#184 Kanye Does It Too!

Published Mar 2, 2022, 2:00 AM

Nikki and Andrew adore their DP...that's Director of Photography...on the set of 'Perfect Strangers 2'. Yesterday was a productive day for Nikki, she wrote theme music and her first full song. Andrew watched the Euphoria finale and did not feel the same way the internet did about it. Nikki talks about the time that Andrew made her laugh the hardest before they pivot to dissecting the Kanye documentary on Netflix jeen-yuhs. You Heard It Here First, teeth can hide and how to cover up a loud coital session. Nikki's Reddit Dump covers ventriloquist tricks, poking fun at American accents, asparagus pee, mispronunciation, thongs and daily hacks.

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Nicky. Here's Nicky. Hello Here, I am Nicky Laser Podcast. I apologize for my voice. This morning I choked on some oatmeal and now today the rest of like you know, just it got lodged in my throat and I went on a coughing fit and now I have a horse throat old oat mouth. Hey, um, if you want to see on your Marina, the singer of our theme song, UM in New York City, you can go see her March seventeen, Thursday at Rockwood Music Hall. I told her i'd give her a shout out for this because she's doing a live show for the first time and forever and uh yeah, So if you're in New York City Rockwood Musical Stage three Thursday March, I know she would love to see any busties who are like, oh, I'm here because I love I love your theme song. Uh. Speaking of a theme song, I wrote one yesterday for we. Oh. I knew you would do this, you son of a bitch. I want not only write credit production credit, and if it goes since syndicated, I'm gonna I'm gonna someday I'll kill you. I just want you to be more. If you ever die. It will have been me. Just stop looking. Listen back to this episode. I did it, y'all. I did it. I did it, y'all, Dick, I did it. That's how you would get to kill me for sure. Yeah, I'd get hurt hit woman. Yeah yeah, I'll need lots of Lara and then her boyfriend will go bury me. He'll put me on a skateboard, take me to the park. Uh, good, good morning, guys. How are you? Andrew's been up since the crack yep crack? Maybe five am workouts, little sunlight? Did you really? Are you listening to Goggins? You're in a Goggins? When's this? When's this gonna? This is gonna be your life now? No, it's all gonna fall apart. What did you say to me about a meme you read that was so funny about people that get up early? Oh, people that get up? People don't like I get up at five am. There you're like, yeah, that's cool. You also go to bed at seven pm. Lose her? And that's me now. I went to bed at nine pm last night. I know. I went to dinner with Um Robin and Woo. Who is our She's the best we have a funny joke going what what? Well? Who was was the dp UM the double Penetration of Our love the reality show? Yeah? Director of photography at our Yeah, director of photography at um. I know I love DPS too? What's like all I wash? DPS? What just almost sound like you said I don't want to eat pizza? Am I saying? Do? I don't? Okay, I should write Skins says don't I don't like pizza? Um? Okay, So DPS we again before we get back to woo no way you are you like watching DPS? I had my my phase? Yes, I know. It's isn't it interesting? We go through phases with stuff? What's your ideal? I'm up to dude, it's not It's not good. Dude, it's not good. Would do a guy with two dicks? I mean that would be your dream? Then no, because they have to be like like next you. They have to be like, you know, apart from each other enough that they can be you don't want like a like a splitting head turtle. Well, there's you know, you watch a lot of poor Yeah, I don't want to. Well, there's a lot of porn that's like d P in v versus or d P in V and it's sometimes. I mean I've gone I've watched quadruple where's the force too? Too? Baby mouth? But you don't count. That's not you don't. That's called a spit roast. You've seen a quadruple, dude, they're so I've seen. That's what I'm asking, when does it stop? I have seen women that I'm very concerned about what is going to happen afterwards to them. But it's no different than watching a childbirth. Uh. Sometimes they just put the dick in through a C section scar too big, they gotta put it through this they got open, yeah, just to do it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm thinking just a scar. I mean they got a fully Yeah. When does this end? That's what I That's what I want to know because I let me just tell you something that you got to go c section to get to the pussy. Yeah, that's well. I'm at a point where if there isn't DP going on, I don't want to watch it. It's like amateur It's it wou'd be like two teens making out. I'm like, this ain't gonna do it for me. This is not what I need in my own life. Let me just tell you, but this is absolutely what I need. I I won't even it's like child's play to me, And I don't mean to bring the word child into this. Actually a couple of ye three times when did I say child? Oh child, child birth? Teen kissing? Oh yeah, okay, well that those were eighteen year olds and what I said? Um, but what's your idea? One guy in obviously, so what is the position now? Because my favorite is when they're holding the girl hostage. Um, well that's yeah, that's part of the whole arrangement. That's the more figurative holding. Um. When I like a girl that is not doing any work, they're holding her hands, they're holding her legs, they're holding her, they're pulling her up. She's just being used. But she decided drinking hand she wait, what was the song that you guys wrote yesterday? He started talking about the song she wrote it, and then I definitely he just goes the eye like that one not true? Can you give me credit a little? Min No? You helped, like say which one? But if I was a producer, right and you came in and you didn't know me at all and you came OUTLP you did help. You were like, I think that should be I say alone if I was so, I came up with another word that rhymed with home, that wasn't alone, and that was me. No, you added alone before home, and then you took out but and that was mine. Okay, I took out the word. But that was like a connect. It's already three sentences. That's a that's This was the theme song for my theme songs to my reality show, UM, for my reality show, so they I got asked to UM to write my theme song, which is really nice of them. That's really good. I was walking back to It's very catchy, almost wanting to sing it now. UM, I don't know. I mean I probably could, but I don't even remember it. It's like, um, I want to miss math flight. I think I'll spend another wait. I'm sick of wait. I want to miss math flight. Can of something about the road? Road? Yeah? Hold on, I'll let me look up the lyrics. I already forget the lyrics to a seventh second, literally seventh. I'm okay, I want to miss m flight. I spent too many knots out on the road. Can you welcome me home? Welcome home Nicky Glazer Perfect. So they're gonna, like, you know, they're gonna talk to the higher ups at E to see if instead and be likes my floor a lunar road. Welcome me home? Yeah my kick? Wait is what is your What is your joke? With wo r TP? She's also the DP. She wasn't only the double penetration on the reality show, she was also the double penetration on Perfect trators to job title was DP. I would love a prestigious role. We should let everyone know. It's like it's a it's a very big role. It's your number, your She's like so badass. I don't really know exactly what she does, but she sets up camera shots, she's in show. She's like with her a lot, and we have a joke she's an Asian woman, and I go, I had no idea eur Asian until I saw you without a mask. And so now every time I see her, she goes Asian. She'll take her mask down. Go wait, this is gonna sound like a racist joke, but it's not what I could be. No, no, no, what I'm about to