The nick Laser Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's the Nicki Glazer Podcast. It's Monday. Andrew new shirt. No problems. New to me that this is the weirdest thing you You only brought so many clothes to the Where we are? Where are we Cabo? Why haven't I seen that shirt yet? Why hasn't that been in rotation? This is the last day we are here. I found it folded under a bunch of I knew there was a reason. I think I wore one other time. Mom's delis shout out St. Louis here we come. Cool. It's a good um the Mike um pink Mike's match the print I like. I like the black and pink. What is your shirt? Noah v over Victoria's Secrets for good. Guess it's my old jiu jitsu school. Oh v O R S fature shallowing. Okay, cool, that's a cool log. Um, welcome to the show. I'm glad that we've gone over what everyone's wearing. What the fun are you wearing? I've never seen that shirt I'm wearing. It's not sure it's stress summer. It's a long yet as I'm stressed. It's a stressed, it's like a long Yeah, I opened my class. I forgot that. When I got here. I hung up a bunch of stuff like a real person does when they like check into a hotel for a month. And then I never opened the goddamn closet because I've never once put away things were so similar. I did that right away. I put my pants in there. I put my jacket and like two other things, and my nicest, shoot, my nicest, Like we've been wearing the same three things. I've never seen him. I opened the closet the other day. Yeah, it was like funding him body. I opened the thing. It was like fifteen nice outfits and shoes that I put it like, you know, I couldn't believe it, Yeah, and I did so. I like when I first got here, I put everything in the drawers in the closet, and then when I would do laundry, I would just I would put every all my dirty laundry in this big suitcase, go haul it over to the laundry uh thing system here, do the laundry, and then just put all my stuff folded back into the suitcase. I like living out of the suitcase. It's all in one place. It all gets it all gets mixed up pretty quickly, but at least I know where it all is. I'm like, I don't need drawers. Drawers are no because drawers. It could be in this drawer, it could be it could be in the closet, it could be so many places. When you don't have that much stuff that it all fits in one place. It's just I don't mind it all. Just you know which drawer has that actual stuff. I abandoned my drawer, like you know, Uh, it's like mixing together. This is just gonna be uh the shirts that I don't work out in but like aren't that nice, but are like T shirts for It's gonna be a drawer of my like workout but like nice workout stuff, so like if I'm working out in front of people, are want to look cute when I'm running. This is like all my workout stuff that is disgusting but that I can't get rid of because it's just so tried and true and it's really all I want to wear. And then this strawer is for like things with frills on them that like I might wear, like if I want to, I don't and then I abandoned that structure with it with the first time I do laundry, and then I just throw it all in, like you know what I like. I like when I have I'll have like a a pants drawer, and then I'll run out of shirt space, and then shirt space, and I'll come inside the pant drawer, but just to decide tucked away, and this is where I put my pants and my shirts that I've got won't fit in that other drawer. I'll remember that too. I'll remember that. That's definitely I always conse myself. That's I'll remember this stack for tank tops that are tied eye. I have a question for you guys. Okay, so when you're just keeping your stuff in a suitcase, like let's say you're just traveling for the weekend, what do you do with your dirty clothes? I put them in a bag exceparate from the rest. I usually bring up a tote bag that's empty, or I put my I usually put my underwear and socks in a tote bag. And so if if the hotel doesn't supply a plastic bag in the closet, which some of them aren't now for some reason, hotels have made a sweeping change where they don't give you lotion anymore, and they don't give you bags in the closet. It's just a thing that I've noticed. Um, But yeah, I just always get a plastic bag and just throw them in there. Andrew answers that, yeah, And what I do. I just I smell the crotch and I go, that's not that bad. I'll wear it again. There's sometimes I'll smell my own crotch. And I'm sure other guys do this where you smell your underwear and just to see if it's still wearable, and it is what no one knows that with underwear guys do. We We do it to see if it's clean or not, like if I never wore it or I wore it. No, no, no, guys will do it so they can wear it again. I think I might be alone, but I'll die on this mountain that I'll fall off and smell like ship in my coal. So I do a smell test right by the crotch, and it is. It's like Russian Roulette, but you know exactly where to Russian is it? Yes? It can be really bad sometimes and you're just like, oh my god, all right, I'll wear it again. Alright, three more wears. It's already smelling's I'm like, yeah, no, but yeah, but yeah no, yeah but yeah no but yeah, someone doesn't know. But yeah, it's just such a I've heard it before. Yeah, but now I always smell my things. I'll smell underwear if they somehow like I feel like this pair looks a little dirty to be in the clean, I'll smell it to see if it actually is clean or not. But if it has any vaginal smell on it, it will not be worn a gun. But I mean, I would rather wear nothing. I would rather wear. I would rather wear I will never put on an apparently that is. And I'm not someone who's like really scared of germs or like disgusted by things, obviously, but that to me, I just it just doesn't it's not even that it's gross. It's just like it's like, you want to know where I'm at where with underwear? Even in jeans, I will go underwear lists. Yeah, even in jeans. You know what, Here's what I'll do. I would flip underwear that isn't too bad inside out. Okay, I like that? Can you get? Can you get into that then you wear. But then I've said this before. Girls who don't wear underwear and wear jeans, you better be washing those jeans every single day because your underwear now your jeans, babe. And if you wouldn't wear underwear every day, why would you wear those jeans? Again, you are getting stuff in this. You're creaming those jeans. But are you creaming denim different in creaming cotton? I would say no. I mean, yeah, cotton gets more soggy or and denim has a more way to it. But still it's gonna be a smelly thing. There's there's something kind of like a paper towel is the denim and cotton is toilet paper. Yeah, I see what I'm saying, Like one absorbs might use a dirty paper towel. Again, it's the smell more, It's not so much the look of it. But I don't think denim. I think you could get a like one underwear where I hear this, but I don't care. I don't want to wear anything that has any pussy smell on it whatsoever. It gross as me out. I I mean I rarely have to smell. Sometimes I change underwear a couple of times a day just because I'm like, no, I pulled these down and I was on the toilet too long. They're now old underwear. They're now like underwear I wore before. I can't put this would be putting back on dirty underwear as opposed to just pulling back up my pants. Also, women on like guys boxers. Even though boxer breefs are a little tight, it's a different ball game when you're wearing really tight undies. Like if guys wore more tighty white ease, they'd be switching and you guys aren't dripping things out of yourself. That's a good point we have. You know, there's we covered this on the Reddit dump last week where someone was like thought or someone thought, period blood just like seeps out all day long. Like, you guys don't even know what our vaginas do when it's not on our period. I mean maybe you have some idea, but yeah, they're always like you know, they're living organisms. Yeah, guys think that of vagina is like a like like a tampons a damn, you know, like that's blocking just this Yeah, yeah, like it's a stream and a beaver just yeah, like you need a plumber like that it's just drip, drip, drip. That would be funny way to waterboards. So there are times where you like this pussy, well, now you're getting water boarded with the blood. You put a cloth over the head and just squat over their head. Umi me, codes man, have you ever watched someone getting waterboarded. I've seen people try to do it. I'm just kidding, but for fun. Yeah, yeah, I see people do it. I've seen I think it was like he was Richard Dawkins tried to do it. Some like Philosopher tried to do it and said it was the worst experience of his entire like he had no idea how bad it was going