The Nikki Glaser Podcast#412 Is Nikki Passed Kidnapping Age? & Kelce, Swift, Glaser & Frange at The Super Bowl LVIII
Isn't it sweet that Julie asked if she could join Nikki on the road? It's a much nicer thought than all the food waste and garbage piling up around the world. Nikki and Julie had the worst time getting out of Atlanta Airport. Nikki was considering going against an alarming airport announcement when a fan named Joshua came to the rescue. Brian and Nikki talk about the Kansas City Chiefs making it to the Super Bowl and drop a bombshell about who else will be there. Nikki loves the tender moment between Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift on the field. In the Final Thought, Nikki talks about helping her friend through a breakup and brings up a wardrobe dilemma.
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Glaser, here's Nikky.
Hello.
Here I am, it's a Nicky Glaiser podcast. Welcome to the show with me today is my mom and studio.
Hello, Nikki, thank you for having me on again. Are you crying? Gonna? What's going on?
Face?
You look like I'm granting you a make away?
You kind of are? No, this is It's so nice. It's not a favor.
I would never have you on my podcast to be nice. I want you to know that I would do so many things for you to be nice, but I would never have you on my podcast to be nice. I think you are valuable to the show. I think you make it more fun, you make me better.
Well, that's so sweet. That's another thing you're doing well. Nice. Nice, Nice for that sweet thing, I said.
And then Brian Frangie is here. What's up Brian?
Hello?
Oh Brian, you too? Harry.
Listen, Brian. I'm not doing this as a favor. I mean, I know, I know you have a sick wife. His wife has the ALI is sick. Yeah, with nothing we know now if it's not COVID, we just go Who gives a shick? Who gives a man?
Everyone? My wife.
You know, someone's sick and they go is it COVID? Then you go no, and the oh okay whatever. Then it's like, well it could have been anything else.
Is a cancer?
Yeah, it could be worse. I know these flues are so bad right now, the flu. Yeah, really sick from them.
Well did you see that I sent you the Noah's here? Of course, Hey, Noah, she's pregnant.
She's got a sickness of her own.
She's got a Stanley cup. Is that Stanley cup? Actually it's Yukon Outfitters. Oh against the Huskies. Yeah, I have a little.
I have a little chicken straw cover. I think it's cute, a straw cover Chick fil A or something. Where did you get straw cover?
My friend Poloma gave it to me.
That's so nice. She knew you had a cup that needed a straw cover.
She she had when she had like a chipmunk or something, and I was like, that's so cute. I've never seen that. And she's like, next, she got you one. That's so nice.
That's cool, so nice when someone remembers something like that and then they so nice. Yeah, you said, Kirsten remembered something that I this weekend.
It was so nice.
She on the Girl's Trip was wearing this purple shirt from this artist named wise Blood w E y E s Blood and it's the coolest shirt. I'm gonna wear it tomorrow on the podcast. But so look at the YouTube tomorrow for tomorrow show.
But I she was.
Wearing it in the Girls Trip and I was just like, I love that so much. And then I left girl She's like, you should get it. It's like it's her merch. And so I went to wise Blood. I put it in the cart and I don't even know any of Wiseblood's songs. I was just like, I just like the look of the shirt. So I felt like a poser. So then it just sat in my cart and I thought, you know what if if I keep thinking about it, then I'll get it, you know, like it's still weighs on me. A couple wise bloods on me. A couple of days later, I'll get it. And I forgot about it, but I would have gotten it, And then Kirsten got it for me.
I guess.
When I was in Kansas City this weekend, I saw it when we got into her car, I saw her she was helping load stuff in the back and I was already in the car or she was just watching she I wasn't like not helping her load.
She was just in the back still talking to you or something you should.
And I saw it in her front seat in the bag, and I was like, oh, she got me what I wanted.
And I was so excited. And she brought you something else, some food item she did that's cereal or whatever.
That wasn't like that wasn't a kindness, No, that was just like she can't eat certain things right now. And so she was like, this is just in my pantry. You're obsessed with that food item. My mom cannot stop talking about this. She's like, she gave you that cereal. Kirsten brought over the cereal that she can't eat anymore. She gave it to She was like, do you want this? And I was like, yeah, I'll take that. I like those, and my mom has been my mom put it into her bag. I guess I got left to my mom's room and then my mom was like, nick we get in the uber.
The next day, Nikki, I've got that. I've got that cereal. I go, do you do? You just keep it? I don't eat it.
She's I don't want it, you want this, and I go, can we just deal with it later, like I don't have anywhere to put it, like right now? Can we deal with it like when our suitcases are not like nearby?
And then and.
Then again it came up like and now today, Yes, you love it.
That's insane that you think that it just happens to me. No, it was.
I don't want to make this like generational, but is that like a boomer thing? Because my dad did like such a similar thing. This weekend, I was in York. He bought a gift for my sister in law for her birthday, which is yesterday at this point, and it was an Amazon. He got her chocolate covered pretzels, like a nice box of chocolate pretzels, but he accidentally sent them to San Francisco and they live in Boston now. He sent them to their old address in San Francisco. So what would you do in that situation if you order chalcover pretzels and they were shipped to the wrong address.
Some new ones.
You're just buying new ones that ship into Boston.
Yeah, yeah, because I'm not guessing chucol cut pretzels are over twelve.
Ninety nine, Well, now what do you get to cost? You made a mistake? What do you go back to Amazon and go We're gonna find out? Because it clearly wasn't that what it is.
Let me ask you this.
Would you call up Amazon and then ask them what should I do in this situation? And then they say, wait till it gets delivered and then tell us again. And then you say, well, no one lives there that I know, And then they say do you know anyone? And they say, well, maybe my brother's old landlord. And then try to get in touch with them in order to see if they would ship the package of pretzels to Boston, because that's what my dad.
Was willing to go through your dad on this and say, Dad, why how much did that?
I talked with it about it all weekend.
I was like, did the pretzels cost?
Probably like forty or fifty dollars? It's like a nice oh big.
We're talking about but these are would heat the cost and just go, oh no, I guess we can't do it.
But I think most people fifty dollars. I'm talking from my mom's point of view. She's not going to let that go. Yeah, I wouldn't let that.
You do.
Call Amazon. I would call Amazon say what is the procedure here? What do I do? And they'd say, well, you gave us the wrong address, that's your problem. Probably yeah, but they're probably like last night, Yeah, we'll send that a new box over there to ball.
They will do that because even when you return something Amazon, they'd.
Throw it in the trash.
I heard it.
I didn't say it.
It's true, that's it's not just something I'll making want to be a tags where And they put air tags, which are little tracking devices into things that were returned to Amazon, and they all end up in landfills within days. Wow, or there's there there was. I think Adam did. Adam ruins everything. Adam Conomer did a piece on this. I sent that to you Essential Family.
On return Yeah, he did a YouTube returns.
And they are first they're put into storage like they're they're put into lots like they're just all thrown into bins. And then people come and bid on just getting a bunch of return junk, and then that most of it ends up in a landfill because those people can't resell that stuff because there's maybe a couple items in there that they.
It's like they buy a grab I've seen, yeah, but it all ends.
Up in the trash, I mean everything, does you know? Like this is my new thing. This isn't a new thing. Sorry, I'm entangling a necklace. I hope you can't hear it on thehing, but I can't stop. Once I start, I cannot stop.
And it's so tangled.
