#163 Puzzles w/ Carlisle Forrester

Published Jan 20, 2022, 2:00 AM

The gang is back together, Nikki, Andrew and Carlisle discuss falling in love with a character, 90's TV show casts, Tara Reid and the MTV VJ search days. Nikki and Carlisle have very different TV habits, Nikki advises what not to wear in a plane crash and in the news Andrew reads informative studies about dementia and sharing a king sized mattress with a partner. Nikki has her own headline in Why Do I Care and explains giving her phone number to Carle Radke of Summer House. They play a telephone game before Nikki asks a very serious question.

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The Nicklaser Post. Here's Nicky. Hello here, I am welcome to the Nicky Gleaser Podcast. I'm here with Andrew Colin Carlile. Four starts Wednesday. Andrew spinning the ball like a globe drop left spot. You got a tennis racket. There, you got a basketball, a little new put up behind you. It's going to change everything, not at all. Actually, is that your real license plate? Is that your real No? He bought it offline? Okay, black market? Uh wait a second, this putter? Can I guess the price? Three seventy six. I want to talk about it, honestly, I can't just come on no, because wait, what kind of I never asked for a raise, You'll say, I beat you plenty. That's what's um, what's the what's the brand? What's the special about it? And Scotty Cameron? Uh you know that because you know we did. They actually gave me one, but it wasn't like this. This is a mallet putter, which is a straight back, straightforward putter. Uh, it's a legend. It's uh, it's it's top of the line. It's new. Um kind of like a futuristic feel with a traditional touch, and it's about four exactly. Got no, this is the thing, all right, it's gonna change every My bag is complete. Now those little lighthouses don't stand a chance with those little twirling uh what are they called. Yeah, that alligator that clumps down his mouth up and down and he has a little hole in his mouth and you try to get it in fighting an alligator. You know how easy it is on the course. Those little hounds that are on the sides that kind of make it so it goes like whoo whoop when you do it. All those all those men that are on those like first dates, they're gonna fucking get hard and they're gonna come. They're gonna pre ejaculate just looking at your putter before their date ends. Just sort of think of other things that happened on a pop up course, those families on vacation in Branson, or the one cool kid that that hits it like it's like a driver and it goes into the water. Oh my god, that guy is so sexually frustrated. He's the one that like doesn't have a girl with him and he's like piste off, you know, like the kid in your group that he causes may Yeah, has you know, punches things and it's just jumping off things. Is like the jackass of the group. It's always the guy that's like not getting laid. It's the fifth wheel. It's the guy that's like, fine, I'll come to dinner, but I'm gonna put some straws in my nostrils. Yeah, And everyone goes like, I love you. He's the best. He's like my little brother. Oh you're cute. He's really cute. That's what girls would describe me when I was so smarty. Oh Andrew, You're so cute. And I'm like, fuck you man, I'm sucking. I'm a Rott Wilder. You know. I have the biggest crush on that I can't handle it. Um know, who is so cute? And I'm wondering, like would I I want to go for this type of guy, Like I mean, I I have a boyfriend right now, but like, well he's it's not he hasn't asked me to. You're just throwing it out there. I mean I always do this and that's how we end up together. I mean it's Carlisle. This morning was like the one that he's your boyfriend. It's like that is your boys. Stop with this yeah, he definitely is. He is for sure. I mean, but he hasn't said it yet, and so I think that and he knows based uh, he knows that he has to be the one to ask me this time. So I guess I shouldn't be saying it. Maybe you should go to put where he becomes official. That's where her boy asked you to go out on the fifth holes like, let me help you with your stroke and also will you be my forever? And then you don't talk the rest of the day. You just tell you just hang out with your girlfriend because he realizes you're on athletic and that you're breeding. Did you never really like ask? I mean, did you full out ask? Yeah, I got I pretended to get on a knee on the beach in Florida. And that's not a fun joke apparently. Oh no, it's so annoying. You really did that and it was Christmas, Andrew, I'm Jewish? Oh that was what did she do? You really never talking to me about that? How did you do it? I don't understand, Like it was just like a joke. I wouldn't get fully on my knee. I was like trying to turn around and like I was pretending to get on. Oh my know, my whole family was. I know, it's funny, like they're filming. Chris and I always used to do photo photos where we would be um, like at a wedding where you have like a you know, like you a photo booth kind of thing. Yeah, and we would do a series where he we would be like like taking pictures and then the next one would be him being like getting down on one knee and me being like, oh my god, and then he find and then he comes up and he finds a nickel and he's like, yeah, it's just like be sad at a wedding. That's actually really good, I know, but a good way of getting like if you don't want to, if you have no friends that can take the photo, go to a photo booth. If you're gonna get engaged, you know what I mean, because you always want it like oh yeah, that's you know, we've talked about that before. What were you saying about your boyfriend before we got oh, oh, the guy that I'm like adorable it's a character on a show. Well, you're famous for liking a guy from Veep and he's this is the opposite of the guy from watching We're watching After Life. Have you seen After Life? It's so good, so much. We're watching there. I think we're on the second season now, but we've watched it all and like where his wife? Yeah, the second season is that where he goes a flashback he gives his life to a heroine. Oh you like his friend that lives in the garage. Oh no, no, no, yes, he's so cute. I don't know, I can't I got it. He's like, um, he's just like he's just struggling to be a good husband and like he's so sincere and he's sweet. He's he's his brother in law, you know, like and he's he's the boss. Let me let him up. How old is he? I have no idea. I mean I haven't like this isn't like a crush enough for me to like google him, but I am like, oh my god, like he's he's he's my first like celebrity crush or like not even like act crush, and for so long because it's just so sweet and sincere. His name is Tom Boston. Oh, Tom Boston. He kind of looks like an ugly gosling. No, I don't, yeah, kind of yeah, like like Goslin, Yeah, I get it together. I knew that guy could get it together. It's like Gosling's brother who became a professor. He's just a door. I think it's that just role he's in. And yeah, the role isn't a guy that's like a sexual dynamo. But like, um, he also seems like someone who would be like, um, who you could like teach, right, And I think that my quasi boyfriend exudes a lot of the same qualities as him as being like a good person in like trying to help people and like he's just like means well and like I think, I don't know, way cuter than that guy. Oh I know, I mean the guy. That guy's not it's not even the guy's looks so much as the guy is like person not ugly. I mean, look at him here. I mean that's a good horrible and he's like a good dad and he like he stands up for what's right and he's just um, yeah, I think I And it's I just have a slight crush on that character. I used to be obsessed with Jim from the Office when I was like, yeah, it's the same kind of thing. The Taylor Swift of crushes like, yeah, you're right, I mean, when will he get with It's always the struggling guy that girls are like, he would be the best boyfriend because he's trying so hard, But than like three months in he's like not cleaning up, you know, his own dishes, and he's like, I never loved him, but you know what I mean, Like we put so much on the guy that's struggling characters. I know, you know, And I think, are you talking about him in real life? Real life? Not a fan. I just think he's he's one of those guys that thinks