say. I only knew she was Asian because she was wearing a mask old I'm not talking I'm not talking her face, I'm talking the mask because yeah, I mean I used to have a joke about getting a manicure and how what a dumb thing it is, like getting manicures and stupid prison of you know, vanity for women. You're like paralyzed these women doing your nails. You can't do anything. You just have to uh you know, you can't even talk to the woman doing your nails because she doesn't speak the same language as you, because she's like a fucking slave most of the time. Well, in New York City, that was the way it was. And then I was like, and they're always wearing them. It doesn't fly anymore because everyone knows masks. But the only people that were wearing masks before this were uh sut like your hand manicuristsans, yeah, hand as musicians, right noah, Like in life, you don't see people in doctors on the subway. And it was Asian people because I think wherever they originate from or came from, they probably wore masks because there's way more people, so there's way more likely and there are people who care about other people, and so when they're sick, no, it's about other people. Actually, I know, I always thought that that's how the American way. I was like, no, that is that's true. They think they're sick and so they're trying to protect other people from it in case they get sick. But they're also um. Someone that I knew taught in China and said that he was like hitting out the um the chalk, the racers, and he was like beating them out, you know, on like the playground, and the kids like screamed and ran because of the dust. Like they're very um that their culture is scared of. You know, obviously their air is extremely polluted, so I'm maybe masks help with that. It's better to breathe in your own oxygen. But I used to say about manicurists and the joke I was like, they wear those masks because they know they're breathing in the same chemical as we are. Were they're just as close to him as we are. Yet they know these are very harmful, and I go, that's probably the only good part of their day is that they know we're getting cancer and they're not from like dipping our hands in different things. But now it doesn't really work because ever, you know, master ubiquitous. Yeah probably. I always wondered if you had one hand, would you get half off of manicure? And that is not me being quirky or funny. I really do wonder that. Well, why don't you do this chop off sharks swimming? Just go in there and go I just want one hand done. Can we do a half off and see what they say? You don't have to lose your whole arm to figure this out? What if I want to shark it shark shark tank sharky, I get one of my hands bit off so that I can go into a nail salon and finally answer the age old question, if you have one hand, can you get a half off manicure? I'm listening, but do you think so I would do that if I ran a manicure salon. I think I think half off for half half. It depends how clothes it was too. When they lost the arm, I think you get ten years of half off, and then after that, I'm sorry you just also, let's paint the nails on the little robot thing, you know, if we're if we're really going on it, I mean children's clothes are cheaper than adults clothes because it's less fabric, correct now do I don't know? Is extra large like clothing. That's a whole other up. Sneakers are more expensive. It should be. It's more fabric, it's more stitching, there's more to do. But also you're like, you shouldn't be you shouldn't have to hey, because your body is the way it is. But also, if I was a little person and I was getting a spray tan, it's gonna be less straight. I'm serious, it's gonna be less It would take away less time if I was a dwarf. That's just true. So YEAHS paid barely nothing. I've heard. I wonder what they used. I wonder if it was Sally Hanson on the set. I know, I mean it was. That's my goal color, Yeah, I told Did I say it on the podcast the other day? Um? I posted a picture of me us with that fucking camel and someone was like, Mickey, I love you, but you look like a legit carrot? Did I tell you guys that? And I said, thank you. That's that's the goal. I would rather look orange than pale. That's that's a good thing. You were a snack. I am a snack. I love that when people are like, you're a snack. I gave you to the camel open pom, you go open, you gotta that's everyone has. You gotta go open. Um. I like that bit you have with WOU. What was I gonna say? Oh? Not only did I write? Did we write the theme song? Yesterday? I'll give it thank you? Um. I also wrote my first song top to bottom yesterday. Yesterday, Yes, I did it. I wrote three verses wait sorry, two verses, a chorus, a pre chorus, a bridge, and a fucking outro. I did it. I finally did one song. Thank you to everyone who believed in me. Here we go. You want to You don't want to do this over Twitter? I mean, what do you mean a speech? Oh yeah, because the oscars are Twitter now. UM. I having it out of the way because I've been writing so many like little lyrics here and there. I've been writing verse like you know, just versus or choruses is, and like never putting it all together. And yesterday I sat down. I said, you're not getting up until you can just it doesn't matter if it's good. You just gotta finish it. And it's ship, you know. But I finished it. I don't know if it's ship. You are a very good writer, man. You gotta get this fucking negative ship out of your head. Whoever tells you you can't be good for thirty years, your first song should be kind of ship. You're a writer before you were a musician. I know you're not a fucking twelve year old kid being like I like cheese. Cheese is cool, you know what? The words I don't care about as much as like I want it melodically to sound cool and different and like actually sound professional. And that's what that's what makes it not that good because it takes so much. It takes so long to become good and unique about what your music sounds like. I mean, it's like comedy. You know, it takes forever to find your like Vlace, But writing jokes for twenty years has helped you write songs. It's word economy. It's how rhythm. You understand rhythm. That's better than when we rhyme, when we're doing perfect strangers. You're extremely good at it. Jeff Tweety I was reading his memoir and he was talking about how he writes songs so he'll get like a melody. Let's say that's like, let's do the theme song. We just said nun nun nut don nun nut nanna and he just makes up jibberish assume the pasa nata xenies on get denis a ninda for you Ukraine? Yeah you want to again? What if? What if that translates to I stand with Russia or something? Oh my God is the best Nikki? This is not I swear to God, I was doing hear um. But he does. He does that, and he listens to it over and he starts like to sing it along because I've noticed. I'm not I've noticed. I hate to be like as a songwriter, but like when you were working on a song, it just gets stuck in your head and you just like keep singing it over and over. And he says that the words will find him like the lyrics. And that's what makes him such a great lyricist to me is because it's he's very different than like Taylor Swift, where she's like very deliberate, she has like a storyline, whereas he's more poetic, like whatever whatever words just seemed to naturally go and fit in it. Sometimes his lyrics, I'm just like, what the fund does this mean? But they're so they have such um imagery that makes me put my own story into it. I just I love the way he writes. But I thought that was very interesting in a different approach, because sometimes with comedy, I think even you just gotta I'm just gonna come out like Wilco. When I did listen to them for a little while, I got in that one song a lot. Obviously, Um Jesus, don't cry Camerolla on my honey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So