I'm just trying to take it off. Okay, I'm just gonna put it away underneath my shirt.
Stop it. Okay. So my new thing is people. People will eat things.
Maybe I've brought this up. People will eat things so that they don't go to waste.
Yeah.
Yes, it's turning into poop, like it's gonna be waste.
It's gonna be waste.
Baby.
Yeah. I think it's a different song, but.
It sounds like the Britney song It's.
Gonna be Baby May the song that was doing.
Oh Baby Baby, the.
Same song or yeah?
Yeah, But how dare you confuse Brittany and justin.
Oh my god?
How damn?
Oh my god? Well those are those are the same song? In my mind?
Yeah, they have been meshed together for eternity in my brain.
Oh baby, babe, it's gonna babe.
May yeah two thousand voice.
But yeah, it's like when people are like, if I eat that, it's not waste, It's like, yes, it is.
It's all gonna burn into waste.
Yeah, anyway, and I guess you're like getting something out of it because your your body is converting into energy. But another news slash, no one in America needs more food in their body anytime. You're going like I should eat that because it's gonna go to waste. You your body already has enough fuel. It's gonna use that and turn it into fat because it doesn't know what to do with it because it's it is going to waste.
I get that. But honestly, for that all of somebody to pick those rays berries and what whoever was, you're.
Saying, like the taste of it, like tasting it and chewing it is like giving honor to that.
Work kind of. It's like even if you're like I'm.
So full and this doesn't taste good and I can't even enjoy it, and I feel like.
Well, I wouldn't do that exactly like that, but I would. I would, you just know you would.
You would leave it in the backseat of your car until three days later when you see it because you're putting in some luggage because you're going on the road with me. That just happened to the air for there was a bunch of hummus.
And babaganoche that was just containers. Really yeah, but they had a little food leftover, and so you had to throw it all out, And my mom goes, what a waste?
Was there a part of you? Is it all environmental?
Or is there a part of you that's like, I spent money on this, and therefore it was.
It was At first I looked at it and I was like, was that good food? And then I saw that it was not. It was leftover containers stacked in top of each other. But that I felt bad about thrown away because it went the environment. Yeah, I like their every place have paper.
White containers, this heavy plastic that's like tiverwhere you'd buy at the store.
It's so and I order from vegan restaurants.
All the time and it's always arriving in this plastic.
And then but you order from.
Hold on the paper that they are ready for this coated and plastic.
At least it weighs less. Yeah, at least it looks nice and it kind of blends it.
Just put it in a big leaf and tape it up with twine. We're really, what are we supposed to do. There's nothing we can do.
Anymore, something like banana leaves or something.
We need to.
Costs too much money. Corn husts plastics sheep, Yeah, good idea corn classic corn hows those go to waste?
Like great, we got so much. We're subsidizing corn across the nation. There's husks all over the floor of America.
This is something. I think, this is something.
And I know this sharks.
I know what you're talking about because you eat a lot of Thaie food and I'm putting Thaie food places on Notice they are the worst at this plastic organcender.
Yes, oh it's so bad. And I what do you all work? Even the Mediterranean food is in major plastic.
Yeah, and well they just came out to the plastic bottles. There's like one hundred times more microplastics, maybe a thousand times.
It was some number that was just insane.
More microplastics than they thought per water bottle in water, in water, when you drink the water, it's either one hundred times or a thousand times more. It's regardless. That number is disgusting. And I switched to glass permanently for like three days my bottle Yeah, yeah, I did, but most guessations don't have glass, so I was topo Chico in. Yeah, and then you don't have a bottle opener.
It's a whole thing.
But I really want to get away from a plastic water bottles after reading that, And and how could people not I'm not even a germophobe or like a toxins phobe. I know people that like are so cautious about toxins.
My boyfriend like really won't drink tap water.
We get splash water brought inass. Not even allowed to have a burkie, which is like the best water filter, because there might be some kind of like toxins, Like all of our cleaning products are natural, no sense in any of our Like he's insane. He still eats Emo's pizza, but you know that's best. But he's he's very scared of toxins. And even I thought that, and I'm not at all.
I'm not.
I'm just like kind of giving up on it. But even this scared me a little bit.
The starter times, the amount of pride because I I because of pregnancy and stuff. I've been trying to like cut back on using plastic and we're slowly replacing all the tupperware in our home with glass. But like, once you're conscious of it, it's really impossible to weed plastic out because you wear it, you ingest it, you put it on your head, you're holding it all the time.
It's like it's crazy.
You know, in California they have this thing called prop five or something like that.
It's made of plastic too, that prop Yeah.
When I was in when I was in high school, I was in the Science Olympiad and one of the events was identifying different types of plastic. And me and my friend Matt car Yes, we came in fourth place in the state and identifying plastic types.
And you tell by the little number on the bottom right.
That's right, like HDPE is hydro ethylene trathalite, just number two.
Yes, that's right.
God, that's like when Catholic people remember weird Prey.
Yes, why.
That got drilled from his little messyline?
Why didn't they teach me piano instead? Why do they teach me how to learn the plastics?
Are you kidding me.
I could be speaking Spanish and playing piano instead. Now I know what the four stands for in the bottom of a plastic bottle.
Fuck you wan talp, Fuck you seriously?
Okay, So what can you? Can you give us anything you know about? Like what should we know about plastics? Like what plastics should we what's Prop five about?
Yeah, all right, that's what I was talking about. Prop five.
So in California they have this thing where they put a warning label on any item you might purchase that has like chemicals in it that might cause cancer birth defects, which you think would be nice.
But then you go on Amazon.
He just illegal to use those things instead of just like, but we warned you, right, but I mean cigarettes, Okay, But.
Then you go on Amazon, you go on Wayfair, and every fucking thing you could buy has a warning on it, and so you just feel like, well, I guess I'm gonna buy something that could give you cancer.
I'd rather be Prop five.
By the way, that's like some kind of like tax thing. I think you're thinking of sick.
I think it was like Roe v. Wade or something. Yeah.
Prop sixty five, that's right, it's Prop sixty five. And it's like there's so many things. Like I was gonna buy this really nice breadmaker and I was like so excited about it, and then it was like PROP sixty five and I was like, well, I'm not going to have my breadmaker have cancer chemicals in it. And then I had this luggage that I got from France and they were like PROP sixty five and I was like, I think that's okay. If my luggage has cancer chemicals in it, I'm not sure.
But Jesus well, I you know, there were not Like I think California is trying to pass a thing where they're not allowed to use dye red dye or some kind of dye that has is a cancer causing dye that's in skittles.
It's become a big thing where because people are like keep skittles the way they are, but it's like.
One of the colors is giving people is cancer causing and they don't sell it in Europe, like you can't buy so many of the things that you can buy in America. In other kind is because they actually care about the people that live there, or maybe not. Maybe there's some reason they're financially incentivized to not carry it. But here we are we don't have that protection. But I was sitting next to a table of Australians, I think in my hotel the other day, and this girl was like savoring her diet coke. She's like, I'm so excited about this diet coke. I was like, oh my god, I get her so much. Like I love diet coke too, Like it's it's like having a cigarette.
It is a treat.
And she said, oh my god, everyone she was telling all of her Australian friends taste this taste. How different this diet coke tastes than our die coke. And like even the thing that is cancer tastes more cancery here, Like is it not?
Dico's got to be cancer there too? Terrible for it?
Corn syrup, I mean we have corn syrup and all.
It's there's no one diet Coke's.
