The Nikki Gliser podcast. Glaser here I am, It's Nicky Glazer. It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. Welcome to the show. Brian's back. He doesn't have a gall bladder anymore, but it's Brian. Franjie We. Chris Conby is also in studio with me and Saint Louis. Welcome to the show, Brian, welcome back.

The Nikki Gliser podcast. Glaser here I am, It's Nicky Glazer. It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. Welcome to the show. Brian's back. He doesn't have a gall bladder anymore, but it's Brian. Franjie We. Chris Conby is also in studio with me and Saint Louis. Welcome to the show, Brian, welcome back.

Thank you, thank you very much. Yes, I lost exactly two ounces by removing that gall bladder.

Thank you, thank you very much. Yes, I lost exactly two ounces by removing that gall bladder.

Two ounces.

Two ounces.

Two ounces. I don't know, I think is it I don't know, if not big, it's like the size of a honestly, like the size of a condom. WHOA, That's like the best thing I could think of.

Two ounces. I don't know, I think is it I don't know, if not big, it's like the size of a honestly, like the size of a condom. WHOA, That's like the best thing I could think of.

It's kind of like, yeah, what else is that?

It's kind of like, yeah, what else is that?

Those are all different sizes.

Those are all different sizes.

That's a good point.

That's a good point.

What kids of a shirt or a shoe?

What kids of a shirt or a shoe?

Yeah, one of the things are condoms size I guess like a lollipop wrapper that you get it, the dentist condoms.

Yeah, one of the things are condoms size I guess like a lollipop wrapper that you get it, the dentist condoms.

Condoms are bigger than the lollipop, A match a.

Condoms are bigger than the lollipop, A match a.

Match book condom, like in a package a condom?

Match book condom, like in a package a condom?

Oh yeah, like a round Yeah no, it's it's undone and it's filled with stuff. So I would say, like a condom filled with half filled with water. That's what only half?

Oh yeah, like a round Yeah no, it's it's undone and it's filled with stuff. So I would say, like a condom filled with half filled with water. That's what only half?

Oh okay, I was picturing like a condom in the wrapper.

Oh okay, I was picturing like a condom in the wrapper.

Okay, I could have said balloon, but balloon would have you would.

Okay, I could have said balloon, but balloon would have you would.

And then we would have when you could have said condom, Brian, and.

And then we would have when you could have said condom, Brian, and.

Then we back where we fucking started.

Then we back where we fucking started.

The gall bladders the size of a tiny penis sized balloon.

The gall bladders the size of a tiny penis sized balloon.

Okay, good to know. And how do you feel?

Okay, good to know. And how do you feel?

Pretty good? I feel conversation. Yeah, after this conversation, I feel upset, bewildered, confused.

Pretty good? I feel conversation. Yeah, after this conversation, I feel upset, bewildered, confused.

You came back to work too soon. Okay, so you you. I followed up a I thought you were having it like later than you were, but I followed up asking you, how are you feeling about this upcoming surgery?

You came back to work too soon. Okay, so you you. I followed up a I thought you were having it like later than you were, but I followed up asking you, how are you feeling about this upcoming surgery?

And you were like, I already had it. So you had it on last Monday.

And you were like, I already had it. So you had it on last Monday.

Yeah, almost a week and a day ago. And I feel better now than I did before the surgery. I felt like I was being poisoned, and now, like the poison, I'm not receiving the poison anymore. So there's Holistically, I feel a lot better. I feel more mental clarity, I feel more energy. I'm obviously still recovering from the incisions and things like that. So I'm like, not like running a marathon, but without a doubt, this was so far knock on wood, A great decision.

Yeah, almost a week and a day ago. And I feel better now than I did before the surgery. I felt like I was being poisoned, and now, like the poison, I'm not receiving the poison anymore. So there's Holistically, I feel a lot better. I feel more mental clarity, I feel more energy. I'm obviously still recovering from the incisions and things like that. So I'm like, not like running a marathon, but without a doubt, this was so far knock on wood, A great decision.

Oh, I'm so glad to hear that. Yeah, I wanted on Monday too. You guys both had something removed on Monday. Wow, whatever this dog's name is.

Oh, I'm so glad to hear that. Yeah, I wanted on Monday too. You guys both had something removed on Monday. Wow, whatever this dog's name is.

Sorry, what do you want to I just wanted to thank you all the besties who reached out, who told me about their gallbladder experiences. I a lot have a lot of besties have had their gallbladders out, and they're all fine. I don't No one sent me a message that was like, don't do it. I got it done and it was terrible. Everyone was like, I did it, I'm fine, everything's great. And there was one best thing in particular who got their gallbladder removed at the same hospital in Austin that I went to the emergency room for.

Sorry, what do you want to I just wanted to thank you all the besties who reached out, who told me about their gallbladder experiences. I a lot have a lot of besties have had their gallbladders out, and they're all fine. I don't No one sent me a message that was like, don't do it. I got it done and it was terrible. Everyone was like, I did it, I'm fine, everything's great. And there was one best thing in particular who got their gallbladder removed at the same hospital in Austin that I went to the emergency room for.

Oh wow, look at that, look at that.

Oh wow, look at that, look at that.

I know the world's just filled with people in different places.

I know the world's just filled with people in different places.

I just saw a thing today, like a reeal that was like.

I just saw a thing today, like a reeal that was like.

Talking about how I send it to my friends and now I already forgot the whole gist of it. But it's like you are we're all in the same planet together. Every hundred years, it's a whole new batch of people, and you got to kind of look at the people you're here with. Is like, we're all in the ship together, and it's so crazy that we ended up the same time instead of just being being one of these people that's like I hate people. Oh yeah, I hate people.

Talking about how I send it to my friends and now I already forgot the whole gist of it. But it's like you are we're all in the same planet together. Every hundred years, it's a whole new batch of people, and you got to kind of look at the people you're here with. Is like, we're all in the ship together, and it's so crazy that we ended up the same time instead of just being being one of these people that's like I hate people. Oh yeah, I hate people.

Or like even like in traffic, you just loathe. You just make enemies of everyone. You're walking on the street, somebody cuts you off, that's an enemy. Yeah, you're in traffic, you're just making anymy.

Or like even like in traffic, you just loathe. You just make enemies of everyone. You're walking on the street, somebody cuts you off, that's an enemy. Yeah, you're in traffic, you're just making anymy.

I heard a good one recently. And you're not gonna like this because it is got a lot, but you're supposed to try. When someone cuts you off and does something really aggressive to get ahead of you think that that person has to go to number two so so bad, and then you kind of like go all right, yeah, going on, Yeah that you know my thing and it has always been this way and besties know this is like when someone when I accidentally like cut someone off or something or like do something wrong, I immediately want forgiveness, and yet I'm not able to give it to anyone who does that to me. So I'm trying to remember the times that I've done stupid things where I'm just like, oh, I need to get over, you know, the Luis k joke of like but.

