The Nicky Gleiser podcastnik Gleaser, here's Nikky.

The Nicky Gleiser podcastnik Gleaser, here's Nikky.

Hello, it's me. It's Nicky Glaizer. Welcome to the Welcome to the podcast. I just said Billy as a sex slave for the second part of the song because it's an old joke with all my girlfriends that who's my Billy is Sarah Lena's dog. And one time it was just wearing a leather collar, and all the girls were doing the podcast together and we were starting the podcast and we were kind of just singing it like as Noah was setting up. Ever, all the girls were kind of just like singing the theme song over and over, and then at one point Taylor McGraw saw Billy with like she was just like, you know, like you know, scratching Billy's head and saw the leather collar and said, Billy is a sex slave.

Hello, it's me. It's Nicky Glaizer. Welcome to the Welcome to the podcast. I just said Billy as a sex slave for the second part of the song because it's an old joke with all my girlfriends that who's my Billy is Sarah Lena's dog. And one time it was just wearing a leather collar, and all the girls were doing the podcast together and we were starting the podcast and we were kind of just singing it like as Noah was setting up. Ever, all the girls were kind of just like singing the theme song over and over, and then at one point Taylor McGraw saw Billy with like she was just like, you know, like you know, scratching Billy's head and saw the leather collar and said, Billy is a sex slave.

Collar.

Collar.

And then it stuck.

And then it stuck.

And so whenever we're on the girl's chat and Sarah Lena's talking about Billy, she's like, so sex slave is just throwing she just calls her sex slave now name no, like there's no humor behind like one would get about you guys.

And so whenever we're on the girl's chat and Sarah Lena's talking about Billy, she's like, so sex slave is just throwing she just calls her sex slave now name no, like there's no humor behind like one would get about you guys.

Yeah, but she's just like, I'm so sad scared. Sex slave is gonna die? Like we just call it sex slave. Now she's a senior dog is he? Is he old? Yeah? She Billy like Billy Holliday, you would Billy's a boy's name generally, Yeah, Billy, Iirish Billy. Yeah. I always remember the Clueless joke that I never understood until later, where share you know, the girl and Clueless gets picked up by, you know, the gay guy that she has a crush on, but she doesn't know he's gay, but everyone else does. And in the nineties when I saw that, I did not know he was gay either. But she has this crush on this guy who's clearly gay, and he picks her up and he's playing and she goes, who is it? And he's playing Billy Holliday. She's like, who is this? And he goes Billy Holliday and she goes, oh, I love him. And then I didn't even understand that joke until later. She also said she's giving a speech in her class and she was like, I believe we should let the Hadians come here instead of Haitians. And apparently I watched like a behind the Music about it that movie and she she did not they didn't plan for her to say haydians, but the actress at least Silver Show didn't know how to pronounce it, and they were like, that's perfect, keep it in. No one tell her. So I always remember those two things anyway. Yeah, so Billy is a sex slave. My mom is here everyone, she's in studio. Julie Glazer, welcome to the show. Thank you, Nick. Brian Frangie is here in Los Angeles via satellite. What's up, Brian? Brian just got off the phoney had a very important call, and we all kind of like listen to his sart of it and then all and then he said, oh, that was great news, and I go, what happened?

Yeah, but she's just like, I'm so sad scared. Sex slave is gonna die? Like we just call it sex slave. Now she's a senior dog is he? Is he old? Yeah? She Billy like Billy Holliday, you would Billy's a boy's name generally, Yeah, Billy, Iirish Billy. Yeah. I always remember the Clueless joke that I never understood until later, where share you know, the girl and Clueless gets picked up by, you know, the gay guy that she has a crush on, but she doesn't know he's gay, but everyone else does. And in the nineties when I saw that, I did not know he was gay either. But she has this crush on this guy who's clearly gay, and he picks her up and he's playing and she goes, who is it? And he's playing Billy Holliday. She's like, who is this? And he goes Billy Holliday and she goes, oh, I love him. And then I didn't even understand that joke until later. She also said she's giving a speech in her class and she was like, I believe we should let the Hadians come here instead of Haitians. And apparently I watched like a behind the Music about it that movie and she she did not they didn't plan for her to say haydians, but the actress at least Silver Show didn't know how to pronounce it, and they were like, that's perfect, keep it in. No one tell her. So I always remember those two things anyway. Yeah, so Billy is a sex slave. My mom is here everyone, she's in studio. Julie Glazer, welcome to the show. Thank you, Nick. Brian Frangie is here in Los Angeles via satellite. What's up, Brian? Brian just got off the phoney had a very important call, and we all kind of like listen to his sart of it and then all and then he said, oh, that was great news, and I go, what happened?

Wait?

Wait?

Save it for the podcast. So what was that call about? I think it's about your car, okay, but also I heard a woman's voice on the line, and usually women aren't telling you about your car. That's to women.

Save it for the podcast. So what was that call about? I think it's about your car, okay, but also I heard a woman's voice on the line, and usually women aren't telling you about your car. That's to women.

To women. We don't want to throw shad to women. They could be mechanics.

To women. We don't want to throw shad to women. They could be mechanics.

I want to throw shade at them because SPF protection is important too for anti aging, So so much shade on all women because youth is key. Okay, what what happened?

I want to throw shade at them because SPF protection is important too for anti aging, So so much shade on all women because youth is key. Okay, what what happened?

Well?

Well?

I had a malfunction in my car, uh air bag, which is like a safety issue, and I haven't able to get to fix get it fixed.

I had a malfunction in my car, uh air bag, which is like a safety issue, and I haven't able to get to fix get it fixed.

You look like you had hit by an air bag today.

You look like you had hit by an air bag today.

Yeah, you do anything, please, I just want to draw people to the YouTube channel.

Yeah, you do anything, please, I just want to draw people to the YouTube channel.

This is how we get people to look at the YouTube channel. What does Brian's hair look like today?

This is how we get people to look at the YouTube channel. What does Brian's hair look like today?

Hair?

Hair?

We'll do something with You've great, ky, I.

We'll do something with You've great, ky, I.

Gotta get an I don't come, I do wake up, and I just I don't.

Gotta get an I don't come, I do wake up, and I just I don't.

I don't either, But okay, so anyway, it really I don't know what I would be able to do with it. It's well, you just like run it, come through it, and you kind of like make it just looks a little like you sleipt on it. I think he should gell it back.

I don't either, But okay, so anyway, it really I don't know what I would be able to do with it. It's well, you just like run it, come through it, and you kind of like make it just looks a little like you sleipt on it. I think he should gell it back.

No, I'm not. I just I'm not gonna slick it back. I'll never slick I'm not a tower. Subaru is my car company, and I'm usually a big fan of Subaru. And this air bag broke and I'm driving my future wife to Colorado for our wedding next month, and the air bag needs to work. She's gonna be sitting in the passenger seat and the air bag. If you know this is like, this could be a disaster.

No, I'm not. I just I'm not gonna slick it back. I'll never slick I'm not a tower. Subaru is my car company, and I'm usually a big fan of Subaru. And this air bag broke and I'm driving my future wife to Colorado for our wedding next month, and the air bag needs to work. She's gonna be sitting in the passenger seat and the air bag. If you know this is like, this could be a disaster.

