Tony is hard-selling Johnny on getting back into DayZ (a multiplayer, survival game without the speed of multiplayer, the satisfaction of survival, or the ability to accomplish anything.) And Johnny seems willing! They discuss the discomfort of participating in prank shows and the comfort of good foot care! The buddies compare foot-smoothing tools, and a brief mention of “callus dust” is all it takes to inspire one of their more-nuanced 9/11 scenes! Then, the distractingly-handsome Ben Rodgers logs on from a hotel-room-with-terrible-wifi, and the threesome gabs about Star Trek, parental discipline, and how much leeway society should give the mentally ill when they expose their genitals outside of a school. Tony tries, yet again, to bring up Strange New Worlds, but it appears he is still the only person watching it.

Tony is hard-selling Johnny on getting back into DayZ (a multiplayer, survival game without the speed of multiplayer, the satisfaction of survival, or the ability to accomplish anything.) And Johnny seems willing! They discuss the discomfort of participating in prank shows and the comfort of good foot care! The buddies compare foot-smoothing tools, and a brief mention of “callus dust” is all it takes to inspire one of their more-nuanced 9/11 scenes! Then, the distractingly-handsome Ben Rodgers logs on from a hotel-room-with-terrible-wifi, and the threesome gabs about Star Trek, parental discipline, and how much leeway society should give the mentally ill when they expose their genitals outside of a school. Tony tries, yet again, to bring up Strange New Worlds, but it appears he is still the only person watching it.

Tony and Johnny are the best of friends…but they live on separate coasts! Luckily, they’ve been able to keep their long-distance relationship fresh and vital through frequent, soul-nourishing phone conversations. The Phoney & Call-y Show presents these phone calls to you: the lonely idiot, to delight in an entertaining blend of banter, introspection, bickering, and improv bits!*

*However, this podcast is not to be life-affirming, at all. Any relatable honesty Tony & Johnny display is purely for their own, therapeutic benefit. It’s not for you to feel better about your own life. That’s not what this is.

Tony and Johnny are the best of friends&hellip;but they live on separate coasts! Luckily, they&rsquo;ve been able to keep their long-distance relationship fresh and vital through frequent, soul-nourishing phone conversations.&nbsp;The Phoney &amp; Call-y Show&nbsp;presents these phone calls to you: the lonely idiot, to delight in an entertaining blend of banter, introspection, bickering, and improv bits!*
*However, this podcast is not to be life-affirming, at all. Any relatable honesty Tony &amp; Johnny display is purely for their own, therapeutic benefit. It&rsquo;s not for you to feel better about your own life. That&rsquo;s not what this is.

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