Aspar t. Yeah, that's that's.
Cancer, yes, and that's what's in diet coke.
And I recently had a study come out at the sugar that they sweet and vitamin water with is also cancer causing.
Disgusting. I mean, diet coke. I have to say, though, I love them, and I love that there's this like new resurgence of people being like, sorry, I'm doing it. Like life is sure diet coke, baby, because you don't see this.
Yeah, life is short, TI, and it's gonna be even shorter now. But I think that I like, there's this meme thing going on.
I know you're not like plugged into what the meme culture is, but there are in basic bitch meme culture. Diet coke is like taking on a new like people are loving it again back in their lives. The Coca Cola marketing has worked. They've infiltrated the meme culture like it's everyone's bought on. It's back in, and I just I like having a little naughty thing I do. That's kind of like like I can even tell, like when I buy them, Chris will buy them for me, but he's not happy about it, Like he can tell it's a vice that I feel bad about, yeah, and that I secretly want to quit. So he's like trying to aid in my quitting, but also like a little bit like sad when I give in because I do feel so naughty. But man, diet coke out of a.
Bottle. No cancer on cancer.
Baby, do you have more than one in the sitting.
Here's what I do, because yes, I would be interested if I was a bustie and I drink diet coke. What is my consumption level I will do on the road to some one and a half a day. Like, I'll buy one in the morning. I'll drink half of it as soon as it gets room temperature.
Me no one. Even if it gets kind of warm, I don't like it.
I toss it.
I'll drink like half as my treat until I get annoyed, and then before show I'll sip on one. So it's probably abound still about one a day, probably four days a week. I do have one of my suitcase that I stole from the venue of the other night. I haven't transferred it into the refrigerator, but I'm going to because I need. It lifts my mood, y'all, it gets me in a better mood. It has caffeine in it, so that's like sh but it's yeah, it's in my well. I didn't want it to go to waste because it was it was it was at the venue.
Oh yeah, I didn't want to go to waite. It actually would have gotten eat.
It would have gotten drank by someone there, so I didn't want I just didn't.
Want eat drinks different.
There are four dollars at the airport. I was like either by, you know, like trying to save one nine.
I checked it in my it, But really, did you know that? For real? I know, isn't that crazy? Yeah?
You buy two waters and they're like eight forty nine, and you go, are we gonna laugh about this before I hand over my credit card? Are we going to like share a little knowing giggle? But this is bullshit? But yeah, I uh, I loved coke. It really does make me feel like I'm doing a drug. Like it gives me that little hit of dopamine that I'm like, I'm naughty.
I'm bad.
It's a little like a little can't It's like a smoking a cigarette. It's probably as bad as smoking a cigarette. So I hope Donald Trump keeps chugging them chug a l hug.
He does.
No, he drinks ten a day. Oh my god, isn't that the number? Bryant?
Well, that's the thing. I mean, you drink ten a day, he's almost eighty. Doesn't seem to matter for some people. It's really comes down to just.
It's like cigarettes, like cigarettes until they died.
It just doesn't drink diet soft drinks. They're so good.
Life is short. Sometimes you gotta have a little vice. But like when I was drinking like these zvs, I gotta stop. This can't be good.
I drink like six a day. Yeah, I don't drink water because I drink them. It's I can't.
I'm waiting for the other shoot to drop on Lacroix.
Yeah, something Joe Mandy told me Lacroix gave him kidney stones. He was drinking like ten a day when he worked on parks and rec and he was hospitalized for kidney stones and he was like it was all Lacroix.
Yeah, so there's it's bad.
I mean, it's anything in the excess is bat even water. People get like brain damage from drinking.
Can't got plastic carticles. Yeah that's true. All right, We're gonna go to break and.
Talk about happier things when we get back up this.
All right, we're back. So this weekend, Mom came on the road.
Cool.
She wrote me on Thursday day maybe it was like late it was afternoon afternoon, and she was like Nick, Nick, and you.
And I didn't even say it like that because I was texting you, but it was, Nick, you can I.
Come on the road with you sometimes, and I love when my mom comes out.
I was just like pitching her and I thought, you know sometimes because I.
Think you like hanging out with me, and you aren't ready to admit it to yourself, but.
I think you like me hanging out with you.
Yeah.
I think we had a good diamond funny girl. I think you were feeling that. I think you were like, we're thinking about it, like wow, I NICKI is like my friend. Yeah, wow, I like like hanging out with her.
See, that's the best having a child. If you can have a child that grows up and then they're your friend. I mean, that's like the best one.
I know.
That's what I want to just cut to. I just cut to them being like fifteen and up. And I know that fifteen year old girls are a nightmare, but I am delusional enough to think that I would have one that life could control that because she'd be autistic on love on the steptrum.
And they seem to be so in love with their parents because because the parents are right there.
Anyway, my mom texted me, Hey, Nick, Is there a time I did come out on the road with you and I said what about tomorrow? And she was like I can't no.
I said, I wasn't expecting that answer. Yeah, yeah, And then I was like one minute later, yeah, I think I can do that.
I was like, you already got dad's permission. He signed your field trips. Like that was quick.
I said, I have to ask your father. I know, how did that go? I didn't even ask him.
I was going to say, I didn't think you ask me too quickly, I know.
I was like, am I really going to ask him? I'm just going to tell him that I'm going.
Thank you, tell and then ask for permission.
Well after I don't need permission. I mean I just was saying, as you do, why you need permission? But the maybe as act like he doesn't own me.
Yes he does.
You don't own me.
And you are owned by your wife. Guy who says she doesn't. You all need permission? We all do.
If it was he, you know, I knew he had a gig and we just did the same last weekend. Oh so he can't be like, well you never come to my gooog like boom, you were there last weekend. Oh that's good. So and I knew it was going to be the same kind of people there. I thought, well, I'm not going to miss that. And then is there any guilt trip whatsoever? No, it wasn't killed after I and he's been out on the road with me. Yeah, like the last some Mandy mentioned they said, well, you know e J goes on the road with Nikki and we just did that. We did that.
We are family showed together alone. So you and I are do a trip even though it isn't tit for tat, but for some reason in my family it is.
His tit for tet.
Like you can't do something in as someone else also does it, like, well it's nick Well, then we're also getting Laura a gift on Nicky's birthday, or like we get we get birthday gifts for each other on other people's birthdays, because like people can't have you can't just have something. It has to be equal, yes, Because sometimes the dogs, I'm like, this dog doesn't need a treat, it's fat, and this dog doesn't deserves a treat because it's good. You can't do that, and they go, no, you can't not give one of the dog's treats and I go, absolutely, you can't.
Well you can, but it's not fair.
Well, the dogs don't play by fair.
Are you kidding me? Those dogs? No, if you give one the other one there's waiting, right, and.
Then they'll forget two seconds later they'll forget that if they even got one.
Oh my god, Nikki doesn't get You used to say dogs don't get jealous.
Well, I know, and that's the thing that I cannot escape in my like my family, is that I once said dogs can't get jealous. And I take it back, but that is has rehaunted me.
My whole life is.
You guys always go remember the time Niki said dogs can't get jell us and I was like, it's not That's not what I meant. I just meant they don't. They aren't like she has this thing and I wanted to They're not like they do feel They're just like, oh woah, whoa, whoah, they're just football and.
The other one here has that's a good point. Maybe I'm righty, No, it's well, it's so obvious, Howell.
