The Nicky Guy. Here's Nicky. Hello, here I am, It's Nicky. It's the Nicki Guyzer podcast. How y'all doing something really congested today? I don't know what's going on. Maybe allergies, which is the cutest way to say allergies. Allegories. That's another way. Yeah, that's the story of the allergy is an allegory. I think you're gonna tell one later. It's a story about allergies. It's a story about allegre. That sounds cute. What happened to him? He really came up for like a year, and then he's probably still out there doing stuff. I started watching Veep again. Speaking of Veeps, last night, Chris came over and we were like, why do we want to watch? We need a new show. We just finished Ultimatum, which I really recommend couples watching because you just like figure things out about your relationship based on whose side you're taking, and then you understand you understand like how men would perceive something. It's just it's a way. It's a healthy way to get into arguments that doesn't have any there's no stake in it because there's people you don't know. You're like arguing through those people's dilemmas. Yeah, kinda, and it just helps you see things their way. Um. But we were trying to find what else to watch and we were going through so much stuff. I'm like, what about Don't Funk with Cats? I was like, because I watched that with you and came in long enough ago, and Chris has never seen it, and I was like, I know that's one that like it sounds like you don't want to see it because you hear about the cats dying scene or whatever. It's just too much. That documentary is fucking amazing, fucking It's like Tinder Swindler person made it. It is. So we watched it and we're like, why did it take us so long to watch this? So I want to watch that again. He was like, I don't know if I'm up for you know, YouTube cat murder, and I'm like, yeah, I'm not, I just ate so um. We then it was like West Side Story because we had both wanted to see the new one. And then I'm like, oh, I don't know Ansel l Gord. I'm just I feel like he got canceled recently. Hanceled el Court is what I'm calling him. He did something weird that I don't even know, but I'm just like, I don't feel like looking at his face. And then um, and then we were gonna watch I forget. Anyway, we settled on like we always did, were like, do you want to start V again? When you start VEEP? Do you start season one, episode one? Because I've been watching VP highlights recently just to celebrate, like when I can't sleep and stuff, and how funny, not to celebrate it can't sleep, but just like bask and how funny it is. And I feel like that's been cheating because I just am getting every it's like every best line from BEEP and it literally is every line. It's just like watching the show because it's no there's no dead there's no stopping, there's no and maybe want to watch it um because yesterday I listened to UM Conan O'Brien needs a Friend that podcast. I listened to the John Millennia episode because on the Conan Subrette people were like, oh my god, John Milney is so quick and so funny, and I'm like, I just gotta I gotta bask in it, admire it, just like you know, bow down. And I went and listened to it, and I was listening to it when I was running and I could not I could not listen. I had to stop listening because my body would get like limp and I'd be like, oh, I can't get up this hill because I was laughing so hard. It's just so fun. And I was like, as soon as I listened to one segment of There's like, I was in my own head being so much funnier, like quicker, and I was like, I need to listen to more of this stuff. It's like going to the gym for comedy. What you expose yourself to is what will make I, at least for me, I get funnier with when I watch funny things, I like start thinking in that kind of rhythm I like, I want to be. It's so bad that I find a way to like chameleon it. So I really recommend the latest podcast. I said, no eclip from it because there was a part where John was talking about having kids and with Conan and they were describing, um what it's like, and he was saying Conan said that when Andy Richter had had kids, before Conan had had his kids, Conan was like, what's it like? And Andy was like, it's like seeing the world in color, like before you're seeing it in black and white. It's like in The Wizard of Oz when she steps out and it's like suddenly the world is colored. That's what it's like. There's just a giant shift. And then John said, I just love it because you walk around with your baby and like you get to it's like watching a movie that you really love with someone who hasn't seen it, and you get to see the movie again for the first time through their eyes. Which and then I sent the clip to Noah because um, she had said that that's why she wanted to have kids. Was like, because I go, what's the reason to have kids? It's like, oh, you get to like experience these things for the first time. He was like, I never like trees or yards or the outdoors. I'm an indoorsman. Like he was like, now I'm like, my baby, you can just watch this baby look at trees and be like like with wonder, I mean, I could do get a baby watching your little baby. Well he's seen it before. Baby don't work with cats. Yeah, you wanted someone to have a new experience. He just sounded like, you know, hang out with someone who's doing mushrooms though, really, because that's what babies on acid. They just yes, imagine see, yeah, you're seeing everything for the first time in color. Literally have a baby, or just hang out with a friend who's doing asset in the park and then just go to a fish concert and eat Google balls or whatever the hell they're called Google or googballs. It's some kind of weird concoction. One time that we were at a fish show and this guy came up to us. He was all like on Asciday stuff and he's like, hey, man, my friend just got beat up by the cops. Can you spare some money to help him get him out? And my buddy looked at him, he goes, have you ever thought about joining a fraternity? And the guy was like so fucked up that he couldn't. It was such a weird response that tell a guy that's like, oh, man on purpose, Yeah, he was an asshole with him. Yeah, he sucked with a catman on Google Google balls. I don't know it was sucked up, but it was very funny at that time because it's just yeah, yeah, it's it was rude and mean, and I don't think we gave the guy money to help his friend get his friend out of but the kid joined the fratorney and he ended up becoming impressed. But it's just have you ever done that to someone where it's like, I don't know, I've never lost someone, but I've had I've misheard people and thought they said something really weird when I I've had that moment of like, what did you just say to me? Where? Um, one time we were going to six Flags when I was a kid and it was raining really hard and it was probably so it was like after Jurassic Park had come out. That's kind of contextualizing it. And the kid that was at the gate that we like tied the tickets before we drove in. He said to my dad, welcome to Jurassic Park. And my dad thought he said, get your ass in the park. I remember my dad being like, what'd you say? Just like kind of like like he said in a friendly way. So my dad wasn't like, but he was just surprised that he would say this when there's a bunch of kids in this car. He goes, he goes, welcome to Jurassic Bark. He goes, I thought you liked, get your ass in the park and we thought that was the funniest damn thing. Did that reminds me? I was on a cruise and the lady had an accent that was she goes, do you want a Susan in the glass? No, he got thinking she was saying silver in a glass, but it was a souvenir glass. I don't know, It's just one of those things. I was so silly. Or or you go to Mose, you know, the taco place, and they go welcome to Mose, but it sounds like we're closed. Yeah, I don't know, just another someone used to say that the subway. I went to the guy one time, said, um I walked in. He goes, I work at subway, and I just go what And he goes, welcome to subway. I go oh, I said, I work it Subway, like you have to announce, dude. I worked at a cheese you know, I worked in grilled cheese for a while in New York. And the manager they hired was this like very like flamboyant, loud guy who was trying to show that he was gay without saying gay. I don't know if he was gay. Okay, usually flamboyant, but I'm just yeah, I don't know if he was a gay, I mean the man. You could just throw a man and then it sounds less inappropriate. I did not mean to say