that album. The lyrics when they're a little obscure, obscure, obscure, when they're up skirt, I can't. They gotta be a little simpler, more like a merle you like a country like I went down the road. But even the Strokes don't really give you the whole story. I mean, are we human? Or are we dancer? I know that's not the Strokes, but that that lyric bothers me so freaking much. I think about I know we have, but it's coming up again. I don't like it. It's coming up again like I'm about to vomit. I hate are we dancer? It bothers me. I introduced you to Dominic fike A couple of days ago, remember, and uh So I watched the Euphoria finale last night and he's an amazing musician. We're talking about like hot guys. Yeah, and I was like, how about this young stud? Anyways, he played a song on the finale where I thought it was acoustic and he played it for uh Rue or whatever Zendaya, and I thought they were going to do like five seconds you know of this song, like, hey, what do you think it is? They did like a straight up, like three minute song, and then everyone on the internet was like what the funk? Was like, can we get back to the story? Just destroyed it. And I thought this song was it was a beautiful moment, like I'm a very crying with how good this song? But but but obviously you kind of felt that way too a little bit at first. Yes, at first, I guess because I thought, yeah, I got really into it and I like him a lot. Let's talk more about this kind of thing when we get back from break because I have some thoughts on music inside of the show, just inside anything in the end up, all that did come down Now when you say whenever I go Andrew and you go, get out of comment, it still reminds me so much of the time that I laughed harder than I think you've ever made me laugh, which is saying a lot, because I laughed very hard at so many things you do. We were at the baseball game and every time a foul ball would get hit and it would come up in our section. Not even that just goes in the stands. Before it even starts going in the stands, I sweart of God before it even gets hit. Andrew knows it's going in stands, and he just starts going, yeah, come now, now, now he wants the ball to come because we were sitting down, like, you know, we have pretty good so like on the ground. I don't know where that is baseball talk, but we're like on the level with the baseball, and so we would get hit up into the stands and it would bounce, you know, people are trying to catch it, and he would just go, come now, no, that's now. My favorite part about that bit is the people looking at me like I'm an insane purpose. It's so funny because my favorite part is that I know it started as a joke, but it hay. Sometimes you when you get um positive affirmation for something that's funny. And I think this is for most people. What causes you to do that funny thing again is not like I'm gonna be funny right now. It's like your brain just has automaticity of just let's now do the funny thing always. It's like when we say it's like you have that like Tourette's, you have comedy Turette's. And I don't mean to diminish Tourette's. I know it's a serious thing that you know, people throw a lot around a lot with comedy. What I don't mean comedy. God, I would never ever associate what Andrew does with a comedy. I know that comedy is a very serious art. Yeah no, but you just the knock of the ball and you wouldn't even think. Like usually for me, it's like something funny is happening. Let me think of something funny to say now, I'll say it. There's a delay of a split second. But with you, it's hit no to come now. No. There's just UCB shirts that say don't think. And that's what's good. Comedy is is like when you stop thinking and you just do the funniest thing happens. What was the other thing the other day. You were you were doing something the other day, and I was like, God, you remind me so much of something that in my life, and then I remembered it was Ava Ryan, the little girl in the little five year old Ava Ryan. Oh my god, and I try to have her on you up back in the day. She is so funny, her mom, Katie Ryan. If you look at it up on Instagram YouTube, she's all over, but she does. There's this one clip of she's the funniest little girl ever. And she's not one of these Instagram She was around during the Vine days. She was probably like, you know, three or four when Vine started, and now she's like thirteen or something, so she's like modeling for bait like gap kids. She's so cute, but um, she's one of the most naturally talented funny people I think ever to exist that I've seen. As a baby. She makes me want to have a baby so fucking bad, because there's that one There's this one clip that's my favorite, and I took me so long to find the other day, and I'm not even gonna play it because I can just do an impression of it. She's her mom's filming her and she's just like two Jews going to a bar. Right, Yeah, it was that one. She's like playing with her purse and she's like three years old, and her mom's like, what are you doing in there? She's like just putting some crap, and then she realizes she said crap, and then she looks at her mom and she was just like crafts cats. She just tries to cover it. It's so perfect. Us at Andrew, I gotta find it. I send it to you, Right, I didn't do I can find it. It's man, we we fucking text a lot. You ever go back and look through text and you're like Jesus went through Starbucks order the other day and I was like, God, are we having search? You could search your text, but I don't even know how a search for what I was looking. Oh here it is. Oh yeah, I searched VENTI or fired and then came out, Oh, this is a George Costanza clip. Goddamn it. I did send you a picture of Megan Fox yesterday. Oh my god, I know what's going on here. And they just had a new cat and I thought I thought it was her. Oh that was cute. Wait, did we have another word for that when we said a word at the same not jinks obviously, but I don't remember another word for it. Um. Yeah, it's out of control what these girls are doing to their face. You know, if you want to go get on a deep dive, can someone put Megan Fox's head on that cat? Please thinks or the other way around, appreciate. I don't know. Do we want to do? We want to? Yeah, we want that. I'm not catch haming. It's more her. I would never make fun of cats. It's inside. Like I'm looking at the picture right now, I'm going to show it just on. Just don't. It's just I'm not trying to be a dick. I just don't. It's a filming. She looks like a brad or like a filter, Like I don't. I really, I mean that's the look everyone's going for it, dude. It's like it's called the ponytail lift, and it makes your eyes go like this, like if I, holy sh it, I saw a TikTok of what you were talking about. Ponytail lift. It's for girls who are under forty who don't. It's not a facelift. It's not gonna like fix sagging skin. It just pulls. That's what Belahadid has, That's what Gidida Grande has. Everyone's getting it, and it's a facelift. I mean it's very invasive. You go, I feel like I'm about to get attacked by a boma. It really looks like I felt like I need to slowly back away. I was like, remember your survival skills right now when you sent me that. Fuck, it's just and these waste and these butts. Have you seen Kanye who every woman he dates is just a Kim Kardashian replica. It's it's like that eminem video where he has all of the high my name is like all those It's just it's that for is just finding girls that look like Kim with less of strong opinions. We both watched well, I watched half of the Kanye Duck. Have you watched the Kanye Duck on Netflix? Noah, Oh, I didn't even know there was one available. Yeah, it's called well, it's the worst name. It's called GENA j E E n Y. You h Genia like genius ys And it's like it's it's not a good name. Sorry, I thought at the ending, No, it's it's why you h I'm almost