You went on the road with me because because you were like, yeah, I'm doing it, and I really respect you for like you like doing things and traveling and like like and you're.
Old, well what does sixty five?
And you're like, I don't mind going on planes and checking into hotels and packing like and you're not like.
Someone you don't pack like me.
You're not just like, oh, I'll just throw things in a bag five minutes before I leave.
You like prepare to pack. Well, I don't want to. I don't want to take a lot And if.
I worked that way, I would feel burdened by it travel.
But you're down for it, no, I Oh, I was so in and it was so because you said it's going to be easy. It's gonna be Atlanta, Kansas City, and I was like, okay, those are short flights, that's the thing. I like. It's like you get up in the air and you yeah, back down.
As soon as you reach the top, you're descending.
Yeah. Yeah, It's like I love that kind of flying. So it was great. It was great. We had a great time.
We did go to Atlanta and we landed and I was not in a good mood because that airport just sucks so much and you have to walk so far and.
Then you have to walk to a shuttle and then you have.
To get them this steamy, humid like it feels like you're getting on the G train. It's dirty and airport it's not dirty, but it's just hot.
Yeah it's hot Lanta baby. Well it's not even hot outside really, yeah, but it was just hot. It was like a sauna down there.
They was under construction.
Took so long.
Probably I feel like every airport in America under construction.
Yeah, it's such an excuse for things just being slow and shitty. You just put up a sign that says like it's pardon our dust. It's like there is no dust. There's just no one working here. But there's some cones and people aren't being paid fairly, so they're moving like snails.
Why is why all the signs.
There's all these signs in America, and for some reason, when it comes to part in our dust, they get this official like British Aristocrat sign. Everything else is like under construction, yield stop part in our dust?
What is that that's so true? Why that our dust?
Yeah?
It was one person came up with it and it was a cute, quirky thing.
It's cute. We're working on this place.
Man. There was a sign in our elevator when we were in where were we, Brian? One of those like Daytona or something. There's a sign in our elevator that was terrible.
It's trying to see if.
You remember what it was. It was yellow and it made me sick. It was a pun.
Yeah, I do remember the punch.
Do you remember?
Oh my god, if you remember, this would be like the plastics thing.
I feel like the plasts that start preventing me from remembering because they're in my brain.
No, yeah, I.
Don't remember the tetrahydro chlorousine. Okay, so yeah, that we get in the shuttle and then we it every stop you have to wait two minutes. And if you're a New Yorker and used to ride this train, it's doors open, doors closed. If you miss it, it's your fault. You gotta hustle. I like New York because people are moving fast. There's no time to go.
Like, I'm gonna get up and sort my bags and make sure the book is tucked in.
I'll put my book. Oh I forgot to put the book or put that back in. Put it back in. Now I'm gonna pick it.
Up, Like, pick it up as you're moving, Like people will just pick something up as they're standing.
And then start to move you up, break it on the we.
Can just like, let's do go diagonal instead of up and then over. Just diagonal, take up the bag, and let's cross street diagonal, use a mobile order. Yes, let's let's let's grab the drink as we're passing by Starbucks.
We don't need to go and stand in line like, uh, that's you? Yeah, you are.
You?
Not so man?
When I'm at that, they'll stop at that's with that shuttle and we're like, you know, you've reached terminal three.
You got me because you got off at the wrong stop by accident.
Yeah, because I was. I goes, there's no way there's another stop. This has been We were only in terminal three and there's it's three two one T and then baggage claim and so we're at TEA and I get off and then I'm like, what the fuck? So we have to get back on and it was just taking so long, and then we finally get to the baggage claim. Our luggage comes right out, efficient as fuck. Thank you so much, Atlanta Airport. You get the luggage. Then we got to find the uber now.
No signs will sign no signs.
There's never any signs at airports. Trying to find it is like they dose your ubers. They don't want you to take ubers.
Yeah, they must not.
It has to be that, because there's no other reason for the uh, the deficiency of information.
However, two of you in a circumstance like this, someone like calm and collected, like I'm gonna look it up. Someone frantic, How are the two of you?
I'm on a I'm I'm I'm gonna I'm on one and I'm allowed to be on one because I'm with my mom and she loves me and she accepts me for who I am. So like, I kind of you know, when you're like in a bad mood and there's certain people you just you got to suck it up for, and then there's others that you can just kind of let it out and be yourself. Mom, I can just I can be like I'm a baby and it like because she's my mom. I was a baby at some point, so I'm sucking on her tit and she's the one that goes up to Yeah, So I was just like I don't God, weirds there's no sign, Like I was just kind of being pouty.
Baby, and and then.
I gotta be honest with you, Noah, my mom isn't capable of finding information in airport that I'm not capable of, right because I I just that's the language I speak.
You, that's your that's your yeah, so like so you can.
Try to help that into a personality that's there under like dress.
Right, Okay, that person wasn't showing up to this Hank.
We were just like I was just kind of giving up.
And then I was just like looking at people around and then I'm looking for anyone that works there, being like where would ubers pick up? And then finally I don't even know, Oh, I just called an uber and then on the Uber app it will tell.
You where to go.
Yeah, it's like you need that. It's crazy and lax.
They have la exit, and I'm just every time I see that, I'm like, can you imagine if you were from a foreign country and you didn't speak English and you had to figure out how to get an Uber and the signs say la exit.
It's not even a word you could look up.
They're trying to be cute. That is the weirdest thing like La Exit.
Yeah, that's how you get to the uber You have to take a shuttle to another like a remote location.
Unless you get an Uber black and you pay one hundred dollars more, which I do every time because I do not want to bring two suitcases onto a shuttle bus and then go and I just I just go.
Okay, let's talk about when we got to the uber st So we.
Get to the uber stam finally we walk like and I'm complaining. I'm like, I feel like a refugee right now because we're walking through these long, h you know, corridors and like these garages with these hot puddles and it's hot.
It's gross.
Yeah, and I'm it's already late. I'm not going to get a nap in before the show.
I'm just like, Oh, I think that that was on your mind the whole time.
Anytime I'm in a bad mood, it's because I do not see a nap on the horizon. Baby need nap, And so it really is the only time when I see my time my It's one of our biggest things in therapy, couples therapy. Chris brings up that he's scared to ask me to do things because I take everything that gets brought up as an affront to my time. Oh, like everything could possibly It's as if my time were raped from me at some point in my life. So anytime he has a little thing that might take my time, I'm like, I don't have the top Like it's it's as if something at some point in my life and I trace it back to you guys bringing me to air shows, and like, as a kid, your time is raped from you because you just have to do what your parents tell you.
To do it and you have to go.
It's just air shows weren't like a part of our lives.
But like I think, honestly, we would go to every show.
I can't even I don't even want to talk about. Yeah, the biggest fears of your life and you have to go do them and everyone's excited about it, and it is and driving on the highway, let's not forget just being on the highway. It's just everything about it was horrible. But I think that and I'm not I'm not calling you out being like why did you do that to me? Being a kid is having like your your time is not yours. You can't be like, I don't feel like doing that. It's no, it doesn't matter what kid you are. Well, when you're a kid growing up in the nineties, you don't get your You don't you can't have a lot of boundary.
I'm going to do my own thing. I think I'm going to hang then, yeah, I can't do that.