he's funny but isn't. Was like terrible, he got like Jack, he tried to he's trying to do the uh the guy from what you mean called Parks and Rack. I want his character, oh to do that stupid Christian. He's hilarious, is actually hilarious, but his his Jesus stuff is really um and he was really nice. I met him once and hung out with him for like a whole afternoon and we can't remember. Um. Yeah, it's Galaxy's Galaxy Guardians. He's friends with the Raccoon. He's the really jack guy. Everyone knows who we're talking about? What's his name? Parks and Rah, Chris Pratt, Yeah, Pratt, Chris Pratt. What. My friend went to high school with him, and she said even then she knew he was going to be like a huge star. Yeah. People always friends, it's responsible. It's funny. They either know that they're going to be a big star or they never They never knew to be a killer. There's no one that's just like you can do. Yeah, I saw not but everything at the same time. Um, but talking about But it's the characters I fall in love with, because what made you have a crush on him? Though? Um? Who? Oh? And I loved Chris Pratt's character and parts and wreck, Oh my god, I was obsessed with him and are Plaza getting together? And then I lost interest in that show as soon as the couples get together. I'm out, Ross and Rachel, I'm out, it's your favorite Pam and uh, what's his name, Jim, I'm out your Queen of build and I don't I'm not interested. After the when the crushes revealed hottest thing ever afterwards, I don't care. Like they're together, what's what's what's to watch here? What's to tune in for musty TV. I don't really want to go see them go to couples therapy, like that's not fun. Yeah, No, even that that conversations of a marriage? What was that scenes of a going will they won't they? That was just like won't they won't they won't they show? I gotta get back to it, though, because I do want to inject a little bit more realism into my TV watching in terms of like relationships, because I just think that I'm mom com, like my life is a rom com, and as soon as it gets stable, I try to destabilize it so that I'm pining and that I'm chasing someone or someone's chasing me, or like it's will we won't we? Or it's like secretive or I just love the I love a crush, you love a montage of the guy running through the streets to come find you, and then once he gets there, you're like it's never really no, no no, we embrace and we're in the rain. Yeah, And then I'm just like in the same way. I mean, I think partly because like I didn't see it in my parents, so like where did I see it? Is on TV? You know, that's where so especially our generation, there was so many movies where the guy was just like will they won't they, and he's going to do everything he can to get to her. Once they're together, they finally found did you have characters? Though? Did you like crushes on characters? And then you look up the actor and you're like, no things, you hung out and act with My very first character crush in Hawaii, Woody Harrelson never got movie indecent proposal. That's kind of the same guy that I have a crush on in This Afterlife, kind of like the cock. Yeah, like he's just so in love with her. And I was a kid, right, so I didn't even understand the whole one night thing in indecent proposals what that meant. I was just like, it's one night, what's the big deal? Play scrabble and talk and go to dinner and fight some track. Yeah, just want to tell them to dance with her? Yeah, Like, what's the big deal? I really did not get that they were having sex. It wasn't just one night when in a helicopter and a guy in a tuxedo with a billion dollars, Like it is just one night, but that's like night. Yeah, yeah, you can't compete with that. Don't ruin it for me. I forget how that movie ends, and I'm just think she goes to the kilser um. What do he is? That's a good character crush he was, so he's like, I don't know, for some reason, guys can think he's hot too, because it's still mainly to think he's hot. Like there's certain guys where like guys are like, yeah, he's fucking hot because you want to be him. Yes, remember when I finally got to they finally win the money and I don't watch where, I don't care anything. I wasn't allowed to watch it when I was a little kid because my parents had boundaries. We bought it on the VHS tape Britain and like my eight year old handwriting in decent eight year old hand, I gotta do. I did too, I write like I'm like seven and dyslexic. Did you have a character crush Dawson? I mean just just just Pascy. I was more pasty boy him in real life. Oh god damn it. Yeah no, I mean boring Chip Kelly Powski obviously obviously Jack Morris. Remember guys had her on the U up so you met your crush. I never met her. I wasn't there that day, but I do remember, like, like I'm trying to think who else I met a lot of my crushes? Actually, Zach Morris holds up, what a nice guy, but he's not nearly as hot as he was, right, I mean he's like, no, he's hot still, yeah, he's still just that. Like it's the friendliness and like the I like his voice. Everything just melded together for me. And so when it came back around, I mean, he's older, but he's not he's not. None of these people are their characters. They're all actors, and actors are not like and then you found out she was like fucking like the drummer from like Tommy Lee, and you're like, who is she ever? Really that nice girl? Like well, she was just hot and like not innocent, but just you put that on her because she's so perfect looking. So then you're like, how could she like this drummer like a Pam Anderson guy. Of course, I mean it's so funny Tommy Lee all these ways. Did you have any select or like character crushes? Um. I used to watch a lot of like like family sitcoms, like step by Step or I love step by Stepanga topanga. Yeah, so like the step by step the older brother. He was like a jock. Oh yeah, he was like a dumb like a trailer in There was always in the yard. You like it's so funny. Yeah, boner was he passed away? Yeah, his name was m Schneider. Fuck what is his last name? I forget his name? God, damn it. I feel bad. I used to like know him. He was U. He was a producer on Never Not Funny. He's Jimmy Hardos brother in law. Um he is great. Oh my god, I used to love him on that show. I'm sorry, I forget his name. Is just boding me right now? Know what about the guys? Forty seven is what he called it? Andrew Kinnick, Sorry, isn't it? I was too young for I've met all of those guys really hide or whatever. No random places that Luke Perry I met r I P before he died. Oh yeah he died. He passed away and he was actually in Manhattan Beach, like I know. I'm just sorry. Sorry for the spoiler. Yeah, I don't don't ruin a decent but did he die at the end of indecent proposals is how we went out from. If you remember for anything, during the college years, Kelly and Donna lived in this house on the beach and they said it was Malibu, but it was really in Manhattan Beach or like Hermosa Beach, one of those. And I was down there in the four of the July and Luke Perry was like hanging out on the side of this house like he was just like waiting to be recognized like me. And everyone asked, We're like, oh my god, can we take a picture with you? And he was like yeah, like he had just been standing out there doing it all day. Oh yeah, can we can you bring that photo up on my phone? This is a printed photo, So Jason Priestley I met at the gas station that was on Fairfax and Sunset. If anybody if you know what you love it, you love it. You know. I've seen many celebrities at this gas station. But the celebrities do based on us weekly. I do know that they pumpcast just like us. There's no celebrity ga. They gotta go the first seven dollars they get. In the rest of it, what do they do? They just look at it and he fills up. They get from the pump, just like, so wait, so what did you do with Priestly? Did you go? Okay? So Priestly try to do like a bit because again had a friend in town and I was like, oh my god, can we take a picture of you? And he was like yeah. I was like, can you take a picture. That's what I said, and he said yeah, you're too good together and he like and I was like, no, we want you in it. And it was this was back in the days of like, uh, like a disposable camera and we went to take it and it was out of it, yes, and it was just and he goes, nice try