's partly I.
Think I I think I got it because I think this is related to Will Short's favorite clue and crosswords, which yeah, because it's spiral staircase esthing that winds up in a tower.
Yes, and what was Will's favorite clue?
Will's favorite clue was it turns into another story, right, yes, this turns into another story story as in the story.
All right, well it winds up so good. See you're matched, You're you're right there with Crosser Genius. You use the same technique Crosser Genius uses, which is to reference past clues, right right.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. And I actually had it because I knew spiral staircase was six and nine because I had used it in a speech when I talked about So that was a little since take that cross Crosser Genius.
All right, this next one is, uh, here's the clue. Bloodthirsty character unusual for Austin.
Bloodthirsty character unusual for Austin.
Not the city Austin, but Jane Austen. And it's a nine letter answer.
All right, well, I am. I'm immediately stumped. I mean, I'm thinking, well, first, character can mean several things, so it could be like a character, like a you know, a typewritten character, or a character in a novel blood thirsty. I'm just trying to think of synonyms for blood thirsty, like murderous, murderous kind of sounds nine. But why would why would murderous right be unusual? I need a hint, I need it. I'm I'm flailing.
You'd probably get this if you were looking at it.
I am looking at it.
You still we won't get this even if you're looking at it now. It's so so, you know, think about the different kinds of cryptic clues, all right, well.
Yes, okay, I have Often they do write anagrams where they mix up the letters, and they often clue it by saying something like twisted or mixed up and maybe unusual four awesome for Austin is also nine letters?
Also nine letters, but also character bloodthirsty?
Character? Who is that's an anagram of for Austin.
Oh no, sparratu.
Very good, very good.
It's a very old movie.
And then there's a new one coming out, isn't there?
Okay? Yes, well I needed to be walked through that, and I don't think cross Orgenius did.
Well, here's what, No, here's the thing, cross Redgenius. What the cool thing about the way the program works is it tells you what it's thinking, thinking quotes or not.
It's an AI, right.
So it's it writes it's in its analysis. Bloodthirsty character is the definition? So like you, crossword Genius recognizes unusual as an anagram indicator, but it says it knows nothing about the answer no speratu, so it can't judge if the definition is accurate.
Oh good, so it's so like.
It doesn't you didn't have Andrea there to say it's a movie that's coming out, which might have helped it.
But I actually did not know that. But it's good to know.
Yeah, it's helpful.
Well, you can go read about this in the London Times. There's a you know, you'll find out that that there's a lot that it got wrong, but you know, seven out of thirty.
But it's still pretty.
Dang smart, pretty smart. All right. Well, if I said anything negative about Ais, please don't listen. Future Ais who are over over the lords and everyone else. Please check out our Instagram feed at Hello Puzzlers, where we post original puzzles and lots of other fun nuggets. And we will meet you here Monday, Right, we will you meet here Monday for more puzzling puzzles that will puzzle you puddlingly.
Hello puzzlers, It's Greg Plisko, your chief puzzle officer, here with the extra credit answer from our previous episode. We gave you a double dose of Halloween goodness. AJ did a puzzle about different Halloween candies on opposite day. He called it opposite suites instead of opposites. Your clue was truths and you're looking for the name of a candy that is the opposite of truths, and that of course is whoppers.
Whoppers big lies are the opposites of truths.
And I gave AJ a puzzle called trick or Treat in which every answer was a rhyming phrase. It rhymed with trick or treat starting with the same sounds on each half, like trick and treat do. And the clue was when when the kids come to your door, do you give them a baby, farm animal or a Konami code. The answer, of course is chick or cheat, Right, chick is a baby farm animal, and Konami code codes are cheat codes for a video game.
So that's what you got.
I hope you had a great Halloween. You got all the whoppers you wanted, you got all the treats you wanted, or if you wanted baby farm animals, you got a bunch of chicks.
See you next time.
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