The Nicky Gliser Podcast.

The Nicky Gliser Podcast.

Glaser.

Glaser.

Here's Nikky.

Here's Nikky.

Hello here, I am welcome to the podcast Nikky Glaser Podcast. The whole gang is back together today. Taylor is here. Hey, heyo, she's here in the studio with me. It's nice to have you here. Brian Frangie is with us today.

Hello here, I am welcome to the podcast Nikky Glaser Podcast. The whole gang is back together today. Taylor is here. Hey, heyo, she's here in the studio with me. It's nice to have you here. Brian Frangie is with us today.

I'm alive.

I'm alive.

You're alive.

You're alive.

You're here.

You're here.

Noah's here. What's up? Everyone?

Noah's here. What's up? Everyone?

Show and happy?

Show and happy?

Oh shut up. Noah has a clip. It's from Anthropology. It's the same clip that Taylor Sweet had that I bought. Is aren't those so bad?

Oh shut up. Noah has a clip. It's from Anthropology. It's the same clip that Taylor Sweet had that I bought. Is aren't those so bad?

The best?

The best?

And I've had them for years?

And I've had them for years?

Dude, you have had them for years. It should have been a Noah styled.

Dude, you have had them for years. It should have been a Noah styled.

She got it from me, Taylor got it from me.

She got it from me, Taylor got it from me.

Clips butterfly clips being so great that they're making a comeback. Because God, when your hair is long as a woman's and it's like on day two after you style it, it's like after you slept on it. You don't want to wash it again because it's gonna be you have to blow dry it and style it again. You just want to leave it dry and like deal with it. And it's like two, it looks too gross to like leave down and if you put it in a ponytail, the ponytail could be raggedy and that looks discussing. Or a bond is like so hard to perfect in the right way and you end up looking pilgrimage.

Clips butterfly clips being so great that they're making a comeback. Because God, when your hair is long as a woman's and it's like on day two after you style it, it's like after you slept on it. You don't want to wash it again because it's gonna be you have to blow dry it and style it again. You just want to leave it dry and like deal with it. And it's like two, it looks too gross to like leave down and if you put it in a ponytail, the ponytail could be raggedy and that looks discussing. Or a bond is like so hard to perfect in the right way and you end up looking pilgrimage.

They're fourteens buns.

They're fourteens buns.

I think they're Oh, that's an interesting theory. They just never look good on me. I always am like, why did you wear your hair like that? But a clip, when it's all put up almost like an Upduce style nineteen fifties, with a clip, it looks presentable, Like I can wear it on stage, I can wear it on a zoom call. I can like I can I have dirty hair now in my life because clips are back. They were not clips were not back. They were like there's a huge gap.

I think they're Oh, that's an interesting theory. They just never look good on me. I always am like, why did you wear your hair like that? But a clip, when it's all put up almost like an Upduce style nineteen fifties, with a clip, it looks presentable, Like I can wear it on stage, I can wear it on a zoom call. I can like I can I have dirty hair now in my life because clips are back. They were not clips were not back. They were like there's a huge gap.

Yeah, like they were lame our teenage years too.

Yeah, like they were lame our teenage years too.

Yeah, they were on cool the eighties, right, And I remember in.

Yeah, they were on cool the eighties, right, And I remember in.

The movie the nineties too, like I remember being okay to clip your hair in the nineties and through high school early two thousands, and then they vanished and we had nothing but the hair tie, ponytail.

The movie the nineties too, like I remember being okay to clip your hair in the nineties and through high school early two thousands, and then they vanished and we had nothing but the hair tie, ponytail.

And rip your hair out.

And rip your hair out.

Hair tie, by the way, is the operative word for no. It's rubber band, rubber band. Then I'm scared I'm gonna get something that you would put around envelopes and then it's going to tug at my hair, you know what I mean?

Hair tie, by the way, is the operative word for no. It's rubber band, rubber band. Then I'm scared I'm gonna get something that you would put around envelopes and then it's going to tug at my hair, you know what I mean?

Like I from SAW is the one that decides what you get? If I say rubber band, what if I get a different thing?

Like I from SAW is the one that decides what you get? If I say rubber band, what if I get a different thing?

Anya was at CBS and I was like, can you get me hair ties? But I'm like, what what if she does it? What if that's regional? What if? Like hair ties is what I call them that are like rubber bands with the like, I my, what's your favorite kind of hair tie? Like if if you could have a rubber band to put your hair back in rubber band hair tie, what would you have? What kind thickness length or like thin thick scrungey? Whoa thin scrunchy? What color?

Anya was at CBS and I was like, can you get me hair ties? But I'm like, what what if she does it? What if that's regional? What if? Like hair ties is what I call them that are like rubber bands with the like, I my, what's your favorite kind of hair tie? Like if if you could have a rubber band to put your hair back in rubber band hair tie, what would you have? What kind thickness length or like thin thick scrungey? Whoa thin scrunchy? What color?

Oh?

Oh?

Probably like a neon color like neon green.

Probably like a neon color like neon green.

Really, but that doesn't go with everything? Like what if you're I just like the thin black ones, like just the rubber band. But I like them. I don't like them to be too small because then you can't double it up. I want them to be like medium. No baggie either, No baggie when it gets started stripping and you like there's a little part of it that's just just cloth and it's not oh, it just sticks off like no, no, no.

Really, but that doesn't go with everything? Like what if you're I just like the thin black ones, like just the rubber band. But I like them. I don't like them to be too small because then you can't double it up. I want them to be like medium. No baggie either, No baggie when it gets started stripping and you like there's a little part of it that's just just cloth and it's not oh, it just sticks off like no, no, no.

And it goes into brand's pack. Well, not the fanny pack, your white pack thing.

And it goes into brand's pack. Well, not the fanny pack, your white pack thing.

Yeah, your disposable white pack or not non disposable. Okay. And then but scrunchies are back as well, and those are great too. But having long hair is a fucking burden.

Yeah, your disposable white pack or not non disposable. Okay. And then but scrunchies are back as well, and those are great too. But having long hair is a fucking burden.

Oh yeah, I hate it. I agree, even though I'm a man.

Oh yeah, I hate it. I agree, even though I'm a man.

I think I just see her pain if I don't get if I don't get a haircut for like, I don't get a haircut for like four months, and my hair gets way long.

I think I just see her pain if I don't get if I don't get a haircut for like, I don't get a haircut for like four months, and my hair gets way long.

It just takes like so long to dry your hair. It takes like.

It just takes like so long to dry your hair. It takes like.

Like an inch longer, I know, but it does. And then when you get it cut, it's like, oh my god, what a delight. I've saved like fifteen minutes in the morning because my hair is short enough to draw.

Like an inch longer, I know, but it does. And then when you get it cut, it's like, oh my god, what a delight. I've saved like fifteen minutes in the morning because my hair is short enough to draw.

True any girl that's ever gotten her hair chopped, you know, the feeling of like this is so.