and then handed it to me and said nice try, Like I knew and I really thought there was one. Oh he thought you were getting punk. You punked him? Yeah, I don't know. I would say I was more of a Dylan. I mean he I thought he was hotter than Jason Priestley and never watched. I was too young. I was just on the cusp one more, just around this out. I met ian Zi one time at Action Park and by the way, I think it's iron It's yeah. But anyway, he came to uh super Nova comedy where I work and saw a show and did you get a picture? Nor? I was like working and I was busy, but uh he came with my friend and she was like, who is visiting a Do you know she's local? And she was like do you know I love you know Iron? And I was like, uh yeah, like Hi, I've known you from my whole life Ian Legend. Yeah, oh yeah, that's right. We gotta get a break. We have more celebrity sidings coming up right after this and coming welcome back to the show. Um, we're talking about seeing celebrities. We just get I just want to say that. Um, I thought of Sharknado when she talked about Ian Iron Zero and I just read this thing about terror read Oh my god, I have a good terror read story really well, not that good, but just saw anyways, go ahead, is it? What did you What was she doing in Croatia? This was in the remember when she had like about four months where everyone was like completely phitting on her because she was too much of a party animal for fourteen years. Yeah that's the article I read. Yeah. No, it came out one time and everyone was like so mean and she got a botched liposuction, so she had all these weird rivets on her stomach and she just had bad plastic surgery, and people attacked her for it. Merciless like she never did anything wrong. She was like I always show I always showed up on time for things. I never was like a party animal who got too drunk and like got a d U. I I never got arrested. I never did any I never passed out anywhere. And yet she was the face of all of this like bad different girls because her tip fell out on the red carpet one time, because her role in American Pie. She was the good girl who was losing her virginity. And then it's like it's almost like the Donald Trump thing of like if you're always an asshole, no one cares. But if you go from this character of being perfect to this Lindsey Lohan, like oh, we thought you were this, but Lindsey Lohan was like addicted to drugs. Yeah, remember I think, I mean no, she I mean she was probably party. But the thing is she got that show on E that was like that's where I saw and she said that did not help because I was over there when they were making me into this party girl, and I'm not like I I partied like the most people did in that time, like not not more, not less, And she was just like I saw her at Union Station in St. Louis. They were doing, um, the search for the VJ remember, and of course it was the second year. It was when Dave Holmes was in the run Jesse Camp, Jesse Camp Man. He lost to Jesse Camp, who was probably camping under bridge right now. That would be a good Halloween costume for you, Jesse Camp would be a great such a throwback, dude. That was such a fun time and MTV where a normal person. Yeah, before ridiculousness all the time, but it used to be so cool. They would if you're a young person, they would search for a VJ, which was like the coveted spot on MTV, which was like you were one of like the hosts of MTV and there were like five of them at a time, and they would look for a regular person that plucked out of obscurity, no professional uh you know, someone that had never been on TV. And you'd apply and they'd send in tapes. It was kind of like the real world, and they'd make you a VJ and it was like the Hunt and they would do this competition. It was so freaking fun. And Dave Holmes, who you probably know from everything, Um, he was the runner up in Jesse Camp one. But I went to the where they were doing the search in St. Louis because my dad was worked in cable and so he got his like into this show. And I saw Carson Daley there and he was dating terror Read at the time, and they were making out, remember off stage, like in front of everyone. Wait, why didn't you try to be the DJ from that was in high school? Still you could have been plucked from obscurity. No, I was not, like, I was not someone I didn't know anything about music, and it was to me that was like Kurt Loder should be. To me, that was like for an older person. There was that other guy on MTV where like MTV was like the young channel, like that was like the hip and then the older VJ guys. I remember the one he was like losing his hair and he kept combing every year he had to comba his hair more forward. I forget, I forget. There's a bald one for sure. That was just like the rock and roll What was his name, I don't know. If it's the guy that Andrews talking about. But the bald one is Matt Penfield. Oh yeah, him to look like a bowling pin and have your name be Matt Penfield. It was a stage name. I just watched the best documentary. Is he Serio Stej by the way, Yeah he does, like I think he works for like a Los Angeles radio station or something. Yeah, they're all still like working. Kennedy seen the documentary on HBO Max about Woodstock and it's talking about how it was the clash of like whenever MTV became before the young people, like all of a sudden, it was Britney Spears and Battree Boys, but at the exact same time you had like Corn and Limb Biscuit and it was kind of like a battle for who was going to take over MTV. And that's why wood Stock like at some point the MTV VJs just had to be like bust out because people were throwing trash at them and being like you Like they had this hilarious shot of Carson Daily trying to cover Woodstock and he was just like, okay, we're here at Woodstock, and like all the Corn fans were throwing like trash at him and then they ended up just burning it down. No original firefast Noah started it? Did you go Noah? No? I was. I think I was too young for that. The other night, we were trying to look for a documentary to watch. Carlo and I have different tastes and TV for sure, we really we We ended up watching Afterlife and we both love it. But we started out I was trying to watch Icarus. Have you seen that? Yeah, we were talking about Okay, I don't still don't know what that is. Do you watch Yellow Jackets? No, it's too suspenseful. I don't need to be suspended. I watched two episodes last night. It's a lot. It's a lot, right, Yeah, it's fun. It's a lot. Is it funny? There's some comical parts to it because it's so a lot, if that makes sense? Are there yellow? Do they wear there? That's the soccer team? I know, but like, are they're like sports? Where is it like black and yellow? Black and yellow might be blue and yellow for some reason? Is it like is a part of it though, like they all wear their like jackets? No, they just start out as a soccer team then and then you know, the plane crashes. So why yellow jackets of okay, okay, and that's what they have to eat. They eat bees to say alive, no, but bees. It reminded me of that's the spinoff man. The drummer quit bit by bees and he went into a side project. I read about that, Yeah, I know, and he died at with sto of burning trash choke on Carson Daily sideburns. Remember sideburns were so big that brand tips tips were big. Yeah, I did. He put out the fires with his frosted that's invented. Wait, okay, I just have to say there was this plane crash um kind of when we were traveling, me and a meal. I was showing you guys because the meals uh interested in morbidity as well, Like he's a nine eleven head, but he likes to look at like this, the sadness of it and like how insane it was. And like whenever I see like some footage of like there's a woman in the they just discovered this really scary thing, or like someone on the phone like crying, I always send it to him to be like, isn't this funked up? So when we were traveling, there was this plane crash of this um famous I think Brazilian singer pop star, and they showed her plane record. Um, I forget her name. It's sad that I forget her name. But she's really really, I mean, had millions and millions of followers, and she had put out this Instagram story right before she crashed of her walking on the plane and being like, oh, I'm on a diet and like I have to eat like this now. And she's like on the plane eating and