Nikki explains why she loves to podcast 4 days a week. Andrew is trained in excel and Nikki sorta gets coding. Noa needs a Romanian translator for an important video. Nikki is frustrated by people's polarity and explains it using the Johnny Depp Vs. Amber Heard trial. They stand up for feminists, Andrew explains Florida stuff and Nikki realizes her vagina is a pecan. You Heard It Here First, the Chappelle attack and how 2% increments might make you an NFL neurosurgeon. In Fanthrax, Nikki and Andrew read messages from Besties and get asked to invent a video game. They end the show with a stupid rap.
The Nicky Glazer Here Nick Hello, here I am. It's The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Welcome to the show. Rounding out the week Thursday show. We did a full week of shows this week. It feels I feel accomplished. The past couple of weeks, I've been skipping, you know, here and there. It's just been tough to get them all in it. We've done Monday through Thursday. Boom boom, boom boom, getting them all out. UM love doing the show. Still remind everyone that I could be sometimes bitch a lot. I actually I had a call with my everything but the show. But because much like family and friends, like when you're when you are um stressed and like in a bad mood in life is getting at you, you like, take it out on the thing you love the most, that you know will always be there for you. The best peas lose out on me when I'm busy. That's the first thing to go because I know you'll understand and I know you'll always love me. It's kind of the same thing. I even had a discussion with my managers, my agents, managers and agents the other day on the phone and we're just going over all like the beats of my career and they, you know, the last thing was like, and how's the podcast? And I was like, I love it, no complaints. Let's like it's awesome, and you know, they're surprised that I can fit that in with everything else. They're like, four days you got you're doing okay, and I'm like, yeah, it's Honestly, when on a rough week, it's it's just another thing. And then sometimes it will be like okay, I gotta do that, But the second I start doing it, never am I like, like, it's always fun the whole time, and four days and when I don't have anything going on, it is the best. It's it's good all around. I like that it gives my life structure. Even if it's a little bit of structure. At least I have something to look forward to each day. Yes, I love doing it, and four days verse two days, two days. I have another pod I do one day a week. That feels harder sometimes in doing this for day I don't know what it is about repetitiveness and doing more that becomes easier because it becomes a habit. Yeah. I always say, like when I've done podcasts for one day a week and for some reason, they really like it comes around you're like, oh God, that's why I don't do guitar lessons anymore. Voice lessons like this one a week thing. For some reason. When you get it done, you go, oh, I have a whole week before I have to do it again. And it's like it's there the next day and it's like always, you just dread this part of your week because you didn't do enough prep for it. If it's every day, you don't have an if you didn't do prep. But like makes sense because it's every day, I do more things because then the quality doesn't act like there's not a bunch of there's If it's one a week, people are like, this better be the best thing ever. But if there's four a week, you can go, well, it's not if you don't like it, because I do four a week. It's like a defense. I get it. I get it. Can I read you um a review? Which I don't read the reviews on the show because I'm I'm you know, like I do what you do. I just like blur my eyes. But this one Andrew does. Yeah, Andrew does recognize this one. Just do four words. I'll finish the sentence. Okay, I just want to say I love Nikki's energy on this show. She always seems so happy to be I just want to say thank you to Nikki for coming for coming up with the four days a week radio show. Like feel to this podcast. I'm a huge fan, look forward to it. Yeada, yeada. I don't have to keep keep reading the rest. But I like that they recognized it was like kind of a radio format, because that's that's what you wanted. That is what I wanted. I like, I like something every day, and even when I have a pod or like have a podcast I listened to, I get sad when it's just once a week and then they take they'll take a break, and it's like two weeks without something. It's too long. Also, people work every day. They want something every day. Work every day. To do a ledger on fucking Microsoft Excel. What's a ledger? He? Uh my friend? You know my boy? Yeah, your boy that you saw all over Europe. Yeah, God God bless him. Uh. Alleger is like, did you ever do Excel in college? I guess you're you're English? Remember, like having to learn how to do a spreadsheet in college or something like you know, you learn Excel. I was in this Excel class. It wasn't like Excel, like yeah it was. It was you know and and and like I cheated on everything, but you couldn't cheat in this class because like there was like a test like at the end you had to like you need to build something. You have to build. And with Excel everything connects so like you can't just like type in and and plug and play like put a number in like you have to like all it's all functions and like it all comes together. Like my brother who does finance, he can literally write on it like he's typing normally and it all connects like everything like limitless ship, like yeah, it's like a secret language. Yes yeah. And I didn't do it at all and it came time to the final and did I just tried to plug And you're like you didn't. You can't just put something so confusing programming class to where you would like do a little bit of coding like very basic. I forget the program it was. What it did do though, is like you kind of teach me what coding is, Like it gave like I would have you know how You're like you don't don't end to do that, you know, like you like, no, don't do that. Come on, let's over there. Well, it's like there's that Internet language that makes things do. Like when I think about algorithms and like, okay, they it makes me understand. They create a code that's like everyone that hyped in this then run that against like I just I understand. I don't understand how it's done, but there's I guess I understand the theory behind it. I think sometimes we give thislike nerdy ship too much credit where we could learn. I really think if we you can learn anything, if you care enough about it. Yeah, I just I couldn't care. I hear the word code and I'd rather learn. I don't know how to blow a hamster or something like just anything other than the word code. I don't know why. Some words just really bother me and I don't want to learn about them. Coding you don't want to learn. But I thought you, like math, I was just better at it. Yeah, so I did it. It's so funny. You probably are good at math, and you just will never access that part of your brain because you just came up with a cure for something for blowing a hamster pox. I could have done something with this phrase probably that would really use whatever virus that would release into the population from you blowing amster. I could probably learn how to spread more COVID like whatever disease. I could probably learn a gene code that would make it worse. Just what we'd be capable of if we just had interested in it. I mean, that's that's why it's so important to encourage young kids to be like, you're good at this, and like make them feel give them selves worth from being like exceptional at something, because having a passion for coding it's not something that is easy as having a passion for you know, I know there are some people that do have a passionboard just innately, but especially girls like engineering. That's what you always hear, what do you oh, the wage gap? Well, women don't learn engineering. That's always something you hear. Good, like, good for you for not learning like you No, no, I'm not getting I'm kidding. But like, if you are feeling that and you're into it, it's not a boys thing engineering, Well the reason they don't feel it is because they don't get encouraged because it's a boy's thing, and so girls aren't girls are told like, oh, you're drawing is pretty, but they're not told that. I think women would make unbelievable architects. Are women architects out there examples of them. My grandmother lives in architects and an engineer, So really your argument andrew your grandmother? First of all, I think your grandma did a little bit of becoming like that's that's pretty impressive for a woman I'm guessing who is probably would be in her nineties now. Well, she she passed away like twenty years ago. She also survived Auschwitz. So Jesus Christ, she became an engineer and an architect. What did she design? Um? She worked for an architecture firm and then she started engineering Rhodes. Would