True any girl that's ever gotten her hair chopped, you know, the feeling of like this is so.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I can't imagine being a woman I haven't had long hair is insane.

I can't imagine being a woman I haven't had long hair is insane.

How do you get do it? How long have you had long hair? Tailor like, when did you grow it out? She had shorty hair for a while.

How do you get do it? How long have you had long hair? Tailor like, when did you grow it out? She had shorty hair for a while.

I had like a really short hair, oh like I did, yeah, a couple of times in college and then maybe ten years ago. No, like Naomi camp I guess, oh.

I had like a really short hair, oh like I did, yeah, a couple of times in college and then maybe ten years ago. No, like Naomi camp I guess, oh.

Wow, yeah, pick like she had a Jane Lynchy.

Wow, yeah, pick like she had a Jane Lynchy.

Oh my god, Jane Lynch.

Oh my god, Jane Lynch.

I don't think she knows that references.

I don't think she knows that references.

Jamie Lee Curtis. And they're older Jamieie not.

Jamie Lee Curtis. And they're older Jamieie not.

Jamie Lee Curtis.

Jamie Lee Curtis.

Maybe a little was it was this psychotic break that you had to.

Maybe a little was it was this psychotic break that you had to.

I did house people when they go a friend. Yes, I had this this boyfriend that I think I didn't know yet. I had this really bad feeling about him, and then I broke up with him for like kind of a different reason. But then like a couple of weeks later, I found out that he had been cheating. He had like had a double life, that he was stealing all this money that he got, like me too, for like molesting this girl. Yeah, and so I like just had this feeling that it was in my hair and it was so weird. I just pulled it up and cut it. But I looked exactly like Miranda from Sex and the City, and it was you have red hair. Yeah, and I looked like a lesbian, which I was becoming at the time.

I did house people when they go a friend. Yes, I had this this boyfriend that I think I didn't know yet. I had this really bad feeling about him, and then I broke up with him for like kind of a different reason. But then like a couple of weeks later, I found out that he had been cheating. He had like had a double life, that he was stealing all this money that he got, like me too, for like molesting this girl. Yeah, and so I like just had this feeling that it was in my hair and it was so weird. I just pulled it up and cut it. But I looked exactly like Miranda from Sex and the City, and it was you have red hair. Yeah, and I looked like a lesbian, which I was becoming at the time.

So did he went to being a lesbian? Like was there? Obviously that's not how people become lesbians is dating people who cheat on them, men that cheat on them. But you did date a woman and then she became non binary. They were they already not my signe. Yeah, okay, so you dated someone who's non binary. But but you've identified as a lesbian for.

So did he went to being a lesbian? Like was there? Obviously that's not how people become lesbians is dating people who cheat on them, men that cheat on them. But you did date a woman and then she became non binary. They were they already not my signe. Yeah, okay, so you dated someone who's non binary. But but you've identified as a lesbian for.

A while, right, No, No, you were like I'm gay, yeah, just to make it easier. Yeah, because I hate all the other words. They just seem so stupid to me. But lesbian sounds mean because people called me that my whole life, and like queer, I don't like.

A while, right, No, No, you were like I'm gay, yeah, just to make it easier. Yeah, because I hate all the other words. They just seem so stupid to me. But lesbian sounds mean because people called me that my whole life, and like queer, I don't like.

The weird It does sounds cool. I think now we're.

The weird It does sounds cool. I think now we're.

As cool, but I'm not. I don't like identify as cool.

As cool, but I'm not. I don't like identify as cool.

I'm like, well you should you You're one of the coolest people all of us, know.

I'm like, well you should you You're one of the coolest people all of us, know.

I think a lot of the words sound mean because they are. Sometimes.

I think a lot of the words sound mean because they are. Sometimes.

Even sis gender sounds mean to me, Like if someone says you're sis gender, it's like.

Even sis gender sounds mean to me, Like if someone says you're sis gender, it's like.

Almost always cis.

Almost always cis.

It's always in a negative connotation.

It's always in a negative connotation.

It's never like, oh, look at that cis gender hopping through that field or whatever.

It's never like, oh, look at that cis gender hopping through that field or whatever.

So like saying you're a liberal now, yeah.

So like saying you're a liberal now, yeah.

Liberal liberal scum.

Liberal liberal scum.

Yeah that's interesting we used to get we're talking about. Oh yeah, I think it's kind of funny when people take back the word. You know, I really love fat people saying I'm fat. Now I think that in school you can't call them fat.

Yeah that's interesting we used to get we're talking about. Oh yeah, I think it's kind of funny when people take back the word. You know, I really love fat people saying I'm fat. Now I think that in school you can't call them fat.

I realize it hurts my feelings when people say that, what do you mean? Well, my sister says like, oh, it's because I'm fat, like stop.

I realize it hurts my feelings when people say that, what do you mean? Well, my sister says like, oh, it's because I'm fat, like stop.

But she's saying it because she's like being like I wish I were skinny. I'm not saying it like, oh I'm a fat person. Yeah see it doesn't like I mean, I like it, I know, but she wants to do it because it's they. I like people that are just like, yeah, I'm just fat. It doesn't mean anything about me. It just is what I am, and stop telling me i'm not. There's nothing worse than people being like, you're not fat, and it's like, who, what do you want? So I'm bigger than you though, bitch, like I am, I'm I identify as fat, but I like that they take it back.

But she's saying it because she's like being like I wish I were skinny. I'm not saying it like, oh I'm a fat person. Yeah see it doesn't like I mean, I like it, I know, but she wants to do it because it's they. I like people that are just like, yeah, I'm just fat. It doesn't mean anything about me. It just is what I am, and stop telling me i'm not. There's nothing worse than people being like, you're not fat, and it's like, who, what do you want? So I'm bigger than you though, bitch, like I am, I'm I identify as fat, but I like that they take it back.

Yeah, it's ridiculous. To be like, I don't like that. It hurts me. So what, I'm not fat, so I should.

Yeah, it's ridiculous. To be like, I don't like that. It hurts me. So what, I'm not fat, so I should.

Try, right, But it's my business. You're so trained to think fat equals bad and morally pro and like you're lazy and stupid like all these things. I mean, it's just but I like that they're taking back that word. And I love when people just say because I'm a fat person, and I'm just like, oh, that's so cool, yea to say that and to be proud of it and not have it like be this thing. Of course, it's a thing that defines them, but it's not a thing that says anything about their character.

Try, right, But it's my business. You're so trained to think fat equals bad and morally pro and like you're lazy and stupid like all these things. I mean, it's just but I like that they're taking back that word. And I love when people just say because I'm a fat person, and I'm just like, oh, that's so cool, yea to say that and to be proud of it and not have it like be this thing. Of course, it's a thing that defines them, but it's not a thing that says anything about their character.

Yeah, stupid people, fact, Yeah they should stupid.

Yeah, stupid people, fact, Yeah they should stupid.

