Sports talk legends Paulie & Tony Fusco call the Philadelphia Eagles front office and DEMAND that they make one IMPORTANT MOVE before the game against the Los Angeles Rams in the NFL Playoffs. Plus, they explain why Jalen Hurts has the CLEAR STATISTICAL ADVANTAGE over Matthew Stafford, and how A.J. Brown's book reading has them rethinking everything.
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Alright, ra Yo Yo, come and Toyo live from Philly. It's the number one rated Polly and Tony Fosco Sho Yo Yo Yo as always, Pali Fosco here with Tony Fosco and Tony Huge Charlotte today. We know your people, you're wondering how the divisional round games are going to go this weekday, We're gonna tell you literally how everything is going to go down with one hundred and ten.
Percent up and spoiler alert, we know everything we do and yeah, you know, we told you last week about a critical oversight being made by the Philadelphia Eagles.
While later in the show we're gonna be calling the organization directly and demanding they fix it.
You're not gonna want to miss it.
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You're already slowing down the show quiet and also all of social media with whatever you do, eat, just call somebody or right, just stop it right there and start into our top story story. First out of the gate, the divisional round is here, the Eles preparing to host the Los Angeles Rams. And you know, Tony, because there's games that the people are thinking that the Eagles have home field advantage yet, But that's because these idiots aren't seeing the whole picture, are.
They, exactly?
You know, usually having home field advantage matters, but not in this game. You know, the Rams are the first team in NFL history to be glad not to be playing at home. Yes, we may have fires here in Philly, but those are only in garbage cans and dumpsters. And also, you know, after the game when we recreationally set fire to police cause, but that's it. Really, the Rams only have to worry about us setting fire to their team bus. But that'll only be like twenty minutes after the game is over and we've already won.
Terrific breakdown that, Dony, And you know, come on, let's face facts here, sorry, La, this is clearly a guaranteed victory for the Eagles. Yeah, all you gotta do is Look at the quarterback matchup and you'll see Hurts as Stafford beat in every important category, right.
Donty, Yeah, bring up that.
Look at head to head wins, Hurts has two, Stafford gooseg ZEROEP Championship Game appearances. Stafford has won and Hurts has two. Because you got to count college. You gotta count college. Yes, another important stat career rush yards. Hurts just absolutely demolishes Stafford. Here three thousand, one hundred thirty three to a poultry one thousand, one hundred thirty five.
Wow.
And the most damning stat Korea interceptions. Look at this, Stafford has a terrible one hundred and eighty eight interceptions while Hurts only has thirty nine.
Wow.
So as you can see, Hurts is by far the better statistical quarterback.
Cannot argue with those stats at all.
Oh yeah, but you know someone we can argue with, chronic Eagles hater Nick Wright. All the show First Things First, The Worst, which comes on at three pm. It still continues to make zero sense why the show isn't called Lasting.
The Last, But that's another conversation.
I guess the target audience for that show is either insomniacs or late night convenience.
Store workers who just woke totally. But again that's another conversation.
Anyway, that ass backwards title fits the ass backwards take, where you know Nick Right he did this pyramid of all the QB's still remaining in the playoffs, and he put Jalen Hurts as the only QB on the very bottom of this pyramid because he thinks he's the worst.
And this is just baffling all around, isn't it, Dony. It literally makes zero sense.
Has Nick Right ever even actually tried to build a pyramid?
Has he ever even been to Egypt? Clearly?
Not?
Clearly not.
Everybody knows that when you building a pyramid, you have to put the strongest pieces at the bottom to hold the pyramid up, and then you put the lightest, weakest piece is at the top of the pyramid because that's the only way you're going to carry those pieces up there.
So really Hurts.
Being at the bottom shows he's the strongest, and mahomes that curly head Weekling is the worst because he's on top. So really, this whole graphic by Nick Wright is just bad football analysis and also bad pyramid analysis.
Just great football at pyramid analysis. There By you doniya. On the subject of people who actually know how to use their intelligence, let's talk about a J.
Brown Eagles wide receiver.
We have to absolutely commend as during the win over the back as he was seen reading a book on the sideline called Inner Excellence by the author Dale Murphy. And this just shows his commitment to excellence. And you know, Dony, it also shows that we really need to rethink everything about what goes on in that stadium, don't we.