to be. There was some guy that did, like a it was like, I want to be waterboard to see how bad it is. Because you don't, you don't drown. It's the thing. It gives you the feeling like you're drowning. It was Christopher, thank you, thank you. It was the guy that said women aren't funny? Yeah, thank you. Noah, how did you know that? Did you know that? Or did you look it up? I looked up? How did you look it up? How did you google? I said, uh, Philosopher, water boarded. Yes, but yes, I knew it was someone I would do it. I would see how it feels. I would never would you ever get taste? Yeah, but I don't know. I don't know if I have the heart for it. Skeptical swimming with whales, Yeah, they don't have tasers. Be bad as that they did the old days are whale That's that's a you know, evolution will lead to that. Eventually, if there's enough trash in the ocean, they'll find a way. Wait a sec, you would be Let's talk about some things that you would do. You win, sky diving, yeah, chat you bungee jumping? Would you do that? I don't know. Part of me thinks I will do it before I die. It's not something that would Branna do that. I don't know. She's alleged head in ways. She hasn't like water. She's not a water head. Well this isn't over water. Let's just say this is over she would maybe do it crevasse. There's a chance if I could do it with someone else that like it's like, hey man, yeah you need a little peer pressure. Yeah you want to smoke pressure? Yeah you want this? And I'm like, yeah, okay, would you So far the answers to this has been all know for me. No, I know you would probably skydive, right, No, oh, you wouldn't never ever nothing. Why skin face skin? Yeah, I get stretched out. It could be good for you. No, how do you know? Because every time I see videos of people sky diving, their skin just well just okay, just because let's say I make it. I'm wearing a sweater. Okay, let's I'm wearing this dress and I want it to be tighter, right, and I pull it all the way back, and I make it so tight because I pull this back. When I let it go, it's going to be looser because I made it tighter. So unless you can make your skin like this and hold it like that, this is just even. This is making my skin looser. Okay, but is there science behind is? Like, well, you know what the science is? When you stretch your skin, it stretches. I don't think your list. You know how rocks are formed by by the beating against it. If I learned something in my chemistry class that I loved in high school, if I every time you touch a surface, you scratch off or you get atoms come off of this, right, now atoms are coming off of this. When I touch my computer, atoms are coming off of this that weren't there before of the computer just touching it. If I did this for a thousand years, it would wear it would wear away, I know. But each one ounce to something. Okay, So the one you just you know when people are like, who cares, I'm just gonna litter one thing. What if a thousand people did that? So I'm saying one stretch. What I've seen a sweater that one person stretches, I'll see that. That makes sense and it doesn't go back. Yeah, one hard stretch And I never stretched my face that much that the wind does that. What you fall for like at least a minute and a half. That's so long to stretch your face that way. No, can you google though, like people that jump out of a lot of planes doesn't affect their face. I'm just wondering. I think I'm sure that they're going to say it doesn't, because why would anyone do a study on that. I just know no one. I've never heard of anyone else thinking of this. It's just the thing I have. It's just a fear I have. Don't want to stretch out my face and then unless I can wear some kind of like helmet, I did it. I remember my face. I have video. I had video. I don't know where the video is. Dude, my face, I have a lot of skin on. Do you want me to read tell me all the time? Yes? Okay? Uh. Skydiving the new cure for wrinkles. Extensive testing conducted at Ghost Skydive. The UK's blah blah blah sky Diving centers that jumping from an altitude of fifteen th feet stimulates the skin to produce increased level of collagen, vitamin E, and other in suchual oils that reduced the signs of aging. Still not interested? You sign it up all of this like on the backpack, n n them. Yeah, I jumped out in my paper. My face was like dish like it looked like a fucking like a scrotum getting in a like behind a gigantic, fucking mechanical fan just and I fucking I remember flicking off the camera like I was cool, but like your face could not. Oh, it was disgusting. I was. I was disgusted. I went with Rusty actually back to Rusty, famous Rusty Man. I talked to Rusty today and I told him, yeah, this morning, I told him how he's like becoming kind of an urgent legend on our podcast, an urgent legend, an urgent legend legend yese Urgin and uh see no Urgin here. No. Anyways, he he sent me a photo he's with Kanye. When Kanye was on his uh first ever tour in Tallahassee, he met Kanye. Yeah, he's a selfie with him. I have the photo now, but it's a very young Kanye, a little beginning Kanye, Tallahassee Kanye. So it was after the release of Dropout College drop Out. So it's a young Kanye, but it's a famous Kanye because Kanye got famous right away during Dropout because he was still doing like bar shows. I'm sure that they booked the tour before. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it was one of where he's like like Olivia Rodrigo is doing like two thousand theaters on this tour and it's like she could do you know arenas John Mulaney, guess where he's playing in St. Louis. I want to go the Second Funny Bone. Yeah, in St. Charles. There's a picture of me on the wall there I'm very excited about it. Um, thank you of you. Yeah, it's cool. It's not in a thing, it's just a random photo of it's under the toilet. That's cool, though. People are like talking about it. Wait wait, wait, wait, where's playing the Enterprise Center a k. The place where we went to go see the hockey game. Whatever, We'll sell that, bitch out. No, I'm just like that would be so awesome to play that. Like the thing is the goal post always moves, there's no like, there's always some like you know some You're finally I'm going to get play medisone Square or something that I don't really care to play, to be honest with you. But then the next day someone would be like, and do you know that Ali Wong just sold out Space, Like, oh, that's so funny. I was really gonna go. Joe Rogan sold out Marsh Yeah, it's like she just sold fourteen shows on the Apollo eight, Like, yeah, I just sold out the Little Dipper. Oh you did the Little Dipper? Yeah, I just did the Sebastian is doing the Big Dipper and he's doing seventeen shows back to back. That Oh my god, that was so funny. How many shows, like three or four. Yeah, we're in Atlantic City. I was headed to my show and they were like, Sebastians here tonight too, And I'm like, oh god, I don't even want to hear, Like how big is places? And it was like how many seats was it? Like you know, mine was three thousand, his seventy. And they were like, yeah, he's doing he sold out a show and I was like, oh, that's not that much bigger, and they're like, it's his fourteen sold out showing around. I was just like, okay, but in fairness, it's the same per and they're like, you also sold out. Maybe if you sold out more fired against Sebastian, don't dude, I'll go there. I love Sebastian. Yeah, he actually he's entertaining. Man. It's so weird that I first met him at the Funny Bone and Fucking Kentucky, the Cincinnati Funny Bone in Kentucky. I was featuring, yeah, and I was, and he was headlining, and he was just like he was so nice. But I remember my I was at a comedy condo there and it had flooded and it smelled like mildew, like it had flooded the day before I got there and I got locked down and I had to break in through like a window in the basement to even get into this fucking condo. And then I get in, it's the mold smells. Just it's so bad that I had to go stay with a friend because at that point I wasn't gonna be like put me up in a houtel. They would have been like no, I would have been fine staying another night. I know, fine Stein, and I would have been fine Stein. And so what did he do? I just remember he was very sweet about like he was just like, oh man, that fuck, it sucks, and like we were just he I just remember just chilling in the back and him being so nice, um and just thinking this guy is like I was kind of nervous to meet him, not because he was like a big deal at that point, but because he just seemed like a guy like based on an act, he just seems like very intimidating, I guess, but he was just so sweet and he always writes handwritten cards to people, like I