What's wrong with that?

What's wrong with that?

I'm nothing's wrong with it, Brian, You're right because they're this is this is the thing people go. No one's fat, no one's ugly, no one's stupid. Yes they are and being stupid. Animals are stupid, but I don't think that they have any I think that just because a creature is less intelligent doesn't mean that they deserve less love. Like vegans are the ultimate people who are Like I think that a lot of people argue we can eat animals because they're less intelligent, and then that's just like that's okay to do because they're dumb and they don't know, and it's like, well then okay, well then we should kill all people that have mental retardation because.

I'm nothing's wrong with it, Brian, You're right because they're this is this is the thing people go. No one's fat, no one's ugly, no one's stupid. Yes they are and being stupid. Animals are stupid, but I don't think that they have any I think that just because a creature is less intelligent doesn't mean that they deserve less love. Like vegans are the ultimate people who are Like I think that a lot of people argue we can eat animals because they're less intelligent, and then that's just like that's okay to do because they're dumb and they don't know, and it's like, well then okay, well then we should kill all people that have mental retardation because.

Yeah, as long as we're eating them and using all their bones.

Yeah, as long as we're eating them and using all their bones.

So it's not it's making less intelligent doesn't make you a worse person. In fact, sometimes.

So it's not it's making less intelligent doesn't make you a worse person. In fact, sometimes.

People are great. It's different to have stupid people around.

People are great. It's different to have stupid people around.

Sometimes I like them a lot.

Sometimes I like them a lot.

There's nothing more fun than a stupid You're just walking around.

There's nothing more fun than a stupid You're just walking around.

The stupidest person you've ever met. Have you, like, ever come come across some real stupidity?

The stupidest person you've ever met. Have you, like, ever come come across some real stupidity?

Yeah, boy Island, I mean those guys are stupid.

Yeah, boy Island, I mean those guys are stupid.

There's so much fun and they should just be Yeah, I'm stupid, and you should be. It should be okay to admit that I don't know something and I'm stupid, and that's great.

There's so much fun and they should just be Yeah, I'm stupid, and you should be. It should be okay to admit that I don't know something and I'm stupid, and that's great.

We love that guy.

We love that guy.

Yeah, That's the thing that we don't do a lot of is just saying I don't know.

Yeah, That's the thing that we don't do a lot of is just saying I don't know.

I know. That's what I've been I've been thinking a lot about that recently, Right, Like, why is it so hard you just automatically before you can your brain isn't even working yet barely, and you're just like making excuses. Sometimes I catch myself like now it's too late because I already started the excuse, but I just said, I don't know, I'm embarrassing.

I know. That's what I've been I've been thinking a lot about that recently, Right, Like, why is it so hard you just automatically before you can your brain isn't even working yet barely, and you're just like making excuses. Sometimes I catch myself like now it's too late because I already started the excuse, but I just said, I don't know, I'm embarrassing.

That's another thing, is like because we just don't want to We don't want to appear stupid because it has a negative connotation. We don't want to appear fat because as a negative Like these are societies, you know, things that they've put on, like there's moral judgments about all these things, when there really isn't a moralistic judgment. I mean, people with Down syndrome are the sweetest, kindest people and some of the greatest people in the world. But they're sorry, they're stupider intelligence wise.

That's another thing, is like because we just don't want to We don't want to appear stupid because it has a negative connotation. We don't want to appear fat because as a negative Like these are societies, you know, things that they've put on, like there's moral judgments about all these things, when there really isn't a moralistic judgment. I mean, people with Down syndrome are the sweetest, kindest people and some of the greatest people in the world. But they're sorry, they're stupider intelligence wise.

They've never committed any murders. I'm almost positive, right curd of that they've never like hurt you don't hurt people.

They've never committed any murders. I'm almost positive, right curd of that they've never like hurt you don't hurt people.

Yeah, And but it's somehow it's just you're joy they're like a bad person if you're these things. But I think that we all are just so scared of being bad people all the time. Even though like there's this people are just so quick to make excuses about like I'd rather just get the answer wrong and be really like and then just have no one fact check me. Then just say I don't know. Or if you were like, hey, this thing you did like isn't ideal, and the person goes, well, it's because of this and this. It's just like, oh my god, just let it just say that you fucked up. It's okay to fuck up. I said this before, but I I mean, maybe I do it as well, and I have to be better about it because I'm just noticing. I think as I get older, I'm just better about calling out when something has been I'm having better boundaries of like, hey, let's give an example, Hey you were late. Can you not be late tomorrow? Like it just I really like, it's really important to me that you're on time for this thing. Like if I was just say that to someone, the person goes, well, there was traffic and also I didn't get the email until and so I didn't know what to leave. And it's like, maybe just say yeah, I didn't, I wasn't. I will I will do better in the future. But I think they think they're dealing with someone who's completely irrational, who's like I'm gonna We're all used to getting check like strikes work, yeah, you know, and like my strike does not mean anything if I'm just like, hey, I didn't like this next time, can you do it this way? I've forgiven you and I'm just giving a corrective thing of like I'd appreciate it, and it doesn't need to be it can just be like I fucked up. You're allowed to fuck up. Who's infallible besides Jesus.

Yeah, And but it's somehow it's just you're joy they're like a bad person if you're these things. But I think that we all are just so scared of being bad people all the time. Even though like there's this people are just so quick to make excuses about like I'd rather just get the answer wrong and be really like and then just have no one fact check me. Then just say I don't know. Or if you were like, hey, this thing you did like isn't ideal, and the person goes, well, it's because of this and this. It's just like, oh my god, just let it just say that you fucked up. It's okay to fuck up. I said this before, but I I mean, maybe I do it as well, and I have to be better about it because I'm just noticing. I think as I get older, I'm just better about calling out when something has been I'm having better boundaries of like, hey, let's give an example, Hey you were late. Can you not be late tomorrow? Like it just I really like, it's really important to me that you're on time for this thing. Like if I was just say that to someone, the person goes, well, there was traffic and also I didn't get the email until and so I didn't know what to leave. And it's like, maybe just say yeah, I didn't, I wasn't. I will I will do better in the future. But I think they think they're dealing with someone who's completely irrational, who's like I'm gonna We're all used to getting check like strikes work, yeah, you know, and like my strike does not mean anything if I'm just like, hey, I didn't like this next time, can you do it this way? I've forgiven you and I'm just giving a corrective thing of like I'd appreciate it, and it doesn't need to be it can just be like I fucked up. You're allowed to fuck up. Who's infallible besides Jesus.

Asking people to be more accountable.

Asking people to be more accountable.