that. That's like saying a black but if you say a black person, boom, you're okay, yes it was. It was not. That was a Floridian slip. So yeah, that's not bad. That's good. Okay, quick rabbit. So wait wait, So so every time he's like I want you to be I was the cashier and he's like he wanted me to do. Welcome to most kind of thing, you know, still Stone Cold Cold Screamery, Stone Cold Sea, Boston Creamy where they have to like cheer and when you like tip, no one wants to do that. The enthusiasm, like we it feels so fake and contrived, and I get it. Maybe it puts you, I don't think it puts the customer in a good mood. I feel like they're gonna to me at Starbucks sometimes. I know Starbucks partners out there. I don't hate it. I think if you're on the other end, you've worked at a restaurant, it's just I don't know. I'm so real. You know that you know quiet, and so it's like welcome to the mount shop, welcome to the man. And it was like the opening. So there was thousands of people coming in like literally sits so many times, dude, I was having panic attacks to say it. No, when the line was so long as the cashier, you don't think a cashier would be a hard job, like, but when there's a thou like literally like hundreds of people, I believe it would be for you. Yeah it was. And I kept looking at I kept trying to do an operating system that you don't understand. Holy sh it. New to New York and I was just going a job there. I knew the owner, Spencer, same birthday as me from Mountclair, New Jersey, where we just were Yeah, um yeah, he just gave me a job. I was sleeping on a couch for six months? How long? How did that end? Poorly? Did a panic at that? And I just laughed and I go, I can't be here. The manager, a different manager who was even above that, had this like energy of like you're working fifteen like like just just like stuff that's not needed, Like you're adding to something that's already stressful. So you're projecting your stress of like trying to like rink like rain things in by like trying to control everything, and I just don't do well in that environment. I was just like, I'm I just I can't be here right now. And when she goes, if you leave, you're not coming back and you're fired. And you were like thank god. I was like, Okay, could you've said that earlier? I was like, I'm going out, I'm leaving. Was distressful about it. My brain was just, yeah, you weren't going to do well in any Yeah. I mean I wouldn't have done well on a bench by myself with no line at that time. That was your job. After that, well, I hadn't drop have been good at like I mean, like besides comedy, if you could have like, well, not any job that you enjoy, but what job would you be good at. I'm a good coach. I'm good with Like I'm not the head coach. I'm a good assistant coach. Yes, where I don't have hilarious to want to be an assistant coach. Well that's what I am on this show. Yeah, I guess that's but like, but you have your own team over you have your own team downstairs. No, I know where Brenna is the assistant coach, Like you have aspirations to be a head coach in that in this world, I do under as long as the head coach doesn't have a big talking I was just talking about um this to Chris last night where we were talking about we were talking about it. I'm hiring these like interior organizers to organize my life and U I'm just stressed out about Like we got into kind of an h not an argument, but a disagreement like he we got into like just as stalemate of like we both weren't feeling each other because he had set up like he had organized these people to come in. He had called them, I had met them. I met them here, but he was here when they Like he did everything to get these women to come into my life and organize my house. And they're like two women like from the Home edit if you've watched a Netflix show. They're like build you shelves and every they do everything. And my thought was that when he Chris brought this up, I was like, yes please, and like they would just do everything and I wouldn't have to do anything. That's not the case. But once I get once Chris called me with like, okay, I talked to them about they they you know, surveyed everything, and then they gave a quote. It was a lot more expensive than I thought it was going to be, and which is fine, and I think I've talked about this before. But he goes and they'll come in like, let's find three days when you're in town. They he gave me three days, and I go, I'm in town those three days. I want them to do it when I'm not in town. He's like, well, you have to be there, and I was like, but then I don't want them to do this. And I was like, okay, then I'm just gonna hire my friend to do it. Because I my friend, I can just leave, even though it won't be as good. I can just leave her and I can. She won't be like mad at me. She'll just be like, oh, that's Nikki. She doesn't want to deal with this um. And you want like a home improvement situate where the family leaves and the bus moves and it's done that I don't even know what's happening. Was surprised h TV for you. I know, if it would be a pretty awesome to do that because I feel like I could be doing the home at it, like the celebrity edition of this kind of thing. I would have no problem having cameras coming, but I do feel like i'd have to be there for that even and I don't want to be there for it, and he was like and and so then he so he told me pick three days when you're in town, and I was like, I can't. I don't want to be there for it. He's like, we have to be there for some of it. So then he goes, okay, So I got it, So like, why don't you just make it so it's they worked two days when you're not there, but the first day you're there so you can kind of just direct them. And so he took the original thing that was way too much for me, and he whittled down to like just work them with them for like three hours one day. And what he didn't know was that that was also too much. But I felt like he's already done me this huge favor of get of negotiating that that he doesn't have to that Nikki is a little bit weird, and so now he's because I'm always someone who's like, I don't like to be a burden. I don't like my anxieties and my weird things to like make people like I'm I don't know. I just felt bad that like he already was like called them back and was like, can she be there for like just one day instead, and you guys can be there alone the rest of the days. And but what he didn't so I as soon as he said three hours, in my head, he's thinking I got it down to three hours. That's nothing she can do that. In my head, I go, that's I thought it was zero zero or nothing. I don't want to be involved. I will put the things in the room that I that I want in there. I'll put each item all throat in the room, and then they organize it and I leave. I don't want to go through each thing and be like yes, now, oh what's because I don't care about shoe? I don't I have no I have no preference. There's if you go, Nikki, what would you like your classes to look like? I have no starting point to give you. I don't have any you know this is and I just I just want to put myself out there, Nikki. If I know you so well, if you want me to come to St. Louis and be there with these people. I can totally do. I used to I loved cleaning my friend's house. It would I have so many like you that are willing to do that. But Chris was like, it's okay that you don't, and I go, that's because he was upset that he had done all this work to get these women, and then I go, I'm just gonna my friend do it. He didn't know my inner panic of like, I can't even do three hours because I felt bad saying to him I can't do three hours because he'd be like, well, who do you think you are that you can just not talk to people that are working on your house, like you have to be pleasant and let them in and say HOI you know, like And that's all the things I'm projecting onto him, thinking about me thinking I'm like too big time to like even talk to like people. But the thing is I don't like to talk. I have anxiety about talking to people, and like they if a maintenance man comes over, I don't want to be here for it. If someone comes over to fix the studio, I don't want to be here for it. I don't like because I feel like I have to be like, do you want some water? Um? What? What do you want? These cords over here? I don't know, I don't care. I have no preference. There are a lot of women listening to this podcast, and Chris is like, why do you have so much shame about not wanting to be involved in this? And I'm