So I brought so did you know it doesn't work because it gave a little light or something when someone's sitting in the passenger seat. It says a passenger air bag off and then the air bag warning lights on. So it's like my air bag will work, but hers won't. Yeah, you can just quickly bring her to your side if you see a crash.

So I brought so did you know it doesn't work because it gave a little light or something when someone's sitting in the passenger seat. It says a passenger air bag off and then the air bag warning lights on. So it's like my air bag will work, but hers won't. Yeah, you can just quickly bring her to your side if you see a crash.

If I if I see a crash, I pull her over. Yeah. And so I brought it to the super rue dealership. And everybody knows that dealerships are not very helpful and they're super expensive and they make you wait a long time and overall shitty experience. This one in particular is complaining of staff shortages and all this stuff. And they told me, they told me that there was no problem that they couldn't find a problem with the car. They can't run a diagnosed.

If I if I see a crash, I pull her over. Yeah. And so I brought it to the super rue dealership. And everybody knows that dealerships are not very helpful and they're super expensive and they make you wait a long time and overall shitty experience. This one in particular is complaining of staff shortages and all this stuff. And they told me, they told me that there was no problem that they couldn't find a problem with the car. They can't run a diagnosed.

They told me all thish, get in the passenger seat and start the car and you'll hear the alert.

They told me all thish, get in the passenger seat and start the car and you'll hear the alert.

They refused. They said, we're not sitting in your passenger seat. And I was like, that's the only way to get the alert. They refused, Okay, and so then what I took it to an independent mechanic, an incredible mechanic, complete automotive systems in Palms if you ever are living in that area. And they sat in the passenger seat with me. They talked me through it, They got the diagnostic and they and they found out that's a romantic I mean, I feel like I feel like I have like a little romantic relationship with this guy. He's such a good mechanic.

They refused. They said, we're not sitting in your passenger seat. And I was like, that's the only way to get the alert. They refused, Okay, and so then what I took it to an independent mechanic, an incredible mechanic, complete automotive systems in Palms if you ever are living in that area. And they sat in the passenger seat with me. They talked me through it, They got the diagnostic and they and they found out that's a romantic I mean, I feel like I feel like I have like a little romantic relationship with this guy. He's such a good mechanic.

You know, when you find someone who finally fixes your problem, you honestly feel romantic feelings for them.

You know, when you find someone who finally fixes your problem, you honestly feel romantic feelings for them.

Yes, And I think it's with mechanics. It's the same thing with like a barber or a stylist. It's like, once you find one, you're committed.

Yes, And I think it's with mechanics. It's the same thing with like a barber or a stylist. It's like, once you find one, you're committed.

Never let him, yeah, because it's so hard to do it and you yeah, and they could be sleazy, like they everything about the industry could be. They don't have to be good, and so it's so nice when you find one. I'm happy that you found a guy that life relationship with. Yes, aren't you worried about him being in that passenger seat?

Never let him, yeah, because it's so hard to do it and you yeah, and they could be sleazy, like they everything about the industry could be. They don't have to be good, and so it's so nice when you find one. I'm happy that you found a guy that life relationship with. Yes, aren't you worried about him being in that passenger seat?

Now?

Now?

Well, we agreed that he's allowed to see other cars, so it's just you guys.

Well, we agreed that he's allowed to see other cars, so it's just you guys.

That's good.

That's good.

So anyway, just called me up because I called up Subaru and they have an advocacy line where they have like some person who like fights for you on your behalf, and I've been I didn't have anything.

So anyway, just called me up because I called up Subaru and they have an advocacy line where they have like some person who like fights for you on your behalf, and I've been I didn't have anything.

Again, Subaru like they'll Subaru hires people that will fight for you for your Yeah, the goal.

Again, Subaru like they'll Subaru hires people that will fight for you for your Yeah, the goal.

Is to like make you Satis so you continue to buy suber Rus throughout your life. So they're like your advocate. And I had no faith in this advocate, not in this particular advocate, but I had no faith in a car company advocating forming in any capacity. And I just figured I'd go pay full price for this part, which wound up being twenty six hundred dollars.

Is to like make you Satis so you continue to buy suber Rus throughout your life. So they're like your advocate. And I had no faith in this advocate, not in this particular advocate, but I had no faith in a car company advocating forming in any capacity. And I just figured I'd go pay full price for this part, which wound up being twenty six hundred dollars.

Jesus.

Jesus.

They have to replace the entire seat because it's the censor in the seat, and I thought that was an outrageous fee to pay, especially.

They have to replace the entire seat because it's the censor in the seat, and I thought that was an outrageous fee to pay, especially.

This is like a good price for a seat. But I think it's more it's a safety issue. So much money.

This is like a good price for a seat. But I think it's more it's a safety issue. So much money.

It's the air bag. It should be free no matter what.

It's the air bag. It should be free no matter what.

Absolutely how old is the car. Yeah, that's a good point.

Absolutely how old is the car. Yeah, that's a good point.

It's a twenty fifteen. Yeah, the warranty expired nine months ago.

It's a twenty fifteen. Yeah, the warranty expired nine months ago.

Oh convenient. Yeah, but I think he got Yeah, you did get Ye advocate called. That was who we heard.

Oh convenient. Yeah, but I think he got Yeah, you did get Ye advocate called. That was who we heard.

So I missed the call from the advocate two times already, so that's why I answered it. And she told me that I don't have to go to the dealer. I can go to my new my new mechanic guy and shall reimburse me for up to one thousand dollars, which I did not expect any of that. Wow, well one thousand dollars that is amazing news. I expected just to pay out of pocket for the entire thing. So thank you, Subaru Advocacy Group. I now like Subaru again. I love Subaru before.

So I missed the call from the advocate two times already, so that's why I answered it. And she told me that I don't have to go to the dealer. I can go to my new my new mechanic guy and shall reimburse me for up to one thousand dollars, which I did not expect any of that. Wow, well one thousand dollars that is amazing news. I expected just to pay out of pocket for the entire thing. So thank you, Subaru Advocacy Group. I now like Subaru again. I love Subaru before.

Okay, well every time I get into a Subaru I do like it.

Okay, well every time I get into a Subaru I do like it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I love Subaru's they ever since Dave Matthews gave away one in nineteen ninety nine online, and I bet here standing next to one. I love suber Us and they just seem to be helping the environment, even though there's no basis to that whatsoever. They just seem to be on the right side of things. The first kind of their.

I love Subaru's they ever since Dave Matthews gave away one in nineteen ninety nine online, and I bet here standing next to one. I love suber Us and they just seem to be helping the environment, even though there's no basis to that whatsoever. They just seem to be on the right side of things. The first kind of their.

They were one of the first car companies to advertise to the LGBT community, and their advertisements they'd have the.

They were one of the first car companies to advertise to the LGBT community, and their advertisements they'd have the.

Same That's why it's kind of associated with lesbians getting super rus, Yes, because that's another thing I know about them. I want a date with a guy who drove a Super U and I thought it was he had kind of the demeanor of one. There was a little bit too much feminine energy radiating from him, which I did not hate, but it was a thing that I noticed that I picked up on. He was very nice and like there was just you know, there's more. There was more feminine energy than masculine for me. But that's no judgment. He was just I kind of I was like, oh, this is something different. But he did drive a super but I liked that Subero. I got in that and I was like, this is thinking about but no, I was like, this guy has good taste. It was a nice car, and it was like a risk to take to get a Super.

