Nikki tells Andrew about what she has so far learned about stoicism. She's looking forward to helping PETA later and announced that she will be hosting E!'s GRAMMY Awards Pre Red Carpet show on Sunday. Andrew is excited to open up for David Spade while she is out of town. You Heard It Here First, Noa's headline gets Nikki to talk about a new bit that she is still working out. Andrew shares a behind the scenes conversation. They throw their two cents in about a country artist cancelling his show to go to a basketball game, listen to fun voicemails on the Fanthrax segment and in the Final Thought, Nikki shares another new bit!
The nick Laser podcast. Er, here's Nikki's Hello here I am, It's Nicky Laser Podcast. It's Thursday. How's everyone doing, Andrew Noah, I'm back in St. Louis. I'm in Um. I'm in my apartment, our old apartment. I broke into the old partment. Do you know that song? Yeah, of course I got so good Naked Ladies almost had three doors down for some reason, the same thing, and no, that's that's the how you get here. Well, you know what I was thinking about. I didn't say it on the like two podcasts. Ago. I thought you were like, I didn't say it on the Tupac podcast. You haven't heard about what? You haven't heard about that? Well we did, Kanye. Should we just break out break down every nineties rap record? That would be a disservice two culture. I was thinking about Wrapped, who was like who was a rapper? Yeah? I was thinking about rapper and uh. I was thinking though that, Like, it's so funny because rappers talk about, you know, how hard to struggle is when they come up, they always brag about that, and your friend came up with humble brag And I was thinking about that today where they go when they always go. You know, I have no like new friends or like you you only want me because I'm so popular. Now, really, you're just bragging about it has nothing to do with these five guys that want cat. I mean maybe a little bit, but it's definitely a humble bragg drinking every night because we drink my accomplishments. Like but they're straight up bragging bragging, which I like different because you're being passive, like a passive braggon bragged. I don't feel like that's the word. But why don't we start again? Is such it's such a crunchy word. Hedge hedgehog dooshes. Lava lamp dooshes if you guys, if we've been getting complaints that the lava lamp looks sick and that it's not doing okay, And honestly, today I was like when Noah was like, can you turn down a little early because people were worried about it, I really felt like this this um guilt that I'm not taking care of my lava lamp, like I'm not, like almost the way there's one Yeah, there's one leaf left on my fig tree that I got, you know a year ago when I moved in, and I feel so bad about it. It reminds me of when I used to have to hermit crabs and I just was too scared to feed them and they just all we're like dying, and I was just such like I will I carry that guilt with me the rest of it. It's the worst thing I've ever done is as a child, because they were spiders. What fig trees go through a cycle and they lose their leaves in December, so it's okay, it's just gonna a little late. And the other thing music wise, you're saying come by, they come come. Remember it's kind of a joke a couple of episodes ago, and I was I was getting my hair cut at like a cool barbershop whatever Union barbershop, shout out kind of for free because I threw it in there. No, I actually paid way too much, but uh, they would started playing fred Durst. They started playing fred Durst album, you know, Chocolate Starfish or whatever. That was ironic. No, well it was semi ironic, but then like we're all making fun of it, but then we all know the words. So it's like, I think we do that a lot with songs that well, why do we know all the worlds? At one point we loved it. Their earworms and they are catchy, yeah, but are they good? Yeah? I think that some bad stuff can be good. Is this like the humble brag thing of like shooting on it but actually liking it kind of thing. Yeah. So it's like saying the opposite of what you actually mean. Yeah. And it took like four songs of me going I know every word to this album. There was one part of me when I was in high school going through ship It where I was thinking, you know, you know when when it be nat if that could touch a back like George Michael but like hardcore god. So you actually but you liked it at one point. Yeah, I guess it was never ironic for you until adulthood. Well, when I was getting my haircut, I was pretending like it was ironic because we knew everything. What album is that like that for you? I guess all Dave Matthew, but I don't maybe like Billy Joel like in the middle of the Nut, but I was like fourth grade loving that song. Or I mean, I don't know why I've I tend to tend to stand by the things that I like loved early on because my brain wasn't developed yet, so of course I loved like You're that Fred Durst album was like baby Shark. You know, like we're not going to make fun of kids for like you love Baby Shark, You're like not good at music because you thought that song was good. It's like you you were a child then, but then it comes on later and you're like baby Shark that and then oh, let's get back to that, like just being just kid and like insincere and like trying to be kids like I have to, like I have to constantly fight that urge to try to look cooler than I am, like in so many ways. I mean, like cleaning up the house even like when people come over, I'm like, is that is that insincere? And it's like no, that's just like wanting people to feel comfortable and not feel like icky in my place. And that's not about me being like I hope they think I'm clean. It's just like I want them to be comfortable. And I think that's more the motivation of that. But then even that I question of like you know that's on the on the upcoming reality show UM Welcome Home, Nicki Glazer question mark on the exclamation point. Starting me first, there's always I'm watching Who, but I've been dying to write a joke about making new passwords. And they're like it's not enough, like you've used that one before or whatever, and you're like, god damn it, and you're like, I'm sorry, I just don't want to get excited about my dead dog anymore, because it's always like Simon Speed, like where was your first dog born? Or who was your the name of your first dog which is obviously dead? Oh yeah those questions? Yeah, well I had the joke about the maiden but your mom's maiden name. The other questions are, um, who's your favorite teacher? Like that one is always going to be the same answer for me, there's some sometimes you get to pick your questions. Your dad's cock always going to be the same. It's tough. It's tough. My favorite teacher. It reminds me that she knew. That's why she was my favorite. Got good grades? Dead does work? Hey, you like your dad? You like her? Now wait, wait what were we talking about? Rights? Oh this is the thing being like looking away in front of a fucking h Bugatti post. It gets rewarded, So what when does And that's why we need as a word to you know, like humble bright, we needed to spread so that people get shamed for being and what it's not. It's not about it is about shaming, but it's about just be yourself. Like it's okay to be not cool, and it's okay to say that I'm trying to look cool. Like there are times where I put a picture on Instagram where you know, I've talked about this before, where I look so not myself. I'm really done up. It's there's you know, maybe someone sent it to me and it's already been filterized or whatever. Some has been edited and I've spray tanned on and fake eyelashes and the lighting is amazing, and it's just like it's hard for me to post those with like a genuine thing sometimes instead of going like this isn't really what it you know, like just some just don't be care about it. Just be like this is me trying. Yeah, yeah, this is me. I'm thinking of a different song. But yeah, but a lot of people that do that ship that kissed stuff, they know it. It's not like it. Garrett from f Boy Island My Buddy Gianni does he owns it from He like, yeah, he wears those you were talking about, Like the shirts you wear outfit and it looks like this, you can only wear it once. It has like one thing on the shoulder and you can't even see it, but you can't wear that again. That's why I don't like trendy really like um fashion. You get