I heard a good one recently. And you're not gonna like this because it is got a lot, but you're supposed to try. When someone cuts you off and does something really aggressive to get ahead of you think that that person has to go to number two so so bad, and then you kind of like go all right, yeah, going on, Yeah that you know my thing and it has always been this way and besties know this is like when someone when I accidentally like cut someone off or something or like do something wrong, I immediately want forgiveness, and yet I'm not able to give it to anyone who does that to me. So I'm trying to remember the times that I've done stupid things where I'm just like, oh, I need to get over, you know, the Luis k joke of like but.

I want to go there now, and I want to go there.

I want to go there now, and I want to go there.

But it's easy to give forgiveness when somebody is sorry, but if somebody doesn't give you the way a bad motion you're it's difficult to Oh.

But it's easy to give forgiveness when somebody is sorry, but if somebody doesn't give you the way a bad motion you're it's difficult to Oh.

I always wave frantically, yeah, thank you so much, where they're like kind of like, no, it's okay. In Saint Louis, there's this thing of like everyone is so nice here, or at least like pride themselves on being like fair that they do this thing that Chris and I realized, like there'll be two lanes that merge right into one. Let's let's say it's an on ramp onto the highway and there's two lanes merging. Well, Saint Louis's don't want to ever cut in line, so they won't take the side that is supposed to do like a zipper motion, and so they all line up in one and then no one's in the side one. And if you go in the side when everyone looks like you're like trying to cut the line, or something when it's really like, no, guys, this is the way it's supposed to work.

I always wave frantically, yeah, thank you so much, where they're like kind of like, no, it's okay. In Saint Louis, there's this thing of like everyone is so nice here, or at least like pride themselves on being like fair that they do this thing that Chris and I realized, like there'll be two lanes that merge right into one. Let's let's say it's an on ramp onto the highway and there's two lanes merging. Well, Saint Louis's don't want to ever cut in line, so they won't take the side that is supposed to do like a zipper motion, and so they all line up in one and then no one's in the side one. And if you go in the side when everyone looks like you're like trying to cut the line, or something when it's really like, no, guys, this is the way it's supposed to work.

So people are out politing each other.

So people are out politing each other.

Yes, Meanwhile traffic is being backed up on the road that the zipper method is trying to alleviate.

Yes, Meanwhile traffic is being backed up on the road that the zipper method is trying to alleviate.

Yes.

Yes.

And then I will say another thing about Saint Louis drivers that have noticed is that they because of this same thing of like, they don't like rudeness, they don't like cutting man, they don't let people in like in LA and I think I guess New York I've driven and like other places, I feel like they let you. LA is probably the only other place I've driven a car they let you merge. When you're like, oh, I just need to get like ship I forgot, people just are like yeah all day.

And then I will say another thing about Saint Louis drivers that have noticed is that they because of this same thing of like, they don't like rudeness, they don't like cutting man, they don't let people in like in LA and I think I guess New York I've driven and like other places, I feel like they let you. LA is probably the only other place I've driven a car they let you merge. When you're like, oh, I just need to get like ship I forgot, people just are like yeah all day.

It doesn't They do not let you in. If you're trying to get from Long Island into Manhattan and you have to cross the you know, the George Washington Bridge or whatever, it's like you have to literally like pretend you're going to hit the other car before they let you in. You have to be like, look, I don't give a fuck, I'll hit your car. I want to get in front of you.

It doesn't They do not let you in. If you're trying to get from Long Island into Manhattan and you have to cross the you know, the George Washington Bridge or whatever, it's like you have to literally like pretend you're going to hit the other car before they let you in. You have to be like, look, I don't give a fuck, I'll hit your car. I want to get in front of you.

But that's the language there, like there's yeah, there's different language all over for those things, for like in New York. That's I used to This is gonna sound like a brag, but I used to ride my motorcycle around New York.

But that's the language there, like there's yeah, there's different language all over for those things, for like in New York. That's I used to This is gonna sound like a brag, but I used to ride my motorcycle around New York.

Oh yeah, cool.

Oh yeah, cool.

I know I'm cool.

I know I'm cool.

I know you're so cool.

I know you're so cool.

What about now?

What about now?

Oh my god?

Oh my god?

Whoa sun glass?

Whoa sun glass?

Okay, I didn't know who I was dating. I just oh my god, I feel like I'm cheating now because now I'm with the guy who rode a motorcycle ten years ago.

Okay, I didn't know who I was dating. I just oh my god, I feel like I'm cheating now because now I'm with the guy who rode a motorcycle ten years ago.

I motorcycle. There's a different one now.

I motorcycle. There's a different one now.

Yeah, riding around with your helmet on.

Yeah, riding around with your helmet on.

You ride around usually with your helmet on, and you.

You ride around usually with your helmet on, and you.

There's just different rules in different places, and so it isn't necessarily rude to do certain things.

There's just different rules in different places, and so it isn't necessarily rude to do certain things.

In New York.

In New York.

It's just you have to be aggressive to let them know then you mean business. Otherwise they're all playing by the same rules. And so it looks horrible to you if you're from someplace where everybody's like doing something different.

It's just you have to be aggressive to let them know then you mean business. Otherwise they're all playing by the same rules. And so it looks horrible to you if you're from someplace where everybody's like doing something different.

But it's just different.

But it's just different.

Yeah, it's I will say that.

Yeah, it's I will say that.

Yeah, I'll let anyone in in front of me, but if they don't like give me a thank you, it's just so not okay.

Yeah, I'll let anyone in in front of me, but if they don't like give me a thank you, it's just so not okay.

I can't handle that holding the.

I can't handle that holding the.

Door for someone, no thank you, no politeness, Like I will be that person that's like, you're welcome. I'll do it.

Door for someone, no thank you, no politeness, Like I will be that person that's like, you're welcome. I'll do it.

I'll say we Because I'm a woman, they're not going to hit me.

I'll say we Because I'm a woman, they're not going to hit me.

But if I was a man, I probably wouldn't, you know, like if a man to a man, I probably wouldn't. And I will say the other day, I was at the airport and I was on time, like to get everything done then I know needed to do on time. But I get in line at the you know, priority line, and there's like two people in front of me.

But if I was a man, I probably wouldn't, you know, like if a man to a man, I probably wouldn't. And I will say the other day, I was at the airport and I was on time, like to get everything done then I know needed to do on time. But I get in line at the you know, priority line, and there's like two people in front of me.

Motorcycle.

Motorcycle.