positive it should have an US because Genius hasn't. I know, I don't know it's Genia. Maybe that is it's all about Kanye when he first started. I don't know why this here's my thing. There's like, if you guys have seen it, the guy who is the narrator talks like this the whole movie. He's talking like this. Sometimes Kanye. I believed in him and in it, like it's that is a spot on impression. Was like that is. I was like Coody. He was a stand up comedian who started this UM show did you see it? Yea and a cable access UM you know show in Chicago, and he started following around all these rappers in Chicago. He started noticing that Kanye was like this up and coming, like really like a phenom. But I didn't realize. I don't know the history of Kanye or R and B or rap or really anything. I mean European UH, soccer war anything. I don't know anything, any dynasties in China. I'm bad. I literally looked up the difference between NATO and EU because I know that Ukraine got in the EU, and I'm like, is that NATO is that a different word for NATO, is it? Do you know Andrew it's not. Do you want to know the difference between NATO and EU. Well, I can't tell you because I read about it, but it didn't stick. Just like foot ball rules, Baby, I can tell you Kanye, you know, I'll tell you everything about Kanye. We should go toe to tell on what we both got from that Kanye documentary and if who who knows more? Let's go right now? Because I thought you were ticking and talking all the night through No, I wasn't not that one because when I watched it on my phone. Okay, well maybe a TikTok up on your old desktop. I did learn that you can watch HBO Max while looking at Instagram last night. Oh I know you can put up in the corner. That's amazing. That's a nice little feature that they have. So now their numbers can be even though they don't release their ratings streaming services. Here's the thing, Kanye, that documentary, no one filmed themselves so much before making it than him, you know what I mean? Like he had this guy follow him. It's like me being followed. Remember there was a comedian that comedian lev he did a documentary of himself when he was like twenty and everyone made fun of Yeah, but if he was Kanye that talented, he would have been a genius. Say though Kanye was having a documentary follow him. But he he did produce the Blueprint. Yeah, he produced, well, he produced like h to the is a like whatever is? Oh? Yeah? Do you know what Hova is? Do you know where that came from? Because I'm always like, why does jay Z call himself Hova? What does that even mean? I know Hova as the h OV line lane is like the carpool lane? Is that? Do you know what Hova is? I looked it up because I was like, I need to understand this. I can't. Well, Hova is Jehovah, And so he took Hova off of Jehovah, which is like the biblical name that he's maybe maybe he's knocking on doors bugging people. That's what Kanye did. I mean, that was the beauty of it. Is like he was playing a song. Yeah, he just had no shame. Well, Kanye did have shame. Like there was the thing about Kanye is he knew he was the best. And that's what I loved about him. And sometimes I gotta say I feel this way about myself, is that I related to Kanye because maybe I'm a narcissist, but I related. No, I'm I mean, I'm not like but I feel like, you know what he said in the thing he said the difference between me and and I'm not I'm I'm I think you know, there's many better comedy writers than like most better, like I'm pretty good, but like I'm not the best Kanye writer by stretch, and Kanye would definitely say he's the best. And so I'm not doing Kanye thing, but I related to when he said, um he So he was releasing his own rap album and he only produced up until that point, and no one was taking him seriously because they just saw him as a producer, a really good producer that would make amazing beats, and he would sell beats to people. So the biggest rappers in the world would just go to him and go, do let me see what you got, and he would literally pull up in his car and like play them the beats and they go great, and they would like hand a CD and it's like five bucks whatever. Well eventually, but then some people would were wanting them for free. Because they were such big stars that they were like, you should be happy to even have this and um. But then he said when people weren't taking him seriously, he goes, well, guess what. Now I get to make my own beats, So you're gonna people are gonna ask, oh my god, where'd you get this beat? And it's like it's mine. You never even got to see it because I made the product. So like, that's kind of how I felt about Um, I guess jokes or something like I could write these for other like I being a joke writer for a TV show would have been very hard for me, and I would have felt a little bit like Kanye, like of like I gotta get because I know Kanye probably didn't like having his name super small in the bottom of the thing on the record. I think it related to that of like, I don't think i'd maybe I would do well as a writer, but I feel like sometimes when you know I write jokes for perfect strangers for you, and like you're the star of perfect strangers, there are times where I'm like I could hold something I mean in my brain, but then I and I go, that could come and do time too. But I could also do this at the time where I'm making good money, and it's like, yes, I could think past my ego, but you can think yeah, instead of being like I want that now, it's like I aspire to that because I used to be behind the scenes of things and write for other people and be on people's shows and be like I was not I was in the same way, like I'm happy to be here. It'd be cool to do this someday. I don't know that I'm necessarily ready, but I'm learning a lot. I think I'm learning this ship done through this stuff. Yeah. I did also coach some perfect Strangers host the other day, not sorry, not having watched the documentary. I also think that, like everything is a process, and maybe if Kanye didn't see his music played, you know, like by someone else and like being like, Okay, well I want to do this for me, maybe it wouldn't have pushed him to become what he is today. Yeah that's how oh man. Because sometimes you give a joke to someone and and I know that happens with Andrew. You'll give me a joke and I go, it's just not for me, and you're like, no, it's so funny, and we all laugh in the room because Andrew's delivery, and it's like, it must be hard to go, Oh, she's not going to use this joke that I know would work if she just said it like this, but she's not going to and so it's not gonna work. Like Kanye was probably like, they're taking this beat that I could make fucking spin gold out of it, and they're just gonna Well Kanye was. If you watch, like, there's a couple of things about the documentary that I noticed about him. One, he's a little awkward. Obviously we all see that he's awkward now, but even back then, I think he I don't know if he's on the scale of autism or not, but he's not like scale yet. I don't know if he's standing on the scale. But if you see the other rappers, they're all they got there. You know, they're all very similar, and they're all very tough and like confident New York rappers. And then here you have a Chicago kid wearing a backpack with like a Teddy Bear on his head with his retainer. That's where I related to, And that was before the accident. I think, yes, it was, so I think he got overlooked because he was People roll their eyes at me when I have my invisilione on the counter, just a just a random counter that I haven't wiped down, and I plopped them right back in my mouth. Or Kanye does it too. And I know that's maybe not the best thing that maybe two years ago, saying Kanye does it too did it doesn't sound the same as it does now. But when I saw Kanye do that, when he was at like the pinnacle of this, he was with