tons of compliments on I don't like to or that really catch the eye or like very just so cool. I don't like to get them. I don't like to spend a lot of money on those because you can really only wear them once or post a picture of them once, and it's not like you can't wear them again. But it's just there's those guys. I know Giohnny probably never repeats it fit I mean not, he wouldn't do it on the Graham, you know, exactly, Like it's given a lot of free ships, so who knows what is even his at that point either, Like I know he has one Porsche, but then he's standing in front of a Ferrari. I'm like, could you buy another fucking Ferrari. I'm getting into stoicism, like stoic, like you know, philosophers I'm really early on reading about it. It's I'm reading this book called have you Ever Been laid On? What you like? I love everything you've come across. You're like, I'm early on in this, Like you've never been. Like I'm nine books in and I'm really understanding it now. Now I would never talk about something because I've never gotten I know I haven't either. Now I'm learning. I'm reading how to Think Like a Roman Emperor, And it was a book that was UM. Well after that picture I posted the other day on Instagram, after that audition I had, I was like, I'm only feeling this. I UM. I was reading in the subreddit books where people talk about books and recommend books. There was one question one day that was like, what's a book that's changed your life? And like really changed who you are? And I just got so many book ideas from that. And I've always kind of wanted to get into stoicism because it kind of is in line with pretty much you know, a lot of recovery program stuff, and it's a lot about it's just good principles. It's very simple. It's you would love that. I was thinking of you so much. Well, I can, I can I can explain it like I'm five, like you're yeah, but then you're talking an there's the there's the yeah, there's a subway that that's like explained like I'm five, and the persons asking like will you explain it like I'm five, and I'm like no, but I'll explain it like I'm five. Okay, So guys that Marcus Aurelius was the Emperor of Rome. That's the same voice you used to imitate me, by the way, Okay, so um, yes, so Marcus or so I had when chicken and a brown chicken. And for really it's from what I can glean from it, it is about a way of life, and it's a it's there's like I'm so early into this guy, and I want to say that if you read this book, it is really dense up top. But I think it's like it was recommended to me by a bunch of like people on like not to me, but like on this threat it said that this is the book to read to like the Lehman's way of understanding stoicism. And then there's also a guy that does the daily Stoic and has written tons of books, Sam Harris. Yeah, um, yeah, Sam Harris is a This is all very like Sam Harris as well, and like um for what I like about it, it's um not pretentious. There's like philosophy. Back in when Stoicism was like coming to be, there were um cynics. There were also like there was all these different thoughts, like schools of philosophy and like ways of life and a lot of them. Rhetoric was like the biggest thing to learn back in Marcus Aurelius when he was a young boy and being kind of like uh groomed to become the emperor. There what the trendiest thing to do was like rhetoric and to do debates and to be the most intellectual. And it's very like anti intellectual. Honestly, it's just they think I was thinking of you yesterday when I was reading it, because they don't like flowery language. Break everything down to its simplest form. You don't need to know five different words for the meaning of the word like you don't. And then the guy that wrote this book How to Think like a Roman Emperor is a psychiatrist who loves CBTU, which is not the CBD not not the oil that guys on Instagram or selling. But it's UM cognitive behavioral therapy, which no one was talking about to me one day, which is like, you have these thoughts, it's basically like UM breaking your realizing that your thoughts are what drive your emotions, and your emotions are not what drive your thoughts, and that to be the best human being that you can be, it's about your character and it's not about wealth. It's not about your character is everything and any pursuit of anything else and a little bit of stoicism I don't like which I'm reading about, and I hope they kind of like find a way to make it work. It's really about not ever indulging in anything too much. Everything is moderation, like very simplistic ways of dressing, no flowery language, like just avoiding the pleasures of life, not indulging too much ever, which is like the way I do my life. But it is true, like moderation. You can have everything you want in life if you just do it moderately. It's just it harms you when you go too much. But I really like that they're saying everything that you want to communicate can be done very simplistically, and that intellectuals often alienate and um, it's everything about stoicism, from what I can tell, is about not being and just being like and accepting. Like yesterday, I'm on this flight that is shaking crazy because we had crazy wind in St. Louis and I'm landing and the flight's going crazy, and I'm reading this part in the book about um let me just read this part that I'm reading Empires flying on Delta wasn't no, But listening to you, I love this because I do think when people talk with big words and stuff, they're trying to no one's gonna question them because no one wants to feel dumb. It's like one of finance guy talks in a bunch of random numbers and you're like, oh, I must give him my money. He seems to know everything, but you don't want to question him either, because you don't want to seem stupid. Yes, but back to your Emperor thing though, of like just focusing on character and not all that other ship. But if you have all that the ship given to you, then you can easily focus on character, you know what I mean? Like, I feel like sometimes the struggle it's hard to just focus on your character when your environment doesn't allow you to because does that make sense? Like like all the other stuff distracts, Yeah, all the well, like needing money, needing food, needing all that. Like you gotta do whatever you can. So if you're a king, you're kind of you got that in abundance. So it's like, oh, I don't even need the focus. The thing is that you can have at any level, whether you're back around the street all the way up, you can have you can still practice good character, which will lead to all those I guess maybe lead to all of those things. But I was reading this thing and it was about how they were talking about this guy that was on a ship and it was everyone on the ship thought they were going to die in this guy that was a stoic on the ship. Um was terrified at first, like they said he like all the color drained out of his face and that they afterwards, and he didn't do he was just and then he was just calm. And the ship captain afterwards said like what was going through your Like everyone else was freaking out what was going on? And he realized, and I'm on this plane that is like going nuts, okay, And I'm usually very calm in those situations anyway, because I'm like me going like this is not going to change what is going to happen right now. And that is what stoicism is about, is like, your anxiety is not your worry is not going to change the events. It's nothing's gonna your heart rate going up. All these things we as animals cannot help when something scares us. When so they were given example, when a deer is like grazing in the meadow and they hear a loud noise, they quickly look like everything in them makes them alert, and they like kind of sprint off, and then as soon as that danger is gone, they just go back to grazing just as they were before. Whereas humans, because we think we have cognitive abilities to have this brewing in our head when we're the deer and we get spooped, we have that initial thing, which is like a normal bodily response that we can't help, but then we go it could still be there. It's after it's gone, we still have it reverberating through us. And that's why this guy in the ship, at first he was terrified and then he was very calm because he's like me, keeping this terror going and telling me myself the story that I'm going to die. Everything's getting like that is not helping the situation. And