Yeah, And I waited for the two people in front of me, which is a little dense for a priority line. Usually at Saint Louis there's just like no one there. I get to the front, She's like, I can't find your ticket. I'm like, oh shit, sorry, I met. I'm at Delta. I'm supposed to be an American. I walk over to America and the primary priority line is like six people dense, and now I'm looking like I have five minutes to check my bags before things go down, and I am stressing because I have to make a connection like it's this isn't good. Five minutes to check a bag, and now there's one person at the desk and she's on the phone. You know, when they pick up the phone, it's not good. So and she has four other people after that guy. So I start panicking and I just start I write you, I write everyone in my life. I'm I'm not going to make it, and I do the thing that I hate doing, but I tell other people you got to do it. I say to the guy in front of me, I'm so sorry, I'm gonna miss my flight. I'm gonna yeah. I think I said that just makes sense to him. It's like, I'm not gonna miss my flight, but I was gonna miss the baggage check in time, in which case I miss my flight. And he goes, I'm late too, and I go, how late are you? When's your flight? And he goes, it's boarding now, and I go, well, you can't check a bag anymore if you're flight sporting. That means that you had this conversation with him yeah, I go, well, I go, ooh, that's bad. I go, you can't check a bag before it cuts off at forty five minutes before your flight and he goes well and I go, all right, well cool. So then that guy kind of gets taken away for some reason because I guess the authorities were on good Yeah.

Yeah, And I waited for the two people in front of me, which is a little dense for a priority line. Usually at Saint Louis there's just like no one there. I get to the front, She's like, I can't find your ticket. I'm like, oh shit, sorry, I met. I'm at Delta. I'm supposed to be an American. I walk over to America and the primary priority line is like six people dense, and now I'm looking like I have five minutes to check my bags before things go down, and I am stressing because I have to make a connection like it's this isn't good. Five minutes to check a bag, and now there's one person at the desk and she's on the phone. You know, when they pick up the phone, it's not good. So and she has four other people after that guy. So I start panicking and I just start I write you, I write everyone in my life. I'm I'm not going to make it, and I do the thing that I hate doing, but I tell other people you got to do it. I say to the guy in front of me, I'm so sorry, I'm gonna miss my flight. I'm gonna yeah. I think I said that just makes sense to him. It's like, I'm not gonna miss my flight, but I was gonna miss the baggage check in time, in which case I miss my flight. And he goes, I'm late too, and I go, how late are you? When's your flight? And he goes, it's boarding now, and I go, well, you can't check a bag anymore if you're flight sporting. That means that you had this conversation with him yeah, I go, well, I go, ooh, that's bad. I go, you can't check a bag before it cuts off at forty five minutes before your flight and he goes well and I go, all right, well cool. So then that guy kind of gets taken away for some reason because I guess the authorities were on good Yeah.

Once you med, woman, they take you out.

Once you med, woman, they take you out.

And I get to the front somehow, and this woman is like not happy with me and how late I am. And I'm like, I was already a minute over. So it's forty four minutes before, and I go, can you please find a way to check my I'm so sorry. She's like, you have a dog too, and I was like I already called about the dog. And she goes, you need to fill out this form and I'm filling it out and she goes, just the bottom, man, just the bottom, because I'm like trying to fill it. I'm like, I didn't hear you. You're kind of mumbling. These people are experts that just like saying things that like to each other that you and sometimes you go what and they go I was talking to her and You're like, I don't know what I'm supposed to be listening to because you look down, you don't look at me. And so then.

And I get to the front somehow, and this woman is like not happy with me and how late I am. And I'm like, I was already a minute over. So it's forty four minutes before, and I go, can you please find a way to check my I'm so sorry. She's like, you have a dog too, and I was like I already called about the dog. And she goes, you need to fill out this form and I'm filling it out and she goes, just the bottom, man, just the bottom, because I'm like trying to fill it. I'm like, I didn't hear you. You're kind of mumbling. These people are experts that just like saying things that like to each other that you and sometimes you go what and they go I was talking to her and You're like, I don't know what I'm supposed to be listening to because you look down, you don't look at me. And so then.

She she gives me my ticket. I'm like, thank you so much. That was so helpful.

She she gives me my ticket. I'm like, thank you so much. That was so helpful.

You made like you made my day run to the gate, and now my my boarding pass will not and she goes, do you want your boarding pass? And I go, no, I can get on my phone because I just don't want to bother this woman anymore. She hates me. And then I go to my app. It's not coming up on my app the boarding pass. You need a boarding pass to go through security. Everyone knows that. So I am now very close to my flight taking off and I go back to the go up the stairs, back to the desk, and I was like, I go, I just go up to her because she's helping someone else. But I just don't have time. And I'm like, I need a boarding pass that we'll let me check in. And she goes, I asked you if you checked in already?

You made like you made my day run to the gate, and now my my boarding pass will not and she goes, do you want your boarding pass? And I go, no, I can get on my phone because I just don't want to bother this woman anymore. She hates me. And then I go to my app. It's not coming up on my app the boarding pass. You need a boarding pass to go through security. Everyone knows that. So I am now very close to my flight taking off and I go back to the go up the stairs, back to the desk, and I was like, I go, I just go up to her because she's helping someone else. But I just don't have time. And I'm like, I need a boarding pass that we'll let me check in. And she goes, I asked you if you checked in already?

Yeah, And I go, no, you didn't.

Yeah, And I go, no, you didn't.

You asked if I had a boarding pass, and I thought I could pull it up on here, and she goes, you didn't check in yet, and I was like, but it doesn't let me check in because I have a dog. I have to check in. You have to check me in. That's the way it goes. When you check a dog. It doesn't let you check in online ever, and so yeah, Brian knows. So she goes, I asked you if you checked it, and I said I did. You asked me if I wanted to put paperboarding, and I was like, I'm not getting into this. I go, you're right, I'm sorry, and she goes, well, I'm gonna have to book you on a later flight.

You asked if I had a boarding pass, and I thought I could pull it up on here, and she goes, you didn't check in yet, and I was like, but it doesn't let me check in because I have a dog. I have to check in. You have to check me in. That's the way it goes. When you check a dog. It doesn't let you check in online ever, and so yeah, Brian knows. So she goes, I asked you if you checked it, and I said I did. You asked me if I wanted to put paperboarding, and I was like, I'm not getting into this. I go, you're right, I'm sorry, and she goes, well, I'm gonna have to book you on a later flight.

And I'm like, oh, fuck, just go I don't know what I'm gonna do.

And I'm like, oh, fuck, just go I don't know what I'm gonna do.

And I just start crying, and she then starts typing furiously and then just hands me by boarding pass and goes, you better run, and then gets me on the flight. So if I hadn't cried, I would not have made that flight. And I know that for a fact.

And I just start crying, and she then starts typing furiously and then just hands me by boarding pass and goes, you better run, and then gets me on the flight. So if I hadn't cried, I would not have made that flight. And I know that for a fact.

I want to try to empathize with those people, because like they have to work all day at an air force and there's this constant angry people coming at them. And I don't imagine this woman is in like her fifties. I'm just guessing no, thirties. Yeah, so she's like between your thirties and fifties. Yeah, because he's taken to that, well, I would the longer she's there, the angrier she'll get over time.

I want to try to empathize with those people, because like they have to work all day at an air force and there's this constant angry people coming at them. And I don't imagine this woman is in like her fifties. I'm just guessing no, thirties. Yeah, so she's like between your thirties and fifties. Yeah, because he's taken to that, well, I would the longer she's there, the angrier she'll get over time.