she tell you the story about Ashwitz? Yeah? Would you? Did you talk to Harder architecture school or I'm which I could ask that question, but really, did she tell you the story of um? Steven Spielberg In the nineties he collected stories of the Holocaust survivors and her story is in there, and I was able to find it in the archives. The only problem is that she tells it in Romanian and I tried to get my dad to interpret it for me, but like watching it with him, she would talk for like five minutes. Then I'm like, okay, Dad, what does she say? Oh? Yeah, yeah, they moved the family to the ghetto. Like but she just talked for five minutes, she said more than translators do that. So I have to figure out a way to translate the videos. I could really get the full The bestie out there who speaks Romanian, her dad down blade his mom's it's probably hard for him. So Steven Spielberg talked to your grandma. It was I don't know if it was one of himself. It was just like a project that he worked on to try to How did you find their stories? There's the show Off Foundation in California, and I just went on their website and they have videos of all the survivors and uh, the way that my grandmother's last name is spelled, there's like a hyphen in and I didn't know, so I just went through like each each picture until I found her. It was like such a great moment for me. Oh my god, that's so exciting. Did you know her? Yeah? And did you ever talk to her about how old was she when she was there? She was. She was a child, I think between eight and twelve. Oh my god, did your family moved to Israel after World War Two? So what happened? No, they moved to Israel in the seventies. There was did um she have a tattoo? Yep, that's how I was. You know, like as kids, we would always see it on her arm and we would go, what's that? There was like a barcode, you know, and um, you know, she would tell us about the Holocaust as you can tell a child. But I really want, like the money I saved that Barney's you know, I'm doing my lottery numbers. That's and you're just like, my grandma's so bad as she has a tattoo, she's like spring break, Yeah, I got this spring Bray Gady four and dog Cows. I went to doc Ow. It was fucking intense. It's another concentration camp. Oh what was it? Like? What do we remember of it? Were you hungover? Yes? I might have still been drunk, to be honest. I asked where the keg was and they're like, this is like not the place. I was like, Oh, this isn't the Hofbra house Offera houses where they carry six beers. A girl my body hooked up with your dick must have been so pathetic and her strong six beer hands. I love that. You always think of that. Yeah, of course. So we go to dog House and it's a weird experience because like, as a Jew, you're supposed to like really I should like be really sad and like, but I'm also hungover, so I'm already sad about that. And then I see a bunch of like German kids on like a field trip. And you know when you're on a field trip, you'd go to like some horrible museum that like you really honoring the Native Americans who were slaughtered on this land, and you're just like the kids are like laughing and running around. So that's what all these German So it was kind of weird too because they're too yeah whatever, it's not on them, and they actually teach that history really well apparently in Germany, but like them just going nah, And I was just like I was offended, But I was also like they're fucking young kids, Like I don't give a what offends you, guys. Very few things, Like let's talk about being offended, because I'm trying to figure out, like what does offend me. Uh. I think of what offends me is when people who know better are clothes minded just to have like an easy, like kind of flashy response to something, and like they and they spread misinformation or like some kind of attitude about something that I know other people will glom onto when they fucking no better and when and maybe they don't know better, but they know that if they just looked into it a little bit more, they would know better. And that I think that that literally offends me. I mean, I went off today about the Johnny Depp amber Heard thing because I just can't anyway like these fucking got men, mostly men who are just salvating at the idea of a woman who is claiming abuse might be lying. Like guys fucking love when rape victims are liars or when there's any evidence, because then then finally they get to negate everyone else. They fucking love it. And it's like, is such the exception to the rule, whether amber Heard is lying or not, Like your like your excitement over her, you're just blasting everywhere what a fucking lying, shriveling, sniveling cunt she is is examinating of an idea that this one that women are liars and like you can be mad at her, keep it to your fucking self. It's one example. And guess what her testimony yesterday. Sorry, I believe her. Yeah, and anyone going she's an actress. Well, first of all, she hasn't been in anything recently. Now I'm just kidding. That would be such a funny defense. She's not allowed to have feelings because then they're always acting. Yeah, I mean, but it's the people are saying. But it's just such a weight in negate anything she does because a lot of comments are um, that's not how victims. Victims don't remember that many details. And it's like, yes, some victims don't. But just because Johnny Depp is cool with his like driver and he comes up listening to Bob Marley and he's in your favor a movie as a fun time the entire time to by the way, everyone who like he's drinking alcohol. He's a fucking addict, which you know, I feel bad for him because he struggles. Something happened in his life that makes him an abuse of you know, manic person that changes. But like he definitely abused her, and poor Johnny, I believe. Here's the other thing too, and if John if John if our friend John Depp, Jonathan Depp, if he was a woman, and everyone's like he can't get work anymore. A lot of his work was based off he was a gorgeous man, kind of let himself go. If a woman let herself go, no one goat. She's missed down on so much work. Great point, because there's no work for do you have a booker? No? I do. Probably you just did it to me like you were really showing me something. And it's so weird because I felt a book. What do you think that is? Is? To me? Finally there was there's nothing Jesus Christ. But yeah, yeah, yeah, So like he aged out of being at himbo. He's not a himbo And that's such a good point. You know who he's like, he's like he's turning into um Marlon Brando. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's like it's okay to go, hey, I like Johnny work work because men get disgusting and they still get work. Women get disgusting and they don't get work unless you're like there's a like two exceptions to that role, yeah, two, and then those roles are always given to those two women Yeah, that gets that are not disgusting, old and bloated, which is what happens to you, yea when you get come of freaking dead fish. Yeah, but you're you're absolutely right, Oh, poor Johnny, Just stop making assumptions when you've heard nothing, when you've only seen little clips of her crying, when you just people are just you're faulting to she's a liar and he's a hero. And guess what, even if everything about her is true, he can also be a piece of ship. But I can't both be true. It's so weird to me that why can't they both be terrible? It's like, even if she is the worst person you can think of live so much, why can't he also be that way? If anything, a lot of times two people that are terrible do find each other. It's not always one person is that it doesn't have to be. It's just it's not like pouring water out of one glass and the other one's empty. There's enough terrible nous to go around to fill both of them. They're both probably pretty awful, But I do believe he was abusive to her. The way she describes the first time he hit her is very upsetting. Of him looking for his drugs. It's like a weird specific lie, but it's traumatizing. Could be years old, by the way, he's forty six at that time. Yeah, it's like it's just he was. He's a he's a narcissist, love bombing. What does she have to gain money? Is that what? But she's not going to get more acting roles after this? Well this is all because she wrote an article about the abuse on the heels of the Me Too movement. Maybe maybe people could accuse her of trying to get in on that because a lot of people are getting attention during that time becoming a victim. Then she got money, she donates some money I think she got from that. Then he is suing for defamation, and then she is countersuing for being called a liar. I think that's what's happening. It's a big old fucking mess. But I'm I need to empower beust these. When you hear people ship talking, Amber heard just say that he's a piece of ship too, because some reason that gets lost in this as soon as you demonize her. He's a saint. I am so I will never