Yes, And I don't know what else happened to me, but yeah, like I'm whenever my time seems to be whenever, there's not going to be time for me to be alone, and like, and I think now I'm starting to need time to cry. And if I don't see a time where I'm going to be able to cry at any point before I do something or have like even the opportunity. Not that I cry a lot, but like, I just I start to panic. So anyway, we're going to the Uber X or to the Uber Black. I called a black car because I want to be impressive to my mom. So I get into a black SUV and you know, an escalade is coming to get us, and they were waiting there ten minutes. It passes. We're hanging out. My phone's about to die, so I'm not really looking at it. And then he goes to it. He's in a totally different part of the airport. Then he calls me, not speaking English. I can't really, I can't understand what he's doing. I'm saying that I'm in this section. I'm at l E outside. No, you know, he can't hear me. I can't hear I hang up. I say, I gotta cancel it. I'm so sorry, So I cancel it. I call another one. That one's eight minutes away. My phone is on one percent. Now I'm freaking out. So I set it down and I don't look at it. Then it gets to I pick it up at seven minutes later, the car is at another location. This is a different location now, and I go, what is going on?
Why is my dot here? And he is here?
So I cancel it before my phone dies because I don't even have time to communicate with this guy to come to the right place because my phone's about to die. So then I go, Mom, I got to use your phone. She doesn't even have Uber downloaded. Got download Huber, which takes forever because we're out in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of this parking garage, beneath the ground. And then and while we're doing this, there's all of these drivers coming up to us, you know, just guys waiting by who are trying, who are going like, you need a ride, you need to ride.
You know you've seen these guys on the service. You need to ride, And there's constantly yeah, well he seems kind of legit.
Exactly, except that every four seconds there's a woman that comes over the speaker going like, please do not accept rides from those you do.
No, I did. It is illegal to expect to ride.
Like there's constantly that they will tell you where to pick up a note to get in a car.
Right, they should have a better signage for the ubers. They don't want you to get into an illegal man's car exactly.
It's like they don't have a solution to what these guys are there for.
What are they what's their wrecket? What are they doing?
And the guys, the guys, they just want to make some money off people who are stranded by Uber or who like can't of their Uber didn't show up or whatever. So but they all lie. They go, my car didn't show up, my passenger didn't show up. I'm just waiting here. I got a free car, and I go, and I go, you can't say this to me. I've been here twenty minutes, your your car. You've said this to three people in the time that I've been here.
Yeah, and I was absolutely saying, do not take a ride. You were getting married. Yeah, I'm taking it. I'm going to take no. No, no, we're not there yet.
So then I'm like, I'm just going to get a ride from this guy, from one of these guys because I have cash on me, right, and I don't have to give away a credit card because my mom's like, when we did this in France, we got charged eighteen hundred dollars, which is true.
They got scam. Yeah, we're still working that out.
Yes, well that's a silly thing that you get. I only play Venmo or cash to these guys that are just offering rides. So then I go up to this guy. I'm about to go over to the guy guy. And then I go up to this other guy who works there. He has a luggage cart, he's collecting luggage carts. He maybe helped an old woman out there, And I said, where am I supposed to go to get an uber black? I don't get this, And he's like, oh, you're in the wrong section Uber Blacks pick up in this other area, which I would never know.
Because there didn't even tell me. Yeah oh yeah.
So then I'm like, I've already been waiting here twenty five minutes. Our flight was an hour late getting in. I'm not going to get my nap. I'm not going to get my nap. I barely I'm going to get a chance to even work out or even look at a treadmill. And I'm just like annoying, and then I'm going to get yeah.
Yeah.
So we land at like two, and by this time it was three thirty because our flight was supposed to land it two, but it landed later, so it was three thirty. Our hotels and four or thirty five minutes away. And then I got to be at the show at seven. So the show was later than I thought. So it started at eight, so I had to be there at seven, so it doesn't leave a lot of time to get and then you need an hour to get ready, put on those eyelashes and spray tand and all the stuff.
So I go, I'm going to get a ride from one of these guys.
I said to the guy that was telling me where to get an uber I go, I'm just going to get one from a ride from one of these guys.
He goes, don't and I go why. I go, I have cash and he's like, no, no, no, you might get kidnapped.
Yeah, I go, what.
Look at me?
I go, no, I'm not and he goes and I go, I'm thirty nine. I was like, I'm not going to get kidnapped. And this is my point, was like, I've talked about this on the podcast the other day. I'm not worried about being kidnapped.
I'm too old. No one's going to sell me for sex. Well, now you're you're thinking about you kind of want to get kidnapped.
Part of me is sad that I'm out of the oh trafficking age. Oh you know, there's a part of you that goes like.
Is that really what these guys are doing in traffic?
They're hanging out at the airport just to kidnap somebody.
They're gonna scam you and I and I got my mom with are they gonna scam you or are they just trying to I think usurp.
The uber fees are trying to make more money.
Yeah, yeah, there's not that many people cash kidnapping.
Under the table. Uber's not gonna take anything.
It's gonna be.
All no, no, but and they'll just make up a number that is yeah. But then you.
Negotiate with them before you get in the car. I know what the number was on the uber thing, so I can give them around that like I was gonna negotiate. I've taken them before. I'm not crazy like this is when you're in desperation. These guys are legit. Mom My, mom thinks you think seven men were all there to kidnap women? Do you know that one thing that's happening every day at the Atlanta Airport.
But this guy is uh, he's got a point. If he ever found out who you are. Maybe I don't know. I think that would even protect me more to be if they knew who I mean, maybe they've got who I was. Who are you on the daughter of Nikki? The mother? I mean the mother? Yeah, I have I have a.
Quick about kidnapping. Okay, okay, Well, the fear of being kidnapped may persist for one's entire life. In twenty twenty two, the number of missing persons under the age of twenty one was much higher than those of than those over twenty one. No, dat with two hundred and six thousand, three hundred and seventy one females under twenty one reported missing and sixty fourth uh sixty four thousand, nine hundred and fifty six females over the age of twenty one reported missing.
And if we're going over thirty five, that numbers getn't even it's even lower.
And that's in America, in the US.
And let's say in America, I mean kidnapping is happening mostly to people like parents steal their kids from yea mother numbers it's it's not that's like people steal.
At the airport.
No, it's not people.
Three luggage, three things of luggage.
There's no way.
And I go, I go where what are they going to sell us into? I was just telling my mom, like sex is not on the table.
For either la very. Ransom, Yeah, just ransom. Yeah, that's big. I just going to pay ransom.
This happens.
They could pay ransom, is me.
Well, you would you would pay it.
They would take you to UH, I would pay them, take you right to the bank.
Yes, they could do that.
I have really good money protection.
I would be fine with that and be like, yeah, take me in the bank, and it does happen in my show, and I would get pressed in like.
Third world countries or this does happen. I've heard stories. I've had it happened to a couple of friends. Where you're in it's like in Mexico, Central America, places in Africa, Eastern Europe. You get into a taxi, they just take you out to the desert and they say, we're not going to take you back unless you give us two hundred dollars. Yeah, and then they just if you don't pay, they just let you out in the middle of nowhere and you don't know how to get home.
I was listening to some pot Sam Harris podcasts and a guy was talking about how you're talking about hostage situations, and he said that they're much more common, obviously in South America, because kidnapping is like a littering charge in terms of what the what the punishment is. It's not you don't you can get out of jail that night if you kidnap someone that day. And in America, kidnapping is it's yes, it's it's potential for a life sentence. So you are much more likely to be murdered when you are kidnapped in America because they're they're already. Fuck, they've already, they're already doing life, So why wouldn't they just take your life too? So it's really interesting, like the Lena legalize.