Is my was myde Oh the way I just said, you think we're all as if I'm in my fifties. I've accepted that I'm practically in my fifties now that I've turned forty, I'm already fifties. This weekend, we heard some guy talking about hanging out with older people and he goes, yeah, well, it's a bunch of guys in their fifties. And we were trying to guess his age afterwards, and any made the point because he disparaged guys in their fifties. He's definitely in his thirties, and we nailed it because forty he was like a bunch of fifty year old guys, and we're like, you wouldn't say that in your forties.

Is my was myde Oh the way I just said, you think we're all as if I'm in my fifties. I've accepted that I'm practically in my fifties now that I've turned forty, I'm already fifties. This weekend, we heard some guy talking about hanging out with older people and he goes, yeah, well, it's a bunch of guys in their fifties. And we were trying to guess his age afterwards, and any made the point because he disparaged guys in their fifties. He's definitely in his thirties, and we nailed it because forty he was like a bunch of fifty year old guys, and we're like, you wouldn't say that in your forties.

Because you're close to that's too close.

Because you're close to that's too close.

So he's thirties. It was interesting, So, Brian, you're right, like I do want to empathize with them as well, but.

So he's thirties. It was interesting, So, Brian, you're right, like I do want to empathize with them as well, but.

It's hard to. It's like can't and I do, but I.

It's hard to. It's like can't and I do, but I.

Feel I feel bad. You know, they're not paying them enough.

Feel I feel bad. You know, they're not paying them enough.

They're not they're not getting paid enough. And it's the same thing with like post office workers. People show up and they just don't.

They're not they're not getting paid enough. And it's the same thing with like post office workers. People show up and they just don't.

Know, Oh my god, the rules.

Know, Oh my god, the rules.

Yes, the people working in there know the rules perfectly, and then they they don't love that you don't know the rules, and that it's making everybody's life harder, including theirs, they and other passengers, right, and so it's just you're getting the worst of people because they're stressed about traveling. They're not great at it. Usually priority lines a little bit different.

Yes, the people working in there know the rules perfectly, and then they they don't love that you don't know the rules, and that it's making everybody's life harder, including theirs, they and other passengers, right, and so it's just you're getting the worst of people because they're stressed about traveling. They're not great at it. Usually priority lines a little bit different.

I mean, my mom.

I mean, my mom.

Goes, she just wants those buddy passes, that's why she's doing the job. And I go, this woman is not a world traveler, I promise you. It's just a job that showed up on monster dot com. Like it's not my mom goes, she's getting those free flights though, Like my mom's always looking at how these people are getting the perks. Yeah, and so then this, so then this week, and I go there every week every Thursday or Friday, I'm there at this exact same time to check in for a flight. And this week I'm going there and I'm like, I really hope she's not there, Like I know she'll remember me, and she's there.

Goes, she just wants those buddy passes, that's why she's doing the job. And I go, this woman is not a world traveler, I promise you. It's just a job that showed up on monster dot com. Like it's not my mom goes, she's getting those free flights though, Like my mom's always looking at how these people are getting the perks. Yeah, and so then this, so then this week, and I go there every week every Thursday or Friday, I'm there at this exact same time to check in for a flight. And this week I'm going there and I'm like, I really hope she's not there, Like I know she'll remember me, and she's there.

We don't want to go and be like, well you get there early.

We don't want to go and be like, well you get there early.

And I wasn't really responsibile, I was I was I wasn't late, but I was. I was on time, but I wasn't like super early, but I was just like, she's gonna remember I was the frantic girl who was like who she had to be like, ma'am, calm down kind of thing.

And I wasn't really responsibile, I was I was I wasn't late, but I was. I was on time, but I wasn't like super early, but I was just like, she's gonna remember I was the frantic girl who was like who she had to be like, ma'am, calm down kind of thing.

Remember we we met somebody or I met somebody because you were running late and a fight that we were both taking and I got there early and I made like buddies with this person American, and she was amazing. I think she ended up like knowing about the radio show that I do, and she knew who you were and then and then I think I might have gotten her number or something.

Remember we we met somebody or I met somebody because you were running late and a fight that we were both taking and I got there early and I made like buddies with this person American, and she was amazing. I think she ended up like knowing about the radio show that I do, and she knew who you were and then and then I think I might have gotten her number or something.

I think so, and would would be like next week. But once she found out about my motorcycle a well.

I think so, and would would be like next week. But once she found out about my motorcycle a well.

So I show up, so my mom drops me off and I told my mom this whole story, and she's like, oh, I hope she's not there. And then I show up and I'm like she's here, and I text her and I walk up and she goes, oh, I checked you in last week. I was hoping she would and I go, I go, yeah, and you saved my ass. I was like, thank you so much, and she actually did, like you know, she's definitely she was about to not those people have actually annoyed me and we's she could have done that without me crying.

So I show up, so my mom drops me off and I told my mom this whole story, and she's like, oh, I hope she's not there. And then I show up and I'm like she's here, and I text her and I walk up and she goes, oh, I checked you in last week. I was hoping she would and I go, I go, yeah, and you saved my ass. I was like, thank you so much, and she actually did, like you know, she's definitely she was about to not those people have actually annoyed me and we's she could have done that without me crying.

Here's the problem. Yes she could have.

Here's the problem. Yes she could have.

But I think that there are always having to try to teach lessons because they don't want this to happen again to you or other people, and so they have to kind of be there has to be like a little bit of a balance of like, hey, you messed up, but I helped you, and also their slave to these horrible policies. So because this is problem I have with America that I love so dearly, is like everybody's litigious, and so then companies have to have policies, and those policies have to be enforced by people that don't want to do it. You know, they're putting this onus, on these workers that aren't making enough money to deal with the worst humanity has to offer.

But I think that there are always having to try to teach lessons because they don't want this to happen again to you or other people, and so they have to kind of be there has to be like a little bit of a balance of like, hey, you messed up, but I helped you, and also their slave to these horrible policies. So because this is problem I have with America that I love so dearly, is like everybody's litigious, and so then companies have to have policies, and those policies have to be enforced by people that don't want to do it. You know, they're putting this onus, on these workers that aren't making enough money to deal with the worst humanity has to offer.

And they must be being checked on the if they're following the policy so much, and like it's because otherwise you wouldn't give a shit about the policy.

And they must be being checked on the if they're following the policy so much, and like it's because otherwise you wouldn't give a shit about the policy.

I've had I've had more people do nice things like that person has yeah and sort of bent a rule a little or done something than I've had people be bad to me.

I've had I've had more people do nice things like that person has yeah and sort of bent a rule a little or done something than I've had people be bad to me.