remember when he did our Serious show, he wrote me like a thank you card, even after he was like super famous. I mean, he's just a fucking that. I'm not saying that it's calculated on his car shots fired. It's thank you cards are calculated. They are, all of them are doing it. But there's a part of it that's like, now, you can't be mad at me. Women who like constantly are like, I gotta get them a thank you gift. I have to do this. I'm just like you, stop worrying about everyone being mad at you. Don't have to thank you for a thank you or thank you. It's like, I feel like women more than anyone else, especially in the Midwest, are obsessed with making sure other women like them and like don't have one up on them. Well, I got her that, so she can't say that I didn't try. Like, can we just just why do you person? Also, you know what else? I think we gotta go to break. Let's hear it. When I get back in Columbines. What do you think, Andrew? Oh, we're back. I know you guys are on the edge of your pussies. Uh so I want to say that what was I thinking were talking about? Oh? Yeah, if I had a wedding right, and then I had a great honeymoon and then right when I get back, I gotta send three. Your wife does, your wife does? Men don't do it. But yes, I understand if you were a woman. Yeah I was. Women live in a constant state of they're gonna be mad at me. They're gonna think this about me, and I don't call them that anymore, and maybe people like I bet I don't. I don't always come off great to people because I'm not overly like trying to manage how people. I just want things to be sincere, like I'll thank you if i've in the moment, if I'm grateful or like, but or I'll send an email or else, you know, I don't know. I just think doing things so that someone else isn't mad at you is not the reason to do anything, because they shouldn't be mad at you if your intention is always good. If they're mad at you, that's their ship. Because if I don't send a thank you card because I thank you profusely when I got the present, gave you a hug when I left, and was enthusiastic about it, and next time I see you, I'm going to tell you how much I liked it. If you're mad at me because I didn't send you a fucking card. That's on you, bitch. And you know what I do is I don't even get them a present because then they don't even have to worry about sending me because there's nothing to thank you. I gave someone twenty bucks cash for a wedding. You have a year, huh, you have a year to give him more. That's all present. That's all you gets cash the rich um. Yeah, I mean, I just hate obligations or things that are just like that's just tradition, that's just the way the college shirt. I don't like the way it's done. Yeah. Things we went to play golf. We went to go Me and Robin went to go meet you to play golf on the actual course. But yes, and we show up and no one's told me to bring a college shirt. Robin claims that she knew we had to wear a college shirt. I'm like, then, bitch, why didn't you tell me to wear what? First of all, that bitch wore no collared shirt and got to hit balls last time. Yeah, when she went with you alone, So we get stopped immediately like you can't, you can't. And that's that was my boy there. And it was pretty annoying that I hadn't like. I was like, come on, dude, it's not big. Was really He's really stuck to it, And I was like, I don't what the fund is this? What am I just money to you, you fucking asshole. So anyway, boys says we can't play because we don't have colored shirts, which I it infuriates me because this golf course is not that nice. By the way. What it isn't it has patchy grass, there's no like I've seen a lot of golf courses. This is like top even for Cabo. Your this is Robin coming out of you. She addicted to Pomia. I played no. Robin said it was nice. I didn't not know. Robin said it was shitty compared to Pomia. Um, whatever point, Bean is it's a nice course. It really is. It really is. Well, it didn't strike me that way. There was just dust everywhere. It was not even clear where the entrance was. I had to walk around like a I did. I'm not kidding you, but we're literally getting golf balls over a cliff, looking at whale swimming. Like just because it has a nice location doesn't mean it's nice itself. I know, but I'm telling you, it's not anyways, point being, I will just say I've been to the golf courses with you, and there's not that much patchy grass. There's usually tease, there's like designated greens. This was just all just one swath of grass that had no designated like space for like this is where I drive, this is where I drive. There's no like, there's no um. But that's how it is in nicer clubs. There's no like set boxes. That's more of a public thing. Okay, alright, well it's like eating that out back. And it's like a colored shirt is the most elitist, dumb bullshit. Does it help you play the game more? I understand if that's a reason for it, um, of course not. Or colored shirts a thing that men typically own and women don't as much. Yes, it is a it's a it's it's sexist and it's make and I have to now go. Andrew's like I'll buy you a shirt. I'm like I would, fucking I will. I burned that shirt. I don't want anything to do with this place. I hate this place. It's just it's about let's get white. It's white men. It's just like we are rich men. And if you don't have a because collar shirt equals rich for some reason to these fucking idiots. It's so it infuriates me. Why is it different than like a hockey jersey or like, because if I go to the fucking rink, they're not like you gotta put on a basketball shirt or you have to put on a hockey jersey to play. I'm a normal person who wants to swing a club at their place and pay to do it. And because I don't have a typical a certain shirt on the same Now that happened to me. I same club. I went there, but I was wearing like a like a workout shirt, but like a Nike workout shirt, which by the way, a lot of guys on tour now wear shirts that are in college. So it's like, what are we doing here? This? I get it. I hate tradition to I fucking you have to wear like there's some places where you gotta wear all white to play. Tradition of white people are better than black. It's it's a tradition that is based on when black people couldn't go to country clubs. I guarantee you it's one of those leftover rules that's like if we hold onto this, they won't take it from us. It's so it's just laced with racism and misogyny. I don't like it. And it just like it felt like, I don't you know, it felt like one of those pretty woman moments of like, oh, big mistake, huge, I would have spent fifty it's all for five minutes. Like it just felt like I just it angers me so much. And I understand, like sometimes you go to a restaurant, they're like you need to wear a sport jacket. Okay, a restaurant they're they're making gourmet I get. I hate that shipped too. I went to that place Louie. I refused to go back to Louis and St. Louis because and if I do go there, I've been there once since I was so upset about it. But I made a big scene of it. The fucking waiter has to come over and read the board to us and tell us every little ingredient. It's all this pomp of like and this forcus, for this, and it's just like, wait, we're just Americans who like to eat slop. Where I was digging hamas container with my finger three hours ago, you don't have to treat me like I'm the Queen of England. This is all so rich people can feel rich, and I don't like it. I got you, I got you, But you also don't want there without it coming like I don't think it's racist, but you also don't want like people in jeans and T shirts playing golf. It's just a look that just it's not like athletic. You just want but you's got to be some kind of But here's the thing. Than raise your prices and people who care enough to stick to dress up for it. We'll dress that way. But I also do want it to be I do think that golf is still very much a rich person's sport, and I do want it to be more open, like if I did have like an people who like golf first, people who like basketball, like basketball is such a cool sport, inclusive, but you still have to wear basketball clothes while you play basketball. The idea kick you off a court for wearing jeans if you go to and but colored shirts don't make you play better. Andrew, No, I understand that I'm just saying. There's I'm saying with golf because it's not as athletic and whatever. You could get away with wearing jeans and a fucking I don't know, being able to play golf and play golf, you should be able to look people are wearing. You have to dress like a fucking dork to play golf. It doesn't make sense. Like why it's interesting is people wear Jordan's now that we're turned into golf shoes, talk about like a full like