It possibly or legalize I.
Mean, you take someone for a joy ride for a few hours, it should be fine.
But I will say that Josh, who is the guy that helped us and gave us advice, And he looked at me like, this may be the last time I ever see you if you get in that car, Like he gave me that kind of look, and I go and he was such a nice guy and he was I go, okay, fine, Josh, will you walk us to the uber black place?
Because I don't know where to go?
And so he was walking us and he was so nice that I was and I was trying to like get my mood back up because this guy was just so nice and I didn't want to be like a little poudy brat. And and he was like, do you know, do you know who you sound like? And I was like who? And he was like, do you know the comedian Nikki Glazer? And I was like, I do know her. I know her very well because I am her josh And he was like what and I was like yeah, he was like, you sound just like her.
He was like I thought I heard from your voice. And I was like thank you.
And I said, you want to come to a show tonight? He was like I do, and he goes what time? And I go, when do you get off work? And he's like eleven PM?
And I go, I'll see you next time.
I don't.
I'm not a stripper. I don't know.
And what what thing I show I could be doing tonight in which you could attend?
Yeah, I'll a.
Shout out to josh At the Atlanta Airport, he like went above and beyond, Joshua, he went above and beyond.
I did so much.
And I will say the other day I was coming back from Kansas City. There was this guy on our plane that was just kept looking at me. And I just know when people like recognize me, sure, it's just like a little and sometimes they smile and they just like you keep looking at them and they're looking at you. And as a girl that does not get men looking at her all the time, I know, I just don't otherwise I wouldn't notice these times. I don't have men like hey, I just don't do it, so when it happens, it always is that. And so I was getting off the plane and this guy that had looked at me a couple times before in the boarding erae, he comes up to me.
And is like, has anyone ever told you that you and I go? I am her? I didn't even just because that's the way people say it. They like, that's where he was going. It was really nice though. He was very cute.
I was very flattered that a cute boy recognized me, and I was like, yeah, it was.
It was nice.
But it always starts with does anyone ever told you that you and.
Me with mobile order? Nikki? I don't have the patience for it, and I just go yes with me.
I don't like wait it out because I should wait it out because at some point they are gonna say someone different.
Has anyone ever told you that you shouldn't wear your hair like that?
All right, I am going to take a break.
We'll come back after this.
So yeah, this weekend, we were in Kansas City Saturday night, the night before the big Chiefs game. The AFC is that what it was the GFC championship game. Is that like saying ATM machine is championship a part of AFC?
No, AFC is the American Football Conference.
Oh okay, just making sure they weren't.
Playing in Kansas City either, they were, they were they were in Baltimore, Baltimore.
Yes, wow, Nikki, you even picked up on that. What where they were they were playing?
And then I was aware of who was involved in the final four? Is what they I called it? That's what I think. But I also asked Chris yesterday, I said, are there is in football?
And he said, you wish? No, I don't wish.
I just want to know why aren't there If you throw to the ball to someone and then they score touchdown, shouldn't that be an assist?
You are just like you're throwing a mask.
Why not?
What is it called?
It's just called touchdown pass because an assist you're helping somebody score. And in basketball, they have to shoot the ball after they receive the pass in order to score, so they're like doing most of the work, which is why it's just an assist. Whereas if you throw the ball in football to somebody and they catch it in the end zone. The guy who threw the ball is doing more than half the work.
That's a good point. But what if the guy catches it and then.
Runs a lot, Yeah, maybe that should be an assist. Maybe the quarterback should get less credit for that, because sometimes they do a dump off it's like five yards and the guy just does like a magic trick and spins around everybody. That guy should but that guy gets yards. He racks up the yard. But no, he does if he catches it anyway. So yeah, well let's talk about that point is valid. Your point is valid. There should be thank you note because all passes are not equal.
All passes are not equal.
Okay, yeah, all right, Yeah, what did you think of that game? It was I just I just went to bed halfway through and I did what I did the other day where I manifested, and I said, I went to bed.
I went to go take a nap.
During the first quarter and they were up I think four points, and I said to Chris, I'll be back. They're going to be They're gonna win this game. But just trust me, it's like it's done deal. They're gonna win. They're they're going all I said it. They're going all the way.
I was right.
I didn't mean that they're gonna win the Super Bowl. I just meant they're getting there. I was right, and I came back out.
During the fourth quarter.
They had it. They had it, man. Yeah, yeah, it was a fun game.
It was pretty frustrating game because the Chiefs are now entering like dynasty mode and they won the Super Bowl last year. They've won the Super Bowl multiple times. Mahomes and Kelsey have multiple rings, so they're always the favorite even if they're playing even if they're not the favorite in Vegas odds and they're playing away. The underdog were the Ravens, even though the Ravens have won a lot of Super Bowls too.
But they were the favorites, right, yeah, Ravens, they were the slight favorites.
They were, but people and the Chiefs aren't even favorite to win the Super Bowl corn A Vegas. The forty nine ers are one and a half point favorites. The Chiefs are one and a half point dogs. And I just think it's hard to root for a team that just like wins the Super Bowl every year. It's like rooting for the Patriots in the early two thousands and so part of me was like, I really want the Ravens to win, but also I want the Chiefs to win so that Nikki's prediction comes true. And also thanks for the sake of the NFL. I mean, they just want to ride out this Swift Kelsey thing for as much as they can.
And did you see how much money that she's made the NFL? That was like three hundred and sixty one million dollars determined, as has been the revenue that.
She's brought it. I figure that out. I mean, it's obviously.
An estimate, an estimate, but it's I would not be surprised if it was up there.
It's you know, it's it's a huge I mean, she's gotten to watch football. You watch I would I didn't know who Travis Kelsey was, Yeah, who did?
He was apparently well known, and this was a meme where girls were asking their boyfriend like or telling their boyfriends Travis h Taylor Swift put Travis Kelcey on the map, and then they would just see these guys.
You just see these guys.
Go like, what.
She did it? And they're like, I think she did babe, And it's like we just.
Wanted these guys like heads exploded, But I really didn't know who he was. And then I will say that like I'm a big Travis Kelcey fan right now, and it's it's I think he is so cute. Yeah, Chris keeps like kind of going like, oh, your crush is gonna be Like he's kind of like noticing like I have like an affection for this guy.
I really really like him. I think he's so hot and oh my god, on the field, I saw a.
Video that I've been like avoiding watching too much of it because I just feel like it's so invasive. The cameras are like right in their faces when they when Taylor was on the field hugging him, and I just didn't want to, like I don't want to do the lip reading and like figure out what she said to him and what he said to her. But if enough of those videos come up, you finally just give in and go fine, I'll watch. Are we really gonna hear what she whispered in his ear? And we did? It was fucking adorable, y'all. Okay, So she goes up to him, maga, he goes hey, sweetie, He goes here, sweetie, and then and then they kiss, and the way she like looks up at him, you'll have to watch, but she like she's like nuzzled in his like neck, and then she like looks up at him and she just is like trying to find his mouth with her lips.
It's so cute.
And then they kiss, and then he says, I'm gonna go hang with the boys or something like that, and she goes, I love you, and then he says it's very very subtle. She goes, I love you, and he goes, I love you so much it isn't even funny.
So cute.
Then she goes, I'm Then she cuts her hand to whisper in his ear and she goes, I'm so proud of you, or she goes, I'm so proud. I've never been more proud of anyone in my entire life.