You're totally right.
I think it's clear all US Eagles fans have the wrong approach. Now that we know the players are reading books during the game, we really need to be as quiet and as respectful as possible. In fact, in addition to security guards, I think we should install librarians in the stands to hush people so we can make sure the players can read in peace, and you know, at halftime instead of having some loud, annoying concert, I think it would be much better if we just have fifteen to twenty minutes of quiet study time for thought and contemplation.
Just so beautifully said that, Tony, and you know, thank you.
This is also a great time right now to promote our book, which is now available for pre order. It's called outer excellence, and you know that's because you know, in a excellence, Tony, it's great at all. Yeah, you know, people, nobody's going to notice you're in it excellence unless you have outer excellence.
Isn't that right, Dony? Yeah?
Like, if you're only excellent on the inside, everyone's gonna think you're just a loser. You smell or you're weird. Ye will teach you all the ways to be excellent on the outside, yep, like you know the right way to smell, what cottage drive way, to get some really nice pinky rings, all the important stuff a man should know.
Absolutely, go ahead and.
Pre order it now, and we'll let you know we're done writing it because we only started two nights ago.
But it's great so far, isn't it terrific? So far? Just wait, you know, by the.
Way, Dony, one thing guy that still must be mentioned about last week's games. You know, I see a lot of people blaming Sam Donald for the vikings lost to the Rams. I also see some people blaming him for the fires in Los Angeles. I don't know where that crazy room I got started, no idea anyway, But don't you think people are blaming the wrong vikings, QB. I mean, isn't it a little more than coincidental that the sign Daniel Jones as a backup and then from then on Sam Donald just started sucking completely totally.
You know, it's the starting quarterbacks job to get the backup up to speed, and that must have taken Sam Donald all his time. Instead of preparing for the Rams and Lions, he had to teach Daniel Jones, you know, how to throw a football, how to say hike, how to hold on to the football, and how not to trip and fall down while you're running.
Everything.
Daniel Jones just didn't know how to do, so no wonder Sam Donald looked terrible in those games.
He had no time to prepare.
Just absolute mismanagement there by the Vikings. Now the other news around football, you know, there's growing concern Tony around the University of North Carolina football program as their new coach, Bill Belichick hasn't signed his contract and he's been taking a long time to build his coaching staff.
Now it's as.
Many people wondering, you know, if he's actually planning to leave the job totally. These concerns Donty They're just so overblow and stupid, aren't they.
Yeah, people are forgetten that Bill Belichick is like eighty years old. Have you ever seen how long it takes an old man to do anything?
You know, Well, my grandfather used to go take a piss.
It would take him at least forty five minutes.
To two hours.
You know, one time I actually timed him and it was excruciatingly slow. It took him like thirty minutes just to pull his pants down, and then after he finished ping, it took like thirty more minutes to mop all the piss off the floor, and he'd even get all of it. So to sign a contract and start a whole football team for an elderly person, Bill Belichick's gonna need at least six months and thousands of extended bathroom breaks.
Just terrific elderly analysis, that, Donty. And you know, the whole time you were talking, I was thinking, well, this is clearly why it's taken Jerry Jones so long to make changes to the Cowboys.
You know, he's an old man.
Think of how much time he spends being in the back bathroom. I mean that takes away from all the time he needs to be doing personnel research, coaching research, all that stuff.
Yeah, and look at how late they were to get into the head coaching search this offseason.
Yep.
Clearly Jerry Jones was in the bathroom the whole time trying to piss and miss the window. Yep, and also probably missed the inside of the toilet.
You have to wonder, don't you gotta wonder? Oh, just quickly, got to get it at you.
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Last week we asked a very obvious question, important question, Tony. We asked why haven't The Eagles signed Nick Foles to be a backup QBA, no offense to all the Eagles backup QB's, But he's got the championship experience, right, And if you have the other team, well you're gonna be afraid to get Jalen Hurts injured because you.
Say you're going to see Nick Foles standing on the sideline, you don't want him coming in.
Well, as you can tell, the Eagles have Johne Jack Squat, haven't responded to us, haven't made any move. So you know it's time to take it to the streets, as they say with Tony, or take it to the phone lines.
Yeah, take it to the front offense.
You know, because you know another thing we got to bring up here is now they're playing the Rams.