one of like so now that's fine, we could we could do that with rich shoes, you know, I don't know, I know, I'm sure that people who are you know, who aren't white girls experienced so much more of this stuff everywhere they go where they're just like that's slightly just made to keep me out that I don't even notice. But this one was very egregious to me. And I'm not standing up for like myself as much as like this is overall a racial thing, I think, and I'm not trying to like say that I'm like the most woke fucking person, but there's just a tinge of like it's not it's it's about rich, and rich to me equals race, like back in the day, you know, just anything that rich people get treated like better than everyone else in terms of like even I hate when I go to like the Ritz Carlton and like people come up and are like, ma'am, like your perier and they like show it to you or they have like a special way of opening it. It's just like I don't need all of this. I get people like luxury, I guess, but I just find that so much of it is there's no purpose for it, you know, tasting one. People that swirl around their fucking wine before they say, oh yeah, these fucking jabronies who pick out a wine on the one day they go out for Valentine's and they order a wine, you know, three from the top, so that it's like a three from the bottom, free from the bottom. That's the smart unless there's only three. But then they swirl it around and taste it like there's any way they would fucking know if it wasn't good or not test where it's a bad wine like it's which all by the way, all wine is disgusting. No one really likes taste. I'm a pretentious asshole. Yeah, but like would you like to give people who are doing that little first test just some bad wines? Yeah? And just yeah, and then but it's at the top. You just fill up a bottle with dog pists and then they go, oh what is this and they go yeah, yes, yes, off more and they signed for please more. It's all just made so people can feel, you know, even flying first class, it's you just go, I don't need this, like it feels good, though I'm not gonna lie like I got to lay down on that one flight down is different because that is actually a thing that feels good. Someone handing some laying down, we're calling you ma'am. All those things. I mean, there's some there's just things about etiquette for rich people that's based on plantation style servantry and like the way slaves used to have to talk to their plantation owner. That's carried over so white people can rich white people can still feel a little bit better than the rest of people. Yeah, it's entitled fucking unaware motherfucker's I get that, And I'm not I'm not like completely going, oh, we need collared shirts. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that, Like, but it's so rare you encounter something that dumb. Yeah, I mean, you're not gonna wear Sandler wearing a collar shirt to go play. He'll probably throw on some shitty collar shirt just to show that he's an all American guy worth nine billion dollars. Let's get to the news. It was so mad, it was great. First, Oh boy, it's Monday. You know what that means, folks, it's monday. I hope you're having all the swells there we are. We're both in college shirts. Or maybe we're not. Check out our YouTube page to see and find out. Huh oh yeah at the beginning, yeah, war war drip, um, So what I don't know. Sometimes sometimes you give me a pensive look, like I can't believe I've let this person in my life. No, that wasn't a look like that. I was just looking at you, waiting for you to do the news, and I forgot we stole that job for you. Oh, by the way, can I just because I've gotten messages, did not steal your job. You didn't give you weren't like Andrew. You can't read that well even though you've said it. But this wasn't the reason why Noah got the job. People think that you took the job from me. People are like, I can't believe you don't do the news anymore. It's like, no, I don't want to see people are telling me paying cub taking the job. I'm sure, um, but we we gave it to know because you looked down too much and because we want to include no one, no more, and we like I like having us have both the reactions to the story. I think it works, Betters. Changed. Sometimes people hate change. Did you realize when you first listen to the show you had no idea what was going to happen? Things that change from the show? Um, whenever things change in life and people go I wandered back the way it was. The way it was was new to you at one point. Collared shirts were new to you at one point where you go, oh, I gotta were Okay, that was a new novel thing. And if we go away from that, get used to that new thing too. When I go on shows, I always say this whenever I go on shows and people don't know, like I'm on to show that is too famous for me or something? People go, who is this? Who is this girl that's just meeting a sandwich? Right? Who's this guy? Did you know? Who? Did? Were you born knowing who Tom Hanks was? Did you come out there was a moment where Tom Hanks was a who is this guy? I gotta be you gotta learn who people are? Stop that? Who is this ship? It's so weird. I don't know. I'm angry to that. Okay, no, no, it's funny. Angry though, alright, angry angry. A Florida man, no boy in a porta potti gets crushed to death by a bulldozer. Oh year old man was killed on the job site. The bulldozer operator had been driving his rig up an embankment at the time, but his view was partially blocked by the machineries elevated blade. The freak accident happened as employees were putting away equipment preparing for the end of the day. Oh, he just finished the day. He was probably like, can I hold it until I get home? Now, just go real quick and take a quick piss. And so it ran over it or like the the bulldozer hit the porta potty and crushed it, and the operator didn't know that it was in the way. So when he came out to check if anyone was in there, he found his coworker. So when he sashed it and he goes, I hope no one was he goes over to open it. You know how hard that would be to walk over Like you've ever done something and you're like, god, I hope something this. When I pull it back, it's not going to be something, and it just, oh my god, I wonder who's I guess he's at fault. I hope he doesn't. I don't know. That sounds like an accident for sure. Yeah, but accidents are still can you even like, Okay, would you rather die from a great white are? Yeah? I was thinking. I really was thinking the same thing because I was thinking how much we give because this story is so hilarious just a line, Yeah, great white Shark also kind of funny too, But but it's hard to get like Florida man crushed by bulldozer in like it's just like it's yeah, it's like you getting a d u I on a jet ski. It's like a bunch of Florida things together exactly. Um, would I'd rather get dieing? And I think I honestly, I think I'd rather get crushed by a bulldozer. Wow, See I'd rather shark. No, what would you rather? Probably a shark? Just because I've never been in a porta potty that doesn't smell it crap. Yeah, I would hate to die it. Like just the first thought if you're getting crushed would be like I don't want the size of this touching me. Oh no, they're touching me too much, you know what I mean? Like it would give all over me while I die. Yeah. But like also being rush to death is just sounds like the worst death. I feel like you die quicker in a shark bite. I mean, it's cooler to probably die by a great White, but a bulldozer is kind of a great White of vehicle. My god. I just do you ever realize you have to die someday and you just go fuck? Sometimes? I've been having that thought a lot. I think getting a little bit older, I'm turning into like the way you were, not exactly, but like I just start thinking about Like the other day I was googling some sort of thing to be like, what are the first signs of it? Like that you forgetting what you googled, that's a good point you're dead. I didn't want to say what I googled because I just don't want to scare other people. What you know, I'm not going to my biggest biggest fear is getting a l S or Huntington's disease or one of those ones that I mean, And honestly, it's not my biggest fear because if I did, I would have a plan to go like uthanize myself, or I would I would absolutely kill myself before it got too bad, even like Alzheimer's. But the thing about Alzheimer's, it starts to take your mind before you can get the plant. Like as soon as you'd want to enact the plan, you forget that you had a plan. So that's when you got to tell other people, Hey, will you do this for me? Um? It's awful. If you've ever lost anyone to any of those things, I'm so fucking sorry, But you know, yeah, sometimes