Yeah, just like, don't make excuses for why you fucked up or didn't or were thoughtless, you know. Like today, for example, I was at Starbucks and getting some writing done before I had a ten thirty. I had to be on air with a Baltimore station for their like Good Day Baltimore show because I'm gonna be in Baltimore on Saturday. I'm going to be in Boston on Tomorrow or tonight, Thursday in Boston and on Friday in Boston. But that's one sold out. But I was promoting it and I for some reason, when I looked at my calendar, I just saw ten thirty, you know, like that's what it was in my head at ten thirty. I didn't recheck it. I'm at Starbucks. It's ten oh seven, and they're like, are you here, and I'm like, yeah, I'll be there. I heard it's at ten thirty. I'll be there at ten thirty. I thought they were one of these stations it's like we needed a log on twenty minutes before to check the zoom to make sure everything. And I'm like, no, I'll be there at ten thirty. So I responded kind of like, yeah, it's at ten thirty, I'll be there, and they're like, it's at ten and I was like, oh no. And the first instinct is to be like, well, I think it was pretty my calendar wrong or but I looked at the calendar it clearly says ten. So I just wrote I'm so so sorry. I just totally forgot and looked at the and had it in my brain is the wrong time. It was an excuse. It was just what happened, and you just own it and you just say sorry. You don't have to like make up a reason there's power happened, and you're still a good person, because the truth of the matter is, I am still a good person even if I did. The truth of the matter was, I wasn't like it's gonna be on my timetable. Not there. I just forgot You're not a bad person for like reading a time wrong.

Yeah, just like, don't make excuses for why you fucked up or didn't or were thoughtless, you know. Like today, for example, I was at Starbucks and getting some writing done before I had a ten thirty. I had to be on air with a Baltimore station for their like Good Day Baltimore show because I'm gonna be in Baltimore on Saturday. I'm going to be in Boston on Tomorrow or tonight, Thursday in Boston and on Friday in Boston. But that's one sold out. But I was promoting it and I for some reason, when I looked at my calendar, I just saw ten thirty, you know, like that's what it was in my head at ten thirty. I didn't recheck it. I'm at Starbucks. It's ten oh seven, and they're like, are you here, and I'm like, yeah, I'll be there. I heard it's at ten thirty. I'll be there at ten thirty. I thought they were one of these stations it's like we needed a log on twenty minutes before to check the zoom to make sure everything. And I'm like, no, I'll be there at ten thirty. So I responded kind of like, yeah, it's at ten thirty, I'll be there, and they're like, it's at ten and I was like, oh no. And the first instinct is to be like, well, I think it was pretty my calendar wrong or but I looked at the calendar it clearly says ten. So I just wrote I'm so so sorry. I just totally forgot and looked at the and had it in my brain is the wrong time. It was an excuse. It was just what happened, and you just own it and you just say sorry. You don't have to like make up a reason there's power happened, and you're still a good person, because the truth of the matter is, I am still a good person even if I did. The truth of the matter was, I wasn't like it's gonna be on my timetable. Not there. I just forgot You're not a bad person for like reading a time wrong.

It's sort of make all these excuses it feels good to say.

It's sort of make all these excuses it feels good to say.

It does.

It does.

Once you get past that hump of letting go of your ego and then saying, oh, I was wrong.

Once you get past that hump of letting go of your ego and then saying, oh, I was wrong.

I really messed that one up.

I really messed that one up.

It starts to feel good because you're just free of any sort of like, yeah, I fucked up.

It starts to feel good because you're just free of any sort of like, yeah, I fucked up.

What do you like? I like?

What do you like? I like?

It makes people.

It makes people.

It makes it easier for them to let you off the hook, because if you're just constantly making excuses, have nothing to get combat at them.

It makes it easier for them to let you off the hook, because if you're just constantly making excuses, have nothing to get combat at them.

They're like, no, we The greatest.

They're like, no, we The greatest.

Head peeve is when they don't let you off the hook and they just want you to They want to twist the knife.

Head peeve is when they don't let you off the hook and they just want you to They want to twist the knife.

Oh when they keep yeah, they keep reminding you, well, it really did hurt when you did this, And I go, I know, And you're allowed to say that two more times after I've apologized based two times as if I like, ran over your dog purposefully, that's two more times. But like if I'm just late to something, I don't need to hear how sad you are about it. Two more times after I've already atoned for it and said, I know how it made you feel. This is how I plan to not do it in the future. I will say. Yesterday, Chris and I went to our couples therapy, which is so fucking good. If I can just heelp couples out there, if you're struggling at all, or like having a bad day, or like just starting to like you're just in a rut, couple's therapy fucking rules.

Oh when they keep yeah, they keep reminding you, well, it really did hurt when you did this, And I go, I know, And you're allowed to say that two more times after I've apologized based two times as if I like, ran over your dog purposefully, that's two more times. But like if I'm just late to something, I don't need to hear how sad you are about it. Two more times after I've already atoned for it and said, I know how it made you feel. This is how I plan to not do it in the future. I will say. Yesterday, Chris and I went to our couples therapy, which is so fucking good. If I can just heelp couples out there, if you're struggling at all, or like having a bad day, or like just starting to like you're just in a rut, couple's therapy fucking rules.

Dude.

Dude.

I feel so close to him afterwards, I feel so like, you know, hopeful about everything. And I go in there and I just get to admit to all the bad shit I've been doing, and I have to. And I have this woman who also hears me and is like, you know, it's one thing to apologize to your partner, but it's nice for them to see you like eat crow in front of someone else too, and admit, like, I was a little baby bitch the other night when I suggested, why aren't you He was trying to do something nice for his family the other night, and I was the biggest count I've ever been in my life. I think I was just in a bad mood about so many different other things. It was not even about this, but I think I told the girls chat. But there was like a slight emergency in his family and he offered to go bring someone food that like maybe didn't have time to get dinner that night, and it was like all of a sudden, this like thing popped up on his phone. He was kind of freaking out about it. He might have been like even welling up with tears. And I was just like, my boyfriend's leaving. I just got home. We were about to just start watching the rest of Beckham, like we just had our tie food that just arrived, Like everything was so cozy, and now he has to go like get food and deliver it. And I said, can't she just uber eats?

I feel so close to him afterwards, I feel so like, you know, hopeful about everything. And I go in there and I just get to admit to all the bad shit I've been doing, and I have to. And I have this woman who also hears me and is like, you know, it's one thing to apologize to your partner, but it's nice for them to see you like eat crow in front of someone else too, and admit, like, I was a little baby bitch the other night when I suggested, why aren't you He was trying to do something nice for his family the other night, and I was the biggest count I've ever been in my life. I think I was just in a bad mood about so many different other things. It was not even about this, but I think I told the girls chat. But there was like a slight emergency in his family and he offered to go bring someone food that like maybe didn't have time to get dinner that night, and it was like all of a sudden, this like thing popped up on his phone. He was kind of freaking out about it. He might have been like even welling up with tears. And I was just like, my boyfriend's leaving. I just got home. We were about to just start watching the rest of Beckham, like we just had our tie food that just arrived, Like everything was so cozy, and now he has to go like get food and deliver it. And I said, can't she just uber eats?