very well, I couldn't die. There's a very good chance that I'm not going to die. So yesterday I'm on this plane and I'm like, what the hell, like I'm about to die, and I was like, this is prepared, This is all coming together to prepare me to accept my death. It was really wild, but I was able to stay very calm and I just I'm really excited to get more into it. And I know I'm butchering the principles of this as I speak. And some people are probably like screaming out there, that's exactly true. Yeah, whatever, turbulence. Uh, let's take a break and get back with the news. Right, did you land fine? Like yeah, everything was fine, But then we land and waited forty minutes on the Tarmaic, which is just so upsetting. Unless you were sitting next to a woman who has a baby and the baby throws up all over the woman, Then you go, you know what, I'm all right, that's what happened to me. She this baby drenched her in vomit like and it was probably like a less than a year old baby and it drenks her in vomit like she was on, Uh, that's the game show like Nickelodeon. Yes, like I picture Atlanta's more set in the Canadian version of that game show or whatever. It was white puke and it was everywhere. And I was so mad about this delay until I looked over and saw her trying to like scramble to find napkins and I'm trying to help. I don't have anything, and I was just like, I'm all right. I got like I could this. This is a worst situation. It was nice to just be reminded that I don't need to have kids anytime soon. Yeah, all right, let's come back with the names and we're back. Um, we're gonna get to the news in a second. I have a shoot with Peta later on today. I forgot about town. I flew five out of seven of the last days. Um, and I have two days in town until I leave again. I'm doing the Grammys. Everyone should watch the Grammys on Sunday on e I'm gonna be in the pre the countdown to the red carpet for the Grammy. So I'm not even the grand Carpet. I'm in the count the two hour countdown to the Red Carpet to the Grammys. I'm gonna be in the last half of it. I'm gonna be, you know, making jokes about what people are wearing and just like trying to talk about not just like sometimes people just watch for that. Joan Rivers was, Yeah, you know, I'm happy to do it. I don't get to go to the Grammys. I have to leave immediately after out. I'm going to the gram No, I'm going to Las Vegas. That's where the am I saying, right Vegas because I used Vegas. I think you said lost. Well, so you're going there and then you're coming right back. No, I'm going to l A after that. I'm there for a week of press, and then I go to Winnipeg on Friday. Van Vancouver Jesus Christ, I'm sorry. Vancouver. Vancouver, which is French for van cover um. It's it's French for an old tarp you put on your van um. And I'm gonna be there on Saturday, and then after that I come back here, I think, But I might be going to New York City after that. New York City, the Big Apple. Yeah, but today in St. Louis, I thought I had two days off, but I have a shoot for Peter with Luigi and puszbly Marian what I read the script and it's a little bit like I just Peter needs some help to be a little less. Every vegan kind of animal rights group needs to I want to help. I always give lend my voice because I feel like what they're doing it's working because it got through to me. But on some level we need to get through without being such um like just talking down and like lecturing people about like you you need to eat healthier, like I know as someone that's struggled with eating stuff, like it doesn't work like that. People don't care. People still smoke cigarettes, even after we see lungs that look disgusting and you know you can die of cancer, Like, people don't care. It's been proven that does not dissuade anyone. My dad didn't quit smoking until he lost his mother to lung cancer. Like it takes like something more than that. I love Norm McDonald's joke of like, hey, you ever seen a one of those lungs that's a you know, from a smoker's body, disgusting? Ever see one of those uh lungs from a healthy body disgusting because it's all disgusting. It's almost like circumcised penuses and penises. The other night we were talking about those. It was like, yeah, I mean I've never I've never encountered face to face a uncircumcised penis, but I get used to it, you know, Like it's a circumcised penis is not like something that I'm like, oh hey John, like it's that even that is like yikes, And a hard uncircumcised is a penis, yes, So how many soft penises are you really? I was thinking of like coming up with a device that gives men a little cap to put on their penis if they're circumcised, to like because you guys have less sensitivity, Well, you guys have more, you guys, since it's been rattling around and it's exposed. It's like if we had our clips out all the time, we have a hood over them, which is like what you have. And so I was thinking of, like you know, on candles, when they have those little caps that like snuff them out. I want a little thing for a penis to protect it so that you have more sensitivity when you do decide to play with it, because all day it's rattling around and you you lose sensitivity when I wear I wasted pants and I have like some gnawing back and forth, like flossing my clip all day, I have less sensitivity later on. That makes sense, Maybe you could just I don't know. I'm part of me thinks you can pull the skin over your penis, even if you are circumcised. Get just a little rubber band, but like a gentle rubber band. Yeah, you know, some of these rubber bands these days when you put over your cock just hurt too much, you know. I like that you see an opening for the market, like where there's this need. Hey, sharks ay, sharks him. That's nicky. Um, I'm not a part of this pitch. We should have talked about this because um, I didn't think about it would be I don't this is funny. This is very dark. But like you know how women are always like have you ever seen an uncircumcised penis? Like I have? You know, we're always like talking about like, oh my gosh, what is it? And um, I was thinking about they're like men in like Rwanda talking about like did you see that girl, she's like uncircumcised of like, oh, it's disgusting, like in Saudi Arabia or something where they cut the clips. I mean, I don't know where they cut clips off, but they don't cut clips off they like I guess they do claract to me. Yeah, okay, female circumcision. They leave the hood. Could you imagine I'd be even sadder. It's like, God, I used to have a head in here. Oh my god. To have your vagina clipped off when you're a young girl is just so fucking terrible. And then to have no anesthetic or anything like that. A lot of the times, it's just it's the worst thing ever. With that said, let's get to the news. Look, it leaves a guy has an excuse. Oh yeah, because they're a baby. No, no, like not finding like we're alway, but they don't have one. So it's like everything is, yeah, well I can't find it because he threw it away somewhere and burned it in a fire as like a sacrifice. There. You could buy another one in Amazon. Alright, it's the news. Boy, it's Thursday, folks. You know what that means. It is Thursday. The weekend's coming. And maybe I will as well, probably not all the swells you'll be for David Spade. Uh yeah, I thought you're gonna be there the factory on Saturday. No, I'm not gonna be there clean ten minutes clean. Yeah. I can do it easily. Yeah, easily. I think like changing to like words I have to do. Yeah. It's like when you write that though to me, I did get there? I go, do I have? I know I did the same thing, and then I remember I've done the Tonight Show five times, and it's like I can't say pussy on the Tonight Show unless I'm saying, oh, I was such a pussy. That's one of my favorite pattern alls walking things is like you can go on TV and say you're saying your pussy if I'm saying my vagina is afraid, I can say my pussy is such a pussy, and it'll go my bleep is such a pussy. And if your dick, if your penis is being an asshole, you can be like Andrew, your dick is a dick, and it would go your blank your bleep is a dick, and it wouldn't bleep. The second one so stupid. Okay, what's the first news story. No. According to new relationship relationship research, those we memories serve essential bonding functions between romantic partners, so it's worth sharing old memories with your partner. I love that we memories