like, why do you think? Because every single woman I know, Noah, every woman I know men that I there's most men I know to love organization. I do not know a single woman who doesn't have a cleaner room than me, who doesn't like to decorate, who doesn't like to pick out wallpapers, who doesn't like to pick out paint colors, who doesn't like to pick out couches. I don't like any of that. And it makes me feel like I'm not a woman. It makes me feel the way men feel when they are emotional and makes them feel a little gay, like you might be feminine, which is like the worst thing to be as a man is feminine. That's how I was like trying to get Chris understand the way it feels for you to get really emotional and to say your feelings is the way I feel when I'm forced to do something home repairy that's supposed to just be like this natural thing for me to have. You know, whenever I design a set for my specials, they're like, so, what do you want the background to look like that. Every male comic I talked to goes, oh, I never like weigh in on that. I don't care. And for some reason, women are expected to have some sort of like opinion when it comes to style and what they like and what they don't like when it comes to aesthetic stuff. And I am not a woman that cares about that stuff. And I don't even know. I don't. He goes, just, what, like, what's a color you like? I'm like, I don't go. I don't care about anything. I don't care about I don't care about shelves. I don't want to learn about shells. I have no curiosity about shells. I'm not scared of shelves. I don't care. But you know what I'm scared of is not being a good woman, and I don't want to face it. Well, here's the thing. I think. It's like, I think you come from the same like I'm very similar to you in the sense of these organizers you've done this a million times. Your vision is better than anything I might be, Like, I kind of like to reach for my shoes at a two foot angles, So why is it not nice to go I trust your vision. You do you. I'm gonna like it, I promise you, because it's for me. It would be better if I gave them. So I do have some opinions. I'm just scared to get into it. And I have this anxiety about any new people, like and it's usually people I'm hiring to work for me that are like contractors, like when it comes to like, oh, my sister's friends are coming tonight, they're in town. No anxiety about meeting people for some reason, like people who are working for me, I don't want to talk to them. I don't want to get to know them. I want them to do everything when I'm not there because I'm embarrassed of my space, I'm embarrassed of my taste. I want their judgment to be happening when I'm not in the other room. And a lot of times someone the plumber comes to fix the toilet or like whatever it is. I go in the other room. I go, oh, it's just in there, and I direct him, and it seems rude, and I don't know where it comes from, but I know now, like through talking to Chris last night, it comes from your mom being nicky. You don't even know what you like. I heard that so much as a child. We would go out shopping and she'd be like, do you like these jeans? And I go, I don't know what. She goes, you don't even know what you like. You don't even have an opinion about anything taste wise. I don't like cooking. I don't ever. I don't have any interest in like, oh, baking things or meal prep or what what? When girls are like, oh my god, we got new cabinets, I'm dead. I'm so excited. We're building this house from scratch. I can't feel more removed from my fellow human than that. And I feel and Chris goes, why do you want to like things that you don't like? I don't understand, And I go, but like, don't you ever feel like? Man? I wish I liked doing that thing. I wish I liked reading like bigger books. I wish I liked I don't know, being more organized. I wish I love all these things. Yeah, of course people who have this all the time where they feel self doubt about things and they weren't He I go, but what about like when you didn't work as tall as you wanted to be, didn't you like resent people that were like tall? And He's like, I mean yeah, but I just also reason like I'm one of the luckiest people that's ever been born in humanity and the history of the world, Like the life that I have makes me in the top point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero one percent of all humans dating back forever. So like, yeah, if I was a little talleruld be great. Whereas for me not being as pretty as my sister was, like God had smited me, and like was like wrong with me? And I like, I fucking I wanted to die because of it. I was like I shouldn't even be alive because I'm not if you're not the best at something, which brings me back to I don't understand. I never understood people who didn't want to be famous. I had no I couldn't believe everyone in my class when we were little, like sixth grade or whatever, what do you want to be when you grow up? Not everyone didn't want to go actress. Why would you not want that? Everyone loves you, You're beautiful, You're on TV, everyone knows you. But I think even our generation you needed a profession like that was told early on you needed to be some kind of being an actress. Was he was crazy? Was that's what I was told? The idea of me being an actor. My dad told me when I wanted to be a comedian, I want to play third base for the Yankees. It's not a realistic thing for me, but that's what I'm saying, a kid's dream. Though kids are wasting astronaut, ballerina, marine, biologists, like veterinarian, like these things, that they're still real jobs. That comparatively, comparatively, astronaut is not a real job. I'm still there's there's more astronauts or there's more actors, for sure, so there's well now talking about people I do not understand, though, I'm so grateful that one wants to be famous because well now everyone cost but no, they don't. I mean, I really thought my parents were going to be like so excited to be on a t B show, like I was giving this gift to that. No, I'm talking about kids now they want to be like viral. I couldn't believe my parents were like, we don't really want to do this. I'm like, but you raised me, and so I understand what Chris doesn't want to do it. He grew up a different way. But like, but you guys are my blood, Like we think the same. How would you not want to be famous? But it's because they feel good enough about themselves. They don't eat adoration from strangers. But I need more adoration from you guys, Like we'll get something when we come back. This assistant coach is going to help you and we're back. Know what what would you be if you were radio show producer? I think if I had the brain for it. And this is just because of um, because of something that happened recently. I just want to be a veterinarian. I love that because you also when when Bruno died, I know that you were like really taken aback by how amazing vets were to you. Like I could tell you were like kind of blown away by your vet during that process. And you had again with Buzzy, right, so I had like such like a gentle experience with someone who had, you know, skills and knowledge that I don't have um and resources that I don't have, and I was helped without even asking for help. So that just like it definitely opened me up to understanding that people who have skills that I don't, they could do so much with it, and maybe I need to look inward and do something with what I have to offer. But I still haven't sent up for any volunteer work or anything like that, right, Like, what can you do to help the world about it? Well, I've never done it, and I don't know if you have. But of service work, Mr, I don't talk about it all because you can't because you do it because you're not trying to get attention for it, all right, But I do too, but I can't talk about it. You're gonna go to Hell if you're lying about what I don't believe in Hell. Okay, well you're gonna You're gonna stay on the third floor, all right. I'd rather go to Hell. It's loud down there. I don't think Hell's pride pretty quiet. Hell. No, Hell is loud, screaming the double laughing. Um No, I was just gonna say that the like we got in the comedy, the barrier of entry is easy, like but then what you the what heventry barrier of entry and in a word, I've never heard of that phrase, but I'm getting a barrier of entry. Yeah, I thought you were saying barrier of entry. Oh no, you're as a park huh. So do you mean the how to get in? Yes? Yeah, you don't have to like get a degree. You don't have to