support anything he does ever aget he is a monster. Just listen to the testimony. Read it. Why don't you read it and not watch it because I know you're gonna get called up in the Oh she's acting. Just read it. See if you think someone could like formulate that kind of it's just if you're gonna believe him. He's an actor to motherfucker's he's a really good actor. So why why is it? Why why is he being on? Why are we not calling his testimony acting? Oh, because he's such a has such a swagger and he's laughing and he's stipping out of this little sucking drink that has alcohol in it. For fucking sure, he's a he's a joke. And then everyone ever this is the thing as man code or whatever it is. It's like you're a cut bitch if you go Johnny Depp like is actually a piece of ship too, like if you if you agree with women about like a little bit clip with Joannice where Janice goes. I'll tell you about it when we get back from break Andrew. I'm over here, coming through the window, down the chimney, up the road and to the floor. I'm here, baby, don't call me baby. It wasn't the audience generality. We're back. I saw this clip that Jana has posted of him on Rogan and they were talking about how like he looks at yeah, smoking cigars. They're talking about how in Chihuahua he's like of Chihuahua's DNA is in compatible with a wolf, and then Rogan says, yeah, a male feminist DNA is that of a Viking. And it's like, what since win are male feminists the like the worst thing to be? It's just a guy? Do you know what I are? We really back at this point where like what is a feminist? What? What is a feminist? Know? What is one? Do you know what a feministst? You know what the definition of that is? Uh? Someone that supports women, know, someone who wants equal and for women to be treated equally across the board. That's what That's what a feminist is. It's not anything. It's not a guy who's a pussy or who is wearing you know, I don't know like what bracelets or like you know what guys get mad about. They get mad because they are using feminism to funk women women and to get what do you think what you doing to funk? Like everything's to funk women, looking cool eating elk. No. If I love Broken, I think he's a good guy. But stop this this because this is this what annoys me. He knows better, he knows, but he knows a joke. I know it's a joke, but it's a joke that dumb people go male feminists or the worst anti Viking and then they hate any guy. Vikings raped your mother? Is that cool? Is that cool? Is that cool? Is that tough? Hey, dude, if I was hanging with a Viking today, rape and pillage my whole family, dude, and then we'd have beards after, because that dude can squat for everything is to funk women everything. Yes, yes, I know some man use feminism to be like they wear a feminist a f shirt to attract women and they go to sometimes go to rallies to meet women. I get it, But there are the again, they're the exception. No, well, I was going to say, and again I am like you. You asked in the last segment, what like outrages as broils our blood and you actually hit on it or it's like two things, um could be the truth at the same time. So like when people can't see that that's the thing that outrages me. So I'm only playing Devil's Advocate, and I don't I saw the clip, but I don't remember exactly how it went. But could it be that um Rogan was pointing out, you know, like the Vikings were savages and they were dragging women around by their hair. Could it be that it was like the opposite thing that, like how far they've come? I wish it was like that would have been nice, little girly a party. Male feminists are still of the same. Can you imagine, Like it's comparing a while to a wolf and then saying male feminist art Chihuahua, This little shrimpy, insignificant, kind of like feminine dog compared to this ferocious, manly Viking. That was the comparison. Now he wasn't I know they are, well, I don't know, but he was not going there. It was a joke made an expense of male feminist which is fine. It's a joke. It really is fine. It just it just perpetuates hating men who support women and who support equal and making the word feminist. It's just it's just lazy. Yeah, I look, I I think Rogan on many issues like picks always like he does have moral hygh ground and like, like I was just watching this because now gay marriages. Rogan is a feminist. Rogan is a huge feminist. I feel that so much in my soul when I'm with him, Like he is he's not a Ray says, he's not a sexist, like I really do feel like he But he is a capitalist. And he is a comedian, and you have a very large male audience, yes, and that probably lift a lot of kettlebells, you know, like we all are as comedians. He is susceptible to making a dumb joke, which that's what it was. It was just a stupid joker. But that's just me. Do you not feel that way? I mean I literally was just watching a clip of him talking to Ben Shapiro about the same sex marriage and him sticking up for twenty minutes for gay people. So like I'm literally on the either. But I feel like his his audience could take that as any man who sports women women. It's a little bit. It's a little cha, that's what. Like. So I I saw this tank good News or whatever. He posted this thing about abortion where he lists off like fifteen different scenarios where I support women getting an abortion, just like example specifics the worry that really makes you think, like, oh, here's the exact I don't know, just really put into light. So I shared it on my story and as a man who's like fucking lift weights and I played lacrosse my whole life, I share this and I get more hearts on it. Thank you for being an ally from all these women, you know, and part of my fucking monkeys strong brain is like I I didn't do it to get to like to like get these like acculades, like like it almost feels like because that's so ingrained in my head that wait, what was the look? I really didn't like? Ever, you actually did a long you for like in the you know, you usually say regular, usually say turbulen, but you said acculates. It's accutane an age, it's when you get active from herbal virus. It's actually the way you say the other things. You know. It really sucks because I had a nice speech going. I get, we understand. I don't think it's very funny, though it's very funny for a guy to have a nice soliloquy and then he can't say soliloquy, and then he just says, fucking what's the other word for soliloqually? Monologue? He just went with monologue. This is why I don't support women. They come after my language because I'm a meat head. No, So, like, you get this positive reform, and then in my head, I go, I'm such a little bitch for getting this positive from really not doing much other than sharing a story. I think that's what guys get mad about, is like some feminists will do the bare minimum of just like writing one thing again get so much reward, and other guys don't like seeing other guys getting rewarded for some reason. Yes, you you are also that way about men when they like, you know that one guy posts about his brother dying and you're like, I feel like he did it, but it was just an example of this of like he's getting a lot of likes for this, Like I feel like there was something in this that it was like he wanted the cloud. But you do you think that someone could accuse you of that that you wanted the cloud but it wasn't true at all, Right, I just didn't Maybe next time you accused someone of cloud, it could be the very same reason it wasn't that at all, Because what if both can be true? Again? What if you could actually like the likes but also be anti um uh, you know turning up? What is it overturning ro versus? Wait? Why can't you be both? Why can't you be both? That? You know, after you get canceled you do feel sorry when you offer an apology and you do want your career back. People always say he just wants his career back, that's why he did this apology. It's not sincere. It's like, why is it apology? Not wanting something out of it? Not take away from can't you both? Who does it with their career back? And can't you also be certain? Why can't everywhere? Like people can do a since about your your facial hair. The thing is you can have both. You have food in your I do really hate that. Wait what's that? No? No, no, I hate that that that People just go if one thing is true, the other has to be. But how many times have you seen breakups? If you have a friend that's going through a breakup, she's the saint, he's the devil. It's like all honestly, whenever and I've talked about this before whenever I am so mad at someone, Like we've been in arguments before where I feel like I'm right, you're a percent wrong, and I need to say something because we have to work together. Something has to be said, and I go, what did I There has to be something I did that I could do better? Like you, you gotta find there's always your side of things, always um that you can find something. It's like when you see someone have to be able to