like we like us, we did it together. Yep. You gotta be dating a little while to kind of go into the old I don't know. I don't know. Some couples like come up with an inside joke right away to start nurturing. I think that because there's it's so yeah, it's it's um. Yeah, Like I like that, except that I don't know. There is something about trying to think of like we I actually have a joke right now I'm writing about the word we um. It's so weird that you picked that story because it's about when I was single and like would be flirting with a guy and I would not want to know if he had a girlfriend or not, because it's just like yes, where you just are like, oh my god, Andrew, this is like helping our relationship to remember. But just like I don't want to ruin the joke because it's like my newest bit and I'm really excited about it, but it's just about it doesn't matter. Besties will understand if they hear it here first. I mean, I think it's funny to like you make sure he never gets to that part of the conversation. Oh yeah, I mean like I was avoiding it because you as a girl or guy, when you were flirting with someone, you're having a really good time, and it's back and forth. For me, it's like orgasming, like I never want it to I love I love the flirtation. I love the idea of like what could this be? And when you find out someone has a significant other, it ends all of that fun. And there was this point with this person where it was like I really like was like the crushes there, this is gonna it's gonna hurt when I find out. And I actually have old notebook from you and I. This person was like with an earshot, I think of us and you, me and some other one else, we're writing a notebook and I wrote, I I kind of don't want to know, And I see it all the time in this notebook that says like I'd rather honestly not know because it's so much fun that like it's probably I would rather just like live in this fantasy because honestly, having a crush for me is so exciting. Um, not just being around them and flirting with them, but like when I go to sleep at night, I'm like fantasizing about what it could be. I the only way I can fantasize is if the thing is like on the horizon, if it I can't fantasize about things that Like, I'm not, you know, being interviewed by David Letterman in the shower, unless I'm like, oh, Letterman is kind of interested in having you want you know what I mean? So I just like you feel like Letterman is available to you. Yeah, the idea, like the idea of me thinking Letterman is gonna come to my house in Arizona that I don't own, to a ranch. He has to probably fly in and then ride a cow in Arizona for this, Hey, I got off the grid. That's a famous psycho. You're fantasizing about getting off the grid. And so but like I remember, but we let's remember this story because it's so funny. It will help me with the bed a little bit. Because I was like, so, it was at a point where I kept saying to Andrew, like my crush level was I was giving it a four point scale and I was like, my crush levels like a one right now, where it's like this has potential. It was five, Actually it was out of five. I remember giving it that. I remember a couple of days priorate. It was like it's now at a two, which is like, this is not If it ends up being like something that's not going to happen, I can live with it. And then I remember that morning when it was like I had been around this person enough and they had not taught they had like purposefully avoided mentioning anything about their home life. And I know this person didn't have a ring on that finger at least, so I was like maybe they have a girlfriend, but I don't know, and I just don't want to know. I just don't want to know, you know. And then he did have nine promise rings on I so that I remember that day. That morning, I was like, you guys, it's it's out of four, like there's no turning back, Like it's gonna be today is going to make it a five because we're spending a lot of time together that day and I was like fuck, like I'm and I'm just like I just have a feeling there's someone because there's just a blank, there's a blind spot in all of the stories that we tell each other, and like the things we talk about, very vulnerable. I'll give him that. What do you mean that's why you felt for this guy? Because he was very honest and open about everything else. Yes, yes, yes, and just like and owning who he it seemed to own who he was. Very confident. Um they ry, um, just what did it? And also a thing that I get attracted to early on with someone is that they are amused by me, but it's not like overly and they're just kind of like alright, like they're just they don't try to act too cool, like they don't think I'm funny, but they aren't falling over like he held in a lot there to look cooler than he felt inside. Oh yeah, I mean I was. And I was constantly trying to get him to like laugh and like to funk with him, and it was just and like roasting him and shifting on him. And that's another thing I do I think is a test to be like, is this guy confident? Like can I funk with him and see if he just like lets it slide and like can laugh at himself, because that's an attractive quality that someone doesn't get offended about, like a little like it wasn't being cruel. Maybe I was, but um, sorry, we gotta get to the news. So anyway, I remember that day because I was avoiding this so much. I was almost avoiding talking to the person because I was so scared that someone else was going to bring up something that would make him reveal this thing that I just had a feeling about. And then we were sitting yeah, and um, you're placing it too much, dude, and so were the shut up, and so he goes. We we were talking about pets, and I was like, oh, we gotta get out of this conversation. It reminded me of being a child and my I knew Santa wasn't real, but I was lying to my parents to pretend that I still believe so that my sister could still have it. She's younger. And I remember my parents wanting to watch SNL one night, and I was so scared because I knew SNL was an adult program that they might reveal Santa wasn't real. It was around Christmas, so I was just doing anything to be like, let's do Let's play sorry, let's play Monopoly, and they're like, we're gonna watch sn No, we always watched it. And I was just like I don't want her to find out accidentally, like I was trying to protect her. And that was that conversation for me, which was like, stop bringing up things about our home lives, like I don't want to know. I'm living in this fantasy where this person is like available. And then someone brought up animals and someone goes, do you have any pets? And the person goes, yeah, we have a dog, and I was just like that we like Andrew felt it. I felt it, and remember he looked at each other and we're like, there it is. And I was like, please be a forty five year old man with a roommate or living with his mom, please God, Please God. I was dying for I was like, is there maybe he lives in a cult commune, like I will take maybe he's at the Scientology Center. I'll take anything over a girlfriend and then shows me the shows up, pulls up do you have a picture of it? And I'm like, because I don't want to reveal that I'm because honestly, is every right to have a girlfriend. I'm just a little bit sad because I had called in my head I fantasized too much, and now I'm like, like, kind of sad, but I don't want him to know he had no idea how to crush on him at all, and um, and I don't want him to know that I'm upset or that it doesn't affect me. It's like I shouldn't be upset, but I don't. I forget. So I'm like, Nikki, how do you act when someone has a girlfriend that you don't like? Like? What would you? You just be like, oh, you have a Like I was trying to remember how to respond, and then he pulls up a picture of his dog with his girlfriend in the picture and him, and he hands it to me, and I remember just going like like, I didn't say anything, like normally, I don't, Oh my god, she's so pretty, Like who is that? And that's what I obviously I would have said had I seen that picture in any other circumstances, because she was pretty, they did look adorable. I would have been like, what's the story there? But instead I was just like oh, And then like but I remember, just like, how does a normal person oh, my god, which one are you talking about? I? Um, so not shots fire man, that's just me being a dumb joke, but so shot beat drip. So anyway, I have this whole joke now about we It was like that, and I'm starting to explore, Like having this, I'm starting to explore something on stage that I never thought i'd talked about, which is like when you uh follow for someone in a relationship. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and like how do you deal with that? And like, um yeah I did at the Seller this weekend. Do it. It's so I'm so excited about it because it's so honest and people will be mad at you. There'll be some people mad at you, but you know what their boyfriends. That's what I say. Well, I have so much to say about this obviously on stage, so come see me work all this out. And honestly, like the way I'm talking about this on stage is um really, I like trust the audience is not to put it out because it's like I'm revealing things that I wouldn't put out there yet because it's sensitive. So if you come see me on tour, you'll see a very like you're going to hear a story that I'm not telling any or else, and I'm um, like I really appreciate people coming and I just want to treat you know, this live common experience of something like this is special. This only happens here, like kind of like Chris Rock last night, Everyone's like, what's he gonna say about Will Smith? He was at the beginning the wilbur where we're going to be in Boston, UM for two shows coming up in May. I believe um. But yeah, he said, I'm not ready to talk about it yet, which I that's the way I felt about this thing. You need time to process it. He needs time to process. And you get in this business, you know that people want that, so you don't give it to them, right. I think if he was ready to talk about he would give it to things. But these things take time. Like I remember this situation I'm talking about on stage now. I remember saying, you know, this is gonna be a part of my act, like telling that you know everyone in my life at that time, like I can't wait to like spin this into something because this is just such a thing. Well, I remember when it happened, you told you would reiterate the story almost word for word. Then but you were so close to it. I just remember here and now you have like perspective on it. Yeah, it's very raw. Yeah then and if you tried to do it then it would have been too raw, so you would have been too meaningful to you, like too emotional. I think, yeah, I was too angry about it, And it's just you need time to I honestly don't think we'll hear about it for like a year from Chris Rock, like it might take that long because these things are so traumatically the audience. You need to make your audience comfortable when you're still press when you're telling the story of something, and if the audience senses that you still have an anger, like stand up with anger and it is or sadness, they start to pity you. And so it just has to be the right time to talk about it. And I'm just starting to feel it out. And it was a lot of times people are like, why don't you ever talk about your anorexi on stage? It's like, well, I didn't because I was still dealing with an eating sort of in a different way, and it was just not I was it was too sad to me still because I was still struggling with it all those years, and it's now been two years. It will come up on two years April of me like not starving myself, not eating in bed, not binging, and and not exercising to lose weight. And I think now only two years after that, I can start like maybe making jokes about that experience. But it takes that long. And let's take a break and come back with why do I care sports? Oh? Can I can I just give a little behind the scenes? Yeah? Uh? Would this be on the recording? Do you want? It's nothing, It's I got engaged to know that. I'm just kidding. Uh No, It's funny that, like if we talked about new season, we're doing five different no, no, no, I loved it. I think I'm trying my best. So we were so Nikki send to me. Now we're like we're doing some new things. We're doing five stories boom boom boom right after bat. I think that we do one story there. Honestly, you technically underneath. If I heard music underneath, it would make me motivated to so I like it, like trying. I think it's really funny. Last night I was watching what was watching last night? Oh? Tyler Henry Um this new Netflix show where he talks to dead people and under I realized, like, when you're watching Netflix with the captions on, it's so funny because these idiots just tell you exactly how manipulative music is. Because the captions will be like eerie music, dramatic music, music that makes you cry, and you're like, no, you guys describe in a different way that doesn't make you sound so manipulative music will motivate you. I want to start doing something kind of fun with the show where we try to do a segment that's like really lighthearted, or we tried to do a segment it's really sad with upbeat music, or like we we really we play with music underneath it. I'm taking my head because I was literally no way, I swear on my life, I was gonna just I was working on a TikTok or whatever, like a video because all these guys it's like the saddest music and it's just my wife left. Until you watched years ago that it says sad music. I know, until you start watching it where it says said music, you forget how manipulate it is and how accused you to go, this is sad what they're talking about. Music is so important in movies, and like that's why when they cut like the sound from the Oscars and the awards for that, that's all movies are, is that ship. If you just listen to a show without That's why podcasts are so fucking vulnerable, because when you're on the radio, you always have a music bed. You always have these things that are helping you. That's why stand up is so vulnerable. Music helps you tell your story, and that's why it would be really interesting to start playing with it. Let's get to our weekly sports moment. Oh man, you got a basketball in your hand, tell me about it. Well, I'll do it for Andrew. I'll say Andrew's Weekly sports And that's right. Sorry, I forgot I haven't ye alright. Fans were furious when country star Eric Church canceled his San Antonio concerts so that he can attend a final four game of the n C Double A men's basketball tournament, also known as March Madness. So he has a show. I got it. He's from North Carolina, got it? I mean, so say more? Can I read the statement he sent on his newsletter, I would love to hear how he presented this. I okay. So he calls his besties, like the equipment of his besties for quiet Preach Church choir. So he goes, this is also the most selfish thing I've ever asked the choir to do. To give up your Saturday night plans with us so that I can have this moment with my family and sports community on a sleep. I don't care. I think it's when these fans go like, would you want to go see Eric Church? At the whole time he's performing for you, he's like resenting that he's there and thinking about this game. I want to see artists when they want to be there. That's why I like. That's why I bring Andrew, That's why I bring on You, That's why I bring a Meal on the road, just because I want. I want to honor my fans by being in the best mood possible for them. Because if I'm just alone in a weird city, I'm not going to be happy and I'm gonna be thinking about other things. I'm just gonna be I. I want my art I want Taylor Swift is she wants to go do something else on the night that I'm gonna go see her. I would rather her do that than me watch her like suffer through a show that she's not present for. I guess the on the only word that I have trouble saying and Martha, m h Martha Cookie show. Uh. I know what I was gonna say is you can return tickets for for the show, but that the plane tickets. What do you do about that? Because Church reimburse people that show a receipt to plane tickets. I mean, like, that's exactly what I would do. I mean, I've reimbursed people on Venmo who didn't enjoy my show that I found on Reddit. Like I I've said after shows. I'm honestly, I don't have to work the rest of my life to pay back those debts. But if I were hid, this is what I would do. If say, like Taylor Switch was playing and she invited me backstage, I would say to my fans the same thing, like I'm not gonna lie to you guys, I am going to do this thing, because otherwise I would be thinking about this thing and I just and you know what's gonna happen. I'm gonna come back to town and I'm gonna do a weekend