Sports talk legends Paulie & Tony Fusco give you the smartest takes on NFL free agency that other dumb hosts can't possibly give you. They explain why the Eagles ditched their LOSER players, why Kenny Pickett was in such high demand by the Browns, and why the Seahawks didn't "overpay" for Sam Darnold. Also, they tell you the ONLY WAY Bronny James can save his sucky NBA career, and why the Yankees are making a DANGEROUS MISTAKE that could end Gerritt Cole's career. Plus, they make a HUGE announcement about how you can win BIG.
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All right, all right, you come and to your Live from Philly.
It's the number one rated Paul ind Tony Fosco show. Yo as always, Polly Fools Go Hair with Tony Fosco and Tony Huge Show, Let's go NFL Free Agency. You know, we're going to recap all the big moves that we want one hundred percent predicted right on the money course and tell you why we got it so right as usual, and we also have some advice for Brownie James, don't we that way we do hopefully save his failing career. In fact, it will, you can guarantee it. And oh also, Tony, you know we have an absolutely amazing opportuitity for all of you out there to win literally billions of dollars.
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Where Paully and Tony were right, all.
Right, first out the gate, let's start with the Super Bowl champion Eagles. Now you have people that they're saying that the quote now in trouble, Tony, because you know, we've lost six defensive players to other teams already. But Tony, this is the best news we've heard in a while. I mean, what did we say in the fourth quarter of that Super Bowl? We had that forty to six lead. Suddenly our lazy defense starts giving up points, and Tony, I turned to you, right and I said, this is not good. We gotta make changes.
Didn't I absolutely you did, because what's the most important thing in football, closing out games?
Exactly.
We got outscored twenty two to six in the last fifteen minutes or so.
That's unacceptable.
You know, It's like what Alec Baldwin's said in that movie the what's the quote?
Oh shit, I didn't know it was loaded.
No, no, the other one, the other one.
Uh oh. I'll always be closing.
Yeah, yeah, I'll always be closing. Exactly.
There you go, You're right, always be closing. And they didn't close, Tony, And no, you know they did. That's why they closed off the theme. Now you see they.
We're making changes.
There you go, all right, staying with the Eagles. Let's get to our next one. Here that sounded where Pauli and Tony were right on the other side of the ball. Remember what I said when we were watching Kenny Pickett's perfect performance in the Super Bowl, Tony I said, every theme is gonna see how he's performed under pressure, and they're gonna want him and show. The Browns just traded for him because they could see that this guy knows what it takes to win championships.
Right, Tony, we said it.
Kenny Picket proved he knows how to win big games, and you do it by kneeling. Nobody was better this season that kneel downs than Kenny Pickett.
Look at these stats.
In the NFC Championship and Super Bowl combined, he racked up an impressive minus seven yards on five attempts.
Wow.
You know, Frankly, I'd like to see him get that number up to maybe minus two yards per carry, you know, just to be safe. But people always say the Browns can't win big games. Well now they have the right guy. Kenny Pickett can lead the Browns forward by leading them backward.
Just solid analysis that, Dody, and now do our next one.
You where Pauli and Tony were right.
You know, people are saying the Seahawks overpaid for San Donald because they offered him a three one hundred million dollar contract, you know, even though he makes Gary Collins look like Joe Montana.
Totally.
But you know, we analyze the market, Tony, and we totally saw this coming, didn't we.
Yeah, you can't just look at the QB market. You have to look at the market for everything.
Food, eggs, quarterback.
You know, right now, inflation is very high and the price of eggs and mediocre quarterbacks is skyrocketed. And you know, there's a bird flu going around, so that could be affecting Seahawks in general because you know, they're birds. So really you need to look at the bigger economic picture.
Here, great way to put it all in perspective that, Tony, And all right, let's move to our next.
One where Pauli and Tony were right.
All right, we said, Zach Wilson needs to find a better team.
Man.
You know, we reviewed all the potential options in the dony and when we did that, we clearly saw that the Miami Dolphins are the ideal destination for the young quarterback. And of course they went out and got him. And now this is just a perfect fit for Zach Wilson, is it, Dony.
Yes, Zach Wilson needs to be on a team where he can achieve his full potential. And no city has a higher concentration of MILFs than Miami. I've crunched the numbers, and between the amount of older, rich women and the hot wives of international drug dealers who are usually away on business, Zack Wilson should dominate the playing field. Also, given how many moms Tyreek Hill has created and then immediately left, Zach Wilson should have plenty of opportunities to see action there too.
But Tony, you do have some concerns, don't you, about how Zach Wilson, you know, might fit with the team and the other players on the roster, don't you.
Yes, I've carefully analyzed the Dolphins roster and Google images of all their moms. And while I see no concerns about Zack Wilson being around to a tongue via Looa's mom, who is you know, on the back end of her career, I do have a significant level of concern about him being around Jayalen Ramsey's mom, who is still very much in her prime. So if I'm Jalen Ramsey, I'd be making sure to play prevent defense on his mom.
Just eye opening analysis and research that Dony all right, Now, let's move to our next.