like the biggest rapper at the time. I got I forgot his name. Fuck he called him who I didn't. I don't remember his name. But he came in to listen to some of Kanye's beats and that album that they're going over is like the Kanye album that I know the best. So it's just so gratified. And but the guy goes, what the funk are these? And he points at Kanye's retainers and kind of goes to my retainers. He goes, man, don't get that ship out of here. He's like, I don't want to say that, that's not a place for it, because that's and he didn't even move him, He just like leaped him out and then Ganie plops him back in his mouth as soon as the guy leaves. It was so funny. So I think that behavior and stuff like that, I'm sure other rappers were like, I don't know what the fund to do with this guy. I mean, when he goes in with his tape college dropout, he's playing and it all falls down. I'll tell you that that song falls down. He brings in it, which is one of the best fucking songs ever, and who knows if upon first listen you think it's the best. He's playing it for these A and R people at Rockafella Records. I'm almost like tearing up because it's in these women's office and he puts it, you know, on a CD player in these women's offices, and they are just having people come in and out with papers like they could give two ships. And the song is about black women and the struggle of a black black woman, and he's trying to like kind of have it resonate with them, and they are just like he's so awkward. He's like playing with the pictures on the wall like it's so awkward, like and they're like, all, Kanye, look, he's gonna make it someday and they're kind of like putting he's doing a documentary, Kanye, Oh look at you. But he knew, he knew all long. And I always used to kind of roll my eyes about his mom, like I'm just like anyone who just puts their mom in this pedestal. I always kind of gos and and you know, obviously it was very tragic that she died and she was a single mother, and you know, I didn't I didn't realize how amazing she was. And I don't know, and I know that's stupid that I talked like that whole thing, But just the way she remembered his wraps and was remember that one, Kanye, Kanye, and she kept saying Kanye, Kanye, and shed Kanye, remember that one that was so good Kanye. She was just so gentle, so sweet, so encouraging and very very adamant about him staying humble and not being too braggadocious and he uh, but but also saying you're you know, you're a genius. When he rapped with most deaf, remember when they're just backstage and yes, oh my god, that became awkward too. But it went from awkward, no, because the Most Deaf does like this thing where he's like, but that wasn't he wasn't freestyling, that was it was. So he's with Most Deaf backstage. It was after content and they're all like kind of getting lit and like fucking drinking, and um, there's the documentary camera, which cameras weren't always around back then, so I think they're kind of hamming it up. And Most Deaf is like doing this rap that him and Kanye did together, and he's doing his lines and it sounds amazing. Then it goes over to Kanye. You gotta see it, because it goes from being like, wow, that's good, like Kanye and him are like getting along. They're both doing this, and then Kanye doesn't stop, and it goes does that same thing in comedy that Family Guy uses all the time where Peter would do something like so dumb and just it'll keep doing it and it goes from being funny then not funny to hilarious again because it keeps going, and that's what happens with Kanye. Goes from great, too awkward to like, oh, everyone in the room is like, oh, you show off like enough, and then it goes to like wait a second, he's closing it out strong, and then at the end you're kind of waiting, like is everyone gonna like this as much as he just did? And then there's oh my god, there's so much talking about jay Z and everything. I mean, I gotta see everything at the concert. At jay Z's concert. No, in the production room, jay Z gave him a verse on one of the so so I didn't see that yet. Destroys it, just fucking destroys. Yeah, it's gotta be talented, though, you gotta be talented. And that's what he knew he was. He had no question about that. And that's that's what you need, is like the ability to You just need that confidence man spaceship like Kanye's like my love that. I mean, whole album came out my sophomore year. I just transferred to sophomore three years. I ain't put the career she like, funk it. I'll just stayed on here and do her because that's enough money. Yeah, I love it. Um, Okay, let's get to the news. Like one story I love. We gotta do Deep Dive unwrapped. I think it's so just do like people to deep diving wrap I mean yeah, I could. I need to learn more. No, let's get to the news. Boy. It's Tuesday, folks, you know what that means. It is Tuesday. I hope you're having all the swells out there. And when I say all the swells, I mean all of them. Gobble them up. Let's have a good time. Noah, what is the lines? Okay? The headlines are Jordan Burglar. Okay, a man who was struggling to breathe was flabbergasted after Mount Sinai surgeons discovered a half inch long tooth growing inside his right nostril. Oh my god, a half inch long. That's pretty long tooth he was turning into in his nostral Yeah, teeth can hide out in weird places. That might be the funny ascentence you've ever said. That was rich. We just let that ship very second because that was a fantastic line. That was so funny. Well, teeth can hide out, and you said it's so they Sure, Nikki, they can. They Sometimes they're in people's chess. My roommate had one in her fucking stomach too, that she didn't eat. She grew itself. Yes, yes, she had to get it removed. Yeah, tooth are weird. Man. She had like a whole like other animal growing in their stomach. I don't know what it was, but she had a tooth and it had an eye. I think, I don't know. Oh my god, I mean yes, okay, the condition that he had affects point one to one percent of the population. Well that don't you think we hear about it more? If it was every thousand people? Why are we here when they give these stats of like it affects this disease where the guy who the boy who has no skin, it affects point zero one people. I go, there's a skeleton walking no, like, there's like, there's all these things that I watched from this this fucking YouTube channel. Follow the YouTube channel truly, and you will see the boy with two heads, the boy who can't go outside, the girls an umbrella head like it's just like the boy with two heads bringing up the enagers again a gay. Okay, wait, wait, let's go back. Because if I told you that I was having trouble breathing, and I said I think there's a tooth in there, you would go, Andrew read the book How to Get I would say, Andrew read the Book of Feeling nose Teeth by Dr John Sarno. Um, yeah, I would go, you're foolish it. But if you go it's one in every thousand people, I go, well, maybe you're one in a thousand. But don't you agree those stats when they go affects point one, that means one in a thousand, right point one person in the world is one in like, No, it's way lower. Point one percent of people would be a thousand, one in a thousand. I don't I can't agree with that. I don't think one of people. How many is that one person that we've met millions of people telling Listen to me though, If they say it affects point one person of the population. If they said it affects one person of the population, how out of how many of a hundred is that? Okay? So point one is how it goes into one? How many times I would say I'm not disagree with your math. I'm saying I don't know. Can we can you type what's the name of this disease? I want to see you know what? Just read it. It affects point one person of the population. Andrew, I'm I'm serious, that's one in a thousand people. I swear. I I hear what you're