she has this black and white checker jumpsuit. Like the whole thing that she's wearing it's very you know, a discernible fabric. And then they show the plane wreckage and you can't see bodies, but you can see the checker jumpsuit like within the rubble, like you can just see. Immediately, I go, that's cute. Yeah, want to the original one. They were like, it's kind of bloodstained and has fragments of bone and get it out plane blood stained performed. Wait so then yeah, so you saw this. So I said to myself, Okay, I never want to be discernible in a plane wreck, like if I ever die so on planes, I never want to wear something that is like so vividly bright. You wear gray leather, now, Loo, that's where I always wear. Um, right to think of, like, yeah, maroon canvas to look like a suitcase. Um, why do you want to? Because I don't want people because I look at this wreckage like I look at car cry. I don't know why I'm more, but I just like seeing the aftermath when it's like, oh my god, it's like a person kind of exploded. I know that's gross, and I don't really want to see them. I don't want to see it happened. I want to see the aftermath. I don't know why. It just well, it's like the show, which I'm surprised I hated that because I don't want to see. We don't want to talk about what that's about anyway, even though the opening scene is literally what the thing? I'm avoiding people, but people just gotta watch. That's so when we were boarding the plane, a Meal was wearing the same kind of checkered like hounds tooth black and white like remember that jacket he had, and I was like, dude, you've got to take that off because of what ifs, And so we put it in the above and so now it's like a new ritual for me. If I'm wearing something discernible, I have to put it away from me. And then I convinced myself the plane won't crash, and I never take a picture of myself flying private, like where I'm like posing in front of the plane, because that's always can be used against me, to be like she thought she was so cool and then she Yeah, it doesn't look good to brag about the thing that killed you, for sure. You know when someone's like, oh, like they're doing shots and then they get they get into a car crash where they kill someone, and you're like, well, that's a different thing. You could die in so many ways. It's like you should never take a photo again. You know. It's like, oh, it's always you died before doing this, you know, Like, yeah, it's like that Mitch Hedburgh joke where he's like when people say, like, this is a picture of me when I was young. Every picture this is a this is a picture of me. Every picture of you is an old picture of you. I mean, Mitch Heedburg, it's so fun to just read his quotes. We gotta get to the news, but if you want to have a fun little day, just um read his jokes, pull up like a Mitch Hedburg quotes web page and just read it's so fun. All right, what you gotta enters? You haven't heard it here second, I'll tell you that this is the first time you're gonna hear it. There's no way in hell you heard it anywhere else. I have all the sweats out there. It is Wednesday, so you all know what that means. It is researches, research, research, Is that the chair the chair, or it's a great excuse for no one will ever know. Yeah, this chair smells. Research finds that watching twenty four point five hours of TV a week or three point five hours a day can increase your risk of developing dementia. Team concluded that watching television itself may not be damaging to the brain. Instead, a high amount of hours spend in front of a TV creates long periods of s sententary behavior that passively distracts the brain and prevent people from engaging in other stimulating activities. Yeah, our phone is going to find watching the TV. What if you're watching the TV on your phone? Oh, that's a good point. I don't I don't even get close to three and a half hours on our phone. I feel like I'm reading on my phone. I'm actually like I'm I'm constantly reading on my phone if I'm a dance No, I don't go on Instagram ever to just like scroll. I probably look at six things and then I just post like it's rare or we're supposed to do post and get out of there. That's the healthy way. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like three and a half hours, especially during COVID, everyone's gonna have dementia. Yeah, I mean read it is where I spend most of my time, and that is a little bit of doom scrolling of just like it's endless and I can't get out of it. Sometimes where I'm like, oh, this is like TikTok, but it's always before bed and so my sleep interrupts it. But they're TikTok. When people are on it during the day, you can just keep going because you're still awake. But I do feel like you could have a different kind of reading, Like there's there's numb reading to like like watching a reality show first, watching like something that you're actually interested in, as opposed to reading read it, which is just like kind of like a well I read it I get actual information, and it's like I feel like Reddit to me, and I don't know that it's like this way for everyone. Yes, they're dumb pictures and there's dumb memes and stuff, but I actually like it because it's informative and it like reading, you know when they say you should read fiction because you get to like experience someone else's life and like inside someone's brain. And I think a lot of Reddit as people like commenting about their lives and like sharing their experiences, and so I get to I feel like I learned a lot. But every baby, like a woman that like watch soaps like during the day, they're all gonna have dementia. Then, like plenty of people have watched that much television that is from that generation, so scared of dementia. But it's going to get us all because we're living so much longer. Not if you do puzzles. Puzzles, you guys say, that's what hell they say, But I feel like that's been disproven that puzzles. You heard that on the Tender Bar the other night, and that was from the seventies scene. That's like, this is where I get all my news from. Um No, there's this new game called wordle It's so freaking fun and um there's only one a day and this guy like made it for his wife. It's not an app either. You go to just google wordle, um you'll see it's a word game. But it's really fun and you can only do one puzzle a day puzzle. And I also do crossword puzzles and that that's mindless too, by the way. I mean, it makes you feel smart, like oh, and you're thinking of words, you're you know, analyzing things. But man, I used to be addicted to crossrood puzzles and play for three hours a day and that, and I wasn't accomplishing anything. I wasn't really a hard one. No, I've gotten through this, I've done the Saturday, I've gotten Monday through Saturday. But I'm right now I'm so you lose it, you know. But when I was doing three hours a day, I got to the Saturday and I felt accomplished and then um no, right now, I can probably get through Wednesday. But that's that would be if you would feel like you would on you have a limited amount of words though, like that just because you're doing it enough. There are so many words dude, so many I'm so bad at those times about knowing words. It's about knowing how crossword puzzles can trick you, like how it's it's knowing the crossword ease. You know what I'm good at finding the word inside letters. That is the dumbest word searches. Those are so those are wonder if that's going to help you with Oh yeah, I don't understand when there are sees was in a cross word, but it wasn't a crossword. The Glazer, the famous Glazer comedian, Famous Glazer, Yeah Glazer of stand up comedy, trying to thank you. Else it could have been a Lana, but it was s e Er, not z or John Glazer, but it was you know, five five letters. Know the K is matched up with something else the other? Okay, alright. About forty four percent of couples say sharing a bed made them question their relationship. Are you afraid of moving in with someone because you have to share a bed all the time? No? I like going to sleep next to someone, no matter who it is. Anything. No. Actually, Kirsten staying here was awesome, and I like sharing a bed with her. Um, you know, I enjoy both. But I think that having a king size bed would yes, negate that I think the queen size bed is too small for two people. You're gonna end up touching