forgive, even if they're not willing to apologize. I know some people are like, but what if I'm raped in an alley? What's my side of it? Two? To honestly move on and try to forgive that's your side of it, Like to try to not let it ruin you despite that because it's not in your control. I'm not saying that rape victims like, what's wrong with you? Get over it? But there's something there's something you can do to Two move I guess move on for like to try like to work. I mean, I don't know what that let a tragedy swallow the rest of your life. Yeah yeah, I mean I I've never had a tragedy happen to me, so I don't know what that's like. But I've I've heard like Elizabeth Smart being able to go. I'm just not gonna let what happened to me in those woods for nine months, being chained up and raped every day. I'm not gonna let he robbed nine months of my life. Not gonna let him do it. For the of it, she suffers in ways that we don't know, but like the fact that she didn't become a drug addict or like homeless, like just that that and not everyone's capable of doing that. We have no free will, there's no Some people's brains are capable of that, some aren't. But there's always something you can try to do about it. And I know I don't mean to. Please don't come at me and be like, I'm a rape victim. What do you want me to do about it? Like I'm not saying it's your fault. But for anything, despite just completely violent victim or you know, um crimes, there's always something that you can go I could have done something better here, you know, it's just such an extreme. That's why people are you wearing I'm just kidding, guys, I'm just kidding. Turn I uh, I think so too. I think sometimes too, Like we could see like a post or like someone that you know them personally, right, and you know that maybe they're not the best person personally, but then they'll do something where it's like this grandiose thing of like showing how good of a person they are, and it's those are hard things to swallow. Two sometimes, you know what I mean, when you secretly know someone's a bag of ship, yeah, and they do something and everyone's like, both can be true. You can support a movement and be a piece of ship. You could give to a charity and you know, kill babies on the side. Like there's duality to everything, and there's a gray area on my beard. And I just like, but it's so hard for us to fucking do that. It's we need it to be simple good or evil. Yeah, but I also think that there could be like I can say, oh, that's nice that that person donated money. That's a nice thing, but I still hate them and I'm not going to actually give them credit for that. I'm glad it happened, but I'm not willing to say that they're a good person because of it. And I think that's where the dead brother. I think that post that's why, Like in my mind, I'm like, well, that person, I know it was pretty shitty in other ways and so, but he could actually really in this So I need to work on that in that scenario, I guess. But like or in any scenario, we need to see like the bigger picture and that people hurt, people hurt people. That's like my favorite quote, hurt people, hurt people. Twelve step Yeah, yeah, pussy, uh pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, hurt people, hurt, hurt people, hurt people, hurt. I just love a verb noun combo. Yeah, it's nice. Buffalo buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo. You know that. I thought you were singing Johnny Depp's favorite song when he gets out of his car smoking weed like a guy. He is so good. He laughs during the testimony. He draws during Amber Heard's whole testimony where she's crying about everything. He was drawing some picture or something. He just he didn't even look at her once. He's just a piece of ship. On his next tattoo, he's getting on his neck because you don't give a fuck. Oh my god from Florida, though he is yeah, born and raised. Is it true? That everyone, and like people go to Florida to kind of escape their past because there's different, like a lawlessness down there. My dad was talking about some woman he and my mom know who's dating some man in Florida. And she's someone who's like possibly a little naive. And she's like, yeah, you know I met him. He was he's a painter. He lost he used to be a doctor. He lost all his money because his wife took it all, and he's, you know, now he started over. He's a painter. And my parents are just like this sounds weird, like he lost all, like everything, and now he's just this broke guy. But he used to be a doctor, Like it just sounds fishy. And she's refusing to google him. She doesn't need to investigate it at all. She's just taking him at his word. And my parents are like, well google him, and she's like, I don't want to give you his name. And my dad said last night, he's like Florida in this sebbing floor. He's like, that's where people go to like start over. Well, there's two reasons to go to Florida. Staying income taxes zero so and and and if you want to alligator. So love Florida. But I'm wondering if that's is like pre Mexico, there is oh, like you want to yes, there is a way to get away. I'm sure a lot of people. There's a lot of fraud in Florida. There's a lot of like like a lago where my dad got married. Oh my god, you're not crazy. It's just so insane person ever get married. Well he's taller than him. But what Trump is? Yeah, yeah, yeah, my dad, Yeah, he fucking My dad and my stepmom loved Donald Trump. But he didn't love Donald Trump before he was pressent. I mean, I think Florida I thought he was just such a joke. I think one like like thought he was. It's just so funny. I just don't know of anyone who was like he's cool. I don't know why. I guess, you know, people acted like they thought he was cool, but like it was just around him, like everyone laughed at him behind his back. Though I thought was the And I was a child growing up like a rich not well, my dad's not poor. But if you don't come from a ton of wealth, you see Donald Trump, even though he came from a ton of he trigged people into thinking he did it all himself. Yeah. I love the John mullaney, but Trump is what a hobo which imagines a rich man to be? Can I be honest though? Mar Largo, like, take take Trump out of this beautiful property, Morrow Lug. Yeah, she's the next actress in a Johnny Depp film. It's I think, um, what about it? And then we gotta get to the news. Beautiful property. Okay, so an amazing investment. He bought it like a million bucks. It's worth like forty I'm just saying, like, and I and my brother remember at Trump's golf course years ago before the presidency, and a mate like the guy paid attention to like for every shot all this ship. We want to say about it because he doesn't pay people for the jobs that they did. He's he's saying that the properties are nice, but both can This goes back to the thing you can have good tasted people. Trump can be may have good taste too. If I just screwed everyone over, if I just pay people less than they thought they were going to get eventually, and then when they wanted to sue me to get paid, I said, well, I'll sue you back, and you're not gonna be able to afford to go to court. So they just have to suck it up and take what I give them, which is less than they agreed to. I would have good taste to like you know what he did pay some people. Okay, the guy who did the waterfall did a great job, and I'm sure he might have got paid. I was wonderful. It was a wonderful, wonderfully afraid to do it Trump voice because I'm not good at it. It's Thursday, folks. You know what that means. It it's Thursday. I hope you're having all the swells out there to weekends coming. And so is my dad. Every time I say Trump pre presidency. Maybe uh. Also, we are going to be in Wilkes Bar, which is Wilkes Books. Oh god, We're gonna be in um dig Away Lancaster castor Pennsylvania. Like it's like wooksar and it sounds like a disease. He has Wilkes Bar syndrome. It's where your shoulders you have no knack. Your solders are connected to your jaw. Well, our bestieve Mitchell. He wanted you to know some fun facts about Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania. Yeah, let's hear him. Okay. Of two fun facts. Number one books Wilkes bar is the birthplace of HBO. Wow, that's weird. Okay, we fix you're a woman screaming and giving birth and then when the HBO comes out, it goes like that HBO hilarious intershow plays out of its asshole or something. Okay, so that's interesting the birthplace of HBO. The second fun fact, we are also the city who made Planters peanuts. Oh you like planners Warts. I love him. I love him so much, I mean put it together. The best duality. Do you know that? Oh? We we did that one time. The Mandela fact where you think things are things and they're not. The pointers peanut guy does not have a it's either a cane or a monocle. He doesn't have a cane. He does have HBO too, tv um. Yeah, he doesn't have a cane. I think, and everyone thinks the Planter's peanut guy has a cane, but