I just I've been looking up grim stuff lately. Can I just tell to everyone right now? Safety measure if you're ever no porter potties are safe. I think this is not something I read about often. If you ever are bi as seascape and you want to take pictures on on rocks, just know that even if you've been looking at those rocks prior to going over waves, A lot of times don't like big enough waves that would like pull you into the ocean only strike sometimes once an hour or something, so you don't know what those waves are capable of doing out there. A big ship couldn't. I don't really know how the ocean works, but I just know that so many people get swept to their death on those rocks trying to get a picture. Those ledge heads out there, please watch out. And I always think, well, i'd be a good swimmer if I got tucked in notion, the thing that happens is you get knocked unconscious when you fall, and then you you're no swimming, and then you just drown. And so just be careful, just air on the side of taking it very far away, because you don't know. Even if the waves look so safe on our YouTube, write caution and then whatever you just said, like all of it together. I just would love to see that, like like not like close cap I want to see that like warning, Yeah, I mean I don't want to see that. I don't want to see Do you ever see your captioned out thing and you realize how many ums and likes and just bullshit sentences you start and then interrupt my whole fucking reason to Sam Harrison realized he never says um and never says like, and it's so just he talks in a way that uses the best words and he never I'm gonna try to go the rest of the podcast without using any false started sentences. You're gonna talk way slower. I mean, that's the other thing. We don't talk slow. We're very quick off our feet, so maybe talking slower would be advantageous to me. Who knows. Okay, let's get to the next story. I'm so r I p to that man. By the way, can I just say one more thing about this dying thing. If you're eighty, I hate when people go, oh, they were eighty five, you know they was they were Do you know imagine being an eighty five year old and being like, no, I'm not. I know I'm ebee five, but I'm not gonna fuck it. I'm just not ready to die just because I'm maybe, you know, we always like, go, oh they were there ninety it was their time. Yeah. When people's grandmothers die, I'm always like, I'm sorry, But if it was their mom, I'm like no, because of youth, more so than at the other day, because I was like, right now, I think about my Grandma being a hundred, and I was like, oh, she was a hundred though, you know that's fine. She wasn't like sweet. I'm telling you read that book called on Living by Carrie Egan. It talks a lot about people at the end of their life and how they I don't want to a lot of them don't want to die, and a lot of them are ready to die. I find I feel like I've heard some being taken or whatever you're feeling. I'm trying. I'm just talking. Yeah, it was the same sound that someone makes when they see their porter body being crushed slowly around that. I don't know if you see that. What's your false starter? Yours is like, um, would you say mine is? To restart the sentence, and also like okay, and Andrew would believe our minds probably likes I probably say like a decent amount. I always say okay. And I noticed every time I edit the podcast, whenever I read fan tracks or something, I would start with okay. Yeah I hear that too, But I think that okay is okay. And that's scenario because you are responding to me saying next one and you go okay, Yeah, that's what I was thinking maybe maybe our fans will let us know. But I also don't want to think about my speech. Okay, next story, Okay, okay, okay. So a woman shared on TikTok her doorbell camera capturing a real estate agent showing her home that isn't for sale. Uh through Okay. She shows the man ringing her doorbell. Once the client arrived, he went to the back door and she set off the house alarm. He then appeared to open the front door. The homeowners that after, you know, she called the cops and stuff. I don't believe that they were casing my house or trying to sell my house from under me. He did seem sincere. She also revealed that the agent explained that it was an accident and he was supposed to be showing the home next door. Um. And he added that the neighbor told him to go through the back door. Oh yeah, this is a classic just wrong house. Yeah. I mean he did sell it. Thank god. It wasn't a hit man. It was a real estate agent. I thought about selling my brother's Hampton's house when I was out there, just being like, don't tell anyone, just sell it in cash, Like wouldn't that be great because he wasn't he trying to sell it at the time of like a few months later, right like he goes to seal it. He's like, no, actually I would. My mom would be so horrified if someone walked into her house when she wasn't ready and was accidentally selling it, because not because the person would have you walked into her house, but because it wouldn't have looked It would have looked like, oh my god, you thought I was trying to sell this house with the shape that it's in. It's never happened to you where someone thinks something about you and you go, you think I would wear this too? Like when I met Larry David for the first time, or almost did. We walked backstage at the Bill Marshaw in Hawaii and I got there late because I was whale watching with Chris And we got there to the theater late and I was in whale watching attire just like shorts and like wet hair, and I hadn't had time to I was gonna get done up in my makeup room and Bill was like escorting me to go meet Larry and I'm like, no, no, no, no no no, because he's I think I said this on the podcage. He's going to think that this is what I wore to the show. Even seeing Bill, I was like as soon as I say Bill, but I'm like, I hope you don't think this is what I think I'm gonna wear tonight on stage. Like I but the idea that someone might think that about you accidentally? Has that ever happened? That's happened to me so many times, Oh my god, you or they go, oh my god, Nickie, I thought you were saying this. I like you thought I would ever say something like that? What do you think of me? Here's the thing what I usually learned in that moment is that all these fucking all that ship that I built up in my head, like oh, he's gonna see the me wearing this, or she's gonna the reaction you get from that person is usually almost the opposite of whatever Larry Day would price see that be like kind of respect the fact that she's just wearing this everyday thing. Like I have to say, as a woman who judges people a lot for like things like that, if if someone if a girl came to a show and was dressed like that at a theater show where she wasn't the main event, and she's opening for someone who's wearing a suit. I would go, what then is she doing? And I know Bill maher at first I saw his face and he was just like and I go, built, don't worry, I'm not. I get that. That's like a I understand that. It is different than the colored shirt. Um, shot fired, say I feel like shots were fired. But I will say, I'm only doing this because you like it. It's it's it's it's great. I love debate. I would are you kidding me? I think is a great debate? Um, okay, So this is different because this when you dress up for people are paying seventy dollars to a hundred and something dollars for a ticket. It was New Year's Eve. Play that golf course. This was a driving range I'm talking about. I understand I would maybe have a little bit more leniency if it was on the course. But at the same time, my performance interrupt No, no, when you were perform I find that obviously. But this here's the difference. This is not required my office. I could wear whatever I want. Bill would not yell about it. The theater would say, you you look though a look that said, Hey, what the funk are you thinking? I'm saying that if I wore jeans on a golf course, you can give me all the looks you want, but I should still be able to play on the golf course. I shouldn't be barred from playing on it. Adam Sandler or John Caparulo can wear T shirts on stage with sweatpants or whatever the hell they what. You can wear Lulu Lemons to a theater show, and are you gonna get booked again by Bill Maher if you show up in fucking sweatpants and a tank top with no makeup, that's up to him. That's not a club rule. That's a but. That's like a yes. But it's like a rule that's understood that you don't dress shitty when other people are going to be wearing suits. A collared shirt, A collared shirt doesn't. I can understand a collar. I didn't look shitty because of my shirt. I look shitty because of everything else I was wearing. I