get a degree. You don't have to the the school firs seven years. You don't feel like interview to get it. Yes, but then you think it's an easy entry, but it's obviously not. Then it takes about eight years to get good at it and to actually succeed and make money at it. It fools you. Look volunteer work, you can just sign up and do it, but to be good at it, maybe it takes a little bit of time. I'm just saying, like I like things like the idea of being of that narying, the idea of being a doctor, the idea of being a lawyer, the schooling, the applying all that ship frozen paralyzed can't do so if you were going to do something that didn't take like, you could take that out, take that out of the equation of like, oh I could just be it. See, I would like a different thing. I would like those things of like um uh, I like I like how there's something appealing about getting my masters and then being like Okay, there's like a process. Then there's a test you take and then you write a dissertation and then you get a good enough like that you have these bars because with comedy it is so fluid and it's just like there's no actual like there's like okay I did a late night set, boom, got it done. Okay, I got a TV show, boom, got it done. But like I like having benchmarks of like you got through these things. So I think that that would appeal to me. But what do you mean, Like, what's another thing like an uber driver, like the best uber driver. No, I'm just saying I think there's things that we don't do because obviously there takes, and like being a veterinarian. You can't just be like hey, I'm just gonna because you know Waltson here and be a veteran. Can't. Yes, you could. You could just sign up for school. It's not free. It's not free. You have to apply. You can't just go to be like you gotta probably pass boards to go to bed. Thinking of going back to school, you know, like now as an adult, because I feel like, okay, I could definitely set myself down and do homework and study, but just thinking about the whole application process and loans and all of that, I'm just like, I never forget it. Next year, that dog will find someone else. I don't know. When Kim kardactually passed the baby bar I got like jealous because I could see like her studying and her having this like accomplishment like that she was so proud of. I was like, I want to do something like I want to get you'd be good at the baby Barah. I think I would be a good lawyer, I think, but I have no interest in it, even though that would be a good thing to give back. I mean a lot of people get into law to be good people and to help, you know. Pro Bono keeps going immigration law, family law and stuff like that. I saw Bono performed performed in Kiev in Ukraine for free. I like a bar Did I say wrong Kevin Kevin, Ukraine? Um? I say Kiev is a key fler Keep keep. My friend's mom worked at Keith Bakery on Kings Highway. So that's how we used to say it on King's Highway. Thought it could. That's in St. Louis. Yeah, we live close to kings Away, very close. Do you know the McCloskey is those people the gun tote mccloskey's, you know, the ones that during the Black Lives Matter protests in St. Louis, those two old people. That house is like you could I mean bb gun distance from our apartment. That's crazy right in the public I just saw on St. Louis read it yesterday. Someone took a picture of one of the mccloskey's cars and it's decked out in like an American flag, like wrapped up in it. And there's a picture of him because he's a senator, so state sent state representative something, and there's a picture of it's like McCloskey, State rep. And it's him on his porch looking scared with the gun. It's the picture and he's like proud of it. Now it's now a branding when it should be the shameful thing. It made me sick. I hate those people. I hate our neighbors. Yeah, I mean what what what houses across from shropp that's that's it across it's lit up all the time. It's m big like gray thing across the y. Yeah, mcclass keys. I didn't know until I was walking Luigi and there were these two tourists that were taking a picture and she was like getting get it in the background, and I go, what what is that? And they go, oh, mcclass keys, And I was like what. I live uplock away from these fucking it They get positive reinforcement. They go to their fucking country club and everyone's like, oh, there's bang bang bang bang, and they're like, yeah, drinks on me, bang bang. Can you imagine being proud of trying to shoot at a Black Lives Matter protest and looking like little pussies on your front porch because a bunch of kids are just fighting for people to have equal rights, You losers, protecting your stupid stone house that looks like a above ground grave, Like it looks like a tool. Liam, Yeah it did. I hate them with their like And that woman's like holding the gun all wrong with frizzy hair. She looks like she just like got done feeding her parents. No offense to parent owners. I'm gonna be one some day, But she just looked being proud of that. Yuck. I hate anyone who likes those people. Stop listening to the podcast. I hate you, Yeah, all the mccloskey's out there. I just hate these people that have like their trucks wrapped in like pictures of like a shirtless Trump on like the cross. Are you being ironic? I wish with you. I don't know the idea of idolizing anybody like that, but that was before you. That was before he became president. Actually, my dad and my dad defense d DS as his lawyer pro bono, no money, Dad, Although I better still be in the will. You're going to hell if I'm not. It's quiet, it's hot. Um My dad hates Trump post president. That's good. I mean, I'm not supposed to, like, you're not supposed to meet hate with hate, but man, it's hard. I'm sorry for your of course, that's what's gonna happen. It's going to be the worst thing possible. He's going to win because of Elon Musk. Do you think taking him off initially wasna anyway? Because by the way, it doesn't matter if Trump wins or loses, he still thinks he won the last election. He's going to win this one too, in his own mind, and this time his supporters are not going to really put up with him not winning. Do you think taking him off the first time probably was bad? It was great he went away. We didn't talk about him every day he went away. It was great. He's gonna but no matter what, he's going to quote unquote win. Jack. Start looking at Jack from Twitter. Yeah, Tom's friends from my space Jack, Tom, Mark Mark, Oh god, they're only one from uh he He regrets taking Trump off because I think what it does is it makes him more powerful obviously if he comes back. In a way, if he comes back, it's gonna be like only ship like it's gonna be. He's his first tweet is going to get eighty million likes because he was taken away and Trump has claiming that he's not coming back. He's going to stay on. I don't even know what his is called. I think it's called Frumpy Dick or something. Um anyhow, Uh yeah, So let's get to the news. You heart, it's Wednesday, folks, you know what that means. That is Wednesday. I hope you're having all the swells out there, and let's go to mccloskey's I hope you shoot yourself, but yeah, but leave us the leave the door open so we'd come in and check out your big screen, all right? Um, do you know your big screen? All right? Well, speaking of not having self awareness, a South African pastor is given a lot of heat online after filming himself proposing to a grieving woman in the middle of her father's funeral just mere feet deceased Coffin. Critics accused the man of making the somber occasion about himself. Is this a cultural thing? Though? Again we're talking about these like funerals and other like I'm not I'm not trying to be like dumb American who thinks anything outside of our country is like that's just the way they do. I mean, I don't know if this is cultural. I mean it seems it's what's the Is there a video? Um? There is apparently she she seems to have accepted. And this is a different This is a weird this is a religious thing. He's like, he was a pastor, so he has a God complex. He can do whatever he wants. He probably thought he was like, do you think out a thing with the dad like a like an argument with the dad, like oh you're dead now now I'm taking no. I bet it was like this is your dad's wish. You know, this is all just these are all kind of connected to like God and like religion and how weird it can be. Here's here's what he said. Because you're you're kind of close. He thanked God for being in his girlfriend's