he never has Every mon a cane in the right hand doesn't have a cane. It's either he doesn't have a monocle or doesn't have a cane. But one of those he doesn't have. Everyone thinks he does. Maybe if he wasn't a peanut. You know, he's a about peanuts. What's your favorite nut? Fucking cash? You cash cash? You guy? Like pecans because they're light. They have that like like, is it a pecan that has like it looks like a click cover? Yes? Right, it does look like a like the of nuts. I've never I've never been able to Oh my god, I've been drying. I've been staring at We've enjoined us so much lately, trying to like come up with new things that it looks like because it changes all the time. And I have been staring at that little cover the clitoral hood and being like, what does it look like? I know, chewed up piece of gum is sober used, it looks like a pecan pecan yeah, and then it's a slice yeah warm starts a mask about it? Okay, okay, anything else about Wilkes Bar just those two things, Okay? Cool. Well, that's good to know. I'm gonna definitely I love writing roast jokes for town. I wonder how much HBO has given back to what it's like. I love these things that start there and they don't end there. Yeah, They're like, all right, we're going to the city. Well, we kind of grew out. I went to what's its name? Um, I guess it was Madison last week and I was doing a bunch of jokes about interesting facts about mad and um, it was named after James Madison, which is interesting because James Madison's never even been to Madison. The day that Madison was being named, the town was James Madison, the president had died that week. So they were like, let's name it Madison. So I said, why don't you name it Farley Farley, Wisconsin because Chris Farley was born there, and that is like such a cool It would be so cool to name it Farley because James Madison's ever even been to Madison, you know. And then someone yelled out, um, otis reading and I was like yeah, I like because they wanted that to be a fact about their town. And I'm like, did he was he born here? And they go no, and I go exactly, because Otis Redding died in Madison in a plane crash into a lake. I kind of wanted to skip that fact. Yeah, it's not the most fun fact. No, it wasn't. You could call it even Otis, you can't. I mean, Madison is such a college town. Everyone knows it as mad How cool though, would it be to be rebranded and call it Farley Wisconsin? Like you just rename it. It's just because if Farley was from another town next to Madison, you could change it if he was from like a town next to Madie. So you can change names. You can change things that I know, but it's so ingrained. But yeah, but that's how things's like, Well, we love slaves, We've always had him. Sometimes you've got to change some stuff. A different name for slaves. I mean, I think call him otis Is. Oh God, I can cut that. I didn't mean to do that. I just was picking a reference from before a black man. Stop. This is gonna be our new code for you when you say something accidentally racist and it doesn't like when you o man one time you had really bad but it's just but it happens. I would never have said that joke. Had I thought that I was saying a black person's name to supplement what we should. The new name for slaves would be, we're kind of all this right. I don't think. I don't think we have to go to I didn't mean anything bad by it. You can accidentally say things that are racist and go oh boy, I wouldn't have said that had I thought about it a second more. I know, I remember I had that one. I forget exactly how I remember it, because it was just sometimes you just go, WHOA, that's such a weird coincidence that that happened. Because I said that was Salt and Pepper and Kid and Play, and you go, are there any other ends on the bill? Because it was Salt, Kids and Play? I heard it from you, and I go fuck. And then I was like, actually it's not a bad joke. Well no, but it comes ya you're talking about like if they were white people bands called kid in end play, Salt and Pepper, saying are there any other ends, like you know, bands with N in it? But when you say yes, if you say, like, but you said it at as a joke about the letter N being you know, instead of and but then when you said it us beat later, we both go oh god, no. And that's to me, is not cancelable. When you accidentally say something that can be interpreted as racist, As seen earlier in the show Cancel News, alright, so the first news story is, um, Howard Stern calls out hypocrisy of reaction to Dave Chappelle's attack or compared to the Will Smith's lap. Oh interesting, but what, um, what's your take on the whole thing that happened? All right? So he said, Uh, this guy jumped on stage and attack Dave Chappelle. As soon as that happened, did they let him go back to his seat and laugh and sit next to his wife and then give them a give him an award? No, to backstage, broke his arms in hands so bad they fucking beat this ship out of him. And then he said, um, let me skip over this. I was disturbed by that picture of the it was he trans? No, he says he was a Trump supporter. Actually, I'm still disturbed by that photo. Chapelle said. After he tried to tackle him, he goes, must have been a trans guy. Like he went back. He like that was his first thing that he said. So everyone's going after Chappelle even though he got attacked. I feel bad for him that yeah, of course, what what was the so what happened? Noah, Like, what was the joke? I haven't looked into it. At all, because I'm just so I thought it was a trans thing, and I'm honestly so exhausted by Chappelle's trans thing. The guy was a Trump supporter, Okay, well, I'm still I'm just He was a rapper and in his rap song he said something about uh, Donald Trump being his president or something. But we don't know his motive like that hasn't come out. It wasn't a joke that set him off. They have no idea what They just arrested him. He's probably a crazy person, just like Will Smith. He wasn't wearing a tuxedo though. Here's what Howard said. The audience at the Oscars gave Will Smith a standing ovation after the attack. That's the truth. It's on film. It's not fake news. They didn't break Wolve's hands. They shook them, and it's wrong and they all should be ashamed of themselves. M agreed. And if you have empathy for him, I saying I heard a really interesting argument about um, why that happened, Why people applauded him, why everyone remained like nothing happened? Because I expected I I'm the subscriber to Sam Harrison Ricky Gervaise's podcast called um mentally something you look it up. No, I'm sorry it's called but it's I love it so much, and um called chubby mensa chubby mensa? What does that joke about? Absolutely mental? Absolutely good. Well, I want to name our next podcast. No, but yeah, because you say it all the time. But yeah, but no, no but yeah, yeah, but no, it's kind of funny. Maybe at a segment, um, but Ricky said that the reason he thinks because they did a whole podcast that you can actually listen to. Sam Harris put it on his podcast Making Sense. You can actually listen to it where they break down the Will Smith thing. It was a couple of weeks after it happened, so it's kind of like old news. But he said, Um, why everyone remained neutral afterwards and act like nothing happened is because it was such being in that room in that moment. It was such an insane thing to happen, much like you know if you have an alcoholic family member and they just like either violently at an outburst. And then afterwards, Amber Heard talked about it the first time Johnny Depp hit her, She started laughing afterwards because she was just so shocked that it was so out of character for him, because she had asked about a tattoo on his arm that says why no forever because it used to said Winona, because Winona writer, and so he thought, um, she thought. She just goes, what's that about? And he fucking decked her and she laughed, and he goes and then as soon as she laughed because she was so shocked at what this was, what just happened, he hit her again to be like, don't you fucking laugh at me? So that's what That's what happened with the audience. Possibly, what Ricky says is that they wanted so badly did not believe that that just happened, and we're so in denial of it. It wasn't like they were like choosing to be like, oh, we like this guy who just violently attacked Chris Rock. It was like, let's go back to normal. Everything's fine, like the way and let me just say, most actors and celebrities come from alcoholic homes where you act like everything is fine after someone gets drung, after someone um verbally abuses someone, after someone hit someone. These families, you guys know it best. He's know this. It was something freakish happens in your family. The next morning, everything's fine, let's not talk about it, And like that's what America is founded on, is like denial. And I think it makes sense too to me. It's like this freakish thing happens and you