Well, Nick Foles was a Ram exactly. Sure. It was the Saint Louis Rams when he was there.
Yeah, and it was almost ten years ago now, But so much is the same. The owner, yep, the g yup, the yellow and blue uniforms, yup, the team name Rams. It's still basically the same team, exactly. It's basically the same. So what we're gonna do right now, we're gonna call them up. You know, we got a special number they gave just for rus. We're gonna call Eagles headquarters right now and tell them what a terrible, catastrophic mistake they're making.
It though, Yep, let's do it. Okay, here we go. Hey, this is Pauli Fusco calling with Tony Fusco. We would like to speak to Howie Roseman.
Unfortunately he's not availabry. Now I can take a bus town and pass it all.
Absolutely. Here's what we'd like to tell you. You know, here we go. The Eagles are about to play the Rams, right coming up? Why haven't you signed Nick Foles? He's got the championship experience, right if you're if you're a Ram and you're looking at the sideline, well, you're gonna be terrified to injure hurts, right because you know what nick Foles coming in?
Right?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Another thing?
Nick Foles played for the Ram and you don't think that would give us the intel to win.
But he did.
I believe he's available, dead, bro, Yeah, he's think outside the box here.
Bro, are you you have a winning mentality? Do you have?
In an al?
He's available, you can get him for cheap.
It's a very good point.
What's your name, bro? Angelo?
You know maybe you should just go you want to make ways for yourself. There, go up to Howie's office right now. We're gonna do your favor for your career.
Here.
You go up to Howie's office, you knock on that door and you say, get me fools now, Yeah, what are you're going to go?
Do that?
I will give it a before I head up there. Don't I need a commitment. I need a commitment from you, Bro. The super Bowl is on the line. Here, you committed to win and in the not.
Angelo goes Angelo, we want to thank you when we win.
The super Bowl parade. Parade is going to be in Urata. There you go, I hope, so you have a we'll see you again. Great work Angelo.
Bye.
There you go say, wait, day solved. There See that's how you do it. You go straight to sauce. So, uh, that was the same as talking to Howie. Basically our message is getting to him.
That's it.
By the way, I like the human resources there at Philly. They're doing the right thing. Hiring a guy named Angelo. He clearly knew football.
So remember when we called the Cowboys did a human being answer, though, no human being.
You we got a private line. We get Angelo right there. He he could tell He's like, I gotta you know we are calling. He's like, I gotta go. You know what.
Foles is probably on the phone with Howie and Angelo right now.
When I was talking. He was a little nervous. He knew he better get out of that chair and go. Say, we had him quaking in his boots.
Bro.
Well, that's see that, that's what the show. We get done.
We get it done with changing with change in football, with change in the organization.
There we don't just sit here and give you takes. We give solutions exactly.
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Everybody, Angelo, get Angelo back. We should hire Angela. You can't get stuff done.
What what When you were comparing Matthew Stafford and Jalen Hurts, you use career totals for interceptions.
Yeah, so so that's.
A terrible comparison. Star It's been in the league way longer than Hurts, so naturally his interception total would be higher.
Oh, well you want to talk totals, you're a total loser.
Yeah, and way longer is how every woman compares every guy to you?
Great? Wait what what he's.
You said? The author of the book AJ Brown was reading was Dale Murphy.
Yeah, great, home run hitter bro legend Bro.
No, the author's name is Jim Murphy. Dale Murphy, the Braves player had nothing to do with the book, which you clearly didn't bother reading.
Oh well, you know what I will bother reading your obituary.
Look at you.
Instead of wearing a Braves hat, you should wear a Graves hat because.
You're gonna be done done?
What what?
The Braves have won the World Series more recently than the Phillies.
Well, you know what, the US government should keep TikTok and ban you.
Yeah, exactly, you know what.
You're probably listening right now, and they're gonna and if not, we're gonna get Angelo and producing. You'll be sleeping in another country tonight.
Exactly.
Oh wait, Tony, what we already have movement? This just came in booked on the show next week.
He must have.
There must be some motion here because he just booked himself super Bowl hero Eagles legend twenty twenty five playoff Apira because you're gonna see it, Nick, we'll be here to talk about his former rams. Good job, Angelo, and hey, don't forget rate and review this show on subscriadcast by.
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