life during this difficult time, and he hoped that his proposal would help her come to terms with her father's passing. Yeah, okay, wait, I thought he was. So they were girlfriend and boyfriend. This wasn't out of the blue, he said, I just proposed to her at her father's funeral. Okay, that changes it for me. I thought it was just like some pastor that was like I want this young girl to be my bride. Now that's even we read this headline again. There was no indication that they were together before this. I feel like it's true. Was I wrong? No? No, No, that makes okay. So that's why I thought it was a cultural thing of like, oh, we just work at the pastor in our community. And I really did think that. Um, I get that people are always trying to they don't know how to handle grief or like their person, they care about suffering and they're just trying to make it stop by like your distraction. So he probably thought it was a good way. It's just not fair. I mean, if I was a woman, I'd be so pissed to be put on honestly would like it? Why because if let's just be honest, like if I was dating someone and I was kind of waiting, we are at that point where it was like kind of waiting for this proposal. Yeah, we're waiting for my dad to die, but my so that we could take a dip in that pool whenever we want, um, even the winter. Take the thing off, yea, the lead up. Yeah, I get those that like old tarp of leaves out of there, go about the dead frogs and take a little Okay, I I think that, um, I would like something. I am someone who when I'm in pain, I want something to distract me from it. I don't want to feel it. I don't want to like mourn my dad's loss. I don't want to focus on it. I want something to get me out of this, something to live with, something to make me feel like there's a future after my dad dies. Something that's like, Okay, this is a huge life change, but here's another big change so you can kind of pivot and not that it's the healthiest thing, but I think I would like that. I mean, I was crying in a couple of therapy yesterday about like my dad's gonna die someday, and like I want a partner who fulfills some of the things I get from my dad, which is a weird thing to say of like, you know, like I want my husband to be like my dad, but I just want my husband, is what I was saying, to love me as much as my dad loves me, that unconditional, like you know, dad love. And my therapist was like, well, that's you know, that's a difference. That's because what it's yeah, like that, it's just you can't help but love whatever you like spawn you're gonna love, yeah, And it's hard to do that with someone who you didn't spawn, Like I don't want, you know, my boyfriend or my husband too. Like I'm not I'm not like sexually sexualizing that love. It's just like the kind of like thinks I hung the moon love my dad like thinks I'm the greatest thing that has ever happened to the world. Everything I do is amazing. My mom does not as much. My mom was on Instagram Live the other night, right when you were on the stage. I would on the Stigm Live to tell people to watch the uh reality show, and I got mom about to go on stage. Any requests for jokes, literally any joke you can think of that I've ever done. She couldn't think of one jokes. She's watching my act a million times. Was I heard by that? No, if my dad said that, I would be shocked, because my dad is someone who like watches literally everything I do um, which is not what I wanted a partner, But I just want someone to like, you know, I I crave like some and just being like, God, I just love watching you shine that kind of thing which Chris does. It's just like I was just kind of having a freak out recently about like my dad dying, and like, what the funk is the point of me living if I my dad dies, because all I do everything so that he'll be like, you were so goddamn good on that that just feels so good. He doesn't. I don't want him to listen to every podcast. I don't even tell my dad. When a mom thinks he gets so mad, he's like you were with Kelly Clarkson, you didn't tell us, Like he gets so upset in them. So it's not like I'm like, Daddy, look what I did. But when I do, hear feedback from him of like that that song was so goddamn good. Yeah, it's there's something about it that makes me. And I know a lot of people don't have that in their lives. Their parents fucking suck or like they never And I feel I feel sad that I need. I feel embarrassed that I needed so much. Look, you know how many awnings your name sold for him? Yeah, that's a shoddy jay. Come at me, bit, I don't think you come at me pitch all right? Um so, yeah, Chris proposed me on my dead's funeral. If you're listening, but it's religious in a different going. Okay, yes, right for the next one. Cheating the infidelity create attachment ambivalence, which means mixed or contradictory feelings about the other person. So when a deep and healthfully dependent connection is unexpectedly damage, you are traumatized. A trauma specialist says terror increases the need for attachment, even if the source of comfort is also the source of the terror. Many be trade partners find themselves in an emotional war with themselves. They look at their cheating partner and think, I love you, but I hate you. I need you close, but I can't stand to be in the same room as you. That I was reading on Reddit last night actually about someone that was like, how do you not cheat on your wife or girlfriends? Like as a man? Like it was I'm too afraid to ask, and it was like I want to fund other people, what do I but I love this? How do you do it? And every response was like you just jerk off if you want to do it, and then you have postnut clarity. There was nothing about like, man, that feeling will go away if you love your woman enough. It was all like this is a feeling you will struggle with the rest of your life. Always consider is the emotional hurt I'm causing someone I love going to be worth this? This putting my dick in this like that. It was all like coping strategies that don't have anything to do with like, well, you need to make your relationship stronger. It's like it's not about that it's about like it's like, don't and then everything, yeah, please don't do like we're a condom. Yeah no, there make sure you're in a barn relation ship, an open bar um. Yeah, it was it. I loved it because there was nothing. There was nothing being soft about, like your wife is someone that you'll just naturally feel. It was someone who was asking the question who wasn't married, but was like, I'm I would like to be married someday. How the funk am I going to want to not fuck anyone else? And they were like, no, that will never go away. And after the fact, after it happens, you still love them, You still want to be with them while you hate them to me. But that's what they said. Was in this thing that I'm hearing, there is the emotional trauma it causes. Someone that you cheat on is so much worse and it is almost irrept like unreparable and and in a lot of ways, like you know, Estra Parrel always says, you will never have the relationship that you had before this infidelity. You have to start a new relationship. This new relationship is one in which you were cheated on, and like it could be a different but it's not you will never have back the relationship you had before the infidelity, which is maybe not a bad thing because more you know on there's more honesty in this new relationship. But you can't live in a world where that didn't happen ever again. Like, and that's what the people in the reddit thing we're referencing of, Like, know that this isn't just you getting your dick wet one time. If you get caught, there's there will be reverberations throughout the rest of your life, and you will cause someone you love so much emotional damage that you cannot predict or understand. And it's not the action, it's the trust aspect. It's both. But yeah, I like the I think Drew Michael had a bit about like, oh no, I've cheated. It was just just happened. And it's like here's the forty ways and like you met at the bar, you talked to him, you did this, there's like fifing that led to it. There's something about I was drunk that makes me feel a lot better someone cheats because as someone who was drunk, I did a lot of things I do not stand by. I didn't really want to do it. Wasn't like, oh, this is my secret desire to tell this person I love them, or two, get on top of that car and dance like all the things I've done to jump that fence with flip flops and break my heel, these aren't things that