of shows here that are going to be free to the people that have already have tickets, and you're gonna get double the shows. I'm gonna bring a special guest that I will pay that person out of my money. I will. I would pay for having this excuse, and I would give those people who spent money with their plane tickets and the time they took away or like the kids, that I would reimburse all of that, because you have to pay to do the things you want in life. He's not paying for those tickets we know for the game. Oh no, he's not paying for this. This he has to something, he has to suffer. But the people, he has to give them something in return. And honestly, if I were one of those things, I would be fucking psyched at what I'm going to get in return, because the next time he comes to town, whether or not the tickets are free, it's going to be an amazing show. I just love it. Next time he comes down, he's like, look, we did not expect them to get this far again, Okay, like we thought last year was a one shot deal. My daughter has a recital tonight. The crossover of country music fans and U N c Dukes or sports they get it. I think they're called sports tobacco road. It's like a whole thing. You're the South. What's something that could get you, David? When you're opening for David Spade on Saturday night? Is there something that would make you if someone goes, hey, dude, I have last minute tickets to this. I here's the thing you get to go do. Is there anything that could get you to cancel that? Because there's no one, nothing else I love than listening to myself do well with the funniest person. But maybe I was Eric Church, if I was David Spade, maybe in that situation there could be something. Yeah, because your David Spade moment is actually the thing that would get you to cancel on something else. Yeah, that makes sense. All right, Let's get to fan tracks. It's it feels like it's been so long. I want to hear from the fans. It does feel like forever. Obvious sounds angry. Yeah, he does it every morning. God, he needs to look into stoicism. He actually reads stoicism and stuff. I bet he does it. My mom loves AUV. By the way, I was talking to her about you and and she had like together, and have you have you met a V? And I go yeah, and she goes, I didn't know that you had met him. He they are so cute. They are I love them. And she was even saying Noah when like you guys all hung out together because I was talking about it recently with her in Chicago. I got to go to go out to dinner with my parents after the Wilco thing. Was such a great dinner, but talk to them about there as Arizona trip and talked to her about like hanging out with you like more like we got to sit down and talk about it, and she was like, you know, I was thinking he was going to be awkward because I don't really know her this like and her boyfriend. She was like, Noah is so cute. She brought us a gift. She was so lovely. We couldn't wait to hang out with them again. We are going to hang out with it, like she was like an AUV and they are just so cool. You are so lucky to have these people in your life. You attract the best people. Thank you for including them. It was just it was awesome to hear that. That's when I'm like tearing up. I don't know if you could tell through the screen. Your parents are so sweet and I have a wonderful time with them, But I really am so funny to have my parents. I have just now gotten to this place of like I won the fucking lottery with them, and like everything that I am and like have achieved is due to the way they raised me and how cool they are. Seeing them interact with the tweeties and being like, God, they are not embarrassing, they are they make me look cooler. They are great storytellers sometimes they have great stories that don't go on too long. They're just funny. I just anything that I am is because of them, and that it's it's it's all them. And I always thought, like, you know, I'm different than my parents, and in ways I am, but they even the ways that I've grown, like emotionally intelligent beyond maybe what they are, it's because they gave I am more emotionally indecent my parents and I'm teaching them, but the fact that they're open to learn from their daughter is the kind of openness that I was given from them that made me open to other things. Yeah, it's like it's it's all cyclical, but I'm there's nothing more in my life that I'm lucky with than than my parents. It's it all starts with them, and I know everyone is not so lucky, so I just want to say, um, you know, I'm really grateful, and I acknowledged that none of this is me. It was all my parents, and none of it was them. It was all their parents, and there it all goes. I think the older you get, the more you stop fighting it. You just go They're fucking cool. And I'm so just grateful for everything. And even if you have shitty parents, like no, you don't really get along with your mom, fucking thank God for that. It's made you who you are in the way that like is just so I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm sorry for that, but I'm also like, because you deserve more, but I'm grateful because it made you who you are and whatever kind of mixture of that bullshit, it made a great person. Thanks. Okay, can we do our first your tears and tell me a fan threx? All right? The first one comes from a seedro all right, I'm gonna do it. Hey, you know this is a seed row from southern Wisconsin. I love the pod. I listen to you guys every morning and afternoon when I'm going to and from work. It's a great way to start my day with a laugh, wrap my long work day with a laugh. So so thank you for that. I wanted to give a shout out to Andrew for uh just just as hilarious singers. There's been many times when I'm when I'm taking a sip of water and he gives one of those singers and just you know, I start laughing and water starts coming out of my nose. So fuck you, Andrew, just kidding. UM, So I just wanted to give you that plug. But really just one question. Really, the main purpose why I want to leave you guys a voice message here was during the last POT episode one Anya talked about a story a out her mom telling her to put a vitamin C tablet or something like that on her tongue and um in order to relieve her cough. And there was like this cliffhanger at the end. We didn't find out what happened, so did it work? Did not work for her? If I would love to hear the answer on the pod, that would be great. Uh. I love you guys, Thank you, and uskeleton. Um, thank you so much A cedrop from southern Wisconsin. Um. First of all, Andrew is one of the is genuinely one of the funniest people alive. And his one liners are his little like ways of flipping language, and like his asides are his fucking superpower. The way his mind works is upsetting to me. And you are absolutely right. He's he's so fucking funny and um, and you just are. You're just so quick and you sometimes it's it's just this, it's an furiating to me sometimes, much like the Taylor Thomlinson thing I talked about yesterday, of like this jealousy of like I wish my mind works like that. And that's why I love sometimes to have you around, because I mean, mainly we're talking about talent versus like friendship. I like having you around because the best time, the best ways that you help me commedically when I'm on a set or something is to go just to pitch it to you and like your first your first instinct, because your your mind, just like the first thing it serves up before you think, is always like this gene unintentionally genius thing that you can't even help it just comes out of you, and like, that's what I feel like you're so valuable for and that's why I want That's why I want you to do more crowd work, because you're so good at just improv Well, I'll do it, honestly, you could and it would be fine. I wouldn't don't go to the audience, And I want to just say a little bit like, you know why that's inappropriate is not because it wouldn't be killer um as a stand up when you have open if you're not a crowd work guy, even if you are, you don't want your openers doing CrowdWork because it makes them chatty and feel like it's going to be an interactive show. And if you are a crowd work guy, you don't want it because you might unearthed things that that person wants to unearth. So that's just a little bit of like backshop talk. Now. The only thing I feel like her tongue. But does he want to know if it worked to help her throat? I think