Same That's why it's kind of associated with lesbians getting super rus, Yes, because that's another thing I know about them. I want a date with a guy who drove a Super U and I thought it was he had kind of the demeanor of one. There was a little bit too much feminine energy radiating from him, which I did not hate, but it was a thing that I noticed that I picked up on. He was very nice and like there was just you know, there's more. There was more feminine energy than masculine for me. But that's no judgment. He was just I kind of I was like, oh, this is something different. But he did drive a super but I liked that Subero. I got in that and I was like, this is thinking about but no, I was like, this guy has good taste. It was a nice car, and it was like a risk to take to get a Super.

Is there a car that if a guy drove up in it you would be like, this is over?

Is there a car that if a guy drove up in it you would be like, this is over?

Tesla's for me now are kind of keh. I don't hate them, but it kind of tells me if you bought one, it just tells me they were about in status and you kind of think it just reminds me of Elon Musk too much, And do you know that he named each of the models of the cars so that it would eventually spell sexy, like the Model S, the Model three, the Model X, the Model Y. And that he also priced one of the first Teslas at sixty nine four and twenty dollars because he So. I just did this thing for the La Times where they asked me all about Elon Musk's jokes quote unquote to see if he was funny or not. So I guess they're asking a bunch of comedians, like what do you think of this joke? And none of them are jokes. They're all just like him calling a guy a pedo, and it's like, is that a joke? It was just all these things. But I really went pretty hard on him, and I'm honestly scared for my life now. I'm like, wait a ticket. Elon Musk could have me murdered in seconds and have it covered up. He's one of the richest men on the world. I bet he reads the La Times. I bet he reads anything about himself, and he fancies himself a comedian, so he wants desperately. You know, he went on stage with chappelleinal Heo says Sonell. He went on Rogan like he wants to be a comedian, which I then at the end of the things said, I'm very flattered that this person who's so successful in everything they do want still wants to be a comedian. It makes me feel cool because this guy who has everything and can't have everything, can't have this one thing because he'll never be funny. And I said, he'll never be funny because he's surrounded by people who will always laugh at everything he says. And you need to be a comedian. You need to have a sense of humility, you need to bomb, and he can't bomb because he employs everyone he's around. He has no real friends to tell him that's not funny. Like he did this one stunt at Twitter when he first bought it where he he walked in with a sink. Did you know this? He worked with a sink and was the headline was let this sink in And he had a big sink he was carrying in. I said, I felt bad for the guy that had to go to Low's to buy that sink, and to all the people that were in the room with him when he came up with it that had to be like haa yeah, man like this guy never has someone not laughing at his jokes. It's not I said, it's not his fault that he thinks he's funny. It's our fault. Yeah, it's our fault because we're scared of him. We want some of his power and money, so we laugh at everything he says. So it's not his fault he's not funny and that he has the.

Tesla's for me now are kind of keh. I don't hate them, but it kind of tells me if you bought one, it just tells me they were about in status and you kind of think it just reminds me of Elon Musk too much, And do you know that he named each of the models of the cars so that it would eventually spell sexy, like the Model S, the Model three, the Model X, the Model Y. And that he also priced one of the first Teslas at sixty nine four and twenty dollars because he So. I just did this thing for the La Times where they asked me all about Elon Musk's jokes quote unquote to see if he was funny or not. So I guess they're asking a bunch of comedians, like what do you think of this joke? And none of them are jokes. They're all just like him calling a guy a pedo, and it's like, is that a joke? It was just all these things. But I really went pretty hard on him, and I'm honestly scared for my life now. I'm like, wait a ticket. Elon Musk could have me murdered in seconds and have it covered up. He's one of the richest men on the world. I bet he reads the La Times. I bet he reads anything about himself, and he fancies himself a comedian, so he wants desperately. You know, he went on stage with chappelleinal Heo says Sonell. He went on Rogan like he wants to be a comedian, which I then at the end of the things said, I'm very flattered that this person who's so successful in everything they do want still wants to be a comedian. It makes me feel cool because this guy who has everything and can't have everything, can't have this one thing because he'll never be funny. And I said, he'll never be funny because he's surrounded by people who will always laugh at everything he says. And you need to be a comedian. You need to have a sense of humility, you need to bomb, and he can't bomb because he employs everyone he's around. He has no real friends to tell him that's not funny. Like he did this one stunt at Twitter when he first bought it where he he walked in with a sink. Did you know this? He worked with a sink and was the headline was let this sink in And he had a big sink he was carrying in. I said, I felt bad for the guy that had to go to Low's to buy that sink, and to all the people that were in the room with him when he came up with it that had to be like haa yeah, man like this guy never has someone not laughing at his jokes. It's not I said, it's not his fault that he thinks he's funny. It's our fault. Yeah, it's our fault because we're scared of him. We want some of his power and money, so we laugh at everything he says. So it's not his fault he's not funny and that he has the.

That's why it's always impressive when someone incredibly powerful is actually funny. Like I think Barack Obama. Oh, at the same time, I think, I don't know he's funny. He really is actually funny.

That's why it's always impressive when someone incredibly powerful is actually funny. Like I think Barack Obama. Oh, at the same time, I think, I don't know he's funny. He really is actually funny.

Well, because he came up not a privileged little asshole, did he who thought, yeah, he's not. Obama probably has narcissistic tendencies because you have to be to want to be president. But it seems like he he cares what other people think.

Well, because he came up not a privileged little asshole, did he who thought, yeah, he's not. Obama probably has narcissistic tendencies because you have to be to want to be president. But it seems like he he cares what other people think.

Yeah folds.

Yeah folds.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Elon's parents owned Emerald mines in Africa. They're pretty well to do, but they didn't share According to him, they didn't share the wealth with him. But I'm sure he had certain benefits.

Elon's parents owned Emerald mines in Africa. They're pretty well to do, but they didn't share According to him, they didn't share the wealth with him. But I'm sure he had certain benefits.

That's open door. It's not like they made him live out in the shed in the backyard like he's still got things. Yeah, but it's but again it's not his fault. Like people who are privileged assholes, it's not their fault. It's not like you would be a kid and be like mom, Dad, stop showering me with all this like money. And well, like you, you don't. Yeah, you can't help how you come up if you are protected from anyone telling you the truth about life. No, and I am in several ways sheltered. And but I will say I am sharing the wealth myself with my family. And back to this weekend, my mom and I went to Nashville because I had a shoot on wednes Thursday. I flew in Wednesday night, my mom joined me on Thursday. Had a shoot on Thursday for a show on the USA Network called Barmageddon, And it's hosted by Nikki Garcia, formerly one of the Bella Twins, but now that she goes by Garcia, who I actually did their podcast a couple of weeks ago, and so I already had like a rapport with her, and she's so nice and just cool and pretty and talented and all those things. And then also on the show are it's just it's pretty much two celebrities guests playing bar Games to with A with A. This is the second season. So the celebrity has a team mate, and the teammate is someone who's had like a really epic fail on on online, you know, like someone who's like tripped and fell in a pool or like, you know, just did some embarrassing tosh point zero type thing and they need redemption. And so we're we're playing bar games with them against the other celebrity and their teammate. And then also on the show are Blake Shelton, I want to say, Blake Griffin, Blake Shelton from the Voice and Music, and Gwen Sefani and then Carson Dally from TRL Carson Daily Live Live or whatever that is in the Today Show. And you couldn't ask for three better celebrities who are more down to earth cool nice. They're just so nice. And I know I say that a lot about celebrities. When I don't say someone's nice, it's because they're not otherwise I'm gonna say it. So the only time you'll hear me say anything about a celebrities personality is generally when they're nice. And if I haven't commented on it, it probably means they're an asshole, which often happens or they think they're kid but no, there was no kidness. Mom. You got in, No, yeah, go ahead, I got in. Yeah. And I was really not going to go. I was like, yeah, because I met out the Hughes two going to these things, and she kind of just sits in the green room all day, like she's like kind of over the glitz and glam of like going down.