saying. Yeah, but I don't agree. That's what I'm saying. I don't agree either. When they say that, I'm like, there's no way it's one in a thousand people. But that's what it says. Okay. Wait, so this might make it more palatable because it has to do with a deviated septum, right, and we know so many people with deviated septoms well or just big noses that yeah, big nose in high school is so funny. That's a new band that's mad at about uh swallow Palooza but knows in high school and what wait? So okay, So basically it's the the deviated septom pushes the partition to the side and it allows the tooth like teeth to grow up. Okay. So I love the description of these things of like the tooth being like get out of the way, partition like it's like I'm coming through. It always reminds me, what do you say? No, did you hang out with Hollow the other day? Yes, you did a picture. You guys have fun. Her curtain clothes her curtain. Okay, this is halla is going to be laughing if she's listening to this. Halla was born prematurely. I don't know why I'm laughing already. Halla, please forgive me. But Halla Um, I was told she was really premature. Oh my god, the picture of her as a premi baby, I mean she was two. She was not supposed to live, and they when they took a picture of her, she looked like a little elf on the shelf, like doll, and they crossed her legs for some reason, so she looks like she's just like like modeling and it's like a fetus with cross legs. It's so funny looking, even though it's very sad because she was just so tiny and because she was born premature. She has like obviously she's pretty like she grew up unscathed. I mean she peas when she laughs sometimes, but that could be a whole other issue. But she has this thing where I don't know if it's macular degeneration or something, but it's something in her eye that her doctor told her in high school that that she would at one point go totally blind and that the curtain would come, that it would just one day look like it wouldn't be gradual, it would just be But I always pictured like a little man inside her eye, being like the show's Elva folks, and like the curtains like and like roses are being thrown into her eye, like she used to get something an eye and she'd be like the curtains closing. Oh my god, you're wearing sunglasses the whole time, just so you know. Oh, she does love Stevie. Wonder wait, bump Into. Have they done anything medically where they think that. No, I mean her curtain hasn't closed, so she's still fine. I mean she's still think the curtain is going to close. I don't know, we'd have to ask all but I just remember menopause. You know what, someday your curtain will close. Oh my god, I can't believe them in an age where like talking about menopause is starting to be a thing that I even wrapped my head around. It's fucking nuts. Okay, um, let's keep going with news. Okay, what other story? Abnormalities are found in bodies? All right? A wave of sex mayhem has apparently been sweeping New York City, prompting residence to lodge an increasing number of noise complaints to a government helpline. M hmm. People calling three one one about some that hang yep. One complaint that was filed was about people dressed up as Freddy Krueger Pennywise in the Easter Bunny having sex as the theme song of velveteen Dream, a pro wrestling pro wrestler blasted in the background. I think the Easter Bunny got the wrong invitation. Yeah, the Easter Bunny showed up to the wrong theme part. What's going on here, Freddy? I understand doing some fun stuff like masks, but not a Halloween mask. Like I understand like not wanting your identity to be shown. It makes you kind of freer to like be yourself. Like sometimes I like a good um slate mask on so I could doze off in the middle of it. But also because I just want to I want to lose control, right Yeah, And I feel like and protect like you know, and in a group sex setting, I could see how people would want a ask. But yeah, I mean that is I mean, fucking Freddie. That's like a boy with did you ever get? Did you ever ever? Very loud? Have you ever had? Have you ever had? I love when I hear fucking hotel dum people. I love it. It's I love it. I don't know why to have you know, uh, oh, my gosh. I used to live in an apartment and I could hear the people upstairs banging all the time. From the bed. I heard my dad really your stepmom, I hope, so thank god, I've never heard my parents. I think one time my sister, my sister came in my room because my sister her room was above my parents room. And I think one time in high school, my sister was like, Nicky, I can't sleep, and she was like, mom and dad are making noises. And I was just like, get in and I just was like we just held each other like we were sucking and they were just singing Louie Arms Room. Yeah, well I you go. I was your mom's like do and they are, Oh they are funny. Don't tell me no, no, no, no no no. Like my mom can really hit some good notes on that song. She sings with my dad sometimes and she hits she does the hit the road jack, she does the um. That's what he was referencing, Ham drip um uh. Robin was saying that there's someone in the room above her at the hotel you're staying at. Sorry, things are happening. There's a tooth in my throat. Um. I think the point when oh, no, I believe you, but you Robin said she hurt someone jerking off, which is such a different sound. That's the way sadder sound, you know of just like it sounds like a dog who needs water. Oh and just going and just hearing the tissue thingle Yeah, did I ever tell you I've told this story before. I have to have of when I got written up. I was I was staying at up, I was renting a place for like a month um in l A. And it was like in this courtyard, and I guess and I really, I really, I know. I talked about sex a lot in my sex life, and I'm so free with it and everything. I never want someone to hear me in the act doing it. It's not something I would ever be, like, let's be loud so people know we're having sex like cool, which obviously seems like something I would do because I talked about my sex life so much. But there's something nothing makes me more that we've talked about this before. I didn't know that I was loud until people started going like making little comments, you know, like you know my the people i'd be with their family and friends would be like, oh, we heard something lessen and be like, I wouldn't even know what you were talking about because I would try to be so quiet. It would boggle my mind that they could hear me. But one time I got written up. UM. I got a message while I was at work from uh the guy was renting the apartment from, and he said, Nikki, I have to ask you, are you okay? My I've gotten there's been several complaints coming from my apartment of a woman screaming at night, and I just want to make sure everything's okay. And I was so horror. I mean, I know exactly what. I was so horrified. I didn't know what to do. And I was in a writer's room at the time, and I shared it with my friends to be like what do I do? And my friend Benji l Flowow, I'll never forget he was like, just tell them you had an audition you were working. You were working on an audition for a horror And I was like, thank you so much. And that's what I wrote back. And the guy knew what it was. He was trying to make it into a domestic abuse situation so that it would be like he was trying to be like I'm worried about you, as opposed to like you're fucking and it's really annoying to stop it. You know, It's like a different vibe to be I'm worried about you. There's someone screaming, but like people knew what it was, No, it'd be great. It's like you kept going with that like audition, You're like, I got the part, and like four months later you're on location in like this is hard desert. You're like, oh, I write a movie around that scene so that I can the guy can. It's like a Seinfeld episode