way too small bed, literally, like I've never had that much space, even in my own bed. When you were in your queen bed, did you sleep in the middle or did you say to the side side. I only use a twin size bed chunk of my bed. And I like sleeping in a little bed by myself. Is that weird? Like I really enjoy it. Well, I like sleeping in a little coach seat in the back of a plane. That's like my best sleep sometimes too, So I get it um um because it reminds you of the one that dad when I go home, I have a freaking twin bed. That's what they got for me. I think it's you associated with being home. Yes, and I made a kid because I roll off like I don't know what's happening. But in my queen bed with my boyfriend, I still sleeping like the crack in between the wall and trying to roll off from there too, but the wall stop. You could talk. Well, she grew up without walls. She grew up in a twin bed inside of Ford. You just put her last name to that. He got her name. Her mom looked, she got her last name. They pick they picked their last names out in the South. Yeah, they pick it out by looking at things. That's Dave Tree, Jim Bush. You see it at a beer la beer came, what's your daddy? A beer can? About got sex in the king's size bed? And like, is it less often because it's all the way across and is there cuddling that happens in the king's eye bed? Like what is it great for a relationship? Do you recommend it? Do you have a big kitting size comforter? Uh, we do have a big We got all the big things. We got big. You know, kings have their own pillows. I learned that that seems stupid. It has to cover the whole thing if you're making a bed exactly, because it looks weird if it's three with one coming off the side. So anyways, yeah, it makes cuddling a choice. So then therefore it's like more romantic or like it means more because you have to travel of size beds don't like make you cuddle though, I know, but but I know you have to buy like a ticket to get over it. Hasten. Yeah, you gotta get a europath path path train. Um see dead people. I don't know why. Okay, So and if you're going to fight, a quick king sized bed is great because it can create like you don't have to touch the person and can your bed will you feel the other person move? No, not on this bed. It's unbelieving, like you really you're just in your own world. Um, but I do think, yeah, I think it can cause you not to cuddle and cause you to like almost feel like are we even dating because I didn't even touch you last night at all? Uh sex. Um, I do think it probably does hinder like you have to like instigate more. So maybe there's more pressure to meet like meet up. You text her it was like, hey, you want to meet the of the dinner on a long table. Yeah, be like you gotta play telephone just to funk your girlfriend? Will you tell my girlfriend? I want to to the queen pillow? The bed bug has to travel across ag that's what bug are. I just give her a cup. I give her a cup with a long string. I'm like, hey, I want to go down on you. She's like, what you want to put in there is less stress though if you have to get up in the middle of the night, so then you don't feel like you're gonna wake them. That's another great thing. And you could be on your phone and you can be clearly five ft away from them, and like also social distancing. You don't give them COVID or herpes, you know, no, but no, but like being on your phone, which I think causes a ton of stress for me. We've talked about this before about if someone's sleeping, it's two in the morning, you can't sleep, what do you do? What do you do when you can't sleep? And it's go on my phone because their eyes are closed, but you don't think the light is gonna do Yeah, I put it dim and I put my headphones on if I need to listen to something. It's never an issue really, And I'm not swiping like on my phone. I'm not like like shaking the bet. It's just like you would never be able to tell. That's a good point. I think you feel constantly guilty about being on your phone, like like you're doing something the faious. But why would you wake them if you just get your phone and go like this, I don't know. Also watching TV? Do you put the TV on? That's another TV in my butt room? But do you carlin, No, I cannot sleep with any noise. I have to have a white noise on, so that would totally bug me. But if you wake up in the middle of night, you're never stressed that you're gonna wake up your partner. There's not I have to literally jump over him to go to the bathroom. Why don't you pull your bed away from the wall so you could get up? Does she wake up really easily? Is that the thing? No, well not really. She just has to wake up earlier than me, And I think that's another stress. Yeah. I just I'd never worry about people waking me up because I can get right back to sleep if I'm tired, and and if and Chris, like he is, sleeps so heavy, and if he does wake up, he's just like and he just like leans over and puts his face out and we just like kiss and then he just goes back to sleep. That's really cute. They'll just like wake up and oh, and I'm just like, it's so cute some kind of purposely wake up up. Yeah, that's what I got to say. I love you. It's the first time. God, he's so cute when he's asleep and when he's like waking up, he's just like a little little baby. I just love, like a sleepy boy who's just like, oh, like I'm a little like they're kind of like puffy and they're like baby, I love it. Their hair is like just like a little bit disheveled, and they're just they're just so vulnerable, just like oh, and they're kind of like I don't know, it's like you like when they're sick. It's this, Yeah, they're vulnerable, and they're just sweet. They're so sweet. They're like little babies. Um, okay, do you have another news story or do we gotta go to break see? Oh yeah, let's got a break and then let's come back with why Do I Care? And I'll share my own headlines. All right, we're back from break and um we're gonna do Why do I Care? Why do I care? Well? I care because this is about me. Um My sister sent me this. A lot of people have asked about this as well. Um a lot of fans. Someone just sent into the show something about this. Um My sister caught it. I guess, she said some. I don't know where she was, but is this her house? Oh yeah, it is her house. Okay, So this is on Bravo on Watch What Happens Live. Carl Radkey from Summer House was playing the game with Andy Cohen where it's like you tell the truth or a lie and then Andy has to guess whether it's a liar truth and this is Carl's. Carl was once a game on My Navy. Schumer during her sending at a comedy show Flood Razor, and she gave him her number of the show. Okay, now, Amy is a huge Crabo fan. Um then told us how can I say it's true? I haven't heard the story and say it's false? Okay Glazer he hits him on the head because it's actually Dicky Glazer and hit him on the head. Yeah. So he says that Amy Schumer wants hit on me at a charity show and gave me her number, and then um, they all say false and it was false, and he goes it was false. It was Nicky Glazer and I was like, no, I didn't I met Carl at that some show. You were there? It was the show where they brought on an f boy, right, Yes, it was what's her name show? Yes, and um, what's her name Mary, Mary Beth Brown, Beth Brown, Yes, Um, it was that her show. And they brought an f boy. He was the f boy of the show. And it was like, yeah, funck Boy Revival or something, that's the name of it. And I did a stand upset and I saw him backstage. He's very handsome, very tall, and I had no idea who he was. It was the first name met Hannah Burner too. I had no idea who she was, and um, I've never seen somewhere else. And he was just he he seemed excited, he knew who I was. He seemed excited to meet me. He was like really smiling and nice and like focused on talking to me and like like he was just I was just like, who is this handsome guy was like, seems to be into me. I was thrilled by it. And then um, and then I saw him be the funk boy and I was kind of like mm hmm, but still was like he he just seemed to like I was like, I stand by it. He was charming and I but then I wrote to Carl and I go, I could not give you my note. I would never do. I remember when I give people my number, and he wrote back, Um what did he right back to me? He goes, I said you Carl, Carl Rodky Okay, I said, I didn't give