can understand if they're like, you're dressed kind of like a it's just like we were. I just got a vision of you can show up the golf course. No, just a collared shirt and no pants and no underwear and be like, is this what you great prank? Do it before you leave? I will say that I just think that it's showing. It's showing. I guess it is kind of similar in showing respects to the step, to the people that are playing around you. But I just have to say that I could go on stage in anything and people would still like it because it's comedy. But I it's because I want to. But would you argue though, that to be dressed up to perform was essentially at the beginning of performing a way to keep out poor people from performing, Like the idea of like putting on fancy clothes to perform for other rich people, you know what I mean, Like that could afford a ticket that's seventy So it's kind of I mean, it's not completely different. I mean money itself is meant to keep out poor people. I know, That's what I'm saying. So like, at what point does it Like the whole college shirt, that's just the idea for every fucking thing that we deal with in America, and like how things are set up based off history, and like what you could was that golf so much because it's white men. Yeah, and I and I like white men, clearly, I've dated many of them. It's just there's something and that's what. See, we're not Obama. Um, let's go to break it. Come back with why do I care? But that was a good point, Noah, and I will say that it's I might be a hypocrite here. I like when Noah goes after you and you know what, her jobs on the line. Now, her job is on the line. No, no, well okay, it's back. Now what you got your job back? I think a quick break and come back with why do I care? Why do we care? Why do I care? All right? Now, all right, let's see if you care about this. Oh, you're definitely gonna care about this. I think. Uh. The Bachelor contestant Daria Rose spent four thousand, four hundred dollars on wardrobe, only to be eliminated on night one. MM Is she asking for a conversation. She's just pointing out, you know, she bought a bunch of outfits to try to highlight all these different designers, hoping she'd make it on the show. She also says she blew through eight hundred dollars on recommended packing items like some random tops, Jeanes f leisure and pajamas, as well as hairs and makeup, which told her about a thousand dollars in itself. I I I love that she is saying this, because, Yeah, this is the price of being a woman on TV. And if you have to dress yourself for these things. I was astonished when I went on The Bachelorette as just a a guest of the guests celebrity guest. I was a guest of Amy Schumer's on one episode, and I the first thing I asked them was do the women dress themselves? Do they have a wardrobe? Do they do their hair and makeup? Unless you're the lead, Yeah, you're dressing yourself. You're bringing all your own things, which a minimum, it's gonna be six grand to get a whole new wardrobe of crisp looking things. No one is dressed poorly on the Bachelorette. And you got to wear always cute little tiny tops, and you need to you always have to wear something different. Um. If I had to buy my own wardrobe on this on this Perfect Strangers too, I mean I wouldn't do the gig. It would mean it would be ridiculous. Yeah, I got to be a stipend for these people. There needs to be even perfect. They'll say, then, don't do the show. We'll just get someone whose dad will give them five thousand dollars to come on the show. There's always someone who will do it for cheaper. That's the problem with like, that's why things. That's why I think we need unions is because otherwise someone will always undercut. Yeah, I mean, I guess, but this goes back. I mean it still keeps going back to the collar shirt. Like a certain amount of money, Like you're going to look better if you have more money, you have more acts, fucking things, You're possibly gonna win the show more because or because you have more money and you look cute and you know how to do your makeup better because you have better products. And yeah, it comes down to you. If you're a hot girl or a hot guy, you wear the same thing every fucking day, they won't let you on the show. They wouldn't do it. They would then go, Okay, well we need to go get her something and they would throw you in something from last season that someone that you you've been on perfect Strangers to you are not repeating outfits and we know what I say, Why can't I wear the same boots twice? Yes? I wear the same shoes a lot on Perfect Strangers too, because I don't have a lot of shots with my feet in it, because you know they're doing the Lord's work here. They know what they're doing film and so um. But yeah, it's you just but Kate Middleton often wears the same things over and over like Normal Girls where I just read that h and m uh it had like there's some astronomical number of items that they made last year to buy. It was something like three point five million or something insane, and they're now trying to be like doing ethical fashion, but they're really on point to double thill. It's like, no, no, but what do you mean they bought the same there. They did a thing where if you turn in your jeans, they're gonna like remake them into other genes and it was just bullshit. It's all. It's called what is it called when companies pretend to be eco friendly because it's a trend, it's called greenwashing. Yeah. It where you'll put green on a packaging or yeah, they'll just say it's like they'll put like a little bunny that's smiling and you're like, oh, this must like they must pet bunnies to make this. For every thirty grand you spend at Gucci, we're gonna give a Snickers bar to a person in Africa. Yeah, it's like what, how does that even connect? It's it's and you know what, African children don't want to wear any more Tom's shoes. Stop buying those, pretending like you're helping them. There are some companies that actually do great stuff, but you have to really vet them through, Like get Tom shoes and they're like, I'm I'm good, Like these are disgusting, or like, al so, my feet are better shoes than this. His shoes are like made out of fucking dental floss. They suck. Fuck you, Tom. Yeah they're pretty cool, you know, but they would want crocs. I hear crocs are so comfortable. I've never worn them, though. I just love the name of crocs. People love crocs. I would feel like your feet would get so sweaty in them, but people really love them. That's when you know, my dad croft crocs are cool for like young hip people that are trying to look like I don't give a fuck and then really old people. But stocks are the same as crocs in terms of comfort, and I'm like, there's no fucking way. People were like breaking are the most comfortable, and like it's idea, what crocs broken crocs they kind of have that it's the same material, but it's Birkenstock and I have them and I've been wearing them for like two years. Streight. I thought those would be comfy birken stucks themselves. I get their comfy. I used to wear them in high school, but they're nowhere near what crocs are. Like walking on a gymnasium floor like they're like they're they're the same. They're made the same fabric. I used to pull out from under my parents bed to sleep on their floor in eighth grade, a gymnastics matt. The sad sat there from like a yoga matt to I mean, remember, it reminds me of that same kind of I used to just the saddest chug of this blue thing that I used to go And it's like it's like one that you could do a backhand spring on and just fold it out and set up my pillar. I loved it. They're too light to stay on the exactly where you want on the ground, you know what I mean, Like the padded matt. Is that what you're talking about. We were talking to a girl last night. I remember saying sleeping on that mat in eighth grade and thinking about Titanic because I had just seen it like that weekend and I could not sleep because I was just obsessed with Titanic. I couldn't believe the scale of it, the magnitude. And oddly enough, the girl we were at dinner last night, woo who you get surprises Asian every time she takes off her mask, which is a hilarious bit she had. Also her parents wouldn't letercy Titanic or Lion King, which are the two movies as a child that I was most affected by Lion King. I couldn't believe how like beautiful it was and that something could be made. And Jurassic Park. I did the same thing Laura Dern does in the car where she takes off her glasses when she looks at the Brontosaurus is for the first time and she raises up out of the jeep. I did that in the movie theater while watching Laura durn take off her glasses and look at the pro swart. Okay, we gotta get