just gotta like, let's go onto the show, act like everything is normal. And then quest Love was meditating during everything that happened. He didn't even see what happened because he was giving an award next or he was about to be up for an award that he won from Chris Rock, So he was meditating during the moment it happened. Didn't know what happened. He heard like commotion, but it wasn't. If you're closing your eyes meditating, you don't know what happened during that moment. It was just like he heard talking and then all was on WOA and then slap and maybe but like there was a dirty joke that got a reaction from me, and I wonder why he didn't stab out of it when Will Smith was like, get you. My wife's saying bother fucking mount. You know, maybe that want to step down of it. But Quest of going up there accepting the ward like everything was normal. Probably jolted people into a sense of like, Okay, we're back, we're back on and so that made sense to me, even though well, I think yeah, I think environment plays a huge role. It's like, it's like if you get attacked at an outdoor show and you have thirty security guards too, like and your way like that person to to Dave Chappelle is nothing right like and to everybody, that person is nothing. And that's probably why he's attacking something like Dave Chappelle because the world sees him as nothing right. But then we just beat the ship out of him because he's nothing. Well, Smith, on the other hand, is everything. He's about to get an oscar, he's in a tuxedo. You're in a place where if you act out of line as an actor, your career could get hurt. No one wants to offend in those circumstances, right, But at a comedy show, wasn't the audience's job to stand up to him. It was the academy's job. Yeah, there should have been security. I'm sure there was security. Well there, I'm sure they sniffed for bombs. I mean, this is a huge event, Like, there were people there that could have gotten him out of that. It was their job, and that's what was also how Chris Rock reacted to it. Because Chris Rock reacted to it very calmly. Because I saw him last it was wild to see him. Emil and I are just sitting at this table and Chris Rock walks by. Perpetular It was there too. Who He's hosting Kimmel this week? It's so weird that um Kimball got COVID. Perbegulia fills in and I was with perpeticularly like it's I always do that, Like you know how I was talking about like I always when something happens, I think about where was I when that happened. It's always weird to me to be like WHOA. I was just with Perbeguliard and he was just like talking about like you know, work on his building and like the pipes and the plumbing and like now he's like hosting Kimmel. It's just like a cool thing. But anyway, Chris Rock walked in and Amel and I were both like, it's so weird to like see his face where like that's where Will Smith's like hit Like there's just like this weird moment of like, I can't believe that person is the same person that was. It's just weird to see. But he looked, well, your dad does exactly what you did. We learned that recently that he was like, oh, I was here when this happened, Dad, verbatim said. And I was thinking, I remember where I was when I heard that song or like when that that person was. I think like if we if I if you hung out with my parents, you would be like, oh, this is I think it's kind when I hang out with your parents. I'm like, Okay, you got that, this is this piece, this is this It's like putting particular a little bit for like, it's not just me. Yeah, it's so nice when someone you can go okay, that's why she's that way. Yeah, this is why she tells stories about Cincinnati. I love going at your dad for that. Love me and your dad's relationship. We really bussed each other's balls. It's great. It really makes me happy that you can do that. He is an awesome guy, and I love that so many people like love him from watching the show, and You're gonna love me more. He wasn't even a part of the last episode because of COVID Sunday. Thanks for watching everyone, The ratings were good. That's great. Yeah, the first time I'm hearing it. Yeah, I heard it last night for the first time. Wait, did you look up something texting? We're texting back from God and they said they were happy with the premier numbers. Yeah. I was too, very happy. So good job everyone. Let's take a quick break and come back with more. We're back. It's time for sports. Here's Andrew's weekly sports moment. What happened? Oh no, actually, this is a positive story. Get you guys up. Um an NFL player turned neurosurgeon, Dr. My own Role, shares the secret behind his success, saying he challenges himself to get two better every single day by breaking down large goals into small tasks. Okay, so two percent better every by breaking up large goals into small tasks. That makes sense for like a football player, Like it's all like, oh, three more yards to that down or whatever? Does that make sense? Do I make sense? I that's my first attempt at making anything connected to football. So like it's always like just you go little by little to score touchdown. It's like you don't go the you don't try to get it all in the first stop. Not here here he learned his two percent mind his football coach at Florida State, and he was this guy was brilliant. He went to Oxford like he still he got drafted, Like he could have just been as Oxford's he wore, he wears Oxfords. He could have he could have just been an NFL football player, you know, like the idea, like a lot of people make fun of football during the fucking's logan idiots. Probably to learn an NFL playbook is just as hard as anything. I can't understand the game brilliant to understand football. It's so it's so confusing that on top of its coming a neurosurgeon is just yeah, I mean, it's just like but but you know, I'm sure he was called a nerd because he was well spoken and went to Oxford. I'm sure there are people growing up that were like, oh, you're going to be a nerd more than payer. I'm I love reading Kareem Abdul Jabbar's uh biography, no, his blog. He's so it's just funny to see a guy who, you know, it was one of the best basketball players ever be also like this just loving shows like The New Girl Britain and doing reviews of them. Check out you can subscribe to care Module. Jabar's um like newsletter and he's just right. He's like fascinating articles. He was taking a part that that new show about the l A Lakers. He didn't like how he was portrayed. He told a kid to fuck you, and everyone's like he made a good point about why he didn't like how he was portrayed. He was like, I would never speak to kids that way. And I run a foundation supporting kids and like helping kids out. And if I if I lose funding because someone who wants to make we do some charity work with me sees this show and then doesn't want to support our our fundraising because they think I told a kid to fuck off. Then then kids lose out. So I don't care that you think I told a kid to funk off, which I didn't do. I'm I don't like that this is gonna eventually hurt kids because they're gonna think of me from that show and not want to work with me and my foundation. So I thought that was a really good point. I'm going to send you his article because he just breaks it down, like why things in that show are so much MRS represented and why of course you're allowing like fictional interpretation of real events, like he doesn't expect everything to be to the t but that how some of it's harmful because it and it didn't need to be fictionalized. But um, I think this is a great Uh. It's great to hear this thing of like just chopping away. That's a great reminder all the time. We all know that to be true. It's good to hear it because that's why COVID I was so depressing, because you can't get better. You can get better from code, like you can look at it like oh COVID's its own little touchdown and that you can keep getting healthier by you know, eating vitamins, treating yourself better. Picture like chewing on fucking Fred Flintstone fish oil. Just what do you want to do if you want to blow barroning before you chew down the whole thing? Wilma um so but no, but but like that's why COVID so depressing, because when you start getting two percent better and then it's like, hey, you want to go back another I guess more goal oriented in terms of things that you can quote unquote control. Um. I know that when I was trying to write my book, I came up with a plan because I was just so daunted by this, like proposal, which is already the baby step to writing a book. A proposal is a very short version. You only do one chapter, but you give you know, summaries for each chapter, just a couple of paragraphs. So it's already less daunting than a book. But for some reason I couldn't get it done. And then we came up with a plan because word all was really in back then. I may have talked about this on the show Bears repeating, Um, I was like, it would be nice if every day you set me