That's what I was thinking, so steady, because because he needs to support and the family needed him, And it was just me being it had nothing to do with me being like because my therapist was like, oh, we're I think she was like, are you jealous of the tension he gives his family?

That's what I was thinking, so steady, because because he needs to support and the family needed him, And it was just me being it had nothing to do with me being like because my therapist was like, oh, we're I think she was like, are you jealous of the tension he gives his family?

And it's it wasn't that. It was just like I just wanted you're lying, And I was like annoyed about something else that had happened, and so I was just not in the mood to be graceful or let anything slide at all. And I was I mean, I do it all the time where I just catch myself being a bitch and I can't stop the wave. Tsunami's coming, the sure has come out, it hasn't hit yet, and I could stop the wave, but I can't and it's coming and I everyone run and I just like am locked into it. But I was able to apologize for that and admit to it, and then I admitted to some other stuff that was really embarrassing to admit to, but it felt really good because I was like, I think this is the mark of to me, the mark of a strong person is being able to see when they have failed in their life, even when it's embarrassing, and watch back at it and like be like, oh, I did this really dumb, ugly thing because I was being a widow baby. That makes me feel strong to be able to admit that.

And it's it wasn't that. It was just like I just wanted you're lying, And I was like annoyed about something else that had happened, and so I was just not in the mood to be graceful or let anything slide at all. And I was I mean, I do it all the time where I just catch myself being a bitch and I can't stop the wave. Tsunami's coming, the sure has come out, it hasn't hit yet, and I could stop the wave, but I can't and it's coming and I everyone run and I just like am locked into it. But I was able to apologize for that and admit to it, and then I admitted to some other stuff that was really embarrassing to admit to, but it felt really good because I was like, I think this is the mark of to me, the mark of a strong person is being able to see when they have failed in their life, even when it's embarrassing, and watch back at it and like be like, oh, I did this really dumb, ugly thing because I was being a widow baby. That makes me feel strong to be able to admit that.

Mmmmm h yeah, I mean it's great to do that.

Mmmmm h yeah, I mean it's great to do that.

I think the sign of strength for me is like being able to lift a lot of weights.

I think the sign of strength for me is like being able to lift a lot of weights.

That's a good point.

That's a good point.

Something.

Something.

Yeah a TV, Wait they're fairly anymore?

Yeah a TV, Wait they're fairly anymore?

Yeah, were you going to get one with the tube if I could left a small TV and eighties TV a CRT.

Yeah, were you going to get one with the tube if I could left a small TV and eighties TV a CRT.

It's amazing. I've never done the whole therapy.

It's amazing. I've never done the whole therapy.

But yeah, Alie, I don't think it's ever been to therapy at all, not even like.

But yeah, Alie, I don't think it's ever been to therapy at all, not even like.

One Taylor Swift. She looks like Taylor Swift and Taylor Sift also hasn't been to therapy, and it really annoys me.

One Taylor Swift. She looks like Taylor Swift and Taylor Sift also hasn't been to therapy, and it really annoys me.

Wow, that's crazy.

Wow, that's crazy.

I think at this point she probably has probably she has to talk to someone.

I think at this point she probably has probably she has to talk to someone.

She has all the money in the world.

She has all the money in the world.

Why wouldn't be hard to find you're too busy. I think she's like mentally very sound. It looks like she has feeling song and be honest, I know it does look like she has great parents, to be honest, damn it. It does unlike Brittany. Oh Jesus Christ got the worst hand out. She got a pair of twos. Isn't that a bad.

Why wouldn't be hard to find you're too busy. I think she's like mentally very sound. It looks like she has feeling song and be honest, I know it does look like she has great parents, to be honest, damn it. It does unlike Brittany. Oh Jesus Christ got the worst hand out. She got a pair of twos. Isn't that a bad.

Hand Actually it's not that bad. I mean and a seven.

Hand Actually it's not that bad. I mean and a seven.

Okay, well, her dad's a seven and she's a two. Oh yeah, acted by any four car three cars.

Okay, well, her dad's a seven and she's a two. Oh yeah, acted by any four car three cars.

And if you have two twos, you already have a pair, which is not nothing.

And if you have two twos, you already have a pair, which is not nothing.

Okay, Okay, Well, I think she wasn't nothing, because they definitely got her into dance glasses and like nurtured her career twos. But she didn't get anything.

Okay, Okay, Well, I think she wasn't nothing, because they definitely got her into dance glasses and like nurtured her career twos. But she didn't get anything.

On the River.

On the River.

She got seven. Yeah, okay, all right, we'll be back with more poker Butterforce after this. All right, So last night was Halloween. What did y'all do?

She got seven. Yeah, okay, all right, we'll be back with more poker Butterforce after this. All right, So last night was Halloween. What did y'all do?

Let's go all in on Halloween.

Let's go all in on Halloween.

Let's go I had some spectacular savings. I didn't you.

Let's go I had some spectacular savings. I didn't you.

We're gonna be happening today. Candy. What's your favorite Halloween candy? Because I that was my question for all the kiddoses, Mauthuth.

We're gonna be happening today. Candy. What's your favorite Halloween candy? Because I that was my question for all the kiddoses, Mauthuth.

That's a rare one.

That's a rare one.

You don't want an almond. You don't want milk chocolate at all. I like dark chocolate, creepy secret and you always loved dark chocolate even as a kiddo.

You don't want an almond. You don't want milk chocolate at all. I like dark chocolate, creepy secret and you always loved dark chocolate even as a kiddo.

Yeah, I don't like sugar a lot?

Yeah, I don't like sugar a lot?

What dark chocolate?

What dark chocolate?

What a great life?

What a great life?

People hate? People really will get mad at you. If you say mount.

People hate? People really will get mad at you. If you say mount.

Good, I'll trade.

Good, I'll trade.

Someone does a great joke about mounds being just a horrible name for like they called it almond joy and then they were like, mound is a shang wang.

Someone does a great joke about mounds being just a horrible name for like they called it almond joy and then they were like, mound is a shang wang.

Maybe I remember hearing that at the comedy Attict. So I think it must be a Midwest.

Maybe I remember hearing that at the comedy Attict. So I think it must be a Midwest.

It's really really funny.

It's really really funny.

We got to figure this out. It's only one thing. Why is it mount if it had the almonds is little titties in there. It makes sense, not.

We got to figure this out. It's only one thing. Why is it mount if it had the almonds is little titties in there. It makes sense, not.

Because they come into packs of two.

Because they come into packs of two.

Yeah, when they get a full sized mound. I've never had to.

Yeah, when they get a full sized mound. I've never had to.

Mounds is such a dumb name though. It's like a It sounds like ship. It's like a ship log.

Mounds is such a dumb name though. It's like a It sounds like ship. It's like a ship log.

They really it doesn't taste.

They really it doesn't taste.

Some joys were my favorite.

Some joys were my favorite.