Yeah. Absolutely, I will say there's more good people, and I'm glad that she's one of the people that are in this world with me on this ship for these hundred years, because I said, you helped me so much last time. And then she has to get on the phone because I'm I'm in the bulkhead seat and the dog can't there's no seat for the dog to go under, and I need to be in I got moved to the front row. I'm texting my assistant like, hey, you can't ever put me in front row, even though I I already told you I hate front rows. But she was like, I didn't. They just bumped you up and then that's where I put you. And then so then she gets on the phone with the gate agent and she's like, she has a dog. She can't be in the front row. And the woman on the phone's not understanding. She goes, she's new. She was like, I need you to understand this, lady. She got to me a lady, which was fine, has a dog. It can't go and she's explained it like fourteen times. She gets something and she goes, oh my god, I go wait, what was going on there? She was like she's new things are and then we bonded like.

Yeah. Absolutely, I will say there's more good people, and I'm glad that she's one of the people that are in this world with me on this ship for these hundred years, because I said, you helped me so much last time. And then she has to get on the phone because I'm I'm in the bulkhead seat and the dog can't there's no seat for the dog to go under, and I need to be in I got moved to the front row. I'm texting my assistant like, hey, you can't ever put me in front row, even though I I already told you I hate front rows. But she was like, I didn't. They just bumped you up and then that's where I put you. And then so then she gets on the phone with the gate agent and she's like, she has a dog. She can't be in the front row. And the woman on the phone's not understanding. She goes, she's new. She was like, I need you to understand this, lady. She got to me a lady, which was fine, has a dog. It can't go and she's explained it like fourteen times. She gets something and she goes, oh my god, I go wait, what was going on there? She was like she's new things are and then we bonded like.

Me last time, they have to put out their fellow employees and ask for favors to yes, to get all that stuff.

Me last time, they have to put out their fellow employees and ask for favors to yes, to get all that stuff.

Yes, And so she was actually ended up being so cool and I think now we're front buddies and I'll get her number for you to hook up with.

Yes, And so she was actually ended up being so cool and I think now we're front buddies and I'll get her number for you to hook up with.

Motorcycle Lady, by the way, I think is in the running for the dog's name lady because of Bill Burr.

Motorcycle Lady, by the way, I think is in the running for the dog's name lady because of Bill Burr.

How he goes lighty.

How he goes lighty.

Yeah, And she just woke up from that maybe because Ally had a family dog growing up that was named Lady, very good dog.

Yeah, And she just woke up from that maybe because Ally had a family dog growing up that was named Lady, very good dog.

Lady's a cute name. She just seems like a girl to me though, And we wanted to name her girly, but my friend Kirsten's dog's name is girly.

Lady's a cute name. She just seems like a girl to me though, And we wanted to name her girly, but my friend Kirsten's dog's name is girly.

You could name her girl. We can just call her girl, and you can call her girly or from any variation of girl. And then we get to say good girl and bad girl, just the way we want to. Yes, And then that's her name is girl. And then you get to be like, hey girl.

You could name her girl. We can just call her girl, and you can call her girly or from any variation of girl. And then we get to say good girl and bad girl, just the way we want to. Yes, And then that's her name is girl. And then you get to be like, hey girl.

Hey girl, Oh that's interesting.

Hey girl, Oh that's interesting.

I really don't like that name. I'm just gonna be honest girl. Yeah, why. I don't know. It just sounds like a little bit like too trying too hard to come up with something that no other dog's name would be. Lady a classic old name. The other names you mentioned before seemed to be like more normal dog names. Girls seems to be like a gimmick in my opinion, what.

I really don't like that name. I'm just gonna be honest girl. Yeah, why. I don't know. It just sounds like a little bit like too trying too hard to come up with something that no other dog's name would be. Lady a classic old name. The other names you mentioned before seemed to be like more normal dog names. Girls seems to be like a gimmick in my opinion, what.

If we said girly to people who ask.

If we said girly to people who ask.

Then that's her name?

Then that's her name?

Sure, yeah, well whatever is, everyone can ask it.

Sure, yeah, well whatever is, everyone can ask it.

But this isn't a kid where you're like, oh, I can't name my daughter the same name as my friend's daughter because.

But this isn't a kid where you're like, oh, I can't name my daughter the same name as my friend's daughter because.

I Kirsten's pregnant and I know the name of her baby that's gonna be due in August. And I thought it would be so funny if I named this dog that girl's name.

I Kirsten's pregnant and I know the name of her baby that's gonna be due in August. And I thought it would be so funny if I named this dog that girl's name.

It would be so fucking fuck you, Kirsten.

It would be so fucking fuck you, Kirsten.

Can you imagine.

Can you imagine.

Yeah, let's name it Sarah Lena.

Yeah, let's name it Sarah Lena.

Oh my god, that's funny. I would be so happy to be named after a dog, or to be a dog, to have a dog.

Oh my god, that's funny. I would be so happy to be named after a dog, or to be a dog, to have a dog.

No.

No.

Gary Veeder, who was on the show the last episode, named his daughter or son after a dog that he and his wife both loved. They owned a dog walking company, and I was like, that's so cute, awesome, and it's so and it's so a thing that a comedian would someday be like, can you believe my parents name me after a dog? And we'd all go, oh my god, what terrible parents, even though they're like, you could be great parents for naming your kid after a dog, because it's like funny and cool or it's like they're the word. We can spin anything, Brian, what names?

Gary Veeder, who was on the show the last episode, named his daughter or son after a dog that he and his wife both loved. They owned a dog walking company, and I was like, that's so cute, awesome, and it's so and it's so a thing that a comedian would someday be like, can you believe my parents name me after a dog? And we'd all go, oh my god, what terrible parents, even though they're like, you could be great parents for naming your kid after a dog, because it's like funny and cool or it's like they're the word. We can spin anything, Brian, what names?

What names? Do you think?

What names? Do you think?

So a friend just saw the dog for the first time and the first thing that came to his mind Nathan Lane, Yes, that's just what came that was in his heart for this dog girl.

So a friend just saw the dog for the first time and the first thing that came to his mind Nathan Lane, Yes, that's just what came that was in his heart for this dog girl.

Okay, Layney, what about you?

Okay, Layney, what about you?

I hate when you are talking to someone like sometimes I meet someone whose name is Jack and my dog's name is Jack, and then I go, Jack, that's my dog's name. And then sometimes those people get offended. Yeah, I hate those people. Those people can roten a burning shiit.

I hate when you are talking to someone like sometimes I meet someone whose name is Jack and my dog's name is Jack, and then I go, Jack, that's my dog's name. And then sometimes those people get offended. Yeah, I hate those people. Those people can roten a burning shiit.

I get excited when people have a dog named Nikki. In fact, I don't think I've told this on the podcast. I hope that I haven't.

I get excited when people have a dog named Nikki. In fact, I don't think I've told this on the podcast. I hope that I haven't.

Is there a sound effect that we can do that's like breaking news? Dn't d' that's it?

Is there a sound effect that we can do that's like breaking news? Dn't d' that's it?

We'll be right back up to this with this breaking news story. Okay, I don't know that if I told this, but I met a bestie.

We'll be right back up to this with this breaking news story. Okay, I don't know that if I told this, but I met a bestie.