Wow.
And then they smile and they leave. It is such a sweet exchange. And here's the thing I read somewhere on Reddit that in this subreddit that I do subtube, but it's only to monitor what people are saying about my girl. It's called swifty Neutral, and it's like swift swifties that aren't like sycophanic, and they kind of make fun of and are approaching Taylor from like a cynical point of view where they're just like, is she really that great?
Why do you there?
Because I want to know what these people are saying so that I can not on there, but I just I have to. I honestly, I'm gonna unsubscribe. I decided that yesterday because I'm so annoyed at these people and how much they like try to pick her apart. And they are fans. That's that's the irony of it. So they said. There was one post the other day that was like, is there something wrong with Swifties? Why do they keep posting like, oh my god, Taylor and Travis, Oh my god, OMG, they're so in love. I can't stop watching this. This is this is my this lives rent free in my head. I've watched this five times to you know, all these things they're like, have have Swifti's ever been in a relationship before, because this is what a relationship is.
Guess what, No, we haven't. We haven't and we haven't been in one like this. This is you.
You to this woman who wrote this, and I'm or whatever person wrote this, I guarantee you you mean twat no one has ever loved you the way that Travis Kelsey loves Taylor Swift, And I bet you've never loved someone back because you're writing on the internet about people and being so mean.
And the truth is most of us haven't experience this kind of love. It is.
They're in what we call limerens for sure, which is this like it's the honeymoon phase where our brains are like yeah, yeah, we're in where the dopamine and serotonin is like firing at all times. It's a drug of like love. They're in it, but I don't know they're they seem to. They're both on top of the world. They're supporting each other's like achieving the greatest things humans can achieve. Most of us don't have that relationship.
Let us like.
And don't be like, have you guys ever? No, sorry, my boyfriend doesn't call me sweetie. He called me glaze. You know, like, I don't don't say I love We never said a dog, yeah, glaze dog. We never said I. We don't say I love you. I don't have that kind of relationship. And it's not saying that that's like we do have sweet things like that but like, no, he says babe. Ironically, he would never call me babe. He thinks it's cheesy, but.
I call him babe. You call him yeah, But I'm sorry, No, I don't.
I don't have a relationship like that where it's just like like like constantly jealousy. Of course part of the And it's not that I even want that. I'm just saying it's.
Nice part of the fandom being like or like living her relationships vicariously.
Yes, yes, And Taylor should be proud of Travis Kelsey. He had an amazing game. I mean he that was like vintage Travis kel eleven.
For eleven, That's what I heard some guys then.
Yeah, he doesn't even know what that means. An incredible touchdown cast, a credible touchdown.
Time they threw a ball to him, he caught it eleven times.
It was impressive.
Patrick Mahomes said, weird, Patrick Mahomes had eleven assists to Travis kelcey.
But is that is that incredible eleven passes to catch eleven of them.
That is incredible to me.
That sounds record breaking to me.
And what you're saying, yeah, it's remarkable that Patrick Mahome like even if a quarterback just throws eleven of eleven, that was actually a record. Patrick Mahomes started the game, I think eleven for eleven and that was the most consecutive passes thrown by a quarterback in a conference championship game. And so Beck Travis Kelsey helped him out that because he caught some pretty wicked passes. So it goes all together. But yeah, I thought, amazing, so cool.
That night, we were watching or Chris went over to his brother's house to watch the Lions versus the forty nine ers that tragedy.
And yeah, that was good.
So I was watching the end of the game. I was rooting for the Lions obviously because they're underdogs. They're Underlions, Yeah, never been in the Super Bowl. Their their jerseys are so understated. It's that like white, the light blue. It's like a baby's bedroom, you know, like.
It's just like soft. It's cool. It looks like vintage boys. Yeah, a little boys bedroom.
And and I was but I was on the phone with my friend who's going through a breakup. So he was like talking to me on the phone, and it had been like an hour of talking to again, which by the way. Yeah, Like I'm helping a friend through a breakup.
Which you're so kind, Nikki. I feel like I've been there through it.
First of all, men need more support. Men don't have the same kind of friendships that women have, right and especially when they're getting out of a friendship where they weren't really not it's not they were usually they're like friendship with women is hard to have when you have a girlfriend.
So when you get out of that breakup, you don't have anyone.
Except your male friends who don't give a fuck cally or don't know how to emotionally support you. So I come through for my male friends, saying it allen whitneying it and so so we final thought, I'm watching the game. I have him on speaker phone and I did post something about the game while while.
He was on the phone with me.
And then he later saw the story posted and was like, he.
Goes, I know that you posted this when I was like, I was, you know, not crying, but like, you know, just and and he goes, I'm not mad at all.
This is so hilarious to me that you wrote this entire thing out because I was writing something about like both of them both teams are gonna have the same color jersey. I don't even understand this game already. How am I gonna explain this? So I wrote a whole paragraph and took a picture while I was on.
The phone one hundred.
There's no way that I took this at another time. It was definitely during the call. But also I was watching the game, and I felt so cool because I've never been I've always wanted to be someone who like, when something happens in sports, you go like, ah, I never once had that reaction. It always is like a millisecond after everyone else has the reaction. Like it's never because the ball did anything that I understood, right, I just go off of what other like you can never you would always think that I'm cheering with you, But it is a millisecond.
Land You're like a dog in the room. You're just like reacting to what the humans are doing.
I'm chewing a bone, and all of a sudden, I'm like oho. And so but I was. I was into that game because I really did want the Lions to pull through in the end. So some some kind of fumble happened or incomplete pass, and I was.
I was on the phone with him.
I go and.
I was like, oh my god, I'm such a man right now who was like not listening to his girlfriend. So I told Chris.
I was on the phone and I was listening to him talk about this thing. And then there was an incomplete past and I went and he like heard me, and I was like, isn't that Clel was like, I don't even know what you're trying to communicate. I was like, I like, I think I understand sports.
You you had a reaction to something I.
Think starting sonhow I felt at that in that game, I was like, I deserve to go to the Super Bowl because I we we are going to Brian and I are going to Super Bowl.
Breaking news, breaking news were breaking.
It was a super I mean, I don't know how else to tell you. One. Okay, so we're going to the super We're not just going to the Super b belore, You're going, Okay.
We're broadcasting this is baffling the Super Bowl.
Yeah.
For some reason, iHeart radio. Thanks.
It would be a good idea to send the Nikki Glazer podcast to the Super Bowl, which I don't know why.
I don't know what they're so.
Glad you will be there because you obviously know about football. I know literally nothing.
Here to be more than most people, but demonstrated swifty.
And I feel like because the Chiefs are that, now, it makes you belong.
Like there's super.
Bowl and Taylor Swift football and Taylor Swift and you need experts in both, right, and there we go.
The only thing I'm.
As good at knowing about as people are at football is Taylor Swift. So I feel like I belong. Am I researching what to wear?
Yes?
Am I trying to figure it out? Am I?
Now?
Then someone got in my head because they were like, you notice that Taylor on away games, she never wears che logos.
She just wears the colors.
And I'm like, oh respectful, Oh yeah, so I can I not wear Chief color?
No, this is the super Bowl, this is anybody can wear whatever they want. Most do people.
If they're going to be in white or red.
I don't know.
Where do we find that out?
I don't know. I don't know if I've ever had the.
Interesting if they're going to be in a white jersey.