One where PAULI and Dony right.
All right die troubling reports out of New York, not for us, but for Yankees fans. Where the pitcher, Garrett Cole, he's scheduled to have Tommy John surgery, which will effectively end this season, maybe his career, right, Donty, I mean, there's a problem, glaring problem right there that nobody seems to be talking about except us, Tony. The Yankees should be very concerned, shouldn't they?
Totally?
You know, doesn't everyone else realize it makes no sense to call it Tommy John surgery? Ye, Garrett Cole is the one having the surgery, not Tommy John. What's gonna happen When Garrett Cole says to the doctors, Hi, I'm Garrett Cole, and I'm here for Tommy John. The doctors are going to be like, wait, are you a patient or a visitor? This is confusing. Wouldn't it be much clearer if they called it Garrett Cole surgery? Then he could say, Hi, I'm Garrett Cole, and I'm here for Garrett Cole surgery.
You see, it's much simpler.
Frankly, it's over complications like these that are exactly why people are losing faith in the American healthcare system.
Just undeniable medical reasoning that Dony and died. Let's go to our.
Next one where Pauli and Doni were right.
You know, the other day we saw Lebron James confront stephen A Smith at a game over negative comments that Steven A made about the Lebron's son, Bronnie James. Now, we've obviously always said the last thing Bronie James should do is touch a basketball, right, But that doesn't mean Bronnie James can't achieve greatness in his career. Isn't that right, Tony, Not at all.
I think if there's one career Bronnie James should try to copy, it's the greatest legend ever, not Michael Jordan, but Michael Jordan junior. He achieved the greatest off court accomplishment ever bangin Loss of Pippen Scottie, Pippen's super hot and volumptuous ex wife. That was a stunning achievement that earned him respect in both the basketball and adult film communities. In fact, if I'm Bronnie James, I think there's only one course of action right now. Luca Doncicic's mom, lucas his father's teammate like Scotty was to MJ. And if Bronnie James were to pull that off, he would be a first ballot Hall of Famer in my book.
Couldn't agree more? Don'ty just terrific advice there, and you know, thank you. It also must be said on this topic, Bronnie James's struggles as a basketball player does hurt Lebron's legacy by a mustian. I mean, you know, we always talk about an athlete's production. Isn't producing a human being? Production should be? Shouldn't we give credit to a guy if he produces another guy who scores tons of points, and also take away the credit if that person is just an inferior, sucky human being. Doesn't that make sense?
Of course?
You know this is why when I rank all time basketball players, I have at number one LeVar Ball, number two Del Curry Yep number three are Vetus Saboni, number four Larry Nance and number five Minute Ball, and way down the list at number seventy two, Lebron James right between Matt Gwakes Senior and Tito Horford.
Just a terrific breakdown there, Tony. All right, now to this one.
Where Pauli and Tony were right.
All right, let's get to the WNBA where there are reports now that there's going to be a potential workstoppage as the players are demanding more money. Now, on the other side of this, you got these critics. They're saying the league doesn't generate enough revenue to pay the players any more than they're getting right now. Right, But you know, Tony, you've had a solution to fix this for years. Why don't you just tell the people.
I think it's time the WNBA takes a lesson from one of the all time sports movies, Juana Manyep, one of the highest grossing movies ever made, which told the real life story of the time a man played in the WNBA. You know, that movie was great, well right up until the ending where they said Juana Man couldn't play in the league anymore. But the movie was very entertaining before that point when it got totally ruined.
Yep.
Anyway, it's clear the WNBA's biggest mistake was abandoning the Juana Man model. I think on a fiscal level and an inclusivity level, this would satisfy a lot of people. Let's stop separating everyone and separating the genders and bring them together for the sake of unity, but more importantly gross ticket revenue.
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Yeah, what produce it?
Jay? What corrections?
Go?
Hat go? You praise?
Can you Pickett for his performance in the Super Bowl?
Yeah? Bro? Performance under pressure?
Bro, all he did was kneel down. That's not impressive. Well, so he did throw a past attempt and he didn't complete it, so you can't say he played well.
Oh yeah, well you know you didn't complete puberty.
Yeah, Kenny Pickett reminds me of your mom. They both do great work on their knees.
Oh great, one still talk and what what you said?
LaVar Ball is the greatest basketball parent of all time.
Check the stats, bro, dominant offspring.
I mean, LaMelo's good, but Lonzo has suffered injuries his whole career. And liangel is like a full time rapper. Now, so that's just a terrible take.
Oh well, you know it's gonna be in a full time rapper your dead body.
If you were in the Ball family, your name would be No No Balls.
Oh great, one, don't.
Talking what.
You're sich A Waterman as one of the highest grossing movies of all time.
Yeah, classic box office Domination bro.
It only made thirteen point eight million at the box office, and it was the one hundred and forty first biggest grossing movie of two thousand and two.
Oh yeah, well, I'm gonna make a movie about you called Juwanna Die.
I saw something big and gross. The last girl you dated, Well, he's still talking.
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Same to you, Pauli. Another floorless show.
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