I've told you, Chris. I met a bestie at a.

I've told you, Chris. I met a bestie at a.

Meet and greet and she was with her husband, and she was very excited to meet me, so sweet and was like, oh my god, we were listening to your podcasts on the way here, like this is like such a dream come true. It was so nice, and she was like and she was like Jonathan and she like calls over her husband because she's having a moment with me first, and then she's like I need I need him here for this, and she was like, I need to tell you both something and did I tell this yet, Brian, and she goes, she goes, Jonathan h Nicky's nephew and niece are named Poppy and Arlowe, and I just see his face drop and she goes, those are our dogs' names, and she was like, I named our dogs after Nicky's niece and nephew and I didn't want you to know at the time, and he was like, you you did, Like he felt so left out, but also like kind of confused, but also like didn't care. He was just like Okay, that's cool. I was like, I'm sorry, Jonathan, like you cut because I know that would really irritate you.

Meet and greet and she was with her husband, and she was very excited to meet me, so sweet and was like, oh my god, we were listening to your podcasts on the way here, like this is like such a dream come true. It was so nice, and she was like and she was like Jonathan and she like calls over her husband because she's having a moment with me first, and then she's like I need I need him here for this, and she was like, I need to tell you both something and did I tell this yet, Brian, and she goes, she goes, Jonathan h Nicky's nephew and niece are named Poppy and Arlowe, and I just see his face drop and she goes, those are our dogs' names, and she was like, I named our dogs after Nicky's niece and nephew and I didn't want you to know at the time, and he was like, you you did, Like he felt so left out, but also like kind of confused, but also like didn't care. He was just like Okay, that's cool. I was like, I'm sorry, Jonathan, like you cut because I know that would really irritate you.

Like what if you've done to me?

Like what if you've done to me?

Yes, yes, so yeah it was. But he was really like because I was like taking care of him, I was like, oh my god, this really doesn't mean anything. She was just you know, it's there, my niece, and have your very cute and she was like, we were listening to your podcast on the way here and you were talking about Poppy and I thought you might also say Arlow and he would have connected it. And I didn't want to tell him until we were here with you. But it was really it was a very cute moment that fans have been doing the sweetest things like that means so much to me. Oh my god. This weekend, I'm at Foxwood's Casino, which is this huge, huge casino campus in the middle of Connecticut. I don't know if it's in the middle. I don't really know where we were in Connecticut, you know, no, and I have no idea even where Connecticut is, to be honest with you.

Yes, yes, so yeah it was. But he was really like because I was like taking care of him, I was like, oh my god, this really doesn't mean anything. She was just you know, it's there, my niece, and have your very cute and she was like, we were listening to your podcast on the way here and you were talking about Poppy and I thought you might also say Arlow and he would have connected it. And I didn't want to tell him until we were here with you. But it was really it was a very cute moment that fans have been doing the sweetest things like that means so much to me. Oh my god. This weekend, I'm at Foxwood's Casino, which is this huge, huge casino campus in the middle of Connecticut. I don't know if it's in the middle. I don't really know where we were in Connecticut, you know, no, and I have no idea even where Connecticut is, to be honest with you.

And I go to the Starbucks.

And I go to the Starbucks.

There was only one Starbucks on campus, and I go alone Onya, I wanted Anya to walk me because it was I had to show there the night before, so I'm like kind of recognizable. Especially you know, if I'm just like out and about in a town, I would never care about going to Starbucks on my own because I don't feel recognizable. But when I'm at a casino where I'm performing and my posters everywhere, like, I was just like, I just don't It's a long walk. I was like, Anya, will you go with me? And she was like, she just gave me your hat, and she was like, you'll be fine because she had she had really need to take anab and she was tired, and it's a long walk to Starbucks. So I was like, actually, okay, I'll just go. So I put on my hat and I rush over there and I didn't get recognized at all. Pretty good good. Uh moved very fast, looked to the ground and probably no one gave.

There was only one Starbucks on campus, and I go alone Onya, I wanted Anya to walk me because it was I had to show there the night before, so I'm like kind of recognizable. Especially you know, if I'm just like out and about in a town, I would never care about going to Starbucks on my own because I don't feel recognizable. But when I'm at a casino where I'm performing and my posters everywhere, like, I was just like, I just don't It's a long walk. I was like, Anya, will you go with me? And she was like, she just gave me your hat, and she was like, you'll be fine because she had she had really need to take anab and she was tired, and it's a long walk to Starbucks. So I was like, actually, okay, I'll just go. So I put on my hat and I rush over there and I didn't get recognized at all. Pretty good good. Uh moved very fast, looked to the ground and probably no one gave.

A shit, and uh, why is NI running with that hat on.

A shit, and uh, why is NI running with that hat on.

And uh don't and saying don't look at me, don't look at me, don't look at me as I walk through all these casino tables where no one's focused on anything except the cards. Okay, So then I get to the Starbucks and I lock eyes with this girl who just goes like and her name is Stephanie l. Kelly, because she gave me a friendship bracelet with her name on it so that I would remember her with her Instagram handle so I would know she is, like she's by herself. I literally think Stephanie was perched up at the Starbucks waiting for me. It was like at the watering Hole trying to shoot a buffalo, you know, like she's gonna show up. Yes, And Stephanie, You're right, I was. I had been there two hours before, and I was probably there two hours after. I saw you as well she saw me. It could have been coincidental, but I do not begrudge her waiting there. I would have done the same exact thing. I think it's actually pretty cool. And she was wearing the shirt that Chris made for himself to wear to Era's tour last year when we went to see Taylor, which is a bunch of pictures of me with it, and it says Taylor Swift on it, and it took you.

And uh don't and saying don't look at me, don't look at me, don't look at me as I walk through all these casino tables where no one's focused on anything except the cards. Okay, So then I get to the Starbucks and I lock eyes with this girl who just goes like and her name is Stephanie l. Kelly, because she gave me a friendship bracelet with her name on it so that I would remember her with her Instagram handle so I would know she is, like she's by herself. I literally think Stephanie was perched up at the Starbucks waiting for me. It was like at the watering Hole trying to shoot a buffalo, you know, like she's gonna show up. Yes, And Stephanie, You're right, I was. I had been there two hours before, and I was probably there two hours after. I saw you as well she saw me. It could have been coincidental, but I do not begrudge her waiting there. I would have done the same exact thing. I think it's actually pretty cool. And she was wearing the shirt that Chris made for himself to wear to Era's tour last year when we went to see Taylor, which is a bunch of pictures of me with it, and it says Taylor Swift on it, and it took you.

A long time before you realized it wasn't.

A long time before you realized it wasn't.

T Taylor Swift.

T Taylor Swift.

I was just like, oh, that's oh my god, that's a cool shirt. Weird did Oh my god, but it's me.

I was just like, oh, that's oh my god, that's a cool shirt. Weird did Oh my god, but it's me.

And then I saw when I saw her shirt, I recognized it immediately because it's really cool design, and I was like.