that gets you know, like, now I got to do the movie. Jerry. Well he's gonna know. I don't want him to think of a failure and didn't get the part. I gotta do it, Jerry. And then it's like to write a movie so that the guy. It all comes to fruition. I want to use the word fruition and this, do you know what the sounds or was it just sounds or were you saying words? Because I wonder if you actually thought you were getting abused or something. I think I'm like, I think I was screaming, just screaming, not like like not like listen, who knows what I was doing. Sometimes someone once heard me having sex and they said I sounded like They called me Wolfie the rest of the trip because they said I was howling like a wolf I have. I don't even know what that could be. We gotta go to break. We'll come back with We'll come back with Reddit node karaoke mode. This is your Reddit dum he it's never read a dump. I will, I will, thanks so much. Okay, let's see what I got for y'all. Um Oh, okay, So this was a really funny thing. It was on TikTok Cringe. It's a video, but I didn't send this one to Noah because it's like it's not even worth um like playing. It's this guy that went around his Brooklyn neighborhood and he's like imploring to all of like the guy at this bodega, all the guys on the street corner, like all these people in his little Brooklyn neighborhood. He goes around. He's like, I'm about to go on a date with my ex girlfriend and I just you just act like you know me and like that. I like saved your life and that I was there for you during COVID. And so then he walks around with his ex girl and all these guys are like, hey, Tony, you were the best man man. This guy's a hero, and they're like, hey, you're still dating that supermodel? Like they had all these like hilarious lines. I mean, this total bit. I mean, there's no way this girl actually believed it or whatever. But he was a comedian's funny. Who was his name? Sam something? Uh? Sam brnown Bronowski. Um, so funny. Okay, this one, Oh, this is so interesting today I learned. Okay, less than half the population can actually smell asparagus P. Do you guys smell asparagus P? Right away? Okay? Noah, you have the gene that that has it, Andrew. If you don't, then you don't have it. I got it. It smells weird to you. Well, this is interesting, I do not. Uh. It says there are two separate genes at work here. No, this is interesting. One is the gene that hauses smelling asparagus P. The second is the gene that allows you to smell it. So some people don't. They're pea after a spirit eating asparagus does not smell, and they can smell other people's asparagus P. And some people have smelling asparagus and can smell it, and some people can't. Don't have smell asparagus. So I don't smell a spit asparagus P. But I could have it. I wouldn't know. I don't smell it. But Noah has both because I'm guessing you smell your own P not others. Oh, I hate it. That's why I don't like eating a sperit. What does it smell like? Uh, it's it's almost like if you turn P into a soup. I just imagine soup? Do you also hate? Is cilantro like soap? To you? You're one of those people, right, Yeah? I don't. I can't eat um. I don't mind it. I'm not It's it's okay. I want to play the one, the Peter Poor Peter Parker one, Noah. This one is about how to do a ventriloquist trick. This guy is teaching you how to say things with your mouth shut, and you get you can say poor Peter Parker by following. This guy looks like Anthony spider Man. This one is perfect The letter P is very hard to say as a been triloquist because you gotta go pub pub, you gotta move your P. The P is hard. So what I'm gonna do is I'm going to replace all those pas with ts. So I'm gonna say tour Peter Tarteter, and I'm gonna try to do the lizard's voice at the same time. All right, So I'm gonna touch my tongue on the roof of my mouth for every soul. So I'm goody Peter Tarqueter, slowly together, hard, Peter Harker, Peter Parker, Poor Peter harcouter or Peter Parker, poor your Parker feature whoa. So there's all these I went through the subreddit, like the comments, there's all these tricks trill Quest used to make this sounds like to say fuck you put to do any kind of f sound you use. Wait, let me just look fun. It's taking forever to load. There's a trick for like every letter that's hard to say with your mouth closed, you know, like so you for for peas you'd say tease, cure fu cu cu cuir fuir. Are you saying okay, yeah, say it? Put your tongue at the root of your mouth and put the mic to your mouth. Yeah, that's that could help too, That could really help. Are you good at beat boxing? Cats? Cats? Cats? Putin kits ks? Are you? All I know is putine cats? Pink cats cats? That was taught to me by Radu Bandar shout out Okay. This was from Too Afraid to Ask the subreddit. Is the sole purpose of wearing a thong to reduce panty lines? Or is there another reason? Great question, because thongs annoying the funk out of me, And I really think it's just because women don't want panty lines. But what is the problem with a panty line? It just tells people you're wearing underwear. What is the problem with wearing underwear? If you're not wearing underwear, then you're just getting all your juices all over your pants or your skirt, or you're not wearing underwear. And is it to seem sexy? Is it too? Is it so distracting to see a panty line? Like? What is it? Why do we fear the panty line? I'll tell you it's because whenever I wear regular underwear, it always bunches up and gives me like a wedgy, So i'd they're a thong than a wedgie. Just commit to the wedgy, because the thong is a committed wedgy. It is a committed it is Yes, by like an hour of having the wedgy, do you even feel the wedgie anymore? Do you feel the wedgie? Because it's not. It is a constant wedging. And so after a while it becomes like tennitus tenitus tendus. I think it's the way you say it. It's just like you don't if you focus. Tendus is annoying for people all day long. But it's like the fan, you know, when you hate the sound of a fan worrying, but you're like, sometimes you forget about it. That's to me what wearing a thong is like, I haven't getting shipped on it because I would think about, Yeah, I I used to have a joke that my dentist he used to know I wasn't flossing or wasn't wearing a thong because wait, wait, what was it he knew? I used to Don't you hate when you have to lie to your dentist about that you haven't been flossing wearing a thong or something about how my thong had like he you, I was like, I didn't wear because on it. Um no. Someone said that they wear a thong in the comment state said they wear a thong because they get acne on their butt cheeks. Okay, and then they don't when they wear a thong. Someone said, um no, that was a good reason. Someone said, I use cotton thongs and they are the most comfortable underwear I've ever had. I don't. Someone says, I don't like feeling the sensation of the underwear edge on my cheeks when I regularly we were regular underwear. I feel the line on my butt of where the underwear ends. Um yeah, okay, So I guess that's settled. But I still maintain that. I think they're mostly for avoiding panty lines, and I don't like that. I'll buy a thong and I'll wear it all day, and I'll see different with balls and stuff, you know, like because it really pulled sometimes even my I have like a baggy pussy day, and I don't want it to be so scrunched up in that thong. And sometimes it's splits your vagina in half, like the thong rides up in the like in between your vagina towoob yes, split it's with her nose. Uh like three episodes. Um. This is from the subretted Bone Apple Tea, which is a great one for us because it's about mispronunciations and miss miswritten things and it's you know, obviously bone appetite. Someone just one time on the internet wrote bone Apple Tea instead and everyone thought it was so funny. So this is from the