That's open door. It's not like they made him live out in the shed in the backyard like he's still got things. Yeah, but it's but again it's not his fault. Like people who are privileged assholes, it's not their fault. It's not like you would be a kid and be like mom, Dad, stop showering me with all this like money. And well, like you, you don't. Yeah, you can't help how you come up if you are protected from anyone telling you the truth about life. No, and I am in several ways sheltered. And but I will say I am sharing the wealth myself with my family. And back to this weekend, my mom and I went to Nashville because I had a shoot on wednes Thursday. I flew in Wednesday night, my mom joined me on Thursday. Had a shoot on Thursday for a show on the USA Network called Barmageddon, And it's hosted by Nikki Garcia, formerly one of the Bella Twins, but now that she goes by Garcia, who I actually did their podcast a couple of weeks ago, and so I already had like a rapport with her, and she's so nice and just cool and pretty and talented and all those things. And then also on the show are it's just it's pretty much two celebrities guests playing bar Games to with A with A. This is the second season. So the celebrity has a team mate, and the teammate is someone who's had like a really epic fail on on online, you know, like someone who's like tripped and fell in a pool or like, you know, just did some embarrassing tosh point zero type thing and they need redemption. And so we're we're playing bar games with them against the other celebrity and their teammate. And then also on the show are Blake Shelton, I want to say, Blake Griffin, Blake Shelton from the Voice and Music, and Gwen Sefani and then Carson Dally from TRL Carson Daily Live Live or whatever that is in the Today Show. And you couldn't ask for three better celebrities who are more down to earth cool nice. They're just so nice. And I know I say that a lot about celebrities. When I don't say someone's nice, it's because they're not otherwise I'm gonna say it. So the only time you'll hear me say anything about a celebrities personality is generally when they're nice. And if I haven't commented on it, it probably means they're an asshole, which often happens or they think they're kid but no, there was no kidness. Mom. You got in, No, yeah, go ahead, I got in. Yeah. And I was really not going to go. I was like, yeah, because I met out the Hughes two going to these things, and she kind of just sits in the green room all day, like she's like kind of over the glitz and glam of like going down.

Hitting in a green room, just like watching you on a monitor most of the time.

Hitting in a green room, just like watching you on a monitor most of the time.

Yeah, it's it's a really long day.

Yeah, it's it's a really long day.

And I just thought, well, and I didn't even know you were starting late, but I was like, I just may not go. And then You're like, well, you might have fun, and I'm like okay, and.

And I just thought, well, and I didn't even know you were starting late, but I was like, I just may not go. And then You're like, well, you might have fun, and I'm like okay, and.

I can always send you home in an uber if it's not fun. Yeah. I kind of thought that too, and I was like, Oh, so we're in downtown Nashville, Blake Griff, Blake Shelton's Bar and filming this thing. We go to hair and makeup, we do all that. We're in the green room eating snacks and then we get pulled to set and then the green room is for the celebrities guests and that's pretty much it. It's for me and Al Madrigal who was other celebrities. Yeah, you know him Daily Show. Yeah, And so we were hanging out there and then and with my mom and producers who were like telling us about the games. And then after the was it after the first game that what Blake came in?

I can always send you home in an uber if it's not fun. Yeah. I kind of thought that too, and I was like, Oh, so we're in downtown Nashville, Blake Griff, Blake Shelton's Bar and filming this thing. We go to hair and makeup, we do all that. We're in the green room eating snacks and then we get pulled to set and then the green room is for the celebrities guests and that's pretty much it. It's for me and Al Madrigal who was other celebrities. Yeah, you know him Daily Show. Yeah, And so we were hanging out there and then and with my mom and producers who were like telling us about the games. And then after the was it after the first game that what Blake came in?

It was like the fourth game.

It was like the fourth game.

No, it wasn't. It was after the first one. It was because I know what I got pulled to go do. So anyway, we're back in the room in between games, which I was terrible at all of the games. I am so used to being bad at everything. It is absurd how bad I am at anything, and I I am not good. So besides darn cure words, it's it is cute. It's I'm really used to it. They were kind of like, are you okay? And I go, I'm so used to losing on show, it's not even it doesn't bother me anymore. It'd be great.

No, it wasn't. It was after the first one. It was because I know what I got pulled to go do. So anyway, we're back in the room in between games, which I was terrible at all of the games. I am so used to being bad at everything. It is absurd how bad I am at anything, and I I am not good. So besides darn cure words, it's it is cute. It's I'm really used to it. They were kind of like, are you okay? And I go, I'm so used to losing on show, it's not even it doesn't bother me anymore. It'd be great.

I want to go see you do Celebrity Ninja Warrior or whatever. That was.

I want to go see you do Celebrity Ninja Warrior or whatever. That was.

That was the worst life.

That was the worst life.

I didn't want to.

I didn't want to.

It was the worst in my life. Let's let's come back and talk about that when we get back, and we'll tell you all about our day at Barmageddon because there's left stell and then we're gonna get into some Taylor Swift stuff and uh with the concert we went to. But also there's some news that's out to address it. So we'll talk about all that when we get back my mom and Brian Panji and no of course news in all right. Yeah, I'm bad at everything and any kind of like physical channel. I can't even believe I'm with Chris Convey because sports are so important to him, and like precision sports and like just bargain, like any kind of games are so important to him, and he has a girlfriend that is disabled. Honestly, I think even it's it turns into special Olympics type stuff with me. I think it really does. It's so embarrassing and if I even do a little bit good people go good. Like it's just so pandering and humiliating. Brian, you went to American Injia Warrior, which, by the way, I only got asked to do a day before it was shooting because someone you had no time to tyree shot dropped out or something like that. He was Monique. I forget who it was. It was some black person with one name dropped out as could have been no Moisia, I think is characters played by Brandy, which also it could have been Brandy. Yeah, so you weren't off one name and a black person. But anyway, so I got asked to do it because clearly I'm the first person you think of when Tyrese can't make What did Tyree saying? I forget probably do a better job? Yeah? Yeah he was a model, but I think under too. So anyway, I was that was the worst.