you my number. If I did, you asked for it, he said, L O L. I asked you to autograph the set list, and then I wrote on the set list my number. So I did. And that does seem like a move I would make. So I didn't remember it, but um, yeah, I think he texted me. That's why we have each other's numbers. I think, Um, he never like asked me out or anything. But um, thank god, because I soon realized he's you know, he drank a lot and I was at a point in my life where I didn't drink. It's both true, like you did give him your number, but the circumstances are like he asked for your autograph. Wasn't hitting on him? I was. He was the one that came up to me. And if I don't know, I'm flattered if someone thinks I was hitting on him. I'm usually terrible at that. But it was nice to get my name dropped on Bravo, even though it was me being desperate for Carl Rady, who was now dating Lindsay from Summer House, which, good luck to them. That'll last until that, you know, the season, next season when they need a story point. Yeah, when the house turned into a rehab they seem really good for Yeah, what did you say us an autumn autumn rehab house. Can't wait for autumn rehab house where actually Kyle dates Carl They're going to run out of Hannah was the best thing that ever happened, or in the long run, everything's meant to happen. Um, all right, Well it's Wednesday, so we're gonna play a wild card Wednesday game. Um, this is a game I invented. I think it's the it's the game. Maybe I invented I don't remember. Maybe someone asked me to sign a set list. I came up with it. I don't remember the exact origin. But it's a fun thing that you can do if you have an iPhone. I don't know if it's on Droid. And it's predictive. You used a predictive text and Carlile could not, for the life of her figure out how to do it. But what you do is so you pull up someone you would text for me, it will be noah, okay, and then you type in hey all right, and then you there's three boxes of predictive text underneath that, right, and then you just start blindly pressing the three of them any in any order you want. It is fun. I mean, this one is not good. No, no, mine's not good. Hold on and then you see what your phone thinks you talk like, and mine is like I play this so much the other night that it kind of got fucked up. Um, so I just wanted to start over on this one. So I'm gonna start with hay, and then I'm just gonna blindly Yeah, this phone knows that I don't know a lot of words like my phone all right, So I just did it. It It goes hey day, thank you good This is gonna be sent to you. We'll just send it to me and I'll read it and then noeh, we'll have to read this. Okay. So this is this is Andrew's phone, and this is really fun to play with your friends because it sounds like a bought you hey day. Thank goodness, thank you, thank you sweet for pying me to thank you for ping thank you, thank you, sweet buddy. I love you. Thank you, buddy, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for bringing me up. Thank goodness for me your heart, thank me all. He's a very grateful guy. Okay, these are some of Carlyle's hey day j J. Can I do not that to be able with my family to get my laugh done with the holiday, so I'm not getting ready for the next day. And I'm so grateful to be able to love and to do tonight. What please. Yesterday was the day before the day of my family life and my laugh is getting better now. But I'm getting back into the back of my family life now, getting in the worst day in life, and I can get it, to do it now. And then I wrote memoir. It really captures an essence of you and it changes for each person you would text. And then I wrote back to her, Hey, I got back in about a week and I can do it tomorrow if I get back in the back next day. And then I have a call. Thanks so much, thank me, thank love you, thank you for your support for me. Thank you so sweet you please please thank me so grateful. I have a family Mary, Thanksgiving, holidays, love love, thank love for all my life you have so grateful too, so grateful to be grateful to have my life with family and family. Christmas life is getting back to me. It's grateful to have life, Christmas life. I do feel like say thank you a lot. They have grateful in there. I don't know if it's they're recent because it's all about Christmas and thanks getting what you read what I just wrote to you. Okay, yes, hey, babe, I just got off the drive through the door, so sorry, babe, Babe, I don't have time for tomorrow to drive back home. I can get her ride home the house and what why l drive back by then I'll drive back home the house tomorrow. Thanks. Thank you for sending. I mean that is just what it's out like a bot. Yeah, I mean it's it's it's definitely like sometimes it's fun to actually pick added a three. Then it's a little bit more. I do that at the beginning and then I go crazy. So I'm gonna write dad to my dad. Dad Dad said, is yes? Oh no, it said babe to my dad. Fuck. Dad said yes, I guess I think I don't want you to l O L. I thank you so much, babe. I think you're doing it right now with me, and you have to have a good job, and I guess I think I can have you back to work with me and you have them reason man, So can I ask a question real quick? Is it racist for someone to do an impression of anime cartoons if they're a white person? Yeah, like any anime, well, anime is generally like, let's say Japanese anime in jet like doing an impression of what Japanese sounds like to an American, to an English speaking person is a white person festival for that called comic com Okay, not dressing up like it, doing the doing the voices of anime from someone who doesn't speak Japanese and kind of like, you know, freestyling Japanese. I don't think so, however, I'm not for some reason, I don't know why. I played this thing last night. My friend did, and it does an impression of anime and it's so funny. And I can't share it with the world because Carlisle and Chris were like, you'll get canceled because you now I can talk about it that there's a video. It's like the fucking Apprentice tapes of Trump. Apparently there's somewhere where he like, he's not getting canceled because it's apparently there might I might have a recording of my friend doing in a perfect hilarious impression of anime. It is unreal how good it is. And I can never share it with anyone because I might get canceled, And I think, and the thing is, I said, if I don't share it because I'm like Japanese people, I don't want this can only be for my white friends. How racist is that I want to share it with the world and they don't talk. Anime people do not talk differently. I'm not making fun of Japanese people. I'm making fun of. It's not even making fun of it's just what it sounds. And if the anime was Italian, we could do that all day long. Nor would care. Right, Well, there's this guy that this is really fascinating and it kind of brings me to what I was talking about, um man who does gibberish of different languages. Let me just pull this up because this is pretty awesome. Like if someone did a Jewish cartoon, I wouldn't give a ship like at all. So this is a guy, So this is pretty good, and this is good for audio. So here we go. This is a guy that I saw on like, um, you know Instagram or something. This is what languages sounds like to foreigners. What English sounds like to non English speakers? Do celia, GiB conger, there's a terry Govan lots does decide the older guard yaps here and like, but it's next you taste ten for Labster. Were Spaniel sounds like to non Spanish speakers? That no, yeah, we Arabic sounds like to non Arabic speakers moving a little bits them that I had head? Were British people sound like to none English speakers? Sample I have a shot different? Yeah, I learned to Sandy Bridge, they well done your hand forsakites entirely the ton of chorus and the perry thanks to the disket on holiday. Old Smith said it did set them up front. The sona through lid and bra oh, love and trick died through lot for the nansbre What French sounds like to non French speakers? The three points on German sounds like to non German speakers. Finish nine and a stolen slute, bunk a log and paper I learned which Sapa even folds, and it sounds like to none and the speakers jazz voices. He is amazing what Italian sounds like non Italian speakers. Sandelino Bisami mom plastic pink to you know, fast said