It’s Johnny’s birthday week, and Tony has promised to treat him with respect. Needless to say, that doesn’t pan out. On another installment of Tony’s Tummy, Johnny makes an earth-shattering discovery about Tony’s rotten, rascally bowels. Then, Captain Picard fails a crucial test, as he adjusts to his new “admiral” status. When Will Hines stops by, the three old men reminisce about improv scenes from the past and end up singing a weirdly-good rendition of Wildflowers. Finally, Tony attempts Johnny’s Game while distracted by his own clammy genitalia. Then he gets tired. Then he has a bathroom emergency, which forces an abrupt end to the episode.

It&rsquo;s Johnny&rsquo;s birthday week, and Tony has promised to treat him with respect. Needless to say, that doesn&rsquo;t pan out. On another installment of Tony&rsquo;s Tummy, Johnny makes an earth-shattering discovery about Tony&rsquo;s rotten, rascally bowels. Then, Captain Picard fails a crucial test, as he adjusts to his new &ldquo;admiral&rdquo; status. When Will Hines stops by, the three old men reminisce about improv scenes from the past and end up singing a weirdly-good rendition of Wildflowers. Finally, Tony attempts Johnny&rsquo;s Game while distracted by his own clammy genitalia. Then he gets tired. Then he has a bathroom emergency, which forces an abrupt end to the episode.

Tony and Johnny are the best of friends…but they live on separate coasts! Luckily, they’ve been able to keep their long-distance relationship fresh and vital through frequent, soul-nourishing phone conversations. The Phoney & Call-y Show presents these phone calls to you: the lonely idiot, to delight in an entertaining blend of banter, introspection, bickering, and improv bits!*

*However, this podcast is not to be life-affirming, at all. Any relatable honesty Tony & Johnny display is purely for their own, therapeutic benefit. It’s not for you to feel better about your own life. That’s not what this is.

Tony and Johnny are the best of friends&hellip;but they live on separate coasts! Luckily, they&rsquo;ve been able to keep their long-distance relationship fresh and vital through frequent, soul-nourishing phone conversations.&nbsp;The Phoney &amp; Call-y Show&nbsp;presents these phone calls to you: the lonely idiot, to delight in an entertaining blend of banter, introspection, bickering, and improv bits!*
*However, this podcast is not to be life-affirming, at all. Any relatable honesty Tony &amp; Johnny display is purely for their own, therapeutic benefit. It&rsquo;s not for you to feel better about your own life. That&rsquo;s not what this is.