Well it's they'll be white, red and yellow, and then the other team just don't wear gold because color but.
Gold and yellow are very similar.
Well, they have it's like a darker yellow. Come in Chiefs are yellow, yellow, red, and white.
It's literally the same.
The teams have this and the.
Forty nine ers are red a darker gold.
And I bought a Taylor Swift shirt that's like a funny Chiefs Taylor Swift shirt and I but I kind of want to wear like a Chief's dress. Like there's all these like crappy dress like I'm thinking about like planning a fun outfit for it, but I do. I was gonna give my ticket to Chris to go because I really don't. I'd like to see the halftime show, but I don't really care. But he was like, no, you have to experience the Super Bowl.
You have to.
And so I'm going with Brian, And yeah, it'll be so fun to be with you, Brian, because you will be able to explain everything to me and you'll be so excited.
I'm going to be so excited.
I'm going to be wearing my Peyton Manning rookie jersey who's on the who Is Cults jersey, so you can wear whatever. There's gonna be tons of just different teams jerseys at the Super Bowl.
People are not there.
Really.
I love how you know that about this, like Iris tour, I hear that you're preparing me.
Okay, yes, people are not there.
Like most of the people there aren't actually fans of the forty nine ers or the Chiefs. There'll be a lot of those, but a lot of people are just there because A they have a lot of money and they're there for the events, or be they're just fans of football.
It's the Super Bowl.
I was gonna buy Ali, Brian's wife and Chris tickets so they can also go, right, they are so expelled.
They're starting at nine thousand dollars a ticket.
That's for bad seats too. Yeah, yeah, I mean you have to. You have to keep in mind it's the super Bowl. There's only one of them, so just one time once a year. And you're also getting tickets to an Usher concert, so that's got to be added in.
Yeah, so that's subtracted.
Eight thousand dollars for the super Bowl and then yeah, minus fifty for the Usher. No.
I'm really excited to see Usher.
And I want to be clear to that.
Besties, though, Yes, on the Friday of Super Bowl weekend, there's a thing called media day, and that's where they're in a conference center or whatever. There's all of these different broadcasts happening simultaneously, all different podcasts being recorded, all different events happening. And that's where the Nicky Glazer podcast is going to be.
Sports to be the only podcast screaming about ubers. But you're going to be sitting at a sports desk and we're going to be sitting in a sports meditation screaming about.
It's going to be I know, are you kidding?
Was I high when I said yes to this?
Like?
What was the thing you were? If you were, you made the right answer, right, Brian? You year what you told me about this experience?
What did I tell you? I don't remember.
This was like, you are so such disbelief.
Oh yeah, well I'm in I'm in display. Well I put this on my fifty under fifty. Is that what you're talking about?
God, we're getting your this was it?
It's not even under your forty under forty.
I said, I want to do this. I could have put it on my forty under forty, but I felt like that was such a wild fantasy that I put it under my fifty under fifty because then I thought it was realistic that I would go to the super Bowl in that time. Cool.
So yeah, like fourteen years ahead.
Of schedule, wish thing like we started with.
And I got us tickets for Saturday night to go see Bert Kreischer and Tom Sigura at the MGM.
Oh I didn't know that.
Yeah, I just got that last night. I got it weirdly enough. I think I I'm on some email lists of people who are going to be in Vegas. So I got an email from their people. Wow, Burt's people and so Woolves is gonna be amazing to hang out with them too.
I looked up how the Sphere, that's the other big event, and there's what's happening there. Who's nothing too? There's nothing over super Bowl weekend?
Oh why wouldn't they do something? There's too much nothing that went on.
Yeah, I don't know. February, well, there's the day after there's something. But yeah, and it's all sold out anyway.
Yeah that's true. I bet, I bet it is. Yeah, it's gonna be wild.
It's going to gambling too. It's going to be gambling.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, you were going to gamble, right, Yeah, I mean I was I was just out of state, so I was gambling on DraftKings over the last five days and.
I had a good win on draft kings in California.
No, it's illegal for some stupid reason because we voted for it, and we all eighty percent voted no. The props, yeah, oh yeah, there's gonna be some cool prop bettings. Well, actually that's I thought you're tking about prop bets?
Is that type of prop prop bet? Type of bet?
You should bet on some prop bets, Nikki. They're just fun.
What color is the gatorade going to be that's going to be poured on the head coach that way?
Way?
Yeah, like stuff like that. How many songs it's Usher going to sing? What song will Usher start with? How long is the national anthem going to be? Stuff like that.
I could, but why could totally cheat on those bets?
No offense?
Because I am friends with the director who directed my special. What's stopping me from going on? I don't know the songs is Usher singing?
And I don't know? I don't know. Did you have mentioned that.
I would never do that because I don't want to go to prison. But what's stopping anyone from doing that? It has an insight.
I don't know.
Maybe he's sign an NDA.
Yeah, maybe he can't say. Oh, okay, there's got to be something.
I would never do that anyway, you like to No, I didn't, but whoever I would ask would probably do sign an NDA, of course, and so they'd be like, I can't tell you because it signed an it's eight. You know, they'd probably read I can't wait to find out the special guests that are going to be on the Usher thing, and the show with the Usher show itself.
Is just going to be so wed.
I can't wait to find out who the special guests are going to be on the podcast that we're doing. We're doing two podcasts on Friday at Media Day, and we were Noah supplied us with a list of potential guests that some of them really pop off the page.
Okay, I will tell you that I didn't recognize a Segod.
That's good.
I need to go into things like this because if I was intimidated, I would be freaked out. It's like when I did Selling Sunset. I don't watch that show, so I could be cool on it. But if I would have known how big this show is, I would have been like and frozen up potentially, so I got to keep.
I got super Bowls not a big deal.
Then there's only been fifty eight of them.
So Taylor Swift will be there.
Yes, that's why iHeartRadio.
I sorry I questioned your decision before, but now that I somehow you knew that Taylor Swift was going to be at the super Bowl and therefore this was a brilliant decision. I mean, it's just like you got the biggest marketing I mean, Nathan for marketing. You fucking nailed it. And I'm so thankful that I get to go to the super Bowl and Nikky gets to be once again in a football stadium with Taylor Swift.
Yes, whoa I do once again? This is unbelievable.
It's unbelievable.
Wait, do we know what our seats are yet? No? Yet? Do you know that infant?
To top it all off, I'm going to see Taylor Swift twice in Australia in February eighteenth and Melbourne in February twenty third, in Sydney.
And then Chris texted me today.
He just sent me, which is hilarious because he doesn't really even want to go, I know, for a fact. Matchbox twenty gonna be in Melbourne on there too.
Men.
Wow, yeah, your life it's three am. I must be lucky, you know. I'm blessed. Little match book, a little little match box, matchbox.
You see Matchbook twenty two. Wait, you saw them so much amazing, amazing amazing. It was up there with haara'stre for me.
Okay, guys, thank you so much for listening to the podcast. We'll be here tomorrow. I'm gonna be wearing my new shirt tuned into that. Mom, You're not gonna be here, Taylor will be here, but thanks for being here today.
You love you so much. All right? Oh did I say I love you?
Yeah?
Oh I did? I do love you? Did you know I said that? You said that?
It was kind of okay, I felt it. I like forgot I said it. Oh, well, I love you. I love you, all right, don't be good?
Good watch super Bowl? Well yeah, but we'll be back before then.
Oh god,