It was the worst in my life. Let's let's come back and talk about that when we get back, and we'll tell you all about our day at Barmageddon because there's left stell and then we're gonna get into some Taylor Swift stuff and uh with the concert we went to. But also there's some news that's out to address it. So we'll talk about all that when we get back my mom and Brian Panji and no of course news in all right. Yeah, I'm bad at everything and any kind of like physical channel. I can't even believe I'm with Chris Convey because sports are so important to him, and like precision sports and like just bargain, like any kind of games are so important to him, and he has a girlfriend that is disabled. Honestly, I think even it's it turns into special Olympics type stuff with me. I think it really does. It's so embarrassing and if I even do a little bit good people go good. Like it's just so pandering and humiliating. Brian, you went to American Injia Warrior, which, by the way, I only got asked to do a day before it was shooting because someone you had no time to tyree shot dropped out or something like that. He was Monique. I forget who it was. It was some black person with one name dropped out as could have been no Moisia, I think is characters played by Brandy, which also it could have been Brandy. Yeah, so you weren't off one name and a black person. But anyway, so I got asked to do it because clearly I'm the first person you think of when Tyrese can't make What did Tyree saying? I forget probably do a better job? Yeah? Yeah he was a model, but I think under too. So anyway, I was that was the worst.

Not fair, not fair. You need time to train for that.

Not fair, not fair. You need time to train for that.

Yeah, but no one, no one did you know none of these other celebrities did Did you get to practice before? Yeah, there was one day where we went and practiced. My partner was Jesse Graff. She kind of looks like me, but fit and she I went to her house and she had a big pig and she had like a Menja warrior thing set up in the house. Like inside the house, it's it's like you in the kitchen, you can climb on the walls, and do you know there's ropes and all these things running around, and in her backyard there's trampolines and all the stuff, so you can it's because she's a regular yeah. Yeah. So we got matched with a regular to like help us the like and this was my first like celebrity thing. So it was the first time I go, oh, I guess I'm a celebrity, because you can't be on the show unless you are. This is twenty seventeen.

Yeah, but no one, no one did you know none of these other celebrities did Did you get to practice before? Yeah, there was one day where we went and practiced. My partner was Jesse Graff. She kind of looks like me, but fit and she I went to her house and she had a big pig and she had like a Menja warrior thing set up in the house. Like inside the house, it's it's like you in the kitchen, you can climb on the walls, and do you know there's ropes and all these things running around, and in her backyard there's trampolines and all the stuff, so you can it's because she's a regular yeah. Yeah. So we got matched with a regular to like help us the like and this was my first like celebrity thing. So it was the first time I go, oh, I guess I'm a celebrity, because you can't be on the show unless you are. This is twenty seventeen.

Wow, So this was the moment you were like, oh, I guess I'm a celebrity.

Wow, So this was the moment you were like, oh, I guess I'm a celebrity.

Yeah, because like you, I didn't know I was a comic until I was on Last Comic Standing. It's like, okay, well they wouldn't put me on the show unless I was a comic, like it's in the title Dancing to the Stars. I was like, okay, I guess I'm a star. Now. I would never call myself that, but I'm on a show a star singer, yes, and so I'm a singer.

Yeah, because like you, I didn't know I was a comic until I was on Last Comic Standing. It's like, okay, well they wouldn't put me on the show unless I was a comic, like it's in the title Dancing to the Stars. I was like, okay, I guess I'm a star. Now. I would never call myself that, but I'm on a show a star singer, yes, and so I'm a singer.

Now you're masked.

Now you're masked.

Yeah, well i'm and now I'm masked, so I'm a masked star celebrity and uh yeah. I wait for these kind of coronations so to speak, where I get knighted as such because it's embarrassing to call yourself a celebrity or a comic. You never know when to do it. And then you get on the show and you go, well, I guess I am so no training, but like a day where I just like ran around an obstacle course with her in her backyard. It was fun. And then the course itself, we get there, it is so hard. None of the celebrities could even do it. Who's the girl from because Natalie Morales from the Today Show was the other woman. Yeah, and then it was the girl from American Beauty who's letting in the bed of roses, Mina Suvari.

Yeah, well i'm and now I'm masked, so I'm a masked star celebrity and uh yeah. I wait for these kind of coronations so to speak, where I get knighted as such because it's embarrassing to call yourself a celebrity or a comic. You never know when to do it. And then you get on the show and you go, well, I guess I am so no training, but like a day where I just like ran around an obstacle course with her in her backyard. It was fun. And then the course itself, we get there, it is so hard. None of the celebrities could even do it. Who's the girl from because Natalie Morales from the Today Show was the other woman. Yeah, and then it was the girl from American Beauty who's letting in the bed of roses, Mina Suvari.

Oh, okay, okay.

Oh, okay, okay.

And I forget the others, but those are the two girls. And we were all struggling. The first thing you had to like like just run on this kind of like lily pad thing and then you swing to another thing, and none of us could do it. We kept falling. Good you weren't alone. And so this was just the practice during the day and I and so they go, we're gonna move the lily pads closer together. We're gonna adjust so that they can at least get past the first step of.

And I forget the others, but those are the two girls. And we were all struggling. The first thing you had to like like just run on this kind of like lily pad thing and then you swing to another thing, and none of us could do it. We kept falling. Good you weren't alone. And so this was just the practice during the day and I and so they go, we're gonna move the lily pads closer together. We're gonna adjust so that they can at least get past the first step of.

This, you know.

This, you know.

And you got to on the real Ninja Warria, you fall and you're out. But this one we got to multiple tribe because it was for charity. It was your celebrity. Yeah, and so yeah, and.

And you got to on the real Ninja Warria, you fall and you're out. But this one we got to multiple tribe because it was for charity. It was your celebrity. Yeah, and so yeah, and.

They had a little jokes. They had little jokes if you failed, like if you fell in the pool of water, there was a person with a raft that could row you across, Like there's stuff like that.

They had a little jokes. They had little jokes if you failed, like if you fell in the pool of water, there was a person with a raft that could row you across, Like there's stuff like that.

Yeah, there were always like these failsafes to like, yeah, so I got to like row to the other side because I fell in the water. But it was terrifying because you're I don't like any of this stuff. I was like, I would never do a ropes course outside of if I was like, I don't know. Sixth grade camp we had to do like a ropes course, and I only did that because I didn't want to be the mainly on. I wouldn't. So I was crying and I was really wanting to walk away. And then they gave us this speech about how this is then you would be losing fifteen thousand dollars for these kids with cancer. It was like for Red Nose Day. And so they're like, then you would be sacrificing fifteen thousand dollars that's going to go to kids, and it's like your ego is more important than that. They gave us like this pep talk because I and I was crying, and I remember a guy named Nick from the Yankees.

Yeah, there were always like these failsafes to like, yeah, so I got to like row to the other side because I fell in the water. But it was terrifying because you're I don't like any of this stuff. I was like, I would never do a ropes course outside of if I was like, I don't know. Sixth grade camp we had to do like a ropes course, and I only did that because I didn't want to be the mainly on. I wouldn't. So I was crying and I was really wanting to walk away. And then they gave us this speech about how this is then you would be losing fifteen thousand dollars for these kids with cancer. It was like for Red Nose Day. And so they're like, then you would be sacrificing fifteen thousand dollars that's going to go to kids, and it's like your ego is more important than that. They gave us like this pep talk because I and I was crying, and I remember a guy named Nick from the Yankees.

Do you know Nick'swisher, Nick Swishisher, the happiest man on planet Earth.

Do you know Nick'swisher, Nick Swishisher, the happiest man on planet Earth.

