Dear Pennies & Pallers,

This week’s new Pen Pal is the always brilliant Brett Goldstein.

Our first letter gets right to the point: how often do we sit down when we pee?

In our second letter, a Pen Pal shares their thoughtful perspective on the joys of polyamorous living.

We also discuss: clapping for yourself, poltergeists, going commando, redefining your relationship, and more.

We wish you well, sincerely,

Your Pen Pals Daniel Van Kirk & Rory Scovel