with Spain, Spanish sounds like to non Spanish people. Sets just look at I mean, it goes on and on. He here we go, here we go. That's what happy sounds like the non Japanese speakers, I know, sounds like to non Portuguese. Okay, now, Carlyle and Chris said that guy is Spanish, so he's allowed to do it. I just some kind of ethnicity sense. I get it. I get it that white people have privileged and so we're not supposed to. But if if you are sounding like the way something sounds, when is it an impression and when is it a racial mocking? I guess if someone's offended, I would like to know. But I just I don't think Japanese people would be offended by someone doing a fake anime. That's what we gotta do. We have to you read this all the time in comments, people go, well, look at three white people talking about what a Japanese person would feel. We just got to call our Japanese friend and say, hey, is this right? But then context, like the context of that video, he's just highlighting all the different linguistic things with Okay, I get that. That's why it's not racist, and no one's calling that. Maybe one or two people might, but I didn't see any comments like that, and I read through the comments. I'm wondering if I if I were to play my white friend doing an impression of what it sounds like when she walks in and her boyfriend is watching anime and what she hears, and it's so funny. But I can't play it for people because it would be I think it's only raised when we're like talking about it this much. That's I don't think I take on it. I think you should play, but I think that, well, I I don't want to because I don't want to get cancel don't say who the friend is. Well, I don't. I could get canceled just by playing it because it's it's my audience. Before we even did this, I thought about doing that, but that's a lie and I don't lie. No, I know, I know I'm interesting context of it. I think it becomes a problem. It's about anime. It's not about it's about the style of anime more than it is about the actual Japanese language. I'll play it for us and then we'll see you take it out. How specific it is. It's just too you know what I mean, Like like if you're going like Hara, here we go. Sup. That was great? That was not racist at all because it's specific. I think at some point she does like like she did like a African Yeah, I don't know what she was doing that one tribe in the middle of it was someone knocking on the door. And that My thing is that it's specific. So like I have a joke where I make fun of one gay guy and I do his voice, and I'm not like, hey, you know, like when you generalize it, then it starts becoming more racist because then you're putting everyone in the same box of the Asian. So if you're doing like, oh I eat race, you know that that kind of ship, that's racist. That's not racist to me. And I think I would say if we called any Japanese, but they would not think that's a specific thing. It was just making fun of how in Japanese stuff that there's always like a little girl and like an old man and there and then she's always making her voice it's high and I guess she could do it in English, but it just wouldn't be maybe as funny because to someone who doesn't speak Japanese, that's what it sounds like. But I think it's just and it is like talent to be a language, like not mark a language, but do a language like that guy did, like do gibberish of a language that sounds real, But it's years of white people fake Armini making fun of Asians like with and not seeing them as human like the same way as like you know, let's say you know, even if it is specific, it might be a probably like if someone did black face and then they're like, no, I just did Michael Jordan, Like I'm doing Michael Jordan's I'm not doing all. But because of the history of it, it doesn't matter if you're just doing a one person. So it depends on the history of it too, Like we don't have a history of like yes, I get that. Also, like you know, we dropped a bomb on hers, like like there's history of us like actually killing Asian people, so like that's why like if if if we dropped a bomb on Italy and then hate stuff going on constantly, And that's that. Like that, but that means said, I think they have a sense of humor and be able to laugh at it, laugh at that wonder like I hate when we like think like, oh, they couldn't have a sense of humor about Like, I think that's fucked up too. It's like they couldn't handle the jokes because Asian people will probably make fun of anime. Yeah, they probably make fun of how well. They definitely make fun of how I talk everybody. Yeah, I can see an Asian person meaning I grew up in the force. I'm going to name myself. So this is Conan talking fake Armenian to another Armenian person. Yes, but that but that changes the context too because he's talking to an Armenian person. It's kind of like with Curb your Enthusiasm. Larry did a whole episode on him saying the Japanese final thought. That's what I kind of like about curb is that it addresses the thing that could get you canceled. But it's like, wait, can we ask why this would give me? Like he like goes into it, He runs into the thing that everyone's like not talking about I feel really dirty when I have a tape that I'm like playing for my white friends and I go, oh, I want to play this on my podcast and they go, no, no, no, you can't. That's just for that's just for us whitey's. It's like, well, this feels like some kind of that feels wrong to have this thing that I'm not allowed to share. But if I see what you're saying, if it were to put something out there that would make would justifies people's blind hatred towards a sub another uh sub not sub but like another people, then yeah, like it wouldn't be good. But I don't think that's what that was doing. It was just like it just sounded like the thing it was not that. Yeah, that is I could say, but it was just gibberish and you were just making fun of your doing a fake What about what that guy doing? What about a white person that grows up in Japan and has and speaks Japanese, Like like, there's what do you mean? He'll have a Japanese accent and what he's not doing gibberish Japanese, which is like kind of making it seem like it's just this goofy sounding language like we're I think that Japanese people if if some people do muck Japanese and you and do the voice like oh, it always sounds like you know, you've heard of certain languages always sounds like they're screaming. I'm not thinking about Japanese, but like certain languages, you know, um it always why are they always screaming or whatever? And it's like because that's just what it sounds like to us because we only because I speak one, I'm realizing that it's me being ignorant because I don't know this language. So are you? Just I don't like the idea of never addressing something because it's going to possibly offend someone. It's better be like, hey, does this is a thing I've noticed? Can we talk about it? And I just don't like this world of like I can only say this in in a safe space because I otherwise then that to me is racist if you're hiding in this safe spaces somehow racists because you know, there are people that say the N word in private and then they are the outside that world. They they never they never say it. Does that make it right? Because they never You should never say it ever, and if you yeah, or just be honest with yourself and then we can address it. Because if you take the things you do out in private out in public, that's where people can correct it and be like, here's why that's offensive. So I guess that's kind of what I'm asking is um explained to me why that is offensive, and I can see why it could be. Yeah, I just think like with Curb and how he does it, he does it in a way though that like it's almost like a cheak code to then have laughter from racism or anti semitism with having the guys of being like, oh no, I'm just I'm joking about it. But he almost buffers it in a way that makes it safer for him to make that joke, which is fine, and I think it makes it more palatable and able to have a discussion rather than dude, most people could just handle the joke without it having to be like spoon fed like politely, you know what I mean. I just don't like living in a world where we have to act like we're all the same, like it's my joke about like when you see a dog with wheels for