And then I saw when I saw her shirt, I recognized it immediately because it's really cool design, and I was like.

How did you what is how did you get that shirt?

How did you what is how did you get that shirt?

And she was like, I messaged Chris back when I saw it, and then he told me about and I probably tagged the T shirt company at the time too. So she had it made and she had all these friendship bracelets made. One says Gilly, which Gilly I gave her earlier and she chewed on it until it broke. And then she has one that says the Smallest Man who Ever Lived Bridge, which is my favorite Taylor Swift song. And then she has one that says football and j LO, which are two things that I've done one eighties on this year, and then she and Someday You'll die. It was the nicest thing. She was so excited. She had moved around some things to even come. She was like, maybe my biggest fan I've ever met.

And she was like, I messaged Chris back when I saw it, and then he told me about and I probably tagged the T shirt company at the time too. So she had it made and she had all these friendship bracelets made. One says Gilly, which Gilly I gave her earlier and she chewed on it until it broke. And then she has one that says the Smallest Man who Ever Lived Bridge, which is my favorite Taylor Swift song. And then she has one that says football and j LO, which are two things that I've done one eighties on this year, and then she and Someday You'll die. It was the nicest thing. She was so excited. She had moved around some things to even come. She was like, maybe my biggest fan I've ever met.

Did the back of the shirt say hashtag team Helio?

Did the back of the shirt say hashtag team Helio?

Oh No, I don't think it did. That's so funny that Chris did.

Oh No, I don't think it did. That's so funny that Chris did.

But if people can buy the shirt so the Baked Teas has made it available.

But if people can buy the shirt so the Baked Teas has made it available.

On their website.

On their website.

Yeah, Baked Ta baked Ts.

Yeah, Baked Ta baked Ts.

Baked Ts on Instagram. Yeah, and it's in St.

Baked Ts on Instagram. Yeah, and it's in St.

Louis. It's so cool. And yet Chriss said team Healey on the back when we went to Aris, because that was around the time that Taylor was getting a lot of heat for dating Matt Heally and he Chris had heard me being like, leave her alone, let her have fun with this guy. As we all know, she wanted us to say in the first place, Swifties, We're not I wasn't a Sarah or Hannah.

Louis. It's so cool. And yet Chriss said team Healey on the back when we went to Aris, because that was around the time that Taylor was getting a lot of heat for dating Matt Heally and he Chris had heard me being like, leave her alone, let her have fun with this guy. As we all know, she wanted us to say in the first place, Swifties, We're not I wasn't a Sarah or Hannah.

You know it from the get go. And so you had.

You know it from the get go. And so you had.

Team Healey on the back, which was hilarious, which no one knew the impact that Healey would have at that moment.

Team Healey on the back, which was hilarious, which no one knew the impact that Healey would have at that moment.

Oh yeah on her discography.

Oh yeah on her discography.

But man, do we know now anyway, this is this is the coolest thing that she did. So she straight up she goes, I go, let's get a picture, and she goes, she shows me her phone and her phone is my phone case, which is a phone case I bought two weeks ago when I got a new phone. I haven't talked about it on the podcast. She just saw it on the podcast, and she bought it. And the reason she bought it is probably not because she loves it. It's because she knows that I bought Taylor swifts phone case, and she said that you're my Taylor Swift, so I bought your phone case and she got my phone case. And it wasn't like I made I made an announcement. I got this phone case. She just like sleuthed it.

But man, do we know now anyway, this is this is the coolest thing that she did. So she straight up she goes, I go, let's get a picture, and she goes, she shows me her phone and her phone is my phone case, which is a phone case I bought two weeks ago when I got a new phone. I haven't talked about it on the podcast. She just saw it on the podcast, and she bought it. And the reason she bought it is probably not because she loves it. It's because she knows that I bought Taylor swifts phone case, and she said that you're my Taylor Swift, so I bought your phone case and she got my phone case. And it wasn't like I made I made an announcement. I got this phone case. She just like sleuthed it.

And that was so cool to be impressive.

And that was so cool to be impressive.

I felt it was. It was like what I would do for it was she did exactly what I would do.

I felt it was. It was like what I would do for it was she did exactly what I would do.

She's me Now I'm her biggest fan, so I'm going to get all of that stuff. Yeah, you have to get see.

She's me Now I'm her biggest fan, so I'm going to get all of that stuff. Yeah, you have to get see.

Kelly, Stephanie l Kelly, Stephaniel Kelly. Yeah, she was awesome. That was so cool and there were so many really sweet busties over the weekend that I hugged and we just shared just such a show.

Kelly, Stephanie l Kelly, Stephaniel Kelly. Yeah, she was awesome. That was so cool and there were so many really sweet busties over the weekend that I hugged and we just shared just such a show.

Stephanie next to me walking around in that hat.

Stephanie next to me walking around in that hat.

The hat that Anya got because it's like a dead friend's logo that they made for his funeral, and Annie was like, please don't lose this, please, and I go, I'll just get you one made if I do. And she was like I don't want to hear that. And I'm like, but it'll be that you won't know, and she was like, I don't want, I want, and I go, i'll take a picture of it in case I'll just get it. But she was like, no, I want that one. And I understand, but I anyway, it was this weekend, right, Yeah, they were amazing.

The hat that Anya got because it's like a dead friend's logo that they made for his funeral, and Annie was like, please don't lose this, please, and I go, I'll just get you one made if I do. And she was like I don't want to hear that. And I'm like, but it'll be that you won't know, and she was like, I don't want, I want, and I go, i'll take a picture of it in case I'll just get it. But she was like, no, I want that one. And I understand, but I anyway, it was this weekend, right, Yeah, they were amazing.

Are you having fun right now?

Are you having fun right now?

Yes, I'm having a lot of fun. I'm having Yes, it is so great. It's yeah. It's nice to be selling out shows and not worrying about promoting them like crazy and just having audiences that like want me to be insane and like say crazy shit, and like they're not that horrified by it, and like I'm really going to I did some stuff this weekend that I was like, I came up with this idea to do a bit. I don't even want to say what it's about because I'll probably get canceled the mere mention of the concept what it's about. But I was like, if I can make this a joke that I could do ultimately on the couch for like Kimmel or something, I will succeed in my life. And I think that it's it's kind of there. But during the bit that I was working on, I go because I was talking about getting canceled, and I was like speaking of I'm gonna do it some jokes about this concept, and the audience is like yikes, and I'm like, just stay with me because I'm on the right side of things. And then I go into it and there's some jokes that me and you know, Ari Finling was on the road with us this weekend, Sean O'Connor. We wrote some jokes that were not the nicest.