Really, wait, you guys, out of all candies, I love the consistency of coconut.

Really, wait, you guys, out of all candies, I love the consistency of coconut.

I'm a big consistency galon, which is what I learned during COVID when I lost my sense of taste. None of my food choice has changed. Everyone was like, now I can eat salads because it they don't taste like anything. And I'm like, no, taste doesn't matter to me. It really is about consistency. And I love that, like gritty, like yeah, I love it. And and then that crunchy little I don't like when you get an almond joy and it's stale and you have to like the almonds show anything. No peeps, candy hearts, that's about it. Yeah, peeps, are not Halloween, but I'm sure they.

I'm a big consistency galon, which is what I learned during COVID when I lost my sense of taste. None of my food choice has changed. Everyone was like, now I can eat salads because it they don't taste like anything. And I'm like, no, taste doesn't matter to me. It really is about consistency. And I love that, like gritty, like yeah, I love it. And and then that crunchy little I don't like when you get an almond joy and it's stale and you have to like the almonds show anything. No peeps, candy hearts, that's about it. Yeah, peeps, are not Halloween, but I'm sure they.

The worst copy, the worst well candy by far. I think as a twizzler because you can't even eat it.

The worst copy, the worst well candy by far. I think as a twizzler because you can't even eat it.

I kind of like it because you can't eat it. It's like the way I order my extra hot coffee. So it makes me go slower because otherwise I love whizzling Snurds. Ropes the greatest candy ever, ever, ever. It's a crunch and a cheese crunch and talk, Oh my god, my mouth is watering. The came about Nerds ropes.

I kind of like it because you can't eat it. It's like the way I order my extra hot coffee. So it makes me go slower because otherwise I love whizzling Snurds. Ropes the greatest candy ever, ever, ever. It's a crunch and a cheese crunch and talk, Oh my god, my mouth is watering. The came about Nerds ropes.

Oh.

Oh.

I used to want to like tie one off and then with a Nerds rope and the Nerds into my veins.

I used to want to like tie one off and then with a Nerds rope and the Nerds into my veins.

I love Nerds Ropia sent your boner with the Nerds.

I love Nerds Ropia sent your boner with the Nerds.

Last night, Poppy, who's four and a half, I asked her what her favorite candy was, and she was like, I'll go get it, and she ran another room and she came back with a box of Junior Mints and I was like, for a four and a half year old, sure, stinguish.

Last night, Poppy, who's four and a half, I asked her what her favorite candy was, and she was like, I'll go get it, and she ran another room and she came back with a box of Junior Mints and I was like, for a four and a half year old, sure, stinguish.

That's a sixty five year old person had a movie.

That's a sixty five year old person had a movie.

She was like, it's either that or Rollos and I was like, what, No, she didn't say that.

She was like, it's either that or Rollos and I was like, what, No, she didn't say that.

But Charleston so very old tims.

But Charleston so very old tims.

Are so good if you're if we're talking about like putting it into a blizzard is going to be real good.

Are so good if you're if we're talking about like putting it into a blizzard is going to be real good.

I want to give crack your a quick shout out to my cartoon. I did a t Rex show exactly talking about favorite candies, and a lot of your candies were mentioned in the other side of the of a coin as like.

I want to give crack your a quick shout out to my cartoon. I did a t Rex show exactly talking about favorite candies, and a lot of your candies were mentioned in the other side of the of a coin as like.

The not good kind. Well, the way Snickers Overrated discussed.

The not good kind. Well, the way Snickers Overrated discussed.

This is crazy.

This is crazy.

The way I posed it was that there's two types of people. There's two types of people. There are people who love chocolate candies and there are people who say, I just don't really like the chocolate ones, and like there's just no, I can't.

The way I posed it was that there's two types of people. There's two types of people. There are people who love chocolate candies and there are people who say, I just don't really like the chocolate ones, and like there's just no, I can't.

I don't understand people.

I don't understand people.

Werthers, but Snickers always was not. I would eat them, I'm not gonna lie I would, but they were never ideal. I don't like the little strata that's on the bottom that looks like a seismograph. I don't like those like it goes like it looks like.

Werthers, but Snickers always was not. I would eat them, I'm not gonna lie I would, but they were never ideal. I don't like the little strata that's on the bottom that looks like a seismograph. I don't like those like it goes like it looks like.

It was and nuts. Right, that's what you're talking about.

It was and nuts. Right, that's what you're talking about.

No, like the bottom, you know, the bottom.

No, like the bottom, you know, the bottom.

There's like, yes, what's those bottoms are?

There's like, yes, what's those bottoms are?

Yeah, it's I don't know. I just got in there. I don't like it. It definitely looks like an earthquake went off in the factory. I don't like that. But I don't like it's too many peanuts, and peanuts are like an adult food and it made me always and it's it's almost too satisfying. It fills you up. Candy is supposed to be like an empty thing I feel. I don't feel. Yeah, the commercial campaign, Yeah, I like being angry before when I'm eating candy. I like it to never satisfy. Oh oh, I just thought of one that's making my mouth do a weird thing. Okay, one that's so bad when it's stale, but so good when they're not. And they're rarely not stale, like I think they are just made stale. Lemonheads, Oh gods, but they have to be on the outside. No, they just get They have like a chewy outside and then inside and kind of get to the center.

Yeah, it's I don't know. I just got in there. I don't like it. It definitely looks like an earthquake went off in the factory. I don't like that. But I don't like it's too many peanuts, and peanuts are like an adult food and it made me always and it's it's almost too satisfying. It fills you up. Candy is supposed to be like an empty thing I feel. I don't feel. Yeah, the commercial campaign, Yeah, I like being angry before when I'm eating candy. I like it to never satisfy. Oh oh, I just thought of one that's making my mouth do a weird thing. Okay, one that's so bad when it's stale, but so good when they're not. And they're rarely not stale, like I think they are just made stale. Lemonheads, Oh gods, but they have to be on the outside. No, they just get They have like a chewy outside and then inside and kind of get to the center.

It's not a good a bowl of candy.

It's not a good a bowl of candy.

Lemonheads would be one of those things that just is there for until December.

Lemonheads would be one of those things that just is there for until December.

I'm obsessed with them. I think they're so good. I think hot baked beans are disgusting. I never understood the feel of those of those. Yeah, those Boston big Beans are okay, They're not better than Mike and Ikes. And then let's talk about Oh I love Jawbreaker Minise.

I'm obsessed with them. I think they're so good. I think hot baked beans are disgusting. I never understood the feel of those of those. Yeah, those Boston big Beans are okay, They're not better than Mike and Ikes. And then let's talk about Oh I love Jawbreaker Minise.

This is crazy Box, the crazy candy.

This is crazy Box, the crazy candy.

I just crunched those right away. I don't let them dissolve it all. You can just crunch.

I just crunched those right away. I don't let them dissolve it all. You can just crunch.

It feels like what an orphan would say if they's cups.