to the top one bottom one. Today's category for top one Bottom one is beach activities. Beach activities. We're at the beach. We're about to leave the beach tomorrow. Song beach back to pready degree whether I can't freaking wait Cabo, but I'm ready to go shots fired. I will shoot some I you know what I want when you know I want to saying. I realized last night. I realized that I learned French in high school and college and that's the one that I have the best foundation for. And if I went to France, I would feel very insecure about speaking my bad French because the French are snobs and they wouldn't like I always think that someone else because I started out with French, which all French people are like, don't even thry, like you're South American. We don't want to hear that. And they start speaking English to you. When I'm going to Montreal, like when you try to speak French, they're just like, no, cut it out here. They're Spanish, you know, Spanish speaking people. They're much more friendly. I would say Montreal is different than France in the sense that everyone probably is bilingual there because they still don't want to hear you try. They're just like, cut the ship, let's just talk English. That is, the English is probably better than people to actually live understand. But there is something to letting someone try their new language out and just you know, humoring them, which here they let you do that when you're trying to speak Spanish. And I wish that I had chosen a language where the people who speak it are more forgiving of those who aren't perfect at it. And I think that is a realization I had yesterday about Mexico. The people here are really nice and like happy to accommodate your like the fact that you don't understand their culture and they're just sweet. Um. But maybe it's because I'm staying at a hotel where everyone has to put their hand on their heart and bow when they say hello. So do I hate it? I really do. Like, get your hand off your heart. You don't need to. I'm not put two hands on your heart one, are you kidding me? Get on your knees, get okay. Beach activities. What's your least favorite beech activity? Andrew just laying there, just laying there, I fucking don't understand how people just like, well, do you get two towels and just lay there and sleeping. I don't mind sleeping, I guess, but just laying there with your thoughts or listening to music because fucking I gotta get I have to have a ball. I'll get to my top one. But it's not a ball. Might be you hate the wind too, not a big if it's a windy beach, just laying there and it's saying get it on your now. I like a pool by the beach, but just laying there. I just don't like that. I don't like people that are just like, we're just good later and talk about sucking. I don't know. That's my favorite plan talk though. You can just hang out and talk. Then we hate talking. Yeah. We like throwing things, right okay? Um, My least favorite activity is throwing things, throwing anything, doing any kind of sport. Yeah, oh, paddle, any kind of paddle thing, anything where the sun is in your eyes. I like a frisbee that to me doesn't isn't the same. Beach is usually too windy for a frisbee. I love a frizz. I love you know, um body surfing things like that. I don't want to throw a ball like and I just don't want like men just kicking sand up so they can run and like grab a ball fast and they're just like kicking sand in your face and like I also don't like dogs like rolling around and being like sandy and wet, like just dogs off leash that come up to you and are like yeah and like get sand all over you, and you're just like, well, I don't like your dog as much as you like your dog. I do like watching dogs. Just don't want nowhere, Yeah, like damp, wet, sandy dogs getting near me. No, I mean I love dogs. I don't want to be crill to villa here, but you know, like just like a slobbery dog and people aren't like that aware that you don't love it as much as they do. Here's the thing, sand and like wet on like a like a long hair dog. It's not a it's not a good look. It's like a it's a lot um any kind of like volleyball, any sport. I'm just gonna say sports are my least favorite. No, what's your least favorite? Least favorite is seeing people doing like the hand gliding, you know, just hold on to that like kitesurfing, surfing, windboard when windsurfing the one that's not attached to anything where people just kind of go like they jump off a cliff and they just go with it. Oh I don't know. Yeah, no, that's like no, there's like a new thing where people are like holding and like what's that called hand gliding about? Really a beach thing though? Is that a beach? I'm thinking of things that you you see in your Spanish notebook of like activities at the beach, and there's like a whole kind of it's an excursion, for sure, you see different thing. No, No, for sure, I think it's a it's just a funny thing. It's just seeing that that look make you look like um the rocketman, Like where you have like those like parasuling. No, like do you have um fighter jet like jet pack cooked up to your back and you can go like pusha gross? Also I love jet skiing, but like yeah, I stop being killed with it? Yes? Oh oh what what? Anytime there are speedboats that go so fast that the front starts coming up too fast of speed boats, I don't want to it's too fast. It scares me so much. O, my god, when it's like close to people, I'm getting just thinking about those boats just like raising up and I think the wind's gonna catch them and they're gonna go backwards. Oh I don't like that. But no, I don't want to see anyone hurt. Um. Okay, let's do favorite activities. Surfing, surfing. Okay, it's either throwing a football or surfing or catching a football wild surfing Okay, I love throwing a football. I like paddle. Someone taught me some Brazilian kind of paddle thing when we're in San Diego that I played, which is actually like a faster version and the ball is a little heavier, which is actually more fun because then the wind doesn't work with it. Forget what it's called. But yeah, surfing, I like surfing. I know you don't see me surf that much, but I haven't that much. But I love skiing the most. I don't like surfing where you have to put a wet suit on though, either boarding like a boogie boarding, but you almost like you're risk getting fucking hit in the face with it, and it's too scared of sharks. I gotta be honest, like I know that's not a real fear. Like if I'm scuba diving out in the water and their sharks, I'll jump in with them. I'm just scared of things that I don't plan for. And I don't like how you have to shuffle along the bottom because sting rays. You might step on a sting ray. That scares me. But if there's a bunch of sting rays that you're going to see, I'll jump in with that. It's weird. I'm like to complete. I don't want the unknown. Yeah, I love I love not knowing. I feel like I'm mine is a better way to be because I don't know if it's a competition, but I'm just trying to which logically is a better one to be more scared of. Let's do a pole? No, why not? Because it's a it's try to explain that pole. Would you rather? Oh? Are you more scared of the unknown or known? I can't believe someone would be more scared of than know um, but I cannot relate to that fear. Surfing to me is just, I don't know, one of the best fucking sports ever. Like you're getting good alone, people love it. You get in shape. One with the water that have to be out there by myself waiting and like that's to me. Shark times. My stepbrother got bit by a shark. Did I say that you got tasted by one? Because that's what sharks do. They taste you and then they go gross, went right back out. Put some superglue in it. What a badass. Really, my dad's obsessed with healing things with super blue obsessed and he to kind of cut you get cancer super glue. Honestly, it's like he's like that fucking dad in the Greek movie Super Degree Wedding. Yeah, he loves superglue and wounds and it does kind of work and it's kind of cool. Man. That's a way to heal warts that I'm obsessed with. You put super glue on them and then you put something on top to just only stick that part and then you rip it off and it just rips out. Just the word I would love to. Okay, So what's your top beach activity? Okay? My favorite beach activity is leaving when you finally get Honestly, I know that sounds like I'm just taking, but like when you you saw because I'm never the first person to say it because I feel like I'm always wanting to leave as soon as I get there. I just love when other people are like, we're good, and then you get to just hack up your things and trudge out and you feel accomplished, like you did something. No, honestly, my favorite beach activity, without