Yes, I'm having a lot of fun. I'm having Yes, it is so great. It's yeah. It's nice to be selling out shows and not worrying about promoting them like crazy and just having audiences that like want me to be insane and like say crazy shit, and like they're not that horrified by it, and like I'm really going to I did some stuff this weekend that I was like, I came up with this idea to do a bit. I don't even want to say what it's about because I'll probably get canceled the mere mention of the concept what it's about. But I was like, if I can make this a joke that I could do ultimately on the couch for like Kimmel or something, I will succeed in my life. And I think that it's it's kind of there. But during the bit that I was working on, I go because I was talking about getting canceled, and I was like speaking of I'm gonna do it some jokes about this concept, and the audience is like yikes, and I'm like, just stay with me because I'm on the right side of things. And then I go into it and there's some jokes that me and you know, Ari Finling was on the road with us this weekend, Sean O'Connor. We wrote some jokes that were not the nicest.

Yeah, yeah, so everyone knows.

Yeah, yeah, so everyone knows.

So we wrote some jokes that were just kind of for us, and then I kind of said some of those just because it was just peppered them in and and I felt safe in that room of like we know, I know this is wrong and that I don't actually think this and all these things.

So we wrote some jokes that were just kind of for us, and then I kind of said some of those just because it was just peppered them in and and I felt safe in that room of like we know, I know this is wrong and that I don't actually think this and all these things.

And then I saw that people were filming.

And then I saw that people were filming.

Me and that's what happened before.

Me and that's what happened before.

Film and I go, put away your camera, see you filming me?

Film and I go, put away your camera, see you filming me?

Usher?

Usher?

Make her delete that?

Make her delete that?

Yeah, that's awesome.

Yeah, that's awesome.

Really good at getting through people's pokes. And then I realize even if the Usher made are deleted, like you can just go through deleted things and get it back and it made it seem like, man, maybe now we should film this.

Really good at getting through people's pokes. And then I realize even if the Usher made are deleted, like you can just go through deleted things and get it back and it made it seem like, man, maybe now we should film this.

Then other people started.

Then other people started.

Filming Yeah yeah, And I'm like, God, do.

Filming Yeah yeah, And I'm like, God, do.

You really want to be the one who like cancels me?

You really want to be the one who like cancels me?

Like?

Like?

Is that something that people want to do?

Is that something that people want to do?

People want to post on their Instagram videos of you doing material that no one's seen before for their own social media clout, whether or not it cancels you or not.

People want to post on their Instagram videos of you doing material that no one's seen before for their own social media clout, whether or not it cancels you or not.

Man, there is nothing worse than a just grainy stand up video out of context on someone's Instagram feed. You're such a loser if you do that. I mean, I understand why you do it, but you really are a loser if you post that.

Man, there is nothing worse than a just grainy stand up video out of context on someone's Instagram feed. You're such a loser if you do that. I mean, I understand why you do it, but you really are a loser if you post that.

That's that's easy because there are people listening to this right now that are has been very excited about you or other comedians.

That's that's easy because there are people listening to this right now that are has been very excited about you or other comedians.

I wasn't another losers, It's I'm just kidding.

I wasn't another losers, It's I'm just kidding.

It's the same thing. I just read a tweet that's you know, I read it. I saw it last year. But it's like, uh uh.

It's the same thing. I just read a tweet that's you know, I read it. I saw it last year. But it's like, uh uh.

Hey, everybody posting, you know, videos of your fireworks on Instagram.

Hey, everybody posting, you know, videos of your fireworks on Instagram.

Nobody is watching it.

Nobody is watching it.

Yes, well, I guess I'm not calling you a loser because I've taken video of Taylor Swift but I won't post it unless it's like really good footage, because I'm looking at footage constantly on Instagram and I'm like, I see what's out there, and like, I know, I've taken some videos that's like out of the audience shots some of the best going right, and I'll post that. But if you're posting stand up clips that you don't if you're not a comedian and don't really know the art of like how A, first of all, you shouldn't do it because that's proprietary and it's something that I'm going to use later that isn't out. So it's like it's.

Yes, well, I guess I'm not calling you a loser because I've taken video of Taylor Swift but I won't post it unless it's like really good footage, because I'm looking at footage constantly on Instagram and I'm like, I see what's out there, and like, I know, I've taken some videos that's like out of the audience shots some of the best going right, and I'll post that. But if you're posting stand up clips that you don't if you're not a comedian and don't really know the art of like how A, first of all, you shouldn't do it because that's proprietary and it's something that I'm going to use later that isn't out. So it's like it's.

Different than cool, it's different than music, right, so yeah, explain that whole idea.

Different than cool, it's different than music, right, so yeah, explain that whole idea.

Well, yeah, it's a joke I haven't said before. And so it's in the early stages of like you're this is a live experience where we're just all supposed to be doing this together. Now you can say you heard that before and maybe show your friends the video then after it's now out and be like, look at I I saw this version of it when you're in a living room with your friends. But posting it is just making me look not as good as I am, and professional as I am because I'm working out new material.

Well, yeah, it's a joke I haven't said before. And so it's in the early stages of like you're this is a live experience where we're just all supposed to be doing this together. Now you can say you heard that before and maybe show your friends the video then after it's now out and be like, look at I I saw this version of it when you're in a living room with your friends. But posting it is just making me look not as good as I am, and professional as I am because I'm working out new material.

And it's but then explain that, explain I think that's interesting.

And it's but then explain that, explain I think that's interesting.

Because they throw out a lot of stuff when a when a joke is raw, that is never gonna make the final.

Because they throw out a lot of stuff when a when a joke is raw, that is never gonna make the final.

One, right, But we know that.

One, right, But we know that.

But just to back it up a little bit, So comics go out, so they do an hour, right, they they record an hour for let's say HBO check out.

But just to back it up a little bit, So comics go out, so they do an hour, right, they they record an hour for let's say HBO check out.

Some day you'll die and vote for it and vote and he submit it.

Some day you'll die and vote for it and vote and he submit it.

Oh yeah, But they'll do an hour, right, and then they'll tour. Right. People will will go watch that.

Oh yeah, But they'll do an hour, right, and then they'll tour. Right. People will will go watch that.

And be like, oh, I love Niki Glazer, and then they'll go on tour, right, And during that tour they're doing new material, right, or some comics are doing some of the material from that. But you do new material. You don't want people to hear the stuff they just watch on the special on your with Live. You want people to have a new experience. But during that new experience, you are working out new.

And be like, oh, I love Niki Glazer, and then they'll go on tour, right, And during that tour they're doing new material, right, or some comics are doing some of the material from that. But you do new material. You don't want people to hear the stuff they just watch on the special on your with Live. You want people to have a new experience. But during that new experience, you are working out new.

Some bad notes and these new songs I'm singing like, you're you're doing things that are and it's fun to witness those not it's being hit when you're live. But I don't want them on the internet out of context where people don't know that it's new.

Some bad notes and these new songs I'm singing like, you're you're doing things that are and it's fun to witness those not it's being hit when you're live. But I don't want them on the internet out of context where people don't know that it's new.

So people are witnessing you experimenting with new material, and so you're working things out, like I've seen Chris Rock like before that big live special that he did, and he did some things that were very similar, but they weren't the same as what I saw on the special, And so.