It feels like what an orphan would say if they's cups.

So they're like like a lemon.

So they're like like a lemon.

Drop stuff you're biting into a sock.

Drop stuff you're biting into a sock.

I disagree.

I disagree.

It's so like, okay, this is the second past. It's like when you bite into a texture and.

It's so like, okay, this is the second past. It's like when you bite into a texture and.

Texture taste something you must have some like you would you eat ship if it was if it was textured like a lemon drop.

Texture taste something you must have some like you would you eat ship if it was if it was textured like a lemon drop.

Some of it is good, No, no, I definitely have taste, but I think most of it for me is texture. And I just don't want too many peanuts in there because I'm not a snickerscal you know, so don't peanuts.

Some of it is good, No, no, I definitely have taste, but I think most of it for me is texture. And I just don't want too many peanuts in there because I'm not a snickerscal you know, so don't peanuts.

What about butter Finger, Oh disgusting.

What about butter Finger, Oh disgusting.

I think I'm favorite candy I know yet.

I think I'm favorite candy I know yet.

Eating the chocolate off the outside, it was fun.

Eating the chocolate off the outside, it was fun.

Kit Cat though, I like that consistency. But her Finger though it's too crumbly. Kit Cats like, I also love smarties, which are chok. So I don't really know. I'm all over the kit cats.

Kit Cat though, I like that consistency. But her Finger though it's too crumbly. Kit Cats like, I also love smarties, which are chok. So I don't really know. I'm all over the kit cats.

They're impossible to eat. They're too small, they melt too quickly. You gotta have a big cat. You can't eat a kid cat. Those are stupid, four of them. They should just take the four kit cats that are break off and they should just melt them together.

They're impossible to eat. They're too small, they melt too quickly. You gotta have a big cat. You can't eat a kid cat. Those are stupid, four of them. They should just take the four kit cats that are break off and they should just melt them together.

It's too hard to eat.

It's too hard to eat.

Yeah, you're always doing the big cat. And when I made fun of you for licking your kit cat bar and you were like, it's not a kit cat, it's a big cat. Like, okay, thank you.

Yeah, you're always doing the big cat. And when I made fun of you for licking your kit cat bar and you were like, it's not a kit cat, it's a big cat. Like, okay, thank you.

It's like the dad of the kit cat.

It's like the dad of the kit cat.

It's like a one big dog of a kit cat.

It's like a one big dog of a kit cat.

Chocolate and we crunch bars. When Taylor and I were little kids, there was a snack bar at our pool.

Chocolate and we crunch bars. When Taylor and I were little kids, there was a snack bar at our pool.

Woman was stupid.

Woman was stupid.

Yeah, she was a stupid because she was not educated and possibly being molested at the time by someone that worked at the place. And we later found out that no one really stopped it. We worked children at the time, and we saw this child dating a very old man, but everyone seemed.

Yeah, she was a stupid because she was not educated and possibly being molested at the time by someone that worked at the place. And we later found out that no one really stopped it. We worked children at the time, and we saw this child dating a very old man, but everyone seemed.

To he was like he was discussed to correct it at all.

To he was like he was discussed to correct it at all.

Well, he was too old for her. She was like fourteen or something. But anyway, this is that's beside the point. So that poor girl, she was yeah, sorry, April. We there was nothing we could do. But she worked at this concession stand and one day they did like an overhaul and they're like, we're doing a new menu and they made they like wrote down all the candies that you could get, and she and they put her in charge of writing the menu. And man, this.

Well, he was too old for her. She was like fourteen or something. But anyway, this is that's beside the point. So that poor girl, she was yeah, sorry, April. We there was nothing we could do. But she worked at this concession stand and one day they did like an overhaul and they're like, we're doing a new menu and they made they like wrote down all the candies that you could get, and she and they put her in charge of writing the menu. And man, this.

Girl handwriting exactly, I like replicated and she spelled crunch bar.

Girl handwriting exactly, I like replicated and she spelled crunch bar.

I mean, what was it? It was like he was like a.

I mean, what was it? It was like he was like a.

You n c h s s.

You n c h s s.

It was like so we would.

It was like so we would.

Be just like little assholes and be like, can I have a screw? Screw? Mean, was there any other things she must smelled that we laughed.

Be just like little assholes and be like, can I have a screw? Screw? Mean, was there any other things she must smelled that we laughed.

At were but I can't? Screws was so good. We would like go and just run up and look at it and then run away because so much.

At were but I can't? Screws was so good. We would like go and just run up and look at it and then run away because so much.

Speaking of handwriting, I was with Curson this weekend and she was writing something. She was like, you know, filling out a writing in the tip and she just has the cute ast handwriting.

Speaking of handwriting, I was with Curson this weekend and she was writing something. She was like, you know, filling out a writing in the tip and she just has the cute ast handwriting.

What's ever back upside down?

What's ever back upside down?

Oh? Oh, it's like a little horseshoe. It's so cute. And her art just goes like but she said that you were over at her house and you saw like a little label sticking out of the Gwyneth Paltrow code book that said chicken soup that person had written, and you said, you said, I could see this piece of paper in like an Aztec ruin, and I'd be like, Kirsten was here, like you wouldn't know it anywhere, and yours and mine, Really, my handwriting has changed so much through the years of yours. I was trying to be you and Kurston with your hand writing because your handwriting was just the coolest number all the time, and then Kirsten's was just cute as fuck, and I wanted to be both of you, so I did copy both of you. And I feel like that is like kind of my personality is just like always trying to be other people. And then they kind of combined together, and then I get a mission of Tailor and Kirsten and then it's like that's then that is me, because when people are like you're so unique, and I'm like, oh, that's just something I stole from this person because I wanted to be cool and then someone and then together they made Red and blue made purple. You know, so I'm purple, but I'm really just this person's red in this person's books. The Gemini way is it aneagram?

Oh? Oh, it's like a little horseshoe. It's so cute. And her art just goes like but she said that you were over at her house and you saw like a little label sticking out of the Gwyneth Paltrow code book that said chicken soup that person had written, and you said, you said, I could see this piece of paper in like an Aztec ruin, and I'd be like, Kirsten was here, like you wouldn't know it anywhere, and yours and mine, Really, my handwriting has changed so much through the years of yours. I was trying to be you and Kurston with your hand writing because your handwriting was just the coolest number all the time, and then Kirsten's was just cute as fuck, and I wanted to be both of you, so I did copy both of you. And I feel like that is like kind of my personality is just like always trying to be other people. And then they kind of combined together, and then I get a mission of Tailor and Kirsten and then it's like that's then that is me, because when people are like you're so unique, and I'm like, oh, that's just something I stole from this person because I wanted to be cool and then someone and then together they made Red and blue made purple. You know, so I'm purple, but I'm really just this person's red in this person's books. The Gemini way is it aneagram?

Three? Yeah?

Three? Yeah?

Kind of yeah.