I was like, I would love to do them. I can't wait. I just need to get drunk. I was a nitty. I'm stupid when you're drunk. So there's something about being drunk that I truly had. You know, when my ex boyfriend made out with a girl when he was drunk and said, I thought it was you. He I knew he did. That wasn't an excuse, Like he got so dumb when he drank, like he was just he wouldn't make at all. She had blonde hair, and it was in a setting that we always hung out, like he just was missing me, and like I know people are like, oh, yeah, right, Nick, you're so glable. No, this guy was literally mentally I don't know if you can say the word retarded, but he would be on par with someone with it, like he would be a mentally disabled person. Sometimes when he drank, it was so scary. So when he was like I thought it was you. I just was like, I know you did like some people, you know, because she had cold, a cold sore. That's why I was mad. I was like, we've seen that girl before and she had an active cold or what the funk were you doing? That was what made me man. I really didn't care the whole. Like you say, you're honest when you're drunk, Like, there's a lot of things with like people like hold you accountable even more so because that's who you really are. Dude. There's times where I'm fucked up. I was not. I'm not that person. You're not honest, and oh what I would always say the opposite actually of what I meant, Like I would always tell girls I love you, Oh my god, I want to be front, Like I would always say in the morning, go why did I say the opposite of what I meant to that person? And it's because I drunk, there WASI There are times, though, when you have like a secret that you're like you want to tell someone and you need to and you need that liquid courage quote unquote. Alcohol dumb makes you dumb. So everything that's telling you don't say this, this isn't the right thing to do. That goes away and then you do the dumb things. So there are times where you do speak the truth because the stuff that's keeping you from saying the truth falls away because you're stupid, or when you drink. But for me, it would always make me say that do the opposite. So it's so weird to like if you got caught cheating and you were hammered and like you don't even remember the fuck, Like it's just like a you know, if you're blacked out and you cheat and it ruins your whole life. You had like three kids and you just were just fucked up one night. You don't even remember your dick being in the you know what I mean, and that moment your life is forever change of a moment that you can't even remember. God, that's gonna be fucking fucking alcohol. It's alcohol. But it's also like I don't know, just like if I got cheated on, I would be hurt because of the lie, like you said, more than like the act, Like I just don't no, I know, But it's like a life that like you weren't even no I understand you're saying, like it does. But even after you come you also go what was Why was it was that worth? It was that drunk with horns like even if you're not runk, Like women need to understand that men when they get really horny and they're presented with like fresh wet puss that wants them like, it's as if they're so drunk, it's almost yeah, you do, You've done dumb things in your horny and you go, I just have jerked off, and then I wouldn't have driven. Yes, Cactus, I thought there was a bust advice just jerk off, and I always I used to have a bit about it. Women, if you don't want your husband to cheat on you before he leaves, make him jerk off or blow him. Like a guy with an empty bag of nuts is not going to cheat on you. They can't. There's no desire there. It's like you're don't don't go out and eat, okay, well, then feed him a huge meal beforehand. It's like going to rob a bank and you give a guy a gun and you go, hey, there's no bullets, and you're like, okay, well I'm not gonna you know what, Am I going to pistol up someone with my dick? With my soft dick? I won't even leave a mark. I am so I cannot get comfortable. I'm just sweating constantly. I'm so sweaty. I'm just like, I feel repulsive in my own skin. I'm pam messling, like I'm about to start my period and I'm just sweaty. Let's take a break and come back. Uh, why do I care? Why do I care? Adam Sandler throws his daughter a star studded butt mitzvah. Oh yeah, Spade? Was that that? I think because the other night we were texting or something and he was like, yeah, I just loved the kids party, and he didn't say who. He's so cool that he didn't tell me that he was at this insanely awesome that I connected the dots after I saw this headline, I'm like, god, damn it. Yes, it's a candy themed birthday party with Jennifer Anniston, Charlie Pouth, Halsey, Taylor Lautner and some TikTok stars involved invited. It's yeah, it's been since he's been in in Nowhere Wolf Twilight movie. Yeah, that's fun. I mean it is weird. Why Adam Sandler and JN France in Our Front? I know that Pooth is in there, like, I don't know how they got to know him? Yeah, may I definitely my bar Mitz I had to cutouts of baseball players. That's it? What really? Yeah? Whose they can say go Mark McGuire bash brothers Mark McGuire, No, but he was just cut like a cutout, I know, but like a cardinal. No. No, this is when he was on the a's theme was baseball? But why Mark McGuire from Did anyone even know him before St? Louis? I just loved his forearms as a kid. Was that the only one they had at the shop? I don't Yeah, Actually, the more I think about it, I don't think the shop had a ton of options. I don't think it was like a fat head back then. I think you got what was in the shop. They can say it such a great name. It's a great name, Mark mt Wires and they're both like they're both steroid freaks that hit the ball about seven hundred feet. Did you have a theme for your bat Mitzvah? Noah, I did not have about Mitzvah because I don't like being the center of attention, so I never did any of them. Understand you didn't go to graduation, didn't have abart Mitzvah. I didn't want any of it. WHOA did it like birthday parties? I was The truth is I was always really embarrassed of our apartment, and to think that I would be inviting kids from my class home mortified me. So I was mortified. I would feel the same way. I kind of felt that way with because it was all I went on Christian school. They've never been to apartment, Like it was like going to the moon for them. They were like, I've never seen this many Jews, y'all. There's more than they were hanging out with jose and Mark. Yeah. They're like, well, yeah, we'll just fucking hang out with the Christian guys. Yeah, oh my god. I just remember being obsessed with of the dancers at the bar Mitzvah party and just like following her everywhere. One of the dancers. Yeah, one of the older dancers. What do you mean a dancer? We had dancers at the party that got the ship going with the DJ. Oh, so she was like an older girl that was like iired as part of the I did that a lot. Actually, Like there was a there was a singer on a cruise when I was like fourteen, who like I was really into and like, yeah, they were like celebrities almost Yeah, I guess, so the boy was subsessed. I wasn't paying attention at all to the girls in my grade, and that was like my time to shine. I just made some more unattainable who the dancer? You had no chance and so there was no you know, in a relationship or like like having a celebrity crush, like you're never going to get them. There's no like, there's no risk. Yeah, I was drunk, so it wasn't in pedophilia. I one time with my sister, which in Florida, so it didn't count. Oh right, Yeah, anyway, I was with my sister in Florida. My dad was at some capable convention. We got to go to this amazing resort in Florida when I was a kid, and they had this amazing party at this resort, and I'll never forget they hired mermaids to swim in the pool at night and just be like these mysterious mermaids, and my sister and I were so creeped out but also fascinated by them because they weren't like talking and they were just like they were really swimming. They were like it was such a cool thing to do with this beauteful that like you know, one of those pools that had different like channels and like so there were these mermaids were just they weren't talking to each other. They weren't talking, they were we didn't. We almost were like are they real mermaids? Like there was something And I just remember my sister and I being so creeped out yet intrigued. I mean, I'm still I am creeped out by anyone who's playing a