Tony & Johnny are recording the podcast together, in the same room, for the first time! They quickly discover that the “play-aggression” they employ over Zoom feels much harsher in-person. They abandon it for a gentler tact and set about recounting the tale of their previous night together, at Tony’s hotel. How strange it was to see each other. How Johnny was shellshocked from a discomfiting day at an animal sanctuary. How the hotel restaurant displeased and confused them. And how to properly pronounce the word “sandwich.” When Tony skillfully backs them into a Shark Tank scene, Johnny is resistant, at first. But the deal points all make sense. They steward a theoretical podcast listener across the threshold of death and call it a night!

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