something that was like a wordle. Every day it's like it just pops in and it's a little assignment for me that it's just baby steps. The other day, my my apartment is just a fucking disaster. It is like I can unpack, I don't have room for all the stuff I have. I don't know where to get rid of it all. I am so overwhelmed. And the other day and it's been like then just fucking treat it like ship, Like who cares And the other day I set my alarm for an hour and I'm just like, just put away things for an hour and listen to a podcast. And when the hour is up, you have to stop. This is not something that you get to keep going. And exactly an hour, I was like, I'm getting tired, Like, let me look at the clock. Exactly was on an hour and I was like, yes, I can stop. And it wasn't done. But man, it made me feel so much better to have that clean, that clean of space or working out or anything like if you can't do it all, just do whatever you can. Yeah. But yeah, times two times ten, two times ten divided by ten is but no, I think, Yeah, I think that setting a time where you go you don't overthink it, Like that's everything that I feel like, I think, me and you or whatever, just me. For instance, I will overthink a task and then it will cause me to be paralyzed to do that task, getting back to someone, getting back to a text, to stop overthinking, just do it, just n just Nike. Um. This segment is brought to you by Nike. No, it's not UM. We have to get to fan tracks are weekly fan letters. Let's do it alright, alright, I have I have two uh d ms that we got. One is an update. You remember last week we had Mark um Mark's voicemail. He listens to the show at like five in the morning. He was like very bombastic. He had to go honest, sound like he had that kind of like morning radio DJ energy. Yes, okay, so he goes, He's back, Yes, he goes, vagitice Mark here, Yeah, I was. Yeah. I was exhausted and still am glad you could relate. It's Wednesday morning here and I'm at work on my day off. I'm an air traffic controller. That's right, I think Mark. I think I'm following him now because he I know, having had air traffic controller friends before, our fans, that they can affect when I leave. It's all up to the air traffic controller. It's so crazy that, yeah, a pilot and that's and I go, I'm texting my friend who is an air traffic controller. We're going to be good to go soon. And they were like yeah, right they did. But guess what I was, right, I had I think Mark. Mark mine was the one who wrote me last week and he was like, hey, are you are you flying west from St. Louis anytime soon next you are let me know, I'll hook it up. And I'm like, I'm not kidding you. These guys are the ones that control who leaves and these these are the ones. And some of it comes down to if they want to let that guy, if they like that pilot or not. It's really at some point things can be both. It can both be like safe to fly and you can like this pilot more than the other. Interesting, you know, it could be it could both be safe for both these pilots to fly because they didn't get the fly maybe, but guess what a manager might give us a shift to someone that they like that they rather than someone they don't like. So, you know, attitude, your your relationship with people you work with. Despite we think like f A A regulations. Both it can be clear skies and good for two different pilots to fly. One might be delayed and the other might go in time or it's the other way around, and they might choose, but it might be dangerous and they wouldn't do that. These guys are like the idea of like there's no engine and you're like, yeah, but dude, Nicky Glazer. If if both can be true, is what I'm saying. If both like like, both the lights are on you again, let's say there's two that. Oh yeah, because I just shoot a video the other day. I'm so sorry. Noth Okay, I'm so sorry. DMJ not Noah are editors? Oh yeah, sorry DMJ. Sorry Jesus mirror jess Um. Alright, let's get to the next one. Both lights can be on me is so funny. I just noticed. Seriously, why you're wait, let's see what let's see. Oh wait, he went too far. But it's fine. Oh my god. They look like they have personalities, are like they really do? All right? Okay, next next fan trax. Okay, quick one another d M from Jana Bestie. I always forget poop bags when I walk my dog, and twice in the past week I've used your trick to just cover it up in dirt and pick it up. L I'm just walking around my neighborhood with a huge clump of dirt poop um. That is awesome. Thank you so much for actually using my technique. I want to say that today I was walking Luigi in my crocs pale legs really a rain jacket that my housekeeper goes, oh, are you a fighter? Firefighter? Now? She like nagged me, I'm gonna suck her now. Um, So I looked disgusting. And a guy walked by, and or two guys walked by. I didn't even know if they I wasn't even thinking about them. And then I looked behind me because Luigi was kind of like pulling. So I turned around and they were both looking at me and like getting up their phones, and so I kind of looked at them like, oh, hi, you know, waved, and he goes, you got poop bags today? And I was like, I do because I was getting one out of the thing. And so I'm getting recognized for like not having poop bags, which is honestly that method which I invented. I'm very proud of. And I did invent it like the cops salad from herb, but it is I did invent it. I mean, I'm sure other people have used it. People are like people, you know much also made out of ship. Oh and I do want to say about the housekeeper. Can we just tell the quick story? Can tell a quick story about the picking up people. We're very on your side. They go, I you know what, she picked it up that guy like they were mad at me for SA and you were getting canceled because you still picked it up. Yes, yes, yes, but live maybe you're there live. Let me just also say that if you don't feel like doing the multi method when you when you love, leave a piece of poop, next time you go out and pick up two pieces of poop, you find a piece of that isn't yours and you pick it up, and then you both can be true both poo and I do have to say when I the other day, when I did it um right after the show A didn'ute on Monday, I did it with grass and I put on my Instagram story. I was so happy to be able to write poopsh did it again? It was such It was like one of those things where you go, oh my god, I wrote hoops I did again. I go, wait, how often do you come across a word that is just like poop on a thing that you're saying. It's like one of those beautiful moments like that one we had before that ended up being racist. Where you go, if it wasn't racist, it would be extremely clever and a coincidence. Yes, but no next stop. Oh no, we were gonna tell the story. Go ahead, sorry story voicemail. No, don't just skip, We'll save it Columbine. Okay, So here's a voicemail from Tito. Hey, Nikki, Andrew and no, this is Tito from Arizona. Um, just what I say. You know, I love the pod. It's something I look forward to, you know, listening to every day when go to work or walk or whatever. Anyways, I was listening to the last podcast on when you guys were talking about video games, and I'm like, wow, this is something that I I'm very fond of, you know, gaming for you know, forty plus years now. So I just have a question about your gaming. You know, you should probably get a Nintendo Switch. That way you guys can do something you know, quick gaming on the go. You guys are on the road at the time. Anyways. Also my question to you is about games. If you can actually create a game, what would it be about. Would it be something typical like a racing game, a fighting game, or maybe something like, you know, a game where you have to get rid of the from the world. You know, you see, like, for example, your character can go around silencing horribly loud ass mufflers from game anyway, and uh, sorry if I don't have an s MR voice, So anyways, going back, that's it for me and Jack at the box. That's good. I um know, a sm R voices with accents are so soothing. I'm listening to this book right now, how called um how to stop how to stop over eating or something I can't stop eating. It's called the book, but it's a it's an audio book on YouTube and the woman I've told Bessie's before. If you have been cheating situation, this book is great to listen to. But even if you don't, her voice is so soothing reading this book, and it's just like, I love an accent, So Tito, you do have an a SMR voice. What would be your video game? And I was just thinking a character in uh it's called g G t A. I think Grand Theft Auto, Grand Theft Auto. It's like but someone calling out could and that guy like because that whole video game. Yeah, like when he's throwing a woman out of a moving car, Yeah she goes care and oh my god, just adding to that game would be great. And then my other idea would be, um, it would be more for kids. But like every every a kid in like a small town. They played backyard