character at a party, a mascot goofy. Yeah. I don't understand children. I understand children who like mascots less than I understand women who like redesigning closets. I feel less connected to children. I just couldn't understand why a child I want to walk up to someone who is clearly, first of all, not the cartoon you see on TV. This guy is it's way bigger, and it's made of cloth and like and it moves like a human. It's not like there's it's and it ruins the car cartoons is a world where it's like it's real. And then you take these characters out of the car. It's just like, what is this? Children who like that? Oh my god, can you imagine having to be a mermaid? And you're like either hungover to test your child an idiot, and I Q test for a child to see if it's actually thinks if your child likes mascots, you your child might be special, Like yeah, we'll probably make out with someone that thinks it's you. That's your kid if they like I mean, I just my sister and I were scared of those because we would We were cunning enough to know at these I don't even think Cunnings right, were to know that they were men in there even when we were little, and that even if we didn't know there were men, we knew there was something off about it. Like you're smart to me, I wasn't. I wasn't afraid of the person inside it. I didn't think that far ahead saying like, you just know it's off. There's something not right about it. It isn't Goofy, it isn't tweety Burt there, it's not it's it's not Mickey. That's something else and I don't like it, and it's better stay the funk away from me. I was you were watching the Dancer. I was watching Mickey the whole time. Like, I hope that guy does not come around here. I wouldn't get so scared. I like that you have an idea that there is a real Mickey and he's just not there. Yeah, like a cartoon world is real and this another realm. I didn't think it was like real, and like stay in the cartoon world. I don't want you walking around d a fan. Clowns are discussed. Clowns scared this ship out of me. It's another thing of like what are you? Are you a human or are you not well? Are you dancer? The movie it ruined it? Oh yeah, I mean it ruined what about the character and the Adams faithing. I liked that guy, the big thing of hair. I don't know. I loved Adam's family interesting. I don't know. I never really watched some of the parties though. All right, um, let's get to our Wednesday segment. It is time for Andrews to sink short story Circles segment. That guy sounds pretty cool. Yeah, he's a good guy. I haven't told I don't think I've told this story. And stop me if I'm wrong, but I think it could be fun, considering I was really fucked up when it happened. But you know the story. You cheated with Goofy. Yeah, Goofy's cock will Pluto peg me? But it was like, you know that Pluto is not a real isn't a dog? What is he? That's just a Pluto isn't a planet? Joke didn't really work. Well, he wasn't a dog for a year, and then we found out he was actually a dog, which is fucking wild. But he wasn't a dog for a year. Pluto the planet came back. I think I heard Pluto is just the guy the planet, some guy inside there Ji the next closest planet after Mars. You told me that. I think that. Well Jupiter, fucking dude, something's going on over there. What I mean, it's got a big old hole hurricanes. Yeah, dude, that fucking planets going off. Yeah, we'll get there. I mean, we go through each planet. I got it. I got a lot anyway, So the story, So I end up. I'm in New Orleans. I'm visiting back to college. Uh uh, you know, I came back. I'm I feel cool, but you don't. I'm just young enough where it's still cool to come back to college, you know what I mean. I think, yeah, I still had friends there. There's an age where it stops feeling cool and you start feeling like, like seven Predator, it was the last year there. I think it's when everyone that was in college when you were at college is now graduated. Yes, four years, yes, so I go back. I'm like twenty three. I never do ecstasy. Really, I've done it maybe twice in my life. I take it that night and I'm hanging with my two buddies. And did you take it because like you wanted? It was just a drug. There wasn't like, oh I want to feel I want to dance tonight, or you know, I just want to I think my two friends took it, so it was pure pressure and and so they took it. And then I remember seeing the lead singer Some forty one at a club before I even got to the bar, and being like, I was really into Some forty one. I don't know what it was. I was too old. Price was there one song I'm in too deep, I'm not trying, And they had love that you don't even know. The second the most popular song you're such a fan. You don't even know the second lyric the because that we move back in high school. Because I'm in too deep and I'm trying to sleep. No, just try, I'm in too deep. I know this and I don't even know some forty one something. I'm trying to keep what goes on thoughts in my head. Instead, I'm goings, you were not a some forty one fan. I don't believe it. I really was. There's an Indian guy. Know their chorus of the most popular song, even one word of it is absurd to me. How drunk I was, so I'm hammered. I'd take the ecstasy. I didn't really kick in that hard, but I see the lead singer and I'm like, I just knowed it that he was there, and I was like, wow, that's so cool. Then an hour later, I go to this bar called the Boot, which is the campus bar. I don't know if you had it at Kansas, where it was like the main bar where everyone went. There were fights there. It was it was the wild West for and if you were an outside going into this bar, I didn't care who you were. You're gonna get treated if you think you're better than anyone in college. People are so insecure they're gonna want to fight you or they're gonna want to embarrass you. So Derek Whibbley comes in and he's like the number one, like fuck everybody. I'm remember he had like the whole he's like dating Avril Levine. Yeah, he was flicking everyone off. He was like a punk. Okay, so you're not gonna punk us, you know, because we're looking where the punks. You can't punk a punk, like that's literally the thought process. So I go up to him and I'm like, dude, you're my favorite band. You're some forty one. I fucking love you. You're like the Beatles for me. I love that one song I'm in Too Deep you keep you finish it. And then um and and he's like, all right, come find me later and I'll give you tickets for the show. I go, all right, dude, that's awesome. So I'm back with glow sticks whatever fucking I don't know, like just feeling the fucking whatever bon Jovie music. And then my buddy went up to Derek Whibbley and he was on cocaine and again like this is this, Oh before this, they gave him a shot of piss. The bartender gave some forty one and all their friends piss shots. Who's piss the bartender's piss no where what they know they didn't order it sounds the kind of bar. I know, this is the kind of bars that we're talking about, because they were just like, these guys are famous, and they're famous, let him a shot of a cold piss, and they're so jealous because they're getting laid more than they are. Yeah, and they're fucking are Levine and he's a millionaire. Let's give him Welcome to New Orleans, millionaire. And he kind of liked the piss. I'm not gonna lie. It seemed like he enjoyed it a millionaire. Do you saw him take the piss? Yeah, he took the piss. I'm not taking the piss out of you. He took it. He loved it. Pistol So, uh, he takes the piss. My buddy goes up to me. He's like, holy shit, you're that band you seeing all the small things And he didn't really know if he was sucking. You did better with that song, by the way, because I didn't get into second all the small things true care true things. I'll take one. Look, you're my best. So he goes, that's not my song. My buddy goes, oh dude, my bad, my bad, and he leaves because your buddy trying to work with him. Yes, okay, piece of ship. They're all pieces of ship in this bar. Were just trolling these poor guys from some forty one ye Did they ask them if they wanted to be in a fraternity? Is it? That guy is probably that guy's friend. So they're also jealous. This happens to me all the time to famous men. Like people are so rude to famous guys because they are so jealousy getting more possy than them. That's all it was. And it was just like they want the story of I'm the guy that took down the celebrity. So he goes back to Derek Whibley and he goes, dude, you sing Stacy's mom got it? Go in on