Yes. He was so nice to me, and I remember thinking that he just worked on the show because he was like, he's just this guy that was like cheering me on when we were practicing. Yeah, and I was like, this guy's really cute, Like I wonder what his deal it Like it was kind of like, oh my god, this guy's so nice, like and then it turned out he was a New York Yankee, a beloved New York Yankee. He was one of the other celebrities, and he was so nice to me, and I was crying, and he came over and was just like, hey, you know, this isn't a big deal. Like he kind of talked me off the ledge, which I needed because you had to literally jump off a ledge on this and so so he, uh, he was just really nice. So anyway we get to the man, this is like bringing back so much anxiety we were. It was just so embarrassing because it was I remember just like I'm almost like starting to cry because it was just like I didn't want to do it. I just hate when you were forced to do something because people are like, you didn't even have die to think about it. I did. I had hours between the practice and the.

Yes. He was so nice to me, and I remember thinking that he just worked on the show because he was like, he's just this guy that was like cheering me on when we were practicing. Yeah, and I was like, this guy's really cute, Like I wonder what his deal it Like it was kind of like, oh my god, this guy's so nice, like and then it turned out he was a New York Yankee, a beloved New York Yankee. He was one of the other celebrities, and he was so nice to me, and I was crying, and he came over and was just like, hey, you know, this isn't a big deal. Like he kind of talked me off the ledge, which I needed because you had to literally jump off a ledge on this and so so he, uh, he was just really nice. So anyway we get to the man, this is like bringing back so much anxiety we were. It was just so embarrassing because it was I remember just like I'm almost like starting to cry because it was just like I didn't want to do it. I just hate when you were forced to do something because people are like, you didn't even have die to think about it. I did. I had hours between the practice and the.

I'm talking about this saying yeah, I'll do the show.

I'm talking about this saying yeah, I'll do the show.

Yeah, because at that point I didn't. I don't have I never want to turn down anything in my career because you could be the one thing where you do something funny or someone sees you and it takes and you're in no position to do that. But I hated every second of it. I I did the worst by far out of everyone. And I remember Natalie Morales and also Mina Suvari being like, this is so hard. We suck at this and feeling like, oh my god, thank you guys, you suck too. We're all gonna suck. And they're all like freaking out about it too. They like, do they complete the whole thing? Which I only completed twenty percent of it, So to complete the whole thing versus twenty percent, you're fucking lying about being I'm so bad at it. It's like when girls used to go, I'm gonna get off the f I didn't study it all in the test, and then they get an A like those at those little quiet a students who like to pretend like yes, yeah, I call these women holes and all. No, they were so nice. Mina Souvari and Natalie Morales again two celebrities who are so nice and don't are not too for school, but fuck them because they were really talented, and they were underplaying it because they were trying to make me feel better, like this is scary, this sucks. I yes, it is sweet, but I did not appreciate them going so far. And Jeff Die was there swinging all over things and just died killing it and it was like I wanted Jeff to and uh after that, I was so mad how good he was at it. Everyone was good, everyone except me. I was by far the worst, not even like the worst, a little like someone has to be the worst, yeah, but usually there's someone who's a little bit better than you, but it's slightly like there's someone who's like kind of riding the bottom with you, but you have to be the bottom. There was no one even close to as bad as me. It was so embarrassing. And there's a huge audience there, you.

Yeah, because at that point I didn't. I don't have I never want to turn down anything in my career because you could be the one thing where you do something funny or someone sees you and it takes and you're in no position to do that. But I hated every second of it. I I did the worst by far out of everyone. And I remember Natalie Morales and also Mina Suvari being like, this is so hard. We suck at this and feeling like, oh my god, thank you guys, you suck too. We're all gonna suck. And they're all like freaking out about it too. They like, do they complete the whole thing? Which I only completed twenty percent of it, So to complete the whole thing versus twenty percent, you're fucking lying about being I'm so bad at it. It's like when girls used to go, I'm gonna get off the f I didn't study it all in the test, and then they get an A like those at those little quiet a students who like to pretend like yes, yeah, I call these women holes and all. No, they were so nice. Mina Souvari and Natalie Morales again two celebrities who are so nice and don't are not too for school, but fuck them because they were really talented, and they were underplaying it because they were trying to make me feel better, like this is scary, this sucks. I yes, it is sweet, but I did not appreciate them going so far. And Jeff Die was there swinging all over things and just died killing it and it was like I wanted Jeff to and uh after that, I was so mad how good he was at it. Everyone was good, everyone except me. I was by far the worst, not even like the worst, a little like someone has to be the worst, yeah, but usually there's someone who's a little bit better than you, but it's slightly like there's someone who's like kind of riding the bottom with you, but you have to be the bottom. There was no one even close to as bad as me. It was so embarrassing. And there's a huge audience there, you.

Know, Paramount Lot or something. Yeah, yes, and they they take Main Street, which is where they film a lot of like movies and stuff where their sets are all set up to look like a real street and they put bleachers, so there is literally hundreds of people watching.

Know, Paramount Lot or something. Yeah, yes, and they they take Main Street, which is where they film a lot of like movies and stuff where their sets are all set up to look like a real street and they put bleachers, so there is literally hundreds of people watching.

You, watching you, and and like just feeling bad, feeling sorry for you, and and I just was like, I turned off my ego. Do you ever do that where you're just like or you turn off your fear and you just like, I think it's not the same thing people do before they jump off a building. I think that's what separates My suicide book is talking a lot about this, like before people kill themselves, they just do it, like they just rip off the band aid, even though they know it's gonna hurt it. What literally was the same feeling I had to just turn off the thing that told me everything, like don't do this because it was scary. I'm honest, sixty sixty feet in the air. Maybe that's an exaggeration, but it's so And I'm scared of heights and you have to jump out, and yes, you are attached to things that are going to save you, and there's a net below, but I have to jump on this like trapeze bar. It was so scary because I hate, like I hate diving boards. I hate when men jump on diving boards and then they almost like crash on the bottom like they yeah, they double bounce like and then they land again and they like kind of miss it, the kind of scre Like nothing makes me more anxious than like trying to grab a bar and like missing it, Like there's something just yeah, that's scary, even though you can't get hurt, Like there was just something about it.

You, watching you, and and like just feeling bad, feeling sorry for you, and and I just was like, I turned off my ego. Do you ever do that where you're just like or you turn off your fear and you just like, I think it's not the same thing people do before they jump off a building. I think that's what separates My suicide book is talking a lot about this, like before people kill themselves, they just do it, like they just rip off the band aid, even though they know it's gonna hurt it. What literally was the same feeling I had to just turn off the thing that told me everything, like don't do this because it was scary. I'm honest, sixty sixty feet in the air. Maybe that's an exaggeration, but it's so And I'm scared of heights and you have to jump out, and yes, you are attached to things that are going to save you, and there's a net below, but I have to jump on this like trapeze bar. It was so scary because I hate, like I hate diving boards. I hate when men jump on diving boards and then they almost like crash on the bottom like they yeah, they double bounce like and then they land again and they like kind of miss it, the kind of scre Like nothing makes me more anxious than like trying to grab a bar and like missing it, Like there's something just yeah, that's scary, even though you can't get hurt, Like there was just something about it.

It's so interesting because me and Chris had like the opposite experience that you had watching what Well, we were in your little circle of your circle of friends. I think it was me Chris, and was it just me and Chris, I don't remember. We're in Lizzy was there yet? And we were in the circle watching you and then uh, we watched you. We cheered you on. Chris wanted to do this thing where he put the red circle nose on his face at a funny moment. Oh yeah, they filmed him. I don't think it made it to the funny.