football, and like backyard football, but making a video game, so then I don't know. I just think a lot of people can or like backyard baseball where you play in people's backyards and you're the you're just star, you know what I mean? That could be kind of fun. I would have a Taylor Swift one where I get to be Taylor Swift and go through her whole day and like write songs, kind of like the Kim Kardashian game where like on like where you just like lived Taylor's life and you have to write songs. You have to like go into relationships and have breakup so that you can write about that, like that kind of thing kind of thing, like a Sims kind of thing. I also want to say, funk, what did you just say? You were talking? So. Emily is one of our listeners that became a listener a bustie of the show after I was on UM a local NPR St. Louis Public radio station. It was called St. Louis on Air and it's with UM Sarah Finski as the host. I was on her show a while back. I think maybe for f boy, I don't even know what it was for, but um, Emily is one of another radio host who fills in for Sarah sometimes and from my interview, she was like, Oh, I'm gonna check out this podcast. I want to check out like and now since then, she's become a bestie. And yesterday I went in with my dad to do an interview with her because she was filling in for Sarah, and she was like, I actually became a bestie since the last time, um, you know you were in here. And it was so funny because she was having an ocular migraine before the show was coming on and she could feel it because she says that her vision starts to look like an oil spill. It looks blurry and um. She said that. At some point she was like, I just want to warn you guys, at some point I might have to like put on my sunglasses because that's why the lights are dim in here. It's not like she wasn't in pain. Ocular migraines are usually just affect your vision like in a crazy way. And she was like, I might have to put on my sunglasses and I just don't want you to think I'm and it was my dad was goes did she say, like, you can see my dad. Because my dad's heard since high school. He doesn't really realize the proliferation of it since the podcast. For him to hear someone who doesn't know me from high school Uska was so mind blowing to him. It was so touching. It was such a great interview because she had become a bestie. She was just able to talk from this place where she really knew me. So shout out to um Emily UM. And my interview will be today on Sayle's Public Radio, which you can definitely find on their like podcast. Final thought. We both just went to the bathroom. Oh my god, so long. I um day a lot. I heard on Chris's radio show today that men wash their hands between like five times a day and women wash their hands eight times a day. And then they were talking about like, oh, it's because women p more often, and I was like, and then Brando on the show was like, eight times a day, that's an insane amount of time to pete and I probably pe twenty times a day. I'm with you there. I don't know how much he about. No know how much do you p a day? I don't pee a day a lot. I just pe during the night like eight times. Yeah. Interesting, that is annoying. But I just had to wipe with the because I went in another bathroom because she warned that one one in the guest room that I never put. I had to wipe with the toilet roll. It still had some yeah and mulch. But it's it's such a weird feeling. But I did wipe with that, and there's no um, there's no trash basket in there, So I just put it back on the role because I'm gonna get it later. No one uses that one, so I just have to remember to get it later, doing like memento. I have a I have a tangible letter that I got on the road two weeks ago that I haven't opened yet a smr. Oh is this from the same person that wrote me a letter? Oh my god, No, this is um Oh my god. The card is amazing. It's a It's a Seinfeld card. It says, YadA, YadA, YadA. I'm definitely putting this on my refrigerator. So cute. Oh and it's a picture of her and I that she printed from meeting. It says, long story short, I got you this card for your birthday. Have a happy one and she crossed out birthday. Couldn't resist this card when picking one out. I hope Houston treated you well, best Rachel. So this is Rachel from Houston and um. She also included a letter let me just read it. I'm writing this from my s s DJ counting down the last fifteen minutes. I actually do love my job, but I am chained to a desk all day. I just wanted to thank you for always being so open and honest. Listening to the pod has taught me so much about myself, and like other besties, my friends and family quickly caught on when I would tell them a story about my friend Nikki. It just happened organically. I'm so thrilled that y'all came back to Houston. As you can see, I've included a pick from years ago at the Houston Improv. You embraced me in this moment like a true friend, and I've never forgotten how awesome that felt from someone I so admired. Keep kicking as love, Rachel. We are loving meeting besties. I have been going on Instagram live and it's such a cute thing that a lot of people chat like one person one on an Instagram lad was like, I'm worried about you becoming too famous and like forgetting us besties or like sharing you with other people, like the mass people. And I totally relate to that feeling with every person I've ever loved. When like people start like they it too popular, I'm like, I'm gonna lose them. It's how I felt about Kirsten when she started being popular in high school and like now everyone is She's not mine anymore. And I just want to say, like, I understand that feeling, and I will never ever forget the besties. And you will always see when you meet me in line at a show, you know, if you go, I'm a bestie or I listened to the podcast, people in the line that aren't kind of feel weird about now. I then like they feel left out. And I can say that because they're not listening to this. And if you are listening to this, welcome. I will embrace you in a different way because it's just different, y'all. It is just and I'm saying y'all because you wrote it in that it's different. And I honestly I'm gonna put this picture of me and my fan on my refrigerator. A fun thing to send. Give me pictures of us. We met those two girls and I'll put them on refrigerator. I love because my fans are my friends. We met those two girls that had they literally look like a beat uh journalists. Oh my god, these two little girls, and they sent us pictures of the notes because we have to address them in point. I have to get back to one of them because her dad's and IVF doctor who said that he would freeze my eggs. He would do it as like a discount. Possibly, I think he's just creepy. Yeah, no he's not. He's her dad is it's in Chicago town. You know what. What's really funny now is that we have merch and so someone will have like nine pieces of merch on and go. I'm my bestie. I love when you wear your merch because I spot you in line beforehand and I'm like, yes, I can't wait. And I wore my um Nikki Laser podcast uh blue shirt on the Michael Rappaport edition of Wendy Williams the other day, and I was so excited to wear it. It looks so good. That short is so cute and I've really embraced it because I've seen so many girls and guys make it look so awesome. Um, this other person sent me a really long letter and I just want to say shout out to Perry who offered me to make a pet portrait for me. So if you want to get a pet portrait, UM, you can probably search in our followers Perry. She didn't leave her Instagram pe r r y and they do amazing pet portraits, which I'm gonna have them. Oh here it is, um, Perry Patterson Art. If you want to. That's a great gift, by the way, is to do a pet portrait for your mom, for your dad, if you have someone in your life who loves their pet. It's not as expensive as you would think. And it's just it supports an artist. So Perry Patterson Art on Instagram we have to go um anything else. Whenever I see no hold up rap, I'm just like, alright, I'll freestyle. Yeah, she altered a sign that says w R A P. I'm just always like, just like I was a young boy when I grew up strong, I never had a dickt that was that long. But I don't give a funk because I wrote this song. Every day, come along. I'm the one. Jack Harlow sucks every single day. I try to run. It doesn't even matter if I ate a line or I wrote a scooter and it was called a line. I gotta go because I'm out of time. It's kind of fun to challenge herself to do some stupid rap. Yes like that, do that every just a couple of And by the way, is not that you can't Comedians can't clip this and be like they think they're rappers. We're doing it because we know we're bad. Okay, I'm doing it because I know I'm bad. Don't think that I think. I love you guys, Thank you so much for the letters and everything. We will see you next week. Have the best weekend. Don't be and cha. You can't just throw a see in there.