your all at one and and he is, that's not my fucking song. He's catching on now that the guy's working with him. He picks his nose and flicks off my buddy, and my buddy picks his nose and flicks him. This king Lear, it's like an old like a Shakespearean like you know they used to like like I bite my tongue at you where I bite my my thumb. Yeah, that's exactly. I'm watching on ecstasy and I'm just like what is going? Like how is this real life? You know? And then Derek Whibley takes his drink and threw it in my friend Joe's face? Was this all inside? And don't really like? Loud girls trying to get around this guy because he's famous, are like easy. This bar is so out of control that like you don't really know what's really like how did you even know something? Forty? Like you recognize the guy because you're such a fan and he had really spiky hair. I saw him earlier in the night. Oh that's right, but like earlier in the night, did you know ship it's Derek, Yeah, the holy ship, that's Derek Whibley. Dud, you got a leather jacket on and fox our levine kind of thing? Did you get a leather jacket? Later that week, I took his so so no so so. Then the fight didn't start inside the bar. They both get kicked out of the bar. You have Derek Whibbley and like maybe twenty random people that want to fight for you know, a lot of people stick up for a celebrity just because he's a celebrity, you know. And they all have like chain wallets like that's how you know. There to some forty one. And then you have all these frat guys that are all pieces of ship wanting to fight. These twenty like kind of and I would say they were more nerdy, you know, And they're about to fight, and it's like fucking like insane, like like testosterone like crazy. And I'm like, I get this idea that I'm gonna solve. I'm gonna exta, I'm gonna freaking Buddha this thing. I'm gonna DOLLI Lama and I get in the middle. It's like, no, dude, this is like one of my favorite bands. I don't think we should fight, Joe. They're good guys, and like, I don't know if they thought I was being sarcastic because I was so like nice and like I think they're just done being fucked with. Yeah, so you're telling your friends back off them. I'm telling everyone back back off. This is this is not the fight you want. These are good guys that played they have that one song that I kind of know, and Joe's like whatever. So then the guy next to fucking Derek Whibley, also in a leather jacket, pushes me, and I was on extasy. I was like, oh yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, he slapped with your cock. So no, so he hits me and I I didn't know how to respond. All I did, I just I threw him, I like, like a little kid. This guy might have been a hundred fifteen pounds. So the leather jack the guy flew, I'm not kidding, like seven Like there was a time where he was in the air and it was quiet, you know what I mean, Like there was like it was all slow mo. Yeah, it was like a like a tumbleweed went by. And then he hits his head on the car and he's knocked out, and everyone it's just quiet, like you could hear a pin drop literally, And I just turned it Derek Quibbly and I go, So you think I could still get tickets for tomorrow's show right after? This happened right after And I'm not kidding, I don't understand why that would happen. Well, he told me to come find him later for to get tickets for the shoe. So you look over at his the friend you just threw his head on the sidewalk, bleeding, and then you just did you realize it was funny to do that. Okay, so you're being funny. I was being funny, But I was also like, like I really wanted to be his friend, Like I still because maybe I was in ecstasy, Like I still wanted him to even though that was his friend. You just threw yes, yes, but he hit me first, So I thought it would have seen that. You know what, You're a better friend to me than this guy. I know what you got? Yeah? Yeah, what if he was like backstage, man, do you want do you want to share my letter jacket? He takes it off and he just puts it on you, and you feel like you're part of the I'm part of like the reasearch and anyways, so final thought, I guess I keep saying, thought, I um, he goes, no, dude, you killed my friend or like he said you hurt my friend or something, and I was like I was like, yeah, sorry about that, and then a fight just breaks out and the brawl breaks out, like full on brawl and all these like some forty one guys are getting beat up like it's bad, like people are getting knocked out, like straight out wild weast ship and where are you. I'm not fighting, I'm at that point. I really, I'm already at the stadium. I'm in. I'm talking to a security guy, like, dude, the show is not for three days, like I'm no, no, but I know hang out. I guess it was the day before you hang out in New Orleans. So I end up. So then Derek Whibley runs away and if you've seen Braveheart, you know, like the king that gets away from and sees all the people fighting for him die, and he's like, he's cowardly, cowardly, and he's like three maybe like a hundred yards away, which would be three feet. So he's like, and he's flicking us all off with the guy that I pushed, and he's flicking us off the no, I hope not maybe later from natural CAUs. So he's flicking us all off. And then for some reason, my ego now is hurt because I didn't get his friendship. Yeah, I did get his friendship. It's not about the ticket of the show. It's about him liking me, and so I run towards him. But even on ecstasy, I'm slower than my two friends that ran past me and just started fighting the one guy that I already like, Plus where are they picture them up on like a yeah, like where are they? They're actually just near the library. So they start fighting and my buddy starts beating up Derek Whibbley. Now he's getting He's like I just remember him going dude, no, dude, no ship got his ass? Who really did he? Was he able to perform the next night? I never looked into it, you really did you ever look at like maybe he's told this story before somewhere or so. Yeah, so that so that so I found there. So the next day Page six wrote an article because my friend called it in and it said some forty one gets taste of Southern Discomfort and yeah it's Themaan Punker. Yeah yeah, so that's you can find. It's hard to find the story for some reason under that name because it was written in three before the internet. It's so funny like stuff when you read articles from online, you're like, how do they digitize this? Like there is just yeah, things get buried. Yeah, so so we couldn't find that. I can't find that. I'm sure someone could probably find it. But there's another article where he talks about how these frat guys fought him in New Orleans. Oh there's uh so, I I looked online in the news some forty one cancels tour while Derek Whibley recovers from attack. But this happened in a bar in Japan. I guess this is something they do. Maybe maybe I was in Japan, Yeah, could have been in Japanese. Yeah, maybe what's the next layerco? I think you're turning Japanese? You never heard that one? At the I'm turning Japanese. I think I'm turning Japanese. I really thinks. So you've never heard that song? Maybe I didn't know. Have you ever heard? It's about masturbating? Really, well, what's the course I'm turning Japanese? I think I'm turning Japanese? That really think sons turning Japanese? That Japanese? That really thinks basically, Yeah, I don't whoa this is like my It's an eighties song, but it's like was played so much. It's like such a just like a campy song that people are like they play a lot in movies like it's it's really well known. That reminds me of my joke where it's like any time the song saved tonight, saved tonight. I think it's funny to just go, what is the song? I never heard of this and people go, no, you don't know. I never heard it, But I really never heard that. I cannot believe that has missed you. That's really good, But I didn't know he was saying, Japanese doesn't if dinner no, ain't dain't dn'tdn't, didn't, if that doesn't ring a belt to you, because I'm pretty I think I'm even on key on that. Can I ask question? Did you ever look at marian is dying? Marian? What's going on with you? What is your tail? A wagon? Look at her little tail going? Did you ever see a celebrity or remember media celebrity before you got in the comedy? See what every day in the mirror um before I got into comedy. That's a good question. Maybe we'll talk about it on my next episode Mickey Glazer Podcast, Guys Do Not be Kid And I was gonna do for us really