question is watching whales. I didn't. I've never been at a beach where there were whales out until here and that you could just see. And that's my favorite thing. Is just watching whales flip around. That is the coolest fucking thing I've ever Come on, I'm fast, alright, just get it. I mean, the least favorite beach activity, you're both favorite. Both of you are hate this. Okay, okay, we hated for different reasons, but I don't. I'm not. I'm I don't hated for the sun, like just like just laying there, but yeah, laying out though I I don't like it obviously for the sun, but I also feel like you can't read a book because the sun is so bright. Um, you can't look at your phone because the sun is so bright. Um if you put on a song to change the song, you have to look at your phone, Like it's just not the sun is too bright. So it's all about the sun. What do you love about laying out? So I don't keep my phone out because it gets overheated in the sun. So I like just the nothingness. And I always put a towel over my head so that my face doesn't get the sun. But it just feels like I'm in a sauna, and it's very relaxing to me. So yeah, and you could just like think, you know, like it's rare where you just think, and you know what's kind of cool about when you do have a towel over your head and the sun is out, you see floaters in your eyes and you can kind of watch those and follow those. I saw a really hilarious nude. I used to have insane floaters. I thought I had brain cancer. I have. I can see some right now. I have probably thirty floaters right now. I'm not joking you. I have so many floaters right now. It's just I live with them. There. There's I have so many. I didn't see him until I started. No, No, everything's happen. You never see like like a blotch of red or blotch of blue or something. Final thought, No, I never see that. But I will say that, what are your floaters? Look like like like little microbes? Yeah, And then when you follow them, they move, and so you think that they're moving and they have mind of their own, but they're really just following your eye, moving and getting like flicked around the hypochondriac. There's nothing more scary. Sometimes, or when I first started to see them, and I don't see him as bad anymore, or maybe I just don't even notice them anymore because I didn't notice him until I just go, oh, where are they? And now I can see one to read there, like I can see they're everywhere, and I know someone's gonna write me be like, Nikki, you have cataracts or something. But I just have dirty contact lenses that constantly have ship in them. I have to get a new kind of lens. I washed them so hard and they always have stuff in them. I love your floaters or just dirty contacts, and I think they are that's probably what they are, lest Nikki. But I did see a meme that maybe left so hard where it was like I'm never alone because I always got these guys with me, and it was a guy like it was just looking at like a sunset. It just at these little floaters. It was like you're never alone because and they were like little They just look like little DNA strands are a little like sometimes. I think when your eyes are dryer, maybe you can see them more. I I can't, really, I haven't really noticed it as much anymore since I quit drinking. A lot of it was after a fucking weekend of drinking. I would say, I wonder if I gave you my eyesight right now, how much you would freak out because they're everywhere. But I don't. It doesn't help with this light here too, it doesn't. Yeah, there's a light if you stare at that, and then no ideal floaters sometimes and then when you try to chase them, they just keep going to the side and you can't really. Yeah, they always run away. That's why I first noticed floaters when I was sunbathing when I was a kid, or like trying to be like an adult, you know, and put up towel over my head, and then you would just see them in the towel kind of I love you when there's like fireworks and stuff like I used to push on my eyes when I was a kid and they would create like all these like trippy fireworkses that just tells you, Like when I do my migraine thing and I put things in my eyes, sometimes it'll like make it that your eye is a It's like that. Things that trigger you to see things are more like about something like light coming into your eye, like something penetrating it. Because to touch your eye for that to shoot off a thing to see it means that it's like physical. I don't know what it tells you, but it tells you something. I do know that if you the coolest thing I learned in psychology class, the only thing I remember is that if you cease whenever we The reason why we get used to smells is because of evolution, like to survive. If if you are smelling something that's like really disgusting, you get used to it and can't smell it anymore so that you can invite a new smell in that will protect you from whatever that is. So that's why people can't smell their own b oh. That's why people get used to the smell of like anything, is because your body is like, okay, well obviously this smell isn't a threat. You haven't died, so we're gonna get used to it so that you can be in tune with new smells that might come in and threaten you. And it's the same way with every scent or with every sense. Is that if you hear something over a long time that doesn't have any um variation to it, you will stop hearing it. It will just become a part of the But yeah, you'll stop hearing it. And then, but our eyes are constantly twitching so that we don't so we don't go it doesn't the thing that we're staring at doesn't disappear to invite new things because it's our eyes do the same thing. That's why our eyes are constantly moving like this to recalibrate to make things look new. And they've done studies where if you're able to lock an eye on let's say my guitar and my eyes. My eyes twitching like this right now and I don't know it, but if you ever statized, are always twitching, and if they found a way to lock eyesight and the guitar would disappear because it wants to make room for new things, much like our smell. It's not cool, but you know it is interesting though, to that no, is that things don't disappear, but you just if they're not a threat, you just don't notice them. You ever like disappeared to you. Yeah, yeah, Like I mean when I first got here, there's fucking cliffs, there's palm trees, there's whales, whatever it is, it's unbelievable. You get used to it and you're just like, literally a weekend, I don't even fucking see like I see it, but I don't fucking take it in at all. I know. I remember living in Colorado and seeing like they have three hundred days of sunshine and Boulder or Denver, you know, and it's just the mountains. Everything is so fucking beautiful, and just one day I just remember looking up and being like, oh my god, I live here. I mean, I've lived here nine months on this campus and that has just been there, like what the fuck? And it was so beautiful. You might have saw it on your first day and nine months later, and that it reminds you of when men put on those glasses that their wives by for them where they aren't color blind anymore, and they start crying because color and just the world around you was so beautiful. And I think that that's part of meditation, is like being present, being able to appreciate things in the moment, like as they are right now, Like being grateful I have hands even though I feel fat today, or whatever. It is, like being grateful for the things you just take for granted, Granted, granted, granted. I always say granted. I don't I go with the thing that I think it's not, And I always choose because I want to go with the right thing. So granted always comes naturally to me, So I go, no, don't go with the one that comes naturally to you, because that's wrong. So I go with granted. That every word off putting. Alright, guys, thank you so much for listening to the pod today. That's enough for us. Sorry, I was in a mood today. But I feel like the people are going to be like you, would you get on your high horse about collared shirts. It's going to be something that's something we fired shots at you. It's fine writing that tumbler tumbler, Yeah, it doesn't matter, talk about tumbler. Taking out to you shout out, what do you mean? Tumblers spelled exactly how I would say, shout out. No, you would say tumbuler. I would throw you in there you like you like hard use no what I'm saying. It took some words out like regularly makes you I take them out and no regular and regular take the same amount of time to say. Find out tomorrow, guys. Okay, al right, guys, thank you so much for listening. Don't be called there and jez shit, fucking you really, I got you, I got you. That's quick.