I think we just have to remind him that, um, she said the tablet that she put on her tongue made the layer of skin come off right, and then she swallowed made a little round tablet of skin like burned her tongue that it loosened that skin. It came off like a little mento and then she swallowed it. Yeah, who cares about because slippery elm first sore throats, you guys. I I left it in the car for car pokarioke with Wilco and I'm getting some new stuff shipped to me today. But the slippery Elm lozenges say save my life. And I've been looking for stuff. Know that you can spin them on Amazon. They're just um. You just put them in your mouth and you just like suck on them and they're a little like chalky like almost like um, just dissolvable uh vitamins. And you will also get the dropper that I put in water every morning. But it really is something that like coach your throat and makes it's better than that throat coat tea. You know, if you suffer with losing your voice a lot, or learn how to speak differently. Um okay, next one. Next voicemail is from Page High Busties. My name is Page First. I want to say I have cankers on my tongue and so that's why I'm talking with a little bit of a lisp today, can NICKI I know that you can relate, and man, I am really out here struggling and I can't stop eating spicy, acidic food. So they hurt. They're not going away. But anyway, I wanted to share a story of cup. So my friends and I were out one night and we weren't having the best time, and of course the bottle girls are walking by us with their little fucking spark years and heading to a table with two guys that are sitting back and they're a little v I P table. I don't know. It's so stupid and god to begin with, but they don't even like give the bottle girls recognition. They just like sit back and like look around, and it's like, oh my god, my friend Alexis, who's also a bestie. We looked at each other at the same time and both went because it was so and after that I went home. But I love you guys, thank you so much for for sharing all your stories and being so open about so many important topics. Um, you guys are so great and a great time. It's so funny. Jerk off, jerk. Some people are taking real liberty here and not doing jack, which is nine. I've been that the girls are so hot that you think you don't want to be the guy that's like oggling them, so you act like they don't exist. I well, that's one thing is is I do that with celebrities sometimes, where you're like, oh, who are you? I'm sorry, oh John Mayer, okay o, reason met your name is? What's your name? Like? That's what that one dude did with a girlfriend to you. That's how I felt like I was kind of doing, Oh, yeah, I'm You're not a big deal. I haven't googled you. Yeah, you have a tattoo on my back of yet at all. Whatever. No, But like I've been there, those like two guys that you get bottle service and you think you can just sit back and show your money. It's so cheesy, dude. And then and then what they do is they pay the promoters, They pay girls to come and sit at your table, they drink all your liquor, and then they fucked the guy at the hot guy on the dance floor. Um, you deserve it. Um. It reminds me of the beginning of the first Pam and Tommy episode, Tam and Pommy Tommy where Tommy's like sitting at this cold table. I hate that show so much, but I also love it. I'm only two episodes in or three movie. Um. I want to say to Page though real quick. Love that you and your best eat both said could at the same time. I love that kids just becoming a thing. Also, Page, I'm always wondering when you were in school and people would be like, turned to page thirteen, did you like hear your name? I always asked that for pages um number three, if you suffer with canker stores out there and Page I, I honestly have more empathy for people with canker stores than maybe anything in the world, because it's the most excruciating thing I've been through, and like it takes the joy out of talking, it takes the joy out of eating. It's like, it's why, it's your body's way of saying like slow down and I'm serious, Page, like, the best thing that I found for them and anyone else that has someone in their life, please give the gift of I can't believe I haven't shared this yet because during my canker store thing, I got medicine and the thing that I found most soothing was my Lanta, like the kind of like really creamy soothing thing that you take for stomach stomach acidity. Swishing with my Lanta and just keeping it in your mouth and like did you stumb on that or did someone tell you to do it? You know, well, my doctor prescribed me these two mouthwashes. One was like codeine, which is a pain killer, and the other was this creamy thing that she said essentially was like my Lanta, and that one was better than the codeine. Honestly, anyone struggling with canker stories and I know there's tons of remedies on the line. That one I had not read about. Um, I really recommend it. And also like just be really kind to yourself because you were struggling in a way that people that don't get canker stores do not understand. And I love that you uh talked about it and like we're open about it, and because it sounds like gross and stuff, but it's it's it's you're struggling inside and you're tongue. It's the worst pain. It's it feels like an anal fisher of the mouth. Listen to your it is it's because it's an ulcer so listen to your body when you have these things, because I wish I would have. I was running, I was doing too much, and I didn't get sick because my body knows I'll just go work through cold or the flu. I cannot work through canker source because it requires me to talk and and to swallow, and that's part of my job as well. You know what I'm saying. And so I bet you page that this is a way of telling your body is like screaming at you to please give me a break or address something that's like brewing inside of you. And that's no judgment, but um, I love you so much. Uh. Next one, here's a quickie from Dahlia, Hi, Nikki, Andrew and Noah. I just had to share something funny. Um My son is in fourth grade and he has spelling words and one of his words is analyze and all I could think about when we were going over his words was analyze and had to stop myself from saying that out loud. Anyway, I love you guys. Uh love the show cracks me up all the time. Time. Have a great day. Thank you, so sties, listen. I think the next special might be named that or something I do ask to be because it's too funny. Um, I love that. I love our busties so much. Like I just maybe we could do when we do live shows what you call it, Nick Glaser podcast, time to analyze and analyze. I like that idea of Like, because I'm trying this new thing on the last ten minutes of my set, I'm hoping to do a Q and A to like help me, you know, like just work on my crowd work skills, because it's something I'm so scared of. Even though I'm I always have an out it's fine, Like I'm fine, very good at it, there's something that makes me scared about it. So I'm trying to work in a Q and A. And that could be fun to give it a title of like maybe it's me um helping, like having people like ask me questions or like an analyze analyze and then we can do a graphic on the screen behind me that's me with butthole eyes. And it could be funny if you just the only thing that changes You put glasses on and you become like like a therapist, the rapist for the analyze, or the rapist analyzes like therapists the rat, like I want to believe that words together. It's so, that's not my joke. I thought it was arrest of development. Arrest of development, Oh yeah, anal rapist. Yeah no, but it was first in Celebrity Jeopardy. I'll take the rapist for something like that. But um, but anal anal therapist. I like the idea of an analysis. I'm analysis. I'm an analysist and I'm a therapist. I'm an and now rapist. And then on the thing it was he called it an anna anal rapist, and then on the thing it said anal rapist. Okay, which is even funnier than I think. That's a good idea. Maybe you bring out like a maybe you bring out a couch and you have people come up on stage, which I had like three hours on stage. It's just too long the show much material, but I'm excited to explore other things. Um, thanks for that idea. I love it. Uh. Next up. Next up is a voicemail from Jeffrey. Hey, Nikki, Noah, and Andrew. This is Jeffrey. UM. I have a funny butt dial story. When I was twenty two, I was living in