subret Bone Apple Tea. And it says and it's a review of a business and it's giving it one star. And this is someone writing a review of a business who just didn't really know how to what this turn of phrases and maybe recognize this, Andrew, what kind of business is this? They hire off putting delivery drivers who looks sketchy and like hoodlums, off footing. Dude, you're not the only one. I don't think I'm alone. Pudding there it is, folks. Did she get ship for it? No? I mean it's it's a screen grab of someone else, you know what I mean? Um, it feels I love it. So then there was uh the ask reddit men have Reddit? What's something you've always wanted to ask a woman but thought it was would be too embarrassing to ask them. So some of the questions are as it loads, so sorry, Kim and Kim, what do you want to ask underneath your chin by putting your tongue on the roof of your mouth. I just thought of it because it's a Peter thing. If you suck on the roof of your mouth this fat, well we'll go in Well. I remember girls used to be able to do like a froggy thing where you're like, and I think that's where you know, I think that's doing it. So final thought, men have read it. What's something you always wanted to ask a woman but thought it would be too embarrassing? Desk so one said, I always assumed periods where a constant stream of blood. Apparently this is like a cut, as another redditor put in it, apparently this is wrong, So how does it work? Small gushes? So he didn't think it was blood gushing out all the time. He just went during your period it was constantly dripping out. Is that something you relate to thinking, um, yeah, maybe, yeah, sure, okay, I thought those interesting. I don't think it's constant, but I probably think the same thing, is it? No, it's like it comes out like with your muscle, like when you sneeze, when you when you get up from a chair with different kinds of gravity push it out. But it is and then there's there's days where it's heavy, there's days where it's light, and it can go back and forth between those days. It's not like it starts like goes to heavy and then goes light again. It's not always like that, right, Noah, would you say the same thing. Yeah, exactly, heavy and warm, but sometimes it can go start light, go heavy, go back to like, go back to heavy. Like it's not one like you know, it's family, like a family guy bit. Yes, yeah, yeah, it's like a Kanye freestyle. Um, here's another question. Do you really like it when men roll up their sleeves. Oh that's a good question. I loved that question. And the truth is yes, because it just looks like you're getting down to business with every shirt. Someone said yes, can't really tell you why, something about the forearms. It's important to note that it's a phenomenon specific to having long sleeves that are rolled up. A shirt with three quarter sleeves does not produce the same effect. No, uh, I never thought about it, but yeah, I guess I do like it. It just already like gets me kind of horned up to think about that, to think about my guy rolling up as sleep. Yeah, it's like I'm down to fuck, Like I'm ready to go um or build your house. Uh okay, let's go to one more thing. Oh okay. You know I love um foreigners doing American accents or like non speaking English people doing fake English. It's just so funny to me to hear what we sound like to other people. So this is an Irish man doing an American accent, a thick Irish accent. You can hear it slip out sometimes, but he's pretty good at in. This is the funniest part about this is the things he picks to say that are so American. And this guy is so hot, by the way, and this is on TikTok cringe. How do you dudes? Sorry to barge in on your game of Texas? Hold them? But I have not chill news. Brett and Cody are in hospital. They were driving their Mustang Chevrolet truck up in Boston City, but the motorway was slippy and they almost hit tree trees and ended up hitting a Starbucks bullet Starbucks. The car looks like absolute shite, but but the boys will be grand. Hey, the American football match HD to hate remarkable. Pass me some crisps and a red Solo cup and a Budweiser camouflage. A Starbucks bullet factory. Wait, what is he an actor? No? I mean he's just a fucking Irish TikTok guy. But he's should base gorgeous man. But I just like the idea of what people think of us a Starbucks bullet factory or whatever the fund is it. Um, I just send me any people doing fake English things. I love when we're made fun of by other people. To close this out, um, I liked this. What life hack became your daily routine? What life hack became your This is from ask Credit. Um. Someone said I flipped my pill bottles after taking them, so I remember if I took them or not. Really helps if you take the same pill in the morning and at night. Wow, that's a good one, because I really forget if I take all the time, I forget every time and I only take one pill. Now, Wow, that's good. Okay. Someone said sleeping with a pillow between my knees. No more lower back pain. Um. Someone said. The chef who taught me to cook said, at at the get go, cooking is cleaning. So just like clean while you cook. Pretty much. Um. Someone said, don't put it down, put it away, don't put it down. That's to do it twice. Um. Washing dishes while cooking. Someone said, that's another one of those cooking ones. I bought twenty four pairs of the same sox and through the rest of mismatching ones away. Man, I gotta do that, but I can never find a sock I want to commit to. I don't understand where they go. I know it's a old hack, but where the fund do they go? Man, Well, you just learned how to clean out the dryer limp things, so maybe they're all in there. You didn't know that that was a thing to clean. Someone said, moisturizing my face right after a shower. Oh God, welcome to being a woman. Is that that's a man? I'm sure. Um. Someone said, in the bed before you masturbate. Uh, so you don't have to get up and like carry the puddle to the or walk with it on you. When I'm trying to sleep in bed at night, I go over what I did that day and think of everything I did in a positive light or as if it's part of the goal I'm working towards. Wow, is this fucking Kanye. I've never been depressed or at least diagnosed with it, but this helps feeling like I've accomplished something and I can feel better about what I've done. So every little thing you did, and also it helps me fall asleep a bit faster. That's good to go over your day, even if it's been completely worthless to go. This one thing helped me get to this next. Thank counting cheap, counting crows. In a long day and I spend most of it in bed, but at least I can't say that. Maybe I'll write a bit about depression someday and be able to use what I learned today. Okay, right, I mean, even even on a day where you spend all day in bed, maybe that day is maybe something that happened that day is going to lead towards There's no wasted moments, but god, it feels like it, especially like the last riff. All right, guys, thank you so much for listening to the pod. I got zoned in it zoned me indo. Oh man, I felt like you were zoned out. But if that makes sense, it seems like a compliment wrapped in an insult. We gotta go SuperFect, Stranger Set. Thank you so much for listening. We'll see you tomorrow on the podcast. Make sure subscribe on YouTube. Hey I'm coming to Austin coming up, and also a lot of other dates Winnipeg, Vancouver, Austin, other places in Texas. Uh fucking Nashville Ryman Auditorium. Um, I mean so many dates I can't even like for Lauderdale, New Orleans, Houston, Dallas, come out and meet us. Tickets available at you know, they'll be at the UH if you If you can't get them online, you can purchase them at the merch booth too. So UM, I hope to meet you guys there and see you there. I can't wait. Um all right, that's it for us, don't we Ki

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