It's so interesting because me and Chris had like the opposite experience that you had watching what Well, we were in your little circle of your circle of friends. I think it was me Chris, and was it just me and Chris, I don't remember. We're in Lizzy was there yet? And we were in the circle watching you and then uh, we watched you. We cheered you on. Chris wanted to do this thing where he put the red circle nose on his face at a funny moment. Oh yeah, they filmed him. I don't think it made it to the funny.

Because they were filming you guys as my like teer circle. Yeah, so their cameras on you. So Chris is trying to do a bit, yes, yes, and everything. Yeah, that was all fun. And games down there.

Because they were filming you guys as my like teer circle. Yeah, so their cameras on you. So Chris is trying to do a bit, yes, yes, and everything. Yeah, that was all fun. And games down there.

Yeah, and then but and then after after you finished, and we were like, oh no, and then Nick Swisher comes by and gives us like this incredible motivational speech. Me and Chris Nick Nick Swisher. We were talking to Nick Swisher for like twenty five minutes, and I don't think we looked at each other, me and Chris, and we were like, I don't think I've ever felt better in my entire life than after talking to Nick Swisher.

Yeah, and then but and then after after you finished, and we were like, oh no, and then Nick Swisher comes by and gives us like this incredible motivational speech. Me and Chris Nick Nick Swisher. We were talking to Nick Swisher for like twenty five minutes, and I don't think we looked at each other, me and Chris, and we were like, I don't think I've ever felt better in my entire life than after talking to Nick Swisher.

He was the greatest guy, so positive.

He was the greatest guy, so positive.

So motivational. I felt like life was new and fresh and I could do anywhere anything.

So motivational. I felt like life was new and fresh and I could do anywhere anything.

He said he should have been, well, he should have been your super.

He said he should have been, well, he should have been your super.

Why was he giving you guys advice?

Why was he giving you guys advice?

No, that's just who he is. He comes by trying to.

No, that's just who he is. He comes by trying to.

Make you feel good about my performance. Is that his Do you remember anything?

Make you feel good about my performance. Is that his Do you remember anything?

I think he just exudes joy and happiness. He was he's a Millionaire's dead.

I think he just exudes joy and happiness. He was he's a Millionaire's dead.

He died, he killed himself. I'm just kidding. That'd be so funny. I mean, not funny, but ironic. I guess. No, he's still with us.

He died, he killed himself. I'm just kidding. That'd be so funny. I mean, not funny, but ironic. I guess. No, he's still with us.

Think about the trajectory of a major league baseball player's life. It's like you're you're the best baseball player. So when you're in high school and stuff, you're very popular. Then you go to college, you get a scholarship, then you get drafted by the New York Yankees, then you're a millionaire. Like, at what point is your life sad? So he really has no reason to not be joyful and happy.

Think about the trajectory of a major league baseball player's life. It's like you're you're the best baseball player. So when you're in high school and stuff, you're very popular. Then you go to college, you get a scholarship, then you get drafted by the New York Yankees, then you're a millionaire. Like, at what point is your life sad? So he really has no reason to not be joyful and happy.

I mean there are funds of people that are, yeah, can be very successful and just sad because if you have bad parents, you had to put you know. But yes, you're right, he had. He seemed to appreciate his life and appreciate everything he's been given. He was just And the thing that stick out to me about him is that I thought he was a pa on the show. He didn't come off like he was walking around like a celebrity. He was just talking to everyone and just so nice, but not in a way that's like this guy is like trying to be in everyman type thing. Sometimes you see celebrities doing that where you're like easy, we get it. You know, you're like special and you want to spread your little celebrity.

I mean there are funds of people that are, yeah, can be very successful and just sad because if you have bad parents, you had to put you know. But yes, you're right, he had. He seemed to appreciate his life and appreciate everything he's been given. He was just And the thing that stick out to me about him is that I thought he was a pa on the show. He didn't come off like he was walking around like a celebrity. He was just talking to everyone and just so nice, but not in a way that's like this guy is like trying to be in everyman type thing. Sometimes you see celebrities doing that where you're like easy, we get it. You know, you're like special and you want to spread your little celebrity.

Right, so people talk about everywhere?

Right, so people talk about everywhere?

Yes, yes, so people. It didn't seem motivated in that way.

Yes, yes, so people. It didn't seem motivated in that way.

So it was just me afterwards High Fiving World Series champion Nick Swisher as happy as can be. Meanwhile Nikki is getting rafted across A.

So it was just me afterwards High Fiving World Series champion Nick Swisher as happy as can be. Meanwhile Nikki is getting rafted across A.

Yes, and I will say that there was also this one part where you had to run across. It was almost like a picture of kebab that has blocks on it, like uh cubes, and you run across and those cubes spin and you have to run across the kebab. I would hate. So I fell during the trapeze thing. I fell in the water and my shoes get completely soaked. So for the next part, I just for the kebab, I was like, let me go barefoot because I'm my shoes are soaked and it's really uncomfortable. So I went barefoot, not knowing that you can get you can get injured your barefoot and no one's looking out for any more celebrities. So I broke my toe. Then I also sell, oh I had I fell so hard. I forget which part I did turf burn? What's is that? What is called matt burn? I think it was called turf turf toe I had. Then I had Rugburton like Matt Byrne, so hard on my legs. I had like thirdred. I mean I was not healed for months after that show. I could have probably sued because I was so injured from the stupid show where I didn't even go far. And I hope those kids with cancer survived because of my fifteen thousand dollars. So I hope that they got like they hired a clown to come in, did you don't get money? My fifty thousand dollars went nowhere? I mean, what is that going to do for anyone in a cancer ward? That's that's like a penny.

Yes, and I will say that there was also this one part where you had to run across. It was almost like a picture of kebab that has blocks on it, like uh cubes, and you run across and those cubes spin and you have to run across the kebab. I would hate. So I fell during the trapeze thing. I fell in the water and my shoes get completely soaked. So for the next part, I just for the kebab, I was like, let me go barefoot because I'm my shoes are soaked and it's really uncomfortable. So I went barefoot, not knowing that you can get you can get injured your barefoot and no one's looking out for any more celebrities. So I broke my toe. Then I also sell, oh I had I fell so hard. I forget which part I did turf burn? What's is that? What is called matt burn? I think it was called turf turf toe I had. Then I had Rugburton like Matt Byrne, so hard on my legs. I had like thirdred. I mean I was not healed for months after that show. I could have probably sued because I was so injured from the stupid show where I didn't even go far. And I hope those kids with cancer survived because of my fifteen thousand dollars. So I hope that they got like they hired a clown to come in, did you don't get money? My fifty thousand dollars went nowhere? I mean, what is that going to do for anyone in a cancer ward? That's that's like a penny.

That's gonna pay for one screen reasons.

That's gonna pay for one screen reasons.