l A and I was dating the sky he was about thirty two thirty three, and I had just had my first art opening in l A. And he invited a bunch of his friends and as they were leaving, he got a voicemail. He didn't pick it up, um, and it was from one of his closest friends saying how boring he was. She was talking to someone else as she was walking with and um, how he'd loosen up. And they were so glad he was dating me because I was fun and young. Um. And I'm not bragging. I was a raging alcoholic and so we're there and that's probably why we got on so well. But um, completely like decimated this friendship for a good couple of years. I think they've met men's now, but happy to say I'm several years soberer. Thanks keep up the pot turkey tear dude, M Jeffrey. I love that story. Thank you for sharing it. I love any kind of we love butt dials, stories of like accidentally texting someone, sending someone something where they didn't know they were being heard or um. And and that's such a good one and I'm just so glad. I love that He's like, yeah, it was fun. People like assumed I was fun, but I was just a raging alcoholic because I think so often people are like, oh, there's I'm gonna lose my fun, like I'm gonna I'm not gonna be fun anymore. And the truth is like a lot of people are just completely out of control. Final thought, Um, this was kind of a similar thing that happened to me this morning. Oh my god, Jeffrey, please will you d m us? I want to see your art. I'm so I'm so honored when people like artists listen to the show. I'm just saying, yeah, I'm laundered. Everyone does. But like, you guys are all so fucking cool. And if you're a plumber someone named Dahlia listens to our show, like, give me a fucking break if you're a plumber, Like, yeah, if you're a plumber, unless you you know, do some little like art on the side, I don't want to hear about no plumbers and fascinating me. Had a plumber over the other day and I'm like, I know you are, but I just want to say that plumbers like mad respect. I don't understand what actually you know what I'm hearing you And I still I'm not going to respect them. Yeah, I mean that's just you're taking a hard stand on this and you don't appreciate what they do because man, I'm clogging toilets and and and drain pipes all the time with my hair and my paper. Why do girls have so much paper in the toilet? Because we wipe our vaginas with toilet how many times? Yeah, we don't get to shake. We have to actually wipe. No, But I feel like there's I don't know, maybe we blow our nose we like on while we're doing it, Like there's sometimes I just like, but I just want to say, this happened to me today, And this is another joke I wanted to work on for so long, but I could never find the right way. And I think I just found it today because it happened. Do you ever do this thing where you text someone or you're doing you know, it auto corrects to a different word and then what you want to say, Like let's say it's fun and it's duck and it's just and and to correct it, you just write the word again to be like oh, I Like, let's say it's like, oh I just saw a duck and you say I just saw a funk and you're like and then you just want to write duck to correct it, and it corrects it again, so you just go fuck and then you write it again and you're like fuck. And so it just seems like you're like doubling down on the thing you already said instead of correcting it does the opposite. It's so it's such a perfect joke premise because it's so ironic that you're trying to correct say the opposite of like, oh, that's not what I meant, but instead you just keep saying it again and again. So this morning I was talking to Chris, but what is it? No? So then you go, I wrote duck and then it just said fuck. And then I tried to write fucking duck again and just said fuck again. And it just reminds me of that time where like, you know, I wrote my dad and I called and then it's in a word that you would never it would never be spell checked, and it's like so single. Its like that one guy's joke of this black guy had a joke where he was like, you ever like I forget his name. I I'm sorry if if we do his name. We got to post it on our thing. It comes around and read it all the time. But he was one of the best jokes and he I'm doing I'm butchering it. But he says, um, you know, I hate when people are always using like words like you don't know, like just to make themselves seem like so smart. Like the other day my friend was like, and this guy was being so pedantic, and I'm just like, yeah, it sounds like he was. And then later on I'm like, what's pedantic mean? And then the other day my friend is like, oh, you know, uh, my dad has this like cadre of friends that he hangs out with. And I'm like, man, i gotta look up that. And he's like, so I'm Google and Dad. It was so good. Um. And I had to say it was black to set up the joke because it's a stereotype bad. Okay. So this happened this morning. Um, I Chris, My boyfriend had a meeting, uh with his like coworkers or lunch, and I had a breakfast. He said, oh, I just left breakfast with Courtney Brando and Tim. It says Tam, but he meant Tim and he says it was fine, and I go just he goes, it was fine, period, and I go, just fine because they're talking about something that is like a thing, you know, like it was a breakfast to discuss something not like that important, but it was like, oh there was a thing of like how's that going to go? You know, element of it. He goes it was fine, and I go just fine. And he said fine period, and I go, okay, we'll talk later. And he goes voice text thinks I'm saying fine when I'm saying fine, and I said. He goes, man, I really leaned in on this, and he goes and although it was fine, I meant fun. So the whole time he's saying fun, and I'm like and and instead he was just like, I go, it was just fine. He goes, fine, Fine. I meant to say fine, but I meant fine, like it was just worth and that honestly. He just I go, I've been wanting to write a joke for that for so long. I hate when that happens. And then you just end up doubling down on the original thing. And he goes, couples could break up over a fine slash fun misunderstanding easily. And I said, I just started re downloading bumble. Glad we cleared that up. And so it's just as I want to write some joke about like when you just keep saying the word and it keeps auto correcting and you're just like, it's just so funny. Ny has a good example for a couple of weeks ago. You write them and be like, God, you're sex with you last night was so fun And he's like it was fun. I meant fine, like like there could be a switch on right. I am definitely gonna wee it up with him about this. Yeah, something like where you switch it? We got the best and like inside joking me the other day that just made me laugh. I was just talking kind of to myself. He lent me the sweatshirt that at Emo's on and I was wearing it all day because I was cold in Chicago and I was he was brushing his teeth and I was like, Babe, I really love this sweatshirt. I was like, And then to myself, I was just like Mommy, like e mommy want mommy takey. And it was just me being like and he gotta hear me. He goes, did you say, mommy takey? And I was like, yeah, mommy too, and so now my new joke is that I'm gonna steal it. And so he left early and I had to pack up his stuff for him and bring it back because he left and didn't have time to go get his luggage. So I brought it back for him, and I packed up that Emo's shirt and I put in a little note that said Mommy like he, Mommy want he, Mommy takey. And I was just waiting for him to find it because I always like sneak little notes. Another day he found he was like, sorry, it took me so long to find it. I didn't not unpack, and I go, you could have snuck in a note from when I was doing Perfect Strangers Too in Cabo a month ago, and I still wouldn't have found it, because that is how long it takes me the lout back ship. Yeah no, but a little note is like that goes so far in a relationship. I don't know. Even if you call me like a dumb stupid bitch, I'd be like, yes, yes, she really just like we had the best time today. Thank you so much for listening to the show. Come see us in Austin and check out all my dates. I'm coming somewhere near you. I love to meet busties. And and if you can't afford it, we'll have that discussion to Yeah. I love you so much, you guys, thank you for listening. And don't be care and and jill je name works