Kind of yeah.

Did you work on your signature, Nikki, Like, because you have to sign on autographs, what did you do? What was your thought process behind that?

Did you work on your signature, Nikki, Like, because you have to sign on autographs, what did you do? What was your thought process behind that?

Sixth grade just writing it over and over and over.

Sixth grade just writing it over and over and over.

You haven't changed it, signature? It's good.

You haven't changed it, signature? It's good.

No, I actually I just remember sixth grade doing it a lot and someone being like, why are you doing that? And I didn't want to say because I'm gonna be famous, but I secretly thought it because that's when I started wanting to be famous. But no, I I worked on it for a while. For a while, I did the My E was really cool on Glazer because I would go out of the S and then I would just do a straight line out of the S like its it circles around comes out, and then I would do at a slash over it and a slash under it, so the E would just be like three lines and there would be no connective thing. And then I would do an R. So that looked cool for a while, and then I also.

No, I actually I just remember sixth grade doing it a lot and someone being like, why are you doing that? And I didn't want to say because I'm gonna be famous, but I secretly thought it because that's when I started wanting to be famous. But no, I I worked on it for a while. For a while, I did the My E was really cool on Glazer because I would go out of the S and then I would just do a straight line out of the S like its it circles around comes out, and then I would do at a slash over it and a slash under it, so the E would just be like three lines and there would be no connective thing. And then I would do an R. So that looked cool for a while, and then I also.

That was nineties or two thousand and like three, my sister also did the E.

That was nineties or two thousand and like three, my sister also did the E.

Yeah, it was pretty cool looking for a minute and then it just got old. But then I deliberately my parents had a poster from like the Monterey Music Festival or something, and George Harrison was there and they had it was in his real autograph, but it was like a you know, a print of it, and he signed his G like a lowercase G. His is for George, and I thought that was way cooler looking than a cursive G cursal.

Yeah, it was pretty cool looking for a minute and then it just got old. But then I deliberately my parents had a poster from like the Monterey Music Festival or something, and George Harrison was there and they had it was in his real autograph, but it was like a you know, a print of it, and he signed his G like a lowercase G. His is for George, and I thought that was way cooler looking than a cursive G cursal.

So it's like, I don't like it.

So it's like, I don't like it.

I know it's a giant.

I know it's a giant.

We are a liar, familiar that's a liar.

We are a liar, familiar that's a liar.

I do crosswords, so I did a big G, a big lowercase G for and I continue to do that to this day. And then my n I do a big loop and everyone always says it looks like a J. So really, famous people's autographs never look like anything. And Taylor Swift is my favorite because she just writes like tailor and it just looks like a you could fit it in a circle her entire autograph, and I think that's very cool. So I'm trying to get more minimalistic with it.

I do crosswords, so I did a big G, a big lowercase G for and I continue to do that to this day. And then my n I do a big loop and everyone always says it looks like a J. So really, famous people's autographs never look like anything. And Taylor Swift is my favorite because she just writes like tailor and it just looks like a you could fit it in a circle her entire autograph, and I think that's very cool. So I'm trying to get more minimalistic with it.

NRG was a cool one they used to do.

NRG was a cool one they used to do.

Oh yeah, I would do an N and then the R. I would do like a like a triangle, Like the top part of the R was a triangle, and then the bottom part would go down right, and then that triangle that the R made would be like the shape of a G, you know, like it's almost like a C shape. And then I would connect to that and I would do energy.

Oh yeah, I would do an N and then the R. I would do like a like a triangle, Like the top part of the R was a triangle, and then the bottom part would go down right, and then that triangle that the R made would be like the shape of a G, you know, like it's almost like a C shape. And then I would connect to that and I would do energy.

Your middle names are.

Your middle names are.

Yeah, Renee, and my initials are Energy.

Yeah, Renee, and my initials are Energy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

My parents didn't know it either.

My parents didn't know it either.

There's a football stadium named after Energy.

There's a football stadium named after Energy.

I know.

I know.

I went there for Taylor Swift. I was like, it's mine.

I went there for Taylor Swift. I was like, it's mine.

Dallas, Yeah, Houston, Texans.

Dallas, Yeah, Houston, Texans.

That's right, that's right, Arlington.

That's right, that's right, Arlington.

My signature I worked.

My signature I worked.

I changed like an adulthood because my old tegnature I felt it was taking too long to do because I would do like the whole name.

I changed like an adulthood because my old tegnature I felt it was taking too long to do because I would do like the whole name.

So, oh my god, when people right there, when they sign checks or something, I'm just like just scribble something.

So, oh my god, when people right there, when they sign checks or something, I'm just like just scribble something.

Like, oh my god, do you ever actually sign sign?

Like, oh my god, do you ever actually sign sign?

When I pad comes around and you have to sign, do you ever do anything other than a line?

When I pad comes around and you have to sign, do you ever do anything other than a line?

No?

No?

I just do a scribble like I do something. I don't do a whole line, but I do a scribble when people are writing their whole name. John Hancock, The Decoration of Dependence. You are so slow, your check book embarrassing.

I just do a scribble like I do something. I don't do a whole line, but I do a scribble when people are writing their whole name. John Hancock, The Decoration of Dependence. You are so slow, your check book embarrassing.

Can they just stop asking us for a signature, Like there's anyone actually like cross checking this, because no.

Can they just stop asking us for a signature, Like there's anyone actually like cross checking this, because no.

One is actually signing anything anymore.

One is actually signing anything anymore.

It's so pointless. Yeah, a contract.

It's so pointless. Yeah, a contract.

I used to be Brian Frangie and I would and then and then God, when I was like starting comedy, I had the M in there because my name was Brian M Frangie. Because I thought that because I was Brian M Frangie, I wore a blazer on stage and yes, and I thought that no one's gonna remember my name, but they'll remember that I had a middle initial, like oh yeah, middle initial.

I used to be Brian Frangie and I would and then and then God, when I was like starting comedy, I had the M in there because my name was Brian M Frangie. Because I thought that because I was Brian M Frangie, I wore a blazer on stage and yes, and I thought that no one's gonna remember my name, but they'll remember that I had a middle initial, like oh yeah, middle initial.

But I changed.

But I changed.

I changed my signature to, uh, my first name is Brian, so it's b R, and my last name is Frangie, so it's f R.

I changed my signature to, uh, my first name is Brian, so it's b R, and my last name is Frangie, so it's f R.

So it's kind of like br f R. So I do b R and then a line.

So it's kind of like br f R. So I do b R and then a line.

No, I mean it's kind of BRR.

No, I mean it's kind of BRR.

I don't know what I mean by that.

I don't know what I mean by that.

They're like similar, Okay, they both have rs, so like it's like A a capital letter and then an R a capital letter and then an R, so there's like some symmetry there.

They're like similar, Okay, they both have rs, so like it's like A a capital letter and then an R a capital letter and then an R, so there's like some symmetry there.