Yes, No, it's gonna pay for like a bell they ring when they sive or whatever. It's like, just donate the bell. It was I really a hat with that whole thing. It was not about kids with cancer, it was about making a TV show. I should have dropped out. I wish I would have. It was one of those times in my life where I was like, I wish I would have listened to my instinct, which was I hate this, I don't want to do this. I'm not good at this. I'm not you know, going into something like last night. My friend was really depressed and didn't want to go do a comedy set even though she had one, and she's like, I should go. I feel guilty, and I'm like, don't go, because you're not gonna be She's like, but what you know, I know that she was feeling guilt because what if someone's in the audience, I can see her that night and change her life. You're not gonna do a good job. If you're depressed on stage and you're dreading it and you hate it, you're gonna actually, that person's gonna see you and remember you as the girl who bombed because you were so upset. So like, listen to those voices in your head that say don't go, because I think so many times people in our lives surround us with like, what's the worst that could happen? Just do it? Fight past the fear, Like fear sometimes kind of tells you what to do and not do Noway Barmageddon was not a like I didn't care anymore because this wasn't like it. I have no ego anymore when it comes to being good at sports. It's been beaten out of me by Ninja Warrior and Dancing with the Stars. There's nothing you could do, nothing I could do on TV Sports Rise and how it will never embarrass me anymore. I really am immune to people were like embarrassed for me, I think, but I just don't care anymore. I wasn't embarrassed for you at all. I was like, I was so proud of you getting out there and not caring what people think. Yeah, exactly. That's that's where you get the that's where people like have any kind of joy for watching what you do. It's like she just doesn't care. You made it so fun too. It was like, well, mom was coming on women's in Nashville who are just like bigger girls that wear really tiny things, and She's just like, they just don't care.

Yes, No, it's gonna pay for like a bell they ring when they sive or whatever. It's like, just donate the bell. It was I really a hat with that whole thing. It was not about kids with cancer, it was about making a TV show. I should have dropped out. I wish I would have. It was one of those times in my life where I was like, I wish I would have listened to my instinct, which was I hate this, I don't want to do this. I'm not good at this. I'm not you know, going into something like last night. My friend was really depressed and didn't want to go do a comedy set even though she had one, and she's like, I should go. I feel guilty, and I'm like, don't go, because you're not gonna be She's like, but what you know, I know that she was feeling guilt because what if someone's in the audience, I can see her that night and change her life. You're not gonna do a good job. If you're depressed on stage and you're dreading it and you hate it, you're gonna actually, that person's gonna see you and remember you as the girl who bombed because you were so upset. So like, listen to those voices in your head that say don't go, because I think so many times people in our lives surround us with like, what's the worst that could happen? Just do it? Fight past the fear, Like fear sometimes kind of tells you what to do and not do Noway Barmageddon was not a like I didn't care anymore because this wasn't like it. I have no ego anymore when it comes to being good at sports. It's been beaten out of me by Ninja Warrior and Dancing with the Stars. There's nothing you could do, nothing I could do on TV Sports Rise and how it will never embarrass me anymore. I really am immune to people were like embarrassed for me, I think, but I just don't care anymore. I wasn't embarrassed for you at all. I was like, I was so proud of you getting out there and not caring what people think. Yeah, exactly. That's that's where you get the that's where people like have any kind of joy for watching what you do. It's like she just doesn't care. You made it so fun too. It was like, well, mom was coming on women's in Nashville who are just like bigger girls that wear really tiny things, and She's just like, they just don't care.

I would never I could never ever, But I'm like, I'm so proud of these girls, like.

I would never I could never ever, But I'm like, I'm so proud of these girls, like.

For looking like shit they don't and not caring and looking totally amazing. I think it's amazing. No, it is. There is something to that when you see someone where you go. If I looked like that, I'd not leave my house.

For looking like shit they don't and not caring and looking totally amazing. I think it's amazing. No, it is. There is something to that when you see someone where you go. If I looked like that, I'd not leave my house.

Well, they're wearing wear that outfit for sure, and they just don't seem to care. They love it, they embrace it, and I'm like, God love them, God love them.

Well, they're wearing wear that outfit for sure, and they just don't seem to care. They love it, they embrace it, and I'm like, God love them, God love them.

Yeah, that's sorry, because that's the only person that will. No, that's not how I feel at all.

Yeah, that's sorry, because that's the only person that will. No, that's not how I feel at all.

It was just a joke.

It was just a joke.

Don't come at me. Treat me like a man, and don't come at me for saying horrible things, which is something I've noticed. When you're a man, you can say really awful things on podcasts that are just like the worst thing you because you have a feminine energy, like you're like you, they'd probably come after you, like Andrew Santino, Bobby Lee, Tim Dillon, Christ Stefano. You can the most racist, crazy shit ever because it's a joke, because you're joking and they should be able to say it and everyone laughs and they share the clips. But if you're a woman and say something that is hateful in jest, you're taking very seriously. And I want to get on. I want to get in this men's club where you get a free pass. And I'm not hating on those guys. I actually I think they're the funniest people going, but they just for some reason. I look at these clips and I hate to play this. If they were a woman, they would be canceled. But I do believe women aren't.

Don't come at me. Treat me like a man, and don't come at me for saying horrible things, which is something I've noticed. When you're a man, you can say really awful things on podcasts that are just like the worst thing you because you have a feminine energy, like you're like you, they'd probably come after you, like Andrew Santino, Bobby Lee, Tim Dillon, Christ Stefano. You can the most racist, crazy shit ever because it's a joke, because you're joking and they should be able to say it and everyone laughs and they share the clips. But if you're a woman and say something that is hateful in jest, you're taking very seriously. And I want to get on. I want to get in this men's club where you get a free pass. And I'm not hating on those guys. I actually I think they're the funniest people going, but they just for some reason. I look at these clips and I hate to play this. If they were a woman, they would be canceled. But I do believe women aren't.

How can you get into that pack club? How can you establish your persona.

How can you get into that pack club? How can you establish your persona.

You just you I'm on my next special. I'm going hard and I'm calling it. I'm going to I just like was like assessing my jokes, and I'm like, I'm just kind of trying to play it safe so that people don't hate me with these jokes. So they'rein you, Like if they sense you're scared, they'll jump on that. You know, Like I'm scared a little bit of getting canceled and having people be mad at me. That's why I'm even saying these caveats of I'm not really meaning that. I was just saying a joke. I don't actually think.

You just you I'm on my next special. I'm going hard and I'm calling it. I'm going to I just like was like assessing my jokes, and I'm like, I'm just kind of trying to play it safe so that people don't hate me with these jokes. So they'rein you, Like if they sense you're scared, they'll jump on that. You know, Like I'm scared a little bit of getting canceled and having people be mad at me. That's why I'm even saying these caveats of I'm not really meaning that. I was just saying a joke. I don't actually think.

Yeah, people have to say that after yeah.

Yeah, people have to say that after yeah.

Because I still have this fear. But if I just go hard and I'm unapologetic and I kind of want to call the special something like I'm a bad person, or like bad time must be a bad person, or like I just want to get a like that I've talked about before, like saying what it is so that people can't go, she's a bad person. It's like, well she told us she was, and I'm not a bad I just have really dark thoughts, and guess what, I can't help my thoughts. I can't help what I say. I would argue I can't help what I say because there's no free will. But that's another conversation. I let's say I can help what I say. I can't help what I think. So if someone is thinking, man, if I looked at that, I'd kill myself. But good for her. You can't sit for some reason you even thinking it. People would say you should be canceled for thinking it. But I can't help that I thought it. So what am I supposed to do? I think i'd be really careful. I hate noill. My mom doesn't want me to take any chances. Ever, she's get snaky. I wouldn't do it. Well, I have enough money to retire, so if I live modestly the rest of my life. I mean, you're not gonna get any cars or anything.