legs, you can be like, oh, my god, what happened to it? But if you see a person with a wheelchair and a wheelchair, you have to be like, I don't see it, You're nothing's different about you. It's like, yes, there is. That doesn't mean you're a bad person. You speak Japanese and I don't know understand what it sounds like. But I don't think less of you because of that. But if there's a connotation that they are taking from that, or dumber people take from our talk about it like oh that makes them less, and then that's a problem if I'm like instigating that. But from where I'm coming from, I don't think I'm better or less than anyone ever ever, because but black people have a different skin tone than me. For me to not acknowledge that their skin is darker and act like, no, we're all the same color, I don't see color, that is to me stupid. But that's me talking as a white person where the color of my skin doesn't affect me from you know, in my day to day life, so obviously I don't. I'm I realize that I'm talking from a you know, an ignorant perspective, But I don't think the solution is acting like things aren't there, or that some things don't sound different or funny to me because they're different. And I think it is hilarious to hear what like white people said, or you know, not white people, but like English speaking you know, or yeah, like what English speaking people sound to people who don't speak English. I think it's funny. I think it's growing up because radiculous. I think it depends how you to what you said. It's like, how how do you grow up? How many actual like black people have you been around? How many Asian people have you actually been around? If you're just kind of going off generalization, but I haven't been around that many Japanese people. So am I not allow to have an opinion of someone who as someone who has not been around the Japanese culture in a real way, I'm not allowed to say that based on my lack of experience around Japanese culture, this is what it sounds like to me. Isn't that okay to say? Yeah? It should be? Yeah, I think so I'm just saying to that I'm acknowledging I don't know what I'm talking about. So as someone who doesn't know what they're talking about, this is what it sounds like to me. That doesn't mean I think I'm better than anyone. That's the thing. It's like, just because you don't, I can't help that. I haven't. I mean, I guess I can't help it. I could expose myself to more and I'll get on that. But then then, okay, if I'm spending time spending time around Japanese culture, I'm star spending time around Chinese culture, and so now I can't comment on Chinese culture because I haven't spend a lot time around them. Like you could have no opinion about something that you haven't experienced their experience. But what if you acknowledge that you have it, and you're coming at it as a dumb person, then can't you comment on things? I think you can. I'm just saying that these are to common arguments that like, you know, I'm not like I do get like I grew up like I didn't know that many Asian people. I remember being in New York and working at a place and this Asian guy came up and he had a either a Southern accent or like a New York accent, and I was just like, this is like, because you know, sometimes if it's just first generation. They actually almost they sound similar to their parents or they just don't have an accent at all, and I'm like, wow, this is new and like that just shows me how Like yeah, because you were dumb, dumb who thought that every Asian person should sound the same because you didn't have that much exposure. I know you can, but you can admit that you're dumb an't experienced it, but would say you don't have a right to say anything because you're dumb. And it's like, well that's stupid, because well, I don't know if it's so much dumb, it's just not being exposed. Well yeah, like ignorant, Yeah, whatever you want to call it. I am dumb, but I get what you're saying. I'm just I'm all I'm saying though, is like let's say the problem is is that take that person that's never heard of New York accent or like seeing Asian people outside of like as a as a group. Like you know some guy in Nebraska who then he talked, Oh they talked like ching chong, you know whatever. Fun that guy and that's the guy is not saying as someone who doesn't know anything, it all sounds like that, but then if you played the animazing, they all sound like that guy. And now we're also saying that another thing that Neska out with it might be racist. But if he hears it cloaked within all of this bullshit not bullshit, but like you know, the way we're examining it, maybe he will open his eyes to the fact that, oh he's dumb. So like if that is just a clip that's in a vacuum, that's like, this is what animal sounds like, maybe it could help him hate people that are different than him more. But I just don't think that the solution is not ever to talk about it. Talking about it because languages that aren't your own sound funny when they aren't your own, they just do whether it's English, whether it's hilarious, that's racist. And I were canceled towards people that have been an accident. I don't know many, but yes, no, I just I think what happens though, it's like when jokes like edgy jokes or whatever, where it's like, no, they know I'm joking, but then it just to the actual racist person, it just solidifies their point and that oh, this comic they don't understand the new that's why you have to couch it with trying to have an intellectual to gussion about the meaning of these things and where it actually comes from. I just I don't know, not someone whose anti woke culture. You know, I'll apologize for this if an offense someone I would like, I'm saying this because I would like people to inform me of whether or not it is wrong to have had this discussion played this if you couch your opinion about another culture that you have myopically because you're you acknowledge that you don't know what you're talking about, and you see a stereotype and you want to acknowledge, like, hey, it's come to my conclusion that most of the people that I see do this thing, and you couch it with. But I don't know what I'm talking about because I've never been to this country and I've never really been. Does that are you allowed to say that I don't know. It's like, I don't know what I'm talking. Yeah, I don't mean to be mean, I don't mean to be racist, but no, but I'm asking. I know, I'm just saying, that's what happens. Why sometimes stereotypes are sometimes white people don't know how to dance, you know what I mean, Like, sometimes stereotypes are right, white white stereotypes happen. I don't, Yeah, I don't, but I understand that you can make stereotypes about white people because white people haven't been persecuted in the way that other cultures have. So it's different to be like, I don't think it helps your point. Like I when people do that and then they're like, well, you can't be racist towards white people, but then they do the same thing. They're like, well, we're allowed to do that towards white people. That doesn't help your point to me, what do you mean, Like people will go, you know, they'll make oh, oh my gosh, I went and bought some stuff from the gap, and they're like making fun of how white people talk, and they're like, you know, we're allowed to do that because it's not racist towards white people. But you're just I don't just said that to me that because you said that because in the past Americans have we dropped the bomb, we like, we targeted, They've been uh, you know, victimized by us in the past, whereas white people I'm saying, we they we don't come with that context underneath it. I get that, but I don't think it helps your argument as someone that's a minority or whatever to then make fun of white people will be like, well, we get to do it. You don't get to do it, because then that's going to make the white person want to do it either more or I don't think that helps your point. But as a white person, of course you feel that way. Well, I'm Jewish, always got that. Okay, we have to go. Uh that's the reason why my family we figured everything out today. And thank you for being here, Carlile. Tomorrow we're gonna have a special all Fan Trax episode to close this out for the week. Um, don't be and mine

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